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Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn (Ezra x f!reader)

Summary: Staying in a hotel on Puggart Bench while in between expeditions has given you and Ezra a lot of time to develop your relationship both emotionally and physically. On your last night before you depart for your next trip together, you decide to try out one of Ezra’s kinks. Your heartstrings aren’t the only things that will be getting tied up this evening.

Word Count: 6.8k+

Rating: E (explicit) 18+ ONLY! because this is like 80% smut

Warnings: mild allusion to a rocky relationship from this oneshot (both partners have made up and are now in an established relationship), smut, soft-ish bondage (f gets tied up), oral (f receiving), unprotected p in v sex (obvi use protection irl please), dirty talk, swearing, a hand on a throat but no choking, one (1) instance of ✨spitting✨, questionable kink shaming??💀(a joke is made about daddy kinks), comma splice, atrocious metaphor and repetitive sentence structure galore. also no beta reader, and reader uses she/her pronouns and is afab.

Author’s Note: this is my first smut fic! i really appreciated all of the positive feedback that i got on my first fic (💚), so i thought i would do a smutty follow-up to it! if you haven’t read it and you’d like to, you can read it here. i tried my best to make this fic readable as a standalone oneshot though, so if you’d like to do that, that’s cool too! :) i think the only things new readers need to know are that Ezra’s nickname for the reader is Goose, and The Blue is a moon, like The Green, that Ezra, Cee and the reader traveled to in my last fic. also i reference the traffic light system a lot more in this fic than i have personally read in other fics, just because i feel like it’s a great way of checking in on your partner during sex. i know it might get a lil annoying after a while, but i think it’s important to keep it up. i also wanted to include it in my first fic bc even though i might not use it explicitly in my next fics, i want it to be understood that I think it’s super important to continue to check on your partner, etc. also i apologize if the smut isn’t “realistic”, as your writer is 100% a virgin skjfskdj💀 i don’t think that means that i don't know/can't learn how to write some smut though! however i would just keep that in mind💀, and i hope you enjoy it! :)🍀💜

p.s. i'd like to say thank you to @martinsmomo one more time for giving me the amazing request for my first fic! 💕

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“Go to the bedroom, strip to your underwear and wait for me.”

The patch job of your relationship with Ezra on The Blue was a success. Spending an equal amount of time with him alone, alone with Cee and as a trio boosted your strength as a group. The awkward silences and argumentative expeditions around The Blue were no more, and were replaced with friendly banter and jovial hikes. You and Ezra had made up so much that you had started to express your affection for one another physically.

On every third day or so, Cee would go out on a trip alone, needing some time to herself. It wasn’t that she couldn’t stand the two of you - although you and Ezra occasionally found joy in pushing her buttons - but she enjoyed doing activities by herself. It made her feel like she was fortifying her transition from teenager to young adult. You and Ezra couldn’t have agreed more and supported her independent decisions.

And on every third day or so, her absence from the pod allowed your courage to physically engage with Ezra to grow. The two of you had kept it to a minimum, not wanting Cee to notice any blushing cheeks or sweaty foreheads or panting chests when she would return. The majority of your time was spent just cuddling in positions that were a little too sexually charged to be considered platonic: a leg wound around a waist here, a hand gripping an ass there. The heaviest moment you had had was during a makeout session.

While lying down in Ezra’s makeshift bed and mingling tastebuds, you had hiked one of your legs up and over his hips. Soon after, you felt the tip of his cock poke the underside of your thigh. He couldn’t have been harder. You dared to relieve some of his pent up arousal while still maintaining some semblance of innocence and released your grip on his hair, slid your hand down his broad chest and slipped it underneath your leg to get to his erection. You held it and ran your fingers over the tip of it, then along its length, hoping to get a good idea of what your pussy would have to take on at some later time. The moment Ezra felt the light weight of your hand, he moaned deeply into your mouth. He had then broken your kiss and warned, “Goose, in all seriousness, you should highly consider concluding your investigation unless you want to throw me into a pit of agonizing embarrassment.”

You teased, his clothed cock still in hand, “Ezra, I think we should stick to swallowing each other’s tongues and not speaking in them.”

He had hummed in delight and grinned at you, then sighed, “Okay then, in your plebeian lingo: if you don’t stop rubbing my cock, I’ll cum in my pants.”

You both erupted in laughter, and you had snaked your hands back up his body and entangled them in his hair, taking his tongue in your mouth once again.

After your departure from The Blue, your gang had decided to stop on Puggart Bench and decompress for a while. Cee wanted to hang out with her friends before they all went their separate ways in their new adult lives, Ezra wanted to repay the loan he had taken out for his prosthetic arm and you wanted a real bed to sleep in. Not a pilot’s chair, not a bundle of blankets on a metal floor, but a real bed. With a mattress, a comforter, a nice set of sheets, a plethora of blankets and pillows. A two bedroom suite in Puggart Bench’s most prestigious hotel was what the three of you had booked for two months before another orbiting moon made its way into the Bakhroma System for the three of you to explore. Your group had engaged in some nice, familial-like activities, nourishing your found family dynamic.

You and Ezra had also spent quite a bit of time getting to know each other physically. While Cee would spend the day with her friends, you and Ezra never left your bed. Well, technically Ezra left the bed when he would stand, pull you to the very edge of it and subsequently use his newfound balance to pound into you with abandon. Your body hadn’t left the sheets, even when you knelt on the floor and took Ezra down your throat; your back pushed against the side of the mattress with every one of his thrusts.

Fast forward to the present day, and it is the last day you are on Puggart Bench before you leave for The Indigo, the new moon in town. Cee is spending the night at her friend’s house, where she will be having one last sleepover with all of the girls she won’t have the chance to connect with for an undetermined period of time. You feel guilty for looking forward to her leaving because you can only imagine what your bedroom will see of you and Ezra tonight.

While he washed your hair after a particularly exertive romp, Ezra had hinted that he had a kink that he wanted to try out with you. Without a definite return date from The Indigo, he offered that the two of you try it before you left for the moon, his desires getting the best of him. He never elaborated on what the kink is, as the both of you got entranced with washing the rest of your bodies. You plan on bringing it up tonight in the hopes of coming to a decision of whether or not you two have the patience to wait to test it out or not.

The two of you are now putting on a facade of patience as Cee packs her things in her room. You sit in between Ezra’s legs on the couch, back to his torso, both of you reading a different book. The text fails to retain your attention, so you place a finger on the page you are on and fold it over. You shift your head against Ezra’s chest to look up at him, pupils dilating immediately as they take him in. Black thick-rimmed reading glasses grace his face, the only indication in his rugged appearance that he would be a bookworm. He glances down from his book to meet your eyes, smiling at you. He brings his right hand down, brushing the back of the dark grey metal against your cheek. You smile back at him, and a naughty thought pops into your brain.

With your free hand, you find Ezra’s cock in an instant and palm it through his pants. His mouth drops in blissful surprise, but he’s quick to sit up and yank your hand away from his now hard dick. He snaps out a whisper, “Patience, Goose,” and places a light kiss to your temple. He gets up and walks away, afraid that you would just try to place your hand right back where it was. He was also afraid that he wouldn’t have the strength to stop you the next time.

Suitcase clips clap from Cee’s bedroom, and moments later she walks into the living room. You look up at her from the back of the couch: still pouting that Ezra shooed you away, and he looks up at her too, standing behind the kitchen counter: hiding his erection. You both fight through your mutual embarrassment and smile at her, noticing her excitement. She beams at the two of you, suitcase in hand, and raises her shoulders, “Well, I’m going to go now.”

She starts to walk to the door and Ezra follows her, putting a hand on her shoulder, “Have a good time, Sparrow. We’ll swing by and scoop you up tomorrow afternoon.”

Cee smiles up at him, “Will do.”

Ezra retracts his hand and puts both in his pockets, “We hate to bar you from seeing your friends and leading a more stable life, but we really do find solace in your company on our travels. It keeps us grounded, as much as one can be on an orbiting moon.”

She turns so that she faces both of you, “No, that’s okay. I really enjoy being with you guys. You’re like a family that I got to pick.”

Tears threaten to run down your cheeks as you get up and rush over to her to give her a tight hug. She returns your embrace and Ezra follows shortly behind, encasing both of you in his arms. He draws giggles from his girls by placing a kiss on each of your heads, and after a moment of relishing in your found family, you all release one another. Cee says her final goodbyes, opens the door and closes it behind her, giving you and Ezra one last final smile of departure.

You feel ashamed by the amount of heat that floods your genitals as soon as you hear the lock of the door click closed. Ezra, ever sensitive to your every mood change, pulls you in close and presses his forehead to yours, “You know we have to wait, Goose.” You nod, all too familiar with your routine once Cee left. You would wait and listen for her to walk down the hallway to the elevators, press the down button, wait for the doors to open, walk inside the chamber once it arrived, wait for the doors to close and finally start to descend to the ground floor. You did so out of respect for her; you and Ezra would never be able to forgive yourselves if she were to, for example, forget something and come back to find the two of you in the middle of some heated relations.

Ezra’s fingers massage your shoulder blades as you anticipate the sound of the elevator opening, fully aware that he was not only dissipating any nerves you have but spurring your arousal on as well. He knows that thoughts of his fingers traveling elsewhere swarm your brain as he alternates the pressure his fingertips give you. With this knowledge, unbeknownst to you, he’s thinking about what his first order for you will be tonight. Would he introduce the kink that he alluded to the other day? Does he just want a night of repeating your default, mind-blowing agenda? How would you feel about reversing roles, and have you be his dominant and him your submissive?

The ping of the elevator down the hall snaps him out of his trance. You eagerly await the whir of the elevator going down, and seconds later your wish is granted. Ezra lets go of you and steps back, eyes raking up and down your body twice before telling you, “Go to the bedroom, strip to your underwear and wait for me.” Such straightforward instructions to come from such an elaborate man. Ezra doesn’t waste a second in giving you seductive orders the moment he hears the elevator descending, his hunger to devour you reaching unbearable levels. With your appetite consisting of the same ferocity, you follow his instructions and go to your bedroom. Plopping onto the bed and laying on your back, you kick your shoes off, shimmy out of your pants and slide your shirt up and over your head, tossing the items to the chair in the corner of the room where you and Ezra kept your clothes. You found it humorous that he, like you, implemented the “chair of discarded clothing” into his life.

Now in just your underwear and socks (Ezra had relayed to you that it is statistically easier to orgasm while wearing socks), you reach over into the nightstand and pull out a necktie. You had been rewarded with such powerful orgasms at the hands of Ezra - literally - that you often couldn’t hold in your cries no matter how hard you tried. The necktie’s usual resting place was in between your teeth, tied around your mouth in an effort to muffle yourself out of courtesy of your neighbors. Ezra’s mouth remained ungagged; the neighbors must’ve thought that he was trying out some new rigorous exercise regime with all of those heaves, grunts and... moans? What sort of move would cause his headboard to repeatedly knock on the wall?

You sit and rub your thumbs on the buttersoft navy silk of the tie, patiently awaiting Ezra’s entrance into the room and later your cunt. A few moments later he comes in and shuts and locks the door behind him, an emergency precaution to protect the eyes of Cee or any intruding employee. He comes over and takes a seat on the edge of the bed. You glide over to him like a magnet and figure out a part of his kink after taking a quick glance into his hands, seeing that he’s holding rope. Black rope, to be exact, of varying lengths. He notices your quizzical brow and asks, “Spill your thoughts, Goose.” You gingerly reach out and touch the rope with your index finger, your vision moving in loops as you trace the coils. You look up and meet his eyes, those warm, curious, assuring windows to his soul that you love ever so dearly. You question, “Do you like to be tied up or do you want to tie me up?”

