DANCING WITH MYSELF
— PART ONE
summary: eddie crashes senior prom hoping to steal a dance with his dream girl, chrissy cunningham. instead, he spends the night stuck in the women’s restroom with you—her snarky, insecure best friend.
❖ pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader
❖ word count: 2,489
❖ genre: fluff with some angst
❖ series status: complete
❖ warnings: no season 4 spoilers, some coarse language, body image issues, allusions to eating disorders, typical teenage insecurities, angst, jealousy, anxiety, secret crushes, childhood memories, happy ending, lots of 80s music
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You were more than a little caught off guard when Chance Gallagher asked you to the senior prom.
Chance was popular, Chance was on the basketball team, and you were just Chrissy Cunningham's snarky best friend. The "bitchy" one—yeah, that was your identifier (so that you wouldn't be confused with her other, much perkier friends). You were confident that ninety percent of the student body had no idea what your actual name was. To them, you were simply Chrissy Cunningham's Bitchy Best Friend. Depressing as that was, it was an enormous step up from constantly being referred to as her "chubby" best friend. All that dieting must have finally paid off.
Needless to say, you were a little skeptical when Chance Gallagher, dressed in his green letterman jacket, showed up at your locker six weeks before the big night.
He swung by and said, "Hey, you..."
In hindsight, that should have been your first clue that this was going to end in disaster. Hey, you? Come on, the boy clearly didn't know your name. But at the time, you weren't thinking about that. No, you were too busy admiring his long dark hair, those deep-set brown eyes, and that shy, crooked smile that slowly crept up the side of his face...
"Hi," you said back, and you thought your voice sounded oddly high-pitched for some reason, like Minnie Mouse. You had to clear your throat and try again. "Hey, uhh, what's up?"
"Nothin' much." Chance paused and ran his hand through his hair. Shamelessly, you watched him do it, and you caught yourself wondering if his hair was as soft as it looked. It probably was.
"I was just thinking," he went on, "you know, about prom coming up..."
You retreated into sarcasm. "Oh, is prom coming up?"
"Uh... yes?" Chance cocked his head, looking so confused.
You winced. "Sorry, just ignore me. So, what about prom?"
"Well, I was wondering if anyone asked you yet."
You squinted at him for a second, thinking, Seriously? "Uhh, no, no one's asked me yet."
"Good," said Chance, nodding and smiling, and you stood there, thinking, Wow, those are some white teeth.
Then, while you were distracted by those white teeth, he snuck in a quick: "So you wanna go, then?"
You blinked slowly. Once. Twice. "I'm sorry... what?"
"I'm asking if—"
"You're asking me to prom?"
"Well, I'm trying to, but you're making it kinda difficult."
"Well, I'm a difficult person," you said under your breath. Then: "Wait a minute, is this like a Taming of the Shrew scenario? Is there a Bianca somewhere in this?"
Chance's brow furrowed. "Taming of the what?"
"The shrew."
"What's a shrew?"
"Well, it's actually a small, mouse-like animal, but it's also the word for an ill-tempered woman, which is the definition I'm referring to—not the mouse, obviously; although I could see the mouse making sense too, you know, within a different context... Anyway, The Taming of the Shrew is a Shakespearean comedy. We read it in English last week. We took turns playing the parts... well, not me, I mostly just read the stage directions. See, I've got a thing about public speaking and, you know, speaking in general..."
"Really? 'Cause you seem pretty good at it." Chance was smiling at you.
And now you were smiling back... and laughing, too. It was a colorful laugh that burst out of your chest like confetti out of a New Year's Eve popper.
"That was a good joke," you said. "I liked that."
Silence. Heavy and awkward.
Chance broke it. "So... is that a yes to prom? Or do I need to leave, come back, and start this process all over again?"
You laughed again, but this one made your chest hurt a little.
Your gut reaction was to say, Yes, absolutely! but you never listened to your gut. You listened to the small voice in your head, the one currently showing you all the possible worst-case scenarios on a teeny tiny projector: frame after frame after frame. This is a bad idea. This is a terrible idea. You should just say no right now and save yourself the embarrassment.
But then you heard Chrissy's voice in your head, that sweet Disney princess voice. You know you're the only one getting in your way, right? Stop sabotaging yourself. You would be so much happier if you would stop shutting everyone out. Just open up a little, let people in, and I promise they'll think you're amazing, just like I do... and then I'm gonna have to tell them all to back off because you're my best friend. I found you first.
