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#witch king Wednesday
thewitchkingiscool-ace · 11 months
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Ok so i have decided to assign a LotR/the Hobbit character to each day of the week, based on the first letter of their name. (This idea came to me from a reblog from @blairsanne on one of my posts about fili, with a tag that said “fili friday”) and i will be celebrating them on each day of the week
The days are as follows:
Merry Monday (or Meriadoc Monday)
Tauriel Tuesday
Witch-King Wednesday
Thorin Thursday
Fili Friday
Smeagol Saturday
And Samwise Sunday
You could also have Frodo Friday or Theoden Tuesday or Sauron Saturday or anything else i’m too stupid to think of. I’m gonna do one of these for PotC characters in a bit :D and i might also assign characters to months too, such as Aragorn August or Arwen April or Saruman September or Nori November or Deagol December or Dori December or Dwalin December (idk i’m just thinking of these on the spot lol)
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brw · 1 month
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Why is Vision in that fuckass suit.
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Alright, so I just got done watching Wednesday on Netflix, and now I can't stop thinking. Dp x Wednesday crossover.
Maybe Sam is a witch, or Tucker is a werewolf, maybe both, and one or both of them join Nevermore academy and gets pulled into the chaos, and then drags Danny into it?
Maybe Wednesday finds a book in the library and summons him, hoping to at least get some information? I don't know how they meet, but this idea has me in its thrall.
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aldarquen · 1 year
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SPOILERS FOR WEDNESDAY
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Random fandom crossovers Part 3: Wednesday and LOTR
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kultofathena · 1 year
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United Cutlery -The Hobbit – Morgul Blade of the Nazgul
This authentically detailed replica is a reproduction of the actual filming prop. The MORGUL BLADE™ is 25 1/8” (63.3cm) overall, featuring a stainless steel blade, solid metal hilt parts, and a leather wrapped grip, all authentically “aged” and “battle worn” with a distressed, acid-etched finish to duplicate the original movie prop as closely as possible. It is presented with a wooden wall display (mounting hardware and instructions included) featuring a graphic motif of the Witch-King crown, and includes a certificate of authenticity.
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wyclair · 1 year
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werewolf!robb stark is so real to me
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borathae · 2 months
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Cozy | Yoongi x f.Reader
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"In celebration of your anniversary, Yoongi surprises you with a cozy winter holiday in your own little mountain cabin. The days are spent enjoying the tranquility, the evenings are spent enjoying yummy cocoa and the nights are filled with love making. On your fourth night, you surprise Yoongi with a very special massage."
Pairing: Vampire!Yoongi x Witch!Reader
Genre: established relationship!AU, Slice of Life Fluff, Smut
Warnings: the supernatural aspect of them is basically not present, so this is also for all the besties who don't like supernatural stuff, Yoongi being the ultimate boyfriend, she gets such princess treatment, casual nudity, cuddles and kisses, the next ones are for the smut part: the coziest love making, sub!Yoongi, service Dom!Reader, pillow prince!Yoongi, soft Dom!Reader, massage with a massage candle, can you call this waxplay?, use of lube, anal fingering, prostate massage, use of a prostate vibrator, she just wants to make him feel good, multiple orgasms (m.receiving), he has sensitive thighs, cock worship, body worship, kisses, praise, loving dirty talk, loveliest aftercare, this is so sweet and comforting, they're so in love holy fuck
Wordcount: 9.7k
a/n: being treated like a princess and treating my boy like a king in return? yes. this is the ultimate life and nobody can fucking stop me. enjoy besties, i love them so much that i want to cry 🤎 ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOONGIE I LOVE YOU <3
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It will be your anniversary this Wednesday and Yoongi surprised you with a trip to the Austrian alps. He rented out a cabin high up a mountain, which was only accessible by a narrow one lane path. He told you to pack warm and take your favourite books and then took you in his jeep. 
You and he haven’t left the cabin yet except for your second day where you drove down to the local supermarket to buy groceries for the week. You will be here for six nights. Yoongi cooks for you. He already announced that he will. You also take a lot of walks and built a snowman in front of your cabin. The afternoons you spend doing your own things. You like to read, while Yoongi likes making music on his laptop. Every now and then, one or the other would look up for a moment to catch a glimpse of the other person. Come dinner time and you find yourselves cooking together whilst chatting about the most random of things. 
Tonight’s dinner was authentic Carbonara with local eggs and bacon. It tasted wonderfully. You went for two portions because you couldn’t get enough. Yoongi was so happy, watching you enjoy the meal and feeling full just watching you. 
The latter has been occupying the bathroom for the last thirty minutes, but seems to finally be done. You are reading on the couch when the bathroom door opens. The scent of his shampoo instantly fills the room. 
“The bathroom's still toasty if you wanna go now", Yoongi says as he leaves the room. He is wearing his sleep pants, but no shirt, rubbing his hair dry with his towel.
You follow him with your eyes, feeling your heart flutter. He is so perfect. His arms tense and flex as he dries his hair, his chest stretches in the position and his tummy looks so soft. Your eyes linger on it for longer. He isn’t sucking it in anymore. 
In the beginning of your relationship, Yoongi always sucked in his stomach when he was shirtless in front of you. Years passed and the once conscious act turned into something subconscious, something his body did on reflex. For a few months now, you began to notice that he stopped doing it more and more. It has been four days since you came here and not once have you seen him suck in his stomach. 
“What?” Yoongi asks as he sits down on a chair in front of the floor mirror, “why are you looking at me?” 
“It’s nothing. I don’t wanna say it yet”, you say and get up to use the bathroom as well.
“What do you mean?” he asks and you can watch how his stomach instinctively tenses up. 
“No, it’s nothing bad. You’re just so handsome. I was swooning over you again”, you assure him and give him a back hug. One kiss to his cheek. Another to his neck. The last on top his shoulder. 
Yoongi looks at you with half-lidded eyes. 
“I’m taking a shower now. Okay?” you ask as you give his shoulders a gentle massage. 
“Yeah, okay.” 
“My handsome prince”, you say and snicker when this makes him lower his eyes bashfully.
You close the door, but don’t lock it. You are in the midst of stepping inside the shower when Yoongi knocks.
“Yes?” 
“Can I come in?”
“Sure.”
The door opens. Yoongi doesn’t look at you on purpose. 
“Sorry, I forgot my brush”, he says and fetches it from the counter. He waves it in the air, “found it.”
And with that, he leaves again, keeping his head lowered in respect. You snicker to yourself. He is such a sweetheart. You wouldn’t have minded if he looked at you, but he still made sure not to be disrespectful. It is the same with any kind of touch which could be interpreted sexually. He could kiss you, grope you, fuck you and ruin you without asking if he wanted to, but would he do so? Of course not. He only touches you when he knows you want it, just as he only looks when he knows you want it. He makes you feel so important and loved with it. You aren’t a piece of meat to objectify for him, a pretty thing to perform at all times. You are his most precious person, his favourite human and the treasure he will only worship if you allow him. Oh it feels so good to be with someone who allows you to be so disgustingly human. 
Which makes the fact that he started relaxing his stomach in your presence all the more precious. He is finally allowing himself to be so disgustingly human in your presence. 
You love this man so much.
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Yoongi is wearing the full pyjama set once you leave the bathroom. His hair is dry and fluffy. His bangs hang into his face, making him appear so much younger.
He lifts his eyes and lowers them instantly when he realises that you were naked. 
“It’s okay to look, I don’t mind” you assure him and leave for the bedroom, “I forgot my pjs. Silly me.”
You return soon. You and he are matching. You had the idea and Yoongi instantly took the soft pyjamas you offered. Even your fluffy socks are matching.
“Did you brush your teeth yet?” he asks you.
“Not yet. Why?” 
“Do you want hot chocolate?” 
“Oh yes”, you gasp with sparkly eyes.
“Okay”, he says and gets up from the couch to hurry to the kitchen. 
You in the meantime get cozy on the couch, bundling up in a woollen blanket.
The cabin is made up of four rooms. The small entrance area where one can store their outside clothes and skiing equipment if needed. Then a sturdy door separates it from the living room and kitchen area, keeping the chill air out that way. 
At the other end of the living space, were two doors next to each other. One for the bathroom and the other for the bedroom. A metal wood burner in the corner closest to the bedroom door keeps the small cabin warm and in the corner closest to the entrance way door, a corner bench with a dining table and three chairs was located. Everything was made out of wood, the floors, the walls and most furniture. It looked traditional and cozy. 
The couch was very obviously from Ikea though. It didn’t feel out of place. 
You turn on the cozy sofa, resting your chin on the edge of the backrest so you could watch Yoongi make hot cocoa.
He makes it on the stove with fresh, local milk and actual chocolate. Apparently Austria has this very famous chocolatier, who also makes chocolate especially for hot cocoas. You and Yoongi picked out a few flavours from the store, which piqued your interests.
Yoongi walks to you with his hands balled into fists. He presents them to you.
“Do I gotta pick?” you ask.
He nods his head.
“What are the flavours?” 
“Banana milk chocolate or cinnamon nougat.”
“Ooh okay uhm”, you tap on his left hand. 
He turns it and opens it, revealing the small chocolate bar. It looks tiny in his big hand.
“Nice, cinnamon nougat”, you say.
“Mhm, good choice”, he says and turns to strut back to the stove. 
He stirs in the chocolate, humming to himself as he does. You keep watching him, kicking your feet giddily. When will the limit of your love for him be reached? You always think that your heart can’t take anymore, but then it grows and grows and grows and it never gets too much. 
Yoongi divides the cocoa into two mugs, giving you more than himself. He fills the pot with some water so it would be easier to clean later and then struts back to you.
You stretch out your hands so he can give it to you over the backrest.
“Careful, it’s really hot.”
“I know. Uh, ah.”
“I told you it's hot”, he whines and tugs the mug away from you again.
“I got it now”, you say and pull your shirt sleeves over your hands.
“Careful.”
“I got it. See? Just had to use my brain.”
He snorts and chuckles, rounding the couch so he could sit down next to you.
“Thank you so much for this. It’ll warm me up in no time.”
"Are you cold? I'll get more wood. And a second blanket”, Yoongi babbles and tries to get up. 
You, however, keep him down by laying your legs over his lap, “I’m cozy. Don’t worry.”
“Really?”
“Yes, really. Thank you.”
“Okay, yeah. Just tell me if you change your mind.” 
“I will, my love”, you speak softly as your eyes wander over his features adoringly. You are resting back, keeping the hot cocoa on your tummy for now so it could cool down a little. 
Yoongi is sitting up, fumbling with the edge of the mug by tracing it mindlessly. He glances at you and looks away. His cheeks gain colour. 
You notice and give his tummy a little nudge with your toes.
He glances again. You give him a smile. He barely retorts it because then he is looking away bashfully again.
He takes a breath in the distinct way he always does when he wants to talk. Nothing comes. He is hesitating. 
“What do you wanna say?” you ask him.
“How did you know that I wanted to say something?” he gasps, looking at you with widened eyes.
“Just the way you breathed.”
“Ah”, he flusters, “am I that predictable?”
“No, it’s just that we’re spending so much time with each other.”
“I guess, yeah.” 
“What did you wanna say?”
“Don’t laugh at me.”
“I won’t laugh, promise.”
“What did you mean by what you said earlier?”
“What did I say again?”
“That you didn’t wanna say it yet”, he says and touches the side of his neck in self soothing, “it made me feel insecure”, he adds in a whisper.
“It did? No Yoongi, I’m sorry”, you gasp and sit up to close in on him. Your legs are still thrown over his lap. The mug rests on your thighs for now, “I’m sorry that it made you feel this way. It was something totally positive, but I just didn’t wanna say it yet in order not to ruin it.” 
“What do you mean? I don’t know what to make of this.”
“Okay so, uhm, please don’t take it to heart, but I noticed that you stopped sucking in your tummy when you’re shirtless with me.”
“My tummy?” he touches it, “I’m sucking in my stomach?”
“Not anymore. You did so for the longest time and I understand why you did it, but since a few months ago, you stopped doing it and I guess I just looked at you because I thought that you were so beautiful this way.” 
“Oh. Uhm”, he lowers his head shyly, “okay. I didn’t know that I did that.”
“That’s okay. I understand, you have issues with your torso.” 
“Yeah”, he nods his head, “fuck sorry, I’m an idiot. I thought you were thinking something bad, that I looked weird or something.”
“No, my love. Not even for a millisecond.” 
He nods his head, sagging his shoulders in relief.