He displays a faint smile, “I’d find great satisfaction in tying you up. However, I would be a liar if I claimed that the thought of you restraining me and having your way with me never joyfully crossed my mind.”

You sit there in silence, taking in his desires. You are most definitely up for this, you just approach every new romp with hesitation. You hadn’t been a virgin the first time you slept with Ezra, but no one had ever made you feel so good. So open, exposed, on display, in all the right ways. You had been set ablaze by his confident maneuvers, calmed ever so coolly by his doting ministrations. He had drowned you in his passionate love, and you had loved every single fucking second of it. It just got a bit overwhelming at times, which he would take notice of and promptly give you your time and space when you needed it.

The rope intimidates you. It was smooth to the touch on the pad of your finger, but you could already imagine the uncomfortable burns it could give you. The tightness and thickness of the coils add to the fantasy of being completely immovable, but it also plants doubts in your mind. You voice your concerns to Ezra, “I’d love for you to tie me up, but I don’t think I’d like to start with rope.”

He cups your cheek lovingly, “Always one step ahead of me, Goose,” and picks up an end of the necktie in your lap. He rubs it with you, “I don’t want to start with the rope on you, either. I want us to work up to it.” He pats your cheek and holds up the rope in his hands, “I mean, it does look a little scary, doesn’t it?” Your newfound ease lets itself out of your lungs with a giggle, mirrored by Ezra. He turns and puts the rope on the seat at the foot of your bed, and you climb into his lap as he turns back around and cover his mouth with yours. Falling back onto the bed, his arms wrap around you like a snake and constrict you to his body. You grind your pussy onto his clothed torso, desperate for some friction, your soft moans tumbling down his throat.

He has to pull you away from his mouth by the back of your neck, “Let me take my clothes off, sweet girl.” He gives you a chaste kiss before you roll off of him and let him stand to strip. As he gets naked, you remove your panties in a flash, and he quizzes you, “Color system?”

“Green for when I’m enjoying it, yellow for when I’m being pushed to my limits, red for when I’ve reached my limit and need you to stop.”

“Good girl. What’s our safe word?”

“Magpie.”

“Excellent. Are you ready?” he asks as he pulls his underwear down and repeats your earlier action of throwing the discarded clothes onto the chair in the corner.

You nod fervently, “Yes sir.”

He sighs as he walks over to the edge of the bed and kneels, “I don’t know how many times I have to tell you, Goose, you don’t have to call me that. I feel fulfilled enough in my domination with the heavenly noises your precious body emits.”

You shrug, “It’s just natural. It’s a good girl formality, Ez. Aren’t I a good girl?”

He raises an eyebrow as he hooks his hands behind your knees and pulls your legs over the bed so you’re sitting on the edge, “I don’t think good girls let their neediness get the best of them and just fondle cocks out in the open.” You let out a devious laugh, noting his reference to your sneak attack on the couch, and he takes the necktie from you. Your fingers run through his hair for a moment before he gently takes your wrists, smiling up at you.

He reaches up to kiss you, and after your lips part he mumbles against them, “I’m just going to tie your hands together now, okay?”

You nod, “Okay.”

He gives you another wholehearted kiss before sitting back on his feet, beginning to tie your wrists to one another. You admit, although it’s incredibly arousing to watch his thick fingers twirl the smooth fabric into a knot, you grow a little bit anxious at the loss of movement. He can read it on your face after he finishes the knot, “I want you to lay back while I eat you out. I tied your hands in front of you so that you can pinch me if you want me to stop but can’t find your words.” You nod, appreciating the simplicity of his instructions.

“I need you to use your words now, Goose.”

“Okay,” you reiterate, “Safe word is magpie. I can pinch you if I can’t say it.”

He nods, “Good girl,” and eases you onto your back. As he’s moving down your body to your core, something dawns on you, “Wait a minute.”

Ezra pauses and looks up at you with a caring expression, “What?”

“How am I supposed to stay quiet with the tie on my wrists and not in my mouth?”

He answers simplistically with a smirk, “Don't.”

You laugh, “What about the neighbors?”

“Fuck them. They should be grateful that tonight they will be an audience to one of the most beautiful symphonies that has ever been composed. And I’m not stepping foot off of this planet until I’ve heard my good girl’s clear, unabashed screams.”

A rush of hot air leaves your mouth, enticing Ezra to come back up and push it back into you with his tongue. A moment of clashing teeth later, he retreats back down to your core and lightly knocks your legs apart. You shift your gaze downward to find him admiring your cunt, his left hand capturing his dick and pumping it a few times. He leans forward, presses a kiss to your inner thigh and then runs his sharp nose over the spot, up your leg, across your hip and back down to your wetness and inhales deeply. You can’t help but laugh at his display of rapture, his sniffing audible. He threatens you in disbelief, “My indulgence amuses you, Goose?”

You meet his eyes with yours, twinkling with mischief, “Yeah, kind of.”

He puts his tongue in his cheek and shakes his head, “Goose, you are being a bit of a brat.” He pushes your knees to your chest, his hands on the backs of your thighs, keeping them in place, “And you should know by now how much I love taming my little brat.”

You are very aware of how much he enjoys brat taming, hence your acting up. His tongue licks a wide stripe up your core and a gasp escapes your mouth. He moans into you, sending vibrations through your cunt and shivers up your spine. He buries his tongue in you, his lips fornicating with your southern set, his fingers gripping your soft flesh tightly. Your anticipation of this moment has made your cunt oversensitive, so every little tickle of Ezra’s facial hair, every small movement of his warm tongue, every faint nudge of his nose and chin against your vulva makes you moan loudly. The pattern that his tongue is following suddenly picks up speed and your body involuntarily adjusts to it. Your hips buck up into his mouth, your clit weeping to be drenched in his saliva. Your tied hands lower until your fingertips are able to find his hair and intertwine with the thick brunette strands. The stability that gripping onto his hair gives you makes you hyperaware of just how close you are to cumming already. You whimper, “Ezra, please.”

This tone of your voice has been permanently ingrained in his mind thanks to your daily fucks over the past couple months. If the tightening of your hamstrings isn’t a large enough hint to him that you are close, your breathlessness is a blatant clue. He releases you from his mouth, lines of spit keeping the two of you connected, “That’s my girl, come on.” His egging on is more than you need to be shoved into your orgasm. As his tongue returns to lap at your clit, your neck arches up and your eyes roll into the back of your head. A groan rips through your throat that drowns out his muffled moans, his mouth working you through your orgasm. Your sharp intakes of air start to stagger out as your heart begins to calm down, your cunt pulsing with aftershocks. Ezra reluctantly removes his mouth from you, wetting your inner thigh with a line of his spit and your slick before pressing a kiss to the same spot he kissed earlier. The blackness of his pupils overtakes his chocolatey irises when he catches your eyes, dopamine flooding his nervous system.

He presents his wrist, does some math on an imaginary watch and jokes, “That must’ve been a record, Goose.” You giggle and pull your hands up to your mouth, trying to hide your embarrassed smile. He reaches up and pulls your hands back down to tangle your fingers in his cowlicks, “But my desire to drink pools of your cum has not yet been satiated.”

You swear under your breath as he dips his head back in between your legs, your voice catching in your throat when his hot breath cascades over your folds. This time, instead of licking stripes and lapping, he opts to draw shapes and trace circles against you. It sounds stupid, but man does it feel fucking good. Before you lose all self control, you give his scalp a massage, the best one you can muster with conjoined hands, as a way of telling him I love you. Simultaneously, he switches his tongue’s clockwise motion to counterclockwise and hooks his hands around the tops of your thighs, pulling you deeper into his mouth so he can devour you even more thoroughly than he already was. You brush his hair off of his sweaty forehead with your knuckles, seeing that his eyes are closed and brows are furrowed in concentration. He’s been moaning this entire time into you, blissfully lost in the heaven that is your pussy, and as his tongue picks up its pace the vocal vibrations boost your toward your release. You beg of him, “Please don’t stop.”

He doesn’t stop. In fact, he heightens your arousal one step further than you thought possible. He notes your utter wetness and decides to fill your wanting hole by snaking his left hand down to your entrance and slipping two fingers inside you. A heated orgasm pumps through your every artery just like Ezra’s fingers are pumping in and out of your cunt, his tongue keeping a delicious pace. After your body is done convulsing with pleasure, he moves up it and stops in front of your face.

“Open.”

You are all too familiar with this command and obey. Ezra spits a combination of your cum and his saliva into your mouth. He presses a hand to the underside of your jaw and you close your mouth.

“Swallow.”

You do as he says while he keeps his hand against your neck, feeling his love concoction make its way down your throat. He groans and gives you a quick kiss before asking, “Color?” You smile and bring your hands up to scratch at his scruff, “Green. You?”

“Green.”

Pulling your body tight against his, he hauls the two of you to the middle of the bed. He sits up and back atop your hips, pulls your hands closer to him and begins to untie your wrists. Your eyes can’t help but fixate on his hard dick, standing erect in front of you, as he speaks, “Now Goose, once you’re untied I want you to get on all fours for me,” he notices your distraction, “and if you try to pull any shenanigans, there will be consequences.” You shift your gaze up to his eyes and you swear that there’s a deep sparkle in them that is daring you, begging you, to disobey him. He liked to punish you as much as you liked to be punished by him. So, once untied, you throw him a curveball and take his orders, flipping over and propping yourself up on your hands and knees. You look over your shoulder at him to see that his face is mangled in baffled confusion, making you laugh, “What?”

He mounts your ass and teases your entrance with his cock, “If you had attempted to grab what your eyes were drooling over, I would’ve spanked you.”

“But I didn’t.”

He leans over your back and places his hands on either side of yours, “I wanted to spank you.”

“I know. But I’m not a naughty girl.”

He raises his eyebrows and chuffs out disbelief, “Maybe if you continue to tell yourself that delusion, you can convince yourself that it’s true. But there’s no fooling me. I know my girl is infatuated with misbehaving in order to spite me,” he stuffs his cock inside your pussy, “Isn't that true?” He lifts his left hand to wrap his fingers around the arched column of your throat, forcing you to look up at him.

You dismantle his lie, “I don’t do it to spite you, I do it to delight you.”

He pulls his hips away from yours in order to prepare for a thrust and hums, “That’s one reason why I love you, Goose. You see right through me.”

The two of you groan in unison as he fucks forward and bottoms out inside you. As he establishes a steady pace, your quivering fingers find purchase on his wrist. Even though you had slept together a countless number of times in the past two months, his girthy penetration still overwhelmed you at first, and you benefitted from at least a few seconds of adjusting. He knew this and was why he untied you; his brutal rhythm coupled with the binding of the tie would be too much for you without a little warming up. While he’s stretching you out, he murmurs encouragements into your hair, “That’s it, just like that... You’re taking my cock so well... Good girl.”

After your muscles relax, he asks, “Color?”

“Couldn’t be greener. You?”

He grins at your response, “Green.”

He gives your cheek a kiss before proposing his next instruction, “Why don’t you be a good girl and lay down and put your arms behind your back?”

