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bruhseidon · 2 days

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[Y/N Sionis’ Ransom Video: Act Two]

[Act One]

Jason, as Red Hood, holding a note: Read it right this time. No funny business.

Y/N: Don’t you mean “no funny businesses”? And I did read it right. It said “businesses,” that’s what it said. You never told me to improv the note.

Jason, laughing in disbelief: Oh, improv! What are you, Meryl-fucking-Streep? Okay, improv it. [crumples the note and throws it away]

Y/N, even more sassier: These sexually frustrated degenerate losers mean business.

Roy, as Arsenal, still aiming his arrow at Y/N’s head: Don’t— don’t improv the note. Don’t improv the note.

[Crashing noise, then all cameras cut off]

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wondersinwaynemanor · 28 days

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how can Gothamites speculate that the Wayne kids are vigilantes when those kids can't even watch a horror movie properly without being scared and screaming and hiding under the covers, they even sleep together in the movie room because they're a bit creeped out from the movie they watched so they don't want to sleep in their individual rooms.

in the movie room:

Dick, clinging to Duke's arm: Everybody, wake up, I think I heard something.

Duke, tightly holding the blankets: I knew it wasn't all in my head. Heard something too.

Steph, moves closer to Damian's side: Shush. That's not funny. Why is the door suddenly open???

Damian, doesn't want to admit it but moves closer to Dick: Tt. That film was appalling. And I would never cower in fear.

Jason, groans, although adjusts the blankets so that it can cover him and his other siblings: Would you all shut up? If I don't get enough sleep, I'm blaming all of you. You already dragged me here to watch that film.

Tim, slightly more awake than before, adjusting the sleeves of the jacket he's wearing: Can someone turn on the lights? I think someone is right outside the door.

Duke: Hold up, maybe I can-

footsteps are heard just right outside the room.

Jason: What the fuck?

Steph: Someone go and check it out.

Damian: No one shall order me around.

Tim: Maybe Bruce is back?

Dick: You know B is out of town for another week, and Alfie - AAAAAA!

the rest of the Wayne kids: AAAAAAAAA!

they all get startled as Cass passes by the door in her Black Bat suit.

Cass snickers as she hears her family screaming, cursing and blaming each other for choosing the horror film.

she will never tell them it was just her by the door.

#just a very normal day in the wayne household #incorrect batfam #incorrect dc #batfamily #batman #batkids #dick grayson #duke thomas #stephanie brown #damian wayne #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #dc comics #dc #yel chronicles

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burning-quesadilla · 1 year

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Wally: I need life advice. Dick, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

#Heyyyyy guess who’s back on their incorrect quotes bullshit #Wally #kid flash #dick grayson #robin #nightwing #dc #young justice #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc #birdflash #dickwally

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namelessayakashi · 2 years

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#batfam #social media au #twitter #twitter au #incorrect batfam #incorrect batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #torture via mcr on repeat #batfamily #incorrect dc #batfam on twitter #batfam on socials #emo bruce is making a comeback and no one can stop him #dick is having flashbacks to the early years #birds and bats #i forgot to change the tweets back to lightmode before saving oops #image post

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the-bird-has-flown-the-coop · 1 year

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Jason: Okay, what does A stand for?

Damian: Arson.

Jason: Aw, you’re so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Damian: Barson.

Tim: *Laughter*

Jason: What stands for C?

Damian: Commit arson.

Tim: Ooo.

Jason: D!

Damian: Don’t come near me, I’m going to commit arson.

Tim: *More laughter*

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coloredsnowo · 2 years

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9 yr old Dick (to bruce): uppy uppy

Bruce:

Dick: uppy uppy uppy

Bruce:

Dick: uppy :(

Bruce: *lifts him an inch above the ground*

Dick: :D

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14 yr old Dick (to superman): upp-

Superman: *takes him and instantly flies into the stratosphere*

Bruce:

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anothertimdrakestan · 2 years

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*the batfam at jason's funeral*

tim: do you guys think i can just get a minute with him alone?

everyone: of course *leaves*

tim: look asshat we both know you're not actually dead.

jason: shut the hell up drake and let me have my moment i think bruce might cry this time!

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incorrect-waynemanor · 1 year

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tim: what are you writing?

damian: the government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. i'm letting them know it's private information

tim, looking over damian's shoulder: this just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy

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incorrectjaydick · 24 days

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Dick: This food is too hot… I cant eat it. Jason: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: silence Tim: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Bruce: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dc #incorrect jaydick #jaydick #dickjay

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the-knight-of-kisses · 10 months

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Dick: What do you have behind your back?

