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craw-dacious · 5 months
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Review of the making of the map by fox_pitch
I'm new to marauders, this is the second fic I've read.
Summary: I liked this fic, a lot. It was a fun read and I really liked the progression of both Wolfstar and James/Lili (is it Jilly? I can’t remember). A bit less angsty than what I usually read and some parts felt underbaked, but the author kept my attention INCREDIBLY. I stayed up about four hours later than I usually do binge reading this. Very good.
SPOILERS BELOW BEWARE BEWARE
Since chapters are shorter ill do bigger recaps infrequently throughout, but still little chapter notes
Chapter one
YES THEY’RE NOT GAY YET
Cannot wait to see this unfold <3333
Aw they’re so cute, definitely a wolf star focus
I hope this goes through seventh year so I can see James and lily play out
Chapter two
Why did I not process its the first day of term thats wild and crazy
Ok so lily still is buddies with Snape which tracks timeline wise I guess
Do they pants him at the end of the fifth or sixth year I can’t remember
I am confused on the lily dynamic tbh what does she think of the group
Chapter three
This one kinda ate, im liking the short chapters I get more invested in each part of the story
Obviously I know they’re not just gonna kill off Peter, but him dying in the shack did cross my mind
I wonder when lupin gets the potion stuff
Chapter four
MURDER MYSTORY??? HOW FUN
I hope remus gets over himself soon how was Sirius supposed to know how intense the situation was bruh
Blanket statement that I apologize for all shitty teenage boy behavior they need to chill
Chapter five
Calling him inbred is hilarious Im liking remus’s pov
Hes gay James stop
Literally he’s gonna go be ur wingman be happy
Good chapter very chill
RECAP FIRST FIVE CHAPTERS
I like the silliness thats been in this so far. I am NOT liking that remus and Sirius aren’t talking to each other. Is it a narrative device? Absolutely. But I despise it so much.
I think Sirius’ characterization is very good so far, I’m surprised they haven’t fleshed out the Regulus stuff more yet. Hopefully will get his pov soon
God I hope this is a save reggie fic cmon
I really hope this passage is the one to honey dukes.
Im sure the plots about to pick up more since they’re actually making the map
Chapter six
If I was lily I would’ve folded so fucking fast bruh
Like I know he’s annoying but like he’s cute, and likes her so much, and is clearly like progressive what is the problem
Anyway, sirius needs to chill if he wants to be gay
Chapter seven
Closet time closet time its time to be emotional in the closetttt
Calling him a cat is funny
Sirius is my fave because he’s also like a fixer upper with issues but he’s not EVILL he just has trauma
And he actually wants to be the best version of himself yk (unlike some dumb ass fucking bitches I know)
Chapter eight
SHE DID NOT JUST CRUCIO HIM
Cradling his head
Sirius licking him
God can marlene just fucking kill herself please
Chapter nine
Honestly there is no world in which I wouldnt feel awkward with my friends jokingly offering to kiss me as a form of like emotional comfort like thats not normal
Like my best friend gave me a big hug after I broke up with my ex she’s not gonna go “oh haha idk what else to do other than make out with you lol lol.” Sirius what the fuck
Anyway I love to see the lily and James bonding but I can tell it makes remus feel lonelier
Wonder if we’re gonna get Peter development at all
Chapter ten
I dont even want to write uodates anymore because im liking the fic too much
Hes so stressed abt being gay I thought he already knew he was gay bruh Sirius is clueless obvi
Chapter 11
JUMPSCARE FANART BAD BAD FANART ITS TERRIBLE
Love how the maps coming together
This is not going over well with Sirius im sure
12
Ok so bed making out
Im so fucking horny I need to make out with someone STAT
Preferably someone with a penis bc it confirms they like me but tbh I don’t give a shit
Its 1:12 am
So it did go over well with Sirius. I expected some internalized homophobia or something but he’s actually being chill for once
OKAYYYYYYY RECAP TO CHAPTER TWENTY ONE 💋💋💋
so i got so engrossed in the story that i forgot to write my chapter notes
but so far i feel fantastic about it
LOVE LILY AND JAMES' DYNAMIC ITS SO GOOD
the regulus thing is making me want to kms. i have like no hope for reg redemption bc the fic isn't long enough, and i feel like all that happens will be the murder mystery and MAYBE gay shit
sirius was SO STUPID with marlene like clearly remus has some issues with being open and you need to like discuss,, not make out with some other bitch
also them both being bi is not what i expected? feel like remus should be gay
peters character is... interesting. why are they friends with him. also he has bo gryffy qualities wtf.
Recap AGAIN but not done yet
Ok, the wormhole shit is interesting. Poor elves.
I wonder what happened to them, is this the in between place or whatever?
They’re being too romantic on the battlefield you gotta lock in guys
Also I thought an avada grazing you killed you no matter what
Also Sirius fully used crucio and nobody like cared other than remus. Like no commentary
WHERE’S JAMES BRUH
Hilarious. Peak comedy. Coming back to life and IMMEDIATELY kissing Lily. Her being grossed out. Literally perfect.
Ok the introduction of the OOTP, seems good.
Honestly really like what I’ve seen in the fic, but it’s a bit TOO silly for my tastes. I need more angst.
Like obviously I want Remus and Sirius to be openly gay and in love but it was too easy in this fic, like with Destiel its always SUCH an issue lmao.
TOTAL RECAP:
I liked this fic, a lot. It was a fun read and I really liked the progression of both Wolfstar and James/Lili (is it Jilly? I can’t remember)
I do feel like it was a little too light at times, there wasn’t a whole lot of grey area morally, and a lot of big issues weren’t fully fleshed out. I wish they’d dived into Regulus more, and Snape. I wish they’d addressed Sirius’ use of the Cruiciatus curse, and I wish they’d address Dumbledores failings more directly
Werewolf shit was fantastic to read, the angst, the fear, the violence, the drama. I thought the transformations were excellently done and I really enjoyed the progression of them figuring out the roaming/playing
Hogsmeade passage shut off? Strange.
I did not enjoy that I cannot be sure they are safe. That’s a benefit of post-hog warts fic, if its truly marauders James and Lily often don’t die.
Overall very happy fic. I did love the aggressive use of drunkness as a plot device, I liked Lily’s characterization for the most part, and it was pretty addicting in the middle.
I thought Characterization was good, not fantastic but definitely good. Peter threw me, not very likable. It’s hard to do him correctly and have him add worth to the story, but I just did not like him the whole time, and I felt like Remus and Sirius both didn’t care for him and found him annoying.
7.5/10 <3
My rankings are not supposed to be biased. Horrible shitty fic would get like a one, something readable but bad would get a fourish. Most fics that I read will be around 7-9 simply because I sort by Kudos and get recs from misuss so they’re better quality to begin with.
Great light silly read, with just enough depth to keep it interesting. I could see myself re-reading this fic once I get to know the marauders better.
Also, I do not like the fanart in this fic but I'm sure that's not universal. The artist is credited within the fic but I'd like to tag them here just to acknoledge the hard work that went into it. I checked them out and ADORE some of their other work, this one was just not to my liking. They have some percy jackson shit up that EATS.
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kageyamatobiyogurt · 3 years
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haikyuu boys with crushes
a/n: hey everyone it’s been a minuteeeee IM HAVING WRITERS BLOCK PLS. i really wanted to get stuff out bc i used to post regularly 🥺 and there’s also a bunch of new followers on this acc so i wanted to give something.
this is technically a part two so check out the other posts if you want
part 1
includes: bokuto, akaashi, osamu, atsumu, kenma, 
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bokuto:
a bit of a goofball but he means well
poor baby’s hair droops when you don’t give him enough attention
even a tiny greeting from you at the beginning of class is enough to get him through the day 
he tries to keep his crush a secret but he’s bad at keeping secrets, and a little bad at whispering too 
honestly, you’ll probably be able to figure out his feelings pretty fast 
this one day you pass by him in the halls as he walks next to akaashi 
he’s already beaming at you and waving 
“hi koutaro!” you smiled, waving right back at him 
the fact that you called him by him first name shot another love arrow into his heart 
his smile becomes even wider as you walk closer to him
when you aren’t looking you hear him whisper shout at akaashi, “aKAashi! did you see that! y/n said hi to me!” 
the way he confesses is so cute too pls 
ofc he does it at a game you show up to, he always plays better when you do 
right as he’s rotating back to serve, he turns his head to you and calls out “y/n! i like you! watch this serve!” you’re blushing like crazy but you cheer him on as he aces that very serve
he doesn’t even expect much back, but wowee when you tell him you like him too after the game he feels like he has enough energy for 5 more games 
akaashi: 
he feels like he messes up every time he talks to you 
he keeps stuttering? why? why is his heart beating so fast?? 
in reality, he’s fumbling a lot less than he thinks 
these small stutters and pauses are much more noticeable to him and frankly, you just think it’s more endearing 
he also tends to fall into this habit of touching the nape of his hair when he talks to you 
kind of also can’t look into your eyes because he’s worried he might blurt his feelings out right then and there 
he’ll confess one day after classes and he speaks so softly that you step in closer to hear him
little do you know, you made him catch his breath with that one action
but he phrases it so sweetly i’m crying “y/n, i um, just wanted to tell you that i think you’re lovely”
osamu: 
save him 
poor boy has atsumu as the wingman he didn’t ask for 
i mean atsumu will spot you and just holler, “OY ‘SAMU IT’S-” before he’s cut off with a shove 
he’s torn because he doesn’t want you to think he’s a violent person but he also can’t let atsumu expose him like that 
winds up apologizing profusely pls 
after he pushes atsumu he’s just bringing up a nervous hand to his hair and just sort of going, “y/n please ignore him, he was dropped as a baby” 
when you giggle at their antics he feels his heart jump 
when he’s with you by himself he’s so sweet though 
he tries to study with you but honestly just winds up giving you snacks as you both talk the whole time 
pays attention to when you’re looking tired during class
and if he isn’t sitting near you, he’ll ask fellow classmates to pass you a small candy even if you’re 4 seats forward and 3 seats to the right away 
he winds up confessing by leaving bread from the nearby bakery on your desk with a note
the note says, “eat up y/n” with “i like you” written in small letters 
atsumu: 
this twin lmao 
you’d think he’d be more confident but ohoho, the more his feelings develop he find them slowly more overwhelming 
at first there was a lot of “hi y/n!” whenever he’d see you and he’d internally smile, lowkey congratulating himself 
but the more he realized how kind you were and how pretty you looked he swore his heart would swell every time he looked at you 
maybe osamu gets back at him for being a terrible wingman 
osamu goes, “’tsumu isn’t that y/n-” 
before he finishes atsumu’s eyes are already widening while his head whips in the direction osamu is facing 
osamu is wheezing, but not for too long before atsumu tackles him 
“how could ya do that! ya jerk-”
eventually he accidentally bumps into you and to steady yourself you wind up grabbing onto his uniform jacket and mans turns bright red
something about you holding onto him and looking at him so closely and he blurts, “yer pretty”
mans gets even redder at the realization of what he’s done PLS 
kenma:
he used to look forward to the breaks in between classes mainly to game 
but suddenly he finds himself looking forward to one more thing: you 
he finds himself nervous around you, and not the usual uneasiness he tends to feel with people, this was different 
you made his stomach flip but he also couldn’t seem to run away 
he wanted to talk to you, what music you listened to, wanted to know how your day was. but he felt that he couldn’t just come up to you randomly, and he didn’t know where to start 
for some reason, every glance you threw his way he couldn’t fight the small smile that crept onto his face 
what surprised him was when you sat next to him on the bleachers during gym 
he was doing his usual- avoiding extra exercise- when you sat next to him to take a break 
“what’re you playing?” you asked 
he was thankful for the topic of conversation because talking about his game was easy, he could do this 
you two ended up talking about games even if you didn’t know too much 
this might become a regular occurrence during gym, he’d also share his device with you to let you try sometimes too 
it didn’t even bother him when you’d do better than him 
 soon enough it becomes easier to talk to you, even about more than games 
he just grew to tell you about whatever he was in to and you’d do the same 
kenma would also pay close attention to what you’d mention, remembering all the tiny details, because it was you 
one day he decides to muster enough courage, heart racing as he tries to think of how to tell you 
he finds you in between classes and smiles when you notice him and wave 
he takes a seat next to you, tucking a strand of hair behind his ear 
“so what’s the new game today?” you ask 
“it’s pretty cool actually, look at this,” he says, handing you his device 
within the game, this cute little character’s word bubble says, “y/n i like you so much” 
he’s blushing but he feels calmer at the sight of your bright smile at his words 
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passmethemolly · 4 years
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dteam + friends as old navy employees
 Bad is the manager. a very tired one, but he keeps everyone in check
bad: guys please make sure we’re asking for cards today- we’re behind and-
dream: its georges fault
george: it’s not! i ask and everyone says no-
dream: thats because you aren’t asking them right 
george: how the hell do you ask for a credit card right???
