#Anyway they’re my autistic gay children and I love them.

[theendos]

Why are all of my fanfic characters a doctor’s worst nightmare

(Warning: There are so many characters that my fingers are blistering writing about them all):

Chainsaw Man:

Zen: Ovaries, spleen, appendix, gallbladder, 1 lung, 1 kidney and 3 ribs all missing from her body. Has a devil contract where the devil is basically a tapeworm.

Miwa: Leg below the knee missing, refuses to wear a normal prosthetic and instead only wears a running blade.

My Hero Academia:

Kosa: Autistic, dissociative identity disorder (I did my research on both), you can see his molars because of his lack of cheek skin (not genetic, that was a fun one to search), gay for the same man his whole life but still has a biological daughter (not m-preg that’s kinda weird).

Fukawa: Unspecified mood regulatory disorder (the doctors know there’s something going on up there, they just don’t know what it specifically is), falls in love at the snap of a finger.

Jin: Has been bitten by snakes so many times that he’s immune to most simple venoms, would give up his hospital bed at the sight of a sick woman.

Goh: Disguises as a woman most of the time - surprisingly convincing -, cataracts, reflexes of a higher power.

Hoshi: Can become allergic to any plant if she grows it with her quirk too often, allergic to peanuts anyway.

Izumi: Gambling addiction - quirk is literally a blood roulette -, drinks her own blood, DNA changes so often it’s nearly impossible to trace her (result of her quirk).

Rei: Raging alcoholic, has so many children he can’t count on one hand - hasn’t met most of them either.

Ino: Is one of the most normal people in a family of heroes and villains.

Mei: Has stretch marks from when she was 2 - result of quirk -, elastic skin - hard to cut, also result of quirk-.

Enki: Has a fire quirk but external sources can set him on fire, SWEATS MAGNESIUM.

Yayoi: Could learn 10 years of training in two minutes - quirk -, doesn’t realise how dangerous things can be.

Fuji: Is the most normal.

Jomei: Produces glue from glands on her body, wears the most unsupportive shoes ever conceived (they’re just the walls of the shoes, there’s no sole).

Kogen: Psychopath, can dislocate his joints at will and keeps total control over them.

And that’s just ONE FAMILY!

Future students:

Obake: So many artificial quirks you could probably supply the whole quirkless population with them, literally immortal, can be shut down by a specific hue of green.

Takara: Stuck in a basement for six years - only ate on wednesdays and sundays - underweight, vitamin D deficiency.

Aruhi: Could carbonate somebody else’s blood.

(Would write them all but I don’t have that level of patience)

Demon Slayer:

Kanpekizu / Mara: “Dead”, would refuse medical treatment if it affected her beauty.

Irinoto: Feeble/sickly, such versatile vocal chords she can imitate most sounds she hears to pin point accuracy, marechi blood.

Mikata: Raised by demons for the first 8 years of her life, is a demon slayer despite being 9 years old, ginger.

Atazuko: Can barely tell the difference between life and dream - uses dream breathing -, can imitate sounds he hears, ginger.

#fanfic #fiction #anime #wattpad #fic #my fic #my hero academia #my ocs #demon slayer #chainsaw man #i swear i’m normal #coincidence #definitely a coincidence

[bluemoose86]

Characters I Adore Despite Never Having Seen a Minute of Their Shows

DISCLAIMER: As it says in the title, I’ve never seen any of the shows I talk about in this post. Because of this, some plot points/character traits/etc. that I talk about might not be accurate. I do plan on watching these shows at some point so I’m trying to avoid too much spoilery content, which is why I haven’t done much extra research. I apologize if I offend anyone somehow, this is just something I thought would be fun :)

Hey all! My name is Moose, and for no reason in particular, I thought I would compile a list of characters whom I really like yet know next to nothing about. Does anyone else ever feel connected to/intrigued by a character without having seen the show or movie they appear in? Let me know! Also, please bear in mind that all I know about these characters/shows is what I’ve seen from fan posts on Instagram, and there will be slight spoilers. Without further ado, enjoy the post!

Dani Clayton and Jamie Taylor – The Haunting of Bly Manor

Their love is something that can actually be so personal. I know Bly manor is a horror show, or at least has prominent horror elements (which is something I don’t enjoy), but seeing them together makes me want to watch it anyways. Even if you don’t believe in soulmates, you can’t see even one screenshot of them together and tell me they aren’t meant to be together. Even in this gif they have heart eyes for each other. Dani is an American au pair–a live-in nanny, basically–who was hired to take care of the children living at Bly Manor, and Jamie is the manor’s gardener. They were both intrigued by each other when they first met, and their relationship progressed very naturally. They’re so comfortable with each other–Dani goes through some rough times as far as I can tell, but Jamie is always there by her side to comfort her. I also love how attracted Dani is to Jamie, no matter how much time has passed (the “you could...come back 🥺” scene kills me). And I KNOW what happens to them already but please,,,,let me live with the illusion of their perfect love story.

Clarke and Lexa – The 100

Yet ANOTHER tragic love story. The gays really can’t get a break, huh? Clarke and Lexa are from very different worlds, yet they work perfectly together as allies and lovers. The 100 takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, where Earth is no longer inhabitable and the rest of humanity lives on a space station called the Ark. Because of reasons, 100 teens from the Ark, including Clarke, are sent down to Earth and have to fight to survive on the ruined planet. Later, they meet Lexa, who leads one of the Grounder clans–people who survived the apocalypse and still live on Earth. There’s immediate tension between both groups, but circumstances require them to work together. Clarke and Lexa become closer as a result and eventually fall in love. Even though they’re only together briefly because #buryyourgays, what I love most about them is how enduring their love is. Clarke has other partners, but no one ever makes her feel the way Lexa did. Lexa really was Clarke’s whole universe; I think one of the other characters even says that Lexa was the greatest love of her life. And Lexa was so smitten with Clarke that she literally went against all her training and customs of her people just so she could make a pretty girl happy. We stan. Their relationship is only onscreen for like a season but I know that Lexa comes back later so I swear I will watch all 6 seasons of this show just for them. I will do it.

Quinn Fabray – Glee

Ok I know that’s not what she normally looks like but that look makes me so gay Jesus Christ 🥵🥵 Anyways, I know the Glee writers really did her dirty even though I haven’t made it past bitchy Quinn from season one. The fact that she was supposed to be a flat, mean antagonist for the whole show but was only saved because of Dianna Agron’s brilliant acting astounds me. She has particularly erratic moments (especially in the season where she gets this haircut), but for the most part she seems like a sweet person. She starts off as a very troubled girl who is under a lot of pressure from her cheer team, her parents, and herself, but after joining the Glee club she becomes more confident and learns how to accept who she is. She comes to care for the other club members as friends and relies on them. I love her development, and I love how Dianna portrayed her despite the writers trying to shove her back in the “stereotypical evil cheerleader” box multiple times. Also, her smile is so cute and so pure 🥺 I’m in love.

Izzie No-Last-name – Atypical

Your Honor, I love her. I clearly have a soft spot for troubled characters, as Izzie starts off much the same as Quinn does. She’s confrontational and just downright mean to Casey Gardener, one of the main characters, after Casey transfers to her school. The two eventually find a way to get along and become friends, and Casey finds out that Izzie struggles with balancing her grades, running track, and taking care of her three (?) younger siblings in lieu of her unreliable mother and absent father. Izzie’s better traits also come to light: she’s strong, independent, and fun-loving, if a bit wild at times, as well as incredibly loyal to Casey. She loves Casey’s autistic brother, Sam, whom most people do not understand or try to get along with. And she’s utterly in love with Casey, which is apparent by their immediate chemistry. She seems like such a fun and complex character. Plus, cute girls smiling is one of my greatest weaknesses and her smile is absolutely adorable.

Waverly Earp and Nicole Haught – Wynonna Earp

Finally a relationship on here that has a happy ending–and a wedding, no less! I love them both, but I feel more connected to Waverly than Nicole. Maybe I’ve just seen more content of her. Waverly is the younger sister of the titular Wynonna Earp, and she helps her defeat supernatural threats to their town of Purgatory (yes, that’s actually the name of their town). That’s all I know about the actual plot of the show lol. Nicole Haught is the deputy and later sheriff of Purgatory and has a crush on Waverly right out of the gate. However, Waverly was dating a man (ew) at the time and somehow thought she was straight. Nicole, of course, was very respectful of Waverly and never tried to pressure her into anything. Even though she knew she might never have a chance, that never stopped her from helping Waverly or Wynonna when they needed it. And they needed it a lot. Of course they eventually fall in love, and while their relationship does have its ups and downs, they always come back to each other. They are also the definition of soulmates: they go through a lot together and are always there to support each other through fights, near-death experiences, and shocking revelations. They utterly adore each other and that adoration never fades no matter what. And I love how they get their happy ending! It’s quite a welcome change from most wlw relationships in media.

And there you go! Sorry this post was so long lol, I didn’t intend for it to be. I hope you all enjoyed, and let me know what you think of these characters. Much love, and stay safe 💙

#dani clayton #jamie taylor #dani x jamie #damie #bly manor #the haunting of bly manor #clarke griffin #lexa #heda lexa #the 100 #clexa #quinn fabray #glee #glee club #glee characters #izzie no last name #atypical #casey gardner #cazzie #waverly earp #nicole haught #wayhaught #wynonna earp #wlw #lesbians #character #the haunting of bly manor spoilers #glee spoilers #the 100 spoilers #atypical spoilers

[awriterpretendingtowrite]

I'm rewatching Little Women (the 1994 version with Winona Ryder) and I just--

I love Beth and Jo. All the March sisters are my favorite, but they're my favorite favorite. And I can't stop my brainrot about Little Women in a 2021/modern setting.

So here, take my modern Little Women brainrot:

Beth: She would be anxious about the pandemic, but she would love quarantine, what with everyone at home and staying inside together. She would irritate her siblings with her piano playing 24/7, but I don't think she'd care much. She would also volunteer at the vaccine sites as soon as they opened and help people as much as she could. Aroace, but she's got the biggest heart of anyone you've ever known. Definitely has anxiety and is autistic. Chronically ill (but she doesn't die because ~modern medicine~). Probably agender, but she doesn't care enough to figure it all out. Never swears, but doesn't mind when her sisters do.

