Arthur: My wife will be upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest…
Gwen ( his wife ): Arthur, it’s Merlin.
Arthur: *heart rate speeds up and he looks Merlin up and down*
Arthur: … what’s up? 😏
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Terezi: B4B3
John: Yes i would still hate-love you if you turned into a worm, stop asking me that
Terezi: WH4T 1F 1 W4S 4 FUNKO POP?
John: ...........
John: ......
John:
Terezi: 4NSW3R TH3 FUCK1NG QU3ST1ON 3GB3RT
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*at a foxes get together*
nicky: whats the kinkiest thing youve done?
andrew: nothing
neil: *chokes*
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Mace, after Palpatine's finished boasting: Well then, can you destroy Coruscant?
Palpatine: God, I hope not!
Palpatine: That’s where I keep all my stuff.
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{There's an explosion in the printing room coating the windows in black ink.]
Zoffy: Dammit, Seven!
Seven: What?? I'm sitting right next to you, I didn't do anything!
Zoffy: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Taro!
Man: Taro's not here. He's the teacher chaperone for the academy's secondary year field trip.
Zoffy: Oh... Then who blew up the printer??
[Father of Ultra sneaks passed them; his whole front covered in ink.They soon figured out it was him when they saw the outline left behind on the wall...the giant horns gave it way]
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Caine: Lets get you somewhere safe, dear. *throws Kinger out the window*
Kinger: *screaming as he falls several stories*
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Announcer: Could you destroy the world?
Strong Badman: Egad, I hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff.
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Thuggory: I'm seriously going to punch my Father in the face for having the audacity to EXILE me just because I failed some STUPID TEST!! 💢😠
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[talking about Penny's powers]
Ruby: Well, can you… like… destroy Remnant?
Penny: Dear Gods, I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.
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IRyS: Well then, can you destroy the Earth?
Baelz: God, I hope not! That’s where I keep all my stuff.
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Mira: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second.
XR: Can't lose something you never had.
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