He pauses his thrusts as you lean forward and press your cheek against the sheets. You turn to ask him just how he wants you to move, and he reads your mind, “Touch the pits of your elbows.” You twist your forearms behind your back until they are pressed against each other and the tips of one hand’s fingers graze the opposite side’s elbow. He snakes the silky tie in between your spine and wrists, the fabric gliding easily over your sweaty skin. He ties your wrists together again, this time much looser than before. He color checks you when he finishes the knot. You wiggle your arms, the amount of resistance being just right, “Green.” He hums in enjoyment and runs his fingertips down the backs of your arms, sending a pleasant shudder through you.

Lining himself up, he places a steadying right hand on your lower back. The contrast of the cool metal of his prosthetic limb to the fire that barrels through you once he pushes himself back into your hole is divine. Both textures of his hands slip against your skin as they try to find a solid grip on your hips in order to allow him to begin pounding into you. Your whimpering spurs him on, and once he’s able to to lock you into place you both swear under your breath in anticipation. As he embarks on his ferocious rhythm, an orgasm takes you by surprise.

Well, not really by surprise, because Ezra has proven time and time again that he can coax you to cum at a moment’s notice.

Out of courteous instinct, you bury your face into the bed to muffle your cries of ecstasy. Ezra turns your face to the side and tuts, “Uh-uh, Goose, I need to hear you this time, remember?”

You can barely him him, let alone understand him, while an astronomical burst of white oxytocin smothers your poor body. Unable to gain control of your composure to stop yourself, you indulge Ezra and let your screams fill the bedroom. The numbness of your mind fades away, effects of your orgasm bringing feeling back to you: the hot tears that spot your bottom lashline, the sweet soreness that the tensing of your muscles left you, the sweat that gathers in the line of your spine, the aroused slick that coats your inner thighs.

You pant as Ezra unties you, “Good girl. Flip over and face me,” and he tenderly places your forearms to your sides.

You’re exhausted. You can most definitely take more of his loving, but you need him to do the work, “I can’t.”

He rolls you over onto your back, his muscular arms giving you the comfort you need to go on. A frantic, worried expression takes over his face, “You okay? Still green? I didn’t push you too far, did I? Was the tie too tight? Did I-”

You shut him up with a kiss. You reassure him, “Yes, still green. Just fucking tired.”

You both laugh, and he asks, “Do you want to stop?”

You shake your head no, “I’m not sure if the neighbors heard all of that scream. I think they need another one.”

Your dirty talk contorts his mouth into a grin of sly allure as he gets up off the bed, “I concur.” He opens a drawer of the nightstand and takes out another necktie, this one made of black wool. He gets back on the bed and says, “Let’s give them a musical to remember.”

You snicker as he pushes both of you farther up the bed, giving you more room to mess about in. He places the second tie next to the blue one and a hand on each of your ankles, “What this next position requires in flexibility it will pay for infinitely in pleasure for you and I both, okay, Goose?”

Your wariness is excited, “Okay?”

He pulls your legs together and picks up the blue tie. He wraps the fabric around both ankles, beginning to tie them together, but pauses and interjects, meeting your eyes, “You’re okay with me tying you here, right?”

You smile at his concern and mock, “Ezra, you could tie me any way you’d like and I’ll be more than happy.”

His nose crinkles in satisfaction and he resumes tying you up. After he’s done, he pushes your thighs to your chest, bending your knees so your feet are in the air. You can’t stop the laughter that erupts from you, “Ez, what in the Bakhroma System are you scheming?”

He gives you a wickedly teasing laugh back, “A fun time, Goose.”

He momentarily cups your face with his left hand, “If at any point it gets too much, for whatever reason, just say the word and I’ll stop everything.”

You take his hand and kiss his palm, “Okay.”

He smiles, boops your nose with his thumb and pulls your arms so that they rest in the pit of your upside down knees. He picks up the black tie and does a different knot on your arms than he had done previously. He puts the binding on them higher up, which makes you hold your legs up, keeping your cunt on display for him. The wool of the tie scratches where the silk had soothed you, but you savor the friction. Ezra wastes no time in entering you again, plunging his cock deep into your fluttering walls. You brace your forehead against your shins, panting wildly. With every thrust, he hits something deep and sensitive in you, but you know you could make the experience more intense for the both of you.

“Ez?”

“Yeah?”

“Can you look at me?” He angles himself so he can look around your legs and meet your eyes. As you are projected into the depths of his eyes, engulfed by the lust-blown ink of his pupils, enhanced by the dark coffee that surrounds them, an “I love you” slips out of your lips.

He compresses your body further by leaning down and capturing your mouth, “I love you too.”

When he pulls back and his hands find the backs of your thighs, he asks for a color check. You answer green, giving him permission to ravage you. He does just that, putting every ounce of his might behind his thrusts, eliciting growls of the same magnitude from you both. The gradual construction of an orgasm starts to warm your body, your moans getting louder and louder with each passing second. In an effort to put it off, you bite down hard on your lip. Ezra notices, running a thumb across your lipline, “Goose, please, allow me to be privy to your every stuttered breath.”

“Every gasp of delighted surprise.”

“Every involuntary whimper.”

“Every lustful yelp.”

“Every plea for me to keep going.”

“Every unhinged beg.”

“Every feral scream that only I can rouse out of those magnificent lungs. Indulge my deranged wish and let me hear it all, Goose.”

His words whisk you onto an expressive whirlwind of slow-building passion. You close your eyes and watch as your orgasm transforms from a cozy snuggle to a captivating explosion; behind your eyelids, amorous red transitions to a lustful magenta. It lightens to a flirtatious and giggly bubblegum, intensifying to a vibrating, barely-there pink. Then, all at once, buckets of slumberous evergreen, pure Ezra energy, submerge you into your release. Any bit of any other color is eradicated as he pours his soul onto yours. Descending from your chameleonic trance, you open your eyes to meet his. He can see that he has torn you apart in a most satiating way, which catapults him to his peak. He pulls out of you and pumps his cum onto the backside of your thighs, his heart collapsing with joy. He smears his stickiness across both of your hamstrings and then quickly gets to work to release you from his necktie binds. The bind that he has made of your heart to his, though, is infinitely knotted, forever unbreakable.

Your limbs untangle themselves and fall to the bed, every cell in your body pooped from the session. He asks for a final time, “Color?”

You sigh, “Green. You?”

He smiles, “Green.”

He brushes the now cum-stained ties to the side and pats your stomach, stamping a handprint of his seed, “I’ll be right back, Goose.” You nod once and he gets up and exits the room, leaving the door ajar.

You flip onto your stomach, your muscles yearning for a change of position after getting pummeled into the mattress. You bend your arms to lay in front of you, elbows sighing in relief for being contracted instead of stretched. You close your eyes and rest your head on his pillow for what seems like a millisecond, but when you open them back up Ezra has returned with two glasses of water, a washcloth and a juice box.

He folds the cloth into a triangle, dips a corner into a glass and then brings it behind you. The icy water feels good on your overheated skin as he wipes away his cum before it has the chance to dry. Once he cleans you off, he takes a seat on the edge of the bed next to your depleted frame. He sets the cloth down and picks up the other glass of water, “Drink this, sweetheart.” You prop yourself up on your forearms and gulp some much needed fluids down as Ezra holds the glass steady against your mouth. You hold up a weak hand when you’ve had your fill and he finishes off the drink. You never thought you would find sharing a drink like this with someone stomachable, let alone wildly attractive. But Ezra had changed you; you wanted to exchange cells, germs, bodily fluids with him, no matter how nasty it sounded when put into words.

Ezra trades the glass for the juice box and pops the straw into the opening, holding it up to your lips, “Drink some.” You curiously eye the juice box: apple flavored, the carton decorated in bright and childish cartoons. You tease him, “You know, when I said I might have a daddy kink, this is not what I meant.”

You both laugh, and he pokes after a moment, “Yeah, yeah, whatever you say.”

As you take the straw into your mouth and drink, he places a hand on the back of your head and pets your hair, “That’s it, babygirl, do as Daddy says.” An air of laughter blows through your nose and you choke on the liquid as Ezra cackles. You drop the straw and cough, “Stop!”

He continues to laugh at you while you whine, “Why do I have to drink this anyways, can’t I just have water?”

He calms himself down and shakes his head, “No, I want to replenish your blood sugar. Otherwise you might feel faint, and not in a good way.” He shoots you a wink and you take another sip of the juice.

When you’re done, he puts the half-empty box back on the nightstand and lays on top of you. You joke, “You’re crushing me and you told me I have to pee right after.”

Since sleeping together, Ezra had realized how little knowledge of aftercare you had. He had advised you to go to the bathroom as soon as possible after the deed is done in order to avoid urinary tract infections, among other pains. He nuzzles into your shoulder and protests, “In a minute.”

Taking into account the history of his comment and your increasingly heavy eyelids, you rebut, “You know that never happens.” More often than not, when Ezra trapped you in a cage of cuddles directly afterward like this, the two of you would fall asleep and you would skip the trip to the bathroom. He grunts and moves his weight off of you, “Fine, but I’ll only let you go if I can carry you in there.” You barely have time to begin laughing before he’s swooping you up into his arms.

After you both use your respective time in the bathroom, you and Ezra dress in matching pajamas and climb into bed. Coddling you into his broad chest, his fingers dance on the back of your neck and your lower back. You turn your head up to face him and when he returns your gaze you reference the whole night, “Thank you.”

A smile crinkles his tired eyes, “The pleasure was all mine, Goose. Thank you for taking it all so well. Get some sleep, okay?”

“Only if you will too.”

“Sure thing, my love.”

He gives you a kiss before you retreat back into the sanctuary of his embrace. Right as you’re drifting off to sleep, he adds, “I would like to ravage you one more time, in the morning.”

Your smirk pulls at the fabric of his shirt, “Okay. But no daddy kink. We have to save some things to explore when we come back.”

He hums, pressing his cheek into the top of your head before the two of you succumb to the temptation of sleep, “As you wish.”

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kpopinesss · 4 years

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[ateez] S A N ➱ baby daddy au

YOU HAVE TO RAISE HIS SON AFTER HE LEAVES. MAFIA SAN.

warnings: teen pregnancy

a/n: sorry ya’ll I accidentally posted this on my main lol - @atinybitofau

• raising a son on your own was hard.

• raising a son whose genes were on par to his notorious father was even harder—

�� a hooligan. a mischievous troublemaker.

• an eyesore in morality.

• and yes, your son was just like him.

• cold. ruthless. blood thirsty.

• but unlike San, your son loved you enough never to leave you.

• appreciated the things you did for him enough to stay.

• “Eomma..”

• you turn on your side when your son interrupts your slumber,

• injuries blatant on his tethered arm.

• raising a child who’s now 13 since you were 16 never easy.

• “Where were you, Ari?”

• he sits at the edge of your bed and leans for the warmth only a mother could give. “I was trying to get your medicine.. but I ended up causing a scene and the store owner kicked me out.”

• you sigh letting him lay down beside you. “It’s just a little cold. You don’t need to go and risk your life to save mine.”

• he wants to ask you.

• he’s old enough..

• why hasn’t his father came back to be the one the take care of you?

• to take care of him.

• why do you have to suffer alone?

• “Ari, just do me a favor and take care of yourself the way you do for me.” you cuddle into your sons warmth too. “That’s all I need.”

• but you’re lying.

• you’re getting sicker.

• and he can’t take it anymore.

• he goes to lower than the low to find something to save you, his mother.

• eventually ending up tied up in San’s gang house.