Jo: She/they, first of all. Second of all, crossdresser ("If I were a man, I'd want to look just like that"). She would also absolutely be an AO3 writer who gets published later on. Then gets diagnosed with anxiety, depression, ADHD, the whole lot. Asexual queen. Biromantic icon. (No, I'm not projecting, why do you ask?) Moves to the city, loves the city life. Rooms with Laurie, who moves out of the country to the city with them. Doesn't swear regularly, but when she does, it's quite colorful. They and Laurie both go to college in the city (likely NYC). They have the time of their lives even though they both eat ramen for every meal. They both get ~therapy~ too.

Meg: Straight, but an ally. Stays out of politics, but secretly smiles when the people her sisters vote for win elections. Marries an accountant (a real accountant, NOT the TikTok kind), but she enjoys the simple suburban life. The only devout religious one of the sisters, but she doesn't push it on her sisters. Has a classic little American family and frowns when her sisters swear. Although she does fit into the classic Republican setting, she secretly doesn't like it very much. She and her sisters (and Laurie) all grew up doing theatre, and although she would never admit it, she misses it very much.

Amy: (Y'all are gonna hate me for this one) TERF. I said what I said. However, once Jo comes out as she/they when Amy is a teenager, she rethinks her whole view of it and comes out a better ally than ever. Becomes the loudest ally of the sisters and ends up leading them in pride marches. She only ever dates men, and was insistent that she was straight before she rethought everything, but now she refuses to put labels on herself. They just don't fit, she says. Rarely swears, except for the occasional F-bomb when she's cursing out homophobes (or when her favorite TV ship doesn't get together).

Laurie (I know he's not a March sister but I like him anyway): I think he and Jo would stay best friends and never develop romantic feelings for each other. He would actually be a brother to them all, not some weird brother/romantic interest for them. He would definitely be pansexual and probably very demiromantic, if not completely aro all together. Realizes that he's definitely he/they soon after Jo comes out. He and Jo get up to all sorts of crossdressing shenanigans, especially when people get mad at Jo for "trying to be a boy." They go out to brunch on random Tuesdays wearing each other's church clothes, with Amy (before Laurie and Jo moved out to the city) having done Laurie's makeup flawlessly, glitter and all. They're a Gay Theatre Nerd, just like Jo. And Beth. And Meg and Amy (although those two aren't exactly gay).

Marmie: Ultimate Queen in Literally Every Way, Just Like in the Movie. Supports her lovely children in every way she can while still fighting "in her own way," as Beth says, against racism and homophobia/transphobia and gender inequality. I love her so much y'all don't understand. Religious, like Meg, and when her children live at home, she has them go to church with her, but she doesn't force it on them in any way other than that. She simply wants her girls to have good morals and a strong belief in doing what's right.

Sunday nights are dinner at Marmie's when they've all moved out, with Jo and Laurie facetiming in from the city. Beth stays at home with Marmie and helps her run the donation center they founded in their countryside town. Amy studies abroad for college, traveling everywhere she can, calling her dear Marmie every chance she gets and showing her the lovely sights across the world that she gets to see. Meg, like I said, lives in the suburbs with her husband and children, but she travels out to Marmie's house every Sunday. Jo and Laurie probably end up in an open QPR of some sort to make it easier to explain to Laurie's traditionalist family why their son is living with a ~woman~ instead of living in the dorms with the other college boys. Of course, the March father is fine with everything. He’s a supportive king. Marmie wouldn’t have settled for any less.

#little women #long post #modern au #modern little women #jo march #meg march #beth march #amy march #laurie #marmie #QPR #queer headcanons #queer characters #she/they #he/they #aroace #i love them so much #marmie march #my post

[silenthillmutual]

headcanon sets for: daniil, artemy, yulia, andrey

what i think realisitically:

daniil - on top of being autistic daniil also has a lot of mental illness. he's bipolar, he rapid cycles, and he experiences delusions, which has made his work really difficult at times.

artemy - he's internalized a lot of self-hatred from the things people say about both the kin and general and artemy in particular, and that's why he sometimes has these lines of dialogue where he can say just awful things. being in the capital kinda fucked him up.

yulia - she has a lot of issues with anxiety, and that's both why she has the outlook she does and perpetuates the outlook she has. her calculations are incredible, but she also has a tendency to create self-fulfilling prophecies.

andrey - he actually has abysmal self-esteem and is just really good at pretending otherwise. despite his own personal accomplishments he doesn't see himself as the smart twin or the good twin or even as a person on his own, but as a tool. he objectifies himself.

what i think is fucking hilarious:

daniil - the reason he can catch rats in patho 1 despite not being able to race them is actually because daniil just really likes rats. he has rats he keeps at thanatica that were supposed to be experimented on, but he grew too attached to them and now they're just sort of the lab mascots. he named them after the three musketeers.

artemy - he's scared of spiders. he's not really fond of bugs in general, he thinks they're kind of gross (and so daniil having a beetle collection really wigs him out), but spiders? no. he doesn't shriek or anything when he sees them, but he will freeze and stare at it hoping it will go away. even if it's like, a little tiny thing.

yulia - she's actually the instigator of a lot of gaytable shenanigans. she can sense where an argument might crop up and pokes and prods at it until it bursts. she loves to watch the chaos andrey, peter and daniil get into, even if she sits there pretending she's above it all. she's really just observing them like a bacteria culture in a petri dish.

andrey - the artwork you see in the broken heart? not peter's. that's andrey's. he always sees himself as the blunt instrument but he will dabble from time to time in artistic endeavours, he's just not very good at it.

what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends:

daniil - daniil actually secretly wants to be a parent, but he feels it's not something he'll ever be able to do. he's not confident he'll ever meet the right person to settle down with, he's not confident he'd be able to raise a child on his own, and he's not confident he'd make a good parent. so he's nicer to kids than he is to adults because he has this complex where he's envious of their opportunities to have children while simulteanously thinking it's not an option for him.

artemy - artemy is traumatized by ersher's death and, in fact, thinks it's his fault. maybe his death was an accident and artemy was present for it, or maybe it's just magical thinking on artemy's part, but he's bothered by the thought that it should have been him. he also consistently feels like ersher would have made a better successor to isidor than he is, and sometimes even convinces himself that the plague would not have happened had ersher been alive.

yulia - she knew her relationship with aglaya was doomed before it even started, but when they knew each other she figured that the pain would be worth the temporary happiness. in the aftermath she felt she was wrong about that, and closed herself off to future relationships because of it. she likes to think her emotions play no part in her decisions, so she covers up her feelings in a lot of mathematical talk. not that she'd ever let anyone get close enough to see past that, though eva tries. her feeling that relationships are doomed to failure is why she doesn't reach out.

andrey - he doesn't really take any precautions during the pest because he doesn't feel he has all that much to live for. he cares about peter's wellbeing, but not about his own, and so it doesn't matter to him if he gets sick or gets knifed or whatever - as long as no one hurts his brother. he actually takes the blame for things that peter did; for example, i think peter is the one who killed farkhad, and he did it alone. andrey just decided to take the blame for it, though obviously this doesn't stop saburov from speculating.

what would never work with canon but the canon is shit so i believe it anyway:

daniil - daniil is trans and synthesizes his own hormones.

artemy - i go back and forth on this hc but... i actually think... artemy is not necessarily a bad singer... but i think maybe his voice is like... just not classically good if that makes sense? some people like listening to it.... like me i'm gay

yulia - this is specifically about p2 but yulia is a butch lesbian and you cannot change my mind

andrey - andrey and peter are at least part italian.

#icarus.txt

[byesexualsatan]

OTPS/SHIP LIST

i feel like you get to know people better when you know what they ship so... here’s a list of my past & current ships ?? im bored, can u tell?

also if u know me, ignore this ty 

MILEVEN aka LITERAL KIDS PLS😭

mike wheeler and eleven/jane hopper from stranger things

otp in late 2017

personal hcs: they’re queer/bi. 

eleven def uses they/them pronouns

tbh i prefer byler and elmax now

background ships i like: joyce/hopper, jonathan/nancy... steve being bi and robin being the iconic lesbian that she is

DAMONA aka simonte

... simona and dante from the argentinian series simona

LMAO this one is from when i thought i was straight

otp in 2018

uhh bi dante and pan simona bc why not

literally forgot they existed until now

please don’t bully me

i truly thought i was straight

background ships: marisiena, junior/ailín

i was one of THE FOUNDERS of this ship istg... i was THERE when we were deciding the ship name (i voted for simonte but damona won smh)

SIMBAR aka bi awakening 

simón and ambar from the disney tv show soy luna 

yeah... sorry

otp in mid 2018

they’re gay!!! 

bi she/they punk ambar yesyesyes

totally forgot about them but they’re sexc af

so glad they were endgame

background ships: idk but luna is pan 

STEVEBUCKY aka stucky aka the end of the line

so... steve rogers (captain america) and bucky barnes (the winter soldier) 

otp in late 2018/early 2019? 

personal hcs: trans steve, bi bucky 

favourite fanfic trope: found family, high school smau

fuck endgame, all my homies hate endgame

background ships i like: thorbruce, scotthope, nat/sharon

im with u til the end of the line, pal :c

PERALTIAGO aka jamy 

jake peralta and amy santiago from brooklyn nine nine

started shipping them in 2018/2019 (i have no idea)

personal hcs: bi jake

favourite fanfic trope: casefics, pretend marriage 

(THEY’RE FUCKING MARRIED WITH CHILD NOW,,, BUT IN THOSE FICS IT WASN’T REAL YET)

background ships i like: gina and rosa, holt and kevin

PETERMJ aka spideychelle

peter parker (spider-man) and michelle mj jones !!1! from the mcu

otp in 2019

personal hcs: they’re both bi, mj is demisexual too

he/they & she/they solidarity

... trans/demiboy peter and demigirl mj🥺 

fav fanfic trope: school trip to stark tower, meeting the parents/avengers, smau 

obviously let’s ignore infinity war and endgame

background ships i like: ironstrange, pepperony, shuri/any woman

THORBRUCE aka gammahammer aka gays in space

thor odinson and bruce banner (hulk) from the mcu

started shipping them in 2019

personal hcs: thor also likes women

they both use they/them and neopronouns too 

fav fanfic trope: university au, smau, no civil war, no infinity war

this one is from my stan twitter era

background ships: stucky, tony/strange, nat/sharon, scotthope

CARMUEL aka spanish sexiest couple

carla rosón and samuel garcía from élite

otp in late 2019

...they’re bi. bc yes. and he/they samuel. 

she/vers carla sounds very sexc to me

i ‘shipped’ them in s1 simply bc they were both very hot and when it became canon in s2 i SCREAMED

deserved so much better.

