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nookisms · 8 months
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The Riddler: Riddle me thi- Is that a fucking kid.
Dick Grayson, a non-native English speaker: What does fucking mean?
The Riddler: Fuck- I mean shit- I mean it's a grown up word, ask your dad about it
[A Few Years Later]
The Riddler: Riddle me th- Is that another fucking kid
Jason Todd, raised in Crime Alley his entire life: Who the hell you calling a fucking kid? I'll beat your ass motherfucker, you and me right now.
The Riddler: Wow you are. Something.
[A Few Years After That]
The Riddler: Riddle me- Where the fuck are you getting these children?
Tim Drake, raised in high society but also not raised at all: That's a naughty word sir.
The Riddler: At least you're polite
[A Few More Years Later]
The Riddler: Riddle m- WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ONE HAVE A SWORD!?
Damian Wayne, above silly things like Vulgar Language: I Was Expecting A Battle Of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unarmed.
The Riddler: WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT???
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incorrectbatfam · 19 hours
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Riddler: Ah, yes. I’ve been expecting you.
Bruce: What? How’s that possible?
Riddler: By staring at that door continuously for hours. Something was bound to happen.
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angelofthenight · 3 months
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Ed: My (s/o)’s been listening to these true crime podcasts and now they know too much
Ed: they just said,
You: “bodies don’t float if you puncture the lungs”
Ed: So if I go missing TELL THE COPS THEY DID IT
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I'm alive but only ironically.
Twt op cr: @FranziaMom
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whats-those · 5 months
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Gotham (Nygmobblepot) + text posts part 10!
[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 7] [part 8] [part 9] [part 11] [part 12] [part 13] [part 14]
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scarletembers04 · 8 months
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I would watch it
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headcanonthings · 9 months
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*Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian chatting* The Riddler: What do you think you’re doing? Jason: We’re TRYING to have a team meeting, thank you very little. Dick: Yeah! Team ears only. The Riddler: We’re in the middle of a fight! Damian: And we’re in the middle of a conversation! Tim: What don’t you get about that?
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Harvey: Welcome to the Fuck Penguin club, where we all say a collective "Fuck You" to that slimy bastard, but first a word from our newest member
Ed, sweating: ...so there may have been a misunderstanding...
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waterfire1848 · 2 years
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Poison Ivy: Batman, we thought you were dead.
Bruce: Sorry to disappoint. We were undercover.
Harley: We?
[ Robin appears next to Batman after dropping out of the Batplane. ]
The Riddler: Is that a child?!
Bruce: Let’s dance.
Harley: How exactly do you plan on-
Bruce: Robin!
[ Dick attacks Two-Face. ]
The Penguin: Be careful! Having a son has only made him stronger and more unstable!
Bruce: You all should have called for backup.
Catwoman: We should have called child protective services.
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imthekingofgotham · 5 months
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I put Gotham character’s names in an incorrect quotes generator, here are the funniest:
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adalwolfgang · 24 days
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Jervis: Happy birthday my dear! It’s me! I’m your gift!
(Name), whispering to Jon: did you get a receipt or do i have to keep him?
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(Name): And that's how I got here...
Zsasz: Ha! You sure are a funny one!
*Zsasz stares for a long moment*
Y/N: What?
Zsasz: I like you. Like a lot. I'm going to keep you.
*His hand tightly held (Name)’s*
(Name): Uh..okay-.
Negan: Good! There was no choice anyway.
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Edward: I always apologize when I'm wrong.
(Name): I don't think I've ever seen you apologize before.
Edward: I'm never wrong.
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Oswald: you're trying to use my ego against me?
(Name): I thought it'd work.
Oswald: no, it worked. I'll do it.
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Jerome: Something's off.
(Name): maybe you've finally developed human emotions and are actually feeling bad for hurting people?
Jerome: no, but that's funny!
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Jon: Have you heard the joke about the gas light?
(Name): no..?
Jon: Yeah you have.
(Name): no I haven’t.
(Name): You've literally heard it already.
(Name): I HAVEN’T?!
(Name): You're crazy.
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riddle-man · 1 year
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jokesonyouimfruity · 16 days
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Eddie is a bit clingy,
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Also here’s a joker design (I’m actually going to stick with this one I swear)
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I spent an ungodly amount of time staring down pictures of 2004 joker for this,
Here the quote btw))
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angelofthenight · 4 months
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Ed: We should mate.
You: I'm sorry?
Ed: Uh, I mean date, we should go on a date sometime.
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yeah-thats-a-spoon · 1 year
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whats-those · 5 months
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Gotham (Nygmobblepot) + text posts part 7!
[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 8] [part 9] [part 10] [part 11] [part 12] [part 13] [part 14]
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