Ramonda: No kid wants a sibling. I mean, T'Challa hated you so much, he gave you to another family and said you were an orphan. Took us a week to track you down.
Shuri: You gave me to another family?!?
T'Challa: I might have.
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Y/n in line at a coffee shop: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, 7 espresso shots please.
Shuri behind her: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
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Shuri: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Peter: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Shuri: Hey.
Marc: *pissed off* You… complete …ASS, Shuri! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!
Steven: now Marc what have we talked about you swearing infront of kids
Marc sighing: don't do it
Steven: great, glad we got that sorted now let's grab some food
Jake: Oh, ¿puedo tener algunas tapas? (Oh can I have some tapas?)
Marc: sure
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t’challa: i am your king, long may I reign!
shuri: well I didn’t vote for you!
okoye: you don’t vote for kings.
shuri: well how’d t’challa become king then?
okoye: t'challa of the Lake, his arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that he, t'challa, was to carry Excalibur. that is why he is your king.
shuri: listen. strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Peter: Awwww little kids
Shuri: I don’t care about that, right now
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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Princess Shuri of Wakanda and Namor The Sub-Mariner in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022 | dir. Ryan Coogler)
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Ramonda, Okoye, Nakia, all Wakanda: Oh no, the princess has been kidnapped, we have to do something
*meanwhile Shuri in Talokan*:
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Namor: *gets down on one knee*
Shuri: Oh my Bast, it's finally happening.
Namor: *falls over*
Shuri: The poison is kicking in.
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Okoye: We are screwed.
Shuri: Hey, no, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.
Okoye, with a mocking smile: We’re screwed!
Shuri: There you go.
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Y/N, dressed in the Gold Jaguar outfit, rescues Shuri…
Shuri: thank you, baby
Y/N: my queen, you can thank me with a cuddle session later (winks)
Okoye: what? How?
Shuri: Y/N’s my superhero lover
Okoye: and you were going to tell us when? After you got married?
Y/N: do you want to be the maid of honor?
Okoye: y-yes please
For @konstantin609
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Peter: *comes to the compound after school*
Tony: Hey underroos, how was school?
Peter: I have a list of 100 words to learn Mr. Stark
Y/n: Wow, that’s only 89 more than you know now
Peter: *shocked*
Shuri who was visiting: *dying of laughter*
Steve: Y/n Sarah Roger-Barnes
Y/n: What? He made fun of my jacket, I make fun of his vocabulary.
Bucky: Look at it this way pal. At least she didn’t use violence
Y/n: Yeah! What Pops said.
Steve: *slaps his palm on his face*
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Coffee
Shuri: How would you like your coffee?
America: As dark as my soul.
Shuri: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
America: damn it dad
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Namora: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Shuri: Weak. I sleep with my blasters.
Attuma: …(scoffs)
Mbaku: what’s so funny, Attuma?
Attuma: I sleep with Okoye.
Namor: … he wins.
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