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ingravinoveritas · 4 months

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Tonight is press night for Macbeth, and Michael is sitting in the second row beaming at David as proud as can be. The two of them looking at each other like that is everything...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #macbeth #donmar warehouse #i'm screaming #an entire theatre full of people and it's like they're the only ones there #siri play 'I Only Have Eyes for You' by The Flamingos #my heart can't handle it #they are perfect together your honor #very very married #a friendship that's become something more #ineffable lovers #amazing

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unknownvirus21 · 7 months

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They're talking about a book Scarab is editing for Prismo

AU of Prismo being an author and Scarab being his exclusive editor. He never hires anyone else, just him and gets jealous when others authors try to hire Scarab so he pays him a ridiculous amount of money to keep him as his editor only

Not Prismo being territorial :33

#prohibitedwish #prismo x scarab #prismo the wishmaster #prohibited wish #prismo #scarab the god auditor #the scarab #scarab #fiona and cake au #fiona and cake #they're divorced #they're married #they're in love your honor #they're gay your honor #i'm so normal #prismo adventure time

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frenchublog · 25 days

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#tsom #the sound of music #georg x maria #georg von trapp #maria von trapp #captain and the governess #my art #please don't repost #listen. this will (not) pass #they're married your honor

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red-moon10 · 1 year

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So I'm just supposed to be normal after this?

#they're married your honor #birdflash #dick grayson #wally west #nightwing #the flash (wally west)#nightflash #dickwally #dc #wayne family adventures #my heart

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corinthianrm0 · 1 year

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married life inspired by modern family

#superbat #batman #superman #dc #bruce wayne #clark kent #dc comics #ooc #but i thought it was funny #they're happily married your honor #AND still without clothes #i should put a reminder somewhere they must be cold

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xueyuverse · 19 days

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HuaLian demisexuals has always made so much sense to me. They only felt sexual attraction for each other, and that after they had met, liked each other's intelligence, kindness and achievements. Sexual desire arose only after they discovered that, when they're together, happiness is much simpler and easy.

#tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #they're in love your honor #they're married your honor #heaven official's blessing #hob #i'm demisexual so i know what I'm talking about #tian guan ci fu #crown prince of xianle #mxtx tgcf #crimson rain sought flower #mo xiang tong xiu

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rad-batson · 8 months

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Batlantern Headcanons Because I Found My New Brainrot and I Cannot Contain Myself (Platonic or Romantic, You Decide <3)

Hal is the only one who gets away with calling Bruce nicknames. Oliver tried calling Bruce “Spooky” once. He still has nightmares.

Several long-winded missions combined with Hal’s couch-surfing escapades have resulted in Hal having his own official Wayne guest room.

Alfred has smacked Hal with a dish towel several times. Reasons include: trying to wash the dishes, using a mini vac that he brought from home, and spitting gum into the garbage without wrapping it in a tissue first.

Tim gave Hal all of their streaming passwords to piss Bruce off. Hal proceeded to make his own profiles because he fears nothing, so Bruce changed all of his profile names to “Parasite.” Since then, it’s turned into an all-out war of renaming Hal’s profile every time they’re using it.

Highlights so far have included Sugar Baby, Freeloader, Ring Pop, Green Abomination, Magical Girl, Noisemaker, The Better Side Piece, and This is Your Official Eviction Notice Hal. (Bruce still hasn’t changed the passwords.)

Hal: You need to let go of your fear, Bats. Let’s do a simple breathing exercise. Bruce: I am breathing. Hal: No, like calming breaths. Follow my lead, okay? In- no, not that fast. Maybe close your eyes first. In…and out-No. No. Are you having a panic attack? Do I need to call someone?

For one mission, a few other JL members had to go undercover as couples. Bruce and Hal were the spares and paired up out of necessity. To everyone’s surprise, however, they were the most convincing duo because they “bickered like an old married couple.”

Bruce: I’m growing soft, Clark. I’m weak now. Clark: You told Hal ‘Good job.’ What’s wrong with that? Bruce: It’s unprofessional! *in the other room* Hal: I think Batman just confessed his undying love to me.

They have each other’s coffee orders memorized and regularly prepare the other’s coffee for them out of habit when they’re together.

After a while, Hal stops playfully flirting with everyone and reserves it only for Bruce because he gives the best reactions.

At a ‘Thank You, Justice League’ party hosted by Bruce Wayne, Hal slips up and flirts with Bruce in his civvies, only for Brucie Wayne to flirt back without missing a beat.

Hal had to go cool down in the bathroom for a few minutes. He was not ready for that. (Bruce is so fucking smug too. He’s been waiting FOREVER to give Hal a taste of his own medicine.)

Hal, introducing Bruce to the Lantern Corp: This is my pet bat. Careful, he bites.

Bruce, introducing Hal to new JL members: This is my partner. He’s been in training for ten years.

During an important strategy meeting, Hal waves his hand around, and Bruce just sighs. “What now, Lantern?” “Your plan of attack has like four holes in it.” “Where?” Hal gestures to the areas and suggests different strategies, and suddenly Bruce is like Does anyone else think it’s hot in here?

He lies in bed that night contemplating every single life event that’s lead up to Hal Fucking Jordan turning him on with his impeccable battle strategy.

