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kael-writ · 3 months

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The funniest thing about relapse dreams is that in a dream I will just be drinking and all of a sudden remember that Im actually sober now as if I got tricked and just mistakenly stumbled into drinking by accident, whoops, I forgot, shit there goes my streak

#relapse dreams #addiction #addiction humor #alcohol #sobriety #addiction recovery #relapse dream #dreams #relapse

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apocalyp-tech-a · 2 months

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There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead! TECH LIVES!!!

@eclec-tech 😂 @allmytechlivesandBBmutuals

#tech lives #tech the bad batch #star wars #the bad batch #tech tbb #star wars meme #star wars humor #princess bride #the bad batch season 3 speculation #tech addiction i loves him #bring him back you cowards!

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bloodielavender · 8 months

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me staring at my blades every time something goes even remotely wrong

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mywastelandperfection · 5 months

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I mean the dude ain't wrong

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craftykap · 2 months

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Meme Monday

On this Monday of Mondays, I thought I would share some funny crochet memes to brighten up your day. These were all found on my Pinterest this morning!

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mrspeetamellark · 8 months

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#fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic life #ao3 #ao3 meme #ao3 memes #funny #humor #fanfic meme #fanfic authors #fanfic addict #edit by me #edit by mrspeetamellark #meme #memes #relatable

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moomoocowmaid · 2 months

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I’m going to give myself a chronic heart disease—I see four people left in a Battle Royale, and my heart starts beating like I’m an F1 race car

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mastmalangs-blog · 2 months

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#desiblr #desi shit posting #desi memes #desi humor #funnytumblr #tumblr addict

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tradflowr · 8 months

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I’m addicted to SSRI’s.

I know. Gasp. Well, here’s the story.

When I was 13, I was sent to a counsellor by the headmaster at my school. He reported that I had low mood, was overly anxious, and was displaying symptoms of OCD.

I was a 13 year old going through puberty. I was a 13 year old girl who had been forced into the ‘top set’ at school and therefore was continuously held to an impossibly high-standard. I was a 13 year old girl.

The counsellor then referred me to my general practitioner, who in turn prescribed me a medication called Sertraline, and another called Propranolol.

My parents were convinced that it would be the best thing for me. I was just confused and annoyed that I now had to wake up an hour earlier than usual before school to eat breakfast, a meal that I usually skipped.

I will never forget the first week. I was a zombie. I felt no emotion; not hunger or thirst or sadness or happiness. I was constantly dizzy. I had headaches 24/7. I slept for 16-20 hours per day and was still tired whenever I woke up.

After three weeks of symptoms, I became ‘normal’ again. Not better than I was before starting the medication, but better than I was in the first 3 weeks of taking it.

I’m now old enough to realise that the medication that made me feel so terrible was the very same one that was later praised for making me feel so much ‘better’.

I’m now 20 years old.

I have been on a continuous prescription of SSRI’s since I was 13. And thanks to the doctor who has pressured me for so long to stay on them, I’m terrified to give them up.

Tomorrow I start the gradual withdrawal process. I’ve found a new doctor who understands why I don’t want to be medicated anymore and supports my decision wholeheartedly.

I know that God will be on my side through this.

Pray for me.

Thanks for reading. If anybody can relate to being forced onto prescription medication at a young age, I’m sorry. God bless you ✝️💖

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omegalomania · 1 year

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hey gang what time is it its time for another joe trohman podcast. this actually came out like a month ago but i missed it until isa linked it to me and because i like doing these heres a highlights reel

the host says he appreciates that joe opened the book with the question of whether or not satan fucked his wife to which joe replies "well you know, when you have kids, sometimes you wonder that. you truly wonder what are these demons. i love my children btw they're phenomenal."

sometimes it does get tiring playing the same songs over and over. joe says that "thnks fr th mmrs" has a really good energy and tempo that keeps it exciting to play live

he talks about playing a really short iheartradio christmas show pre-pandemic and nobody in the crowd knew "sugar we're goin down" since they were only familiar with the more recent hits like "centuries" and "uma thurman" and joe said that it made him fall in love with sugar all over again in a weird way ldjfldkfd

he laments recently getting the chance to see wu-tang, nas, and busta rhymes at the hollywood bowl but he didn't go

his love language is giving gifts! he got his brother a custom drum set (which his mom attempted to throw out)

he reiterates that when writing the book he didn't want to be mean to any of his bandmates cause he likes them and thats not what the book is about! the host makes a joke: "like how you guys had that threesome with simple plan...i understand, you don't wanna get into that!" joe is offended that he clearly doesn't know how many guys are in simple plan. "there's more than three guys in there! the orgy was far larger than you give it credit!"

