Red Hex "Weird Bruises" Black Hole EP 2012
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UR SECRET BAND AU U ASKED FOR OUTFITS HOW DO WE FEEL ABT THE HEX GIRLS ??
I salute your big brain 🫡 🫡 🫡
I love the hex girls and this is perfect for Halloween!!!! Spooky season 👻
Jason looks like he is causing trouble already 😂 🤦♀️ Steph too …. Let’s be real… they are all menaces in the best way…🫡👀
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Kon is the only one who remembers Tim. Well, Kon and some guy named Bernard.
For some reason, no one remembers Tim. At all.
Oh they remember Robin, and that's how he got Batman to actually take him seriously, but they don't remember Tim. They know that Wayne Enterprises had a CEO after Bruce, but no one remembers who he was. Gotham elites know that the Drakes had a child, but no one knows who it was.
Batman himself had just thought Kon just had a dream, maybe; until Kon asked him to name the Robin he was recorded as being with after Jason and before Damian.
Then he'd frozen.
Kal told him later that he'd just witnessed a Batman-shaped breakdown. One that only came with realizing that his mind had been compromised by an outside source.
Then the Bats were like a kicked antpile, but they weren't including Kon so.
Fine.
Kon doesn't care about them.
Kon doesn't need them.
Kon needs Tim.
His best friend is missing, vanished off the face of the earth.
Bart doesn't remember Tim either, but he believes Kon. So does Cassie. So they help him by searching other cities Tim's prone to visiting.
He's scouring Gotham again, fuck you very much Batman, when he hears some guy calling at him from a rooftop.
The dude's name is Bernard, and he was Tim's boyfriend.
And he's got a theory.
And, fuck it, it's not like Kon's even got a starting point, so he agrees to cart the little chef around so they can look into it.
Meanwhile, in Nanda Parbat, Tim is imprisoned in a Gilded Cage half technology and half magic as Ra's Al Ghul uses his most recent Magical Artifact to attempt to rewrite everyone's memories, including Tim's.
If Tim isn't remembered by anyone, then there's no chance of Tim being snapped out of the false memories he's about to implant in his protégé/heir.
He's just saving Tim for last.
That way Tim won't have as much fight in him.
He didn't account for Kon for Bernard's necklaces; weird little trinkets Tim had picked up for them in a shop in Hong Kong. Weird little trinkets that actually were just as enchanted as their seller proclaimed them to be.
@simplestoryteller
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Can we get retail Steph with Young Justice?
Retail Steph: Part 7
Previous installments: Margie | Batkids | Rogues | Justice League | Retail batkids | Retail Bruce
[grocery store]
Steph: What seems to be the problem?
Kon: I'm trying to buy this watermelon but the self-checkout isn't working.
Steph: *manually enters the produce*
Steph: There you go.
Kon: Ohhh, I thought the fruits grew their own barcodes.
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[coffee shop]
Steph: Good morning, what can I get you guys?
Cassie: I'll take the Wonder Woman frapppucino.
Keli: I'll have an iced Lantern latte.
Greta: And I'll do the Haunted London Fog.
Steph: Come again?
Cassie: They're from the secret menu.
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[clothing store]
Steph: *knocks on the dressing room door*
Steph: You okay? You've been in there for a long time.
Bart: *emerges wearing 100 shirts*
Bart: BEHOLD, THE SHIRTMAN!
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[drive-thru]
Steph: I got the cheeseburger combo?
Steph: *looks out the window*
Steph: Hello? Anyone there?
*arrow whizzes by and snags the bag*
Cissie, in the distance: Thanks!
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[furniture store]
Anita: I would like to return this lamp.
Steph: Why's it all sliced up?
Anita: Doesn't matter. I read the warranty and it is covered.
Steph: We need to change that policy.
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[restaurant]
Steph: Did anyone here have the spaghetti?
Jinny and Amy: *talking to each other*
Steph: No? Okay.
Steph: *starts walking away*
Amy: Actually that was us.
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[call center]
Steph: Can I get your permanent address?
Slobo: I don't have an Earth one.
Steph: Can I at least get a good mailing address then? It won't let me continue without one.
Slobo: *throws a dart at a map*
Slobo: We can use 115 South Holden Street. Let's hope they don't mind.
Steph, knowing that's her address: ...
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[Young Justice group chat]
Tim: Steph's not talking to me. What did you guys do?
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Why was there never a Hotel California episode why was there not an episode about a hotel in the middle of nowhere that looks pretty normal at first glance but the food is strangely bland because they don't use salt, and some of the other guests have no idea what year it is, and the staff are strangely insistent that they can't leave right now, and when they look closer all the people there are ghosts that aren't aware they're dead, and the hotel is cursed, and they're trapped in there
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