bad is long gone by that point. he’s quietly sitting in the office watching george and dream bicker
he has a photo of his dog on his desk and will smuggle her into the workplace sometimes 
will deal with the difficult customers but will feel bad for being mean even though its his job
sapnap is on the floor bc he can perfect fold things
hates every second of it and always hides in the fitting room or goes up to cash wrap to bother george
purposefully messes up piles of clothes so dream has to refold it
scares tommy whenever he hides in said fitting room
overall, super chill and will go where ever he needs to but folds like a sloth
once caught someone stealing but he didn’t say anything
george is always up at the registers and he absolutely hates it
he will never ever ask people to open up a credit card unless bad is there or unless dream gets put up there with him and they compete against each other
as soon as a customer has an issue with something, george calls bad up to the register to deal with it and he walks away
george will ignore customers and let wilbur take them instead
he steals the candy all the time
dream is tossed around all over the place
doesnt do anything, yet still manages to meet his credit card goal which annoys the fuck out of george and sapnap
he hits george with hangers 
george will always hit him back
the kids are fighting again ft. hangers 
he attracts the weird customers which makes for good stories
he once fell off a ladder and george saw that and he will never let dream live that down
a BOPIS beast- not a single order goes unnoticed by him
sapnap likes to fold the kids clothes since theyre easy and bad never checks kids
dream is a huge wingman to sapnap through the walkies 
dream: sapnap, tell that girl that the boyfriend jeans are 100% off at your place.
sapnap: dude i have a girlfriend 
dream: okay, say it for me then
sapnap: dream im not saying that-
george: will you please shut up i can’t hear anything but you two idiots
alternatively- also the biggest instigator
dream: george, i dare you to not talk to the next customer
george: what? no, i have to it’s literally my job to talk to them-
dream: do it, trust me
george: im not gonna ignore them as i check them out
dream: if you dont, im telling bad that you dont ask to open credit cards and you didn’t count the money from last night and youve been stealing the kitkats
long story short, they got a complaint and george was tasked with cleaning the bathrooms that night as punishment
tommy is in fitting room and he loves it 
he was put there since he was “too aggressive” to be on sales floor
but hes the only person at the store that can open more credit cards than dream due to his aggression 
he gets to go on his phone and drink coke whenever
once locked sapnap in the fitting room for three hours 
whenever he has to return the ‘go back’ clothes, he sprints through the store. he literally runs the clothes. 
once fought a customer that told him he was wrong about a price. 
tommy: HOW IS IT WRONG I SCANNED IT WITH THE FUCKING IPOD AND IT CAME UP THAT PRICE HOW IS IT WRONG
tubbo is holding him back while bad is apologizing to the customer and offering them 70% their entire purchase
wilbur is on register with george and they gossip about the customers 
wilbur is the best dressed there 
everyone swoons for him, which racks up sales since everyone wants to be checked out by the cute cashier
him and george are lowkey the power duo on register 
he cares very much about sizing and taking proper care of the clothes
he drives tommy and tubbo to work
dream and george go get lunch together on their break
dream will occasionally bring george mcdonalds if he feels like it
george, in return, won’t do anything special <3
jk- george just helps dream fold the floor after closing instead of hiding behind the cash wrap counter
george will always bring dream a starbucks cookie on fridays
one time, bad wouldn’t let george wear one of his supreme shirts and he had to wear dreams hoodie to cover it up
techno is a ghost at this old navy. hes never scheduled to work but when he comes it- everything is perfectly folded and they have a spike in customer satisfaction- but people rarely see him do these things
small rivalry between dream and techno obviously 
they will always make a competition out of everything
always a closing time employee- he never opens the store. 
dream is obsessed with how he perfect folds and will stalk him around the store when he does work
techno just wants to work tbh  
tubbo is in fitting room with tommy 
hes more…passive… with the customers 
will always wish everyone a nice day even if they leave the room a mess
will take the time to clean each room while tommy sprints in and out with his arms full of clothes
does whatever tommy wants to do
except when it comes down to who is cleaning the bathrooms at closing time- then its a battle
(just rock paper scissors) 
tubbo and dream sometimes trade places, but tubbo always goes back to the fitting room since he has no idea how the sales floor works 
dream ROCKS old navy clothes 
he abuses the fuck out of his employee discount 
sometimes he’ll get george to give him a bigger discount 
george always wears stuff with brands even though its against dress code (he will not give up his hypebeast shirts) 
bad will let it slide most of the time but not all the time yk?
sapnap shoves his phone into clothes and plays games 
on the quiet days- everyone is on sales floor except tommy. tommy is forbidden from being on sales floor.  
tommy watches from afar as his friends slap each other with hangers and talk shit about the public
his time will come. he will get out of the fitting room
at closing time, dream and george hide in a blind spot and talk for the rest of their shift
sapnap: can you guys please stop flirting and go fold in mens? bad says if we fold everything we can leave early-
dream throws a bundle of socks at sapnap 
george wants to be on sales floor so bad, he complains about register everyday
dream wants to be on register since sales floor is boring to him
bad wont let them switch 
tommy, tubbo, and wilbur always start fights with george, dream, and sapnap
a ‘war’ broke out one night when they were closing
bad made them stay an extra two hours to refold the entire store since they trashed it
george once parkoured over a jean table
sapnap is always friendly to the customers and will ask them how theyre doing as soon as he sees them
scares the shit out the customers at the same time. he’s a ninja
tommy got out of the fitting room once and hid in a rack of dresses so bad couldn’t find him
bad just wants people to open up credit cards
sapnap would bring his girlfriend in a lot and now bad is considering hiring her since shes here so often
on their breaks, they will all sit in a circle and watch the cameras and make fun of people
they have a groupchat called “the navy soilders” and they literally just send the same video of dream falling off the ladder that george pulled from the cameras
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emilvr · 2 years
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also LOL i am a whore for any songs by the neighbourhood but SPECIFICALLY crybaby (*´▽`*)the line “but u know, when u know” … now what if i said enemies to lovers albedo? WHAT IF I DID? the potential he has in like a modern au setting i am gonna rip my hair out. this all under the cut IM NOT EVEN SORRY? i am mentally unwell 🥰😳👍🏻 also some kaeya x reader in this sorry i love him too he deserves the tumblr dot com slash lumiluvr spotlight too 😋‼️
the whole academic rivalry because let’s face it lots of us love academic validation…. but albedo just does it cause he gets a kick out of seeing u frustrated/annoyed at him solely bc he thinks it’s funny. and it takes u fucking ages (bc i love the oblivious reader trope i wont even apologise for it) to realise: holy shit this asshole doesn’t even CARE about this ‘rivalry’ !!! and good god imagine the smug look on his (handsome .. 😒) face when u ask him for tutoring help … MF IS ALL LIKE: oh? you’re asking me for help? let me hear it again.
u, looking away w/ embarrassment: albedo can u help me
albedo, (smugbedo): hm? what was that? you want me to what?
u: i want ur help
albedo: is it just me or is the rain rlly loud today ^__^
u: this mf. -_-
and like… u take time to open up and albedo welcomes it don’t tell me he doesn’t like a challenge. but he doesn’t even see it as a hardship he just. accepts it all and thinks it makes you even more u. definitely teases u to celestia and beyond and isn’t even sorry for it. but if anyone where to tease u about a grade he is the first person to step in w/ an eerily calm voice and expression … CAN U SEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS.
but u still think he’s an insufferable asshole (which .. he is insufferable he gets a kick out of it) and when u meet klee the definition of sunshine it like: how r u two related. she’s so sweet and loving and ur … not 😒 and he just laughs at u/gives u a small smile. klee refers to u as “big bro albedo’s nice friend” … eventually calls u big sibling u GUYYYYYSSS… klee is so baby.
but my fave part is like … when the whole “rivalry” thing just disappears. and he becomes something so much more than a friend and the smug fuck knows. he knows how you feel about him but won’t make a move because it’s so much more rewarding seeing you awkwardly clear your throat and avoid his eyes from embarrassment and when you fiddle with your shirt sleeves OH BOY !!!! will purposely do stuff to make you heart pound in your chest but never gives you the impression he doesn’t reciprocate your feelings, if anything it just proves how much he likes you BUT HE JUST NEVER SAYS IT OUT LOUD
and when u finally confess you’re breathing hard bc holy shit is confessing nerve wracking and he just goes: took u long enough ^_^ and ur just like: what did u just say. and u two start arguing outside his house and klee and kaeya (best wingman i will get to it in a sec) just watch u like: 😒😇!!!
doesn’t sketch u in ur good moments. sketches u with ur double chin and when ur a little bloated and when ur breaking out. and he looks over the little art pieces with fondness in his eyes someone tell this man he is in love before i bang my head on a wall
kaeya tries embarrassing him but the kick albedo gets is … he just doesn’t feel embarrassed he’s just like “yeah i like [y/n] what of it” OHHHHHHH LAWD !! but reality is kaeya is the bestest bff u can have and i will die on this hill and listen him and albedo r a package deal ok. u date albedo ur new best friend is kaeya and if u date kaeya then BAM ur new bff is albedo who crashes ur dates.
no cause u and kaeya r sleeping together (not like that 😋) and u wake up early next day looking at albedo’s face. and when u start screaming and run downstairs and wake up klee … awkward conversation over albedo’s morning coffee (cold milk and instant coffee don’t question it)
he also will crash ur dates with klee first it’s u and kaeya going on a fall walk and before u know it there’s a polaroid of klee smushing ice cream on ur face … lord have MERCY
anyway i might add onto this but feel free to send me asks on modern au mondstadt people (specifically jean i am in love with her miss gunnhildr PLEASE PICK UP MY CALLS??????????) especially the ladies (lisa and jean. that’s who i’m referring to.)
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binunus · 3 years
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college bf!bin
a/n the duality of this man??? i’m deceased...anyway i did not think this would go this long but uh my hand slipped...happy birthday binnie!
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genre: fluff, smut, (tiny) angst _________________________________________________
ugh yo
bin is so??? infuriatingly hot??? yet cute at the same time
major: exercise science
and because I love mermaid prince/the beginning, he’s been on the swim team since first year college
swam varsity starting his second year
besties with eunwoo, they were roommates their whole college career
alright so bin loves making friends
he’s so playful and talkative once you really get to know him
but his aura?? tbh very intimidating
like he has an rbf and just like he’s so tall, broad shouldered, built, like he just carries himself very strongly that you will get intimidated when you first meet him
very well known in the university
literally has a professional photographed banner of him hanging in the athletic building with the gold medal he won freshman year
a little embarrassed about it
not really, only when the boys (as in literally the other five) tease him
myungjun: woOoOw bin that guy on the banner really looks like you, don’t you think?
rocky: we geeeeet it you’re a star athlete
blah blah blah you know the vibes, they’re endearing
so how do you meet bin?
basically you’re a friend of a friend—you’re eunbi’s (sinb) friend
you’ve only met bin briefly from time to time, but otherwise you never really had any reason to get acquainted with him
your only encounters of him are when he wants to annoy eunbi and she immediately puts him in his place
but then suddenly in the spring semester of your 2nd year, you and him are in the same 8 am
a boring statistics gen ed class that everyone needs to take in order to graduate
you were running a bit late during the first class meeting—you woke up 30 minutes after your alarm and literally rushed out of your apartment—you made it to class with 2 minutes to spare
most of the seats were filled up already, except that one seat in the back left corner by the window next to the one and only moon bin
oh would you look at that
you felt a bit relieved honestly, you didn’t know anyone else in that class so at least you saw a semi-familiar face
he grinned at you when you sat down
“hey y/n”
you were a bit taken back, “you know my name?”
he laughed a little, “yeah of course, you’re one of eunbi’s really good friends, why wouldn’t I know your name?”
before you could respond, the professor started class and ceased your conversation
one thing you realized as the weeks start to go on
you and bin could not give any two fucks about statistics
no offense to stats lovers
every 8 am on mon/wed/fri, neither one of you would pay attention in class
you both enabled each other to not pay attention basically
so when the professor announced the content and date for the first exam
you and bin literally looked at each other with the same expression
you were both fucked
after class was dismissed, instead of the two of you quickly packing your things and fleeing the room immediately, you both lagged a little bit
you: so...do you know anything that’s going to be on the exam?
