#but dick never stops

[wondersinwaynemanor]

you think Dick Grayson is done with the Barbie era?

absolutely not.

as a nepo baby, he attended the Barbie premiere without a single drop of sweat to spare. he managed to steal the show with his charming smile and flowing hair plus match it with his effortless, flamboyant style. women and men went crazy for him when they saw him on the red carpet, even asking for a photo and his signature as if he was part of the film.

Dick Grayson has a huge crush on Ken and he insists he is Barbie, not Ken. pleaseee.

Dick's younger siblings question him because he hasn't stopped singing the Barbie songs, he hasn't stopped wearing his pink sunglasses, he hasn't stopped wearing pink eyeshadow, and he hasn't stopped talking about the film. mind you, he has Barbie World as his phone ringtone.

so when you hear Officer Dick Grayson and Nightwing's ringtones, don't take him seriously. you sing with him instead.

#this just came to me #mind you steph was also in her barbie era #but dick never stops #dick grayson headcanon #dick grayson prompt #dick grayson #nightwing #barbie #batfamily #dc comics #yel chronicles

[batcavescolony]

Jason: I don't think Dick and Tim have what it takes to kill someone

Damian: tt no, they could never

Dick: *literally killed the joker, one alt universe version has killed the bats* ha ha yeah

Tim: *has like 3 alt versions that are murderers, has committed attempted murder, and definitely has a body count because of RR* oh yeah we don't have what it takes

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #nightwing #damian wayne #red hood #let them go crazy they deserve alittle murder as a treat #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorect batfam #Bruce: (knowing damn well if dick and tim started killing theyd never stop and theyd be hard to take down) lets change the topic

[brie-annwyl]

YALL

BRUCE GETTING DE- AGED AND JUST BEING ATTACHED AT JASONS HIP

Jason trying to leave multiple times and Bruce is almost in tears like “are you leaving me? 😢” and Jason’s like fuckkkkkkkkkk.

Imagine baby Bruce being the only version of Bruce able to communicate, but because he’s a child he cannot read social cues that well. Dick and Jason get into an argument over something stupid and baby Bruce is like “is this my fault? I’m sorry. I love you.” And it will be the ONLY time they ever hear those 3 terms in the same conversation with their dad.

Baby Bruce would definitely be VERY physically affectionate. He’s always wanting to hold Jason’s hand or hug him and when Jason finally gets fed up and asks about why he’s being so affectionate.

“This is the only time you’ll let me love you.”

I WILL DIEEEEEEEE

WHY IS MY BRAIN DOING THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEE

#bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #batfam #batfamily #baby Bruce Wayne #Jason almost cried when Bruce says he loves him #he also lets Bruce cuddle and hug him #and he swears he’s never seen Bruce look so happy in his life #they make me feel things #please make it stop

[dykedivorce]

We Gave 6 Comedians An Enemy With An Alliterative Name And You'll Never Guess What They Did With It (ep 1 - 10)

#genuinely a bit that gives and gives and never stops giving. to me #siobhan is so good at this i love when she plays cunty adaine #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high #dimension 20 #rewatched their first meeting with chipotle chesterville to get the cap of brennan saying the name right #and they were suchhh funny assholes!! i need 20 more hours of the bad kids being dicks to everyone thats vaguely mean around them

[minnow-doodle-doo]

I redid my designs for older Damian and Dick in the Sons of Anarchy AU.

#dc #dc comics #nightwing #dick grayson #damian wayne #my art #soa au #Its so much fun to draw for this au agian #I never stopped thinking about it

[arguablysomaya]

BONUS:

Part: ????