INEFFABLE HUSBANDS aka i almost forgot about this one, sorry

crowley and aziraphale from good omens

uhh started shipping them in 2019/2020 ?

bi genderfluid crowley, non-binary aziraphale

idk they’re being anyways

fav trope: raising children!! confusing ppl bc crowley is sometimes a snake!!

background ships: uhh anathema & newton ig?

WOLFSTAR aka the one true way (and... puppies, too??)

sirius black and remus lupin from the harry potter saga

otp since 2020 (thank u, @aretheygayvideos​)

personal hcs: he/they gay sirius, he/they bi remus 

also love nonbinary remus and genderqueer sirius

fav fanfic trope: getting together !!!! FLUFF!!!!

background ships i like: jegulus, regulus/barty jr, dorlene, jily

VILLANEVE aka murdering wlw

villanelle and eve polastri from killing eve

s.s.t in 2020

she/they bisexual villanelle and pansexual eve

fav fanfic trope: flower/coffee shop :)

ty tumblr for spaming my dashboard when s3 came out bc that forced me to watch it to understand all the posts

sandra oh is the love of my life

ANDERPERRY aka this one is for the depressed dark academia folk

neil perry and todd anderson from dead poets society 

started shipping them in 2020

personal hcs: nonbinary neil, trans todd, both gay/androsexual

demiboy/nonbinary todd has a special place in my heart

fav fanfic trope: ALIVE!NEIL, roommates

background ships i like: charlie/knox, meeks/pitts

ZUKKA aka my favourite blue/red gays

sokka and zuko from avatar the last airbender < 3

started shipping them in 2020

personal hcs: gay zuko, genderfluid and bisexual sokka

sokka has adhd !! zuko is autistic !

favourite fanfic trope: fake dating

background ships i like: suki/yue*, ty lee/azula/mai, kataang

* please go check out s4pphos’ ig edit of them 

CASMUND aka royal pirate gays !!

caspian x and edmund pevensie from the chronicles of narnia

started shipping them in dec. 2020

personal hcs: bi caspian, mlm edmund 

love bisexual and nonbinary edmund too bc 👉projecting👈

fav fanfic trope: just. the plot of the movies but gay.

background ships: the dawn treader (ha-ha, get it? bc ship? im so funny)

tbh i don’t REALLY ship them that hard i just hate caspian/susan lmao

(susan is a lesbian)

BELLARKE aka m/f sexual tension™

bellamy blake and clarke griffin from the 100

started shipping them in 2021

personal hcs: she/they/xe bi clarke, he/ze omni bellamy

favourite fanfic trope: single parent bellamy, modern au (college, roommates)

i saw 2 seasons with my mom and then moved so,,, fuck i gotta finish it

EXTRAS

the “i don’t really ship them but if they’re together it’s better”

ty lee and mai

john watson and sherlock holmes

suki and yue

regulus black and james potter

azula and katara

regulus black and barty crouch jr

bugs bunny and daffy duck

emma and mr knightley

carol danvers and maria rambeau 

valkyrie and carol danvers

natasha romanoff and sharon carter

sam wilson and bucky barnes !!! (post endgame)

charlie “nuwanda” dalton and knox overstreet

dorcas meadowes and marlene mckinnon

azula, ty lee and mai

klaus hargreeves and dave

paul coates and alec hardy

cassie and maddy

jules and rue 

rue and lexi

fleabag and the hot priest

. . . more to add, probably

#otp #ship #otps #ships #fanfic #fluff #romance #lists #ranking #mcu #marvel #bbc #series #movies #stevebucky #petermj #anderperry #dead poets society #films #gay #queer #avatar #atla #zukka #narnia #netflix #nblm #wlw #mlm #good omens

[thechangeling]

So I have problems with CC but considering when the book in question was written, I’m not actually surprised at the comments you’re referring to. No matter how far we have to go in terms of LGBTQ+ rights, we’ve come very far in the short time since these books were first published.

Alec grew up in an environment where the only reason people got married was to have children in order to provide more soldiers to fight demons, essentially. If you loved who you were married to, then good for you, but it certainly wasn’t something that was a requirement. And he wouldn’t have had any real exposure to other points of view. Also, let’s not forget, he was also a teenager. A very smart and capable teenager, but still, a teenager. And growing up in an environment like that can make it very hard to shake of ideas you’re raised with, even subconsciously. My mother is Irish Catholic, and I was raised very sheltered, with little exposure to any differing world views. And this was in Upstate NY for reference, so small towns, and small minds for the most part. The first time I realized that you could date someone of the same gender, because my mother introduced me to a work friend of hers who was a lesbian, she later told me that you could hate the sin and love the sinner.

So when I started questioning how you could tell you were gay or bi, because I had started looking at other girls, I was asked if I was attracted to them, at 12, when I wasn’t capable of the kind of attraction my mother was referring to. So when I said no, she said that meant that I was straight. So I went on believing that any attention that I paid other girls in anything other than a sisterly manner was wrong, and that there was something wrong with me. Meanwhile my two closest friends were both girls who were also raised in very religious families, so no one that my mother would object to; my father didn’t particularly care as long as I wasn’t dating anyone at all. So I did everything I was supposed to, I had a non-serious boyfriend, which didn’t last very long, I was an altar server and part of the church choir, not because I had to be, but because if I threw myself into the Church, maybe I would be fixed. I even very briefly, considered becoming a nun. Then when I started figuring out that I was pan, I was still under the belief that I would ignore half of who I was, and meet a boy, marry him, and have children, nevermind that I have never actually wanted children, because it was what a good girl was supposed to do. Thank god or insert whatever deity you believe in here, for books. Because books let me learn about the things that I wasn’t being taught, and let me figure out who I actually was. And I’m still trying to figure myself out, because I never had a chance to grow up properly the way I was raised.

So I can completely understand where Alec is coming from. The comments he made were ignorant, but not made out of any malice. It can be hard to break free of how you are raised, and a lot of that shows up subconsciously no matter what you might be thinking and doing consciously. I can’t tell you how many times I have said something without thinking or intending any harm, only to find out later that what I said was wrong, and have needed to apologize for it. I don’t really think the comments that Alec made were necessarily biphobic so much as him still dealing with self-hate and projecting it onto Magnus.

Sorry this took me so long to respond I was busy.

It's interesting how all of the queer people I've talked to who praise CC's queer rep are people who have backgrounds like yours. People who had difficult, oppressive backgrounds and families who weren't supportive of them. I think maybe this is something that I should start taking into consideration. Because I've gotten into so many fights with people who are honestly just trying to grasp onto something tangible after so much crap. And for me to attack them for it is actually pretty unfair.

I grew up extremely privileged in the sense that I grew up in a family of socialists who are also activists and very progressive people. My mom and dad and also step dad have been supporting queer rights since before I was born. My privilege has definitely affected me. I get that.

I tend to be more ambitious with queer liberation then most people because that's what I was raised to do. I was raised to be unapologetic and aggressive and demand respect. So that's what I do. I think many of you want to praise CC for doing the bare minimum and it makes me angry. But I've come to realize that it's because you were denied the bare minimum for so long. And that's really really sad.

But I get it in some ways. Because that's how I am with Ty. So many people were saying that they thought Ty was bare minimum and pretty stereotypical for an autistic character and it made me furious. Because Ty saved me. I personally connected with him a lot and despite his flaws, I adore him. And I was so mad that other people couldn't understand that. But I've been through a lot of trauma and oppression because of being autistic, so I'm sort of still in bare minimum mode right now. But I'm growing and evolving as I get older. But I think deep down I'll always love Ty no matter what.

And I think that's the way some people are with CC's queer rep. I personally also love a lot of her queer characters like obviously Kit and Ty, plus Magnus, Alec, Mark, Kieran, Helen, and Aline just to name my favorites. I would also sell my soul to the black market for Alastair Carstairs and his happiness. But I see the difference in their writing vs. the writing of queer characters written by queer people.

Reading books like A Line in the Dark and Red White and Royal Blue really sets it apart for me. I relate to the authenticity of the writing. When Alex says "straight people probably don't spend this much time convincing themselves that they're straight" it's real and raw and just...!!!!!!!! You know? I highly reccomend reading queer books by queer people to get the representation that you're looking for. But CC's characters do have their charm.

Anyways, I get you. But it just bugs me to see people calling her "the queen of representation" or whatever.