You closed your eyes and took a deep breath. "Okay, look, at the risk of making this all blow up in my face, can just I ask why? Why do you wanna go to prom with me, Chance? I mean, sure, we sit at the same lunch table, and yeah, you're friends with Jason and I'm friends with Chrissy, but we've never spoken a word to each other... so why?"
Chance shrugged. "Because I want to? Because I think we'd have a good time? Do I need another reason?"
You bit down on your lip. That wasn't the answer you were hoping for, but then again, maybe that was just your anxiety talking. You shook all those ugly thoughts away and said, "Okay."
Chance took a step back, seeming delightfully surprised. "Okay?"
"Okay... yes, I'll go to prom with you." And you felt a little like Sissy Spacek in the movie Carrie.
Was this your Tommy Ross?
Oh, hopefully he doesn't die...
Chance pumped his fist. "Well, all right!" And for a second, you thought he was going to give you a high five or a slap on the back. Instead, he backed away slowly, heading toward his own locker. "This will be great. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to this."
"Me too," you said.
And that was the problem. You started looking forward to it. You started getting excited about it. Daydreaming about it. Flipping through magazines and dog-earing your favorite pages, because suddenly you had favorite pages. And that's why you were absolutely gutted when Chance called you up six hours before prom and said he couldn't make it.
With just five words, all your prom plans went up in flames.
"Food poisoning? Are you kidding me right now?" You were sitting on your bed with the phone pressed against your ear. It almost slipped out of your grasp when you first heard the news. "Can't you, like, take some Pepto-Bismol or something?"
"Seriously?"
"No, not seriously, Chance. I'm not a monster." You let out an angry huff and switched the phone to your opposite ear. "What am I supposed to do now? I bought tickets and a dress and some really, really painful heels." You had even practiced walking in those painful heels so that you wouldn't look stupid—or worse, trip and fall on your face in front of everyone. "There's gonna be pictures and dinner and a frickin' limo... Oh my god, I'm gonna be the only one there without a date!"
"I know... I'm so sorry."
"Well, great, can I bring your 'sorry' with me to prom? Can I pose next to it during pictures?" You swallowed hard, feeling the sharp sting of oncoming tears. You lowered the phone to your shoulder (while Chance continued to utter apology after apology) and squeezed your eyes shut before a single one could escape.
After a minute, you heard Chance say, "You still there?"
You brought the phone back to your ear. "Yeah," you said, and wiped your runny nose on your wrist. "Look, don't worry about me, okay? I'll, uhh, I'll figure something out."
"Yeah, okay... And, hey, I'm really, really sorry."
"Yeah, I know," you said, numbing yourself to it. "Anyway, I'm gonna go. Uhh, feel better, okay?"
You slammed the phone down before he could say goodbye. Then you saw the stack of magazines on your nightstand. And the pink shoebox on the floor. You buried your face in your hands and had yourself a good five-minute cry before picking the phone back up and frantically dialing Chrissy's number.
She answered in a chirpy voice: "Hello, hello... Cunningham residence."
"He's not coming!" you blurted out in a stuffy, near-to-tears voice.
"What? What do you mean, he's not coming?"
"Food poisoning! He got food poisoning!"
"He got food poisoning? Oh, no..."
"Yeah. That's just my luck, right? I just spent three hundred dollars for nothing."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, obviously I can't go now..."
"What? But you have to go!"
"Chris, I can't—"
"No, Y/N, you have to go! This is the senior prom. This is supposed to be our special night."
You rolled your eyes. "Pretty sure Jason thinks it's his special night."
"Well, he's wrong," Chrissy said, and stifled a laugh. "Come on, you didn't go to junior prom, and that was fine, but this is the senior prom, our last prom, and I wanna spend it with my best friend. I want us to go get our hair and makeup done, and put on these outrageous, obnoxious dresses, and go make asses of ourselves on that dance floor. That way, when I'm old and wrinkly, I can look back on this moment and think, Wow... I so peaked in high school."
You both laughed. Despite the tears, you laughed.
"Yeah," you said, "I want that, too... but I don't have a date, Chris."
"So what? You can come with me and Jason."
"Oh, the third wheel. Yeah, I bet your boyfriend would love that."
"He won't mind. And if he does, screw him. We'll leave his ass at home and go to prom together. Deal?"
You smiled and dabbed your eyes dry with your sleeve. "Deal."