Barry: I think Batman’s mad at me. He didn’t even react when I told him about the great rescue mission from last week. Hal: What do you mean? He was smiling the whole time. Barry: His face didn’t move an inch. Hal: You didn’t notice the lip twitch?

Batman has blackmail material on every single Justice League member, but only Hal has blackmail material on Bruce and the guts to use it. (Hal knows Bruce gets pedicures for fun. And he gets little designs on his toes too.)

Arthur: So when did you and Green Lantern start….you know. Bruce: No, I do not. What did we start? Arthur: You know what?! I think I forgot to walk my fish. Bye!

*Barry sees Hal with a hickey while they’re drinking coffee* Barry, jokingly: Did Bruce give you that? Hal: Yes, actually. How’d you know? Barry, backing away frantically: Oh okay, cool! Okay okay. Cool. Cool cool cool. Okay. Bruce, entering: What’s with him? Hal: I don’t know. He doesn’t seem to like the mug you bought me, though.

The JL has a betting pool called “BatLantern FMK” where they bet on which will happen first: will they fuck, marry, or kill each other?

Only Clark, Diana, and J’onn know that one of them happened already

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uccmd · 9 months

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THE LIST of domestic things about Crowley and Aziraphale during S2 as my free therapy session:

The apology dance

Crowley knows why exactly Aziraphale might call him (the list consists of only three reasons) and can understand which is relevant at the moment by Azi's voice

Crowley doesn't wear his glasses in the bookshop

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

"Ourselves"

"Do you need a lift somewhere?"

Them discussing their favorite romantic tropes like it've never happened to them

Crowley casually ordering the drink Aziraphale asked for

Crowley being absolutely done with everything but still managing to help Aziraphale every way possible participating in his investigation and making sure they're not killed

"OUR car"

Crowley actually letting Aziraphale to drive the Bentley!!!

They have a room where they discuss their questions and problems (like with the Gabriel's and Muriel's visits)

Crowley sitting on the arm of Aziraphale's armchair

"Good job" "You really think so?"

Aziraphale calling Crowley right away to tell him more about the clue and what he found out (aka searching for his praise)

Crowley supporting Aziraphale while he performs his little handy magic tricks

Aziraphale slowly getting more comfortable with calling Crowley his friend (aka "we go back in a long time" and etc)

"A little us time"

Them casually touching each other

Dancing while talking and talking while dancing

Crowley not letting other people buy or take Aziraphale's books while he is out of bookshop

Crowley trying to communicate with Gabriel after Aziraphale advices him to do so

Crowley cleaning up the bookshop while Aziraphale is on a walk with Metatron (he knows this place so well + «stress-cleaning» @sgam76 )

Aziraphale asking Crowley to be his assistant in the lethal magic trick and letting Crowley point the muzzle of a loaded gun at him when they can't use miracles

Crowley's hands shaking because his first shot ever was about to be made while he was pointing a gun at Aziraphale but when he just got himself together because fuck him if he will ever hurt his angel

Crowley trusting Aziraphale because he asked

Crowley waiting for Aziraphale to change his mind in the end until the very last moment

Aziraphale complimenting Crowley's work during The Begging

Aziraphale's attempt to put his hand on Crowley's shoulder during the kiss because he wanted them to be closer to each other

Aziraphale has a diary with a description of his every meeting with Crowley (as i suppose)

"But you like waiting inside"

How literally every character made a remark about their relationship being a little bit more than just friendship and how they're flustered by those comments

"I am, but rescuing me makes him so happy"

«Crowley going “NGK!” when Azi briefly corners him in the pub with a hand on his chest» @babbeldumpsterfire

"If any harm goes to Aziraphale-"

«“we both get PLENTY of use out of it” regarding the bookshop» @nightgoodomens

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the-goddessfighter12 · 1 year

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GOOD OMENS 2 😈♥️😇

I will DIE for this two, I can't wait for season 2, I'm starving, I'm done with the crumbs, I WANT THE WHOLE CAKE!!

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#ineffable husbands #myart #good omens #good omens season 2 #crowley #aziraphale #crowly x aziraphale #fanart #my style #hug #take this as a gif #GO #the husbands #😎♥️😇#🥰😭💋#they're married your honor #ineffablehusbands

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softiedingo · 4 months

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how married should they act in every argument? yes.

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hipersensitive-pacifist · 1 day

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Personal space? Never heard of it.

#no need to circle anything anymore #it's as clear as can be #they're married your honor #911 abc #911 spoilers #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buck buckely

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unknownvirus21 · 7 months

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Scarab learned something new about himself that day

Scrabby would totally love when Prismo gets physically angry cause Prismo's a dude who does NOOOOTTT got angry and when he does it's???? Hot????? He'd totally find it attractive

Prismo is mad about some comments left on one of his fanfics

#prohibited wish #prismo the wishmaster #prismo #prismo adventure time #prismo x scarab #scarab #scarab the god auditor #they're divorced #they're married #they're in love your honor #they're gay your honor #i'm so normal

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mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips · 7 months

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Nurse: I'm sorry, sir. We can only allow family to see Mr. Buckley at this time-

Eddie: Bold of you to assume I won't marry him on the spot.

Buck, still very drugged: You tell 'em, honey.