“Okay. Uhm, thank you. I needed to hear this.”
“Of course, my love. Thank you for communicating.” 
Yoongi glances at your lips, “can I give you a kiss?” he whispers.
“Yes, but careful the choco”, you allow him. 
Together you make it work without spilling anything, ending the loving kiss with a little stub of your noses. 
Yoongi leans back with his eyes racing over your face.
“Did I seriously suck in my stomach all the time?” 
You nod your head.
“I didn’t realise that I did it.”
“I figured. When my current life started out and being naked in front of someone else suddenly became a regular thing, I began sucking in my tummy too until you helped me gain a lot of self confidence. I think we’re all a little too mean to the part of our body which literally keeps all our important organs safe and cozy”, you say and rub your tummy gently. 
Yoongi chuckles, his eyes soften. You giggle, scrunching your nose.
“Does it look weird now that I’m not doing it?”
You shake your head, “it didn’t look weird as you did it and it doesn’t look weird now. You have the perfect tummy”, you say and give it a little rub.
Yoongi looks into his mug, trying not to smile but failing miserably. His cheeks are rosy.
“My cutie”, you say and kiss his cheek.
He turns his head, begging for a kiss with longing eyes and parted lips. You can’t deny him, not when he looks so pretty like this. You kiss him as best as the mugs allow you to. 
You only break the kiss once air gets sparse. 
“This was nice”, you whisper. 
“Yeah. Nice”, he breathes, studying your lips as if they were his favourite artwork. 
You kiss him unexpectedly, resulting in his lips to tremble and his breath to hitch in his throat. You don’t let it deepen as it was only supposed to be a quick kiss, sitting back and taking the first sip of the cocoa.
“Mhhm yummy”, you say and drink again.
Yoongi tries his’ as well, nodding his head in agreement.
“It’s nice, isn’t it?”
“Yeah, it’s good. Really sweet though.”
“Yes, but that’s the best part. The sweet really makes it so yummy.” 
“Yeah”, he agrees and licks his lips after taking a sip, “do you still wanna watch a movie?” 
“Sure, I’d still be down. You?” 
“I guess, yeah.”
“So no”, you chuckle.
“No, sorry.”
“That’s okay, we could do something else. Oooh, do you wanna try the game?”
The cabin offers a Wii (mounted to the dresser because people can be assholes) with some multiplayer party games installed. You have been talking about trying Mario Party ever since you realised that it was on there. 
“Yeah we could do that. I’ll suck really bad though”, he says. 
“That’s okay. I’m not the best either”, you say and get off the couch to turn on the Wii, “should we compete against each other?” 
“Can’t we be a team? Is that possible?” he pouts, “I don’t wanna compete against you”, he murmurs sadly. 
“Fine, we’ll be a team. Okay, idea. One round we’re a team and another we’re competing? Just for fun?”
“Yeah, okay. I like this idea.”
The game is so much fun. You and Yoongi make up the perfect team. There is not a moment where one of you raises their voice or snaps at the other. The only times you and he get a little louder was during your victory cheers and especially thrilling moments during the mini games where you squealed and squeaked in excitement. It was shared squealing however and based on the thrill of the game.  
The second round was just as fun. Your cocoas have long been finished and you are cuddling under the blanket. You have your head on Yoongi’s chest while he is resting against the pillows. You can feel his voice whenever he speaks and you always get gently shaken around whenever he is caught by the thrill of a mini game. 
Yoongi ends up winning and despite his initial distaste against competing, he is very smug about it. 
“What can I say, I’m natural”, he says, putting the control down, “waaah, I’m a genius”, he sighs and drops his head into the pillows, smirking like the cocky little shit he currently is.
“Wah, look at you gloating”, you tease, nudging his chin.
“I’m not. I’m just saying. I’m a total natural.”
You shimmy up his body until your chests are touching and you have him under you. Your elbows rest in the pillows, his big hands rest themselves on your lower back. He is looking up at you with a smirk, yet fond eyes.
“You’re cocky”, you say, combing your fingers through his hair mindlessly.
“You’re just salty that you lost.”
“Wow”, you laugh, “and here I was thinking that you didn’t wanna compete against me.”
“I didn’t.”
“Mh-hm sure”, you joke.
Yoongi chuckles deeply. His face is glowing in adoration. You brush his bangs out of his face, giving his forehead a little massage as you do it. Over and over. It feels so nice to Yoongi. He feels in paradise right now. Your weight is on him, the blanket traps your shared body heats and your heart is beating so calmly against his chest. Your touch is also so gentle and filled with love and Yoongi thinks that you look especially pretty right now. 
He is in heaven. 
You giggle and rest your head on his shoulder. You can nuzzle your nose against his neck like this and Yoongi can hug you so, so tightly. He does it instantly, rubbing your back up and down and in little circles. 
“This is so cozy”, you whisper.
“Yeah, it’s cozy”, he agrees with his eyes closed. 
“Can we stay like this for a while?” 
“Yeah. Please.”
And so it happens that you cuddle for heaven knows how many minutes. It is so wonderful to both of you. To be so close, to share warmth, to hug and snuggle and adore. It is truly the best ending of an already amazing evening. You don’t talk a lot during the cuddles and that’s perfect. There is no better kind of comfort than truly enjoying the cuddles without any kind of distractions. 
You are soon starting to get sleepy however. Well, Yoongi more than you. And so you agree on leaving the couch for bed cuddles instead. You brush your teeth next to each other and while you leave for the bedroom first, Yoongi stays back to use the loo. 
You are sitting on the bed when he comes in. A candle is burning on the bedside table. Yoongi joins you on bed, lying down on his side while you keep seated. He looks up at you with a toothless, cute smile and reaches out to hold your hand. He is tracing your knuckles as he does. 
You retort the smile, shimmying into a more intimate position by taking a second pillow and using it to support your left arm. You are also on your side, giving Yoongi an opportunity to hide away in your chest. He takes it instantly, stubbing you with his nose as content, little purrs leave him. 
You close your arms around him, burying your right hand deep in his hair. You play with it, massaging his scalp and his exposed ear whenever you get the chance. His purrs grow in volume each time you pay attention to his ear, and from what you can tell, he rubs his feet together under the blanket whenever it happens. 
“Are you comfy?” you ask him in a soft voice.
“Yeah”, he whispers, nodding his head. He slides his hand under your shirt, rubbing your waist slowly. His palm feels incredibly soft against your skin, he warms you so well.
“Me too, my love”, you say and peck his ear. You follow it up with a little rub of his earlobe. Yoongi purrs and wiggles his toes. If someone would ever ask him the definition of perfect moment, he would say it is this one. To know that no one else is around and that he can truly let all his guards down is so incredibly relaxing to Yoongi. He likes life at the estate, he likes living together with his forever family, but sometimes he still feels a little too nervous to let go because of the possibility of someone walking in on you and him. So this holiday has been a dream for him. It’s just you and him and that means he can be the cuddly, snuggly boyfriend he so longs to be.
“Boongie?” you whisper into the silence.
“Mhm”, he hums, sounding sleepy.
“I have an idea.”
“Mhm.”
“What if I used the candle to give you a massage?” 
‘“Mhm? What?” he breathes.
“It’s a massage candle and I could use the wax to massage your back. You know? Rub your shoulders, trace your spine, get that tension out your lower back”, you say, scratching his back in demonstration. 
Yoongi shivers at the touch, rubbing his feet together. 
“Would you like that? I just think that it could be romantic.”
“Yeah”, he whispers.
“Yeah?”
He nods his head.
“Oh Yoongi”, you hug him against you, “I’m so happy. Wow, I’m gonna make you feel so good and cozy”, you say and break the hug to get the candle instead. 
Yoongi takes off his shirt in the meantime, lying down on his tummy. He lifts his arms above his head, hugging the pillow this way and squishing his cheek against it. He is watching you with half-lidded eyes, anticipating the massage with a fluttering tummy. You could do anything to him right now. Anything, as long as it means that he can stay in this cozy dream forever. 
“Oh? You’re already shirtless. Wow”, you say and crawl to him. The candle you have already blown out, holding it safely in your hand, “are you excited?”
He nods his head.
“Me too. I like massages.”
He hums in acknowledgement, but doesn’t say more.
“Actually, I like pampering you in general. Have you noticed?”
Yoongi thinks of all the countless, wonderful times you pampered him. All the baths you made him, all the times you washed his hair and soaped his body, all the massages and “super duper special king spa treatments” you give him, all the flower bouquets you make him and all the small little rubs and touches you give him throughout the day. Yoongi thinks of every time he felt adored and pampered by you and he feels his entire body tingle in reaction.
“Yeah”, he answers you, arching his back into your touch because you placed your hand on his back.
“I really like doing it”, you confess and sit down on the back of his thighs.
Yoongi hopes that you never stop doing it. He feels so unworthy of it sometimes until he remembers that you wouldn’t like it if you knew that he is putting himself down. Then he starts feeling grateful for it.
“Are you comfy like this? Am I too heavy?”
“You’re never too heavy. You’re perfect”, he lulls his words, having his eyes closed.
“Thank you, this is so sweet of you to say.”
You rub your right hand up and down his back, tracing the way his spine swirls with your fingertips.
“Are you ready? It will be really warm.”
“Yeah, ready.”
“Okay, here it comes”, you say and tilt the candle.
Yoongi reacts in a full body squirm and his thighs tensing under you. You trace his spine, painting a waxy line from between his shoulder blades down to his tailbone.
“How is the temperature?”
“Nice”, he sighs.
You place the candle aside and begin spreading the massage oil with the flat of your palms.
“Oh it feels so nice. Really warm. It’s like a warm oil pour”, you say as you work carefully to cover every inch of his back with the oil.
“Mhm”, he hums, nodding his head slowly.
“Oh my love”, you gush, “my love, your skin is so soft. You’re so perfect, my love.”
Yoongi flusters. He stays silent because he is shy and doesn’t know how to react to your compliments, but he hopes that you never stop with them. He loves being adored. He loves it so much. Staying alone and sheltered was never better than having someone like you in his life. He loves being loved and he loves loving in return.
Now that the oil is evenly distributed, you begin with the massage. You start off with his shoulders, using your thumbs to locate the tenser spots and using them as well to break them down in circular motions.
“You barely have knots, my love”, you tell him, massaging along his shoulder blades.
“Is ‘cause you always massage me”, he mumbles with his lips naturally pouted by the position he finds himself in.
“Yeah, that’s true. I do massage you a lot”, you say, “but then, you massage me a lot too.”
“Mhm. Is nice.”
“Very nice.”
“All of it is nice.” 
“Yeah? Am I doing well?”
He nods his head and shivers as you run your fingertips along his skin. 
“All of it’s nice”, he repeats, “I like this trip so much.”
“Me too, Boongie. I like it so much. You really picked out the perfect place.” 
“Thank you. I wanted it to be perfect. You’re my love.”
You feel your heart swell in your chest. You run your eyes over his features with butterflies dancing in your tummy. He is such a loving person. He always says that he is cold and unfamiliar with romance, but he is so full of love. He is warm and sweet and loves without being aware that he does. You lean down and kiss the shell of his ear.
“You’re my love too”, you whisper.
“Mhm”, he hums happily and smiles slightly, “I like the cocoa every night.” 
“Yeah, me too and all the yummy food you make.”
“Yeah, thank you. I try to be good.”
“You are the best. I’m so spoiled with you”, you kiss his ear again, “and lucky”, you add, giggling sweetly as you squeeze him gently. 
“No, I’m lucky”, he corrects you and shifts as you trace his spine, “I like it there.” 
“Yeah? There?” 
You trace his spine by massaging along each side of it. He has little dimples at his lower back. You include them in circular motions before going up again. You repeat it over and over. Down to his dimples and up to his shoulders.
“There is nice.” 
“Then I’ll keep doing that”, you say and fall silent together with him.
You and he share in the silence for a while. The only thing audible is the faint sound of your hands gliding over his oiled-up back. The sound is just as relaxing as the massage. For both of you. And while Yoongi enjoys the touch, you find great relaxation at the sight. You love how his skin and muscles shift and move under your fingertips. It is both fascinating and deeply relaxing. He looks so soft and squishable. You love it.
“Can you do my legs too?” Yoongi breaks the silence in a whisper.
“Your legs?” you whisper as well.
“Nevermind, it’s fucking stupid.” 
“No, it’s not. Of course I can do your legs. You just gotta help me with your pants, I got oily hands.”
“Yeah, okay. Cover my butt with something.” 