#mutuals #asks #anti cc #queer rep #tsc #red white and royal blue #a line in the dark

[blackthxrntree]

just a list of things we know and things that might be true

lamifex

maya: lesbian. doesnt drink bc her parents were killed by a drunk driver. (crack theory it was Lola's mom)

jo: light of my life no.1 eliott stan we are kin. pansexual (like her king but that's pure coincidence). ngl I think shes got adhd but that might just be drunk/party high jo so idk

max: bi probably bc all lamifex are no hets allowed. trans bc hes definitely trans. lil bit wary of lola but I think that could just be him around new people anyway. wonderfully misanthropic in general so a mood.

sékou: MY FAVOURITE MAN IN THE WORLD. sorry but learning all about the history of the places ur breaking into then info dumping on your friends? mood I love him. hes autistic I just think he is like the infodumps hyperfixatins not picking up social cues or sarcasm i think hes got autism. also he gay no straight teenage boy would wear an outfit that nice even a french man. also if hes not already dating max, i think he is, they both crushin on eachother dont ask me why

basically lamifex is gay as all fuck and I will lay down my life for each and every one of them

Mean Girls

hoho boy we have not seen the last of them

they're about to exact revenge on lola I can feel it

it's weird tho bc logically tiffs post from yesterday should have been deleted but as of 11:10 french time the next morning it's not (logically in that shes a teenage girl and is after getting bitchslaped by the other girl in the pic)

I have nothing to say about any of them bar the one with the fringe likes girls but wont come out bc the other two are gonna be all like "ew dont hit on me u predatory lesbian" 🙄

benny.taxi

is daphné she has to be

this wont end well bc when lola finds out she'll feel betrayed and invaded and like her trust has been violated

its gonna put a major strain on the auld relationship

of shes not daph CAN WE PLEASE MEET BENNY NOW PLEASE

otteli

KING OF THE QUEERS

patron saint of street art

adopted father of five

eliott 《le mec de Lucas》 demaury told the children he had a bf without prompting bc he can barely go five minutes without talking about lucas

will bring lucas to an urbex party where he will be understandably confused by all these little gay children that have just imprinted on his tall gorgeous boyfriend like DUCKLINGS

LOLA

I wuv her

I left her till last for no particular reason other than I only have one thought for her

Whipped As All Fuck For Her Almost Girlfriend

shes gonna properly go to the cleanup thing now isnt she

also shes already really into urbex that was just her first introduction to the scene

gonna bring maya to son endroit préféré I can feel it

gonna be best friends with that actual ray of sunshine eliott

#skam france #skam #skamfr #skam france season 6 #lola lecomte #maya la bae #lamifex #jo lamifex #max lamifex #sekou lamifex #urbex #eliott demaury #lucas lallement #elu #daphné lecomte #daphné x basile #lola x maya #mayla

[sualne]

the last oc on your big post, with the fluffy red hair and the pointy teeth and the stubble and the pretty eyes..... be still my beating heart. what’s their name?? (actually feel free to use this ask as an excuse talk abt any of them i love them all)

His name is Adrian ! He’s one of Amaya’s grandpas !

(In order: Jay, Alastair and Adrian, all goes by he/him) They’re in a polyam relationship. They’re older than they looks like, none of them are humans, Jay is the youngest, somewhere around 170 years old, Al is a few years older and Adrian is much much older. Even if it sometimes looks like it age really didn’t make them any wiser.

Adrian seems to always be in pj or at least look like he just woke up even though it doesn’t seems like he sleeps at all. He’s always smiling and supportive, he’s one of the kindest character in the story. His pockets seems to be filled with an endless supplies of food he offers to anyone who’s near him. His magic is pretty unique to himself and not the kind can be teached. Him and Imri (Jay’s kid) share a passion for flowers and any kind of vegetation really. He have a garden full of flowers who exist nowhere else. He owns a worrying amount of magical artefacts, and likes to creates even more. He made magic swords for Jay, Imri and Amaya. (Alastair doesn’t know how to use a sword and is a pacifist anyway).

Alastair is a vampire, he can shapeshift into pretty much anything and can control darkness to an extent. He met Jay when they were both med students in their twenties, he’s smart academically speaking but he’s pretty much clueless in social situations. People used to be wary of him because of his vampirism but it turns out hes’ really just a sweet nerd who really wants to help. He’s a surgeon and a vampires rights activist, he’s currently working on creating a brand of bloodbox (like juicebox but with blood) for children vampires. Because he doesn’t need to sleep he tends to always be working on everything and forget to take care of himself. Jay and Adrian makes sure he get some rest whenever they can.

Jay is the only one who’s biologically related to Amaya, I can’t tell too much about his backstory though. He took him much longer to get his doctorate because of personal reasons, including being a only father at nineteen among other things. Alastair helped him raised Imri and a few years later Adrian joined them and became Imri’s third dad. Jay loves swords and sword fighting, he always have at least one on him, he hide them with different spells. He doesn’t use a lot of magic though. He was a generalist for a few years and became a professor after Imri’s magic school offered him a job. He absolutely hates academics and always tries to helps his students. He’s currently one of Mushi’s teacher. (Mushi is the one with the long green hair, they use they/them).

Also, Adrian’s agender, panromantic and asexual. Alastair’s a cis man (maybe ??) he’s gay and both demiromantic and demisexual. Jay is an asexual trans gay man. The three of them are polyamourous too and have been dating for over a century now.

The three of them are autistic because why the hell not, Jay is also bipolar and schizoaffective. They all had to deal with depression at some point but are feeling much better now, though Adrian still have some issues. Alastair have some self-worth issues going on and probably have anxiety too.

If you want me to ramble more about my ocs don’t hesitate to ask me !! I’m really happy you like them !!

#ask #my ocs #Lidkaer #im finally answering asks sorry for the wait!! #im so happy people likes my ocs!! #edit: arg the whole thing ended under the read more #the picture and first paragraph was suposed to show #and i cant edit it for some reasons D: #oh well #its fine #but there's also supposed to be more space between the paragraphs....... #aaaaahh why

[full-course-identity]

oc ships that are self indulgent for us: mo/rich, mo/gh, gh/christopher, mo/christopher, mr. heere/moses, jeremy/moses, mr reyes/moses, mo/brooke, mo/cody

sorry this is SO FUCKING LATE and sorry the crackships are more in-depth than the ships i really ship, i like the what-ifs involved and sometimes it’s so hard to explain why i like more normal ones hjvbnfdhjvbnhjfdn

ANYWAY. i’ve been working on this reply for A While bc... shit happened, but!

Mo/Rich (as a reminder, Mo/Moses is Rich’s Squip)

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell (as before, italics means it’s a positive/healthy/tragic OTP way, bolding means it’s Problematique, and bold/italics like this is specifically in relation to things like… well. I still ship them in the later half of Smoke Signals, after the upgrade makes Mo mindfucked)

What could I say about Mo/Rich that isn’t just incoherent keyboard smashing and less-than-3′s everywhere? Godddd. I love this ship so fucking much, dude. Like Jeremy/Rich, this is one of my other favorites; whether it’s during some of THE most depressing fucking angst imaginable, or GOD EVERYTHING IN SUNSHINE AAAAAAA, it’s just… oh. Ohhh.

I can’t imagine any situation in which they know each other that doesn’t result in them being romantically engaged. Period. Point blank. They’re just… they’re too fucking perfect for each other, yknow?

I just

I JUST

GOD FUCK I LOVE THIS SHIP

Mo/GH (the Squip’s name)

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

Squip (or in general BMC canon related) vers first:

Mmm.

This is. A very hot ship, in every incarnation of it. Like, this is extremely kinky, whether consensual or not. 

Like. Currently, GH is a full-blown bottom in our stuff with them, ESPECIALLY anything canon-adjacent… yet even though it’s not what we go for anymore, them switching more or Mo bottoming is impressive.

BUT outside of sex, THIS IS ANOTHER FAVORITE PAIRING AND I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD

GH IS SO TSUNDERE AND HUFFY AND A PRINCESS AND MOSES IS SO CAREFUL AND CALM AND GENTLE AND THEY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER SO WELL AND THEIR CHEMISTRY IS SO GOOD AND THEY CAN WORK ON REDEMPTION AND CHANGE TOGETHER AND AND AND

OH MAAAAAN I LOVE THESE TWO.

Human vers second:

Okay so a lot of it is the same BUT LIKE

Mo and GH having to navigate their shitty fucking family as the two strongest siblings trying to protect the others is…

Mo having GH’s babies is legitimately one of my favorite fucking things ever. Imagine them trying to raise children together. Imagine Mo as the Second-in-Command while handling their kids and refusing to let what happened to them happen to their babies.

The two of them trying to rebuild the family into something better, greater, trying to dismantle the systems of oppression. They can’t get away from it, so they’ll fix it.

Or, fuck, them actually running away together, them and the rest, rebuilding their lives together…

GODDDDDD THEY’RE JUST SO GOOD TOGETHER IN EVERY WAY, ALWAYS

GH/Christopher (Squip’s little brother)

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

AUTISTIC BROTHERS AUTISTIC BROTHERS AUTISTIC BROTHERS INCEST AND MUTUAL HEALING!!!!!!

TOGETHER

UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER

SILENT COMMUNICATIONS

SMALL BITS OF AFFECTION IN THE FORM OF LOVE BITES AND SIMPLY EXISTING TOGETHER

CHRISTOPHER CLINGING TO GH’S BACK AS HE WORKS AND EITHER WATCHING WHAT HE DOES OR FALLING ASLEEP

CHRISTOPHER LOOKS UP TO GH SO MUCH AND GH TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO FAIL HIM EVEN WHEN HE’S BEING A BRATTY OLDER BROTHER

THEIR SEX? AMAZING. PERFECT. 100000/10. GODHEAD IS ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED BY JUST HOW PRETTY CHRISTOPHER ACTUALLY IS WHEN HE TAKES THE TIME TO LOOK.

KILLING FH AND TAKING CHRISTOPHER AS HIS BRIDE THO. ULTIMATE FUCK YOU TO DADDY.

AND

OF COURSE

EVIL!GH ABUSING AND MANIPULATING HIM AND

Mo/Christopher

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

This fucking pairing, dude.

Christopher… is hard to understand. His communication is subtle and neutral and also like a puzzle. It’s not like he tries to be this way–… usually, he DOES have a very dry sense of humor–but he really is just extremely neurodivergent.

But Mo has never

ever

had issues understanding him.

And you know what? Despite the self-isolating BPD Mo has, Christopher similarly has an instantaneous understanding of him.

GOD. Platonic or romantically (sexuality is an “always” thing), they mesh in this a way that goes from mother-and-child to total soulmates to the only people both of them could advocate for. Christopher can see through Moses’s carefully constructed Everything Is Fine mask, and Mo seems to know how Christopher will feel about something before it’s even happened. 

It’s really, really, REALLY fucking good.

Mr. Heere/Moses

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

So like… it never comes up in our stuff, but Mo is like. His gayness has a pretty broad spectrum of attraction; he can and does find older men, bears, lumberjacks, otters, etc etc very nice. It depends on the circumstances and how the person is, but.

