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#Natasha’s children
buthearmeouttho · 4 months
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aLL RIGHTY FELLOW CHILDREN OF NATASHA (or anyone who’s interested) since I have the second art blog imma be making like, little doodles of the chaos that happens on here and therefore (only for the ones whom are come for table ofc) I would appreciate a vague physical description so I can draw you if something happens✨✨ (naturally if you’re ’cannon’ like @brooklynsspiderman or smth then I already know what you look like so you don’t have to) it does not have to be your real life description, if you’re account is more of an oc of yours etc. PLEASE I must art and if I’m going to then I want to art accurately!
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krystaljasper · 5 months
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Iceman(after Mav nudges him awake): - What is it? What happened? What happened? Maverick: I heard something. Iceman: Oh. Maverick: I-I really hope it's not a burglar. I'm not good at fighting...Or running away. Iceman: Oh, God. What if it is? The house is a mess. I feel bad for the burglar. (after it turns out to be young Nat n the kitchen getting a snack) Phoenix:...[to Iceman]Why do you have a blow-dryer?[to Maverick]...And a pillow? Maverick: They're our weapons. Iceman: We thought there was a burglar. Maverick: We were gonna...style him....And then he could have a little rest.
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slavicshadownr · 2 months
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Kate: We make a pretty great team. Yelena: You were absolutely no help whatsoever.
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avengerscompound · 4 months
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Children of the Vault (2023) #2
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porcelana-r0ta · 6 months
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Oh you're sad that your favorite character is dead???? Well none of my faves are dead bc I have been living in denial (reading fanfic) since 2011. Y'all stay safe tho
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thesadpilotclub · 2 years
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One thing both Top Guns are really great at is showing instead of telling, & utilizing the power of implication.
In TG 1986, it’s implied Goose & Iceman kinda know each other somehow? Ice is like, excited to see Goose? And they both know the backstory to each others callsign. But it’s never touched upon.
In TGM it gets even better tho. There’s this twisted social web. Phoenix, Hangman, Rooster, & Coyote know each other, and there’s HISTORY. But it’s never explained. Hangman & Coyote are clearly good friends. It’s never touched upon. Phoenix knows Payback & Fanboy, but no one else does? And nobody knows Bob.
There’s not a drop of exposition in either bar scene that isn’t absolutely crucial to the plot. I firmly believe they could be used in a writing class as an example of peak editing.
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muppet-facts · 9 months
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Muppet Fact #816
Baby Natasha can understand Frazzle Monster and vice versa. Frazzle only speaks in growls and Baby Natasha is not quite good at communicating yet.
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Sesame Street. Episode 3643. April 30, 1997.
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makiandcheese · 1 year
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im so proud of raven she went from cringefail loser babygirl to dr. feel better with a PhD in milfism
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bonbalaur · 5 months
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6 characters that reminded people of me, according to twitter, bluesky and insta X)
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ruiiplume · 1 year
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Arguably my best and only ex pull in hoyoverse history 😭👌🏾
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widow-writer · 6 days
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Just Don't
When Natashas on her period and training alone don't try.
Canon divergent
It's a bright morning in stark tower, a morning that should be quiet and not interrupted by noise. But this was not a normal morning, it was the morning of the 13th.
Some may ask why the 13th is such a special date, but Clint knows very well what the 13th is. Every month like some kind of clockwork, Natasha starts her period on the 13th. And every time she train all da by herself because she's pissed off at everything and everyone for no reason other than her own uterus trying to murder her. Clint being Natashas best friend for almost a decade knows just what to do to handle his spider when she's got venom in her veins.
Clint usually slept in till 10 am when Natasha was like this, not only was he catching up on lost sleep from raising his kids with Laura when he got to go home, but he was giving his fiery redhead some time to burn off some of the anger before he got up and came to her rescue.
But sometimes being lazy was to someone's detriment because none of the other men knew that Natasha was on her period or that she even had one at all, they were all under the persuasion that she had graduated the red room and had a hysterectomy as the result. This was what they were told and Natasha never corrected them because it kept them from asking about her period just for being a little extra moody. They just assumed she was moody and went on with their lives. But this morning a certain tin man made his grave mistake.
With the sounds of gunshots Tony rose frustrated, it was barely 9 am and yet Natasha was at her training. He pulled on some pants and rolled out of bed going to ask the widow what her reason was for training before the whole tower had arisen.
Natasha set the smoking gums down when she hears Tony enter the range.
"Leave now Tony, I'm in no mood," Natasha said keeping her head firmly tilted down.
"why should I? Hmm I own this tower and can do as I please" tony said in his usual snark with a little extra due to how long he's been awake and the extreme lack of his morning coffee.
"I'm not in the mood for company, now go" Natasha growled reloading the magazine in one of her guns.
"why not?" Tony asked
"because I want to beat the shit out of everyone and I don't know why," Natasha said with an anger in her tone.