“Okay I will.” 
Yoongi shimmies out of his pants, kicking off the last few inches. You place one corner of the blanket over his butt, giving him a little pat.
“There we go. All modest.” 
“Don’t touch my butt.” 
“I’m not touching your butt, doofus”, you chuckle, “stay still, I’m getting more oil.”
“I’m serious, don’t touch my butt.”
“As a matter of fact, I will, Yoongi. I will only touch your butt from now on", you tease him sarcastically. 
“Whatever", he murmurs, closing his eyes again because you are moving to his legs.
You snicker, “doofus. By how you keep talking about it, Imma think you secretly want me to touch your butt.”
“No, I don’t. You’re wrong.”
“Okay okay if you say so”, you say with a fond chuckle on your lips. You begin spreading the oil on the back of his calves, “are your legs in pain?”
“Yeah, they’re sore from walking.”
“I’m surprised that you can get sore.”
“Yeah well….it’s bad.”
“Aaah I see. It is so bad and not just a scheme to get me to massage you longer.” 
“Yeah, it’s bad.” 
You snicker, “you’re cute”, you say and begin feeling up his calves, “and genuinely tense. Wow, does this hurt?” 
“A little. It’s okay.” 
“Sorry, I gotta loosen you up.”
“It’s okay”, he assures you, “we gotta take a break from walks tomorrow.”
“What? Noo, I was so excited for the walk. Can’t we do it again?” 
“Fine, okay. We’ll take a walk tomorrow.”
“Yay, thank you Boongie.” 
“Mhm”, he hums. A second of silence then he chuckles.
“Tickles?” 
“No, I’m just laughing at myself.”
“Why?”
“You give me one whine and I’m already saying yes. Fuck, I’m so weak for you”, he says and laughs.
“Yeah, true”, you snicker, “maybe I’m just a really good convincerer.” 
“That’s not even a word”, he cackles.
“Yeah it is. Just like skincarer is. And massagerer.” 
He snorts, shaking his head. He covers his eyes with his own hand, laughing with his shoulders.
You laugh with him, wiggling your shoulders happily. You love making him laugh. This is your greatest joy in life. 
“You’re so silly”, he says and sighs loudly, “god. Convincerer”, he murmurs and snickers to himself. 
“You must admit, it got a ring to it.”
“I guess, yeah.” 
You snicker and lower your eyes back to his legs. You guide your hands up his calves until you have his thighs under your palms. You continue the path, applying pressure to get out some of the tension. You stop at the edge of the blanket corner and drag your hands back down his legs again. All the way to his ankles. Back up with the goal of going down at the end. 
“Is this doing something for you?” you ask.
“Yeah.” 
“Good.”
You want to keep doing this motion for a bit because it really helps loosening everything up. Yoongi falls silent and so you share it with him. The wonderful thing about being with each other is that you can both talk and be quiet and it’s equally nice to do. Massages are the perfect time for both and it seems that Yoongi is in the mood for silence right now. 
What you don’t know however is that Yoongi has very sensitive thighs (you know that) and that your innocent touches suddenly start to feel very exciting to him. They feel nice and tingly on his calves and the back of his thighs, but feel almost electric on the inside of them. 
You rub your hands up his thighs, guiding your thumb along his inner thighs this way. Yoongi follows the touch, feeling flutters in his stomach.
He wants to get back in control. He doesn’t want to ruin this sweet moment by being horny. He isn’t like this. Not him.
Your thumbs draw circles on his upper most thighs. Yoongi shivers and bites down on his own lower lip.
But it’s so hard to stay calm. Oh it is so hard. 
Down again. Your attention is on his calves for now, while Yoongi wishes for it to be on his thighs instead. You draw relaxing lines for a little while and then you finally take on your journey up his thighs.
Nice and relaxing on the back of them, but electric on the inside. Yoongi opens his legs just a little. 
“Is that nice?” you ask him and stay lingering on his inner thighs.
Yoongi had hoped you would. That is why he spread his legs like a needy boy in the first place. 
“Nice”, he sighs, twisting a bundle of the pillow as his senses blur. He can feel every second of your touch. 
It is so obviously innocent. So full of love and adoration and the desire to relax. Yoongi feels so guilty for making it into something so exciting, but he can’t help himself. He’s got such sensitive thighs and your fingers carry special magic in them. One touch was enough to enchant him and now he is paying the consequences. On top of that, he is feeling so cozy and good tonight. This is a happy kind of horny. 
Your fingers slide under the hem of the sheets, brushing against the swell of his buttocks. Yoongi tenses up, not in discomfort but desire. He is on fire. This is making him so needy. 
“Oops, sorry. Too far”, you gasp, retreating your touch instantly.
Yoongi lifts his butt, aching for your touch.
“Please.”
Your stomach tingles. You feel intensely overwhelmed for just a second. He looked so needy. 
“I’m sorry?” you ask him, gawking at him with widened eyes and your hands resting on the back of his thighs.
“Mh-hm fuck”, he gets out and squirms. He lifts his hips again, tensing his thighs.
Your heart flutters. He is needy. This isn’t just a silly trick of your mind. Your innocent touches made him needy. You genuinely didn’t plan on doing this to him, so this is speeding up your pulse insanely.
“What’s the matter?” you ask him, rubbing his inner thighs to soothe him. This touch is not of innocent nature. This is meant to make him needier.
“Horny”, he whispers and lifts his butt again.
“Wow, this just made me so excited. You just opened the floodgates”, you say and chuckle, “are you serious?”
He nods his head and squirms, opening his legs further.
“Touch me. Please”, he begs quietly.
“Your bum?”
“Yeah.”
“Didn’t you specifically tell me not to touch your butt?”
“I was dumb. Wanna be touched. Please.” 
“Fuck, you’re hot. Wow Boongie, I didn’t plan for this evening to go that way, but I’m so excited”, you say and giggle. You claim the space above him for a moment, leaning down to bite his ear gently.
Yoongi sighs, tilting his head to give you better access. 
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah. You?” 
“Mh-hm yeah. What do you want me to do?” you ask him.
“Just do anything.”
“Not enough, I need you to use your words.”
Yoongi whines in embarrassment, shaking his head. You close your fingers around the back of his neck and squeeze in warning. He mewls quietly.
“Finger me”, he chokes out, following it up with a shy, “fuck, please.” 
“That’s better”, you praise and caress his neck, “I’m gonna make you feel so good, my love”, you whisper, basking in his breathy sighs. He looks so pretty making them with his lips parted and his eyes closed. You kiss his ear, “now stay. I’m getting the lube.”
Being organised is awesome because it only takes you a few seconds to get what you need. Lube and a little surprise for later. You’ll make sure to include it once Yoongi is blissed out. 
You climb on top of him and rub his back. Yoongi moves into the touch, relaxing under it. He is so excited. Being touched and pampered made him feel so needy tonight. Ninety percent of your massage nights don’t end in sex. They are truly just relaxing bonding moments to you and him, so tonight is an exception. An exception you are more than willing to take advantage of. You love when Yoongi gets the kind of needy where he begs for your touch. Those occasions are rare and precious. And leave you way too needy for more.
You draw circles on his lower back, using the opportunity to pull off the blanket. Yoongi arches his back the moment he is exposed, presenting his bubble butt to your eyes. 
“So pretty”, you say and grab his buttocks to knead them. He’s got so much to offer. For someone who is naturally petite, he has the most voluptuous butt ever. You love it and how it feels between your fingers.
Yoongi purrs, feeling his head begin to blur. You are exposing his hole every now and then, making him need it to be touched and explored. The air feels so cold on his skin, all he wants is your warm touch and the stretch of your fingers filling his hole.
Except that the first experience you give him is that of your insanely warm and wet tongue grinding against his hole.
“Ah”, Yoongi moans loudly, tensing his thighs. He wants to cum. That’s how fucking good the surprise feels. He is suddenly so fucking excited and turned on and giddy that he could genuinely burst.
“Mhm, mhm, mhm”, you let out as pull back with a sigh, “mhm so good”, you lick his hole, “so good, mhm”, you bury your face between his buttocks and grind the flat of your tongue against his hole by nodding your head.  
Yoongi didn’t plan on being loud, but here he is. Being loud. And it is solely because you decided to start it off by using your mouth on him. Him. The man with the biggest oral fixation ever. The man who absolutely loses every functioning brain cell the second your mouth is on any kind of pleasure spot. Yoongi didn’t plan on being loud, but it’s fucking impossible when you are giving him his favourite thing.
You break away again with a slurp. It is just for gathering your saliva because seconds later, you are spitting on his hole. You pick it up with your pointer and middle finger, spreading it on his hole in upwards and downwards motions. 
Yoongi reaches behind himself and spreads his own ass, dimpling his buttocks this way.
“That’s my good boy, spread yourself for me”, you talk to him sweetly, gazing at his exposed hole with love drunk eyes. He is so pretty.
Yoongi obeys gladly, feeling hazy. You made him wet, which makes the air feel so much colder on his skin. Never before did he crave your warm touch more than right now.
He mewls softly, arching his back. 
“You’re so pretty”, you say and place your hands over his’. You lower your tongue back to his begging hole and lap at it in quick, short licks. He flinches each time you do, clenching under your tongue needily. 
“Fuck…”
This is driving him insane. It feels so good. Your tongue is so wet and warm. Your hands over his’ feel so adoring and safe.
Yoongi buries his face in the pillow and groans. He drags out the sound until he has to breathe in, doing so in gasps and wiggles of his hips. 
“You’re cute”, you say, lifting your mouth from his hole. You make up for the loss of contact by rubbing his wet rim, playing with his balls with your other hand. He has the softest skin. You love feeling it up and giving it a good massage. 
“Good. Good what you’re doing”, he gets out, parting himself wider. He sticks his butt out just a little, presenting his hole almost proudly. 
Oh what a contrast to his once shy nature. He talked about covered butts and you staying away from it and now look at him. He is arching his back and parting himself willingly. 
“Keep it like that, love”, you order him, lifting your hands for just a few moments so you could reach for a spare pillow. You place it under him, guiding hid hips down gently. 
Yoongi loves when you guide him, rolling his hips into the pillow as if he was making love to it. 
“So needy”, you giggle and reach to your side for the lube.
“Yeah”, he agrees.
“Mhm, I love it. Spread yourself again, my love.”
He obeys instantly, waiting for your touch with bated breath. 
You open the lube bottle and tilt it over his hole, letting some of the lube trickle down. 
He doesn't react to it, but that is because he is Yoongi and he sometimes likes to stay quiet during sex. He also doesn’t react when you touch his rim to spread the lube, but you don’t mind these days. 
It was a little different at first. Of course it was. Having him be quiet even during something normally as vocal as sex was surprising at first, but with time and learning each other’s intimacy languages, you really started to enjoy his quiet moments. Because as long as Yoongi is quiet, it means he is so lost in the pleasure that he forgets to make sounds. 
“You’ve got the prettiest hole”, you praise because you love filling the silence with words of adoration. He deserves them. 
“Mhm.” 
“Ready?” 
“Yeah, ready”, he says and lifts his hips a little. 
“I’ll start with one.”
“Do it.” 
You rub the pad of your finger up and down his hole a few times before finally pushing in.
Yoongi loses all kinds of tension in his body instantly, sinking into the pillow as if you just pushed the turn off button to his muscle functions. He releases an audible sigh, following it up with a small “mhm”. 
“Slipped right in. You’re so soft, my love”, you purr, moving your finger in and out carefully, “hurts? You’re so tight.” 
“No. Good. So good.” 
“That’s good to hear. Tell me if it’s uncomfy.”
“Is good, keep going please.” 
There is something deeply meditative about fingering Yoongi. Which is something highly unusual to say about such a sexy act, but it really relaxes you tonight. You aren’t going fast or rough, chasing the pleasure like a madwoman craving her high. No. Tonight, you are going slow and gentle, making it all about the journey rather than the destination. 
You are taking time to really savour it and worship him in the process. While your dominant hand is busy with loosening his hole gently, your other hand is busy caressing his back and sides. You rub your palm up and down, trace his spine and give the softer spot a little squeeze. All while your finger gives him the feeling of being full he so dearly craved. 
Yoongi feels in paradise. He likes when you are rough and you force the pleasure to the surface. But there is something insanely healing about being eased into it. You take time, take it slow, keep it gentle. Yoongi feels so cherished and safe when you give it to him slowly. 
And how much more intensely it builds up. The warmth goes so much deeper and feels so much hotter than if you did it fast.