Anyway.

Mr. Heere and Mo would prolly go one of two ways:

1) If Mr. Heere was just straight-up gay (or is his bisexuality was a lot more open, since my usual portrayal of him is SUPER picky when it comes to anyone who uses he/him pronouns or masc-aligned identities) and married his wife bc she snagged him, wouldn’t let go, and emotionally manipulated him into becoming desperate for her love and approval in a more queerplatonic sense, Mo would be a “pretty but very masc” sort that he’d REALLY enjoy. He likely skews towards “muscle and masc is fine as long as there’s a prettiness to them”--like, say, Mo’s soft lips and tong lashes and flowing hair. Mo, in turn, would find Mr. Heere a very handsome DILF type. They’d prolly go out after matching on OkC or something and fall into a very domestic, playful, soothing relationship. It’s like... it’s not something I’d really do usually, but it’d be VERY wholesome.

or

2) Evil!Mr. Heere finding Mo pretty and taking what he wants after some grooming. There could be a lot of situations to set this up, but it would probably follow a pattern of “meet him, flirt with him, pull back a little when Mo shows signs of being uncomfortable, plan, start building up his trust, do a lot of favors for him, and then start ‘cashing in’ in progressively more sexual ways”. It’d almost certainly have to be an AU of some sort, maybe a “Mo/GH/Rich/Jeremy in high school together as humans” one where Jeremy’s boyfriends are constantly at the house, but.

Either way, fun as shit, actually.

Mr. Reyes/Moses 

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

Okay. Listen. He’d be one of Mo’s first boyfriends (outside his brothers or Rich, depending on AU), and he’d be such an asshole.

I can’t imagine this one in any wholesome way tbh, Mr. Reyes is a pretty toxic person.

Mo is actually... well. He’s a liiiiiittle bit of a Switch, like, a tiny amount, right? And when he first starts dating... tbh, the people most after him are tops. A lot of bottoms are SUPER interested of course, but he wants A Relationship, and all of those are just looking to get their ass pounded for a bit. Which is fun! Mo has one night stands every now and then. But when he’s Dating, he’s *Dating*.

So, since they want him to bottom, and he’s naturally inclined to be As Helpful As Possible, he complies with their request to use his ass.

Oooooof course, because he wants to be helpful and he’s a very sad person and people sexualize/objectify/dehumanize him (not as in those words mean the same, but that people reduce him using all three at once) and he feels like he deserves it, he’s very easy to abuse.

So Mr. Reyes sees [a rich kid, a vulnerable artist, a sex god, a maid, an exotic treasure, etc] and just becomes such an emotionally abusive, probably sexually abusive, lazy, ungrateful bitch.

Bonus points if human Mo is either like, 16 (and we’ll pretend that’s NJ’s age of consent), or some sort of underage while being one of his theater kids.

... Mr. Reyes as his teacher insulting his acting and dismissing his talent because of racial bias while also sexualizing him and putting him in these misgendering, scantily-clad, damsel-in-distress roles. 

Mo/Brooke

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

They would actually be... really really cute...

Brooke Likes Older Men, Brooke Likes Strong Men, Brooke Likes Nice Men, Brooke Likes Intelligent Men, Brooke Like Affectionate Men--Mo is like, instant-crush material. So pretty. So sensitive. So fair and honest and soothing and never ever talks down to her and

If Mo was bi instead of gay (... admittedly he probably is because in human AUs he WILL fall for Rich even if neither of them knows Rich is, well, Rich) and he didn’t think dating Brooke would be inappropriate--

... that is rich (lmao) coming from the guy dating Richard fuckin Goranski, but Brooke is so... she would do anything for a lover, she literally wouldn’t say no to anything even if she wants to or she’s scared, and Mo doesn’t want to accidentally use or hurt her... plus there’s like. Her neurodivergence reduces her ability to consent further tbh. I’ve stated before that I portray her as being autistic, but I also think she might’ve gotten misdiagnosed at first as having an intellectual disorder bc she does process the world very differently and developed incredibly slowly as a little’n (there’s... more to it, but I don’t think I could properly explain right now). She’s like, uniquely vulnerable in a relationship.

--ANYWAY. IF MO WAS BI AND GOT OVER THAT HUMP OF FEAR HE’D HURT HER, SHE WOULD BE SOMEONE HE’D WANT TO DEVOTE HIMSELF TO. She’s sweet, she’s kind, she’s so cute and so interesting and so much fun, and she just, she loves with all of herself, and Mo would be so

They’d really get along in a relationship. She’d find his artistic hobbies very fun and make fantastic suggestions, he’d really enjoying hearing about her special interests (dogs, CG/l and various other forms of age play, desserts, some other stuff I can’t think of right now) and taking her on dates, they’d have fun hanging out at the mall together, he’d tutor her for school and they’d give each other oral during breaks, etc etc.

Mo/Cody (Rich’s brother, for the folks at home

vomit (not in a bad way [eyes emoji]) / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

God Cody is such such SUCH a fucking BASTARD and HONESTLY I looooove thinking of all the people he must’ve raped in his life so far. He’s still fairly young (anywhere from 28 to 33, depending on Rich’s age and whether he was 12-15 when he knocked up Elizabeth... uh, when their dad knocked up Elizabeth. Yeah. That’s totally what I meant), and he’s just the worst that he’s probably hurt hundreds of people at this point. 

Anyway. Cody is such a bastard, and altho it’s very very VERY unlikely traditional bodied-Squip or AMAB Mo would be put in a position where Cody wouldn’t be terrified of crossing him, he’d legitimately hurt him the moment he got any chance.

So, basically, there’s a lot of situations here. The desire is present. It’s just a matter of the route and whether Cody was smart (or dumb) enough to take a chance when the opportunity presents itself.

Like. For one example, probably an AFAB human Mo who is underage and dating Rich, he’d decide to approach Mo when Rich isn’t there and be like “... listen. You don’t want me hurting my brother, right? Let me fuck you instead.” and Mo, who absolutely loathes Cody for how he treats Rich but also isn’t about to kill someone unless there’s no other choice, is like “... okay.” And thus begins a very nasty “secret relationship” between them that he’d be terrified of Rich finding out about.

It’s hot. Cody is gross and also hot (... his actions and the way he looks on top of characters is, anyway). Mo looks so pretty when he’s being abused.

OKAY FINISHED OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY

#flightysquip #noncon cw #uh #there's a lot i could cw actually #ableism and racism and abuse and all that stuff #so just be aware of that rhjnhnjvnf #moses

[mimzy-writing-online]

Writing Clumsy Characters

This post includes tips on properly using clumsy characters as comic relief or as tension inducers, how to avoid clumsy character tropes, why people are clumsy and how the causes of that clumsiness might make them act, and includes tips on characters with ADHD, autism, and disabilities.

How To Write Clumsy Characters 

Do Not: substitute a genuine character flaw with clumsiness. Clumsiness is not a character flaw, it is not something that is wrong with a person or needs to be improved through honest character development. You cannot use clumsiness to cop out of giving your characters real human flaws. Emphasis on human flaws, because flawless characters are just the cardboard cut-outs of people, they’re there but are they really interesting.

Try Not: to make your character feel ashamed of being clumsy. It feels terrible to see clumsiness being shamed as something bad or embarrassing. People who are clumsy themselves will want to see clumsy characters treated nicely. So make your clumsy characters embrace their clumsiness and don’t let all your other characters bully them for it, but rather love them all the more for it.

What kind of characters should you attach the trait of clumsiness to?

Literally anyone. Boys, girls, main characters, secondary characters, background characters, villains, villain’s helpers, children, teens, adults, old people.

Clumsiness has many causes, many of them biological and non person specific, so literally anyone could be clumsy.

What causes clumsiness/People are clumsy in their own way

There are a lot of biological reasons for clumsiness and they all cause people to be clumsy in different ways.

People with poor situational awareness are not good at remembering everything in their environment and will often knock over things in their immediate area because they didn’t know or forgot something was there.

People with poor hand-eye coordination will not be good at catching things and will probably freak out when things are thrown at them because past experience has taught them that they are bad at catching things. They might even be bad at sports because of this.

People with inner ear imbalances will be unsteady on their feet, they may sway or knock into people. These are “tripping on air” type of people. They’re probably not great at sports either.

Children or teens who have had recent growth spurts and aren’t use to their new height, limb length, and strength. It takes a while to get used to a changed body. So maybe they’ll trip over their long legs or knock their head into something they use to be short enough not to worry about, like a low hanging door or banner or hanging house plant. This can (and probably should) apply to characters who had some massive body change, whether through science or magic. (Steve Rogers grew a foot in two minutes, and I know he’s a super soldier, but realistically he should have had a month or two where he wasn’t use to his new height and strength)

People with degenerative disorders that cause tremors will probably spill drinks or have trouble writing or have trouble doing small motor skill tasks. This is definitely something you should tread carefully with, and definitely do not make any other characters mock them for this. Chronic health issues, disabilities, and degenerative disorders are hard enough to live with without your family members and friends treating you like shit.

There are lots of reasons to be clumsy and it will make people act clumsy in their own manner.

If you want to use your characters clumsiness as some form of comic relief, here is how I recommend doing it

If you’re having a light-hearted moment between characters where friends and family are gathered round and joking and relaxed, it’s good to maybe have your clumsy character knock something over. Think a stack of papers or maybe spilling their drink or knocking into someone. Go back to what I said about a character not being shamed for being clumsy. This should be something your characters are used to. Your clumsy character laughs it off and their loved ones tease them lovingly about it but nobody is EVER made to feel bad about being clumsy.

In tense moments where a serious conversation is happening or someone is sneaking around trying not to get caught It’s fine to have your characters knock something over in this moment or to cause a little accidental and inconvenient mayhem. You can use it to increase tension because your character is afraid their tripping may lead to them getting caught. It may cause the serious, life or death, conversation to be halted for a moment as the conversationalists look at the character who knocked over a stack of books or broke a vase.