bin: uh...no? y/n you’re literally right next to me, you know I don’t do jack shit in this class
you: well fuck, how are you gonna study then bin?
bin: I was probably gonna ask my roommate to help me, he passed with a 96 when he took this class
you give him the best puppy dog eyes you could muster up, you lean in and clasp your hands together like you’re praying
“can he help me too...? please?”
bin’s eyes go a lil wide bc you were a bit closer than he was used to and shit was his heart racing rn?
bin: uh...yeah...sure, i’ll text you to come over when we’re gonna study
you beam at him and like in your excitement you give him a hug
“thank you thank you thank you! i literally cannot fail this class. I’ll see you on friday bin!”
with that you grabbed your bag and just left, leaving bin shocked
he’s surprisingly a shy boy okay!
he always thought you were cute from when he first saw you hanging out with eunbi, but ofc he never thought any more of it
until you guys had this class together and he started to think every day, that wow you are really cute
bin texts you the next day
coincidentally, eunbi texts you too
bin: hey this is bin, if you’re free in an hour my roommate’s gonna help me go over the material in ch. 1
eunbi: why did bin ask for your number
you to bin: yes! send me your addy and i’ll be there :)
you to eunbi: we’re in the same stats class lol and we’re gonna study for our exam next week
eunbi: lol moon bin studying? you might wanna bring some wine with you for emergency y/n
you: lol what do you mean by that?
eunbi: binnie hates studying, but good luck!
ahh, eunbi becomes unhinged when it comes to bin
but you know it’s bc they’re that close, they’re literally childhood best friends, more so like siblings
still, studying w him couldn’t be that bad right?
spoiler alert, it went alright
you felt bad showing up to bin’s apartment empty handed so you picked up some coffee before you arrived
you officially meet bin’s roommate, eunwoo, and you’re floored for like 2 minutes bc literally how can a man like him be real?
cue bin being a bit jealous bc yeah he knew his roommate’s perfect but like damn did you have to be affected by him too :(
eunwoo’s a good teacher alright? you actually understood the material from him
you: idk what eunbi’s talking about, you’re actually not that bad at studying bin
bin being offended: oh god what did eunbi say about me
eunwoo smirking: maybe it’s because you’re here y/n, bin usually doesn’t focus this much when it’s just me trying to help him
you: ???
bin in his head: i can’t trust anyone huh 
before you left his place, you and bin planned to meet up and study one more time before your stats exam
it was just you and bin this time
although you’d never admit it, yes you tried to look good for meeting up with him
yeah he’s a friend?? at least you think you were at that level?? but still, he’s a cute friend and you really didn’t want him to see you looking crusty
you and bin end up studying for a whole 5 hours
granted, half of that time you two were messing around, eating food, trying to procrastinate for as long as you could
bc even though you two had a good handle on the material now—thanks to eunwoo—you both still hated statistics
you knew bin started to get more comfortable with you bc he started teasing you
it made you happy hehe so ofc you started to quip back at him
not at the intensity that he and eunbi do but it’s enough for you :)
he walks you back to your apartment after your study session
wow what a gentleman
bin waving bye at your door with the cutest smile: see you in class y/n :)
mayhaps your stomach did a little somersault
anyways
on the day of your exam you were freaking out
you have test anxiety ah ha ha
you woke up at 5 bc you were paranoid about being late to class
you’re like hastily looking over the notes again when you get to class like are you really prepared omg you’re psyching yourself out hella
bin comes in with 2 cups of iced coffee and he’s like woah are you okay
you: i woke up at 5 bin, idk if i can do this omg
you are like visibly in distress rn and he feels like a pang in his chest 
he was gonna mess with you and say like “bet im gonna get a higher grade than you” but he smartly decides against it
instead, he just takes your hand and gives it a little squeeze: y/n, take a deep breath. you’re going to do great, you studied your ass for this and we both know that you got this material down—even eunwoo hyung said you were gonna ace this exam. just trust your instincts, okay? breathe with me.
he was staring at you so intently and genuinely when trying to calm you down
your anxiety yeeted and suddenly you felt shy
you: th...thanks bin...
bin was worried about you while taking the test rip, he kept secretly glancing at you (while also trying not to make it look like he was cheating) just to make sure that you were okay
he walks you to your next class after you both finished your exam
bin: you sure you’re okay? you said you woke up at 5, did you even eat breakfast? let’s get food after your next class.
you were feeling better after the test but like you got so endeared at his fussing
yes you and bin got lunch that day
your exam results were uploaded the next day
you immediately called bin: I GOT A 95
bin: i told you that you would ace it! i got a 90 hehe
you: bin i literally owe you and eunwoo my life, lemme buy you guys food or something
you hear a little bit of bickering over the phone and suddenly you’re talking to eunwoo
eunwoo: i would love some sushi, but since bin can’t eat seafood, why don’t you come watch his swim meet this weekend :)
you: o...h...o-okay yeah i’d love to watch, what time is it? :)
eunwoo: it’s saturday at 10 am
you: okay! i’ll see you there bin
bin already planning on drop kicking eunwoo
cha eunwoo—best wingman™
you basically beg eunbi to go with you to bin’s swim meet
eunbi: i know bin can swim, why do i have to watch him flounder around under water
also eunbi: faster bin! don’t you fucking dare lose!
bin places first this meet
are we shocked? no
okay you mentally prepared yourself for seeing him shirtless, but clearly you didn’t prep enough bc you’re on the cusp of drooling when you’re watching him from the bleachers
and let’s face it, you’re not subtle and eunbi knows everything so she’s literally closing your jaw for you and like messing with you
eunbi: y/n, you’re really sure you like bin? he’s a good guy but c’mon, i think you deserve better
you: since when did i say that i like him ???? and what do you mean ??? i think he checks...all the boxes...for me...
eunbi: maybe it’s bc i’ve known him since when he used to wet his pants so i don’t understand why people are attracted to him, but like...really, you’ve been checking him out since he removed his shirt. even the ref can see that you’re simping over him
you and eunbi meet up with eunwoo and the rest of bin’s friends—that you haven’t met yet but know of
jinjin: oh so you’re the y/n that bin’s been talking about *wink wonk*
baby you’re blushing
even more so when bin comes up to your group
mmm middle parted wet hair, muscle tee and white sweats, towel around his shoulders
he’s so hot ???
you’re all congratulating him blah blah, but like bin keeps glancing at you and all you can do is just smile and like nervous laugh
sanha: y/n! eunbi noona! you should come eat with us to celebrate bin hyung’s win
eunbi glances at you, little smirk on her face: i have plans, but i know y/n’s free! bin you make sure they get home safe after y’alls dinner plans :)
hwang eunbi—best wingwoman™
dinner with the boys was chaotic, you were talking and joking around with them as if you didn’t just meet them today
*you about to get your wallet*
bin, not even able to look at you: it’s okay y/n, i got you this time
cue the boys teasing
astro: kings of making fun of each other
rocky as the group is splitting up: walk y/n home safely hyung :) don’t stay out too late
bin: sorry about them, they’re a bunch of loud idiots...ah haha...
the walk back to your apartment is actually pretty sweet
he didn’t know if you would actually come watch his meet or not but he was excited when he actually saw you
you talk about small random things about yourselves, but it’s not like useless information, you bet that both your subconsciouses are keeping track of whatever y’all are talking about
you give each other a “friendly” hug goodnight...that lasts like a minute or so
and while you’re hugging, bin just can’t help but think that wow you fit so perfectly in his arms
and on the other hand, you’re thinking he feels so warm? so safe? you don’t want to pull away?
but ofc the hug has to end and you’re thanking him for walking you home and he’s like glued to his spot waving goodbye sweetly and waiting for you to go inside so that he knows you’re safely in your apartment before leaving
bin sighing dreamily as he walks back to his and eunwoo’s place
eunwoo waiting on the couch with a glass of water: how was your date ;)
bin: it wasn’t a date, i just walked y/n home
eunwoo: yeah, but you want it to be a date
bin: ...shut up
god why is the pining stage so long
alright everyone knows you and bin like each other
it becomes pretty obvious after the swim meet
you and him fall into this little routine of switching who buys coffee for your 8 am
and then he’d walk you to your next class afterwards
you both still don’t pay attention in stats, sorry
but that means more outside study sessions dates
you come watch his swim meets, whether astro’s there or you’re just watching by yourself
and then you and him get lunch?? early dinner?? right afterwards, it depends on whenever his meet ends
but like??? neither of you have confessed your feelings for each other
even though you both have like a little hint that yeah the feelings are mutual
you and bin are literally like this for 3 months, like damn the semester is almost over
eunbi and eunwoo are tired of your shit, they’re both just like: when the fuck are they getting together? we’re sick of this.
alright so the masterminds literally pay one of eunwoo’s friends from his major to ask you out while you’re studying with bin
let’s do mingyu why not, he was in your korean history class last year
you and bin are in the library, half studying half goofing off per usual
eunwoo, eunbi, and mingyu are at the opposite side of the floor
mingyu: u sure bin won’t clock me for trying to ask out y/n
eunwoo: probably not??
eunbi: just do it please
mingyu giving them both the finger before walking up to your table
“hey y/n...i was wondering if you’d like to get dinner with me...as a date?”
you: o_o huh?
mingyu: i always thought you were cute from when we had class together last year, but i never had the balls to ask you out or anything...you’re not dating anyone, right?
you glance at bin to find that he’s already looking at you with an expression that you don’t really know how to read
you: um...well no I’m not-
bin: actually, we’re dating so y/n can’t go out with you mingyu, sorry.
mingyu’s not even phased, he just gives you a thumbs up and then leaves
you’re confused like literally what is going on—and then you process what bin said and you whip your head to look at him
bin: sorry i said that...i just felt...jealous i guess when mingyu asked you out
you: I wouldn’t have said yes anyway...I sorta like someone else
bin: fuck it, the topic already came up...y/n I’ve liked you for a while now but uh...I don’t know I guess I was scared to tell you because I’m scared of rejection
you just laugh, but not mockingly! more like bin you’re so cute wtf
“bin, why would I reject you when I’ve literally been into you for the past four months?”
it’s safe to say that you and bin officially began dating after that
eunwoo texting in their gc: bin and y/n are finally together
myungjun: fucking finally
bin: how...did u know that eunwoo...?
*eunwoo has left the chat*
alright but bin’s charm?? flirting?? teasing?? sweetness?? up 1000%
bin is touchy y’all, in private his hands are always on you, whether it be sexual or not sexual is up to you
he restrains himself in public ofc, the most he does is put a hand on your waist or hold your hand
eunbi threatens bin early on in your relationship: bin you’re like my brother, but y/n’s one of my dearest friends and if you as much make them cry i will kill you
ofc bin is still eunbi’s punching bag, but when you three are hanging out, he’s dramatic and acts like he’s hurt so he’s like whining to you
sometimes you play along and coo at him like: aww binnie, where does it hurt baby?
other times you’re like: you really think i believe that?? with the size of your biceps??
eunbi: excuse me while i vomit
okay but binnie? bestest sweetest boy
yes he looks all big and intimidating
but he’s soft—especially for you
your nicknames for each other are either “bub” or “baby”
yes will join in making fun of you with the boys, but when you start pouting he’s a goner and will defend you
bin is also a big cuddler, but i mean you’re not complaining hehe
he’s the big spoon, no questions asked
okay but being in bin’s arms is like your favorite place in the world
his frame literally just envelopes you and all you can feel and smell is him and it’s so??? content, you feel at home with him
you feel bad in the morning bc like his arm has to be sore from your weight so you try to like get out of his grasp, but he literally just whines and hugs you tighter
okay but just imagine you and bin napping and his arms are around your waist, his nose is buried in your neck and he wakes up like nuzzling his face in your shoulder like a puppy
im soft
one week you’re staying over at bin’s apartment and then the next week he’s staying over at yours, the cycle goes like that
if you’re one of my ladies with a ~vagíne~, he will buy all your cravings and your tampons/pads, literally anything you want that week, it is yours
doesn’t really get jealous now that you two are official, he knows that you’re his and he’s yours
you two lightly bicker like friends, but you’ve never had a terrible fight before
you were really close to though—or...like you did?? but it was resolved really quick
one of the only problems of bin is that he hates showing weakness and it takes him a whole lot to truly fully 100% be vulnerable with someone even if it’s someone close to him
he pulled a muscle in his arm and it cost him one of his swim meets
he had to go to rehab for like a month and you knew that mentally he’s been off bc of it
you try to ease talking him into telling you about how he’s really feeling but he just kept dodging the subject
one night after one of his rehab sessions, he came back to your place and you’re just like
“hey bubbie, how was rehab? how are you doing?”
