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leon-production · 2 months
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Photographer Jordan Robins has captured the amazing hues of the Tasman Sea - all thanks to clusters of seaweed that glow in the dark.🌊
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violent138 · 3 months
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Baby Dick Grayson as Robin meets the League and they're all gobsmacked at how Batman, who has an emotional range that goes from cynical wet blanket to unstoppable force of nature, has such a seemingly normal and happy kid.
"He must get it from his mom." Green Lantern said, trying to build some kind of rapport. "She approve of you running around beating up bad guys, little man?"
"My mom is dead," Dick replied and Green Lantern paled.
"Oh that's uh--"
"It happened right in front of us." Dick continued conversationally, gesturing to himself and Bruce.
The rest of the League start frantically signalling to Hal without using words, abort! Abort!
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abisalli · 1 year
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bring your kid to work day 
★bonus:  he’s impressed 
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"My favourite superhero is Green Lantern!"
"My favourite is the Flash!"
"Mine is Robin!"
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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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Hal: Hey Batman, do you take criticism?
Bruce: I do not, and do not speak to me or my son ever again.
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gothamundernightlight · 3 months
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Nightwing: *gets a call
Nightwing: Hello?
Green Lantern: Hey, Wing, I’ve got a question for you.
Nightwing: Sure, what’s up?
Green Lantern: I got an email from Batman earlier tonight, and I’m not sure if it’s a mistake or a threat.
Nightwing: Why, what does it say?
Green Lantern: I hope this email finds you before I do.
Nightwing: …
Nightwing: That’s a threat. Evacuate the planet.
Green Lantern: *static and then silence
Nightwing: Damn, too late.
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jayzelnut · 1 year
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This is probably how this happened, right?
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angelltheninth · 1 year
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Can I please request female reader smut bodyworshipping the DC Boys (Bruce, Tim, Jason, Clark, Hal, Wally) headcanons please (reader doing it to them)
They deserve to be loved and worshipped.
Pairing: Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Wally West, Hal Jordan, Clark Kent x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, bodyworship, kissing, hickyes, cuddles, moaning, blushing, humping, blowjob, pussyjob
A/N: These guys need to be shown so much love for the shit they always go through.
Bruce always feels like he needs to get ready for you lavishing him with love and care to that extent. Very used to people thirsting over him and just fucking but what you two have is much more so the soft kisses and touches and the way you slowly slide your hand down his body to wrap around his cock make his body buzz with lust and his hips buck.
Jason loves it when you kiss your way up his abs and lick your slick off in the process. Seeing as you used his abs to come earlier its only fair that you repay him for it. Part of him wants to push his cock inside you and come in there but another part just wants to relx into your touches and feel your whole body on top of his as you take things slow, almost edging him.
Tim is super shy about you taking in every part of his body, walking around him and kissing down his spine and up to his neck, one hand jerking him off, the other rolling his nipples between your fingers and getting the sweetest sounds from him. Theres a trail of little red kiss marks from his back, across his chest and finally down to his cock.
Wally looks pretty damn happy with himself when you're licking drops of cum off his cock and getting on top of him to ride him. If he wanted to he could thrust into you so damn fast, putting your vibrator to shame but insted he allows himself to take it slow, to let you go at a snails pace as you push up and then ever so slowly back down to give him full body chills which you then massage away.
Hal takes no chances to let you leave once you're on top of him, rubbing your whole body against his. Its good to be inside you while you worship his body, kissing and licking and biting across his shoulders and neck while your nails leave scratch marks on his hips and his ass while he comes inside you, one orgasm after another.
Clark is used to being looked at a lot and having people admire him but not in a sexual way. The first time you kissed all over his body, mapping his weak spots you had trouble with it because he would moan and blush no matter where you touched him. You barely had to touch his cock to get him to finish, but not to worry he's got that Kryptonian stamina.
