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headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne · 2 months

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Mpreg headcanon under the cut:

Radagon was the one who gave birth to the Twin Prodigies, because Marika's agonizing birthing of the (horned) Omen Twins mentally and physically scarred her.

#elden ring #radagon of the golden order #queen marika the eternal #headcanon #mpreg headcanon

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lgbtlunaverse · 8 months

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Considering wwx's canonical breeding kink and his general fondness for dubiously safe scientific experiments it is technically within the realm of possibility that a few years post-canon he just invents cultivation hrt and transition surgery by accident.

He just rocks up to a cultivation conference one day 5 months pregnant like "I turned my body into that of a woman! Yeah the boobs too we travel a lot and don't want a wetnurse. I'll reverse it in two years or so." And every single trans person and egg in the culivation world simultaneously sits up and goes "wait what?"

Imperical to understand that wwx still fully identifies as a cis man and does not know trans people exist. He did not know he was gay while actively being in gay love, this man is very smart but he doesn't know shit. Just a few weeks after the conference people start coming over like "hey... that thing you did... can you do that to me?" and he's like damn sure are a lot of dudes who wanna get pregnant. One day a "female" cultivator comes and is like "so you said you're going to reverse it... you think you can do that on a body that's already female? Turn my body into a man's body?" And he just goes well probably, let's find out!! It's so great all these people wanna help him perfect his techniques, isn't it lan zhan?

Years later they run into one of the trans women he first helped and doesn't even recognise her as she's thanking him and after the clarification just goes "wow! haha damn you're even wearing women's clothes! Should I start calling you guniang?" sort of as a joke but she's like yes please and he just says alright nice to see you again ma'am (still doesn't get it)

#is this mpreg?#i feel like by definition this counts as mpreg #wwx opening the first gender clinic completely by accident #mdzs #mdzs headcanons #wei wuxian #i think lwj does know trans people exist but he's an ally #it was a part of the whole 'working through all his queer feelings + questioning society for 13 years' thing #trans ally by accident (wwx) vs on purpose (lwj)

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the-music-maniac · 4 months

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Not that I read mpreg all that often (not really my thing generally speaking) but I came across some "Sanji is pregnant" fics in the sanzo/zosan tag, and not nearly the same amount for Zoro. It got me thinking about the trope. I think the lack of Zoro fics here is a tragic oversight. I think we as a fandom are absolutely and tragically ignoring the potential comedy gold of Zoro being the one to be pregnant instead.

Because when people write Sanji, the general trend I'm seeing (upon scanning through some of the fics quickly) is that he's cautious about it. Conscientious, careful to make sure things are okay. Which - arguably I could see, Sanji is probably the more practical of the two (not by a whole lot but still)and he didn't have a good childhood. Sanji being pregnant is usually a fic about his heaps of parental issues, childhood trauma and angst - which is fun to read. It's good. It's amazing, even.

Zoro being pregnant is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT gonna be a COMEDY. We're talking about a man who once tried to fight Kuina holding like 20 bokkens. We're talking about a man who got stuck in wax and thought the reasonable solution was to cut off his legs.

The entire crew spends the next 9 months tearing their hair out, preventing Zoro from doing stupid shit (exhibit A: cutting off his own limbs). They spend the same amount of time trying to stop Luffy from gum-gum-grabbing Zoro and yeeting him anytime he needs to get them out of a sticky situation.

The crew (mostly Sanji) is on 24/7 prevent-zoro-from-drinking-alcohol duty (impossible). Chopper is constantly stressed in the later months cause no one puts it past Zoro to get lost somewhere, give birth out in the woods and come strolling back with a baby tucked under his arm. They have to start hiding Zoro's dumbbells.

Franky and Usopp design and build a nursery and spends the entire time suspiciously teary eyed. Sanji tries to pretend he's unaffected but spends an entire night creating a 9 month meal plan of all the nutrients Zoro and the baby are gonna need. Not even a day later, one of the crew finds him up at 2 am making a mountain of food because Zoro made the mistake of offhandedly mentioning he had particular pregnancy craving within earshot of Sanji. In the end Zoro has to sit on him to stop Sanji from running himself ragged.

Robin keeps spouting morbid childbirth facts and quotes from parental advice books in equal measure. Nami keeps going on shopping sprees for cute baby clothes and adding the cost of them to Zoro's debt. Brook keeps writing lullabies and trying to sing them to Zoro's stomach. Zoro 100% uses his pregnancy belly as an excuse to walk around without a shirt 24/7 without getting nagged.

