#source: Scrubs

[axplne]

The failed proposal

Dazai: Champagne?

Chuuya: Nah, I think I'll just stick with coffee.

Dazai (shrugging then placing the engagement ring in the coffee mug): Anything for you.

Chuuya: Ah, what the hell. I'll have the champagne.

Dazai: ...

Dazai hisses in pain as he retrieves the ring from the coffee.

Chuuya: Everything alright?

Dazai (pouring the glasses of champagne): All good

Dazai offers the glass to Chuuya but the phone rings.

Chuuya (on the phone): Hello?

Dazai motions for him to hang up.

Chuuya (on the phone): She died?!

Chuuya (hanging up the phone): One of Kouyou's girls just died.

Dazai (offering the champagne glass to Chuuya): Shall we celebrate her life?

Chuuya: ...

Dazai (sighs): You should go to her.

Chuuya (kissing Dazai's cheek): Thanks babe.

Chuuya grabs the champagne glasses and pours them down the sink.

Chuuya (leaving): Don't get yourself into trouble, ok?

Dazai dashes over to the sink just to see the ring fall down the drain.

Dazai: Is this a sign from God that I shouldn't propose or...?

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd skk #skk #soukoku #chuuya x dazai #incorrect quotes #bsd incorrect quotes #source: scrubs

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Okay, we have to find a way out of here.

Jason: Burn down the building.

Tim: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.

Dick: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.

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[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Gale: Uh, Karlach, can I ask you a question?

Karlach: Yeah.

Gale: Why are we laying on the ground?

Karlach: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we were chilling.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Girl problems?

Wanda: … How did you know?

Y/N: You look like you’ve got problems. You’re a girl.

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[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Chuuya: Oh come on Dazai. No soft spot for the one person who slept with you sober?

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[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2626

We trust you, Lae'zel, just please put down the sword. (Dialogue from Scrubs.)

#bg3 #incorrect bg3 quotes #lae'zel #shadowheart #devora wilde #jennifer english #high rollers dnd #astarion #neil newbon #baldur's gate 3 #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: scrubs

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *runs into the room and latches onto Jaune* Jaune, I’ve ruined our baby’s life…! 😭

Jaune: Woah, woah, woah…! Pyr, slow down and tell me what happened!

Pyrrha: I forgot about a parent-teacher meeting at Jamie’s preschool this morning, and now the teachers are going to associate him with a deadbeat mother and give him a hard time, causing him to develop a bad attitude towards school!

Pyrrha: …and then he’s going to drop out of school and start dating a tattooed gang-banger from Mantle who you will constantly badger to get her life together and provide for our son, until one day in a drug-fueled fury she snaps and shoots you!

Pyrrha: *gasps and crushes Jaune against herself* OH NO, I’VE KILLED THE FATHER OF MY BABY!!! 😫

Jaune:

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #rwbabies #source: scrubs

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Luz and Amity are playfully arm wrestling. Luz lets Amity win.

Luz: Aw, you beat me.

Eda and Raine are arm wrestling. Eda wins.

Eda: Do you see what you get, Rainestorm? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?

#lumity #the owl house #luz noceda #amity blight #incorrect lumity quotes #edalyn clawthorne #raine whispers #source: scrubs

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Stiles, glaring at Jennifer: You know, if I was dating him, I'd be more supportive.

Jennifer: You know you said that out loud, right?

Stiles: I'm not ashamed of who I am!

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[incorrectafcrichmond]

Isaac: You think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?

Moe:

Colin:

Jamie:

Thierry:

Sam:

Dani:

Richard:

Jan:

Isaac: Okay, fine, it's like crack to me.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #isaac mcadoo #moe bumbercatch #colin hughes #jamie tartt #thierry zoreaux #sam obisanya #dani rojas #richard montlaur #jan maas #source: scrubs

[chopper-and-ap5]

Obi-Wan: You're stupid.

Maul, laughing: That's it?

Obi-Wan: Give it time. It'll eat at you.

[Later]

Maul, to himself in stress: Am I really stupid?

Maul: Damn him.

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[axplne]

Dazai being a pain in the ass for BSD doctors

Dazai: I'm still a virgin.

Mori: You're pregnant.

Dazai (sighs): Again?

Yosano: Have you used drugs in the last 48 hours?

Dazai: Oh no. Never used drugs.

Yosano: Good because this shot could kill you if it's mixed with narcotics.

Dazai: Never touched a drug before.

Yosano: Kill you painfully.

Dazai: Oh drugs? Yes, all the time.

Mori (forcing 15!Dazai's mouth open to pull out a disposable glove): I just don't understand why you have to eat medical supplies when you have pudding and tater tots.

15!Dazai: Nutrients.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd mori #mori ougai #bsd yosano #yosano akiko #bsd incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: scrubs #bsd fifteen #15!dazai

[incorrectbatfam]

Roy: This is not how we'd agreed we'd raise our kid!

Jason: "Our" kid? Dude, we're not married.

Roy: We're a little married.

Jason: I know.

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[graveyardgang]

Tyler: Okay, we have to find a way out of here.

Ashlyn: Burn down the building.

Aiden: I have an idea, but we’re gonna need a tugboat.

Tyler: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.

#source: scrubs #school bus graveyard #incorrect school bus graveyard #incorrect sbg #sbg #sbg (webtoon)

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I love you.

Y/N: I thought I annoyed you?

Natasha: You do annoy me. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating moment with you.

#source: scrubs #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[uncorrectintamed]

MianMian: Ladies and Gentleman allow me to present. Woman not caring. [Points to self]

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mianmian #incorrect quotes #luo qingyang #source: scrubs