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sasssstiell · 1 year
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Au where the justice league doesn’t know Batman is basically just regular human and his kids decide to spread rumors about him and their family to other heroes. And they just decided they were going to make their family sound like borderline Etheridge abominations. They didn’t even have a meeting a about it one of them just heard some rumors and the rest of them started playing a game of “yes and…” that’s lasted way too long.
Green lantern: why is spooky in such a bad mood all the time
Night wing: if you had layed as many eggs as he had you’d probably always being a bad mood too
Green lantern: W H A T
Night wing: yeah where else did you think he got this many kids?
Signal: yeah unlike most of my family who was hatched I actually was the original Bat-signal but a wizard turned me into a human and Batman adopted me since I was already on the clock helping everyone anyway
Flash: he just… adopted a sentient light?
Signal: i geuss technically by the letter of the law I’m his foster kid but yeah
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propertyofwhitney67 · 5 months
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Things I liked that I found on blogspot
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deam09 · 7 months
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I love the love-hate dynamic between Hal and Bruce, I know they love each other deep down XD
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gotham-exclusive · 1 year
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Bruce: Thanks to Hal, my children have taken up cursing
Diana: Really? How bad?
Bruce: Last night, Damian referred to bedtime as a “fucking crisis.”
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celaenaeiln · 1 month
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Hello, hello! It's been a while!!! Hope you're well. I had this hc about how Batfam is susceptible to manipulation, but only if it's Dick doing it. Like the blind faith he commands, there will literally get everyone ready to get him what he wants without him actually having to do anything. Like of anyone asks for a reason: "Dick said so". That's enough.
Just wanted your opinion on this
Omg hello!!! It’s been so long!! I’m so happy to hear to hear from you again 😆💕❤️!!
Hc that Bruce being completely susceptible to all of Dick’s manipulations due to the sheer faith he has in him? ABSOLUTELY!!
It’s so friggin true I’m pretty sure this is borderline canon if not canon already!!
Because here’s the thing: from the dawn of Batman comics to now, through all the changes that have occurred, there has only been one thing that remains constant and that is the fact that Bruce trusts Dick unconditionally.
There are MULTIPLE scenarios where Bruce confides solely in Dick and he actually worries heavily when his only companion leaves:
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The Brave and Bold (1955) Issue #197
"My only real friends know me as Batman...Dick, Alfred, Kathy Kane...except..what do I do when Dick graduates college...and Alfred retires...and Kathy gives up being Batwoman? What do I do...when I'm finally alone?"
Bruce...that's a whole lot of pressure and expectation to put on a kid a decade younger than you..
But the point still stands because Bruce needs Dick. In the beginning of the Batman comics, there wasn't even Alfred around. It was just Dick and Bruce and they lived in an entire mansion together by themselves and had dual responsibilities of Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne as well as Batman and Robin. It was quite literally only the two of them in their own world. They went on adventures you wouldn't believe and had things happen beyond people's wildest imaginations. The Golden Age was a fever dream that encompassed only the two of them. They didn't have anyone else and they didn't want anyone else.
Dick pulled Bruce out of one of the worst times of his life when he was just Robin and Bruce pulled Dick out of depression during his. This resulted in a unbreakable bond. It's a deep kind of unshakable, irreplaceable love and profound trust that they have in each other that the other will only and always be there for them in the worst of times of their lives and the happiest of ones as well.
It's that kind of devotion and attachment to each other that established their relationship for decades. Every single timeline has consistently kept this - "You're my only one." - kind of relationship between the two of them.
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Batman (2011) Issue #2
Bruce knows that of everyone he's ever met, Dick will always be the one to know him and hear him.
There's another comic panel that stuck out to me too-
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Titans (2008) Issue #1
"No one knows about them except Bruce, Alfred, Tim. Barbara knows about a few. And ofcourse me."
Bruce only trusts three people - Alfred, his current robin, and Dick.
So consistently and unconditionally, it only comes down to two people at ALL times. For another example, during Death Metal, when the entire Justice League is hunting down Batman and the Batfamily, Bruce would only entrust the deadliest weapon in the world to one person and the entire league knows it.