It has been quiet for some time already until Yoongi breaks it with a whisper of your name. He sounds so out of breath and hazy.
"Yes, my love?" 
“Can you use a second finger?” 
“Of course”, you say and slip out to put more lube. You give his rim a little rub and slide back inside. Two fingers at a time, you go slow to prevent pain. The pain never comes, only warm tingles so, so deep inside him.
He groans, clenching around you needily. 
“So tight again”, you speak softly, pumping your digits in and out of him. You curl them each time they pass his prostate, sending electricity all through his body.
“Mhhm”, his voice shook as he made the sound. 
“More lube?” 
He shakes his head, “feels so good.” 
Your stomach tingles. He is so sexy when he talks like this. 
“Mhm”, you hum and lean down to kiss your way up along his back until you have his ear under your lips. You keep the rhythm of your fingers going, nibbling on his ear slowly. 
Yoongi sighs, chasing your kisses with shivers running down his back. They go straight to his prostate, allowing your fingers to feel so much better than they already. Which means a lot because he is genuinely so far gone in paradise. 
“You feel so good”, he sighs and follows it up with a deep, happy moan.
“Mhm, my good boy”, you praise him and sit back up so you could really concentrate on fingering him. 
The tranquillity returns. Slow and gentle, you fuck open his pretty hole. You watch every shift and change, take in how it hugs your digits and moves around them and caress his back as you do it. Truly, you could do this for hours. Tranquillity might have returned, but Yoongi is a lot noisier than he was before. 
He gasps and sighs. He lets out little moans and deep groans. He even purrs and whispers your name every now and then. You kiss his back or ear with every sound he makes, feeling so entirely high on this moment that you have to moan with him every now and then.
You are sitting, gazing at his loose hole when Yoongi speaks again. Or begs for that matter.
“Faster.”
“Faster. Like this?” you ask and speed up by curling your fingers against his prostate repeatedly. 
“Ye-yes. Holy fuck, urgh god”, he groans and lifts his hips off the pillow to press back on your fingers.
“Shit, is this doing it for you?” 
“Yeah, yah, y-yeahah.” 
“This is so hot. So fucking hot, oh god.” 
“___, please don’t stop aaah.” 
“I won’t, my love. Fuck, this is so hot”, you moan, switching between looking at his flushed hole and his scrunched face. 
It is buried halfway in the sheets, glowing in bliss. Strands of his hair are sticking to his forehead, his brows are furrowed tightly. His cheeks are so pink, his lips are as well. 
“You’re so handsome, it’s insane”, you croak and look at his butt.
He can’t stop fucking back onto your fingers in squirmy arches of his back. It must feel so good. You are hitting the right spot. The truly, perfect right spot. 
“I wanna make you feel so good, Yoongi love. Shit, wanna make you shake”, you confess and speed up, adding movement to the curls. You use your wrist for it. 
Yoongi’s moans grow in volume and in quantity. If he isn’t moaning, he is gasping and breathing out the neediest curses. 
“Holy fuck, it feels so good. What the fuck are you doing?” he chokes out as he tries and fails to get on his knees. His legs are shaking too much to hold his weight. He is destined to drop back into the pillow and use what little strength his hips offer to fuck back onto your fingers.
“What are you doing to me? Oh god”, he keens, shaking under you.
“Is it that good?” 
“Yeeeees”, he groans and grabs the sheets above his head to twist them desperately, “fuck ___, fuck holy fuck.”
“I’m going insane, you are so sexy”, you moan, staring at him with blown out pupils. His ass is so noisy all of a sudden. So wet and greedy. You need to give it to him harder and make the noises grow. 
And oh how they grow. He sounds so wet, matching the volume with loud moans and needy variations of the word “yes” and your name. Truly, two words are enough to drive you mad. 
“You’re taking me so well”, you try to praise him, but quite frankly you can barely get the words out. He is stealing your sanity by being such a handsome, perfect man for you.
“A-ah ah aha ha”, Yoongi moans loudly, arching his back repeatedly as you abuse his prostate in the most amazing ways. He is close. His stomach is so tight, his legs so weak and the fire between them is reaching unbearable levels. You worked him up and now the crescendo is close. Yoongi swears he might need to scream soon.
“Mhhm Yoongi, that’s it. That’s my kitten.”
He is so restless, so squirmy and shaky. It is turning you on like crazy. Your fingers are starting to get tired, but you don’t slow down. You want to give him the fingerfuck of the century. He deserves to feel amazing.
“I have to cum”, he moans, shaking like crazy, “ah ah”, he squeaks breathily, getting on his knees to fuck back. His legs tremble uncontrollably, but he preservers, arching his back oh so prettily. 
“You’re so sexy. You’re so fucking pretty.”
“I have to, to cu-cum. ___ ah”,
“I’m not slowing down baby, cum on my fingers. Go on, show me.”
Yoongi yelps up in pleasure, breaking apart on your skilled fingers. He is clenching and pulsating around you, burying his face in the mattress so he wouldn’t scream. His fingers are twisting the sheets, his body twitches repeatedly. He isn’t leaking from his cock, which means he is currently experiencing the best kind of orgasm ever. A prostate orgasm. So intense and deep inside and insanely addictive, that one is never enough. 
Yoongi drops into the sheets once the shaking finally subsides. He huffs out air repeatedly, writhing weakly. He is tensing around your fingers, fucking the pillow as he keeps chasing the warmth. Of course one isn’t enough. 
“More”, he begs, “more please.” 
“You’re driving me insane”, you croak, “god, my fingers are gonna cramp. Give me a second, yeah?” you say and pull out.
“Please back. More please, don’t stop. Back”, he begs desperately.
“I am. Feel it”, you say and drag the tip of the prostate vibrator over his hole, “do you know what this is?” 
“Yeah”, Yoongi exhales, feeling drowsy in excitement.
“Do you want it?”
“Yeah, please.”
“Here it comes”, you say and push it in easily. 
Yoongi purrs, pushing back onto it. Once it sits snug inside him, you turn it on with a press of the button, switching to his favourite setting instantly. You don’t want to make him wait, not when he is so beautifully lost in bliss. Tonight is about him and giving him as much pleasure as possible.
Yoongi turns into jelly instantly, melting into the pillow. He releases small moans and purrs, enjoying the intense vibrations with parted lips and closed eyes. His prostate is throbbing. No words will ever be able to describe how good the toy feels after such an intense high.
“Feels good?”
He nods his head vigorously. His cheeks are flushed, his pink lips so wet from his drool. 
“That’s good to hear”, you say and lay down beside him, running your hand up and down his back. You prop yourself up on your elbow and lean down to kiss whatever parts of his face are exposed.
Yoongi chases you with needy purrs and quick gasps. He spills tears, whimpering so heartbreakingly that you get worried.
You shoot up, cupping his cheek.
“What’s the matter? Does it hurt?”
Yoongi peels his eyes open, looking at you in devotion. He spills a few tears.
“I love you”, he chokes out.
“I love you too”, you whisper, “oh Yoongi, you are so full of love.” 
He whimpers and touches your hand. You hold it instantly, enjoying how he is squeezing you weakly.
“Am I yours?” he asks.
“You’re mine. So entirely mine”, you whisper, brushing his hair out of his sweaty forehead.
Yoongi rolls his eyes back and closes them, growing slack in blissed relief. He is yours. Entirely yours. This feels so good to hear.
He furrows his brows and moans. The reassurance makes the toy feel insanely good all of a sudden. Better than it already did. 
“Touch my cock, please”, he hears himself beg even though his brain currently can’t process anything other than the addicting pleasure deep inside him. 
“Of course, my love. My beautiful love”, you say and give his forehead a kiss for good measures before you shimmy down between his legs again. 
His cock lies perfectly so you can take it between your fingers and jerk it. You pick up some lube as well, spreading it all over his cock and balls.
The vibrator still purrs and pulsates inside him as you begin your cock massage. You go slow for now, paying attention to his balls as well. They are so big and hard already. You know he is going to cum so fucking messily once it’s time.
“Oh god”, Yoongi croaks and twists the sheets, curling his toes as well. His hips chase your hand, trembling weakly because the pleasure is making him so feeble. 
“Now I can feel you all up”, you say and run your hands all over his cock, “you’ve got the prettiest cock. Such a pretty cock.” 
“I can’t do this for long.”
“It’s okay. Tonight’s about you, my prince. Let go whenever you need to.”
Yoongi melts even deeper into the sheets. Yes, that’s possible. You are ruining him to the very core and it feels so good that Yoongi loves every fucking second of being so entirely weak. Your hand is moving exactly how he needs it to. There is pressure around his cock, your warmth is seeping deep into him and your skin is so incredibly soft. You touch him with love. Yoongi can feel it. This isn’t just a touch meant to make him climax, this is a touch placed with love and adoration and because he is important to you. 
Yoongi fears that he might black out once he has to orgasm. You have him so weak. 
“I have to- ah.” 
“It’s okay, my prince. Let go. Just let go”, you encourage him with your sparkling eyes glued to his cock. It is so pink and flushed, glistening prettily because you make him so, so wet. 
“___”, Yoongi moans your name, which makes the orgasm which follows even more intense. Your name means everything to him. Having it be the last thing he can form before his orgasm utterly ruins him, makes him feel actually fucking high. 
Guttural moans follow after your name, his body shakes so much. 
“That’s it. Give me everything. That’s my prince, you’re such a good boy. Give me everything”, you talk him through it, feeling dizzy at the view. He is shooting so much cum and doing it so aggressively at that, that it is covering all of your hands and most of the sheets between his legs.
“God baby, I’m milking you dry. You’re such a good prince, my love. Such a good pretty prince.”
“___ please don’t- ah! stop!”
“I’m not stopping, my love. I want everything of you, you’re such a good boy like this”, you speak softly while your hand pumps his throbbing cock quickly. You apply pressure whenever you reach his tip, squeezing ever single droplet of cum out of him this way.
“___ please, ___”, Yoongi moans into the sheets, shaking harder with every repetition of your name.
He won’t be able to go again after this one, you can already sense it. You are completely destroying him to his very core and he loves it. You love it too. You really, really fucking do.
“Good boy, that’s my good boy. Give me everything”, you moan, allowing him to truly release everything with just a squeeze of your fingers around his tip and a gentle fondle of his balls, “fuck look at you, that’s my prince, squirt for me. Fuuck.”
Yoongi is screaming. At least what he considers screaming. Fuck, it feels so much better than good. This is healing. He didn’t even know how much tension he had inside until you finally squeezed it out of him.
Yoongi doesn’t know how long his orgasm takes, but he knows that once it starts to die down, everything begins to hurt fast. He feels so drained and ruined and his nerves beg for a break.
“Stop”, he croaks weakly, tensing up in discomfort.
“Enough?”
He nods his head, fleeing your hand.
“Good boy, I’m already stopping”, you say and drop his cock to turn off the toy. You go to pull it out, but Yoongi stops it. 
“Leave it, please.” 
“Okay, I will”, you and bend down to kiss along his spine, “god Yoongi, you’re such a good boy. And you’re so handsome and pretty and beautiful. My love, my beautiful love”, you whisper as you worship his back with kisses and touches.
Yoongi melts into a puddle of safe relaxation. There is no better way to recover than being adored by you. You do it so honestly. He always feels so much because of it. 
Once you reach his face, you lie down on your side again, propping yourself up on your elbow. You run your fingers over his face and through his hair, tracing his ear as well. You want him to feel how much you adore him and that he can feel safe with you.
Yoongi enjoys your touches with closed eyes and soft purrs. He feels safe and adored. You are doing such a good job in showing it.
Like this, you and he share moments of tranquillity again where no words need to be exchanged because being with each other is already enough to understand everything. 
The tranquillity gets broken by Yoongi fluttering his eyes open. You smile at him instantly. 
“Thank you”, he whispers. 
“That was a hell of a massage wasn’t it?” 
He chuckles tiredly, nodding his head. If it was humanly possible, his pupils would be little hearts right now. But it isn’t possible and so he gazes at you as if you were his fucking everything (which you are).
“Mhm”, you peck his cheek, “I had so much fun. I love when you’re so relaxed and clearly enjoying it. I love your moans, my love.”
“I loved it a lot”, he says and closes his eyes again, “you’re perfect.”
“No, you are perfect, my love. Gosh, I could eat you”, you say and bite his cheek.
Yoongi chuckles as much as he whines, leaning into it.
“Heh”, you let out, “now lie still, I’m cleaning you up. You made such a mess”, you say as you sit up to start cleaning.