• brutally beat for intervening a drug heist—

• “Alright you little shit,” San holds your son up by the collar, blood running down his face mixed with his tears. “I don’t care that you’re 13 years old. Hell you could’ve been 10 and I’ll still beat the living crap out of you. No one just comes barging into a drug heist for no reason. That’s not just a coincidence.”

• it is.

• it really is.

• and maybe god was just giving him a sign.

• because you were on the verge of dying—

• and his own son being dealt his life and in the hands of his own father,

• yet San still didn’t know what was going on.

• what sign god was trying to give him.

• “I have to admit.” San runs a finger down his son’s chiseled jaw and smirks. “You’ve got a nice face. But in a couple minutes, you might not even be able to recognize it anymore.”

• “I-I-I was just trying to get medicine for my mom! I swear.”

• San really needed to get a clue.

• not all drugs were recreational.

• and some—

• some can actually save lives not just make dirty money.

• “You think I’ll believe that sissy crap?”

• Ari shudders looking to his torn up jeans. “H-her pictures in my wallet. I swear, she’s the only thing I’ll do anything illegal for. I promise I wasn’t trying to fuck anything up. She’d kill me if I got involved. Kill herself if I pushed myself too far.”

• he’s convinced at the desperation in the poor kid’s voice.

• normally not as merciful but he digs through the kid’s pocket for the picture anyway.

• and he should be glad he did because shit—

• the picture of you made him go from 100 to 0 real quick.

• “Y/n?”

• “T-that’s her! That’s my mom.”

• San glances up at the beat up kid, horrified.

• horrified at the sight.

• that he was basically beating to death a walking replica of himself.

• an age far enough that fit the time he left you.

• “You’re telling me my high school sweetheart..” San’s bloody fingers curl around your picture. “The woman you’ve been trying to steal medication for is your mom? The woman in this picture.”

• he’s at first in denial.

• that the kid he almost beat to death was your son.

• but denial hits him even harder the chances he could also be the father.

• “M-my mom is everything to me.” Ari bawls his last tears out begging for his own father to spare his life. or anything to save yours. “She’s only got me. I’ve only got her. S-sir please. At least save her. If you wanna kill me sir, please save my mom first.”

• his jaw clenches,

• still knealt down on one knee propped in front of his pleading son.

• studying every feature of his face.

• how on par everything was to his own.

• San was beating up his son, he realized.

• holy shit he was about to kill his own son.

• “Why didn’t she tell me?”

• “W-what?” his son chokes. “What do you mean?”

• “Fucking hell— kid, I think I’m your dad.”

• the five days that your son was held captive was long enough for your body to grow cold and weaker.

• laying in a hospital bed nearly blacked out.

• your son cries over your body as you sleep.

• hoping he’s not too late.

• not too late to give you the one thing that might be able to keep you alive.

• a husband?

• finally a father to your child.

• “You’re the husband?” the doctor finds San watching from the doorway awkwardly glancing at the black dressed men who towered behind him. “You’ve got quite the entourage there, sir. But not even an army of soldiers would be able to save your wife right now. She’s hanging on a thin line. Barely holding on. That woman needs a miracle if she wants to live the next good years of her life.”

• San watches as his son that he never knew about cries over you.

• wishes you would’ve told him..

• he would’ve stayed.

• would’ve loved you.

• why were you always so selfish? always wanting to do things that pushed you too far even if there were another option available.

• “Eomma.”

• you hear everything.

• your son.

• San.

• “Ma, I’m sorry I wasn’t able to get the medicine. I got into trouble again, ma. I’m sorry.” Ari folds his hand over your limp one’s. “B-but I have something even better. Someone who could help you and me. He can take care of us, ma.”

• it hurts.

• you want to wake up for your son because he deserves the world.

• he deserves a fight for the both of you but the option you chose came short.

• in the past, the option of never telling San in the first place of his own son.

• “Ma.. he’s gonna talk to you okay? I’m gonna let him talk to you.” Ari sniffles and suddenly your hand gets replaced with a different warmth. “He’s gonna tell you it’s gonna be okay. I love you, eomma. I love you. We’re gonna be okay.”

• it’s almost enough.

• your heart beats a little faster.

• burns a little more so you could breathe on your own.

• it’s definitely working.

• “You shoulda told me, bubba.”

• the nickname San had given you years ago,

• a nickname you thought you’d never hear again, rings in your ear and that light so far away,

• it gets further.

• “You shoulda told me about him. About you.” he lifts your hand against his trembling lips. “13 years? 13 years after I tell you to take care of yourself and now you’re almost dying. Come on now. My girl was a fighter. Pushed herself harder than she wanted to.”

• his voice is like a mantra—

• a dream that gives you a little bit more of life you we’re starting to lose.

• “Bubba, you were the love of my life. And I didn’t tell you enough how much I appreciated you. I know it may be too late and if god forbid I do lose you, I will make sure our baby stays safe okay?”

• you think if you were awake right now you’d be crying.

• as if a weight lifted off your shoulders.

• cause the one person who could save you right now—you and your son,

• was right here.

• ready to go merciless to keep you two safe.

• “I left loving you. And I’ll come back loving you. 13 years only kept us apart. But let me tell you, y/n, it never stopped me from loving you.”

• he’s unsure when he lets go of your hand.

• usually gets what he wants with one word—

• cause he’s a notorious mobster.

• but let’s just say you were the one thing he wanted he could’ve never gotten even with two words.

• 3?

• “I love you.” he continues. “And if I’m gonna have to love our son the way I should’ve loved you then so be it.”

• but life’s not like movies where you wake up right during a miracle.

• this miracle takes time.

• and after an EXPENSIVE deal of money and medicine to keep you alive,

• a year it takes for you to finally open your eyes.

• to a nice hospital bed room.

• filled with flowers and the reminiscent scent of old spice and San.

• your hair’s a bit longer.

• the sun’s definitely brighter.

• but not as bright as the smile you see once you turn to the side.

• “Good morning beautiful.” San reaches his forehead against yours. “How were your dreams?”

• you choke on a decent reply. “S-San?”

• “The one and only.”

• “Where’s— Where’s Ari? Where’s my—“

• “Our?” San chuckles softly. “You mean our son.”

• you kind of remember.

• it takes a while to remember the voices and the dreams in your head.

• how waking up to find them real was surreal on its own.

• “He’s at school, bubba.” San cradles your face in the palm of his hand staring at you like he was hypnotized. “I’ll have someone pick him up. Tell him mommy’s awake.”

• “San..” you shake your head in his hand. “How is this real?”

• “Our son might be a miracle worker. Brought us together the way we made him. Brought me so I could keep you alive.”

• cheesy as you remember.

• although this handsome and older version of your old flame you aren’t too sure.

• “So you just show up while I’m in a coma and play daddy while I sleep?” you hoarsely chuckle while he smiles against your lips. “Even after 13 years, you won’t grudge against me for not telling you?”

• “I can’t blame you for trying to save yourselves.” he admits with his lips still on yours. “I wasn’t good enough for you. I know still I’m not. But I’m gonna try this time. Even if I have to pretend I’m not who I am sometimes.”

• you two are interrupted by a crying teenager.

• one you remembered resembled San.

• but now them standing right next to each other,

• looking like two carbon copies and a surreal dream in your head.

• maybe you are dead...

• “Ma!” he shoves his father away abruptly. “Look ma! I brought dad! He helped pay your debt, pays for my school. Even finished the hospital bills.”

• you glare at your always boisterous ex boyfriend and long lost father to your son.

• “You did what?”

• “Did I mention this was my way of getting back at you for not telling me about my 14 year old son?”

• “San how the hell am I gonna pay you back?”

• you just woke up.

• and the doctor runs in ready to sedate to keep you stable for at least more than 24 hours.

• but the way San looks at you is enough.

• him being there like your life long medication itself.

• holding your hand while your son holds your other one proposing,

• “Marry me. And we can call it even.”

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danielxricciardo · 3 years

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Prompts

1. "Hi, my ex just walked in. Would you hold my hand please?"

2. "I didn't expect to see you here."

3. "Have you seen this dog?"

4. “That mouth of yours, does it ever stop making noise”

5. “Seven minutes in heaven is for virgin teenagers”

6. “Slam that door one more time and I’ll shove my foot straight up your cute ass”

7. “Jesus! Knock next time would you”

8. “You have money go and get yourself a hoodie that’s not mine”

9. "I hate roses, I thought you knew"

10. "Do you think I am an angel? Ha"

11. "I wanted to sleep but someone decided to die"

12. "I can kill you right now, what are you talking about?"

13. "Hi, I am lost, can you come after me?"

14. "When I first saw you I wanted to date your best friend"

15. "I am so funny and you are just jealous"

16. "If I have to choose... no"

17. "Stop breathing like that!"

18. "I just did my nails"

19. "I'm the best driver în the world"

20. "Will you marry me?" "No"

21. "I think I broke my arm" "So?"

22. "I think I love you" "Thanks"

23. "My arms are lonely, don't you think?"

24. "Apparently we are dating"

25. “Well it’s kind of hard to move when you’re sitting on my lap”

26. "Those things you said yesterday, did you mean them?"

27. "If we elope, you think they'll kill us?"

28. "This is yours"

29. "You can’t just kiss me, laugh and then walk away."

30. "Are you using ass as a pillow?"

31." I find your lack of faith disturbing."

32. "And I took it personally"

33. "In here I am the boss"

34. "Oh, bite me!" "Where?"

35. "What will you do if we break up?"

36. "Where is my T-shit?"

37. "This is no time for sarcastic comments." "There is always time for sarcastic comments."

38. "I’ll keep quiet, you won’t even know I’m here."

39. "The way you flirt is just awful"

40. "Don’t be fooled. I’m the epitome of mess."

41. " If you are on TV should I congratulate you?"

42. "And this, is why we can’t have nice things."

43. "That's what he said"

44. "I am scared of your boss"

45. "You should know, a lot of girls have a crush on me"

46. "Everyone is afraid of you"

47. "If I'm watching that movie one more time I'll lose my fucking mind!"

48. "I thought being on vacation will be stress free"

49. "My parents don't trust you"

50. "I don't think I should give my last name so easily"

51. “I really wish I could unsee that.”

52. “Who would’ve guessed we’d be sharing a room.”

53. “I feel like you have an unhealthy obsession with me.”

54. “Nah he’s fine, it’s the other one you really got to watch out for.”

55. “I have a suggestion.” “I’m not taking my clothes off so forget it.”

56. “You’re the genius, why don’t you tell me?”

57. “Have I ever told you your accent makes me swoon?” “Really?” “No.” He/she smiles. “ that’s why I’ve never told you.”

58. “I’m alive? How am I still alive?”

59. “You’re crazy! I love it!”

60. “Never have I ever is about to get a lot more interesting.”

61. “What did they do?” “Dude. They did the do.”

62. "You can’t keep pretending it didn’t happen, cause guess what? It did!"

63. "Well this is awkward."

64. "Im too sober for this."

65. "Im pregnant." "Wall done, Virgin Mary!"

66. " I want to protect you."

67. "Kill that spider and maybe I'll forgive you"

68. "I have no one to go to the wedding"

69. "Don’t you dare touch _______!"

70. "I thought you were dead!"

71. "This is, without a doubt, the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in."

72. "Take care of you, please"

73. "If your best friend single?"

74. "Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English."

75. "Why does everyone assume we're a couple?"

