Quick dp x dc prompt:
The BatFam finds out via getting tagged a million times on any and all social media sites that Damian apparently got drunkenly married to Jon & Elle while the three were in Las Vegas.
And that alone is making them all lose their collective minds, but somehow there's yet still more on top of that punch in the face because apparently the three didn't get married as Damian Wayne, Jon Kent and Elle Nightingale.
Oh no, that'd be way too easy to handle when it came to how the press and wider world reacted to the youngest son and until very recently one of the most eligible bachelors in the world getting married at three in the morning in a haunted-house themed 24-hour Vegas chapel by a guy dressed up like Zombie Elvis.
No, instead the three of them got married as civilian Damian Wayne and very much not civilians Superboy/Jon-El the Son of Superman and Nomad/Stella Phantom the Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms.
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also bonus meme stuff, this is absolutely how Damian, Jon and Elle greet the paparazzi upon stumbling out of the chapel and the images being shared absolutely everywhere. Steph frames them and hangs them up as the three's "Wedding Photos" because she finds it absolutely hilarious:
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Kaz, seeing Jesper approach him with a weight blanket because everyone just wants him to catch some damn sleep: "Get this shit away from me. If you put this on me or anywhere near me, I will kill you. I will gut you like a fish. I will-"
Jesper: *puts it on him anyway*
Kaz: ....
Jesper: "I can take it off you if you want"
Kaz: "If you take this blanket away from me I will destroy everything you love. I will burn this place down to the ground. I will-"
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bruce allowing a reporter to do an article on him and wayne manor. so he shows the reporter around, and shows them the kids bedrooms.
starting with dick's old room, its fairly messy with a lot of photos of his friends and gym equipment. the reporter makes a joke about how most of the photos are redheads. bruce explains how dick stays here a lot so he leaves a lot of his stuff here but doesn't actually live here anymore.
then they go to jason's room where bruce just pretends to be super sad the whole time. emotional moment. the reporter like, gets down on her knees and does a little prayer for jason and jason is just, hiding in the cupboard trying not to laugh because he forgot he wasn't meant to be here today.
then tim's room. where tim is currently playing video games with cassie, bart, and conner. the reporter makes a comment about the bi flag above his bed and tim just stares at her threateningly in case she was about to say something homphobic, the distraction causes tim to die in the game, kon starts to swear as he was teamed up with tim, making bruce threaten to call his dad (kon: which one?) the room is also an absolute tip, and bruce basically just argues with tim about tidying up.
then to duke's room, which he has only just started moving into so its filled with boxes, but it is very overwhelmingly yellow and a little banner on the door that says "y'all need therapy, not me tho. im totally fine." and the door is covered in bee stickers (courtesy of steph, damian, and tim)
then to damian's room, where he is very casually sitting stiffly on his bed with a sword. the reporter is just. very confused. and damian turns his head and tells bruce to kick tim's friends out the house, and bruce is just like, "you're meant to be in school!?" and damian just utters the word "useless" and just carries on staring at his sword until they leave.
they then go to cass' room which has a little flippable picture of her (one side is her smiling, and the other is her with an angry face- basically just telling ppl if she wants them coming in the room- the sign is on the angry face one) and they enter to find her making out with steph. a lot of awkwardness and panic. steph goes on a rant about privacy and disrespect for wlw couples and calls bruce an "entitled, homophobic, billionaire brat." bruce makes them leave the door partially open and cass just rolls her eyes then shuts it fully when they've left.
later on in the tour, they go to the library and jason is just there reading. so jason does an absolutely terrible english accent and pretends to be alfred's grandson, offering them tea and calling them tossers. the reporter somehow buys it tho and they move on.
in the kitchens is duke, kate, and dick arguing about who's actually been kicked out the kitchen as someone threw away the list of ppl with kitchen bans. so now dick is burning stuff in the oven which kate is trying to salvage and its basically that scene in community and they're just full on panicking.
in the living room is luke helping to fix a wheel on barbara's chair. haley (dog) is scratching the sofa while trying to get into a comfy sleeping spot and a very disturbing horror film is playing on the tv super loudly. while bruce and the reporter are in the room, the main character survives and luke and barbara boo the tv repeatedly.
then when the reporter is leaving, alfred is behind them as they go out the front door, holding onto a cow with damian behind him shouting at him for not letting him have the cow inside.
the reporter is just. so so confused. she never goes back to the manor and doesn't submit the report because who would actually believe this is the bruce wayne's daily life??
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the more i think about the vees the more i love their whole concept, especially after learning about the rift between them and the older overlords. three comparatively young/arrogant upstarts who each think they're the backbone of their little team constantly working and flying by the seat of their pants and scrambling to stay relevant while keeping each other in check because if any one of the trio crumbles the rest will topple down with them. a precarious balancing act
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Sirius: we rock paper scissors on what movie to watch.
James: alright then
James and Sirius: rock paper scissors
Sirius: ✂️
James: 🪨
James: alright, guardians of the galaxy three it is.
Sirius: what? No, I won.
James: what? How's that possible. Rock beats scissors.
Sirius: no scissors beats rock.
James: how?
Sirius: the rock sharpens the scissors.
James: that- that's not how it works.
Sirius: then tell me.
James: scissors beats paper, paper beat rock and rock beats scissors.
Sirius: what? No, the paper is weaker than both, it would dissolve in water-
James: water? Since when was water in this?
Sirius, not listening: and the rock, well if you hit it hard enough it would break in half and it would sink in the water.
James: you're telling me the scissors are indestructible? How about the rust it would get if it was in water?
Sirius: ...
James: where the fuck did you learn rock paper scissors ?
Sirius: Bellatrix....
James: of course you did
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Hi! I had an idea for a poll and am genuinely curious about the answer.
In what order do you say the words in the title of the game "Scissors, Paper, Rock", and where in the world are you from (in tags)?
- Scissors Paper Rock
- Rock Paper Scissors
- Paper Scissors Rock
- another variation
I'm from Australia and everyone I know says "Scissors paper Rock" but everywhere I look on the internet, it seems to be completely disregarded as an option.
Thank you! :)
Please tag where you're from and if there is a difference in the order in which you say those words in your native tongue and English.
There is no option for "this game isn't a thing in my country" and "we call it by a completely different name" due to the 12 options limit. If that's the case, go with how you call it when speaking English 😊
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