“It felt so good. I couldn’t help it.”
“Don’t apologise, my love. I told you, I’m obsessed with you when you’re being like this.”
“Mhm.”
“The sheets are gonna be so cold and wet tonight though. Oh god, I think we need to pay for deep cleaning.” 
“Afterwards. You’re gonna get them messy too.”
“Oh? Ohoho Yoongi, what do you mean?” you coo playfully as you squeeze his buttocks softly.
“You know what I mean.”
“Mhm, I do. I’m really excited for it.” 
“Mhm.”
“Wanna keep the toy still inside?” you ask as you run your hands up and down his messy inner thighs.
“Maybe a bit longer. Sorry, it’s so nice.” 
“Don’t apologise. You can keep it in for as long as you want to”, you say and lean down to bite his left buttocks.
Yoongi complains loudly, but soon breaks into happy giggles with you. The giggles will continue all throughout the cleaning where you and he can’t seem to stop joking around and will only slowly die down once you and he are cuddling because for some reason, Yoongi can’t stop making funny noises and cracking you up with them.
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6 brackets! 192 characters! 96 pairs enter, 1 character leaves! (Well, it's weeded down to 6 characters, then we have some semi finals, and THEN 1 character leaves!)
The voting will begin Wednesday, March 15. First, Round 1 of Bracket 1 will be posted, then the next day, Round 1 of Bracket 2, and the day after, Round 1 of Bracket 3, and so on and so forth. They will be under #orange poll. Propaganda (if anyone chooses to make any) is under #propaganda. Each of the polls will be up for 3 days, so each round of voting follows each other.
Under the cut is all the pairs and their respective brackets. Get ready to vote!
BRACKET 1
Garfield (Garfield) VS Applejack (MLP)
Hinata Shouyou (Haikyuu!!) VS Kel (Omori)
Broken Vessel (Hollow Knight) VS Claus (Mother 3)
Cole Brookstone (Ninjago) VS Skylor Chen (Ninjago)
Rory the Builder (Club Penguin) VS Orange Puffle (Club Penguin)
Emma (The Promised Neverland) VS Ava Ire (Ava's Demon)
Raihan (Pokemon) VS Misty (Pokemon)
Dexter Grif (Red vs Blue) VS Felix Gates (Red vs Blue)
Zenitsu (Demon Slayer) VS Nami (One Piece)
Stella of Solaria (Winx Club) VS Amber the Orange Fairy (Rainbow Magic)
Orange Inkling Girl (Splatoon) VS Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
Ernie (Sesame Street) VS Pepe the King Prawn (The Muppets)
Jack (Candies 'n Curses) VS Jack Pumpkinhead (The Marvelous Land of Oz)
Tintin (The Adventures of Tintin) VS Toad (Frog & Toad are Friends)
Orange Blossom (Strawberry Shortcake) VS Jade Chan (Jackie Chan Adventures)
Leo Tsukinaga (Ensemble Stars) VS Ren Jinguji (Uta no Prince Sama)
BRACKET 2
Annoying Orange (Annoying Orange) VS Orange Side (Sanders Sides)
Davesprite (Homestuck) VS Tavros Nitram (Homestuck)
Merida (Brave) VS Scar (The Lion King)
Numbuh 4 (Code Name: Kids Next Door) VS Lazlo (Camp Lazlo)
Nemo (Finding Nemo) VS Marlin (Finding Nemo)
Sundrop (FNAF: Security Breach) VS Jack Kennedy (Day Shift at Freddy's)
Waai Fu (Arknights) VS Jodie Caldwell (Super Lesbian Animal RPG)
Shannon (OK-KO!) VS Penny Polendina (RWBY)
Panette (Fire Emblem: Engage) VS Pandreo (Fire Emblem: Engage)
Marine The Raccoon (Sonic franchise) VS Cream The Rabbit (Sonic franchise)
Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket) VS Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Hagumi Kitazawa (BanG Dream!) VS Chika Takami (Love Live!)
Pump (Spooky Month) VS Pumpkin Pie Cookie (Cookie Run)
Scooter (The Muppets) VS Gobo Fraggle (Fraggle Rock)
Pukin (Magical Girl Raising Project) VS Top Speed (Magical Girl Raising Project)
Scootaloo (MLP) VS Sunburst (MLP)
BRACKET 3
Darwin Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball) VS Wander (Wander Over Yonder)
Winnie (Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School) VS August (Cryptid Crush)
Grillby (Undertale) VS Seam (Deltarune)
Phineas Flynn (Phineas & Ferb) VS Candace Flynn (Phineas & Ferb)
Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle) VS Ponyo (Ponyo)
Juri Arisugawa (Revolutionary Girl Utena) VS Sailor Venus/Minako Aino (Sailor Moon)
Gordon Freeman (HLVRAI) VS Darnold (HLVRAI)
Morshu (LOZ: The Faces of Evil) VS King Harkinian (LOZ: The Faces of Evil)
Aang (Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS Starfire (Teen Titans)
Hamtaro (Hamtaro) VS Heathcliff (Heathcliff)
Cure Soleil (Star Twinkle Precure) VS Cure Sunny (Smile Precure)
Zora Salazar (Epithet Erased) VS Arthur Kingsmen (Mystery Skulls)
Oz (Monster Prom) VS Ritsuka Fujimaru (Fate/Grand Order)
Mo Guan Shan (19 Days) VS Beebi (Wonderlab)
Orange Bird (Disney) VS Peacock (Skullgirls)
Olette (Kingdom Hearts 2) VS Gumi (Vocaloid)
BRACKET 4
Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto Shippuden) VS Narancia Ghigira (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
Tigger (Winnie the Pooh) VS Hobbes (Calvin & Hobbes)
Leon Kuwata (Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc) VS Hiyoko Saionji (Danganronpa: Goodbye Despair)
Puss in Boots (Shrek Universe) VS Firestar (Warrior Cats)
Torchic (Pokemon) VS Tepig (Pokemon)
Tangy (Animal Crossing) VS Orange Cookie (Cookie Run)
Gordon Freeman (Half Life) VS Chell (Portal)
Amanda O'Neill (Little Witch Academia) VS Lotte Jansson (Little Witch Academia)
Mothra (Mothra films) VS Timid Bookworm (Sky: Children of the Light)
Matt (Wii Sports) VS Daisy (Super Mario Bros)
Levy McGarden (Fairy Tail) VS Hazuki Fujiwara (Ojamajo Doremi)
Futaba Sakura (Persona 5) VS Yosuke Hanamura (Persona 4)
Tracy Reznik (Identity V) VS Andy (Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure)
Vee (The Owl House) VS Coran (Voltron: Legendary Defender)
Yoimiya (Genshin Impact) VS Edna (Tales of Zestiria)
Rena Rouge (Miraculous Ladybug) VS Takao Kazunari (Kuroko no Basket)
BRACKET 5
Tails (Sonic 2, 1992) VS Handy (Happy Tree Friends)
Padparadscha (Steven Universe) VS Jasper (Steven Universe)
Opened Can of Well Cheers (Lobotomy Corporation) VS SCP-999 (SCP Foundation)
The Second Coming (Animator vs Animation) VS King Orange (Animator vs Animation)
Giraffe Furby VS Witch Furby
Chester Cheetah VS Tony the Tiger
Tsukasa Tenma (Project SEKAI) VS Tsukasa Ebisu (Revue Starlight: Relive)
Kuruto Ryuki (AI: The Somnium Files) VS Roman Torchwik (RWBY)
Son Goku (Dragon Ball) VS Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
Velma Dinkley (Scooby-Doo) VS Fry (Futurama)
Saki Nikaido (Zombieland Saga) VS Toralei Stripe (Monster High)
Beelzebub (Obey Me!) VS Tohri Nishikikouji (Hatoful Boyfriend)
Gaius (Fire Emblem Awakening) VS Hershel Layton (Professor Layton)
Retsuko (Aggretsuko) VS Flame Princess (Adventure Time)
Kiri Koshiba (Beauty Pop) VS Sakura Chiyo (Monthly Girl's Nozaki-kun)
Asano Gakushuu (Assassination Classroom) VS Akito Shinonome (Project SEKAI)
BRACKET 6
Mikey (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS Dirk Strider (Homestuck)
Troy Barnes (Community) VS Oluwande Boodhari (Our Flag Means Death)
Tigress (Kung Fu Panda) VS Tigress (Carmen Sandiego)
Kim Possible (Kim Possible) VS Tulip Olsen (infinity Train)
Waddle Dee (Kirby) VS Morpho Knight (Kirby)
Ace (Katamari Damacy) VS Shikao (Katamari Damacy)
Kim Possible (Kim Possible) VS Tulip Olsen (infinity Train)
Orange Juice (Inanimate Insanity) VS The Lorax (The Lorax)
Athena Cykes (Ace Attorney) VS Damon Gant (Ace Attorney)
Rio Ranger (Your Turn To Die) VS Gin Ibushi (Your Turn To Die)
Caleb Widogast (Critical Role) VS Neil Josten (All For The Game)
Tracer (Overwatch) VS Samus Aran (Metroid)
Portia (The Arcana) VS Navra (The Arcana)
Sphene (Houseki no Kuni) VS Zircon (Houseki no Kuni)
Penny (Big Top Burger) VS The Sorceress (He-Man)
Ahiru (Princess Tutu) VS Sara (Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch)
Kipper (Kipper the Dog) VS Ruff Ruffman (Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman)
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TOH x Wednesday/Addams Family AU/ Luz Noceda-Addams
Luz: Papi, Mama, Mama Morta, this is the girl who has burn my heart this past few months, Amity Blight.
Amity, blushing: Hello, uh, Luz's parent.
Gomez: So you the one who has been tormenting my little nova! So wonderful to meet you!
Morticia: Quite dreadful to meet you, my dear.
Camila: It so nice to meet you, mija.
Gomez: So, my flashing light, how did you two meet?
Amity, embarrass: Well, actually-
Luz: It was so romantic! It was love at first sight! Amity suggested to our principal to do a vivisection, my heart almost stop! When I saw her smug satisfaction as my demise draw near, I knew she was the one.
Amity: Wait, I didn't mean to-!
Gomez: Oh how romantic!
Morticia: How terrifying beautiful. It remains me how Gomez and I meet.
Gomez: Yes, I mistaken my love's dorm room - Camila: wait, where you in a sex separate dorm? - for Morticia and slept on her bed. Once she realized there was an intruder, she lunged at me with her knife. In that moment, my heart was stabbed with love!
Luz: Yes! Exactly like that, Papi! A few days later, in the Covention, I challenged her to a witch duel - just like from Azura!- to defend King's honor. There were times we both could be kill in the fight, but we both call in a draw once it was unconceal our mentor cheated for us. And I show her my merit being a witch!
Amity: Well, I didn't think the fight will escalate that fast-
Gomez: A duel!? Cara mia, hold me; this passion, this tension! It's gripping me like a python!
Luz: And then, under an enchanting moonlight, we were pursued by a conjured book monster! We were almost bind to a book too! Yet we victorious, bound by fate!
Amity: Okay, that was my siblings fault-
Gomez: My heart could only take so much-!
Morticia: Oh, nothing fester young love than almost being bind in a book.
Luz: By then, as Fate already tether us together, we defeated a monster fueled by fear! We waltz under a full moon, our love burns us, powers us as we defeated it and blossom a tree in its wake. And we were inseparable since then.
Amity: Okay, I wasn't truly at fault for that. I-
Gomez: Vivisection, duel, pursued by a monster, even a waltz!? Morticia, my plum-lipped cupid, bury me for as my greatest mistake's story has murder me!
Morticia: Oh how abysmally beautiful! We must plan the wedding at once now! Lurch-Lurch I need you here- I'm thinking a Winter wedding, where the trees are most dead, and season depression is at its zenith.
*Amity and Camila watch as Gomez lays limp and Luz, Morticia, and Lurch talk animatedly*
Amity: I am... so confused right now.
Camila: Welcome to my world, mija.
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*some time later*
Wednesday: I see you almost become pathetic like our parents now.
Luz: One day, perhaps you too will experience what our parents and I go through.
Wednesday: Please, I will not be capture by asinine lust; I will endure.
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* a year later, Wednesday is being hug by her marred and bloody roommate, Enid. She is captured of Enid's beauty, seeing her under the moonlight*
Wednesday: Oh, oh no.
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Wado Ichimonji Part 4
Whiskey peaks part 2- the fight.