Jason: Nothing. Just something I want Selina's opinion on for Valentine's Day.

Dick: You don't want my opinion?

Jason: Not really.

Dick: Come on, I'm your older brother. Ask me.

Jason: *showing him two leather jackets* Oh, okay, big brother. Which one of these would make your little brother look hotter so your best friend would want to do him?

Dick: *freezing for a moment, then turning away and mumbling* The black one..

#incorrect dc #jason todd #dick grayson #ship up for interpretation #in my head its #jayroy #incorrect batfam #source: friends

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bruhseidon · 2 months

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[At Damian & Y/N’s wedding]

Alfred: I now pronounce you, husband and wi—

Jason, who is uninvited by Damian and is petty about it, so he decides to cause some chaos: HE CHEATED ON YOU!!

Damian, who has never once betrayed Y/N: WHO SAID THAT!?

Jason:

Damian: Who said that? Who said that…?

Alfred: I now pronounce you, husband and—

Jason: HE SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER!!

Damian: WHO SAID THAT!?!

Jason:

Damian: WHO SAID THAT SH—

Alfred, speeding up: Inowpronounceyouhusban—

Jason: HIS HAIRLINE’S RECEDING!!

Damian, taking out his katana as he finally catches sight of Jason: [screaming]

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wondersinwaynemanor · 16 days

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a mission with the Bats which involved their bestfriends.

everyone is in a circle before they can go their separate ways.

Dick, smiles, with a hair seemingly still in style as if the mission was a walk in a park: I would like to thank everyone who participated today. We wouldn't have completed this without each of our efforts.

the batkids rolls their eyes because Dick can be so extra, which just makes him grin.

Dick, spreads his arms: I just love this bonding of brotherhood.

everyone is silent until Steph bursts out laughing.

Cass brows furrow in confusion before she leans on Steph to join in laughing.

Duke, snickers: Sure.... Brotherhood.

Tim, shrieks: Brotherhood????

Kon's face turns crimson, standing close to Tim.

Tim and Kon, who just celebrated their anniversary last night somewhere in Greece.

Damian, scowls: What did you just say, Richard?

Jon, who was drinking water, nearly chokes.

Damian and Jon, who just started their relationship in the beginning of the month because finally Damian gave in to his feelings.

Jason, rolls his eyes some more: You are just embarrassing yourself, Dickface.

Roy, chuckles: Wow. Brotherhood at its finest.

Jason and Roy, who just moved in together last week.

Wally, face so red: Really, Dick?? Brothers??? Us??

Dick and Wally, who have been together before they even know it.

Dick, groans: I know, okay??? I just don't want to admit that my brothers are growing up!!

Jason: You are such a drama queen.

Duke: Maybe use another term next time, Dick?

Damian: Tt. I second that motion.

Jon, nods enthusiastically: Whatever Dami says!

Tim, yawns, leaning on Kon: How about we all go home and rest?

Kon, wraps his arm around Tim's waist: I better take Rob home.

Cass, nods: Indeed! Me and Steph. Go now.

Steph, holds her hand: We got a date planned. See ya!

the rest of the boys: WHAT????

Babs, through comms: Can we wrap this up, gentlemen? So I can sleep and you can sort out your feelings for each other.

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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Billy: Okay, so, your lame no killing code extends to everyone? As in everyone.

Bruce as Batman who owes Clark a favour and must now babysit the League baby: That's what the every is for.

Billy: No yeah I got that part, I just mean. There has to be someone you want to kill, like, really badly. Joker?

Bruce: Killing him won't make a difference because he's devoid of anything that makes a person worthwhile, and it would bring him satisfaction. So no.

Billy: Okay, point. Would you kill Doomsday for a million dollars?

Bruce: Firstly, the chances of me successfully killing Doomsday are equal to none. Secondly, monetising life shouldn't be acceptable

Billy, has no idea what monetising means: Okay fine. Pfft, would you kill Bruce Wayne for --

Bruce, not missing a beat: I'd do it for a can of beans and a microwaved soda

#billy: i......i was joking #bruce: -- i want to watch the life leave his eyes slowly and slowly cut off all his limbs with a rusty batarang and also--#batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #shazam #billy batson #justice league #clark ultimate bruce wayne simp flying through a wall: youd do WHAT to WHO #text #incorrect dc #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes

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namelessayakashi · 2 years

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