Tony looked at her with a raised eyebrow.
"who lit the fire under your ass this morning?" Tony asked
"currently you if you don't leave," Natasha growled again. Aiming her gun and firing two shots with startling accuracy.
Tony peered at the target and saw her accuracy and paled.
"I suggest leaving if you don't want to turn into target practice tin man," the spy said in an unsettlingly calm tone.
Tony backed out keeping an insanely close eye on her gun.
Clint was pouring a cup of coffee when Tony emerged from the elevator.
"Your bestie is scary," Tony said sitting with his coffee and flinching lightly when he heard gunshots again.
"she training?" Clint asked noting what day it was today.
"go see for yourself legolas" Tony said
Clint did as Tony suggested and went to the range.
"Widow. Love. It's Hawkeye," Clint announced entering the range. He always called her love when she was like this, it usually softened her kill drive.
"hey Clint," Natasha sighed letting herself be dragged into a hug by the slightly shorter man.
"is it that time again?" He asked.
"yeah, Tony came in and pissed me off. I'm almost out of tampons, and I feel like murdering people" Natasha told with a sigh
"it'll be ok spider, go lock yourself in your room with some cheesy Russian movies I'll be back in an hour with everything you need." Clint said hoping a murder mission and a box of tampons and bar of chocolate would lighten her mood.
Clint left for the store and went to his favorite department store with a hunting section. He grabbed tampons, chocolate, and enough ammunition for Natashas gun for the next month (or next two weeks depending on how murdery she's feeling). He also grabbed some powder for Natashas latex suits after they get cleaned later today. The cashier looked at him questioningly in the checkout lane because he had such an obscure collection of items.
"I have an assassin girlfriend, she's on her period and she was out of ammo and wanted to head to the gun range later," the cashier looked away quickly and rung up Clint's items.
After he returned to the tower he went to nick fury to get Natasha a mission that would satisfy her murdery tendencies.
"here you go Barton, she'll have to find and kill this man without anyone noticing her, or getting a good look at her face. Tony developed a mask that'll cover her mouth and nose, her eyes will be uncovered and her hair will be out but trying to identify her on those alone. Almost impossible unless you’re a Russian level spy." Nick told
Clint said his thanks and returned to his spider.
“Natka, I have a mission for you to complete. And I brought you everything you need.” Clint said as he entered the room to find Natasha throwing her daggers at the dartboard on her wall.
“Thanks Clint." Natasha said exiting as she read the mission file.
When she left the tower she was in her all black leather suit with not only her close range gun but her sniper as well. Tony had given her the mask he had developed no questions asked. It was a face covering that gave the user room to breathe comfortably and filtered CO2 out of the mask efficiently. It's exterior was a matte black with a red hourglass on the sides. The hourglass was hardly larger than a dime so it didn't make her a sitting duck for being too obviously out of place.
While Natasha went full on ninja, Clint stayed at their home and made her bed. He also made her a silly care basket with a heating pad, candy, tampons and a handwritten coupon for a free back massage any day of her period for the next year. Goofy but meaningful.
Clint left her some cozy pajamas out for when she returns and got started on her favorite period meal: grilled chicken Alfredo with potato puffs and seared vegetables.
Hopefully that'd lighten her mood
Hope you enjoy ❤️
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slavicshadownr · 9 months
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Phil: You know what I realized today? I'm not even stressed out about our line of work anymore. The amount of stress I undergo every second of every day is solely because of you two. You two are the only cause of my never-ending stress.
Natasha:
Clint: Does that mean we win??
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slutformelatonin · 19 days
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My rules/ fandoms I will write for!
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Hello! I am Julia, I am a 20 y/o writer and AVID reader. I am apart of SOSOSOSO many fandoms! Here are fandoms I will write for. (Keep in mind that I am just getting started writing again. Please be patient and know that I am doing my best. I am still in uni so it may be hard doe me to upload as much as I'd like. Please please send me any and ALL requested for characters that seem appealing to you!!) But, here are some things I will NOT write for. Racism, homophobia, transphobia, incest, stepcest, necrophilia, somnophilia. I am writing smut and all you'd have to do for a certain character is dm me or request it !;)
Harry Potter.