76. "Im craving something sweet" "Are you pregnant or something?"

77. " What is the magic word?" "I'll kill you în your sleep"

78. "When I see you my knees get weak"

79. "Finally you're single. Can I take you on a date?"

80. " So, I guess you don’t do after hours?"

81. "I know what I'm doing, I've watched two whole seasons of Grey's Anatomy."

82. "I can't believe I'm stuck here with you right now."

83. "Okay, this did not go as I planned it in the shower."

84. "I'm not going to sit around and watch you destroy yourself."

85. "You were my best friend"

86. "You did what?"

87. "Can you just pretend to love me for a second!"

88. "You are enough"

89. "Take the shirt off"

90. "Your nickname is bitch"

91. "What do you want to watch?" "You"

92. "How could you ask me that?"

93. "Your mouth does this thing and I can't resist it"

94. "Are you allowed to drink?"

95. "I said Im done, leave me alone!"

96. "Don’t raise your fucking voice at me”

97. “Yeah, I remember the drill”

98. “Tell me again, slowly this time, why that dog is in my bed.”

99. “Gave you so much, but it wasn’t enough.”

100. “You and me, we were destined to fall apart.”

101. “No, you don’t know who you are until somebody breaks your heart.”

102. “I want to tell you everything. The words I never got to say the first time around.”

103. “It’s better to feel pain, than nothing at all.”

Song lyrics prompts

1. “It’s the little things about us, that I love so much.”

2. “Last night I told you I loved you // woke up blamed it on the vodka”

3. “It’s a better place since you came along”

4. “You make me love the things I hate “

5. Just a paper sheet and half a cigarette are left in my hand

6. Your faith walks on broken glass

7. "And can you teach me how to dance real slow?"

8. "I'll throw away my faith, babe, just to keep you safe"

9. "One night, you won't forget the rest of your life"

10. "We only said goodbye with words"

11. "I'll try to give you love until the day you drop"

12. "I like the pretty boys with the bow tie"

13. "Lets get drunk forget what we did"

14. Your kisses lift me higher

15. When you're ready we can share the wine

16. "And if you don't love me now you will never love me again"

17. "Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?"

18. "When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove"

19. She's the kind of girl who only asks you over when its raining, just to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling.

20. Now I understand, you're a human, and you got to lie, you're a man

21. The good and the bad times: we've been through them all.

22. Now I ain't educated but I sure ain't stupid

23. I grew up in the shoes they told me I could fill

24. It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

25. A lover would just complicate my plans

26. And in the morning, i’ll be with you, but it will be a different kind

27. My heart is yours, it’s you that i hold on to

28. And with one kiss, you inspired a fire of devotion that lasts for twenty years

29. I let go of my claim on you, it’s a free world

30. I’m in my bed, and you’re not here and there’s no one to blame, but the drink in my wandering hands

31. Cause you gave me peace and i wasted it, I’m here to admit that you were my medicine

32. Oh, dear diary, i met a boy, he made my doll heart light up with joy. Oh, dear diary, we fell apart, welcome to the life of electra heart

33. For you, I would cross the line, I would waste my time, I would lose my mind

34. Is it really me you're missing?

35. Remember that night?

36. How many times can I break till I shatter?

37. As long as I breathe, I’ll call you my home

38. "You wouldn't know love if it crushed your fucking chest."

39. "When we scream our lips don't make a sound."

40. "Please don't let me sink, wrap your arms around me and carry me home."

41. "This hasn't torn us apart so nothing ever will."

42. "A long time ago we believed that we were united."

43. "I miss the person that you were but I don't miss you."

44. "If home is where the heart is, why do I feel so fucking heartless?"

45. "I can't live, I can't breathe with or without you just go away."

46. "I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid I'll survive and have to watch you suffer."

47. "I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away."

48. "I'm not like you I just fuck up."

49. "All because of you I believe in angels, not the kind with wings, no not the kind with halos. The kind that bring you home when home becomes a strange place."

50. "I just want to go to sleep and never wake up again."

51. “I wish people liked me more.”

52. “How could I ever love someone else?”

53. “I guess you’re getting everything you want.”

54. “She probably gives you butterflies.”

55. “I hope that you’re okay.”

56. “I defended you to all my friends.”

57. “I never cared about what they say, only care about me and you”

58. “Either way i’m gonna lose, so i’m just gonna keep on loving you”

59. “You know i’m bad at communication, it’s the hardest thing for me to do”

60. “Iwas your lover, i was your friend, now I’m only just someone you call when it’s late enough to forget”

61. “It’s fucked up but it’s true that i love you like i do”

62. “Well we both had nights waking up in strangers beds but i don’t wanna, don't wanna, i don’t wanna give up yet”

63. “Tell me I’ve got it wrong somehow.”

64. “I’m begging for you to take my hand.”

65. “I can’t make it go away by making you the villain.”

66. “He feels like home.”

67. “I’d be breaking all my rules to see you.”

68. “But I know you’re not scared of anything at all.”

69. “When can I come back?”

70. “I’m ready to owe you anything”

71. “I’ll always look best in your head”

72. “I know you know it’s wrong, but I’m ready”

73. “All I ever want is breaking me apart.”

74. “Let's talk sweetly like all our love is false.”

75. “You put a fire in my heart, painted blood on my stars, gave me faith.”

76. “I wanna meet your girlfriend, she sounds nice.”

77. “How is kissing me so wrong?“

78. “Can’t you see that I’m already yours?”

79. “I’ve been losing track of the romantic sh*t I’m tryna say but basically I love you"

80. “I don’t wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your lips, I wanna kiss you until I lose my breath”

81. “I apologize for all your tears, I wish I could be different but I’m still growing up into the one you can call your love”

82. “I’m out of my head, of my heart, of my mind cause you can run but you can’t hide, I’m gonna make you mine”

83. "I never loved someone the way that I love you"

84. "It's the way that you know what I thought I knew, it's the beat that my heart skips when I'm with you"

85. "I hope she gettin' better sex, hope she ain't fakin' it like I did, babe"

86. “I know we’re young and people change and we may never feel the same”

87. “I can’t change the world, but maybe I’ll change your mind”

88. "You don't own me. Don't tie me down 'cause I'd never stay."

89. "Leave everything that is worth a single cent and just take me instead."

90. "And then I got you off your knees, put you right back on your feet, just so you can take advantage of me."

91. "Hey, I can't let you go with nobody. Cause I love you, baby."

92. "Tell me that it wasn't my fault and that I was enough for you."

93. "We were good at faking forever, I get it, whatever."

94. "Cause you had your chance and you blew it. Yeah, you ripped it up and you chewed it."

95. "Well, I'm too busy for your business. Go find a girl who wants to listen."

96. "Stop looking at me with those eyes, like I could disappear and you wouldn't care why."

97. "Oh, we could do whatever you want, but boy, don't go falling in love, you can't stay with me, all you'll ever have is one day with me"

98. "I pray the medication slow me down, but that shit doesn't work when you're around"

99. "Told her that I loved her once and now she'd kill for me"

100. "What the tell were we? Tell me we weren't just friends"

Who I write for

Formula 1

Daniel Ricciardo

Lewis Hamilton

Max Verstappen

Charles Leclerc

Esteban Ocon

Carlos Sainz

Lando Norris

Lance Stroll

Sebastian Vettel

Mick Schumacher

Pierre Gasly

George Russel

Football

Erling Haaland

Jadon Sancho

Giovanni Reyna

Jude Bellingham

Julian Brandt

Marco Reus

Roman Bürki

Emre Can

Mats Hummels

Leon Goretzka

Joshua Kimmich

Kai Havertz

Mason Mount

Christian Pulisici

Ben Chilwell

Gerard Pique

João Félix

Ianis Hagi

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

Trent Alexander-Arnold

Virgil van Dijk

Jens Petter Hauge

Martin Ødegaard

Alexander Sørloth

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Introducing: The Brothers' Children

Edit (5/27/2023): Adding the Second Set of children from the series where MC asks for another child (part 1 of which can be found here). All Second Set children will be marked with 'SS' next to their names.

Edit (1/03/2021): Added their appearances to the list. I have no clue how I forgot that part before.

Okay, so I've written plenty on the Brothers' and MC's kids so far, but I've yet to tell you guys much about the personalities of the kids, though you've probably picked up bit and pieces from some posts.

Below is some info about each child. I will make one for the Undateables' children too once I finish up the post for the births of Solomon and Simeon's kids.

Also, please note that I see the kids having more of a demon life span than a human's so when I say something like "when they were six", I mean when they looked six, not when they had actually been in the world for six years. I imagine their years as real young child are actually halted. As in, from when they are born to appearing to be 6 actually takes only 3 years, but the life stage of appearing 6-12 lasts about 100 years and the life stage of appearing 13-19 lasts about 300 years, and so on like that.

Also, I may add or change things on here later on.

Warning: Two of the children have neurodevelopmental disorders--Autism and ADD. I am not trying to make a blanket statement that "all kids with ADD are like this" or "all kids with Autism are like this", especially in the case of Autism since it's a spectrum and people are affected by it in different ways. I've simply been diagnosed with both and used a mix of my own experiences and some things from articles online to form these kids' experiences.

Lucifer's Daughters:

Name: Ksenia

Nickname(s): Seni, Princess (by Lucifer)

Appearance: Has Lucifer's dark eyes, wings, and horns as well as MC's hair color. Dresses in the latest fashions, often with a very preppy style, and whatever outfits Asmo buys for her.

Based on my MC, Elyna, I see Ksenia with dark brown hair, slightly wavy.

Birthday: May 11

Sun sign: Taurus

MBTI: ENTJ

Mama's Girl or Daddy's Girl: Daddy's Girl

Closest uncle: Asmo. He buys her the cutest outfits and gives her the best pep talks.

Least closest uncle: Levi. Doesn't dislike him. He just hides in his room so much that she doesn't really know him.

Identifies with which side: Demon. Wants to feel as if she belongs here in the Devildom and wants to get strong enough so no one can say otherwise.

More info: Sweet and mostly well behaved. Doesn't do well with 'authority' figures as a child. If you aren't her parents then you simply aren't important enough to order her around. The type where she'd be ask by her teachers to do something but she'd simply smile, say 'no', and walk away. She's half a Pride demon and also the daughter of the Avatar of Pride; she's been taught that she's better than other demons because of this and has been thoroughly spoiled by her father.

As a teenager, she grows into a very mature person, but secretly very insecure. Being half human in the Devildom isn't easy when many are still against the races mixing like this. The society is still evolving so there are still demons who find her parents relationship abhorrent and her very existence against all that traditional demonic society stood for. It's never easy when most people you interact with believe you shouldn't even exist. How does she cope with it, you may ask? Spending her daddy's money and throwing his name around to remind people not to mess with her. Gotten her out of a bind multiple times when cornered by bullies. Just mentioning Lucifer's name and insinuating what he's capable of usually makes them back off for a while. Doesn't tell her parents much about the bullies because she wants to be able to handle things on her own like her dad does.

Not a bad person, just kinda copes with life in concerning ways. Is also a straight A student and fashion-loving. Love her or hate her, you are jealous of her looks, her clothes, her money. And people hang around her for it all. Girly has no true friends, but has her own group of people to spend time with. It feels so conditional though and all she really wants is a true friend.

Name: Lilia SS

Nicknames: Lilypad, Princess (just like her big sis~)

Appearance: Has Lucifer's black hair (but with streaks of white in it), her mama's eyes, and one set of wings in an ombre of white to black but mostly being grey.