First <-previous
Zoro watched as the agents fought amongst themselves. He could hear Sandai Kitsune’s excited calls for more blood but his focus was only on his captain.
The agents fighting were getting progressively more volatile. But Wado wasn’t worried yet. Even asleep, there were things their King could handle just fine on his own.
Out of the five agents arguing they knew three of their weapons. Mr. Nine’s bats would bounce right off their King’s rubber skin. Same with Mr. Eight’s bullets. Wado could not say the same thing about her boy. While Zoro was fast and could dodge most attacks, their King was far more suited to face a firing squad, as she and Zoro had witnessed in Shells town when they first met their King. The only ones that were going to be a problem were Miss. Wednesday, who was apparently a princess(?) and the two unknown agents.
At the moment their King did not need their help. But that didn’t stop Sandai Kitsune’s cries. “Help Captain! Captain in danger! We protect Captain yes?” Wado would roll her eyes if she had any. Sandai Kitsune didn’t care for their King. She was trying to manipulate Zoro into giving her more blood. Zoro cared for their King but her boy trusted their King enough to know what he could and could not handle.
And an enemy that created explosions was something their King could handle IF he was awake!
“Aw damnit, Luffy’s trapped. Better go help him” Zoro sighed as he started to move from his position on the roof. Sandai Kitsune cheered expecting more blood, but Wado knew the main focus was getting their King away from the fight not to turn this into a three way brawl. There would be no blood.
The agents continued fighting while Zoro slipped down and grabbed the over bloated Luffy by the back of his vest, as if he was a misbehaving kitten, and dragging their King to safety. “Well I’ve had enough fun for one night. See ya.” Zoro called to the agents and he crossed their battle field as quickly as he could with an unconscious Captain being dragged behind him.
Wado watched their King fondly as he snored through the chaos. Their King slept on. Trusting them to protect him and the crew. Trusting her boy to keep him safe. So much so that he slept through a whole ambush. ‘King trust us! We have earned this. We will not lose this.’ She could feel Zoro’s heart echoing her sentiments. He to treasured their King’s trust.
Just then Mr. Nine was shot a cross the battle field and hold up. Was that guy shooting exploding boogers? Wado was getting really tired of these people who relied on stupid abilities rather then learning how to fight with their own strength.
Expect for their King. Their King’s ability was amazing. It saved Zoro, multiple times. Their King knew how to fight and used his abilities to enhance his fighting.
They were distracted by watching Mr. Nine go flying that Mr. Eight was able to grab Zoro’s leg. And how dare he! First he tries to shoot both Zoro and their King and now he grovels for the life of his own sovereign! Pathetic! They are not helping him. They have their own King to protect, one far more important than this man’s silly princess.
Then the man has the gall to offer her boy money. It’s not the first time they’ve worked for higher but they left that life behind to follow their King. If their King accepts a deal then they would complete it but her boy does not take contracts on by himself anymore. His duty is to their King now.
That is until the Navigator agrees. Wado’s starting to agree with Zoro, this woman is a witch. How dare she take a contract without their King!
“I thought you were asleep?” And her boy is right, why is the Navigator awake? Does she not trust Zoro to protect her? Her boy slept through a storm with his full faith in the Navigator to keep him safe, did she not return that trust?
“Give me some credit. Who in their right mind would go to sleep in a town that welcomes pirates like Whisky Peak? It was all and act a charade, a pretense. ‘Oh I can’t drink anymore but I have to win the contest!’” And okay Wado forgets sometimes the life the Navigator had before their King. She was smart and she was use to taking care of herself. This was PROBABLY not a reflection of her lack of trust in Zoro’s skills, but it still bothered Wado that they hadn’t managed to keep the whole crew safe AND asleep.
Then the Navigator was right back to striking a deal to save this princess. One one hand Wado was enraged because this should be their King’s decision not the Navigator’s, on the other she’s impressed with Navigator’s negotiating skills. She wished they had met the girl earlier when Zoro had been taking contracts, they would have made far more money. Maybe then Zoro would have bought a high quality sword rather than taking Sandai Kitsune because she was free! (Wado knows that’s not the reason Zoro took up Sandai Kitsune but she can dream of a brighter reality, right?)
Speaking of Sandai Kitsune she is screaming for them to take the deal. She doesn’t care for the money or the King’s approval, she just cares for the blood.
The Navigator agrees to save the princess, saying she will go and save her. Which is fine. If she wants to take a contract outside of their King that’s her decision, Wado’s just going to think less of her for it. But then she turns to Zoro and tells him to get going. And no, just no.
Zoro refuses telling her “Screw that no! If you want to make money that’s fine but don’t involve me in it!”
“Don’t be stupid and stubborn.” Wado would be far more offended if she didn’t notice their King starting to awaken. And on one hand good he should be awake. This should be his decision! But in the other Zoro had worked so hard to let the crew sleep the night and now the Navigator was going to ruin all their hard work! “The money I make is certainly mine but the contracts I land benefit all of us, why can you not see that?”
And hold up what did she just say! She’s not suppose to be “landing” contracts without their King! When did this start?
“Do you seriously expect me to buy into that crap!” Zoro seethed at the Navigator. Wado could feel Zoro’s outrage mixing with her own.
Wado knew her boy was mad, not just because this woman was planning on keeping all the money, but because of the blatant disrespect to their King. He is Captain and King, these decisions are his. Saving this princess could have long term effects on their crew!
“What? All you really have to do here is cut up a few guys?” The navigator brushed off their outrage not understanding where it was coming from. As if! As if that was the only thing she was asking of them. As if she was not asking them to disrespect their King.
“Oh really? Is that all?” Zoro mocked. “Don’t boss me around like you do that idiot cook!” Wado cheered for her boy. ‘Stand your ground. This is neither of your decisions to make.’ Or she was cheering until she noticed the King fully awaken. While Wado was disappointed that he hadn’t slept the whole night at least now he could decide what to do.
“Oh I see, you’re just afraid you’re going to end up losing to them.” How dare she! Wado and Sandai Kitsune scream at the same time. And oh no, she’s agreeing with the bloodthirsty cursed idiot of a blade! What has this night come to. Sandai Kitsune started to demand they prove this woman wrong and Wado could feel Zoro’s control slipping.
“You want to try saying that again you greedy brat!” Zoro shouted the two starting to exchange more and more verbal blows, Wado lost attention as she watched their King stand up and waddle away. He must still be half asleep.
Then the Navigator brought up the fact that Zoro owed her money from Loguetown. Which no he didn’t! They gave the Navigator back the money that same day. The one upside of Sandai Kitsune being free. (Wado would never say the same about Yubashiri, she was thrilled the other sword was here) but the navigator snapped back that Zoro owed her interest, which as far as Wado knew that was never how money worked!
That is until the Navigator hit Zoro where it really hurt. “Come on, can’t you keep one little promise?” Her boy froze and Wado knew why. Zoro’s word was everything to him. He promised her old master, Kuina, he would become the world’s greatest swordsman and it set the course of his life. He had sworn on her blade to never lose again and made his vow to the king of the pirates, their King. Zoro’s word was everything to him, it dictated his life. If he made a promise he would keep it.
The navigator smirked “now just do what I say and I’ll consider calling us even.”
Wado agreed with Zoro’s next statement,“Someday you’re going to die a horrible death.” It wouldn’t be at their hands, they would never hurt their crewmates. But if the Navigator behaved this way she would make many enemies.
The navigator made a joke about going straight to hell and Wado hurt because one of their Namaka should not joke about their own demise so easily.
With that Zoro took off to find the princess.
Zoro finally caught up with the girl right as the booger man launched some of his exploding snot at her. Zoro drew Wado and jumped from the roof. Landing perfectly to cut through the boogie. “Ah! I just cut someone’s snot!” Wado was just as disgusted after all he had used her to do it!
“Damnit I don’t have time for this don’t you ever give up!” The princess called as she attacked Zoro. Her boy quickly cut through the ungrateful girl’s weapon and leveled Wado at her throat. Wado was glad it was she and not Sandai that he used, she fears that Sandai would have taken the girl’s head clean off.
“I’m here to help so just calm down.” Zoro told the girl without even turning to face her. He kept his attention on the enemy while the princess processed her shock. The agents questioned her boy’s motives but he didn’t care to answer. He set himself for a fight until they heard a familiar voice.
“I found you!!!” Zoro instantly relaxed and smirked. Wado started to chime in excitement. Their King is here. They get to fight beside their King! This would be over so much faster now. “Zoro!”
“Luffy, thanks for coming but I’ve got this one.” And oh, oh they get to show off for their King! They haven’t got to have their King watch them fight since fighting Mihawk at the Baratie, and that hadn’t gone well. Now was the perfect time to redeem themselves in front of their King. Once more Zoro had three swords. He had tested them and knew how to fight with them now, and while Sandai Kitsune was still rambunctious it was nothing they couldn’t handle. Wado was excited and she could feel Zoro’s excitement to. It was time to dispose of these fools, save a princess, and impress their King! “Unless that greedy brat dragged you into this to.” Oh her boy is so smart their King can’t be mad at them for taking a contract since it was the Navigator’s idea.
But something’s wrong. Their sunshine King is not responding to them. There is no praise or warmth. Wado can tell Zoro has picked up on it as well. Then their King yells “you are going to pay for what you did! I’ll kill you!”
And it takes a heart breaking moment for both her and her boy to realize their King is talking to Zoro. “What! What kind of nonsense have you gotten into your head this time?” She hears her boy call, he sounded unsure. No one else would have picked it up but this is her boy. She knows his heart better than anyone. And right now it echos the hurt she feels, because why is their King mad at them?
“Shut up and get ready because I’m about to kick your ungrateful little ass!” What? What did their King just say?
“Ungrateful?” Zoro questioned, his head actually snapping back in shock. When had they ever been ungrateful to their King? Wado combs through her memory. Yes they tease him but everyone on the crew does so. But they have never been ungrateful to their King. Their King who put her boy on the path to his dream, the world’s greatest swordsman and the right hand of the King of the pirates. That is where her boy belonged. They would never be ungrateful for his direction.
Even when Zoro failed to defeat Mihawk their King was never mad at them. Never disappointed. Her boy had sworn on her and to their King to never lose again. How could they ever disrespect him after that?
“That’s right. Everyone here was nothing but nice to us. They threw us a party and they gave us food and you repaid them by cutting them all up with those swords of yours!” Their King yells at them.
That’s what he’s upset about? Wado was relieved. Oh this is any easy fix. Their King just needs to listen to them. Their King always listens to them!
“Ya,” Zoro hesitantly agrees before following it up with, “but there’s something you don’t know.” Her boy started to explain but was cut off.
“Just shut up and fight me!” Their King wasn’t listening to them? Their King always listened. Wado was distressed and could feel Zoro starting to get anxious.
Sandai Kitsune wasn’t helping. As soon as Luffy arrived asking for a fight Sandai Kitsune was begging to fight him. ‘If the captain wanted to fight then we should fight him. If we win then he is not worthy of us.
Zoro sighed trying to ignore Sandai Kitsune cries, she was not being helpful right now. “Hold on Luffy can you just listen to me for a second, they were actually-“
“No excuses!” Their King yelled cutting him off. He sprung forward, launching himself at Zoro.
“Wait! No!” Zoro cried his eyes going wide
Their King launches one of his Gum Gum Pistols right at Zoro’s head, if her boy hadn’t moved it would have taken his head clean off. It crashed into the rocks behind him destroying them on impact.
Zoro was shocked. Their King had never outright attacked any of the crew before. Sure he had launched them around to get them out of dangerous situations but never to attack them.
“You trying to kill me?!” Her boy cried in shock. Wado echoed it. This was their King, he wouldn’t try to kill them. Not unless they deserved it. But they don’t. If they did Wado knew her boy would offer his life before their King could ask for it.
Their King made an affirmative noise before screaming “Die” swing his leg forward.
Zoro dived to the side as it destroyed the rock behind him once again. He caught himself with his free hand and was able to flip back to his feet just in time for their King to try to head butt him. Zoro dodged again letting their King slam his head into the wall behind him.
Sandai Kitsune screamed in rage. Now can they fight the rubber idiot. She understands having some loyalty and respect for him but he obviously doesn’t deserve it.
Wado cried back at Sandai, how dare she speak of their King this way. He’s obviously been tricked!
Sandai called Wado a loyal dog, blind to it’s masters cruelty. Zoro should draw her since Wado is currently drawn and doing nothing to defend their master. Sandai Kitsune wouldn’t allow the captain to disrespect their wielded like this.