#i will never stop doing these #batfam #dc universe #dcu #batman #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #batfam memes #DC comics #dc #DC Universe #incorrect dcu #incorrect batfam quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batkids #clark kent #superfamily #superman #1k

[echosbento]

AU where Jason lived, but only barely. People know that Jason is alive, tragically injured in a villain attack, but alive. Thing is, they don't know that the second Robin is alive. Bruce tells anyone that asks, the kid is alive, but he never says he's fine because Jason isn't fine, he's traumatized and disabled and angry that he had his choice to be a vigilante taken from him, but he's clear that the kid is alive. People don't believe Bruce though, they think he's in denial, because it's clear to anyone who had ever seen the two together that Batman saw Robin as his son. It becomes common knowledge that the second Robin died, there are even conspiracy theories that he died saving Jason's life, and Batman was too distraught by this to ever really accept his death. So when Tim meets Bats, he too thinks the second Robin is dead, it's the only explanation he can think of anyways, because no new vigilante ever showed up like after the first Robin disappeared. And then Bruce takes him to the manor, and Jason is just sat on the couch, mending Dick's costume because his useless himbo older brother can't keep a costume intact for twenty minutes, and he sees Tim and he gasps all fake dramatic "You're finally letting me meet my replacement?!" And Tim goes through all the stages of grief at once as he realizes he never once even considered Jason being the second Robin, not even after he found out Batman was Bruce Wayne.

The potential, Jason loving Dick but hating him at the same time because Jason was forced into retirment and Dick gets to pick and choose when he wants to be a vigilante. Bruce realizing how few rights permanently disabled people have and deciding to fight to fix it and Jason yelling at him for not caring until it was his family being effected. Jason realizing if he ever loses Bruce's support he's totally screwed because he can't do any of what he used to to keep himself alive anymore, and breaking down because how could he possibly help the people like him when he couldn't even help himself anymore? Jason being obsessively over protective of Tim and every sidekick who comes after him because he's terrified one of them will end up like him and they're just kids they don't deserve that. Jason overworking himself because he's convinced if he just Tries Harder he can get past his disabilities, but slowly learning his new limits and accepting them. Just, permanently disabled Jason man.

#batman #jason todd #batfam #dick grayson #tim drake #disability #injury #bruce wayne #me projecting onto Jason #i'll never forget the day I realized I couldn't do the same work to feed myself anymore #and if my parents decided to stop paying for my lunch again #i would just die #that breakdown was BAD

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 201

So, Danny is definitely not running from a cop right now. 

He’s also not been de-aged to like, eight years old or something and is running from said cop after hitting him in the kneecaps after he got caught maybe stealing a tire. Jazz- currently like twelve- would be so disappointed if that was the case after all, ha… 

Oh Ancients both Jordan and Ellie (currently turned mini like he was) will laugh at him if he got caught and needed to be bailed out! He just needed a couple of tires to sell dangit! And no one would care if he stole a cop’s tires, this place’s police were all corrupt anyway if word on the street was to go by! 

Go away, he was just trying to get money for food dangit! 

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Dick is just concerned for the small child who is running around with a knife in their back and trying to steal tires #De aged Danny #De aged Dan #De Aged Ellie #De Aged Jazz #The dannys are currently triplets lol #They are in fact in Bludhaven and not Gotham at the moment #They found part of a half built building that’s been abandoned for like an entire year at this point #It is now their home after they fixed it up a bit #Jazz was in fact very upset with Danny but also relieved he was okay #Until she sees the knife #”Ooh that’s why the police dude was trying to get me to stop running oops” #”DANNY!” #Dick can never let his siblings know he lost a literal 5 year old #It’s too late Barbara saw Everything

[punkeropercyjackson]

"This is the gender fuckery and cis+ website"You guys can't even handle trans people who don't want to physically transition