Based on my MC Elyna, I see her having turquoise eyes.

Birthday: January 23

Sun Sign: Aquarius

MBTI: ENTP

Mama's Girl or Daddy's Girl: More like Big Sis' girl, if we're being honest. She loves her parents too though

Closest Uncle: She's a little too crazy for most of them, if we're being honest. They all love her and she loves them! However, she's never made an effort to bond with any of them in particular and can be a bit much for the adults around her.

HOWEVER

Diavolo really loves her passion so if he counts as an uncle then her favorite would be him.

Least Favorite Uncle: Look above

Identifies with which side: Neither really, though not because she feels no connection to them. In truth, she just sees people as people and thinks separating people into races and judging one another is just dumb.

More Info: Is both her older sister's biggest headache and biggest weakness. Can and has been the reason Ksenia, a usually mature and ladylike girl, takes out her earrings and puts down her purse to throw down with another demon who has dared to hurt her little sister. Unfortunately, Lilia has just as many enemies as she does admirers so she keeps her big sister really busy. She is very unapologetically herself and that gets this girl into a lot of trouble.

When she gets older, she's very deep into inter-realm politics and has grown really, really good at arguing and screwing with other peoples' heads. Is a very 'root for the little guy' sort of person and is always helping the odd man out. Cares deeply for others, but gets herself in a lot of trouble in the process. Now if only she cared about her sister enough to give the other other girl less heart attacks from her shenanigans.

Mammon's Kids:

Name: Cassia

Nickname(s): Cas, Birdie (by Mammon; her mind is always flying off somewhere), Babygirl

Appearance: Has Mammon's white hair, wings, and horns as well as MC's eyes. Dresses very colorfully and is often barefoot (she keeps losing her shoes and it drives her parents crazy).

Based on my MC, Elyna, I see Cassia having turquoise colored eyes.

Birthday: February 20th

Sun sign: Pisces

MBTI: ENFP

Mama's Girl or Daddy's Girl: Neither? Both? Loves both her parents dearly.

Closest uncle: Belphie aka her napping buddy.

Least closest uncle: Lucifer. He gets frustrated with her easily.

Identifies with which side: Human. Likes visiting her mother's realm to spend time with other humans.

More info: Most definitely has ADD. Girly is constantly distracted and off in her own little dream world. Constantly losing her toys and homework because it's like the minute they leave her hands, they just disappear. Also has trouble following directions. Not out of rebelliousness, just out of attention and memory issues. Her parents could tell her to do something and she'd agree, turn to go, only to stop and turn back, asking what she was suppose to do again. Loves making stories and will often tell them at the randomest times. One minute, her dad is asking where she last saw her toy so he can find it for her and the next, he's suddenly listening to a ten minute story she made up in her head about a frog marrying a gorilla then going to the Celestial realm to fight pirates.

As a teen, she has these weird floaty vibes, as if she's constantly lost but still so sure she'll get to where she needs to be. Just like Ksenia in her own timeline, Cassia faces her share of bullies, but usually tries avoiding them and hiding to deal with it, as opposed to Ksenia's method of using her father's title to keep her safe. Cassia has experience with friendship; just no positive experiences with it. Cassia is lonely and has been used in the past by others in the name of 'friendship'. Has become anxious, but still hopeful in regards to other people.

Name: Jasper SS

Nicknames: Jazzy-boy, Jaz

Appearance: Has both MC's hair and eyes, but Mammon's horns.

Based on my MC Elyna, Jaspers has dark brown hair and turquoise eyes.

Birthday: November 6

Sun Sign: Scorpio

MBTI: ISTJ

Mama's Boy or Daddy's Boy: Mama's boy. His relationship with his dad can be somewhat strained at times.

Closest Uncle: Satan, though his relationship his uncle is kinda a slow burn type. Satan is pretty awkward with children, especially ones who aren't his, but Jaz is so very well-behaved, quiet, and curious so the boy really does grow on him.

Least Closest Uncle: Lucifer. Always accuses the man of bullying his sister and can't stand him. Another child who joins the Anti-Lucifer club that his uncles Satan and Belphie started.

Identifies with Which Side: Human. Finds most demons pretty scummy so he enjoys being in the Human realm and around his mom's side of the family a lot more.

More Info: A kind, practical boy with more emotions swirling inside of him than he will ever allow himself to express. Is more responsible than his older sister and more often than not takes care of her than the other way around.

He grows up really resenting his dad for how he's made his mom feel. Mammon would have a good streak of good financial habits just to fuck up majorly and it would stress his mama out so badly.

It got really bad during the brief period the little family moved out of HoL and tried to live in their own home. MC had to ask Lucifer for some money because if Mammon did, he would be sent packing real quick and told that he needs to grow up and learn his lessons.

With MC asking though, the oldest never had the heart to turn them down because instead of a reckless brother asking for some cash, it was a desperate mother trying to put food on the table for her two kids, his niece and nephew.

Jasper will never forgive his dad for making his mom feel like that and is especially resentful of him during his teen years.

Leviathan's Sons:

Name: Kai

Nickname(s): Tadpole/Tad (by MC)

Appearance: Has Levi's dark purple/blue hair, horns, and tail as well as MC's eyes. Very simple style, usually shorts and a t-shirt or if ifs cold and he absolutely has to, he'll wear jeans. Prefers the free feeling of shorts though. Also loves plaid.

Based on my MC Elyna, I see Kai having turquoise colored eyes.

Birthday: November 28

Sun sign: Sagittarius

MBTI: ISFP

Mama's Boy or Daddy's Boy: Mega Mama's Boy

Closest uncle: Beel. He's the most comforting of his uncles and isn't as 'weird' as his Uncle Asmo.

Least closest uncle: Asmo. The man lacks a filter at times and has said some things around his nephew that just make Kai uncomfortable. In all fairness though, Asmo acknowledges this and works on it for his nephew's sake.

Identifies with which side: Human. Doesn't get to interact with them much or visit the Human realm enough, but his Mommy came from there so it must be a good place with nice people!

More info: Shy baby, always hiding behind his mommy's leg as a child. Doesn't like being around a lot of people, often will start tugging on MC and whining to go if they've been out too long, but also doesn't like MC leaving the house without him. Whenever she does, he goes to straight to his dad to pout about it and Levi is essentially "Dude, same." and watches kid friendly anime together till MC comes home and has both boys clinging off of her.

As a teen, boy is extremely awkward just like his dad. It's like...people? No thank you. Trees. Trees are where it's at. Not a joke. Unlike his dad, Kai loves to be outside and can often be found at the entrance to the forest behind House of Lamentation, leaning against a tree and drawing in his sketchbook. He used to go further into the forest despite his family's warning, but then there was that one time where he got attacked by that chiropteran and lost a chunk of his hip...yeah, if his Uncle Satan wasn't home to heal him, the poor kid would of died at thirteen. After seeing his mom cry so hard, he promised he'd never go back in and to this day, he has kept that promise. Wishes he could explore the place safely though. Thinks the world is really cool place and wants to explore everywhere in the three realms.

Handles the bullies by...well, not being around them. He had to deal with them as a kid through distractions and running away, but as a teenager, the boy does most of his work online just like his dad used to.

Name: Callan SS

Nicknames: Cali, Cali-pali

Appearance: Has Levi's orange eyes and MC's hair. Also has two dull and underdeveloped horns, implying that he takes more after his mother's humanity.

Based on my MC Elyna, I see Callan with turquoise eyes.

Birthday: June 28

Sun Sign: Cancer

MBTI: INFJ

Mama's Boy or Daddy's Boy: Another huge Mama's Boy lol

Closest Uncle: Asmo. Always runs to him when Kai starts bullying him and the sweet man holds him close, tells him what a good boy he and how wrong his big brother is before offering to do the child's make up.

Least Closest Uncle: Satan. The two are not on bad terms or anything; the blonde is just naturally distant.

Identifies with Which Side: Doesn't feel like he belongs in the Devildom because his brother always tells him he's "barely a demon" because of his underdeveloped horns. Also struggles to feel human since that one kid made fun of the little nubs on his head while visiting the Human realm. Worries that he doesn't really belong anywhere.

More info: Bullied by his big brother practically since birth, the little child is scared by Kai and honestly, most things in life. His mama is a big comfort to him, but since Kai is so possessive of her, he can't always be with her without angering his brother. Because of this, he and his Uncle Asmo have been really close since early childhood.

In his teen years, Callan identifies as being genderfluid, but honestly doesn't care what pronouns other use for him. Though the whole family supports him and is proud of him for both realizing this about himself and talking to them about it, Asmo was by far the most excited and supportive. After all, he's been telling Callan all of his life to love himself and always be proud of who he was so when he came out to everyone, Asmo was crazy proud of Callan.

Satan's Daughters:

Name: Amelie

Nickname(s): Meli, Kitty (by her dad. Amelie loves having matching names with her mom).

Appearance: Has Satan's blonde hair, horns, and tail as well as MC's eyes. Big on pastels colors for her outfits and any Celestial outfits she can get her hands on (Simeon often brings her the outfits as gifts). She does however go through a bit of an emo phase from age 12-14 and wears a lot of black during that time.

Based on my MC, Elyna, I see Amelie having turquoise colored eyes.

Birthday: October 8th

Sun sign: Libra

MBTI: INFP

Mama's Girl or Daddy's Girl: Another neither/both situation, at least until she's older then Daddy's Girl.

Closest uncle: Beel. He makes her feel safe and understood. Also is one of the first to take her out of overwhelming situations if her parents are busy or not present.

Least closest uncle: Lucifer. The man used to scare her as child. As a teenager, Amelie wants to get closer to him, but is too anxious about it and worries he just sees her as the same little girl who broke things and yelled when she was angry or overwhelmed.

Identifies with which side: Neither. Honestly feels likes she doesn't belong to either realm. Makes her feel lonely.

More info: Autistic little baby who has a hard time coping with her sensory issues. She also feels emotions really strongly but combined with her being half Wrath demon, this can be dangerous combo. This is why her tantrums can sometimes get destructive, breaking floorboards and windows and tables--basically anything close by. The destruction isn't a conscious thing in those moments though. Amelie simply gets so overwhelmed with her emotions that she can't think about anything else and doesn't even realize what her body is doing.

When she's not overwhelmed, Amelie is actually a very sweet, cuddly child. She likes sitting in her daddy's lap as he reads her stories, playing hide n' seek with Beel, and playing with her mom's hair (it's so soft!). Strangely enough, she develops a special interest in the Celestial realm and it can be difficult to get her to stop talking about it without hurting her feelings. Though it can be exhausting, MC and Satan can mostly listen with care and love to see their daughter's face light up as she does it. It varies for the rest of the family however since they have various levels of patience and ya know... already know everything about the Celestial realm since they lived there. Because of this interest, her favorite people outside of her family are Simeon and Luke. She gets so excited whenever they visit. Luke is basically her best friend...well, only friend, and Simeon is basically her role model.

As a teen, Amelie is a bit more quiet, withdrawn, and far less aggressive because of an incident as a child. One day, she had a temper tantrum and Satan wasn't home to help. MC was always told to go to Beel for help if this happened, but the woman tried to calm her daughter herself. Again, the tantrums Amelie has aren't something she has full control over. She is so overwhelmed and pained by her emotions that she actually doesn't have any conscious control over her body, which is why she was just as shocked and terrified as anyone else when she heard her mom scream in pain after she had cleanly snapped and broke MC's wrist. She still has nightmares about it and the fight her Uncle Lucifer (who healed MC's wrist right after) and her dad had right after even 200 hundred years later because it had such a big impact on her. Hurting her Mama, hearing her scream in pain, receiving her uncle's cold stare as stood protectively next to MC as he healed her, her Daddy and uncle yelling and breaking things during their fight in the living room...it was too much for the 6 year old at the time.