Your clumsy character is secretly dangerous and has some special fighting ability but outside of that special fighting ability they are a clumsy idiot. This particular example comes to mind because I’ve been rewatching Merlin, in which Merlin is a powerful wizard who must keep his magic a secret. He comes across as a clumsy idiot to all who know him but don’t know about his magic. In a way the clumsiness seems to hide just how dangerous Merlin actually is, and how lethal he can be (you don’t realize it at first, but Merlin kills quite a few people with his magic as the show goes on) I am of the belief that Merlin is still genuinely clumsy but maybe enhances it to appear especially harmless. Feel free to make your character dangerous and an excellent fighter of some kind, but clumsy outside of fighting. Or maybe they’re just pretending to be clumsy to seem harmless (but if we’re being honest here, it’s more fun if they’re genuinely clumsy anyway)

Clumsiness can be used to create inconvenient moments (a character getting caught or breaking something) but it can also be used to create convenient moments (they accidentally uncovered a clue or distracted someone who would have stopped the protagonist). These are great ways to include clumsiness into a character’s daily life, but there should be balance that for as many moments as clumsiness is convenient it is also inconvenient (and vice versa)

Disclaimer: the show Merlin refers to the character Merlin as a w*rlock but I’ve heard that word is offensive to some people of pagen or magic beliefs and out of respect to them I try to avoid using that word whenever possible. I usually stick to witch in my writing, since that is gender neutral.

Tired Tropes of Clumsy Characters

The clumsy female protagonist being saved from falling on her butt by the male love interest who catches her at just the right moment, usually with his arm around her waist or something. It’s very overdone in YA and because it’s over done it is now considered a no-no. It’s also not particularly realistic that someone would catch them at just the right moment unless they were super fast and had quick reflexes (in which case I guess it’s possible in Twilight, which is super guilty of it, but we’re not rewriting Twilight).

If you want, you can subvert this trope.

Step One: Alter the Gender Factor: maybe it’s not a clumsy girl protagonist and a fast, strong guy love interest. Maybe the guy is clumsy and not the girl. Maybe they’re both clumsy.  Maybe it’s just very gay with two guys, or two girls, or any mixture of gender identities from trans to non-binary to cis people. (I am a very clumsy non-binary person, and I’m very pan, it’s possible your character can be too)

Maybe the love interest does not catch your protagonist, but is very sweet and comforting when your character falls. Maybe the love interest is the clumsy one and the protagonist wants to help them when they fall. Maybe one does try to catch the other and they both fall. 

Maybe it’s not the love interest at all that comforts or tries to help the protagonist. Maybe it’s their best friend or their put upon sibling or a parent who lovingly teases them or a teacher who’s just being helpful because they just happened to be there.

Get creative with your circumstances.

Clumsiness in people who are not neuro-typical

In some cases, people who are not neuro-typical and have ADHD or are autistic might be clumsy. I’m not an expert on why that is, but I know it’s a common sign and I experience this myself and see this in friends. People with ADHD or who are autistic sometimes move in unique ways. They sway, balance on tip toes or on their heels, walk with their arms waving around. This is usually because that particular type of movement is enjoyable for them (stimming). There’s something calming or soothing about that type of movement. (or at least there is for me, I have ADHD). Because of this, their unique way of moving might appear to be clumsiness. But they are sometimes genuinely clumsy because they are not neuro-typical and maybe they lack the spacial or situational awareness or have poor eye hand coordination, which makes them clumsy.

Tread carefully here. This is not something you should turn into comic relief. Autistic people and people with ADHD are not here for your characters and readers to laugh at, they’re here to be people who are loved and respected just as much as able bodied and neuro typical people.

Disclaimer: this is not a guide for writing an autistic character or a character with ADHD. If you want to write a character like that, be my guest but please do your research. The best research you’ll ever get on writing a character with a specific condition is by reading stories from people who live with that specific condition themselves. There are lots of blogs run by people who live with ADHD, anxiety, depression, bipolar, and other mental disorders. There are lots of blogs run by people who are autistic. Read their stories and their experiences and always value their experiences over what articles written by neuro-typical and able bodied writers tell you. Those neuro-typical and able bodied people can’t tell you anything of value compared to someone who experiences what you’re writing about.

People with mental health disorders are not Web MD symptom lists.

People who are autistic are not Web MD symptom lists.

They’re people.

Clumsiness in people with disabilities or chronic health problems.

I’m going to tell you to tread carefully here again.

People who live with mobility and sensory disabilities may be more prone to clumsiness. That may be because of their disability, but it may also be because they were clumsy before they had this disability. 

This writer is visually impaired and I can tell you that I was clumsy before vision loss and continue to be the same level of clumsy, my vision loss didn’t chance that much.

People with degenerative disorders will lose muscle strength and coordination over time. This may result in spilling drinks or bad hand writing or not being able to fully lift something and dropping it.

People who have leg/arm injuries, chronic pain, muscle weakness, or nerve damage might struggle with walking or lifting things and sometimes they might fall, trip, or drop something.

This is not comic relief. Your disabled characters should never be laughed at, not by the narrator, the other characters, you, or your readers. They are not here for your characters and readers to laugh at. They deserve to be loved and respected the same as any able bodied or neuro-typical character.

I think that’s all I have for you on writing clumsy characters. If you have more to add, please feel free to add. If any of you want to reblog with links to other posts on how to write characters with ADHD, autism, or disabilities, please do. I’m sure someone who stumbled across this post is looking for most posts about writing characters who aren’t neuro-typical or able bodied. 

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Some Mother’s Day Musings

Ok, so this post is going to hit a few different angles, as it relates to motherhood. I’ll mention a little bit about my mom, but I’m also going to throw a couple other philosophical ideas in here too the most people might not think about when it comes to Mother’s Day.

I’m totally not going to mention anything about “Rebecca” in this post, nothing really positive or negative, even though yes technically I mean she is the mother of my son... she has a new husband to celebrate her in that regard and that’s fine. I still love my son “Aaron” and... “Rebecca” has still taught him some good things despite all of the conflict you’ve already heard about in my previous content, and I believe that my son will still learn some great things from her in the future.

Ok so moving on from that, I want to first say thanks to my mom for all of the crazy things she put up with as I was growing up and even during much of my 20′s, since I still had to be around her a lot for work even when I wasn’t living with her anymore. 

Even though my mom and I have certainly had our rough patches, my relationship with her is WAY better than my relationship with my dad. With my Autistic brother requiring most of her attention growing up, and my dad not around or doing stuff with me that often, I spent most of my childhood alone. I mean yeah, my mom fed me and took care of my basic needs, but I spent most of my day playing or researching stuff on my own, or day dreaming... lots of day dreaming and philosophizing, even as a little kid.

You see, my mom feels kind of bad that she couldn’t spend more time with me as a kid, and while I understand it, it shaped me in a way that has helped me a great deal in my life as an adult. All of that time spent alone helped me become the intrepid researcher, scientist and philosopher that I am today. Because of that upbringing, I don’t mind being alone most of the time, and aside from my current desire for a wife (a good one this time around), I don’t have much NEED for friends, though I don’t mind socializing with others as long as they aren’t @$$holes and the socialization isn’t impeding on some big important project that I want to get done for my business or personal development.

So thanks mom, for loving me and supporting me through all of the awkward stages of my teens and early twenties as I figured out what I wanted to do and become in life. {*I’m writing this in her honor, but I sure as heck would never let her read this, or my blog as a whole that is at least, because I DEFINITELY don’t want her seeing some of the other things I’ve written about... they’re just not things that parent’s and their children want to hear or know about each other.*}

Ok so now, I’m going to get into something a little bit more abstract, regarding the mothering instinct and heart.

This is going to get a little spiritual here.

In Christianity, God is referred to as Heavenly Father, and if you believe the Bible is true, then you know that God Himself spoke that to people, told them that He was a He... however, God made human kind in God’s likeness... both the male and the female. So, in reality, while God may assume the form of a man/father, God also contains the feminine nature and mother-heart. God has an equal amount of masculine and feminine qualities inside of Him, in His heart and soul and mind. 

Interestingly enough, though I’ve often times considered what I’m about to say next as a curse, I noticed something interesting about myself when I thought about this concept of God’s dual masculinity and femininity. So... I am a man who has a good amount of masculine nature inwardly and outwardly, but I also have... maybe a little bit more of a feminine nature within my heart than most men do. I’m not effeminate, as like a gay man would be, but I think I have an interesting blend of masculine and feminine traits that makes me much more like God and Jesus than I once thought.

You see, Astrologically speaking, I am an Aries/Pisces cusp... I’m a mix of the two signs based upon when I was born. Aries is the MOST Alpha (Type A) of all the signs, and Pisces is the MOST Beta (or Type B) of all the signs. Aries is the most Masculine in terms of personality and behavior, and Pisces is the most Feminine in terms of personality and behavior. I would say that if I had to really break it down, I’m 65% masculine and 35% feminine overall, in regards to my personality, world view and lifestyle.

When it comes to tackling tasks that need to get done, or trying to fix some urgent problem that could wreak havoc on me or my family if it isn’t resolved soon, I’m 100% Aries mode, I’m like a bulldozer with nitrous tanks and a turbo! I’m attacking that problem with everything I’ve got and people better stay the heck out of my way and not hinder me unnecessarily. 

When it comes to socialization, I either have nothing to say or I’m almost too chatty. I never know which one is going to come out of me when I’m in a given situation. I guess I’m more feminine when it comes to having conversations with people.

When it comes to romance, I start off VERY Pisces-like (feminine), very slow and gentle and wanting to rub, cuddle, nuzzle and slow kisses, etc. Then, once that has started, I start turning more and more Aries-like again (masculine), increasing in intensity regarding the forcefulness of my touching, kissing, and expressing my burning flame through my voice and words. This is where I need a girlfriend/fiancé/wife who’s OK with being told blatantly X-Rated things that I want to do to her OR for her, once we’ve reached the point in our relationship where we’ve had the talk and know each other’s “Yes and No” list. If she can’t handle and enjoy dirty talk during the right times, she’s not the one for me. I need a woman who will let me fully express my sexual energy to her through words, and who will do the same to me. 