#no because this literally ruined my first best friendship after i grew up friendless my whole life💀she sxually harrased me with bodyshaming #and the worst part is that it wasn't even her saying i'll never be a man i'm bigender and super femme and THAT'S why i want to stay afab #but she refused to understand me!!!she expected my femininity to be the same as a cisgirls and my manhood the same as binary trans dudes' #i explained my gender SO MANY TIMES and she used 'she' 'accidentally' even though her fuckass also called me 'a girl in a he/him kinda way' #she saw my bigenderness and genderfluidity as a fucking joke instead of who i actually am just because i don't want t or surgeries bc gnc #and i told her both those things too but here we are!!BE NORMAL ABOUT TRANS PEOPLES BODIES AND STOP BEING A DICK EVEN IF YOU'RE ALSO TRANS #trans #transgender #transmasc #transmasculine #bigender #genderfluid #trans men #demigirl #ftm #transfem #trans women #nonbinary #agender #demiboy #transneutral #transmascfem #black femme #genderqueer #xenogender #catgender #dragongender #ghostgender #💌 #summerposting

[tastycitrus]

there's an alternate timeline where the new 52 reboot kept all three batgirls but retconned all the robins except for dick, who went back to being robin with nightwing banned from being mentioned at all

#batman #batgirl #barbara gordon #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #dick grayson #the trade off is that cass’s personality gets derailed and completely ruined by bad writing #while steph changes personality every time she has a new writer and no one knows what to do with her #so not too far off from what actually happened to them *shot* #other things: dick never gets to move on from the robin title. he's just robin forever #when the other batboys are reintroduced they're given different identities instead of robin with new backstories #barbara gets shot in the head as if being shot in the spine wasn't enough and suffers her own ric grayson arc #steph comes out as bi and starts dating some random girl (not cass) while also dumping and ghosting tim for like a year #right after she received memories of their pre-flashpoint selves and confessed her undying love for him #cass stops using the one thing she's most known for (her martial arts) in favor of like. hooks. in reference to the end of her solo series

[confused-wanderer]

Everyone gets terrified when they see Dick put on the Cape and go into downright brooding shadow death aura mode, capturing Bruce’s scowl and glare to an uncanny extent.

They don’t know that the real reason Nightwing had to get real good real fast at transforming into batman is because in his early batman days he accidentally smiled while trying to talk down this guy from blowing up a building.

They made eye contact for a split second, before the guy burst into tears. He then proceeded to rip off the bomb, throw up, faint, wake up, throw up again before immediately running for the window of the 45th floor of a building.

#it doesn’t help that this all happened in the span of fifteen seconds #dick was frozen in shock the whole time #yeah his reflexes were sharp and all #but none of them prepared him for THIS situation #he was stuck between trying to revert back to nightwing mode and call out to him #however saying “hey buddy!” while in the batman suit #after the visceral reaction the man gave just being SMILED at #he was confusion #man checked himself into Arkham later #the therapist told dick to stop smiling and be friendly #he was scaring them so much more #and they were going insane at higher rates #Harley dropped in on him later and asked if he was okay #the others can never know #batman #jason todd #nightwing #dick grayson #tim drake #red hood #batfam #damian wayne #bruce wayne #headcanons #dick Grayson as batman #robin #harley quinn

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Roy and Dick being divorced parents and fighting for custody of the team is actually incredibly accurate to the og Teen Titans comics. Those two had beef on sight.

Also Wally being INCREDIBLY DISTRAUGHT over their fighting is fantastic and I love it.

"Don't drag Wally into this!" - Small bird man who doesn't want to lose his BFF in the divorce

#Dick: 😠😤👿 #Roy: 🤬🤬🤬 #Wally: 🥺😭🥺 #fantastic. 10/10. love to see it. #definitely updated for the modern era but surprisingly accurate #obviously they never fought over live streaming but the two had INTENSE power struggles #and that was immediate #they really fucking hated each other at first #and Wally and Donna were the two trying to calm things down but Wally was more like 'pls be chill. pls stop hitting each other-' #and donna was more like 'i will knock you both unconscious if you don't shut up' #i love donna and wally. they were the mediators of the team and they both had radically different ways of doing that #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #roy harper #speedy #arsenal #red arrow #robin #dick grayson #batman #nightwing #teen titans #titans

[raeofgayshine]

Bruce Wayne, drunk and full on Brucie mood in the middle of a gala: You know, that accent doesn’t really fit in around here. It’s cute. Where are you from?