and he just snaps at you: stop asking me how I am, y/n, it’s getting really annoying
you’re taken aback, like what the fuck where did that come from?
your eyebrows furrow and you cross your arms bc you are not going to get spoken to like that
“so me worrying about you and wondering how your recovery’s going is annoying? that’s what a partner is supposed to do, moon bin. what’s going on with you?”
bin: you’re being suffocating! it’s the only thing you ask me about nowadays, sometimes I—
oh boy you got mad
you: I ask you because I know you’re not telling me things! I know you’re suffering by yourself and I want to let you know that I’m here for you, I want to help take some of the pain away or at least help you deal with it because I’m your partner! but how can I if you can’t even let me in?? we’re fucking dating moon bin, we’re supposed to go through rough times together. and you call me suffocating...? 
bin’s silent and he’s looking at the floor
you sigh, tears are building in your eyes because you’re frustrated and a bit hurt by what he said, and your voice cracks when you speak again: if i’m suffocating you, then you should leave. text me or something when you can breathe again, I don’t know.
there’s a bit of spite in your words, hidden by the pain
bin sees the tears rolling down your cheeks and that’s when he knows he fucked up
he’s never seen you cry before—besides like from a sad movie or something
so like the fact that he made you cry and hurt you with his words? damn he hates himself rn
he immediately wraps his arms around you, and you like try to push him to get away bc why is he hugging you? didn’t he just say that you were suffocating? why is he confusing
bin: baby, I’m sorry...I shouldn’t have taken out my frustrations on you, you’re not suffocating me I promise...you’re right about everything, I should be sharing things with you and telling you how I’m really feeling...I’m sorry.
you don’t say anything and just like sniffle and he picks you up and brings you to your bedroom and then he just lets it all out
he tells you how rehab is hard and like yeah his muscle pain is going away, but he doesn’t know if he can swim as fast as he used to and that scares him
and he tells you that sometimes he’s thought of giving up swimming since his injury, but then he thinks of you and that’s how he’s still going through with rehab
you’re his motivator and comfort but he doesn’t want to show you his weak side bc he hates that part of himself
and at this point, bin starts tearing up and you’re like stroking his hair to try and comfort him
bin: I’m not good at telling my feelings baby...probably why I didn’t tell you I liked you until 4 months later...but I promise I’ll work harder and at least try and tell them to you.
ugh pain
anyway your communication with serious things got better after that encounter
eunbi finding out that you and bin argued and he made you cry and she literally punched his stomach
you: omg eunbi stop
bin: it’s okay...I sorta deserved that
eunbi: why...are you not swearing at me? shit, bin are you okay?
he nods to the girl and just puts an arm around your shoulder: we talked things through, don’t worry. I’m all good now, but I did deserve that punch because I hurt y/n when I promised you I wouldn’t
bin ends up having a full recovery and bam his first swim meet after he got the clear from the PT, he gets first place again
all the boys and you and eunbi were there supporting him
bin was hella nervous before the meet started, but you gave him a little good luck kiss and was like: I believe in you bub, no matter the result, as long as you give it your all and don’t hurt yourself again, you’ll be the winner to me :)
this was actually when the first “i love you” was said
after your little pep talk in the locker room, bin’s just hugging you and holding you for comfort
and he just went out with it
“I love you y/n”
you blush hella hard bc you were not expecting that
obviously you’ve been feeling it like yeah your feelings for bin have grown into love for a while now
you just bury your face in his chest and hug him tighter
“I love you too binnie, now go get em bub.”
he smiles and kisses you and tells you that he’ll see you after the meet is over
you come back to the crowd where the boys and eunbi are and you just have a huge smile on your face, you’re literally glowing
myungjun: please tell me you guys didn’t fuck before his swim meet
speaking of fucking
okay let’s get down and dirty ladies and gents wink wonk mmm grr bark bark
bin is so sexy y’all like i dont need to tell you that
he’s 100% a tease
you have a little muscle kink hehe
which bin very much uses to his advantage
if bin is wearing a sleeveless shirt, you bet he wants to smash that day
will walk around shirtless after a shower or after a workout just to turn you on and then depending on his mood, he might tease you for like an hour or you’ll just get right to it
he’s very proud of his body and the work he put into it and knowing that you get turned on from one look of it?? gives him an ego boost, he loves it
one time at a party, he wore a crop top (mm hello bad idea bin) and you literally went feral
you dragged him inside the nearest bathroom and just started making out
he’s an ass guy
...all of astro are ass guys, it’s just obvious with how much they slap each other’s asses and poke each other’s assholes
okay you know how he’s touchy right? i mentioned that earlier
he always wants you on his lap
even if there’s a space available, nope your seat is his thighs
ofc when the situation allows, like you’re not gonna sit on his lap in class duh
most of the time in public like if you’re hanging out with the boys or something, it’s innocent
but if he wants to be a tease, he’ll literally just tighten his grip on your hips and grind you down onto his cock
subtle, he won’t straight up thrust into you
just enough to get his dick stirring and make you feel the outline of it through your pants
and then he just stops and hugs your waist again?? wtf
his major’s exercise science right? will ask if he can practice on you for anatomy and physiology, but you know after touching you in a couple places, y’all will just end up fucking
likes to bite and mark
very proud seeing the hickeys he leaves on you
you can bite, but you can’t bruise, idk his upper body is exposed a lot bc swimming so you can’t really leave any marks on him unless it’s the off season
foreplay’s cool, but he prefers the main event, he just wants to be in you
as much as he loves doggy, his fav position is the hook
(it’s when your legs are on his shoulders ohoho and it just lets him fuck you in a deeper angle mmm)
also in the hook, he can choke you
if i have a choking kink, you have a choking kink
okay little tangent, choking is so hot?
like just imagine you and bin are making out, he pushed you against the wall, literally grinding his hips into you, and his hand just comes up and squeezes your throat? that’s so sexy
likes butt stuff oops
i don’t make the rules, he just does
daddy kink, but no power play
will not degrade you (even if you really just want him to call you his dirty slut) bc he really values seeing you as equals
seeing your face when you cum is a must
almost always: you cumming → bin cumming
nothing gets him off more than knowing that he’s making you feel good
after !! care !!
sweetest boy!!
will clean you up with a warm towel after sex
and if you’re one of my ladies, he will always remind you to pee so that you don’t get a UTI
if y’all had a marathon or something, he will draw a bath and carry you to the bathroom and you will bathe together, so soft
always ends sex with an i love you :’)
okay let’s get back to the soft stuff
special thing about swimmer bin: pool dates
sometimes when he’s practicing and it’s just him, he asks you to come to the aquatic center and you two end up splashing around and being cute together
he like knew that you were the one for him some time during senior year
it was the holidays and his parents invited you to spend christmas with their family since your parents were out of the country this break
his parents and sister liked you immediately—which you were so scared about, but bin just knew
you woke up early christmas eve (and bin was out like a rock) so you just went downstairs to brew some coffee or something and you saw that his mom was already starting on making food
naturally, you offered your help and she was like no, you’re a guest y/n, but obviously you started helping
bin comes downstairs like an hour or two later to see you, his mom, and his dad just cooking and listening to christmas music and talking and his heart just like swells??
you: morning binnie :)
his mom: how can you be sleeping when y/n’s here helping us with christmas dinner
his dad: what kind of boyfriend are you, son?
just kidding all jokes
but that’s the moment when he knew
best boyfriend bin ugh
he becomes a legend in the school for swimming
but doesn’t continue after college, he’s all about becoming a physical trainer after graduation
he goes to grad school, while you’re out working in business
bin moves in with you after graduating, it was the obvious next step
you do talk about the future together, but obviously bin’s still in school and you’re both fresh from undergrad so there’s no rush yet to tie the knot
doesn’t stop his or your parents from talking to you two about marriage tho oops
ugh but the domesticity after bin moves in with you? superb
like yeah obviously you both basically lived together anyway when he still roomed with eunwoo just from how much you and him spent at each other’s places
but like your apartment is now both of your place and it’s like your home is finally complete
your apartment becomes the reunion place for the boys and eunbi
at this point everyone knew you and bin were gonna get married eventually
eunwoo and eunbi: we did that ;)
and that’s how you and your college bf!bin live happily ever after uwu
happy birthday binnie moonbob ♥
1-25-21
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en-worlds · 3 years
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how enhypen would confess
longer title: how long would it take for them to confess once they’ve realized their feelings for you
a/n: hello yes this is my first attempt at writing something that isn’t like in fic form so pls enjoy this mess
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heeseung
about 2 weeks after his Realization, that's when he'd confess
he'd spend the first three days rethinking how and when it all started
would get lost in thought for the next few days
until he sees you or talks to you again
would impulsively confess
yeah. i can do this. it's just a crush, no biggie!!!
somehow confidently professes their love for u in the middle of ur convo
u'd get startled and he'd think u’re rejecting him
u wouldn’t take it srs until u see he’s become q u i e t
pls reassure him
jay
he’d probably been contemplating his feelings for u a lot
wanting to hold y/n’s hand… that’s normal right?
hmm dating y/n… sounds nice
it would take him WEEKS to realize his feelings
but the Pining is Ok bcs he immediately confesses to u once he’s got his brain functioning
it would probably be a long and dramatic rant
he would’ve thought of different scenarios of u rejecting him so he carefully chooses his words, but it ends with
“bottomline is that i like you. that’s it.”
jake
unknowingly already confessed
he’s v e r y protective of u
he'd always be looking out for u
i feel like his actions always make up for words he can’t say ??
so u alr kinda knew he liked u even if he hasn’t said it
when it hits him that he likes u, u two are probably hanging out
doesn’t directly say the words, instead goes for “you’re beautiful when you smile”
u’re the one who says “i like u” first
he’d probably blush and GIGGLE im goin thru it
sunghoon
wouldn’t confess
kinda like jake, his actions speak more than what he says
he’d be so afraid of handling Romantic Emotions so he’d be in-denial
would suddenly be distant after doing something that might have a double meaning
like when he realizes he’d unknowingly rest his head on ur shoulder
relax sunghoon no one, literally no one, finds it weird
nd suddenly he’d sit up straight
u’re oblivious to this cos sunghoon has been acting weird these days that it doesn’t bother u
it would probably be the members who would make him realize his feelings by nagging
no cos they would set u two up and make sunghoon talk abt his feelings for u
they would probably feel proud after seeing u two holding hands and would claim they’re the best wingman
sunoo
confesses right then and there, without hesitation
buuut sunoo had always been ur close friend, so him showering u with compliments wasn’t rlly a new thing
he was always vocal on how he appreciates u
y/n u look good today
y/n u’re like an angel T__T
so when he confesses with an “i rlly like u a lot” u jos go, “awww i like u a lot too!”
he has to e m p h a s i z e that he //like/ likes u
“...ohhhh. wait what me?”
ur relationship trope is the sunshine x emotionally constipated so congrats! u two make such a cute couple
jungwon
keeps his feelings on the low bcs u two are rlly close friends
u have a big social circle, u’re always talkin to ppl
usually, jungwon wouldn’t be bothered by this
but when he sees some guy asking to come by ur house to finish up some school work, it bugs him REALLY BAD
he’d try to be calm and stop himself from doing Dumb Stuff
but once that day comes, he keeps asking if he could help u
so he also comes to ur house :DD u’re pretty much clueless to jungwon’s feelings
once the other dude leaves ur house, u thought jungwon would also go home but he decides to confess right there and then before he leaves
aaand from then on you two have been inseparable
ni-ki
would confess so that he could get rid of that weird feeling in his chest
he doesn’t have romantic attachments as a priority
so when he realizes he’s been getting weird butterflies in his stomach
or his mood goes down when you’re not in his sight
or even when he starts associating things with u like this stuffed toy looks just like y/n… so cute!!!
he understands he has a crush, and he’s determined to let it go bcs he honestly doesn’t think u’d like him back
would suddenly call u and go “this is all of a sudden and i understand if u reject me so hear me out: i like u a lot.”
u were caught off-guard and he spoke so fast but before u could even respond with a “wait ni-ki i have so-” he just hung up
u IMMEDIATELY call him back as u should
he probably doesn’t know what to do after like dates or sth, but hey he tries!!!
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valdangelodumbasses · 3 years
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Valdangelo Headcannons #1
Leo and Nico are both introverts but Nico loves affection
Leo made Nico tiramisu once and he swallowed it faster than Percy could ever
Leo couldn't look him in the eyes for a week or he got so flustered
Nico is lawyer bf 
and a demon at monopoly; him playing w/ Annie is the worst.
gamers! both like monster (specifically mango loco) but Nico also loves tropical redbull
Nico teaches Leo and hazel how to play so they can battle 2v2
Nico wipes the floor and Leo is just glad he understands half the rules
Nico and Leo wear heels. 
and they're good at it too.
