#ironfam quotes

[stxar-pvnk]

Steve: Tony!! Tonnny!!!

Peter: what are you doing?

Steve: I can't find tony

Peter: oh I can, watch this

Peter proceeds to put on a deep voice

Peter: I HATE PETER PARKER

Tony popping out from thin air

Tony: WHO THE HELL SAID THAT ABOUT MY CREEPY CRAWLY KID.

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[ir0npvrker]

rhodey: i remember sending tony an email that started off with “i hope this email finds you well” and this man responded with “this email finds me hungover”

pepper: *disappointed sigh*

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[underoooos]

Tony : Kid did you eat all the powdered sugar donuts? Peter: *mouth full of donuts* Um. No? Tony : Then what's all that on your pants Peter: Peter: That's cocaine

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[funnyincorrectmcu]

Tony: I’m so tired I could eat a horse. Peter: I identify as a horse and this offends me. Harley: I identify as offends and this horses me. Morgan: I offend horses identify me. Pepper: Hold on.  Pepper: *turns to Tony* Why would you eat a horse if you were tired?

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[prkrknr]

pepper: you're a mess, you can't survive on coffee alone.

tony, peter, and harley, having been on the lab for 53 hours straight: watch us.

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[universemarvel]

Peter: "Car park" is the British equivalent to "parking lot," right?

Tony: Yeah.

Peter: Following that reasoning, a British "dog park" could be considered a "barking lot."

Tony: Where do these thoughts even come from child

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[youknowwhoiamjr]

Me, stepping on PETER’S STUPID LEGO: FRICK

Tony: listen I know it hurts but watch the fucking language

🤠🖕

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[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #152

Every year around the holidays, a "bug war" breaks out in the Parker-Stark households 

Not bugs as in creepy crawlies. Technology bugs. Surveillance.

Tony and Peter are both determined to figure out what the other wants for the holidays 

The two are on surprisingly even ground: Peter's spider-sense doesn't consider this a threat, and FRIDAY won't snitch. They both have to find any "bugs" the old fashioned way.

Bonus:

Soon enough the whole Ironfam is wrapped up in it. November and December become a time of yearly paranoia, everyone watching what they say and "checking for bugs." 

Even Peter's friends discover tiny bugs on them. When Ned first learns the itty bitty robot behind his coat button is from Tony Stark trying to find out what he wants for Christmas he faints on the spot

Bonus 2, Crack Taken Seriously Boogaloo:

For a bit of drama: it's all fun and games until one year Peter gets kidnapped. The situation is bad. They only find him in time thanks to one of the "holiday bugs" Tony recently snuck on

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[mischiefsemimanaged]

Tony: HEY! HEY!

Pepper, whispering: Shh, Peter's sleeping.

Tony, whispering: Sorry.

Pepper: What did you need?

Tony, whispering: There's a fire.

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[maryo274]

Sure, that was mom's word, alright. 🤣

Marvel, Sony ©

Art by Maryo274 ©

If you like my art support with a reblog, it is appreciated. And you’re always welcome to comment too.

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[thatoneguyinthechair]

King Peter Quacker

Peter, hungover: Please tell me I imagined claiming to be the king of all ducks. Harley: I would, but then I'd be committing treason by lying to the king of all ducks.

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[skyebirdie]

Stephen: One thing I learned when I was young is that death is a part of life.

Tony: If you tell Peter what happened death is going to be a part of your life.

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[ir0npvrker]

tony: i’ve learned some very valuable lessons from this

rhodey: i’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away

tony: death isn’t real and i’m basically god

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[underoooos]

Tony : Don't you dare.

Peter: *smiles*

Tony : I swear to god

Peter: *smiles wider*

Tony : Please don't.

Peter: *puppy dog eyes*

Tony : *laughs* Alright you're too adorable you're forgiven this time

Rest of the Avengers: Oh COME ON! EVERY TIME!

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[funnyincorrectmcu]

Harley: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Peter: But are you shuffling? Harley: Everyday. Tony: What language are you two speaking??

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[natsskydivingcrew]

Peter: I wish you could block people in real life

Tony: A restraining order.

Natasha: Murder.

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