Once it gets to sex (which is only within marriage according to the principles I practice), I will naturally repeat the cycle of Pisces-like first, and Aries-like a few minutes in, and I’ll alternate back and forth throughout the time together unless she asks specifically for one or the other primarily. It really though, boils down to “Vanilla” days and “Not-Very-Vanilla” days, regarding my desires and expressions of them within a marriage.  

When it comes to managing a house hold, parenting, finances, etc, I’m very masculine. While I care about people’s feelings, they don’t come before the structure, cleanliness and integrity of our house, car, bank account, etc. I will NOT let my kid make huge messes, or I will ONLY let him make messes in designated places. I don’t mind saying NO to something that my kid would find fun if it can’t be done without damaging something in my house/car or wracking up a bunch of debt for something that’s not a necessity.

Finally, when it comes to movies, TV shows and books, I kind of rapidly cycle between Masculine and Feminine. Basically, anything in a story, show or movie that typically makes most women cry, it will make me cry too. I can’t help it. I really can't! Sometimes I’ve even gotten more teary eyed and emotional over something than my mom or one of my exes did. While that might be kind of embarrassing in one way, it shows what a genuinely caring and empathetic person I am. If I see something on TV about a little girl in a hospital bed and they bring in a therapy dog for her to pet and she get’s all excited and emotional about it, I’ll usually get a lump in my throat and tears in my eyes. 

Same thing applies to tragic stuff in movies and shows. When there’s a 100 car pile up in the middle of a blizzard and people are trapped and freezing and rescuers have to go around and help people... that makes me tear up. When someones’ loved one is dying in a hospital bed... it makes me cry. I REALLY took it hard when I read 50 Shades of Grey and got to the end of the first book in the series and Christian Grey whipped Anastasia with a belt really hard over and over and she got so upset and cried and ran away and said to the effect of “WTF is wrong with you?! How can you enjoy doing something like this to a woman?!” I know that in the next story, Christian eventually learned his lesson and felt sorry and changed and became a better person, but my goodness... I understand LIGHT bondage/“Soft-Dom” and I’ve kinda grown into my interest in that (both to give and receive it in my next marriage if she’s willing), but I just can’t understand people who get pleasure out of INTENTIONALLY trying to inflict pain on other people. I guess I thought about it from the perspective of what I would or would never do to a woman who I loved. Arguments and hurt feelings are inevitable but physical harm... I could NEVER do.  

What’s so interesting about my Masculine/Feminine balance is, if you read the descriptions for Aries signs and Pisces signs, I’m like a 95% accurate match to BOTH of them, even though they are pretty opposing. This strange combination probably played a large part in what made me into a “Sigma Male”.

You’ve heard of “Alpha Males” and “Beta Males”, “Alpha Females” and “Beta Females”, but a SIGMA is one who has a unique balance of both Alpha and Beta characteristics, but this doesn’t make them “average”... it makes them incredibly special and unique. Most people are only either Alpha OR Beta (though there are some other types that are less common, like Omegas who just sit around all day goofing off and have no ambition or drive for anything except video games, internet and junk food.)

But anyway, SIGMA men and women are like lone wolves, they have some big grand mission in life that they want to accomplish, and they care little for the rules of Social Hierarchy. They can be friends with pretty much any clique but are rarely close to anyone except a romantic partner. They find socialization a waste of time many times, and prefer to spend most of their time doing something productive or pleasurable. Sigmas are the Christian Grey’s of the real world, in the sense that they prefer to be rich, mostly isolated people who are ABLE to socialize and be a people person but like to do so only when it fits their schedule. Minus the abuse part, I saw A LOT of similarities between Christian Grey and myself when it comes to how I would structure and manage my life if I had a lot of money. I’d be just like him, just with Christian moral values and no sadomasochism. If you look at all the other personality traits and world views, etc that he has, it’s probably 75-80% similarity to my thoughts and feelings and interests and world views.

While I couldn’t find any lists of famous people who are Sigmas, I did find some  links to webpages that explain Sigma’s in more detail. Even if it says it applies to Males, the characteristics pretty well cross over to women too, and I know because I used to date a Sigma girl, and she was the best girlfriend I ever had, even though we eventually broke up. 

Here are the links:

https://herway.net/life/11-traits-define-sigma-male/

https://hackspirit.com/sigma-male-11-things-they-do-and-how-you-can-become-one-too/

https://www.zoosk.com/date-mix/dating-advice/sigma-male/

https://www.aconsciousrethink.com/9304/sigma-males/

SO... in closing...

What does all this Sigma stuff have to do with Mother’s Day and mothering nature? Well... I believe that Sigma men (straight ones that is) have a particularly high amount of “mothering instinct” without being effeminate or seeming devoid of masculinity. I believe that Sigma men and women both exhibit the most “God-like” or “Christ-like” nature just how they naturally are. I believe that it’s probably fair to say that GOD is probably a Sigma... if He had to be classified as having one specific personality type. God is the epitome of Masculinity AND Femininity (in all of their good ways), and I think that Sigma men and women are also like that... the best balance of Masculine and Feminine in one being. 

Come to think of it, my mom seems an awful lot like a Sigma to me, now that I think about it... and while my dad is a little bit more “Beta”, he also has a good bit of “Alpha” traits too, so when I consider what both my mom and dad are like, maybe that’s where I got my Sigma traits from... but more so from my mom... I’m sure. 

My dad for the most part taught me what I did NOT want to do or be like, and my mom for the most part taught me what I DID want to be like. Come to think of it, now looking back I think that my mom’s dad (who recently passed) seemed a lot like a Sigma male too. Maybe that’s where my mom got her’s from. My grandpa on my mom’s side taught her how to be a good hearted person and how to not take advantage of people or be greedy. He taught her how to be financially responsible and care for those in need who can’t help themselves. While some of my mom’s siblings may have not adopted all of those good life lessons and characteristics, thank God that my mom did.

While I may not have much good to say about my Dad or most of the people on his side of the family, I am sure thankful to have had all of the good lessons, teachings, foundation and love that came from my mom’s side of the family, which my mom passed on to me and lavished upon me, even when nobody else had my back. 

:) <3

Until next time, take care and God Bless!

“Luke Davidson” - Author of The Taboo Christian book and blog 

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Spoonbender Society: Selected Schizoepistles

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We Live In A Society

People say we live in a democracy/democratic republic, a form of government intended to amplify what people think and address problems they find to be important. But it doesn’t ever seem to function that way.

The issue is in voter suppression, but as always not in the way people generally think voter suppression works. The issue is psychic, spiritual, and social suppression of citizens. Systemic over-development of senses of rationalization, neuroticism and anxiety, industrially incentivized narcissism.

People develop a deathly fear of what others think, or may think, or what they may have thought about them or what they think, what they may think, or what they may have thought.

A democracy where we’d rather not hear what other people have to say, because we find their thoughts offensive and retarded. That’s one thing people are happy to share. But because we suspect that there are so many offensive retards in the world, we fear... "Perhaps I’m a retard too?" You wonder that even for just a second in your life, if you have a soul. It’s OK to be a retard really, but you’ll never believe that it’s OK, and that's probably What Your Fucking Problem Is.

The opinions of us purported non-retards, to avoid sounding like complete retards, end up soft, ambivalent and stale, phrased like True Neutral Orgasm in Ego-Death Nirvana, but less Chad, less gratifying, and nobody cums. To not be reminded of the possibility of our own retardation, we like to pretend that if the retards just shut up and nobody can hear them, they go away. If they are Physically Removed from our presence, their evil thoughts and their malicious intentions will go away with them. We win. But they don’t. They never do.

We always fail to Psychically Remove them. We lose.

We can hypothesize a law of conservation of hatred, correlate one too of love, but the truth is banal. How can it be in light of our timeline? Why are these Hate Groups all over the place? Hitler’s corpse is rotting or burned to a crisp, or embalmed in a tomb or made a toilet for Some Rich Dude ((parenthetical removed)). (Or was he cloned?)

Great Fatherland Germany - defeated by the "untermensch" and partitioned like a cheese between rats. That Great "Faustian" and "Supreme" "Aryan" Race is subjugated by the hated "Juden" and all the "vermin" of the world, humiliated, castrated to be reunited a shadow of its former self. Yet the Nazi threat is omnipresent nearly a century later, in an era which may be an alien planet to those who lived in Hitler’s time.

How is it that the Great Allies, our fathers and grandfathers, achieved such total victory over so loathsome a foe, so unsympathetic and vile, only to see his Evil infect their own countrymen and posterity? How can something so thoroughly defeated still persist in what could be our neighbors or our co-workers our bosses or our employees? Each one could be a secret Nazi now. In parenting blogs moms worry that their children are becoming Nazis from goofy men they see in videos on line. Marriages are ending in divorce because the husband or wife is allegedly or apparently a Nazi. How could this happen?

Have you ever seen “The Matrix? Who hasn’t? You know all about the red and blue pills, and all the rainbow-flag DLC that it comes with, black and pink and green and brown and in configurations invisible to the human eye, I’m sure. If you don't know, the pills are portals to different realities. Take the black pill and you only see death, take the white pill and everything’s alright, take the blue pill you vote for Hillary, take the pink you become genderqueer. But this is not about taking any pills. This is about going off your meds. Going straight edge - except for whiskey, cigarettes, cocaine and pussy. It’s about the spoon - no, not for shooting up. It's for bending - with your mind. Remember? That spoon - The Spoon That Isn’t There.

That spoon is a Nazi.

If you are aware that there is no spoon you can tie it into knots. You can make it into a balloon animal. That Nazi Spoon could be a Jewish Socialist from Vermont, or a kosher Brooklyn Zionist, or a Dominican Taxi Driver. It could be an evil copy of your own son from Bizzaro World. It's probably your uncle. It could be Rottweilers, and Chihuahuas. Whether Pitbulls are Nazis or Jews/Blacks is an ongoing debate in the contemporary discourse.

But imaginary shit can be whatever the hell you want. You don’t have to be "The One" to Bend the Spoon. You don’t have to be anyone at all. What was the name of the kid who said the line about the spoon again? Nobody knows, nobody cares, and that's the beauty of Spoonbending.