Confident Nico>>>>>>  
Leo has a fucking heart attack when Nico pins him to a wall
Leo makes Nico laugh with his jokes and shitty pickup lines
but when Uses shitty pickup lines on him he steals them, after he stops looking like a tomato
Nico does Cosplay and they cosplay together and its so fucking rad
making out while baking/cooking? more likely than u think
Leo tells Nico he looks cute one day b4 they started dating and Nico is like: Is this friendly affection
Caffeine addicts rise up
but Nico hates coffee and honestly same
teas n energy drinks>>> 
Leo is a fucking swine who mixes all his foods and Nico nearly vomits bc he wont let his food even touch goddamit
Piper and Hazel being wingman while Percy and Jason are the matchmakers
p r a n k s
like so goddam many
they are unstoppable and they pin it on the Stolls
or Leo gets caught
Nico n e v e r does bc like? scary emo kid? prankster? nah, NAh,
he sticks his tongue out at leo anytime leo gets caught
bisexual leo or gay leo? leo doesn't even know!
all he knows is that nicos hot and has a cute butt & personality
nico is a theater gay
he sings every musical
his favorites are Heathers, Beetle juice, Legally blond, and the greatest showman
Leo has theater kid energy but probably works the tech stuff
he likes heathers, Chicago, legally blond, Grease, and dear evan Hansen the best
Hamilton is neither of their favorites yet they end up dueting it all the time
Art kid and Repair kid>>>>>>>>>>>>
Percy sees them kiss after dating (and kissing) for 6 months and wait yall are friends?
Hes slow but he means well, Nico sticks his tongue in leo's mouth after percy says that
he's like  “O H , sorry im dumb”
“jackpot” “Valdez shush”
they talk abt their moms
angsty emo boys listen to greenday
and every other emo band
Leo calls Nico mammacita once
never again (Nico started crying)
why? It was commonplace used by his uncles and grandpa
Nico demands leo call him that more though
Leo is Hesitant but obliges
mexican or italian food restaurant arguments
leo steals nicos breadsticks even tho he has some
nico steals leo's nachos when he has his own
they're petty? yes but petty and in love!
and gay/ did i mention g a y 
Demiboy leo rights
leos a fuckin lefty
Trans Nico rights mtf or ftm rights
nico may not be trans but he's also demiboy
demi boys calling each other they all day because nobody uses the they in he/they (speaking as a demigirl)
If nico IS trans tho hades 100% uses magic to transition Nico bc yes good dad
laughing abt trauma and they're friends are like: NO
memes
“get ur hands off my bf”
“kick their ass baby i got cho flower”
imagine, just imagine nico fussing over leos hair because curly is the cutest
leo fusses over nicos when he's in a slump and brushes his hair
skincare is vital to both
Leo does engineering n shit but does it for like 16 hours straight much to everyone's dismay, but Nico who has (arguably) fresh eyes and make sure his physics is right
Nico loves physics fight me
but nico sleeps like 4 times a week for 3 hours or 3 days a week for 12 hours
Insomnia gang don’t rise up go to fuckin sleep 
will keeps giving them melatonin and they always forget to take ti and will is going to fuckin murder them maybe then they'll sleep
u know that comic where they naruto kiss S P I D E R M A N  K I S S I E S
nico hangs like a bat and leo is a memelord
nico also loves spider man
they def try to make spider man gear but annie smashes the shit out of it
dorks! comic!
omg comic book shop au nico owns it
soulmate au where u loose shit n it goes to ur soulmate
nico has NO clue what the hell to do with all this nails n hammers n shit
Leo builds stuff out of nicos lost mytho dupes 
Leo doesnt know what to do with his underwear, or all the mcdonalds receipts and the crumpled up sketches and sketch books
anyway
aphrodite ships it as she SHOULD and hades n heppy do too
why did i cal hephaestus heppy ? idk maybe aphrodite calls him that
They both hate yoga with a passion
does nico have an obsession with spn or does he hate it sm that he watches it ?
its as ambiguous as leo's sexuality!
Leos like what if i'm straight
then nico walks in 
No he's definitely not straight
who even heard of greeks being straight smh
Nico in miniskirts, aline, or any skirt makes leo go brrrrrrr
he wears leggings or tights under them though
Nico also wears leggins to bed
or the fluffy pants he steals from leo so leo doesn't have any pants
“IM FEELINGS DEVIOUS AND LOOKING GLAMORUS-”
band band band band band band band band band  Nico can sing and leo plays drums
Nico and katie are friends and Nico has a green thumb so leo is surprised when nico has more houseplants than crowley (Good omens)
He has tons of hanging and not hanging terrariums
Leo tries not to set them on fire
After Leo and Nico start hanging out more Nico bribes Lou Ellen to make his plants fire proof
they are now
Nico knows how to fire a gun and he's good at it
Pirate Nico!! 
Leo and Hades get along well
So does Nico and heppy
the parents get along too but they diss heras bad mothering
Nico gets de aged and leo is ???? but he's so CUTE AND TINY
Leo babysits him for a week in the bunker and nobody even knows until Percy and Will goes in there looking for him
Nico and Clarisse sparing? Sweaty bf? Leo loves it and chris and leo are just staring and say “yes”
Nico has freckles and leo kisses each one
Leo has these really dark freckles spread across his body but they aren't as frequent as freckles?? y'all know what i mean? ne way nico kisses them
Leo uses Yall. 
It rubs off on nico
jason is a die hard anti y’all
they annoy the shit out of him
Cuddles
nico and leo having bakeoffs
Nico asking piper for advice but editing it so its not super obvious its leo
She figures it out and tells leo like any good bff
nico promptly leaves camp when leo busts in asking if he has a crush on him
hades laughs but understands
leo sulks back to piper and percy is there and Percy got no chill
so he goes down there
Hades ain't too happy w that but Nico just gets so embarrassed and goes back with him
Hephaestus and aphro watching this go down like a romcom
I'm getting tired so im going to stop here anyway stan valdangelo for clear skin
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ragnvdnir · 2 years
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NAHH CUZ YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT THAT(being the source of my happiness) 🤩🤩🤩 your messages literally make my day 😚💕💕
this is a sign for you to have a friends to lovers trope with ayato 👀😌😌 more than bros-
I made sure that you looked pretty in the picture 😩👌 looking pretty while being caught in 4k 😌 im a professional photographer of ppl getting caught in 4k🥴 i simply need the money for my services so i wont go broke 🤩🤧
Your brain is driving in the right street 🤭 it aint a u-turn, that's the right track ur brain is driving to 🤩 blame me all you want 🥰 😩 but i aint taking back what i've said by "...playing with balls" ✨
Im cracking up sm in the "is this a sign to hell,, im quittin"😭😭😭
Your blog is the whole receipt if you'd ask me 😌😌😌 you've been arresting yourself as both the criminal and the police 🧐
Admit it, you just want to be buried w Ayato in the burnt kamisato estate🧐🧐🧐 even death can't set you apart (literally) 😌
Money before hoes 😎😎😎 the detailed plan you wrote 😌 the anon was too stunned to speak- 🧍‍♀️is this what you call the peak of desperation because ayato won't come home to u 🤔🤔
Good luck on getting ayato !! 👹👹👹 His banner aint gonna disappear tomorrow so take your time 😚😚 may he appreciate your hardwork for saving up for him 😩✨
You got 10 olympic medals but your one true love aint coming home 😩😭 IM. I'm losing my mind over the "NEXT YEAR IM PLANNING TO BUY A MOON" 😰 ein???? i think ur crimes made you successful but also crazy 😭😭 am i gonna hear that you're planning to buy a sun too ???🧐
No one can beat ur top tier humor 😭 i rlly swear you're naturally funny 😌🤩 thanks for being proud of me, im doin my best 😎👌
Albedo is dry bc he aint wet 👍 that chalk man will literally melt into nothingness when he'd gotten wet 🤔🤔 albedo is missing out on ur top tier humor 🤧🤧 i feel so sad for him 😩 anyways ayato please come home to ein, one of your greatest simps, before you regret it 😚 and miss out on ein's humor 🥴🤩 albedo don't deserve someone like you 😤😤 he belongs to dragonspine, and just like the cold of that mountain, he also treated you coldly 🙄😔 let's try to ask mona what can we do to albedo using astrology 😌
I wonder too who is the one who simps so hard in this blog 🤔🤔🤔
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As an Ayato haver, i'm gonna bestow you my blessings!! 😚💕 Have a nice day ein >:3
i'm?? Also wondering if i'm gonna ask you to be friends in asia server 😩🤔 since you were wanting fishes yesterday,,, the reason is stupid but 🤩
— 🍰.
ikr anon😌 but being your entertainer is not free, where's my salary 🤨🤨
itto is gonna be my wingman🤩👍
thats great, bc i wont allow myself to look like a dinosaur while being caught in 4k🙄🙄 we all struggle financially🤝
u know what? i learned to simply shut up whenever u say sussy things🤨🤨 learned it in a hard way btw
my blog is a whole receipt? nah uh anon, u might need a glasses for that. i am not a criminal and a police wdym😒😒
nah bc i take back that i said i am hot, bc there's no way im going to hell😊 im warm u know, not hot
didn't even thought abt that but now that u said it, yes. not even death can do us apart. if i can't have him, no can👹 /j naurr i sound some yandere shit😭
its always money >>> husbandos. this is the start of my capitalist era🤩🤩 /j
i am desperate it self anon🙁 that kamisato ayato is stubborn af💔
"you got 10 olympic medals but your one true love aint coming home" *slids down the wall* *bang my head* *rips out my heart* *sobs violently* f u and your homies anon 💔 who taught u to real talk me💔👍
yep, lets buy a star too🤩🤩 ...crime? anon u thought everything that i did is a crime? how could this be *held the chair from shock* everything that i did is hardwork, success, effort and u will just call them crime!? t-this is too much *runs away* *trips* you betrayed me alot of times💔
ikr💅 im suffering from success of being the funniest clown on earth🤡💅 my brain is full of humor that i wished its full of knowledge from school too💔💔💔 keep going anon and follow my path from success 😌🤝
albedo, the one that got away💔💔 i tried to chase him but he dropped my hand and left me standing💔💔 but past is in the past🙄 i realized that there are alot of better man than him. i ain't gonna chase him, he's the one chasing this beauty this time💅 jk i might pull for his rerun hehe but dont tell him bc i dont chase, i attract🤨🤨
dont be shy and spill the name of that 'someone' in this blog🤔🤔
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damn another ayato haver i see💆💆💆
mr. kamisato, ive wanted u since the start, even if you are faceless at that time and ppl keep saying that you're gonna be npc forever, the times where i read leaks saying that you're long haired and probably a polearms user. i loved u for that long, and yet, this is how u repay me? another betrayal for my poor heart ig💔 if i cant have u then i have no choice but to let u go and be with your sister whether im guaranteed or not😞😞 this is what u chose ayato, so bear the consequences. farewell, ex lover🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️/j
i already got the fishes BUT YESS I WANNA BE FRIENDS, ur uid now🤨🤨
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mousehole5000 · 3 years
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tgcf chapters 107 - 120 this is one where i give some Opinions. i do overall like hualian a lot but i have some quibbles
wait why am i still taking screenshots? i can copy/paste again afskldfjasad
It really was hard to tell whether people would feel happy after watching such performances. However, in truth, slaughter and the sight of blood did create excitement in people. Whether or not there was fear, after the initial shock was over, a rush of adrenaline would be produced in the heart- me watching horror movies
“Shi Qingxuan said. “Then, Your Highness, Crimson Rain Sought Flower! I order you to—to immediately strip each other’s clothing!” - djslkadjlsd WHY DID HE SPECIFICALLY SAY THEY HAD TO STRIP EACH OTHER THISALSKDJ is this a normal thing is it a wingman attempt what is happening
“I’ll tell you what it is,” he said softly. “To watch with your own eyes your beloved be trampled and ridiculed, yet be unable to do anything. That’s the worst suffering in the world.” ... “Ming Yi asked, “What’s the biggest regret of your life?”- when truth or dare gets a bit too real
On the side, Hua Cheng was still only observing, and was already bored to the point where he’d changed back into his red robes. Then he changed to black robes again. Then to white robes. Almost every time Xie Lian looked back, he would be donning a different appearance, and with every new look there were different hairstyles, and different accessories, and different boots, and so on; sometimes playful, sometimes elegant, sometimes deadly, sometimes glamourous. Xie Lian was growing dizzy from all the colours and kept looking back, unable to look away. - THIS ISNT THE TIME HUA CHENG. YOURE PRIMPING. THE WINDMASTER HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AND YOURE PRIMPING
obsessed with xie lian not being able to figure out to use the windmaster’s fan and just. using it to SMACK
also windmaster??? whats going on??? :( i know some things from spoilers like who is not to be trusted but i really have no clue whats happening rn
anyways back to puqi shrine lets check on those kids also can we PLEASE get some funds for this restoration smh. hua cheng and xie lian doing mundane hard labor together to fulfill prayers.... :pleading:
jailbreak in the heavens 2: dig a tunnel
Sure enough, the moment Ming Yi put pressure on his shovel, a hole opened up before them. With the shovel raised, he burrowed crazily ahead while Shi Qingxuan, in the middle, cheered him on crazily. As the only non-crazy person, Xie Lian brought up the rear. That treasured shovel of the Earth Master was indeed magical, and with only a few strokes, a new tunnel of over ten meters was dug. - anybody remember mulch diggums from the artemis fowl series? this is much more dignified than that but i think this is only the second time ive read a character just starting digging a tunnel as a plot point
okay so much is going on i wish i hadnt spoiled who certain characters actually are for myself but i have no one to blame but me for a) not blacklisting spoilers at all and b) just having a little freefall through the tags. oh well. anyway heavenly college admissions scandal except way worse. the corruption extends to the heavens and the windmaster is having a very bad day
i guess we’re having a high seas adventure now?