Somehow word gets out that the famous pirate hunter Zoro is pregnant, and at the next big fight with the Marines, half the soldiers refuse to fight him and instead start telling him to sit down, take it easy, shouting advice at him etc. Etc. Zoro loses his shit a little bit and cuts their boat in half.

Mihawk, upon finding out, tells Zoro in no uncertain terms that that is his grandchild and he's expecting them to visit so he can meet the baby when they're born. Zoro vehemently denies that Mihawk is his father (he is). Zeff upon finding out, is almost as bad as Sanji when it comes to being a mother hen. Perona buys even more baby clothes for the baby. She buys one singular shirt for Zoro as a joke, and it coincidentally happens to be the exact same brand of "mama" crop top he was forced to wear in that one filler episode. Zoro tries to chuck it into the ocean (he fails).

I'm essentially saying it would be absolute chaos, and it would be the funniest thing I've ever read. 9 months of Marimo wrangling. Can you imagine the look on Zoro's face if one of the opponents he was fighting were to tell him that he's "glowing"?

PLEASE, I would actually wheeze myself to death. The best part is you can still have plenty of Sanji angst. He still has parental issues except now they're flavoured with "I'm not ready to be a father" and "I'm terrified I'm gonna become my biological sperm donor" and "please don't die because of childbirth complications, that happened to my mother(sort of, I know she died after but it kinda counts), and I can't handle that happening again to you". Lots of cute/tender moments of Zoro comforting and reassuring Sanji. We can even have Zoro angst. He probably views protecting his crew as the one and only job he's good for (not true but that's probably what he thinks). Not being able to fulfill that is probably not helping his self esteem, and that sense of uselessness warring with his need to protect the baby - but the contradictory thing here is that to protect the baby he HAS to sit back and let other people do that FOR him. That plus all the other restrictions, people treating him differently, but him at the same time refusing to view his own child as a weakness. Imagine the havoc that would wreak. Oh my god.

Y'all don't understand, I don't even read mpreg that often and yet this is literally my ideal fic HAHAAAAA

#we already know Zoro would be a good parent considering how he is with kids but pregnancy? different matter entirely #i don't know much about jimbei yet so sadly i can't write much about him feel free to comment any headcanons y'all come up with though #zosan #sanzo #zoro x sanji #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #cat burglar nami #monkey d luffy #nico robin #op franky #op brook #god ussop #tony tony chopper #mpreg

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melodymonaei · 8 months

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Reblog if you want to get a video from me ❤️😍💞 trans love.

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jazzmasternot · 23 days

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I love this character so much, I wanna get him pregnant….

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meteors-lotr · 10 days

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I want all of us to be honest with ourselves, if Thorin and Bilbo had been the biological parents of Frodo, his name would probably have been Throdo

#It’s awful but it’s the truth 👍#lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #tw mpreg #It’s like heavily implied #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #frodo baggins #(Throdo Baggins-Oakenshield)#bagginshield #Thilbo #Headcanon

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im-too-obsessed-with-huskerdust · 2 months

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I’m going to tell you about my dad’s favourite headcannon/au thingy that he’s made and I’d love to see art or fanfics about it;

RadioApple

They are both Charlie’s bio dads since we know that Lucifer gave birth to her

Lilith is secretly Alastor is disguise

Alastor is trans-?? Maybe?? I can’t read my dad anymore..

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lukas-dusk · 19 days

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Dean : I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Jack, seriously : Maybe you’re pregnant.

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Castiel : *Visibly panicking Flying away*

Dean :

Jack : hun?

Later, Dean talking to Sam

Dean : I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. Jack for suggesting that, or Castiel because he almost had a panic attack.

Sam dying of laughter : oH mY gOD!

#incorrect quotes #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel supernatural #castiel #jack kline #jack supernatural #destiel incorrect quotes #destiel #destiel headcanon #sam and dean #mpreg #family #crack #castiel and dean #Castiel and Jack #dean and jack

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animeomegas · 1 year

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I realized you had never done it, but maybe head cannons on how Naruto found out he was pregnant, telling his alpha, or whatever you do for the pregnancy head cannons. Sorry if this is too vague, or you don’t want to do.

Sure thing!

Naruto Finding Out He's Pregnant

This is a hilarious set of headcanons to do for Naruto because this boy had unprotected sex one (1) time and then just assumed that he was pregnant.