"The Nazi" is the guy who keeps talking when he should shut up. He might be autistic, but he could just be an asshole. There is a strong possibility he could be both. Why does he keep saying all of this ridiculous stuff? He’s more offensive and more retarded than the usual, but it feels like He Has To Be This Way. Like it’s his curse, He Knows Too Much. He fell down some rabbit hole and ended up gorged on Fascist Propaganda. He mentions some girl named Celine. He rambles on about some guy you’re pretty sure is a Tekken character... the guy who turns into the Devil maybe. He mentions a vacation in Turkey with his family but insists on saying Constantinople and there’s a wild-man tear in his eye. He insists he knows about Atlantis and calls you gay for saying you liked Aquaman. Instead of saying goodbye he says “Subscribe to Pewdiepie.” The Nazi belongs in an institution. You wonder if he has guns and if maybe he should have them taken for a while. He probably doesn’t, but you can’t be sure. He’s 12.

When is it too early to become a school shooter? Is 12 too early to be an incel?

12 is probably the age at which incels hatch from their human hosts.

“Who is Pewdiepie, and how has he groomed my nephew into the Hitler Youth?” many families today are asking. They think they’re looking at a spoon. Conditoning fills your heart with a desperate desire to see the spoon. A fact, pure fact, logical, reasonable, peer reviewed, widely accepted, So True, a Textbook Fact. The spoon. Everyone else sees it too. That goddamn Nazi Spoon.

You ever try to ask this at a party as an ice-breaker and see how the guests react?

“So, anyway, was The Holocaust Real?”

“Excuse me, what?”

“What do you think, was it real, how many people do you think died, don’t the gas chambers sound goofy to you?”

”Um… no… they don’t sound goofy. What are you talking about?”

“You ever hear about the Nazi Roller-coaster they had at one of the camps? They’d put Jews into a roller-coaster except they’d fly off the edge and get splattered. That’s how the Nazis killed ‘em. I swear. I read it in a book by a Holocaust Survivor. Impossible to believe if it weren’t so True. No shit. You hear about that?”

”I’m… gonna get another beer.”

Of course there’s a Correct answer to that initial question. It’s also the Right answer. Who would ever get this wrong? It's the 2+2=X of History. Well…

Pop-Quiz, Random Nazi Check, Anybody here Hate Jews? You a Groyper, Son? What’s so funny? You think the Cookie Monster committing genocide is a laughing matter boy? We don’t take kindly to your kind around here.

Maybe you should give the Nazi-check thing a try, it’ll separate sheep and goat real easy for you.

If you do this everyone will think you are The Nazi.

The Nazis hated Jews, but did they hate real Jews as Jews exist, or did they hate the Fascist Propaganda Jew who was a work of fiction? On that note, were you in love with your last failed relationship, or just pretending you were? Have you ever had one impression of a person, but then learned they were another kind of person entirely? That first impression you had, the one that wasn’t True, was that a Real Person, or Imaginary? But you still spent all that money and sweat on an imaginary girl, huh?

Hope her hole was real.

I think that fake bitch of an ex you dated was a nazi. Your ex was a fascist. Oh, was she Jewish? It doesn’t matter, changes nothing. I’ve never met her - wouldn't matter if I did. When I imagine her, she's in Hugo Boss black and got skull-and-bones on her officer's cap, and she's saying racial slurs as she ruins your life, cheats on you, drains your bank account and kills your dog after getting custody over it in court. I imagine all bad people this way. All women who rejected me were exactly like this.

But I must breach working-class anti-fascist solidarity, and admit, on That Question ("Would you?").... Yeah, I would. Sorry bro. Take me away Comrades, I admit it, I'd give it to that Nazi Jew raw. Would I do that to her as she exists, or the Fascist Propaganda her who is a work of fiction?

That depends. You still got her number?

haha it's ok you can call me an incel, it's a step up from what i actually am

(User was banned for this post.)

The Nazi and the Fascist aren’t my hallucinations. That’s not my mental illness. But it’s adjacent to me, it’s thrown at me without my Consent, and it's a Trigger. I'm paranoid about commies myself.

In the multicultural cyberpunk year of 2019, with its trans-human gender-sex-orientations, anti-racist ethno-narcissism, fanatic anti-normalism, cultish critical theory intersections, grand byzantine minimalism, placidity, in such splendid predatory banality… In the absolute state of the world! – Aah! An undead ideology conceived by a salty Frenchman in the badlands of South Dakota in the 1890s shambles forth the devour all that is Good and Holy in the Great United States of AmeriKKKa, God Help Us All! And A Child Will Lead Those Dreadful Legions of Corruption Upon All The Meek Of Our Fallen World!

Or it’s just a spoon that isn’t real.

Nobody wants to be straight-forward, and I gotta navigate the labyrinths of euphemism. Maybe there's something weird going on - how people talk, how people act, how people think, none of those correlate to each other. It makes you feel schizo when you do all your mental rain-man calculus and realize there's a fucking Elephant in the living room and he's not wearing any goddamn pants. Once that little ray-of-sunshine blesses your tiny bug-man brain to enlighten you that the elephant is real, and the spoon isn't, it's only a matter of time before you're crowned in tinfoil a Potato King on your off-grid Bug-out estate in the Idaho Panhandle, or start drinking yourself to death and bullying mailmen (or both).

If you'd like to avoid that sort of Elephant-Mania Spoon-denialism, maybe you should try answering Uncomfortable Question instead of being so Weird about it, oh wise Mr. Kirk, Mr. Shapiro, Mr. Talking-Head, Mr. Important-Guy, Mr. Movement, Mr. Politics, Mr. Voice of Reason, Mr. Metatron. Take it from a schizo-maniac with a manifesto, you’re freaking out the hoes.

Try Praeger U talking points out on a Tinder date and watch her shrivel up from instathot to instahag -- she will go through menopause before your very eyes, that's how dry her pussy will get. Trying not to sound racist while talking about the Antarctic Nazi base and the importance of craniometry in ethnocultural anthropology will get you more action than anything that sounds like a paraphrase of Charlie Kirk -- because even if you're still being cringe at least you aren't being fake. Point and laugh at that fucking elephant - the moron isn't even wearing pants! That'll get her thinking about taking your pants off. Or not - it's not foolproof. If she doesn't laugh, red-flag, she's a Nazi so Begone Thot!

Please, for the love of God, go off-script! See the damn elephant and forget the spoon, and forget the wise Mr. Kirk, Mr. Shapiro, Mr. Talking-Head, Mr. Important-Guy, Mr. Movement, Mr. Politics, Mr. Voice of Reason, Mr. Metatron. Take it from a schizo-maniac with a manifesto, you'll go insane if you don't.

[. . . ] [T]hen there's that neuroticism, that narcissism, that fear. The whole point of these politics groups and gatherings and Q&As is what, anyway? Is it really just basic marketing tactics, like a live-action advertisement you expect for people to passively consume as though it is persuasive? To shove free-markets and free-speeches down my throat and have me swallow it without having anything that’s been bothering me answered? What do I look like to you, an Ideology Whore? You don't even reciprocate a good time, huh? I'm not that kind of girl. You didn't even buy me dinner. You made me pay to bore me. I'd cuck you if we dated just to make a very important point -- fully aware it'll go over your head. Fuck you.

We gotta hear The Script. We gotta recite The Script.

Real Conservatives Think Like This. Real Progressives Think Like This. White People Walk Like This. Black People Walk Like This.

Gotta hear that joke ten thousand times so you can recite it like a mantra in your sleep.

Free markets mean free people. Facts don’t care about your feelings. Private Companies can do what they wish. What you do in your bedroom is your own business. We want legal immigration, not illegal.

Abolish ICE. Your childhood hero says Trans-Rights. Do you not want me in the movement? Abolish whiteness.

The Racism of Lowered Expectations.

Reparations.

A white nation.

Workers of the world unite!

Abortion is a human right.

Have you got it memorized?

Let’s go over it a few more times.

Say it with me! Hillary was found innocent in a hundred hearings and it is sexist to besmirch her reputation.

Repeat after me! Trump’s economy is the best in history, and if he's racist why is black unemployment is at historical lows.

You benefit from unearned privilege. You suffer from toxic masculinity.

The world is about to end and everything you know and love will die, and it is your fault, for not believing in the correct things at the correct time.

Are you laughing yet?

I’m dying. I feel like an e-girl, and my orbiters are sides.

But do you wanna know what I really think? The whole bit about psychic and social suppression? You ever hear about the Procrustean bed? Well, what if we put your political, social, moral consciousness and your psychic abilitys into a bed like that. We could talk about it. You ever play Xenogears?

Or you could just put me in a box. I really wouldn't mind. I'm Houdini. Hey, was Houdini a Nazi, like Henry Ford? Can we get a fact-check? I didn't mean to be problematic.

Break the Conditoning - Step outside the box, and use it as a step ladder. Ascend, Beyond the Box - use The Spoon.

Bush did 9/11, the Israeli’s danced, the Aliens killed JFK - sure - but I only say this because of my MK Ultra Schizo-brain. It’s true, it’s false, it’s fact, it’s myth, I don’t have to believe any of it -- I also don't have to believe any of you if I don’t want to. My feelings do not care about your facts, and did you know that some of the world's most uncomfortable facts are manifested into being by uncomfortable feelings? Is it the fact of the bullet that kills the political dissident, or the feelings of his executioner? Is it the deranged lust of the rapist that violates his victim, or the fact of his power to do so? I guess it depends on whether the perpetrator said "nothing personnel kid" before he committed the act. I don't know about that Nazi Rapist's feelings, but MY feelings are valid and I can believe or disbelieve whatever I want on the basis of my feelings, and my feelings alone. My feelings bend the spoon of your facts.

Are you going to say I don’t have the right, Adolf? Sucks for you, bud, I may be a commie by blood, but the heart that pumps it was assembled in the ole USA -- and we got the Right to be a Retard here in America. It's a Free Country.

[Note: please insert image of Jonathan Frakes from Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction]

Now that the dust has settled: Was the Nazi Roller-Coaster Real? Or did we put the Truth in a Mass-Grave? We will let you know at the conclusion of our program.

Sincerely and Full of Suffering Your Friend Always, Orcbrand