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New Robin Tim: *Just sitting there happily watching the Incredibles with Dick and Bruce*
Dick and Bruce: *secretly watching Tim and glancing at each other every time Syndrome comes on screen*
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pool-spidey · 2 years
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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[Harry's dream of Sirius getting captured by Voldemort: Part 2] Sirius, to a monologuing Voldemort: Is this the torture? Because you're boring me to death.
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Arthur: My wife will be upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest…
Gwen ( his wife ): Arthur, it’s Merlin.
Arthur: *heart rate speeds up and he looks Merlin up and down*
Arthur: … what’s up? 😏
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 years
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Terezi: B4B3
John: Yes i would still hate-love you if you turned into a worm, stop asking me that
Terezi: WH4T 1F 1 W4S 4 FUNKO POP?
John: ...........
John: ......
John:
Terezi: 4NSW3R TH3 FUCK1NG QU3ST1ON 3GB3RT
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qixjone · 2 years
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*at a foxes get together*
nicky: whats the kinkiest thing youve done?
andrew: nothing
neil: *chokes*
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Mace, after Palpatine's finished boasting: Well then, can you destroy Coruscant?
Palpatine: God, I hope not!
Palpatine: That’s where I keep all my stuff.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 4 months
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{There's an explosion in the printing room coating the windows in black ink.]
Zoffy: Dammit, Seven!
Seven: What?? I'm sitting right next to you, I didn't do anything!
Zoffy: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Taro!
Man: Taro's not here. He's the teacher chaperone for the academy's secondary year field trip.
Zoffy: Oh... Then who blew up the printer??
[Father of Ultra sneaks passed them; his whole front covered in ink.They soon figured out it was him when they saw the outline left behind on the wall...the giant horns gave it way]
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ladymiraclewings · 15 days
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Caine: Lets get you somewhere safe, dear. *throws Kinger out the window* Kinger: *screaming as he falls several stories*
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incorrecthsrquotes · 4 months
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Announcer: Could you destroy the world? Strong Badman: Egad, I hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff.
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Thuggory: I'm seriously going to punch my Father in the face for having the audacity to EXILE me just because I failed some STUPID TEST!! 💢😠
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rwbybutincorrect · 2 years
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[talking about Penny's powers]
Ruby: Well, can you… like… destroy Remnant?
Penny: Dear Gods, I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.
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incorrect-hololive · 2 years
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IRyS: Well then, can you destroy the Earth?
Baelz: God, I hope not! That’s where I keep all my stuff.
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hxuse-xf-black · 1 year
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Pansy, to Draco, Theo & Blaise: What were you thinking?! Theo: Thought is not my area of expertise.
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Mira: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second. XR: Can't lose something you never had.
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incorrectdmp · 1 year
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Vincent: Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday but the gods won’t let me die so I’m back.
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