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p1nkshield · 11 months

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Jason found out that the easiest way to get the things he wants from Bruce and Dick is to be the slightest bit cute. Chaos follows.

Bruce: Tell me again why you let Jason drive the Batmobile behind my back?

Dick: [mumbles]

Bruce: hn?

Dick: He called me big brother okay! He said please! He pulled the little wing card! I caved Bruce! I caved under the pressure!

Bruce: You can look Darkseid in the eye and crack jokes but the moment Jason says please you crack under pressure?

Dick: like you wouldn’t crumble into dust if he said “Hey Dad can I have a rocket launcher please?”

Bruce, thinking about it: … yeah I would fold like laundry.

Dick: Exactly!

#dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #wally shows dick a picture of Jason when he was young and him now #corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures #dick: they’re the same picture #wally: No-

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0vergrowngraveyard · 3 months

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getting grounded speedrun

#what you dont happening inbetween the two pictures is sonic invoking the fear of gaia within tails #i have some incorrect quotes im gonna draw overtime #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #unbreakable bond #the brothers ever #art #sth

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jasontoddispoly · 7 months

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Jason: I swing both ways ;).

Jason: Violently. With a Bat. Come get some motherfuckers!

#sorry but when writing this I pictured him picking tim up and using him as the bat #jason todd #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #dc #tim drake #red hood #batfam incorrect quotes #batfamily incorrect quotes

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sxphr · 2 months

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"Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture."

#theyre the same picture #its them your honour #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wednesday #incorrect wednesday quotes #enid #wenclair

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slippery-domjot-balls · 9 months

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So, tell me about Dr. Bashir.

#star trek ds9 #ds9 #julian bashir #kira nerys #jadzia dax #miles o'brien #worf #morn #leeta #jake sisko #ben sisko #pictures courtesy of trekcore.com #incorrect trek quotes

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thischerik · 5 months

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I’d like to imagine he’s projecting the emoji

#thischerik #incorrect pictures #cherik #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #incorrect x men quotes #x-men #incorrect cherik quotes #xmen #magneto #professor x #marvel #xmcu #james mcavoy #michael fassbender #no thoughts only dilfneto #wow !! pretty boy!!

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lilliejareau · 5 months

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“would you survive the zombie apocalypse?”

emily: would i survive the zombie apocalypse? the answer is simple; yes. I have great combat skills, a gun that i know how to use, i’m in shape, i have more survival skills than most, AND i’ve seen every episode of The Walking Dead. I’ve got this shit down to a T.

*camera cuts to spencer*

spencer: no.

#picture this like an interview scene in The Office #incorrect criminal minds #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect #criminal minds gone wrong #cm #incorrect cm #incorrect criminal minds quotes #cm incorrect quotes #emily prentiss #spencer reid #lillie jareau

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dwobbitfromtheshire · 5 months

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Steve’s grandma is quite accepting and equally mean and bitchy in other areas:

Steve: I'm getting married!

Grandma Harrington: Oh, honey, how wonderful! Who's the lucky guy or gal?

Steve: Well, uh. . .Eddie!

Eddie grinned and tucked his head onto Steve’s shoulder.

Grandma: Oh, well, I guess this is a small town.

She got up, kissed Steve on the head, and left the room.

Eddie: *scowling* What the hell did that mean?

Steve: That, my friend, is the seldom heard but much feared Grandma burn.

#stranger things #stranger things s4 #eddie munson #joseph quinn #eddie stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson lives #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #steve harrington's grandma is bitchy and i definitely picture as betty white #incorrect stranger things quotes #source: that 70s show

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stanheightsgordon · 6 months

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made this yesterday so coffinshipping be upon ye

#coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #peter strahm #mark hoffman #saw franchise #it came to me in a vision #incorrect quotes #incorrect hoffstrahm #incorrect coffinshipping #also i think the way the photos for the profile pictures got messed up just adds to it

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zipas · 1 year

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#red hood #dc batman #damian wayne #jason todd #dc robin #I was gonna make Jasons pfp a funny picture but couldnt find one so thats the best I had #batfam twitter #batfamily #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam

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nightlocked-in · 4 days

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“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked

#katnissexual #i’m joking btw #and i agree with yall #he says you’ve ruined all other women for me #yeah twink we know #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #thg #nightlocked-in #everlark #peeta mellark #hunger games headcanon #hunger games incorrect quotes #thg incorrect quotes #bisexual peeta #peeta what’s your sexuality?#idk #what do u mean u don’t know #i’ve never thought about it #well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls?#he thinks for a second…. girl #just one #katniss he says #i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later #peeta why don’t you look at me during sex?#huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha #katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love #so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her #so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him #and that never stops being a problem

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weird-an · 6 months

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Billy: I've been waiting to meet this "King Steve" everyone's been telling me so much about!

Steve: Dude, just blow me already.

#ajshdh i picture billy kneeling in front of steve and still talking #harringrove #billy x steve #billy hargrove #incorrect harringrove quotes

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padawansuggest · 8 months

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Obi-Wan: *watching a bunch of escaped initiates absolutely destroying a fountain and terrorizing Masters Windu and Tiin, turns to Anakin at his side* Are you gonna be part of the problem, or part of the solution?

Anakin: I plan on making this scenario look like it’s not a problem in comparison.

Obi-Wan: Great. You honor my teachings. Love that for us. Fuck. Master was right.

Anakin: About what? You being too feral to raise a kid?

Obi-Wan: You’ve been talking to his ghost too much.

Anakin: He told me where to find your baby pictures. You bit a lot of people at my age. I can do worse.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #Obi’s baby pictures are full of him biting people #it’s the only time they got him to sit still for more than two seconds

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hearts-4buck · 4 months

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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)