im gonna keep it real im getting tired of how often we get told how handsome hua cheng is. i know its all xie lian’s pov and while im not terribly familiar with it i know what genre we’re working with and im assuming thats pretty typical. its something i dont much care for in general and idk maybe it sounds better in the original but ngl its starting to make me roll my eyes. love you goth king but god okay we get it.
i guess what i will say about hualian so far is that overall i like them and i like how they interact in general they have a lot of nice moments and they just genuinely seem to like each other which is really nice to see EXCEPT for when it actually comes to things that could be romantic or sexual which is a shame bc i dont think it has to be like this. again disclaimer that im only reading a translation and dont know everything might not have all the knowledge necessary to accurately criticize etc etc and im assuming a lot of this is expected from the genre (disclaimer to this disclaimer that i cant say that for sure its just based on things ive picked up about the bl genre over the years) but idk like xie lian was so distressed after their underwater kiss scene. it was kind of uncomfortable to read and maybe im being unfair i know his cultivation is based around abstinence or whatever but idk i dont care for it. and that scene alone doesnt have to be a bad thing like idk i guess its his first kiss ever (?) and it would make sense if he feels weird about it but i just have my doubts thats going to be addressed or resolved in a satisfying way. also im like. dude everyone is like centuries old. xie lian’s been on earth for 800 years. has he really never met or heard of a gay person during all this time? maybe he hasnt idk what he got up to yet maybe that’s actually a thing. also same thing with the reactions from the immortals to xie lian in a dress and characters like the windmaster like again you’re all centuries old and its not uncommon to be able to just completely change gender presentation. why are you all weird about a man wearing a woman’s dress? i just feel like that shouldnt be a big deal to these characters idk
also again not going to lie part of this that im not really a big fan of reading romance in general. yes i am reading this book. yes i do read and write a lot of fanfic that includes or centers romance. im multifaceted. but really what im talking about is the like physical side of it and descriptions im extremely picky about it. ill give an example. early on in the torture pit (or whatever it was called i cant remember lol) when xie lian kind of accidentally felt up hua cheng in the dark when he was being carried. i dont think thats a bad thing to have happen between the two romantic leads i think thats fine and good to include that early but i just did not enjoy reading it when it happened idk maybe it was the wording and i do think that moments like these work better in a visual medium. ive definitely read het romance that reads like this and i wasnt a fan of that either lol same with fanfic i get tired when writers go on and on about how hot one characters finds another character. this isnt a huge criticism of it like i said im picky but again like with the way that hua cheng is described it just makes me roll my eyes sorry kings
okay back to the reading. this whole saving the fishermen thing feels like a big set up for something narrative-wise. hua cheng specifically insisted on coming and i know one of the characters involved ends up dying im wondering if thats now it would be a good time tbh if things get just a bit too unfortunate during this heavenly calamity... and the brothers are notably not having a harmonious time... also tho it feels very likely we’ll just have another Hualian Moment (tm)
In such a situation, Pei Ming still acted the same. In the evening, when they rescued a few fishermen girls, so scared their eyes were blurry from tears, he held them in his embrace and soothed them with a gentle voice; a true show of honeyed romance, affectionate and charming. - pei ming please get pickled again.
also its funny that hua cheng is just kinda hanging out and everyone else just has to deal with it
Looking down from above, the entire area was painted in a terrifying black. It was easy to see the collision between the two different-coloured currents. Their fierce battle was what formed this enormous whirlpool. As the eye swallowed the ship whole, the two currents of water separated. However, the battle was far from over. Like two venomous vipers, they continued to snap at each other. Each collision was followed by a mountain of angry waves. - this pretty dope ngl. also love our wind and earth masters just chilling on a shovel i dig it. hehe
Yet, other than discovering Hua Cheng had a fine body, there were no other finds. Xie Lian was at his wit’s end and started to worry. - okay see this one’s funny im just also irritated bc im like WE KNOW!!! WE GET IT HE’S HOT AND XIE LIAN THINKS HE’S HOT OKAY GOT IT
okay kiss #2 again its not the kisses themselves its xie lian’s reaction it just bothers me idk im not saying i need him to be super into it and completely unconflicted about it rn but he’s just so freaked out about it and idk i just dont really like it just feels weird i dont care for that aspect of it. also dude hua cheng is a ghost and he did this exact same thing for you before just chill. i wish instead of xie lian literally running away while screaming that hes sorry he was just like “oh haha youre fine thats cool im gonna go look around the woods i dont feel weird about this at all haha” like idk its kind of funny but when its literally our two romantic leads i just feel like its confusing like it kind of makes me feel like they shouldnt be together if one of them freaks out this much again considering the fact that they are both CENTURIES old. i know i know xie lian is an 800 year old virgin but. he hasn’t been like this about anything else so yeah idk like it still could have been awkward and funny i just dont think it needed to be so :/ that being said it was funny that xie lian was then internally like “oh i did it wrong? perhaps i should ask him for more.. instructions....” if that actually happens i might like it bc it would complete this little watery theme
Before he finished, he immediately remembered. Coffin wood. There were trees here everywhere; and a deceased? There was one right before his eyes. Sure enough, Hua Cheng smiled. “Won’t it be fine once I lie inside? - love that hua cheng just sat on the fact that he can turn anything into a coffin. that would have been really useful information earlier but no he just waited until everyone but xie lian was gone afjaklsdjf
also i do think that oblivious xie lian thinking “wow whoever it is that hua cheng fancies is an idiot for not liking him back theyre totally taking him for granted :/” is kind of funny and sweet. actually the whole conversation they have at the campfire is good and im bookmarking it to think about later
“...You on top and me on the bottom,” Xie Lian replied. “Isn’t top and bottom the same?” Hua Cheng asked. - okay im sorry but. mood whenever theres discourse about top/bottom dynamics for a ship im just like jesus christ i dont care. tbh i rarely read fanfiction if its just sexual and ngl if i see a fic specifically tag characters as top or bottom i wont read it lmfao. especially when people have really strong opinions about this stuff when theres nothing canonical to back it up like headcanon all you want but whenever i see people argue about it im just like no offense but go work out your own sexual issues and dynamics instead of arguing with strangers on the internet about who’s a top and who’s a bottom. sorry to be mean but just thats how i feel lol
this was mostly a ramble with a few excerpts but im getting sleepy im going to TRY to take a break from this for like a day but we’ll see how that goes i do very much want to know what happens. anyway if you read this whole thing hiiiiii sorry for subjecting you to my opinions on top/bottom discourse
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geniedocroe · 4 years
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hey! can i do the s/o and best friend ship please? Im 5'8 with brown hair and blue eyes, and I'm curvy, but athletic. Im very shy but open up once you get to know me. Big fan of cuddling lol. I adore art and history. Im a big fan of movies (Except horror bc I'm a big wimp) and will listen to anytime of music. I also love being outdoors:))) ty!
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as an s/o:
y’all could have the exact same description for ur requests but i will still ship u with different people
it’s 1 am i will soon become delusional
every ship is different and for this ship i feel like babe was quite nervous when he met you
he mirrored you almost perfectly
bill introduced the two of you because he’s a wingman now
you & babe were both blushing hella and stuttering and neither of you really knew what to say
bill was looking at the two of you like wtf
because he knew the both of you and neither of you were like that
the two of you shook hands it was like an electric shock
you definitely held onto babe’s hand longer than you should have and the ppl aroudn the two of you were like cough cough what
so the two of you walked away from this experience feeling very overwhelmed & embarrassed
it took bill two months to get the two of you in the same place again
he was trying his hardest to get this to work out
so this time you got to meet babe all over again and he was very smooth and nice and didn’t hold you hand for too long
despite all this he was still very blushy but maybe that’s just because he’s a ginger
you were a little more open this time but it was still a little awkward
bill calls this progress
soon you and babe were talking like an old married couple and bill was punching the air
he is the ultimate matchmaker
you threw a curveball and asked babe out because you could feel the chemistry but babe was just not asking you out
babe accepted your date invitation and the two of you watched a movie at your house
babe was freaking out
& bill was like babe stfu if someone invites you to their house then you go
it wasn’t an awkward first date because the two of you had been friends for some time at this point
but it wasn’t like watching a movie with a friend
there was a lot more cuddling
(well at least this is not how i watch movies w my friends 😳)
babe fell asleep towards the end of the movie and you didn’t want to move so eventually you fell asleep as well
the next morning you woke up to a kiss right on the lips and the blushing was back and babe had an incredible smirk on his face
“i’ve been trying to wake you up for fifteen minutes and you looked like sleeping beauty so i decided to give it a try”
he wasn’t smirking for much longer because you tackled him into a kiss
this set the tone for the entire relationship
the two of you became official after that
i mean who becomes official after the first date?
you and babe are always outside
you think it’s so cute that babe could go outside and when he comes back inside he will have 739383839 more freckles on his face
(can strongly relate)
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as a bestfriend:
you can’t have babe without the one and only icon bill guarnere
i LOVE this man
this is a sibling relationship 100%
when bill was telling you that he met a kid during the war and you were gonna absolutely love him you thought he was being ridiculous
then you met babe & the rest was history
obviously at first there was a few issues but bill assured you that babe wasn’t always like that
bill was talking up babe so much that you told him that he should be the one going on dates with him instead
bill will always tease you
and he will not hesitate to tell babe off
“HeY hEfFrOn HaNdS AbOvE tHe WaIsT aNd DoNt YoU dArE bRiNg YoUr DiRtY gInGeR fInGeRs To ThE cHeSt ArEa!!!!”
dirty ginger fingers i’m a comedian
bill is very protective over you
he doesn’t take shit from anybody
he is the only one aloud to tease you
no one else
not even babe
he will threaten babe
sorry
bill also likes to do your hair or help you pick out outfits
he is the big brother everybody wants
the two of you tell one another everything
that def overwhelms babe but whatever
and bill always gives you the best advice
and you’re not the type of person to hear his advice & ignore it
you take that shit to heart
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ao3-feed-shadam · 5 years
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You'll Never Be Alone
by HolyQuiznackingCrow
Katie is convinced her father and brother are still alive, regardless of what the world may tell her. She’s been expelled from her previous school, but with enough luck (and a lot of forged signatures) she might just have a chance of breaking the system. She’s willing to take that chance. Meanwhile, Theodore B. Gunderson, a transfer student from Italy, shows up out of the blue. He’s quiet, studious, and way smarter than anyone in the school. His new classmates are eager to befriend him, but he’s much more concerned with Paris’ newest heroes. Or so it seems. He’s secretive, too, which is never good. Our heroes can’t help but ask themselves, “What’s up with that new Gunderson fella?”