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Dark Nights: Metal Issue #2
Bruce just has pure faith in Dick for everything. He is the one person that Bruce believes will never do any wrong and he's the one person he always believes and believes in. Period.
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Titans: Beast World Issue #1
Whatever Dick decides, it's the final word.
So that is why Dick is the only person Bruce is susceptible to. He never questions Dick in the comics ever. He's questioned every single person he's ever worked with about their intentions but never Dick. So Dick tells him the world is ending then the world is ending for Bruce.
If Dick tells him that red is an awful tie color, then it's an awful tie color that Bruce will never wear.
If Dick tells him to slick his hair back, take a break, be more compassionate, have faith - Bruce will do anything and everything. And this has been proven time and time again for the most menial situations to the most serious ones.
While everyone looks up at Bruce for answers and orders, Bruce will look to Dick and what he says, that's what they'll all do.
And here's the thing - the entire superhero community doesn't rely just on Bruce for commands, Dick is shown to have an equal weight. A single person has the equivalent weight of the Justice League. They will do what Dick says regardless of what Bruce says.
But the point is Bruce's utter faith in Dick gives him privileges. Anything and everything Dick decides, that's the answer, logic, and light of very reasoning to Bruce because Dick is the very source of existence for Bruce. In Forever Evil he almost let the world die intentionally because he felt that there was nothing to the world if he couldn't save Dick. At times he's fought Dick over his personal choices but every single time, without fail, he comes back literally two issues later to tell him sorry and you're right and we're going to do it your way.
Dick could let the world burn to fucking ashes and Bruce would stand by and clap and praise him. That time in the Blockbuster arc? Where Dick passively killed a man and started self-harming? Bruce roughly grabbed his face, got real close, and told him in his darkest voice that he doesn't give a flying fuck who dies or who Dick kills. As long as Dick doesn't dare hurt himself.
Dick can tell Bruce anything he ever wants, lie or truth, big or small, and Bruce will believe it with no doubts and no questions asked. That is the weight of his faith in him. Of course if someone does ask why he chose to do something a certain way? He can just say, "Because Dick said so." And as you called it, that answer alone will be enough. For everyone.
Don't be fooled by Dick's submissiveness to Bruce's commands. Bruce is holding him by the neck, but he's holding Bruce's leash just as tightly.
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striveattemptfail · 1 year
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wfa #77 vs detective comics (1937) #241
theoretically, i know that the yellow batsuit is a reference to tec #241 where bruce switched up his costumes to make sure he was the centre of attention, and not robin
however
i have to be honest: the moment i saw that brightass yellow
all i could think was
oh my god
that's the suit that nearly killed hal jordan
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all star batman and robin (2005) #9
i really thought wfa was out here referencing ASBAR and nearly lost my entire gd mind
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confused-wanderer · 8 months
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Dick by far is the most chaotic robin to ever exist. It’s worse cuz he’s the last person you’d expect it from.
When he’s the most experienced or there’s a job to do its always understood that he steps up. That he is the serious one who makes sure no one gets hurt. That its his responsibility, his task and he has to be in control.
But if there’s ever a situation where there are other more experienced people around who can get the job done, he is more than happy to let go of the reins and just be as chaotic as he possibly can. The most “loophole-est morally grey surfer who still gets the job done”
Its why superman rarely tags along with nightwing’s missions anymore, why no members of the OG teen titans or super kids+flash kids+bat kids can be left alone together.
Dick and Wally are by far the most chaotic duo simply because they are unstoppable. It doesn’t help when the rest of the titans join in the shenanigans, literal Gods acting childish while Dick somehow wreaks more havoc than all of them combined. And then emerges unscathed from whatever he’s set fire to.
Last time they made that mistake the entire league wished they’d just caused interplanetary incidents because it was a far easier situation to handle than whatever fresh hell was going to be brought on their doorstep.
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