You pull out and he's like "well, guess I'm pregnant now. nice."

Naruto doesn't know that infertility exists other than extreme cases like getting a sword through the womb or something.

It's an easy equation for him. Unprotected sex = baby. Simple.

The worst part is this equation does work for him.

Uzumaki are insanely fertile, like, there used to be a saying before Uzushio fell that went "never stare too long at an Uzumaki because the next thing you know, they'll be chasing you for child support."

For Naruto, unprotected sex once does actually equal baby, sometimes two babies.

To answer the question though, Naruto doesn't 'find out' he's pregnant, he just assumes that he is and he's always right smh

"Hey, Naruto?"

"Yeah?"

"It's been about a month since your heat, did you want me to pick up some pregnancy tests on the way home from work tomorrow?"

Naruto stared at you for a moment, brows furrowed.

"You mean the one to find out the primary gender? Isn't it too early? Sakura said you have to wait for ages to find out!"

"What?" you asked, baffled. "No, the one to find out if you're pregnant or not."

Naruto stared at you like you were speaking a different language. Why did it feel like you were both having different conversations?

"We had sex," Naruto said slowly.

"Yes?"

"Without protection."

"Yes?"

"So, I'm pregnant."

"What?"

Once you realised what was going on, you laughed until you cried. Naruto flushed red and tried to defend himself.

"Iruka sensei said that unprotected sex leads to getting pregnant, how was I supposed to know he lied to me!"

Of course, jokes on you when every pregnancy test you buy comes out positive.

"See!? I was right all along! 😤"

The whole situation gets worse when Naruto starts to think you were pranking him by telling him that unprotected sex doesn't always lead to getting pregnant. You have to get Sakura to beat the medical knowledge into him for him to believe you, which she can't do while he's pregnant so 🤷🏻‍♀️

But it's important to get Sakura to do that at some point before Neji admits to his fertility issues and Naruto fully asks something like "are you sure you're doing sex right?"

Naruto knows too much and too little about sex, and it's a hilarious dichotomy.

#naruto #a/b/o #omegaverse #mpreg #naruto x reader #alpha!reader #alpha reader #hcs #headcanons #omega!naruto #omega naruto

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cirrus-ghoulette · 4 months

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Okay, I know this isn't for everyone, so here's your prewarning. Pregnant Copia ahead.

It's completely an accident. He knows straight away what caused it, a ghoul rut that triggered a domino effect of ruts and heats. However, he isn't in a committed relationship with any of his ghouls, and he doesn't know whose kit it actually is.

Poor Copia gets quite sick. Thankfully, most people put it down to either hangovers or anxiety when they see Copia shuffling around, looking sickly green.

His tummy grows quickly. He did have a soft belly, with a bit of an apron, but it's quickly hardening out and becoming rounder.

However, there's a problem. He's due to go on tour and he doesn't want to cancel it because he's pregnant. The amount of fans that he would disappoint by cancelling his tour doesn't bear thinking about.

Of course the ghouls can smell the kit on him. They sniff the air around him and tip their heads from side to side, making curious noises until Copia confesses. He then gets tackle hugged by an entire pack of ghouls.

Travelling while still getting morning sickness is NOT fun. The ghouls learn to have strategically placed bowls and bags around the bus, just in case Copia suddenly goes that funny colour again.

Copia sings his heart out at every venue, skips around the stage like nothing has changed. Even though his cassocks keep getting tighter and tighter, and every night he has to lie with ice packs on his feet and ankles post-show.

Of course the fans start to notice, too. Some bring up that he's put on weight in the photos from on stage, but others are quick to shoot them down, telling them that it doesn't matter what size Papa is, he's still their Antipope and they still love him.

Copia finally announces it on stage one night. The Clergy didn't even know about his pregnancy before this. He finishes singing Prime Mover, specifically added to the set for one night only, and then chuckles to himself as he paces the stage. Rests one hand on his belly and says "You know... It is not that bad, really."

There's a loud cheer from the crowd, who think he's joking around. Some of the crowd members look rather lost or confused. Copia goes straight into the next song without skipping a beat.

That night, a photo is posted on the Ghost Instagram of Copia sat backstage, all of the ghouls surrounding him with their hands on his belly. All the ghouls are grinning at the camera.

The Clergy is Not Happy.

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headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne · 2 months

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Mpreg headcanon under the cut:

Had Radagon stayed with Rennala, there would be a possibility that he'd carry their next child.

