Another reason why I’m a firm believer in letting Bruce get old is because the idea of him looking and his dark haired children without his glasses on and genuinely not being able to tell them apart is unparalleled
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AU where Jason, Cass and Damian meet in the League and cause so much chaos that a burnt out Ra's just dropped them with a note
"Two of them are yours the third one is free"
And Bruce rolls with it
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Cass and Jason dynamic, but because their morals are so conflicting they pretend not to know each other’s secret identites for the family’s sake
Harper: How can you just talk to Jason when you beat the shit out of him just last night?
Cass: What do you mean?
Harper: C’mon, Cass! You literally broke his helmet!
Cass: No, I broke Red Hood’s helmet.
Harper:
Cass:
Jason: Mornin’. Y’all doing alright?
Cass: Good morning, Jay.
Harper: I-
Harper: Forget it. I’d rather not ask.
Or even them in the batcave getting ready for patrol:
Jason: See you later, Cass.
Cass: Later.
Cass: [Looks away and puts her Batgirl mask]
Jason: [Puts his helmet on and turns to face her]
Cass: Red Hood.
Jason: Batgirl.
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The idea of the Batkids doing normal people things while suited up is hilarious to me, you know, like Red Robin and Spoiler making the 9 o'clock news while racing through a grocery store because they totally forgot to get the things Alfred asked them to bring for the family dinner. Or Damian and Dick swinging into the Bludhaven Zoo mid-patrol because Dami really wanted to see the new baby tiger. Red Hood buying lemonade from a kid's stand and then standing there awkwardly messing with his helmet, trying not to hurt the kid's feelings. Black Bat, on a particularly tiring day randomly appeared in the nosebleeds of the ballet hall and started sniping phones out of people's hands. Or Signal and a deeply irritated Batman changing out a blown-out tyre in some back alley, earning amused looks.
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Every family finds its own perfect ratio over time.
Drawn for the 2023 Birdwatchers Discord Word challenge for the prompt 'ratio'
Cross-posted from AO3
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Alfred: Is that another child, Master Bruce?
Bruce: OKAY in my defense they were already punching criminals. I’m just making sure they’re doing it with adult supervision now! And the right equipment!
Alfred:…. Of course, Master Bruce. A grown man in a bat suit running around at night is indeed adequate supervision for children who’re already making questionable choices for their lives.
Bruce: I can’t hear you over the sound of ADOPTION PAPERS AND JUSTICE ALFRED.
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From 03.2022. These are some of my first Batfamily artworks! 🖤
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Black Mask: Any last words?
Jason: I miss Macaulay Culkin.
Dick: Tell Oracle I love her.
Jason: Sure, make me look like an asshole.
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the batfam & hero merch
- bruce only wears Superman and Wonder Woman merch because he doesn’t want his kids to think he’s picking favorites if he wears theirs
- babs mainly wears Nightwing, Batgirl and Spoiler merch, and she has some old Batman merch from before she was a vigilante
- dick’s favorite hoodie is Red Robin merch, but he owns merch for everyone in the family & Superman that he wears consistently
- cass LIVES in Batman merch, she is always wearing some, but she also owns Spoiler and Batgirl merch
- all the merch jason owns have been gifts from his family, he refuses to buy any himself except for Wonder Woman merch
- tim mainly wears Nightwing merch, but he owns Spoiler and Signal merch as well. he also made his own Oracle merch that he wears (he makes some for the rest of the family as well)
- steph wears Spoiler merch unironically, and has Red Hood, Signal and Batgirl merch she wears on occasion
- duke wears his Red Robin and Robin merch the most, but he also has merch for the rest of his siblings + babs
- damian only wears Batman and Nightwing merch, he refuses to wear merch for anyone else
(dick and tim also own merch for their hero friends that they wear)
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