#wHY NOT RED

[i-luvsang]

okay so i may not like the green but! i'm really interested in how it will look in concert you know?? cuz concert pics are always just so good. and i wonder how it will fade ...

#god actually the one time they dye his hair and adventurous color #it's actually a little horrid #taking my fav color and putting it to shame by making it neon #i hate neon colors #i'm a tiny bit angry bc his hair length is so perfect rn #and also because #wHY NOT RED #WHY #NOT #RED #wHAT DID I DO TO NEVER GET YEOSANG WITH RED HAIR #SAN LOOKS SO GOOD WITH IT BUT #LORD

[elesketchii]

as both a good omens and red dead enthusiast i feel robbed

#neil gaiman i am in your walls #Begging for western aziracrow next season PLEEEEAAAASEEEE #good omens #good omens 2 #do i tag this as rdr. #sure why not #red dead redemption 2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable spouses #aziracrow #my art #digital art #fanart

[lustwithoutlore]

After a mission…

Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.

Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?

Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.

Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.

#Dick unexpectedly comes over and Jason has to rush to hide the evidence #Dick: Jason. Why is there a pitcher of tea a Pride and Prejudice DVD and a gallon of bubble bath hidden inside your oven #Jason: … it’s a sacrifice to my edgelord gods? #batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #bruce wayne #tim drake #cassandra cain #dick grayson #stephanie brown #nightwing #duke thomas #signal dc #batfam memes #incorrect batfamily quotes #red robin #robin dc #dc comics #damian wayne

[dragonpyre]

If the Lazarus pit can restore lost limbs and bones and shit, would that mean it also restores wisdom teeth?

What I’m saying is, assuming Jason had his wisdom teeth out early (like I did), he’d have to get them out AGAIN before enacting his 5D chess revenge plan on Batman

#lazarus pit #dc #Jason Todd #red hood #Batman #dc comics #text post #he calls Bruce high as a kite sobbing and asking why he doesn’t love him #Bruce at this point has no idea Jason’s alive #Talia regrets letting Jason have phone privileges

[doe-prince]

Whenever they kiss a star eats itself

#referenced from a trailcam photo again #i don't know why these red halo angels keep finding ways to sneak into my canvases

[stormy-skyzzzzzz]

i adore these two.

anyone who says they don’t act like brothers doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

#batfam #batfamily #comics #jason todd #red hood #dc comics #dc robin #the red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd and dick grayson #they’re brothers your honor #i love them #dick grayson being a cop makes me cackle #it’s just so funny #idk why #love him tho #you slay baby #batman comics #dc comcis #dc red hood #dc nightwing #brothers

[herd-reject-arts]

So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.

#not vc sorry #bird #birds #aves #raptor #hawk #red shouldered hawk #i think. might be wrong on that id #accipitriformes #birds of prey #honestly a really cool guy so close up #I'm happy i wasn't attacked. i would not want to fight a guy that big. #talons on this bird were huge. big scary. #I've never heard of large predatory birds just landing in front of people like that so i don't know what gives #it didn't catch any food or anything. just landed near me then stared me down. #I don't know a lot about bird behavior so i tried to not look back at it but still. #it also didn't look injured. seemed like a healthy bird #if anyone has any idea why this thing would act the way it did I'd love to know

[ashoss]

robin finds this strange little guy with a camera while on patrol

#jason: why not you literally kidnapped me #robin #jason todd #red hood #robin jason means so much to me guys #tim drake #red robin #dc robin #bruce wayne #batman #dc fanart #batfamily #batfam #batbros #dc comics #illustration #ash's doodlings

[firerose18991]

Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?

Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT

Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR

*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*

Bruce: BE-quiet.  They're ADOPTED!

Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.

#Enough on Tim #let's talk about why Bruce doesn't age #bro has three adult children 10 years younger than him #and HE WAS A HIGHSCHOOL DELINQUENT #bruce wayne #batfam headcanons #batsiblings #batboys #batkids #batdad #incorrect batfamily quotes #nightwing #red hood #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #justice league #chaos shit #with love my loves

[ninjasmudge]

thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can

+ top panel without text below the cut

#cult of the lamb #cotl #rspect my privacy at this time by not asking what came over me to make a fully colored comic #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl aym #my art #actully im like really proud of this not sure why it happened but it did #anyway i have at least another 4 cotl jokes to get out right now #if you look real close you can see my hcs for lambs design before and after they got the red crown #and also i need everyone to notice aym and lambs eldrich shadow #and yes i know you can both name the cult anything AND you can have a cult in someones name with it being their cult but consider. funny #narinder

[frogaroundandfindout]

Au where Dick puts a tracking chip in his brothers necks because he grew up with Batman and thinks it’s normal. His siblings, freaks just like him, are a little disturbed but mostly trying to hold back tears because omg he cares so much!!!!!

#no I don’t think this is in character #which is why I said au #dick grayson #richard grayson #nightwing #Robin #red hood #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Damian Wayne #Dc #batfam

[ditzybat]

kon: so i know i don’t age, but why don’t you age?

tim: might have to do with the massive lazarus pit underneath gotham that’s slowly polluting our water, which is why gothamites are constantly angry and why none of our rogues die - maybe idk don’t quote me

kon: WHATTT?!

#tim: why do you think the jokers still alive? mf has died at least 10 times atp #dc #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #robin #red robin #superboy #gotham #lazarus pit #young justice #teen titans

[thedevilundercover]

“Tim literally sucks at self care and can’t function properly without having someone breathing down his neck” is out and “Tim is a fucking health nut and freaks out the rest of the batfam with his ways” is in.

I bet you someone has freaked out when they found out he actually takes care of himself. Like a batfam member has an epiphany and they’re like “omfg he’s actually one of the few ppl in this family who’s succeeded in life and also is pretty healthy”

This man wakes up at 5:00 to go on runs. He eats properly bc of his asplenia. He has a fucking job, a proper 9-5.

he’s like successful in life and shit, that’s why his whole personality is so weird. Like he’s a weird little man who has his life together with a shit ton of duct tape.

I don’t take any arguments against this

#He also has a skin care routine bc why not? #tim drake headcanon #red robin #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #dcu #I personally think the person who’d have the epiphany is Dick #dick grayson #tim drake

[mindonmymoneyandmoneyonmymind]

@demolisherspork on tiktok soo talented

#oh! woah #wow #hurtful #idk what 'why does everyone always look at you that way' sound on tiktok is soo idk it has soo much potential #jason todd #red hood #he doesnt deserve this #he doesnt deserve any of this #batfamily #pls go follow the creator on tiktok if you have it

[dragonpyre]

Gift piece for @llisona! I love the idea that Jason didn't get those scars from an autopsy, but rather, somewhere else

(Guess what, @wrencatte wrote a fic)

Commission info ko-fi

#jason todd #bruce wayne #red hood #batman #dc comics #dc #fanart #fan art #my art #comic #batfamily #batfam #he got vivisected~ #by who? #ra's obvi #why? #because #WHY ARE PPL TAGGING THIS DANNY PHANTOM

[computercreature]

[id: a two panel comic featuring toriel and frisk from undertale. frisk is facing away from the viewer and towards toriel, who says "remember my child, it is always best not to hurt others. wait." the second panel is a close up of toriel holding out a copy of the mob psycho 100 manga. she says "take this with you." end id]

an homage

#silly art #undertale #mp100 #why is this at 10k *eyes turn red* #20k #frisk #toriel dreemurr