Clark, internally debating every life choice that led him to this moment: I’m from Smallville. Kansas.

Bruce, leaning closer to Clark with a flirty smile: Oh you’re cute and funny. You know, I like that in a man.

Clark, very confused but trying to just go along with it: Thank you??

Bruce: I mean, everyone knows that Kansas isn’t real but I do always enjoy a good laugh.

Clark: What.

Bruce: What? Everyone knows that Kansas was made up for Wizard of Oz.

Clark, unsure if Bruce is fucking with him or if he’s just really deep into this dumb act: Bruce, Kansas is a real place. It’s one of the 50 states that make up America.

Bruce, tilting his head a little confused: There’s 50 states? Since when?

#ravenpuff rambles #bruce wayne #Clark Kent #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #superbat #if you want to read it like that I mean Bruce is definitely flirting with Clark #and annoying him at the same time but really that’s just their relationship #anyways shout out to my sister who texted me ‘You think Bruce pretends Kansas isn’t real to annoy Clark?’ #haven’t been able to stop thinking about that since then #The thing is Bruce absolutely went into this as just a way to fuck with Clark but he got drunk and maybe leaned in a bit too hard #and then the next thing he knows he’s waking up to the news story ‘Bruce Wayne shocked to find out Kansas is real’ #*cuts to video of a distraught Bruce looking at Clark’s phone where Clark has a map of the US up* #‘See there’s Kansas’ #Bruce: ‘My whole life has been a lie?’ *looks to the camera* ‘Dick Dick did you know that Kansas was *real*’ #Dick snickering: ‘Yeah B they taught us that in school’ #Bruce: ‘Why didn’t anyone tell me?’ #His kids never fucking let him live it down nor do any of them believe Bruce when he tries to defend himself and say he knew Kansas was real #all along. They just pat his arm and go ‘Sure you did B’ #Brucie Wayne my beloved himbo of a man

[detectiveforfree]

young superheroes train mind and bodies

more meme redraws with boys

og->

#wally west #dick grayson #dick & wally #kid flash #robin #i am 100% sure someone drew all the memes with the boys but it never stops me #cause memeredraws are theraupetic xD and fun

[starphenie]

whenever i think of how nikki's personality has changed from her first game to her latest i get so emotional.. bring back silly lazy genki girl nik </3

#they grow up so fast #shining nikki #nikki up2u #shining nikki fanart #nikki #my art #going thru an incomprehensible number of time loops will change you fr #not to be a momo sympathizer but i imagine one day he woke up and she was suddenly so patient and mature. lost all her airheadedness #had no interest in her usual hobbies. and he never figured out why while she was on time loop. number 100 or something #like yes nikki’s lacking in personality because she’s the mc and it makes for a more immersive story but HC WISE after trying so many times #and experiencing the same thing over and over again u probably stop trying a bit and start observing #just smiling and nodding #WHENEVER u go visit her house in sn and shes dicking around eating chips and practicing her dance routine or whatever THAT is nikki #not bending over backwards to help people or thinking of her next move.. shes spiritually never taken off her goofy rubber boots ok #shes just a lil different now. because of the time traveling #and the death

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Terry meeting the Batkids (via magic or time shenanigans, who cares): Man, isn't being Batman AWESOME or what!!!

Dick, Jason, Tim & Damian: *all visibly wincing in discomfort*

Cass: *nodding head vigorously*

Duke and Steph: *munching on snacks from the sidelines*

#batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra cain #tim drake #duke thomas #stephanie brown #damian wayne #terry mcginnis #batman beyond #i will never stop laughing #at the fact #that only two of Bruce's kids #actually wanna be batman #holds gun to dc's head #make cass the new batman or else #yes i am aware that not all the batkids #got to be batman #terry's just confused #dreamer queue