Maybe in another life, another dream, he wakes up beside Rennala. He gets a moment to gaze at her face, gently caressing her cheek with the back of his hand as she sleeps. Is this his reality? It feels real enough. If this be a dream, he never seeks to awaken.

Who knows, had Radagon known that Marika would use him and shatter the Elden Ring, he might have just stayed where he was.

#elden ring #radagon of the golden order #headcanon #mpreg headcanon #two of them one after the other

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notsogoodangel · 8 months

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Here is my little headcanon:

The Eggs and other people keep thinking and calling Tubbo an egg because, like the eggs, he is a dragon.

Also, shoutout to the people who drew and headcanoned Tubbo as a dragon all the way back in Dream SMP. You are the real winners right now because this drawing is a hit on Twitter, and more people are probably going to use this headcanon thanks to this stupid drawing I did. I did this for all 5 Captain-is-tubbo's-dad truthers out there!

Also, Tubbo shared on stream to my delight AND horror!

#I did this mainly because apparently this is very popular on Twitter #and I need to get more confident about just posting sketches on Tumblr #and to honor apollos-boyfriend and ingapotejtoo #who are the main reason why I already had this headcanon back in the DSMP #it just go legs thanks to QSMP and people won't think I'm as crazy after explaining what mpreg scharklez is #qsmp tubbo #tubbo fanart #tubbo #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp headcanons #angel's art

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writersmorgue · 7 months

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Omg who sent that

Thanks anon!

#Aizawa Shouta #Eraserhead #tw mpreg #bnha #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #chat fic #incorrect my hero academia quotes #anon soup #headcanon #twitter #social media #sourced #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha

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ineffectualdemon · 8 months

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Shang Qinghua is man who has a vagina and Mobei Jun is a demon with a penis and Shang Qinghua is the one who eventually knocks up Mobei

It's definitely his biological child and Mobei Jun definitely carries it himself

Shen Qingqiu spends the rest of eternity trying to figure out HOW but is too afraid to ask

#svsss #moshang #mobei jun #shang qinghua #svsss headcanon #mpreg #kinda #no safe for esmes #shen qingqiu #every time sqq sees the moshang progeny hes just got question marks floating around his head #he saw mobei pregnant #the kids are very clearly SQH's they proved it to the northern court!#and he knows sqh is waiting for him to ask #hes got a shit eating grin on his face #which means the answer is probably something sqq doesn't want to know but also his curiosity is killing him #its a game of wills #sqq is losing

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quetzii · 1 month

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Body type headcanons brrr

I think ppl should draw Alador with belly, hairy and- and- and,,,,,

Also, male seahorse Alador propaganda brr

That man was the pregnant one and you can't change my mind

#the owl house #toh #alador blight #darius deamonne #toh alador #toh darius #aladarius #darius x alador #toh headcanon #headcanon #fake body #yeah mpreg propaganda #mmmm i love hairy women

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hannibalzero · 3 months

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Charthur headcanons

🦬🦌🦬🦌🦬🦌

When Arthur leaves, Charles hogs the bed and keeps Arthur’s pillow in his arms. He misses the man but loves hugging their big bed.

Becoming normal ranchers, was a bit of an adjustment. Both men were not used to having privacy or having a roof over their heads. Imagine their amazement watching the rain fall and knowing they didn’t have to go out into it.

Arthur draws and paints Charles a lot, Charles is flattered but will pose for him….sometimes.

When Arthur finds something new or interesting he feels like he will burst if he didn’t tell Charles. Arthur will wait for the go ahead from Charles before telling him about the new thing. Dinosaurs blew Charles mind

Comfortable silence is a blessing to the two men.

Both also enjoy time away from eachother but give it three days and they are running for the other.

Charles got Arthur a puppy, only for Arthur to hold out a kitten for Charles.

Charles enjoys the collections of odd trinkets that Arthur has found. (Though the female fertility statue worried him…was Arthur gaining weight?-side eyes Arthur- ) he really enjoys the cigarette cards the most.

Charles is a big reader, something he picked up from Hosea. They share a good sized book collection.

When Arthur is stressed, he tends to steal Charles’ hoodie. So he can just glance at the cowboy and know something’s off.

#my writing #headcanon #rdr2 #charthur #arthur morgan #charles smith #not fat shaming #just a mpreg joke lol #both Arthur and Charles deserve dad bods too

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