“He’s gone crazy!” Zoro called out to his blades stoping their argument in its tracks. Their King obviously wasn’t in his right mind. “Luffy stop this!”
Their King just screamed and launched himself into the air once more and started swinging at Zoro again and again. Zoro continued dodging but he reused to raise Wado against him, knowing his blade didn’t want to fight their King anymore than he did.
Zoro continued backing up and dodging, calling for their King to listen to him, desperately trying to explain what had happened but their King was hearing none of it.
Finally Zoro had had enough and swung his leg forward, “quite screwing around damnit!” He cried as he kicked their King away. Sending the rubbery boy flying into Mr. Five and Miss. Valentines, causing them all to crash into a building. “Dumbass”
Wado knew how hurt her boy was over this. She was hurting as well. She never thought their King would ignore them, or think them capable of slaughtering an entire town with no reason. They had sworn themselves to him. They wouldn’t do this in his name without reason. Surly he must know that. Where had they failed that he did not understand this about them? Her boy was not a monster he was their protector. Why couldn’t they understand. The Navigator, Wado could understand but their King. Their King’s lack of faith hurt.
Then there was a series of explosions from the building that their King had just landed in. Wado wasn’t worried for their King. He was awake and could handle himself. Miss Valentine reappeared and started running her mouth about some kind of attack. The princess seemed really freaked out but Zoro ignored her. He ignored Sandai Kitsune as well as she called for blood. The blood of the annoying Miss. Valentines, the blood of the princess behind them, and even the Blood of their King.
“Be quiet I have more important things to worry about.” Whether Zoro was speaking to the princess or Sandai Kitsune Wado would never know but she liked to think it was all of them.
Their King had reemerged dragging an unconscious Mr. Five. His body had finally returned to its normal size having digested the food while fighting. “Alright now let’s finish this.”
“Okay Luffy just calm down and hear me out for a second. Everyone who lives here in Whisky Peak is really a bounty hunter which makes all of them our enemies.” Her boy tried once again to explain things to their King, if only the stupid floating woman above them would shut up!
“You’re just lying! Enemies wouldn’t give us tasty food would they?” Food, Sandai Kitsune raged. He picks food over us?
Wado would be annoyed if she wasn’t also a little angry with their King. She would have to convince Zoro to cook for their King more. He would hate it as it would involve being around the Cook more, but it was obvious the King’s stomach drove many of his decisions when it came to people and who to trust. Once this was over, they would have to work on endearing themselves more to their King to avoid a repeat of this misunderstanding.
“Fine then.” Zoro said moving to untie his bandana. Miss. Valentines attacked from above and completely missed crashing into the ground besides them. Zoro didn’t even notice, she wasn’t important in this moment. “It doesn’t look as if there is any sense in trying to talk to you.” Wado startled. She knew Zoro was hurt by their Kings lack of faith but was this really the best choice. “You know you’re really a moron.” Zoro called as he finished tying his bandana into place. “This time I’m not going to hold back. It will be your own fault if you die.” She chimed in alarm, if her boy did this he would be mutining against his captain, revolting against their King. She knows that they had to knock some sense into him but also knew Zoro would carry the guilt with him forever if he hurt their King in this moment.
“Sounds good to me.” Their King cried out. Sealing their fate. They were going to fight their King. They were committing mutiny.
The princess called out to them “wait what’s going on I thought you were in the same side.” They were! Wado wanted to cry out. They are on their King’s side. They are loyal to him. They had sworn an oath to him. Her boy had told their King when they first met that the only condition was if their King got in the way of their dream. But their King had been nothing but supportive. Laying the path down for them to achieve their goal. A path even her boy could not get lost on. And when they had failed, had suffered a humiliating defeat, their King still believed in them. He had never once doubted them, until today.
Zoro raised Wado to his mouth fitting her handle between his teeth. This was it their was no backing down.
Their King started to charge “get ready for my Gum Gum…”
Zoro rushed forward with Sandai Kitsune and Yubashiri drawn “Oni..”
“…Bazooka!”
“…giri!”
The two finish their attack names as they finally crash. A shock wave flying out from the force.
Their King’s palm had landed on Zoro’s left shoulder the weight of his attack centered there. At the same time he had swung his foot up to block Zoro’s three sword strike with the bottom of his sandal. The two pushed against each other testing their strength
“Let’s see which one is stronger. Your rubber hands or my steal? What do you say?” Zoro taunted. He was hurt. Hurt at the lack of trust. What had he done wrong that their King didn’t believe him. Yet at the same time he was thrilled. He had never fought Luffy in an all out match. To do so was thrilling. His captain matching his every move. Matching his strength. Wado could feel her boys excitement. Could hear Sandai Kitsune cheer as the fight began. Could hear Yubashiri’s calming tone.
“Ya let’s settle this once and for all.” Their King answered Zoro’s call and even now, when they were at odds, their King complimented her boy so well.
Zoro flipped his grip on Yubashiri “Tatsu-Maki!” He called pushing the blade in a different direction with his new grip and sending their King flying into the air.
Their King drew his fist back. “Gum-gum pistol” he cried launching his attack. Even as he was thrown around by the wind currents produced by Zoro’s Swords he was still able to hit Zoro in the face with his attack.
Both boys were sent flying it into different buildings. They spring up at the same time. Their King swings his fist forward for another strike but Zoro trusted Sandia Kitsune forward to block it. Their fists colliding with one another.
Zoro took a slash at their King with Yubashiri but their King dodge the attack. Sending a kick over at Zoro. Zoro jumped to the side to avoid it and swings with his left hand. The hand wielding Sandai Kitsune. She cuts into Their King’s cheek making their King gasp. Zoro pauses for a split second because he didn’t command that. He didn’t tell Sandai Kitsune to cut his captain. Wado is furious. How dare she spill the blood of their King? How dare she harm him? And against Zoro’s command?
Their King takes the split second of hesitation to rocket his fist into Zoro’s stomach. There is no time to reprimand Sandai now. But she will be. She had harmed their King. But for now they had to focus on their fight.
The two continued to exchange blows, when Mr. Five and Miss. Valentines charge them. Shouting something about Baroque works agents and honor. Zoro and their King stopped at the same time, Zoro even taking the moment to remove Wado from his mouth, and leveled to two with glares filled with the all their anger and hurt feelings “shut up and go away.” They said at the same time. They both moved forward “you’re interfering,” they both called as their King struck Miss Valentines and Zoro struck Mr. Five. “In our fight!” Even now the two are still in perfect sync.
Hopefully I can get the final part of Whiskey peak out soon and then start exploring more of this Au.
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100 Followers + 34th Birthday Celebration
Hello my loves! I can't believe my fortune. I'm increadibly thankful to have 100 of you following my little writing blog.
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There's nothing like The Mango to bring us all together! As a huge "Thank you!" to each and every one of you, and to celebrate my 34th birthday arriving in a month, I'm throwing my first party. My asks (as always) are open, so you can submit requests there, or here in the comments. Pick one of the 34 settings and/or one of the 100 prompts below, then send them to me in an ask! I'll be writing the first 134 requests (or however many I get) over the next month. That's my goal date. They will all get written, so long as they're submitted by 11:59 PM GMT-5 (US Central Standard Time) on November 22.
And now for the prompts
Settings
Bifrost
Streets of Asgard's Capital
Asgardian Wilderness
Inside the Palace (you may specify or not)
Palace Grounds (you may specify or not)
Jötunheimr Wilds
Ruins of Jötunheimr's Capital
Secret Passageway
Puente Antiguo
A Vehicle of Your Choosing
Upstate New York
Project PEGASUS Joint Dark Energy Mission Facility
Stuttgart, Germany
Quinjet
Helicarrier
"That big, ugly building in New York" (Stark Tower)
Sanctuary II (Thanos's ship)
Chitauri Cruiser
Avenger's Tower (not to be confused with its predecessor)
Svartálfheim
TVA
Mongolian Sand Dunes
Streets of New York
New York Sanctum
New Asgard
Sakaar
One of the Grand Master's Ships
Haunted Victorian Mansion
Church
Graveyard
Alter
Midgardian woods
Place of your choosing in MCU
Place of your choosing in our reality
Prompts
Peter's former babysitter meets the Avengers
"Where, pray tell, do you think you're going?"
"Stark? That man is nothing but a dick in a tin can."
"Unhand me, you rancid cumsack!"
"Oh, but for you...for you, darling, I'd do anything."
"What's that, darling? No one has removed these with a blade before? What a shame...we'll have to remedy that."
"Just to feel you pressed upon my need..."
Defying gratification
His forked tongue dancing against the sides of your clit
Bachelorette party
Tony: Doing time as a capsicle/Scott: Now I really want a capsicle...popsicle. I want a popsicle
"Fuck me, Father, for I have sinned..."/"Say seven 'Hail Marys' and suck my cock"
Halloween
Thanksgiving
Christmas
Hiking
Downpour
Snowed In
First Snow
AU (doesn't need to fit one of the above locations)
Caramel apples
Rewrite a story (of your choice) from the Poetic Edda
Timeline branch (you choose where on the Sacred Timeline)
Excerpts from Odin's A+ Parenting Handbook
“You’d do well to pay. It’s in your best interest."
On Wednesdays kings wear chains
Loki on his knees
All tied up (you choose who)
Threesome (so long as I know the character, I'm willing to do crossovers from other fandoms as well)
That one time he had a thing with a horse...
Headcanon from one of my fics (completed or ongoing)
Why orphans are called Loki's children
"I don't negotiate with people who shouldn't exist."
Out of place and underdressed
Witch
Your ex
Crush
Reading
Opening Night
"Selvig is not coming to my wedding!"
"Is that a threat or a promise?"
Kittens and Handcuffs
Lady Loki
The other Lokis
Shadow play
Lost in a corn maze, you meet an overly-helpful stranger
"Come over here and make me"
Ravens
Lost dog
More Lokis than you know what to do with
Ignore the man behind the curtain
"Wait a minute. Are you jealous?"
Oktoberfest
Ballroom dancing
"I was drunk, ok?! I didn't know what I was doing. Can you just drop it already?"
Caught
Trespassing
"I almost lost you."
Tea
"Keep running your mouth like that and I'll have to put it to better use."
Punishment
"Daddy"
Carving pumpkins
Baking
"Don't you ever do that again!"
Kids
Babies
Pregnancy
You get some magic of your own
Spooky
Tired
Nap
Hayride
"Kiss Me"
Kidnapped
Wine
Catch me if you can
Jam
Stalker
Neighbor
"It could be worse"
Flying kites
Hospitalized
Runaway
Pride
Costume party
Trapped
Whispers
Loyalty
Bonfire
“Please wake up. I can’t do this without you.”
Ghosts
Innocent
Spiked
“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
Cozy
Sweater weather
Mole
Full moon
“Just once”
Many, many thanks to all of you, especially mutuals. This fandom always makes my day. Please keep reading, engaging, re-blogging, and creating!
Works completed for this event:
Excerpts from Odin's A+ Parenting Handbook
Tag List
Let me know if you'd like to be added or removed
@peaches1958 , @javagirl328 , @loopsisloops , @goblingirlsarah , @buttercupcookies-blog , @cakesandtom , @ladymischief11 , @km-ffluv , @coldnique , @glitterylokislut , @eleniblue , @lokiprompts , @lokisgoodgirl , @muddyorbsblr , @princess-ofthe-pages
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greypetrel · 5 months
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Wip Wednesday
... For once it's actually Wednesday! Thank you @pinayelf for the tag!
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I'm back on Dark Lady shenanigans, aka: Aisling as the not-so-Dark Lady of Mordor in LOTR, here with the time-travelling Witch King spilling some tea. Hobbits these days!
Don't have much else to show that hasn't already been published, it's been a very very pleasant afk set of days, and I don't have much else to show at this time. I collected a nice batch of pose references tho, so I'll post something in the next days.