This is why as a teenager, Amelie is a lot more quiet, restrained, and gentle. She feels a lot of guilt and shame from back then despite her Mama's instant forgiveness. Satan, instead of punishing her like her uncle wanted, simply comforted her and understood her. After all, he lives with the same fear of hurting MC and that is the biggest motivation for him to keep his own anger in check. Before her, Satan believed for appearance sake it was better to keep under control, but never had any other reason to restrain himself. I mean, if it was aimed at some random demon, who cares? He has no attachment to them. At his brothers? They are more than strong enough to handle him without getting hurt, even if it's still inconvenient for them. MC though, she's someone important who isn't strong enough to walk away unscathed if he unleashed his anger at her so he controls it the best he can out of his love for her. From that point on, Amelie really felt like her father understood her because of this and it brought the two closer.

How she handles the bullies for being half human? Well, most are too afraid to approach her after how she was during her childhood. Now people just avoid her and say mean things behind her back, which upsets her a lot, but is probably somewhat easier than what some of the other Brothers' kids have to deal with.

Name: Julia SS

Nicknames: Jules, Kitty (just like her sister)

Appearance: Born with MC's hair, Satan's eyes, and an underdeveloped tail.

Based on my MC Elyna, I see Julia with dark brown hair.

Birthday: February 24

Sun Sign: Pisces

MBTI: ISFJ

Mama's Girl or Daddy's Girl: Both/Neither. Loves both her parents equally.

Closest Uncle: Lucifer is constantly hovering over his niece/granddaughter. Always buying her gifts and making sure she's comfortable. Despite how busy he is, the man makes time to visit the sickly child in her room each day.

Least Closest Uncle: Levi. I mean, he stays in his room and she has to stay in her own so she rarely sees him.

Identifies with which side: Neither. This poor child is alive, but doesn't truly live. She's rarely experienced anything outside her bedroom.

More Info: Julia was born sickly and barely survived the day she was born. What condition she has is still unknown and baffles both demon and human doctors alike. The theory is whatever is going on with her body is a genetic issue, a mutation somewhere the doctors haven't been able to find, but whatever it is, it's like her body is rejecting her own existence. With both heart problems and breathing issues, the girl cannot risk overexerting herself and often has to have one of her parents or uncles carry her if she wants have dinner with them or just wants to sit in the living room.

The poor girl has never gotten to go to school or play with kids her own age. All that keeps her alive at this point is a mixture of potions and human medicines. The whole family treats her like she's made of porcelain. Her parents were so desperate to cure, calling doctors from all over the Devildom and Human realm to save her, but nothing more could be done. All the professional could do is help keep her comfortable and...well, see how long she lasts.

Her closest relationship is with her sister Amelie. Often, the two girls will share the same bed at night and Amelie would tell her sister so many wonderful stories. While the adults mainly focus on her health, her big sister focuses on her spirits. Amelie practically surrounds her whole life around Julia and tries to make her baby sis happy because...that's all she can do for her. Amelie is just a child after all, same as her sister.

Amelie has long decided that if her sister couldn't live life, she'd at least give her a new one to dream about.

Despite the state of her health, Julia is still known as MC and Satan's smiley child. She does everything she can so her family worries less about her.

Asmodeus' Kids:

Name: Liam

Nickname(s): LiLi, Baby Boy, (Mommy/Daddy's) Little Prince

Appearance: Has Asmo's wings and horns, and eyes as well as his wavy hair, but the color is MC's. Loves wearing dresses and skirts and even cosplays as magical girls from the anime he and Levi watches.

Based on my MC, Elyna, I see Liam with dark brown hair.

Birthday: February 28th

Sun sign: Pisces

MBTI: ISFP

Mama's Boy or Daddy's Boy: Whoever's giving him love and attention in the moment 💕

Closest uncle: Surprisingly, Levi. He loves watching magical girl anime with him and and has even made him dresses from the anime to wear, making the baby really happy 🥰

Least closest uncle: Satan. The two don't have a negative relationship, but there is a sense of awkwardness that his uncle carries whenever they interact and its something that only changes very slowly over time.

Identifies with which side: Doesn't have a favorite. He sees the good and bad of each side and appreciates both cultures.

More info: Liam is a soft, sweet, and cuddly child. He's constantly hugging and clinging to someone. He loves the warmth and comfort that comes from physical touch and even likes to be carried in any way his family will do so. He's very smiley, but also a sensitive child. It's just as easy to cheer him up as it is to make him sad. He needs a lot of attention and praise! Will literally go up to his parents and uncles for it. 'Mommy, tell me you love me again!', 'Daddy, I look cute, right?', 'Uncle Luci, I was good today, right?'. He just needs the love and praise, especially on the hardest days where the kids at school are especially mean. Baby boy loves wearing dresses, especially ones Levi makes based on anime they watch together, having his Daddy paint his nails in pink and yellow, playing with dolls, and singing various songs. He's adorable and sweet and his parents always call him their little prince. The couple loves their son for who he is and never push him to do anything that boys stereotypically 'should' do. What matters is that their child is happy and that's it.

In his teen days, he's still just as cute and sweet, but has a lot of anxiety issue from the bullies at school. Being bullied for not being a full demon isn't easy. Luckily, the number of bullies have dwindled considerably over the years because of Asmo. Man's got dirt on everyone and I mean everyone so bullies and parents have learned to take a few steps back from Azzy's precious little prince.

Name: Aurelie SS

Nickname(s): Auri

Appearance: Literally looks like a mini Asmo with his hair and eyes. Has the same wings, but has three sets compared to Asmo's two.

Birthday: July 28

Sun Sign: Leo

MBTI: ESTP

Mama's Girl or Daddy's Girl: Slightly more Mama's Girl. Her and Asmo kinda clash a bit because they both exactly the same while being completely different, a description that only makes sense when you see these two interact. But they both love each other dearly!

Favorite Uncle: Beel. He's very loving and supportive and also teaches her how to play various sports. The two even go to the gym together when she's older.

Least Favorite Uncle: Lucifer. If that man tells her she needs to be more 'ladylike' at some societal party one more time, she will burp in his face in front of the entire Primordial Council. Again.

Identifies with which side: Demon, hands down. Like, she has nothing against her mom's people, but she grew up in the Devildom; these are her people.

More Info: Major tomboy as a kid, to Asmo's dismay. He really hoped that he could play dress up and do her make up just like he does with Liam, so for her to hate dresses and make up and anything remotely girly really disappointed her father. The fact that these two essentially had nothing in common interest-wise really drove a wedge between them in.

MAJOR 👏 BUTCH 👏 LESBIAN 👏 and we support this amazing woman in this house. As an adult, she is loud and proud about her sexuality and she has her family's full love and support. It's another aspect Asmo can't understand about his daughter. I mean, he can't fathom how a person could only be attracted to one gender since they're all so beautiful but still loves and support his daughter despite not understanding. Auri grows up to be a major charmer and can talk the pants off of any female demon. She is truly the Avatar of Lust's daughter and this man couldn't be any prouder of the person Auri grew up to be.

Beelzebub's Twins (Identical) and Son:

Oldest twin's name: Arsenia

Nickname(s): Arsi, Baby Bean

Appearance: Has Beel's red/orange hair, violet eyes, horns, and wings, but also resembles MC with her face structure, like eye shape and nose. Has a very 'girl next door' sort of style, wearing simple dresses or sweaters/jumpers.

Birthday: May 20th

Sun sign: Taurus

MBTI: ISFJ

Mama's Girl or Daddy's Girl: Daddy's Girl as a child, but becomes rather distant from him as a teenager.

Closest uncle: Satan. Always helps her with her homework and teaches her a lot of fascinating things. Actually trusts her to the point that by age nine, she's even trusted enough to borrow some of his books. She has a lot of respect for him and learns everything she can from him.

Least closest uncle: Belphie. Has issues with him that causes friction and not just with their relationship, but MC and Beel's relationship with him as well. Explained down in Anais' section.

Identifies with which side: Human. Finds the Demon realm and it's people to be too harsh and exhausting.

More info: Arsenia is the oldest, born late at the night while her sister was born in the early hours of the next day. She is responsible, smart, and tough. Equally enjoys playing sports and learning new things from school, books, and from her uncle Satan. Even as a child though, she was easily stressed out and has a habit of lashing out on people, saying things she doesn't really mean. Arsi struggles to talk about her feelings despite having MC and Beel for parents, who always remind her that they love her and are here for her to talk to whenever. Even from a young age, Arsi seems so mature and closed off, but very caring. She looks after Anais and often puts her first even before her own needs. Has a habit of getting into fights at school when other kids pick on her sister. Doesn't change too much once she becomes a teen though she might be a bit more cynical.

Honestly wants to run away to the human world with her sister; the only thing stopping her is that she isn't sure how to convince her twin. Despite the hardships they face here, Anais genuinely loves the Devildom and therefore it would be hard to take her sister away from here.

Name: Anais

Nickname(s): Nai-Nai (pronounced as like 'Nigh' in night), Baby Bean (mostly by Beel), Teddy Bear (Belphie)

Appearance: Has Beel's red/orange hair, violet eyes, horns, and wings, but also resembles MC with her face structure, like eye shape and nose. Doesn't actually care what she wears and cannot match clothes to save her life. If her parents, uncles, or sister do not pick out her outfit for her, she will come out of her room as a mismatched mess (and immediately be dragged back into her room by Asmo because sweetheart, you're killing him on the inside). Occasionally, you'll find her with her shirt on backwards too.

Birthday: May 21st

Sun sign: Gemini

MBTI: ESFP

Mama's Girl or Daddy's Girl: Nope. She's Uncle Belphie's Girl 🥰 MC and Beel are tied in second though.

Closest uncle: ⬆️

Least closest uncle: Levi. He won't let her play with his toys (they are limited edition figurines and he's still mad about the time she got ketchup on his fifth anniversary edition Ruri-chan figurine. In general, he gets mad whenever she finds a way into his room anymore).

Identifies with which side: Demon! There's so much to learn and explore here in the Devildom! The people aren't always nice, but the realm has so much she wants to see for herself. Plus, her family is here and most of them are demons.

More info: Anais is playful, sensitive, and somewhat naive. As a child, she is curious and well behaved, happily following after her uncle. Belphie isn't usually a fan of kids, but Anais is very amiable, affectionate and does whatever he says. For whatever reason, this little girl thinks he's the greatest person in the world, even if he feels that he hasn't done much to earn it. If you can't find Anais, chances are that she is curled up with Belphie somewhere taking a nap. Even naps where the Avatar of Sloth fell asleep alone, he'll wake and suddenly find this child laying on his chest or in his arms, causing him to joke with her that she is his favorite surprise teddy bear.

Belphie is very protective of her, a dangerous fact for some demons. Both of his nieces have been attacked before and were once almost kidnapped. Beel handled most times, scaring the demons away from his children, but the times they are in his care, Belphie has his own way of handling things; he actually fights back, even killed other demons in front of his nieces twice. Which has caused issues.