Words: 1496, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M
Characters: Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Ryan Kinkade, James Griffin (Voltron), Nadia Rizavi, Ina Leifsdottir, Keith (Voltron), Matt Holt, Shay (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Original Kwami Character(s), Ezor (Voltron), Acxa (Voltron), Lotor (Voltron), Adam (Voltron), Curtis (Voltron), Coran (Voltron), Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), Wayzz (Miraculous Ladybug), Trixx (Miraculous Ladybug), Nooroo (Miraculous Ladybug), Pidge | Katie Holt, Colleen Holt, Sam Holt
Relationships: Allura & Hunk & Keith & Lance & Pidge | Katie Holt, Nadia Rizavi & Pidge | Katie Holt, Matt Holt & Pidge | Katie Holt, Allura/Lotor (Voltron), Allura/Lance (Voltron), Adam/Shiro (Voltron), Curtis/Shiro (Voltron), Lance & Shiro (Voltron), James Griffin & Ryan Kinkade & Ina Leifsdottir & Nadia Rizavi, Hunk/Shay (Voltron)
Additional Tags: Pidge | Katie Holt is a Mess, Sam and Matt are still missing, Pidge is crossdressing again, the prick from season 4 ep 2 who called pidge a nerd is officially chloe, OC pigeon kwami, can you see where this is going, Lance is a nosy boi, Hunk is a cinnamon roll, Hunk deserves a 'wingman of the year' award, Keith wants nothing to do with this, Shiro is once again chosen for the role of 'dad', Adam is asleep, Coran is a good teacher, Major character death - Freeform, Angst, im sorry, Angst with a Happy Ending, Crack, Friendship, Swearing, Alcohol, Underage Drinking, Underage Smoking, Lotor gets character development, Identity Reveal???, Shay is here and we love her, stan a queen, new names for a few of the heroes, admiral sanda is still an ass, chapter names are lyrics/song names bc I can't name stuff, Help, I Don't Even Know, veronica is felix, Kinkade is an artist, Rizavi is a fangirl, SOS
source http://archiveofourown.org/works/17386490
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You'll Never Be Alone
read it on the AO3 at You'll Never Be Alone
by HolyQuiznackingCrow
Katie is convinced her father and brother are still alive, regardless of what the world may tell her. She’s been expelled from her previous school, but with enough luck (and a lot of forged signatures) she might just have a chance of breaking the system. She’s willing to take that chance. Meanwhile, Theodore B. Gunderson, a transfer student from Italy, shows up out of the blue. He’s quiet, studious, and way smarter than anyone in the school. His new classmates are eager to befriend him, but he’s much more concerned with Paris’ newest heroes. Or so it seems. He’s secretive, too, which is never good. Our heroes can’t help but ask themselves, “What’s up with that new Gunderson fella?”
Words: 1496, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M
Characters: Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Ryan Kinkade, James Griffin (Voltron), Nadia Rizavi, Ina Leifsdottir, Keith (Voltron), Matt Holt, Shay (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Original Kwami Character(s), Ezor (Voltron), Acxa (Voltron), Lotor (Voltron), Adam (Voltron), Curtis (Voltron), Coran (Voltron), Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), Wayzz (Miraculous Ladybug), Trixx (Miraculous Ladybug), Nooroo (Miraculous Ladybug), Pidge | Katie Holt, Colleen Holt, Sam Holt
Relationships: Allura & Hunk & Keith & Lance & Pidge | Katie Holt, Nadia Rizavi & Pidge | Katie Holt, Matt Holt & Pidge | Katie Holt, Allura/Lotor (Voltron), Allura/Lance (Voltron), Adam/Shiro (Voltron), Curtis/Shiro (Voltron), Lance & Shiro (Voltron), James Griffin & Ryan Kinkade & Ina Leifsdottir & Nadia Rizavi, Hunk/Shay (Voltron)
Additional Tags: Pidge | Katie Holt is a Mess, Sam and Matt are still missing, Pidge is crossdressing again, the prick from season 4 ep 2 who called pidge a nerd is officially chloe, OC pigeon kwami, can you see where this is going, Lance is a nosy boi, Hunk is a cinnamon roll, Hunk deserves a 'wingman of the year' award, Keith wants nothing to do with this, Shiro is once again chosen for the role of 'dad', Adam is asleep, Coran is a good teacher, Major character death - Freeform, Angst, im sorry, Angst with a Happy Ending, Crack, Friendship, Swearing, Alcohol, Underage Drinking, Underage Smoking, Lotor gets character development, Identity Reveal???, Shay is here and we love her, stan a queen, new names for a few of the heroes, admiral sanda is still an ass, chapter names are lyrics/song names bc I can't name stuff, Help, I Don't Even Know, veronica is felix, Kinkade is an artist, Rizavi is a fangirl, SOS
read it on the AO3 at You'll Never Be Alone
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ao3feed-lotura · 5 years
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You'll Never Be Alone
read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2SWMfSQ
by HolyQuiznackingCrow
Katie is convinced her father and brother are still alive, regardless of what the world may tell her. She’s been expelled from her previous school, but with enough luck (and a lot of forged signatures) she might just have a chance of breaking the system. She’s willing to take that chance. Meanwhile, Theodore B. Gunderson, a transfer student from Italy, shows up out of the blue. He’s quiet, studious, and way smarter than anyone in the school. His new classmates are eager to befriend him, but he’s much more concerned with Paris’ newest heroes. Or so it seems. He’s secretive, too, which is never good. Our heroes can’t help but ask themselves, “What’s up with that new Gunderson fella?”
Words: 1496, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M
Characters: Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Ryan Kinkade, James Griffin (Voltron), Nadia Rizavi, Ina Leifsdottir, Keith (Voltron), Matt Holt, Shay (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Original Kwami Character(s), Ezor (Voltron), Acxa (Voltron), Lotor (Voltron), Adam (Voltron), Curtis (Voltron), Coran (Voltron), Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), Wayzz (Miraculous Ladybug), Trixx (Miraculous Ladybug), Nooroo (Miraculous Ladybug), Pidge | Katie Holt, Colleen Holt, Sam Holt
Relationships: Allura & Hunk & Keith & Lance & Pidge | Katie Holt, Nadia Rizavi & Pidge | Katie Holt, Matt Holt & Pidge | Katie Holt, Allura/Lotor (Voltron), Allura/Lance (Voltron), Adam/Shiro (Voltron), Curtis/Shiro (Voltron), Lance & Shiro (Voltron), James Griffin & Ryan Kinkade & Ina Leifsdottir & Nadia Rizavi, Hunk/Shay (Voltron)
Additional Tags: Pidge | Katie Holt is a Mess, Sam and Matt are still missing, Pidge is crossdressing again, the prick from season 4 ep 2 who called pidge a nerd is officially chloe, OC pigeon kwami, can you see where this is going, Lance is a nosy boi, Hunk is a cinnamon roll, Hunk deserves a 'wingman of the year' award, Keith wants nothing to do with this, Shiro is once again chosen for the role of 'dad', Adam is asleep, Coran is a good teacher, Major character death - Freeform, Angst, im sorry, Angst with a Happy Ending, Crack, Friendship, Swearing, Alcohol, Underage Drinking, Underage Smoking, Lotor gets character development, Identity Reveal???, Shay is here and we love her, stan a queen, new names for a few of the heroes, admiral sanda is still an ass, chapter names are lyrics/song names bc I can't name stuff, Help, I Don't Even Know, veronica is felix, Kinkade is an artist, Rizavi is a fangirl, SOS
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royactuallystudies · 2 years
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I was writing a long af rant and it got erased fucking gods
Anyways, so in resume, there’s a guy I really like and most people at school know because we are very touchy and loving, like we literally grab hands when walking and he passes his arm through my shoulders when standing by my side. We are practically in a relationship at this point but both shy as fuckkkkk so we had not said anything about our feelings to each other until yesterday. But it didn’t went as well as i thought it would go so now im sad but also happy but also wanting to break the roof of how mad i am. 
The thing, his friend came to me and said “Look, you have always warned me when i might risk something and I appreciate you for that so I’ll try to help you too. I’m not saying I’m sure but I think Samuel is using you to get over this girl called Maria José. He liked her a lot and she got a bf so who knows, just be careful.”
Let me tell you, your girl panicked and was ready to go and kill him. But I realized that was stupid bcs we support communication in this house so instead I asked my wingman and his best friend about this girl. He said that yes Samuel liked her a lot but that since I came around he stopped completely mentioning her and that in general he didn’t find it likely because Samuel is not like that and that if he was, his mom would end him. 
I wasn’t happy with that answer so went and straightly asked the guy. 
We sat on a green grass spot because as you might guess, I was not happy with knowing all this and wanted at least to know what was happening, the convo went something like this. Me: Who’s Maria José? Him: Oh you find out Me: I did Him: She’s a pretty girl, as you are, tall Me, interrupting him: I know how she looks, she’s in my athleticism team. Are you playing with me? Him: Do you think i am? Genuinely? Me: No. Do you still like her? Him, silent for a second: I do, not much because the moments we talked was when she went in my bus, she doesn’t go there anymore so we barely talk. Do you like me? Me: I do. Do you like me? Him, GIVING ME THE MOST PRECIOUS GENUINE SMILE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FREAKING LIFE UGHHHHHHHHH FUCK IT: I do, a lot, way more than her. What do you wanna do? Me: I’m not dating you right now, not until you’re 100% sure about me. I’m sorry to ask you this but I’m a number person and i work with numbers, in a percentage how’s the difference of your feelings for me and for her.  Him: 90% you 10% her Me: Thanks for being honest Him: I used to talk with her when you were not here you know, please don’t get mad Me: I’m not mad, you can have girl friends and i can have guy friends, I’m not asking you to completely stop talking to them, I just want to be sure that you only have eyes for me if we date.  Him, trying to hug me but i backed off: not even hugs? You didn’t say no to hugs today Me: I didn’t know about María José in that moment, you have lost some privileges until we date I’m sorry Him, gently grabbing my hand for a short time: It’s fine, I get it and we’ll work this.
While we have this convo we were already walking to the buses but something interrupted us, he said he would call me later because we both had to go and I just left to the bus. While I was going there his best friend intercepted me and was like “Don’t you worry, you’re 99% in, that 1% will be gone by Monday I fucking swear”, i nodded and left to the bus in which i wanted to cry but i didn’t bcs #WeDontCryBecauseOfMen
Arrived home, was absolutely wrecked for 5 hours and then I got the POV of my best friend that was with him before I asked him about the other girl and with my wingman and his best friend. 
my best friend:
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his best friend said Samuel would be talking with me on Monday because we had to get this clear now that we both want to date at least in a future, but that I really shouldn’t worry because since day one he had known sooner or later we would date. He said the first day Samuel mentioned me he was like “I met this girl named xxxx xxxxxx and she’s very smart, the first girl that actually knows what she’s talking about when mentioning x topic”. 
Which is a lie because trust me, all my girl classmates have their very strong points on politics but whatever. 
Then Samuel called me, we talked normally until I told him that if he thought I was mad that that was wrong bcs i was not mad, just shocked. He said that he gets it and that we would talk on Monday because he preferred to get this clear face to face. Things went to another and we started talking about when we met, the convo went like this.
Me: Why did you talk to me in the first place Him: Don’t get mad Me: Why would i be mad Him: I got close to you because I thought you were pretty so basically whatever we have now only started because I was trying to flirt with you.  Me: Do you still find me pretty? Him: Prettier and also smart as hell, is hot the way you basically toy with me when I even mention chemistry or literature, in general any class Me: Good answer 
We hanged up, and now I’m more calm, my guy best friend from my old school says i shouldn’t worry bcs guys say they like girls just a little bit when they only wanted for their physics and that he was sure that he wanted me for more than that. 