Lucius Malfoy
Harry Potter
Hermione Granger
Ron Wesley
George and Fred Wesley
Severus Snape
Luna lovegood
Draco Malfoy
Narcissa Malfoy
Bellatrix Lestrange
Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Tony Stark
Steve Rogers
Loki Laufeyson
Natasha Romanoff
Wanda Maximoff
Vision
Miles Morales
Gwen Stacy
Miguel O'hara
Star Wars
Anakin Skywalker
Luke Skywalker
Leia Skywalker
Padmé Amidalla
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Han solo
Lando Calrissian
Rey
Kylo Ren
Diabolik lovers
Ayato Sakamaki
Laito Sakamaki
Kanato Sakamaki
Azusa Mukami
Shu Sakamaki
Kou Mukami
Yuma Mukami
Reiji
Cordelia
Ruki Mukami
Yui Komori
Subaru Sakamaki
Carla Tsukinami
Kou Mukami
Shin Tsukinami
Richter
Natasha, Pierre And the great comet of 1812
Pierre Bezukhov
Natasha Rostova
Marya Dmitriyevna
Fedya Dolokhov
Anatole Kuragin
Hamilton
Angelica Schuyler
Aaron Burr
Alexander Hamilton
George III
Marquis De Lafayette
George Washington
Peggy Schuyler
Thomas Jefferson
John Laurens
James Madison
Hercules Mulligan
Maria Reynolds
Eliza Schuyler
Philip Hamilton
Interview with the vampire
Lestat De Lioncourt
Louis De Pointe du Lac
Claudia De pointe du Lac
Aarmand
HOND
Claude Frollo
Phoebus
Esmerelda
Arcane
Jinx
Vi
Sevika
Caitlyn
Jayce
Viktor
Silco
Ambessa Medarda
Wicked
Elpheba
Fieyro
The outsiders
Darry
Sodapop
Ponyboy
Dally
Johnny
Two-bit
Steve
Cherry
Marsha
Curly
Tim Shepherd
Angela Shepherd
Voltron
Axca
Romelle
Klance
Allurance
Gotham (2016)
Jerome Valeska
Jeremiah Valeska
Bruce Wayne
Selena Kyle
AHS
Tate Langdon
Violet Harmon
Lana Winters
Kit Walker
Jimmy Darling
Micheal Langdon
MPHFPC
Enoch O'connor
Anastasia
Anastasia Romanov
Dimitryi
Gleb Vagonof
Black Butler
Alois Trancy
Ciel Phantomhive
Claude Faustus
Sebastian Michaelis
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 2 months
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i wanna be a witch that lives in a creepy cottage in the woods and the local kids are terrified of. I wanna be a ghost story that parents warn kids that if their naughty I'll come get them.
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Natasha, say you were the Ladybug Holder, partnered with a Black Cat Holder and you had to assemble a team- who would you potentially call in as an ally and what Miraculous would you give them
Natasha
"Uhm, that's a difficult one. Logic says I should avoid involving people I know too well, maybe even use the Horse to recruit a team from outside of Achefall but... that doesn't seem very feasible. I need to pick people I can trust and I don't have such a big social circle.
"I can see Maris' point in that she wants more or less fix kwami-Holder pairs, so everyone can get comfortable with one power-set. But to be honest, I feel like if it was up to me, I might go for a smaller core-team, and give them Miraculous based on who is available and what is needed at the moment. Kwami swaps tend to happen anyway, and sometimes Maris even forced to recruit bystanders as one-time Holders, so doing it this way might help to make things more flexible, and hiding the actual size of the team could be nice too.
"Let's see... one person I'd surely recruit if they were willing would be Kris. There would be no sense not to- I know them enough to trust them. They are an adult, so they could use their powers more. And they're already involved with the Miraculous, they were since childhood. They're pretty good at improvisation, so I think they could get a lot of use from the Goat. If we needed more raw strength, they could also use the Dragon... they like swords, or at least I know they did as a kid. And if things were dire enough, they could back us up with the Snake... uh, on a second thought, maybe they wouldn't be that thrilled to have a time travel Miraculous. But it works pretty differently than the Rabbit, so they might be fine with it.
"Depending on the circumstances, I might try to get Sonya on my team. She already proved herself very capable, but of course I'd understand if she said no. Probably wouldn't be a very good idea to give her the Turtle again, even though the villains already know some of our team's identities, so it might be pointless to worry about that. But she could also use the Ox that works kinda similar, or maybe the Tiger would fit her too.
"It would be probably a bit too reckless to involve someone who is basically living with me, but maybe Saiyuki could be a good fit for the Fox or the Bee? Not sure why, it's just a hunch.
"Naota loves to do things for people just to make them happy, they would be probably a good fit for the Pig... wait, maybe they wouldn't be that comfortable to weaponize people's desires against them. Then maybe the Dog would work better, and Erica could have the Pig instead.
"Fletcher likes birds and sometimes it feels like he... I don't know, wants to prove himself I guess? So the Rooster might fit him well.
"I recall Hikaru mentioning once that in their childhood games she played pretend as a hero with lightning powers, so she'd probably enjoy the Dragon. If a sneakier approach was needed, I think she'd manage the Bee well too.
"Justin is a baseball player, so either the Dog or the Monkey could work well for him, since both of those requires throwing skills.
"Let's see, we're left with the Horse, Rabbit and Mouse. I feel like Eva could do well with any of those."
[[Eva belongs to Tsukiyomaru/Arcade Rabbit. I'm not sure if he can be found here, otherwise I'd tag him properly.]]
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