Tim: Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.
Duke: I fucking guess.
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I'm not treating mental disorders as personality traits, you dumb asshole!
Come and say that to my face, you coward!
I hope that you know that you're a piece of shit!
I have my own mental issues and this is pissing me off, you stupid mofo!
Not everyone has the same experiences with mental issues as you have!
Not everyone has the same mental issues as you have!
Asshole!
I'm talking about anon from tsams confessions..
I'm not apologizing for what I wrote because it went too far..
You're just egotistical prick, anon!
And also coward at that!
Stfu! I hope you realize that you're terrible!
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Just wanna warn you, sag and wga are anti ai
that’s good. fuck ai.
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Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...
Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?
Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?
Goon #1: I put my own shit back.
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Headcanon: Mc swearing problem
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Mc: WHAT ?! Oh my go-
Simeon simplicity being there
Mc: .... gosh... Oh my gosh.
Diavolo: Yes, because *saying one of the most strange things on the 3 world*
Mc: Seriously ? What the Hel-
Diavolo: ?
Mc: Heck... What the Heck.
*Cuddling with one of the brothers*
Mc: It's so nice, I fell like I'm in heav-
Mc: ...
Brother: Fell like ?
Mc: Nothing.
*Some day after*
Diavolo: It's just me or MC change their sentence at the last second ?
Lucifer: I noticed the same thing
Solomon: *laughing*
Every one else: ?
Solomon: Oh nothing. It's just a human problem.
*In another room*
Solomon: Hello MC.
Mc: Oh my fucking God. Oh Jesus Chris. For the love of God.
TELL ME HOW TO SWEAR, SOLOMON!
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Had some thoughts about the war from "Hyrule Warriors" when it comes to Linked Universe. That wolf Midna is riding is totally Twilight, so what if it was a post LU Twilight pfpfpf
He was not prepared for the gremlin that was young Time
Not that lacking that comparison helped Warriors any
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Smiling and giggling and pacing the floor because Joel’s gone and gotten himself engaged in an old school, honest-to-god classic prank war with motherfuckin’ Etho of Etho’s Lab—this guy doesn’t just build something silly in your base and call it a day, no no no—he’s got to have layers of propaganda and misdirection and gaslighting on top of it! Anything less would be an insult to his opponent, after all!
Please rise to the challenge Joel SmallishBeans I know you have what it takes please escalate you know you wanna it would be amazing
It took Doc ten years to land an anvil kill on Etho, I bet Joel could do better
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