And that was the rant goodnight 
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cherryblossomcrush · 6 years
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kwon soonyoung (hoshi) | university au
This is just really long lil headcanon since I’ve not finished writing any of my wips or gotten close to completion, I’m really sorry :(
infatuated hoshi x oblivious and conflicted reader (ft wingman jihoon)
so,, hoshi is known to be a bright ray of sunshine that dances amazingly and,,, well,,,, a bit of an unorganised student
the reason being, is that he’s so passionate about dancing and dedicates most of his free time practicing his free time including sleeping a full 8 hours
whenever he has class scheduled in the morning he wakes up late, phone in hand and bag on his shoulder as he runs out of his dorm screaming his head off
he only just makes it in time for class and when he sits down, he sets up his phone to record the lesson and falls asleep immediately
you know of hoshi, and vice versa, through mutual friends
you’ve met before and talked a bit, but you aren’t what would be considered close friends even though you both share the same music class
and as it turns out, his reputation precedes him as you idolise him for his creative choreography, undeniable talent and outgoing personality
you have also always wanted to be friends with him,,, but deep down, you feel like you’d like to be a bit more than just friends
you happen to sit beside him by chance one day and see him go about his routine but,,,
halfway though the class you notice his phone is running low on battery
so being the kind person you are, you sacrifice your own phone’s battery to save hoshi’s grades
and as if a curse has been lifted, hoshi wakes up once class is done and packs up to leave
but before he can, you take your chance to speak up “you’re actually pretty smart”
and hoshi is like ?? what do you mean???
so you explain “oh, I just never thought to record lessons”
and he’s,, kinda embarrassed but also pretty bashful at someone calling him smart
meanwhile you realise that you have no means of sharing the rest of the video that you took for him so you abruptly ask “by the way, what’s your phone number?”
and hoshi just,,, he’s shook to say the least like how sudden yet smooth was that??
and you quickly realise from his expression that,, oh,,, oh no,,,,, this is a BIG misunderstanding
“I just wANTED TO KNOW BC YOUR PHONE RAN OUT OF BATTERY AND I TOOK A VIDEO FOR THE REST OF THE LESSON FOR YOU-” but you stop before you embarrass yourself any further
,,, and you two just stand there awkwardly in silence for a while,,,
“I-I have something really important that I need to attend to s-so,, uh you could ask jihoon for my number, sorry”
you don’t know why, but you can’t help but feel dejected as you let out a quiet sure and watch him go
“that boy,, is so dumb”
is the first thing jihoon says after you finish telling him about the whole ordeal
“he’s so careless and im sorry that you had to do this for him”
“no it’s okay, I just thought that we could be friends if I did this”
and jihoon is like “friends?? I thought you were-” until he realises that oh,,, OH i get it now
and you’re like whatwhatwhat
but all jihoon says is “nothing~” before he tells you where to find hoshi if you want his number
and,, you frown bc you don’t want to be rejected again,,, especially in person,,, TWICE
instead, you say goodbye to jihoon as you go back to your dorm to study
a few hours later, you get a text from jihoon saying “i need some help with writing lyrics for my song. go to the recording room, ill be there in a bit.”
it’s weird and unlike him, but you comply and make your way there and see jihoon smiling brightly
“hey, thanks for coming here on short notice, but could you going into the recording booth? I need to see if this sounds good with the melody”
you agree, entering the dark room and, low and behold, it’s a confused hoshi staring back at your equally confused face
“hoshi?”
“he locked me in here”
then you hear a little familiar laugh as the door closes behind the two of you with a click and jihoon talking through the mic
“hey nerds, talk to each other and confess or whatever and I’ll let you out”
and hoshi lets out an awkward laugh “so uh this is weird, I’m sorry about jihoon I had no idea that he’d do something like this”
you want to brush off the apology and make a joke but you’re curious, too curious about what jihoon meant “what did he mean by confess?”
hoshi’s laughter quietens down as he starts to fiddle with his shirt and a light blush appears on his cheeks
“w-well, I kinda have a thing for you. I really admire you and your musical talent,,, m-maybe I admire you a bit too much”
and you’re like “oh wow,, I don’t know what to say” bc you’ve admired him from afar for such a long time and you’re unsure about your feelings
and suddenly hoshi has felt the same?????
“its okay, please don’t feel pressured, you don’t have to say anything.” so you don’t and just sit there until you speak up again
“I really respect you and your talent, and I don’t want to confuse my feelings with that”
and hoshi,,,, hoshi lets out a soft defeated oh then says “so do you have feelings for me or?”
“I’m not entirely sure” and it’s silent again
jihoon thinks that he may have messed up big time and is about to get up to unlock the door when,,, “how about we go on a date? just to help confirm your feelings?”
at first you’re shocked, caught off guard at hoshi’s sudden proposal, but you consider it “ok, one date but please don’t get your hopes up”
hoshi is ecstatic and jihoon is pleased with himself, finally letting the two of you out
“don’t forget to exchange numbers!” and you don’t but only thanks to jihoon
that night, hoshi texts you the details of your date for next week and your heart jumps a bit at the thought
the next few days hoshi greets you with a smile, sits next to you and goes to sleep during class
you never notice it but he actually looks really,,, adorable,, even with drool coming out of his mouth
the night before your date with hoshi, you’re panicking and need jihoon to calm you down
“he’s whipped, fifty dollars he’d genuinely compliment if you showed up covered in blood. also, why are you so worried about how you look if you don’t like him that way?”
“I never said I didn’t return his feelings, I was just confused”
“but now you’re sure?” you dont respond and instead look through your clothing for an outfit to wear when your friend advises you to go for a dress and heels
but once you meet with hoshi, you feel overdressed when he leads you to an arcade
though he assures you saying “it’s fine and you look beautiful” and making you blush
as the date progresses, you begin to have fun and learn more about hoshi
“I like dancing a lot, but I want to write my own songs, in fact jihoon has been helping write lyrics”
“is that how he lured you into the recording studio?”
“pFt what? no,,,,,,,,, yeah it was”
hoshi lead you to his favourite game, and surprise, it’s ddr
but what hoshi doesn’t know is that you’re beast at ddr and beat the renowned dancer at his own game,,, quite literally
“I think I’m in love”
“shut it kwon, we’re here to fight to the death”
“,,,,,, through the language of LOVE AKA DANCING”
it’s all fun and games until the clock hits 9 pm and you realise that you have a song to finish composing within two days
so, gentleman hoshi drapes his jacket over your shoulders and escorts you home
the walk is silent, not awkward and tense like before, but,,, comforting
“ive always wanted to be a dancer, nothing else ever really came to mind whenever someone asked what I wanted to be” hoshi’s voice is soft as he speaks
“everyone has always said that it’s not realistic, that it’s too competitive, that I might get hurt,,,” you continue to listen, his voice becoming croaky
“I’ve been told that the dancing is the only thing I know how to do and even im not considered good enough no matter how much I practice,,,
you hold his hand and squeeze it in reassurance ”,,, or that I’m not smart enough for any normal job and that’s why I chose dancing as my major"
“at first i envied how smart and talented you were so I tried to compete against you secretly, but over time, I began to realise that you weren’t competition, but someone I looked up to”
“you were one of the main reasons why I continued to dance, because you motivated and gave me the courage and strength to continue, thank you”
you’re too shocked and flustered at the revelations to notice that you’ve arrived as you absentmindedly watch hoshi walk away
you could turn around and go to your room,,,,, or,,, you could chase after hoshi right now at this very moment
you choose the latter, running in heels to catch up to hoshi
“oh my god, are you ok-”
“I was wrong”
when those words leave your mouth, hoshi believes that he has never felt so confused about anything until he met you
“before I said I didn’t want to mix my adoration with artificially forced love but really,,, i confused liking you with idolising you because, well, you’re kwon soonyoung, super star dancer hoshi,,,, and im just me”
it’s your turn to be confused and surprised as hoshi takes your hand into his kisses you gently
and wow,,, WOW fireworks are going off in your head
“even if you or others view yourself as average, that would be far from the truth, and even if that was true,,, Id still love you the way you are”
this time, you initiate the kiss and both pull away with wide goofy grins
“does this mean we can go on more dates?”
“mhm, just remember that i rule at ddr, dance king”
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timetogoslumming · 7 years
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okay. we got to talking about headcanons tonight, and i got to rambling. so here are some of my newsies hcs.
spot
okay so spot is a vegetarian. know that. you'll pry veggie spot from my cold, dead hands. gay. just straight up gay. but it took him a long time to recognize that. he was raised by a single dad, and his mom is in prison, and he has a much older sister that he's not close to. (i actually have a really detailed backstory for him that im saving for a rainy day.) speaking of rainy days, he loves them. spot is very into that "treat your body like a temple thing". he does yoga. lifeguard. plays a lot of app games? like angry birds, temple run, etc. loves to read. depending on the au, he's either a law student or works in construction with jack. he's got some ptsd from Some Stuff That Happened Once. drives a big ass jeep with loud music, usually either rock or rap, blaring from the speakers. actually a really good rapper, but pretty much no one sees that. likes to read.
sarah
sarah is like 90% gay. she'll occasionally make out with a guy for fun, like with jack, but let's be real. when she decides to settle down, it's going to be with a lady. she and davey are twins. she's a botanist with a big interest in environmental conservation (science twins.) very sarcastic. she's the less compassionate twin.
specs
specs is nearly legally blind, but not quite there. he's a ridiculously slow driver. dad friend. bi. dancer at nyu. also plays baseball and the cello, and he's very athletic- he runs every day. specs is incredibly detail-oriented and responsible. also, he and jack are the oldest, and he's kind of jack's secret right hand man. a lot of people think it's race or crutchie before davey shows up, but no. it's actually specs, he just works in the wings. loves crime shows. he and romeo are really into the paranormal- like ghosts and stuff.
romeo
in my head, romeo is colombian, so i dont see him as any of the actors that played him. he's gay, but also ace, but flirts a lot just because he thinks it's fun. he and specs have been best friends forever (im not getting too into detail about that but keep reading my christmas au). romeo loves candy, and constantly has like, a bag of twizzlers or pixie sticks in his bag or something. he's really good at crafts, especially making friendship bracelets. like specs, loves the paranormal.
kath
kath has chronic migraines. she ids as queer. she wants to be a reporter, but has a very successful blog, as well. (like a long-form blog, not like tumblr) with a few thousand followers. very politically inclined, and she and elmer talk about politics a lot. she and jack dated for a while, and they had a legitimately good time, but things sometimes just dont work out, and thats what happened with them. kath also really loves youtubers and spends more time than she wants to admit watching makeup tutorials. her dad is pulitzer, but he and her mom never married, so her actual last name is plumber (her mom's maiden name) and she was raised by her and her stepdad, who she adores.
mush
okay so he's diabetic. (btw the mush fc i always have in my head is ephraim.) he's SUPER good with kids. like, they think he's an absolute superhero. he's really, really patient and tells really good stories. he's a big ol stoner. he and blink are best friends (sorry, i dont ship it!!) and he's quite a potty mouth. mush and blink are actually REALLY fratty. also, he plays guitar
albert
albo is colorblind. it gives him a variety of vision problems. albo is obsessed with cryptids: his favorite is bigfoot, and he's also very into aliens. favorite movies: space jam and the fast and the furious. albo is also dyslexic and adhd- he and jack bond over it. as a result, school really isnt his thing, and he just sort of wants to be a mechanic, because cars make sense to him and he loves them. then there's his whole backstory- two older brothers, one of whom is a marine, and then a half sister. his dad cheated on his mom and got the girlfriend pregnant, but he loves his sister a whole lot. albert likes to make a lot of jokes about his colorblindness. he is also pan or queer bc what is projecting, anyway? ummmmm................ he gets really frustrated by how he's treated because of his learning disabilities. he loves dogs and cities and loud noises. also, that boy is a mama’s boy
jack
jack has severe dyslexia, to the point where reading is EXTREMELY difficult and frustrating for him, so he just doesnt do it. he's also got adhd. he's an artist, but for his day job, he's a house painter. or sometimes just generally in construction, idk. i generally make him a painter. he does a lot of odd jobs. jack loves cartoons. his favorite show is bob's burgers. he also loves american ninja warrior. likes to think he's fearless but he's actually pretty scared of thunder. jack unironically loves nickelback
race
race is a future rocket scientist, obviously. his dream is to get people on mars. he's got severe adhd. he's constantly fidgeting, and his favorite fidget toys are tennis balls or rubiks cubes. ps he can solves a rubiks cube in under half a minute. loves the kardashians- especially khloe. used to do a lot of shoplifting, but grew out of it. scared of horses. not a huge fan of animals in general, actually. queer or pan. totally tells everyone that his favorite color is green, but it’s be real. it’s gold glitter. used to smoke like a chimney but quit, although it was a struggle. 
davey
gay. hecka gay. he realized that he was gay when he played soccer and realized that he didnt want to be the soccer player, he just WANTED the soccer player. loves animals but snakes especially. also really likes alligators? anxiety, but like, the kind of anxiety where if you try to talk to him, he'll get pissed. let him be alone. started as a business major for practicality but switched to zoology. RIDICULOUSLY sarcastic. very flirty. has had multiple relationships before jack. scared of heights. doesnt love horses, but he'll deal with them. loves lord of the rings more than almost anything. hates getting his hair wet. VERY good at mario kart. he used to speedrun it and at one point, he was 14th in the world. 
crutchie
okay so: crutchie's disability can be a few things, depending on  the universe im using, but i generally do it as either a degenerative disorder or a major injury that was never treated properly so it never healed. hates mornings. so much. terrible loser. will literally fight you if he loses. sarcastic. can be kind of an asshole. wants to be a runner. : ((( crutchie is THE best wingman. like, you’re trying to impress someone? call up the big leagues aka crutchie
elmer
sarcastic motherfucker. news junkie. super skeptical. questions everything. trouble with his eyesight. he's the kind of guy who replays arguments in his head thinking up comebacks he should have used. he'll text you at 3 am like "AND ANOTHER THING"
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