Tagging: @ndostairlyrium @shivunin @melisusthewee @whimsyswastry @cao-the-dreamer @daggerbeanart @dungeons-and-dragon-age
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gay-dorito-dust · 2 years
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Masterlist 2.0
Klaus, cut the bullshit (tua) (closed)
Sandman (closed)
House of the dragon (closed)
Stranger things (closed)
Marvel:
Werewolf by night (closed)
Druig (eternals) 1 2 3
Disastrous life of saiki k
Saiki kusuo 1 2 3 4 5
Is this stalking? Potentially/hypothetically from a certain standpoint, yes. Yet it is. (Requested)
The legend of vox machina (closed)
Percival de rolo 1 2 3 4
Vox machina 1 2 3 4 5
Deadweight
Deadweight pt 2
Deadweight pt3
Deadweight pt4
Deadweight pt5
Deadweight pt6
Deadweight pt7
Deadweight pt 8
Comfort after disaster
How vox machina dealt with reader coming back from the dead (revival) (requested)
Prompt 29: actions that make them happy (requested)
Vax’ildan
Vax’s gn s/o takes a bit for him and Pike heals them (requested) (tw; blood, gore, Achilles heel slashing, throat slitting, a whole ass gash taking up reader’s torso.)
Jjba
Anasui
Weather report
Castlevania (closed)
Alucard tepes 1 2
Dracula 1 2 3
Trevor Belmont 1 2
Wednesday (closed.)
Wednesday Addams 1
Like a date date? (Requested)
Make a move (requested)
Part 2 (requested)
Part 3 (requested)
Sucker for the baked goods (requested)
Black dahlia lovers (requested)
Part 2 (requested)
Black cat and golden retriever (requested)
Truths and lies (requested) angst/happy ending. Tw: blood, hurt, gashes.
The day Wednesday Addams understood what sound a shattered heart makes. (Requested) angst/ one sided love
Part 2; it takes two to mend a shattered heart (Requested)
Change of heart (requested)
Wednesday missing reader (not click bait) (requested)
Someone’s (Enid) is a little butt hurt (requested)
Alive (requested)
Companion of darkness (platonic Wednesday imagine request)
A nightshade always protects (requested)
Precognitions aren’t to be taken seriously when processed without the necessary context aka Wednesday learns how to cry (requested)
Mad dog of Nevermore (requested)
1068 days isn’t nearly a long enough time to keep me from you. (Requested)
Dragon of Nevermore (requested)
Rich reader spoils enid and Wednesday (requested)
The king of curses (requested)
Chaos witch (requested)
Chaos witch pt 2 (requested)
Chaos witch part 3 (requested)
Enid Sinclair 1
Liking you romantically (requested)
Sucker for the baked goods (requested)
Tomorrow’s another day (requested)
Because we work (requested)
Rich reader spoils enid and Wednesday (requested)
Xavier Thorpe
Hypothetically
Sucker for the baked goods (requested)
Finger friends (requested)
Xavier and Ajax’s no good, very bad day (requested)
Ear piercings are a bitch to heal. (Requested)
Xavier and reader’s children go to Nevermore (Requested)
Our rivalry became more because of a misdemeanour. (Requested)
Sketch your way into my heart (Requested)
Nasty bitch goblin mother fucker (requested) (may/may not include unrealistic selections of the usage/effects of marijuana otherwise known as weed)
AIB (alice in borderlands)
Chishiya
See you on the other side
On the other side (part 2 to fic above) (requested)
Name a star after me
Final Fantasy 7
Sephiroth
Cuddling headcannons (requested)
Trigun stampede
Vash the stampede
Some Vash stuff
Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Reader flusters Nicholas (requested)
Lockwood and Co
Fic page here.
Shazam
Fic list here
Resident evil 4 remake
Fic list here
Spider-man: across the Spiderverse
Fic list here
Mortal Kombat 1
Fic list here
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loonysama · 12 days
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20 questions for writers
Thank you for the tag @thebiwifeonao3!
How many works do you have on AO3? 88
What's your total AO3 word count? 1,090,772
What fandoms do you write for? Mostly Frozen (Kristanna, especially), sometimes crossing over with other Disney movies. I've also written 7 fics for Wednesday (TV), and one or two for Good Witch (TV), The Americans, Beetlejuice, and What We Do in the Shadows. Oh, and a fic about the song, "Brandy."
What are your top five fics by kudos?
Woe is Your Master (Wednesday/Tyler, E)
Cat Scratch Fever (Wednesday/Tyler, T)
Woe is Me (Wednesday/Tyler, E)
Sweet Poison (Wednesday/Tyler, T)
Black Lace on Red (Wednesday/Tyler, E)
5. Do you respond to comments? Yes, I try to! But to be honest, if I get a super long comment or something that needs a long response, I usually put it off because I want to answer with as much effort as the commenter put into it. So sorry to the people whose comments I haven't responded to. Please know that I read them and loved them and will respond as soon as I collect myself from the puddle on the floor.
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? I've yet to write anything with an unhappy ending. But the closest I got was The Ice King (Hans/Elsa, E). I can't say because it's a spoiler. Let's just say that everyone got what they wanted, but it didn't work out quite the way it was supposed to.
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Everything else? I guess if I have to pick one it's She Holds a Candle (Kristoff/Anna and Stephanie (transfemme Sven)/Ryder). I ended up giving Stephanie and Ryder their own chapter because I loved them so much and just wasn't ready to let them go. So Kristoff and Anna ended up together and then Stephanie and Ryder got married at the end. (Y'all know I love Ryder so much that I named my cat after him.)
8. Do you get hate on fics? I have. Mostly on ffn, so I stopped posting there. And I've gotten a little on AO3, too. Mostly it's been from people who don't know what archive warnings and tags are for, or who have contempt for the characters, ships, fandoms, etc. and haven't even read it.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Yes! Mostly m/f, usually femdom, and sometimes with mild BDSM (mostly bondage)
10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written? I did more when I started out, but I don't do it so much anymore. I guess the craziest was Hans/Elsa in an animated Addams Family fusion AU (The Magenta Cravat, T). At one point I was going to write a WednesdayxFrozen AU where Anna was Wednesday's roommate instead of Enid and Elsa was a teacher at Nevermore. There's also the Frozen/Midsommar AU (Elsa/Pelle) which will never happen either. C'est la vie.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? I don't think so.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Yes, a couple of my Wednesday fics were translated into Russian!
13. Have you ever co-written a fic? Yes, but it never saw the light of day. It was with a few other Frozen and Beauty and the Beast writers in the Frozen Hearts Will Melt Discord server (DM me if you want an invite).
14. What's your all-time favourite ship? Kristoff/Anna from Frozen.
15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? All of them? Seriously, though. I've determined that none of my WIPs on AO3 are going to be finished except for Head Over Feet. I'd love to finish The Refugees, All Tied Up, Sophisticated Grace, and Pour Some Sugar on Me, but I don't know if I have it in me. I dunno. Maybe someday.
16. What are your writing strengths? I've been told character dynamics and descriptions of body movements.
17. What are your writing weaknesses? Repetitive sentence structure, head hopping. And I have no idea where commas are supposed to go. Every time I think I'm right, my grammar check tells me I'm wrong.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for fic? I generally prefer to write dialogue in English and indicate that it's in another language. I don't want to make the reader do extra work just to find out what happens next. I also want the reader to be in the character's shoes the entire time without even realizing it, and having to read in a language they're not as familiar with can take them out of it. But, at the end of the day, it's a technique and a choice the writer has to make about what's best for the characters and their story.
I wish I knew another language well enough that I could write a whole fic in that language, but alas. I hold writers who write in foreign languages in the highest esteem.
19. First fandom you wrote for? Frozen (Kristoff/Anna)
20. Favourite fic you've written? Pretty Please (Kristoff/Anna, E). I wrote this for @99goosebumps for the 2023 BDSM Exchange. It was so much fun to write, and all the stars aligned with it. Aside from writing some new kinks I loved, I'm really happy with the quality of the fic and I really loved Kristoff and Anna's dynamic in this one. I don't think I've ever gotten it quite as right as I did in that fic. It's definitely not for everyone, but I hope the people who have read it found something they liked there.
Tagging @thefamilybruno @glassslippers-n-cowboyboots @bad-at-names-and-faces @thecassadilla @99goosebumps @paigebstorey @butchbetty! And anyone else who wants to participate.
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so, alright, here are the movies/MEDIA that make me go *oh shit I'm so bi, omg bisexual panic*
so, alright, here are the MOVIES that make me go *oh shit I'm so bi, omg bisexual panic* (it can be very bi-vibes movies or simply movies that make me feel how very deeply i love being bi, or the ones i just enjoy rewatching-not necessarily with bi/queer representation!) : Red, White & Royal Blue 2023 , The Mummy 1999, The Little Mermaid 2023, The Little Mermaid 1989, Anne Of Green Gables 1985, The Road to El Dorado 2000, Mulan 1998, The Cutting Edge 1992, Ten Inch Hero 2007, Better Off Dead 1985, Anastasia 1997, Rise Of The Guardians 2012, 10 Things I Hate About You 1999, Do Revenge 2022, Charlie’s Angels 2019, Bottoms 2023, Cadet Kelly 2002, Lemonade Mouth 2011, The Little Vampire 2017, John Tucker Must Die 2006, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies 2016, The Princess and The Frog 2009, The Addams Family 1991, Addams Family Values 1993, Atlantis: The Lost Empire 2001, The Favourite 2018, Challengers 2024, (+ will probably keep adding to this soon-ish)
+ edit TV SHOWS that my bi heart loves: One Tree Hill(OTH), Shadow and Bone, Roswell 90s(OG), White Collar, Reign, Mary & George, Heartstopper, Wild Cards, Living for the Dead, Warrior Nun, XO Kitty, Wednesday, Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous(JWCC) , Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Dawson's Creek, Vampire Academy, Willow, Dickinson, Heartbreak High, Teen Titans, Legacies, TheAddamsFamily(1964-1966), Love Victor, Lockwood&Co,
+ edit BOOKS/ BOOK SERIES that my bi heart absolutely LOVES:
Artemis Fowl Series by Eoin Colfer, Shatter Me Series by Tahereh Mafi, The Folk Of The Air Series by Holly Black, The Diviners Series by Libba Bray, The Devouring Gray Duology by C.L. Herman, GRISHAVERSE books (Six of Crows!!, Shadow and Bone, King of Scars-3 mini series) by Leigh Bardugo , This Woven Kingdom Series by Tahereh Mafi , Fallen Series by Lauren Kate, Elixir Series by Hilary Duff, The Cemetery Of Forgotten Books Series by C. R. Zafón, The Keys To The Kingdom Series by Garth Nix, Infinity Cycle Series by Adam Silvera, Anne Of Green Gables Series by L. M. Montgomery, Bloodlines Series & Vampire Academy Series by Richelle Mead, An Ember In The Ashes Series by Sabaa Tahir, The Selection Series by Kiera Cass + STANDALONES Lauren Kate-Unforgiven (standalone book in my opinion), Eoin Colfer- Airman, David Nicholls- One Day, Gayle Forman-Just One- Day & Year & Night (mini series), Vanessa Len-Only a Monster (mini series here too), Adam Silvera- History Is All You Left Me, Adam Silvera- They Both Die At The End , Adam Silvera- The First To Die At The End, Becky Albertalli-Imogen,Obviously, Mason Deaver- I Wish You All The Best(+short novella here!), Casey McQuiston-Red White&Royal Blue, Aaron H Aceves-This Is Why They Hate Us, Mason Deaver-The Feeling Of Falling In Love, Sophie Gonzales-The Law Of Inertia, H.E.Edgmon-The Witch King & The Fae Keeper (duology!) , H.E.Edgmon-Godly Heathens (mini series here!) , Carlos Ruiz Zafón- The Midnight Palace, Isabel Abedi- Whisper Haunted House, Francis Scott Fitzgerald- The Love Of Last Tycoon, Leo Tolstoy- Anna Karenina, S. E. Hinton- The Outsiders, Becky Albertalli & Adam Silvera-Here's to Us & What If It's Us (duology) (will keep adding here probably!)
+ about THE MUSIC:
love you all, we need MORE bisexuality in media!!
+some links:
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biteghost · 1 year
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[THREE PAGE UPDATE] BACKLASH Chapter 7: Survival - Pages 500-502
In which....
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What’s BACKLASH?
Laura “Leadfoot” is a young woman on a mission. Famous Celestials – including Jupiter and Mars – have vanished from the Sol System, and she feels it’s her duty to learn what happened to them. On an unfamiliar planet and being hunted by two of the most powerful individuals on it – one a Black Hole, the other the King of the Criminal Underworld – Leadfoot seeks sanctuary with a strange group of people who work for a Witch. This Witch claims to be able to grant any wish – for the right price.
⭐New pages on the main website every Monday. ☄️One new page on the mirror sites Tumblr, Tapas and Webtoon every Monday/Wednesday/Friday.
Rated PG-13 for violence/blood/gore, bodily injury, body horror & drug use/smoking.
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