he doesnt remember any other names that the band could have been called but he does think fall out boy is a pretty terrible name for a band. "i can't believe i'm in a band called fall out boy."

discussions of the band origin and how joe funded it with his bar mitzvah money ("fall out boy, funded by judaism!") but when asked about financial gains from the band he says they all split everything evenly and it's one of the things that's helped them last this long

talking about scott ian and the damned things and he talks about how managing a supergroup is like herding cats because everyone is so busy with their respective groups. he says he'd LOVE to do a third damned things record though!

he talks about how weird it was to have this boy band aspect to them when they were at their peak pre-hiatus, because they were all hardcore kids and punk kids.

he recalls that around this time patrick asked their manager, with visible concern, "are we...the nsync to panic at the disco's backstreet boys?"

he's glad that they've outgrown that and kept pushing forward and looking forward, and by now they're no longer a boy band. "we're a man band!"

he thinks it's kind of neat to see the emo movement of the aughts become nostalgic and cool now ("it was not fucking cool when we were doing it [...] we stuck around for long enough to Not Be Lame"), but it's a big thing for fall out boy that they do not want to be a nostalgia act and they want to keep making new albums.

the host semi-jokingly says "so you and panic at the disco are not gonna go out on tour, is what you're saying." joe says "no" very flatly and i lose my shit.

he denies that fall out boy is working on any specific new music. he says they're just piecing things together organically and that no real album has coalesced. (note: this episode aired 11/12, ~2 weeks before the fob8 tribune ad)

he talks a bit about working with brian posehn on the axe and how much he loved doing it! he calls the whole story a metaphor for dealing with pain and trauma and the different ways there are to confront that stuff. he said the axe is coming out as a trade "soon" so people who don't have a subscription to heavy metal can read it

his first concert was tom petty and the heartbreakers when he was 10 or 11

he says the two things that matter most for a band's live show are the drummer and the singer. he then proceeds to be extremely sweet about patrick and andy.

"patrick, he's incredible, he's so gifted, and he's worked so hard with his voice lessons and figuring out how to sing from the diaphragm properly, and he really knows how to work through when he's sick and having real issues, so he's quite a trooper."

"and andy is just a great drummer. when he thinks he's had a bad day i'm like...yeah. sure. i don't think you know what that is."

he did not get laid in high school. first time was in a shared tour bus, listening to testament (a thrash metal band), when he was 19. (they never saw each other again)

since testament was the soundtrack the host asks if he ever gets a reaction whenever joe hears chuck billy (testament's lead vocalist). joe says without missing a beat, "when i see him i do, that's for sure."

he is an avid bowler. he has a wristguard and a spare ball and he used to take lessons. he calls it great stress relief!

#fall out boy #joe trohman #*making poasts #the pros of this podcast is that joe is zooming the whole time so u can see his pretty pretty face #the cons is that the hosts make some pretty off color remarks lol #joe is very gracious with them though he plays it off pretty well #i just rly rly love joe talking about this kind of stuff like i appreciate his approach #hes very empathetic and i envy that #hes also so glib and candid and approaches everything w humor and i Relate To That #lot of talk about mental health and addiction and trauma and stuff and a lot of it was rly insightful #but this is just the cliff notes so im mostly grabbing the zingers here #ty isa for alerting me of this!!

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floating-ocean · 2 months

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Me at 3am.

#food #burger #love #3am thoughts #3am things #hungry #always hungry #patrick star #chill vibes #addiction #lol #gif #me rn #why am i like this #spongebob #humor #funny #funny memes #me #big sad

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kael-writ · 2 months

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Me: I never liked going to bars even when I was drinking

bestie: well you were really good at it! (going to bars)

Me: yea cuz I was an alcoholic 😂

#addiction humor #alcohol #alcoholism #love this man so much holy shit

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apocalyp-tech-a · 5 months

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Please enjoy this old and ridiculous meme I made that I found in my folder and forgot to post back when Season 2 ended. Too bad I didn't see it in October. 😆

#tech the bad batch #tech tbb #star wars #the bad batch #meme #star wars humor #tech is alive #tech lives #we have spoken #where the KRIFF is season 3 #tech addiction i loves him #young frankenstein #puttin' on the techz #trooper duper!#mel brooks

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nocternalrandomness · 5 months

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#Aviation humor #Cartoon #illustration #Airshow addiction #avgeek

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alwaysbewoke · 2 months

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mrspeetamellark · 5 months

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#fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic addict #fanfic readers #fanfic humor #fanfic reader #fanfic meme #fanfiction memes #meme #memes #bookworm #humor #bookworm humor #reading #reading addict

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