Overjoyed, Chrissy squealed so loud you had to pull the phone away from your ear. "Now, hurry up and get your butt over here, pretty lady! Our appointment's in an hour."
"Fine, fine..."
You said your goodbyes and hung up. That's when the dread finally set in, twisting your stomach into one giant pretzel. "Food poisoning, huh? Boy, is he lucky." You rolled onto your back and stared at the ceiling for what felt like forever.
"I'm calling it now: this is gonna be the worst night of my life."
Three streets down, Gareth Lozinski’s garage was exploding with the thrashing chords of heavy metal.
Corroded Coffin was currently six songs deep into their ten-song set list (a tribute to all their favorite metal bands), which would eventually get whittled down to just five songs. Any more than that and the manager of The Hideout would pull the plug on them. That happened last Tuesday, after Eddie Munson tried to sneak in a second Iron Maiden song when he thought the manager had stepped outside for a smoke break. They were only six bars in when their mics and amps suddenly died. Eddie, lost in the music, played another eight bars before he realized what had happened.
“Boo,” he said into the dead mic; then he strummed an angry riff and walked off the stage.
The band took a short break after Black Sabbath’s “Paranoid” so that Gareth could help his mother carry in the groceries. Mrs. Lozinski made a comment about their playing, said they were “really coming along” because she didn’t know what else to say. Gareth’s little sister was more succinct with her feedback. She skipped past the open garage with a paper bag full of fruit and said, “No, you guys still suck.”
Five minutes later, Gareth returned with half a turkey sandwich, sat down behind his drum set, and played the majority of Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” with the sandwich hanging out of his mouth. He wolfed the rest down during Eddie’s excessively long guitar solo.
Just when you thought he was done, the guy kept on going…
These rehearsals usually carried on well into the evening. Gareth’s family sat down to dinner at around six-thirty, and they didn’t appreciate the unique ambiance of Eddie Munson’s screaming guitar, so that’s when the band typically called it quits.
Today, however, was no typical day. Today was the senior prom.
Jeff was the first one to unstrap his guitar. “All right, guys, I’m outta here.”
Gareth, a junior who had yet to experience prom, said, “Dude, it’s only three. Prom doesn’t start for another four hours.”
“Yeah, but Tara’s parents wanna take pictures, and my parents wanna take pictures, and then we gotta go to dinner… It’s a whole event.”
Grant heard that and unstrapped as well. “Yeah, shit, I better get going, too.”
Meanwhile, Eddie Munson was staring off into space and silently strumming his guitar, trying to work out some of Motörhead’s trickier chord progressions in his head. He stopped momentarily when he felt Jeff’s hand on his shoulder.
Jeff said, “Hey, good luck tonight, man.”
The corner of Eddie’s mouth raised into a lazy smile. “Thanks, man. See ya.” Then he bent his head and went back to strumming, his left hand fingering the beginning chords of Dio’s “The Last in Line.”
Gareth put down his drumsticks and stood up. “You’re really going through with this, huh?”
“Mhm,” said Eddie, only half listening.
Gareth shook his head, utterly dumbfounded by his friend’s reckless determination. “You’re crazy, man. What makes you think Chrissy Cunningham’s gonna wanna dance with you?”
Eddie’s fingers slowed and eventually stopped, those final chords lingering for a moment… then drifting away.
“Because this is my year, man.” Eddie was confident, but not arrogantly so. He simply believed his words to be true. “I’m telling you, all the stars are aligning for me. As long as I don’t blow Ms. O’Donall’s English final, and I don’t plan on blowing her English final, I’m gonna be out those doors and onto better things. Now all that’s left to do is steal a dance with my dream girl.”
“Yeah… that sounds great and all, man, but this is Chrissy Cunningham we’re talking about. There’s no way she’s gonna dance with someone like you, especially not at prom.”
“Really? I think she will, and especially because it’s prom.”
Because Chrissy Cunningham wasn’t like the other popular girls. She wasn’t vain or pretentious. She didn’t strut around school like a princess amongst peasants. No, Chrissy Cunningham was something special, a very rare diamond in a pit of precious stones.
And tonight, for at least one song, she was going to be his.
Eddie unstrapped his guitar and carried it over to its case. “Gareth my good man… Gareth the Good, Gareth the Great… I think tonight might be the best night of my life.” He smiled on his way out. “Wish me luck, buddy.”
“Good luck,” Gareth said, and watched him go. “Boy, he’s gonna need it.”
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