Arsenia is against this for moral issue, even as a child. Her morals are more suited for the Human realm, not for the Devildom, but his oldest niece and MC don't see it that way. Even Beel is upset with him, not so much about killing the other demons, but for doing it right in front of his daughters. It's obviously a traumatic thing for Arsenia to have watch. Anais is the only one who has no issues with it. The first time was shocking, but she says since her Uncle Belphie did it then it must have been necessary.

Because of this, Arsi and MC pushed Beel into talking about it with Belphie and tell him that their girls simply can't be witnessing that sort of thing. Despite Belphie agreeing, he killed the second time in front of them a couple months later.

Belphie just can't understand the parents. There are people who want to hurt the girls, maybe even kill them, and they just want him to let them go? Belphie is too protective to do that. Plus, it is simply the demon way to take care of your enemies any way you can get away with, including murder. Though he has a very valid point, the issue is that he doesn't want to accept how this affects the girls psychologically. He's too stubborn to see it, but in the end, he does what he does because he loves his nieces, even Arsi, whose actually a bit afraid of him now and doesn't want much to do with him.

Anais always has her uncle's back. Even as a teenager, she gets so upset when her sister or parents "gang up on him". One positive of all of this however is that bullies simply aren't an issue for Anais or Arsi by the time they are teens because no small time demon wants to piss their uncle off by hurting their feelings. They still have to deal with attempted kidnappings here and there, but it's sadly become routine to the point that neither girl is fazed too much because they know their dad or uncle will handle it.

Name: Amias SS

Nickname(s): Ami

Appearance: Has MC's hair, but Beel's eye color. Also has his dad's horns, but no wings.

Based on my MC Elyna, I see Amias with dark brown hair.

Birthday: August 23

Sun Sign: Virgo

MBTI: INTP

Mama's Boy or Daddy's Boy: Both/Neither. Loves both equally.

Closest Uncle: Levi. Find the man's room to be a relaxing safe haven when he gets too overwhelmed. Since Ami is such a good kid and doesn't mess with his stuff, the otaku doesn't mind him in there so the two often chill together and play video games.

Least Closest Uncle: Mammon. Has nothing against the man; the greed demon just lacks volume control and Ami gets overwhelmed by sound easily.

Identifies with which side: Honestly kinda lacks interest in both sides of his ancestry and sees them as unimportant aspects of himself.

More Info: A kind, but rather stoic boy who always tries to help others. He's not very good with expressing him emotions and often hides away when he gets too overwhelmed. Loves his sisters, but thinks they (especially Anais) can be...well, a bit too much for him.

Grows up to be a quiet and well-mannered man who doesn't really care too much what others thinks...but sometimes wishes he cared a bit more. It can be difficult for him to form meaningful connections with others, but once the bond is set, his loyalty is iron-clad. He'd follow you to the depths of hell if you needed him to (ya know, if you two weren't already there...you know what I mean).

Belphegor's Twins (Fraternal & Identical):

Son's name: Judas

Nickname(s): Jude, Baby Boy

Appearance: Has Belphie's dark hair, eyes, and tail, but MC's nose and eye shape. Even as a kid, he preferred wearing dark colors and as a teenager, definitely goes through an emo phase that he neither fully grows out of.

Birthday: September 22nd (a little before midnight while his sister was born after midnight on the next day).

Sun sign: Virgo

MBTI: INTP

Mama's Boy or Daddy's Boy: Mama's Boy

Closest uncle: Lucifer, surprisingly enough. He has a a lot of respect for the man and can see through him enough to know that everything he does, he does for his family. Judas wants to work hard and be just like his Uncle Lucifer.

Least closest uncle: He's kinda distant with most of his uncles, even as a kid. Don't get me wrong, he loves them and his uncles love him. He's just a quiet and private kid.

Identifies with which side: Human. Honestly, he feels no connection to Devildom despite growing up here. He hears stories of his mom's old life in the Human realm and honestly wonders why she left it all for this.

More info: Judas has always been a quiet and mature child, though he acts out like any kid does at times. He holds a lot of repressed emotions within him, feeling as he can't express them without being a burden, especial since his sister is already so loud and expressive, to put it nicely. He loves his twin sister and looks after her, protecting her from others and the consequences of her own actions. Secretly resents her though because how she can be a brat to others and still get what she wants, including being their dad's favorite. At least, that's how Jude sees it. He's a strong boy, but a lot more sensitive than most people know. If he even sees a hint of something that might mean someone doesn't like him, he withdraws into himself or into his mommy's embrace. MC is the only one who makes him feel understood and accepted. Despite him being such a private person, his mom can still read him so well and know what he needs. She's even encouraged Belphie to take him out for father-son days at times because she knows her son needs that bonding time with him, but would never be able to ask for it. He always appreciates his mom for doing that and enjoys spending time with his dad. The worse part of those days is simply coming home and watching Lilith steal away their dad's attention once more.

As a teen, he really isn't too different. A bit moody, but reliable. He still looks after his sister, helps his mom with whatever she asks, and even shadows his Uncle Lucifer during some of his work. As mentioned above, he really does have a lot of respect for the man and wants to grow to be a man just like him, someone hardworking and dependable who can take care of his family just as well as Lucifer does.

Daughter's name: Lilith

Nickname(s): Lil, Lily

Appearance: Has Belphie's violet eyes and horns as well as MC's hair color. Always decked out in different shades of purple because it's her Daddy's color. Loves wearing skirts, but some how always manages to get them dirty ot even rip them and when asked how she managed to do it, her answer is almost always "I dunno".

Based on my MC, Elyna, I see Lilith with dark brown hair.

Birthday: September 23rd

Sun sign: Libra

MBTI: ENFP

Mama's Girl or Daddy's Girl: Major Daddy's Girl

Closest uncle: Beel. He's always giving her piggyback rides and sneaking her candy when her mom isn't looking 😊

Least closest uncle: Lucifer. Lilith is basically the mascot for the Anti-Lucifer League that her parents and Uncle Satan are in.

Identifies with which side: Neither/Both. Girly doesn't think about it too much. She's a human. She's a demon. Why choose a side?

More info: Lilith is a very smiley and enthusiastic child, but also incredibly stubborn and demanding at times. When she says she needs your attention now, she needs it now. But with her strangely angelic face, how could you say no? She's constantly hanging off of her daddy and Uncle Beel and doesn't really care what the three of them do together as long as she gets to be with them. Unlike her brother, Lilith has no issues with speaking out when she wants something and her dad and Beel are usually all too willing to give it to her. For the most part, she usually just asks for people's time, affection, and different sweets and not so much for toys and things like that.

As a teenager, she is still just as family focused, but while she glued herself to her dad and Uncle Beel as a child, now she tries to spend more time with and get to know her other uncles, minus Lucifer. Lilith really can't understand why her brother looks up to a man who is rarely around and often pouts when Judas leaves to help their uncle with some work stuff.

Overall, Lilith is probably one of the happier and more carefree of all of the Brothers' children. She and her brother don't even have to deal with bullies at school much. They used to when they were young, but their dad's very...hands on tactic to helping them has dramatically changed things for them. Some of the kids at school are a bit scared of them because of this, but despite that, Lilith has been able to make some friends and live life more peacefully than any of the others.

Name: Cain SS

Nickname(s): Grump-grump, Mr. Surly

Appearance: Has Belphie's eyes, but essentially every other feature from MC.

Based on my MC Elyna, I see Cain with dark brown hair.

Birthday: December 22

Sun Sign: Capricorn

MBTI: ISTP

Mama's Boy or Daddy's Boy: Mama's Boy

Closest Uncle: Mammon. He's probably the only one other than this boy's mom that can make this grumpy boy laugh or smile. Not even Belphie can accomplish this.

Least Closest Uncle: Beel. Don't get me wrong; Beel is a great uncle. However, the excessive attention he gives Lilith and Abel frustrations this boy so much.

Identifies with which side: Sometimes, this boy wishes he could leave for the Human realm and look back. I'll leave it at that.

More info: A grumpy child with anger issues, but he wasn't always like this. Cain is a very sensitive child and feels like his dad plays favorites and he is never one. While Lilith and Abel and thoroughly loved and spoiled, Cain feels excluded and takes it personally. The only one who seems to understand him is his big brother Judas, but for the life of him, Cain can't understand why he is so much calmer and accepting about it. Cain is upset and wants to make sure others know it while Judas mostly keeps his frustrations on the inside by comparison.

While Judas is frustrated by the favoritism shown to Lilith, he is still the oldest and feels responsible for taking care of her. Cain, being the youngest of the four, bears no such responsibility or feels obligated to be kind to Abel. Has a strong resentment for his twin and generally once nothing to do with him.

Sadly, this boy does not chill out with age. By his late teens, he and his twin are no longer on speaking terms. For the life of him, Belphie just can't understand his youngest son and the two of them become estranged as well.

All that keeps him in the Devildom at all is his mom and Judas. Without them...he truly thinks he'd be alone in this world.

Name: Abel SS

Nicknames: Abe, Baby Abie

Appearance: Has Belphie's eyes, but essentially every other feature from MC.

Based on my MC Elyna, I see Abel with dark brown hair.

Birthday: December 21

Sun Sign: Sagittarius

MBTI: ISFP

Mama's Boy or Daddy's Boy: Daddy's Boy

Closest Uncle: Beel

Least Closest Uncle: Satan. That man is scary when he's mad...

Identifies with which side: I mean, the Devildom is all he's ever known so a soft lean towards his demon side, but isn't that interested in his heritage.

More Info: Has always wanted to be closer with his twins just like his dad and Uncle Beel are. However, Cain's anger issues always made this difficult and honestly scared Abel. The more he tried to form a relationship with him, the more his twin would pull away. Is actually a lot closer to his older sister Lilith, who is always leading him off on another adventure.

The type of boy who is always looking for new experiences, but it also a huge coward so when things go wrong, he let's his big sister handle it. Gets along well enough with his brother Judas, but the two are no where as close and as he and Cain are.

Honestly feels really helpless when he and Cain grow up and are no longer on speaking terms. The majority of the time when they fought, Abel couldn't even figure out what they were fighting. Is this still about the turkey sandwich I had for lunch or what the hell is the issue, my dude??

I takes him a long time, but learns to accept that his brother simply just doesn't want a relationship with him and will always blame him for the smallest of things.

#obey me #obey me otome #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #obey me second gen

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I wish you would write a fic where Susan got to keep her baby for once.

well. hm. what would this look like in my hands. okay, okay, so in this particular scenario, i actually imagine neil was putting 2 + 2 together and finding out susan's preggo right after the move. like, even before susan does. and she's all kinds of alarmed but neil is?? oddly excited?

he's all like, "isn't this great? we get to have a new baby in this new town. what a perfect way to cement our brand new life, huh?"

and susan doesn't want to be hopeful but with neil's positive reaction, she tentatively feels hope anyway. maybe things rly will be different, right?

continues under the cut bc this got fucking long.

yeah, well, neil's good mood lasts until it's actually born and responsibilities ensue. he never had to deal with billy as a baby rly, bc billy's mom took care of that part and also, like. in this 'verse at least, billy was a low-maintenance baby. didn't cry much. maybe he did at first but like, after being dropped on the head a couple times, he just went quiet and didn't rly bother anybody after that. wouldn't get loud again until elementary age. and max didn't come into neil's life until she was even elementary age, so defo past all the baby stuff.

the new infant tho screams like a mofo. everybody in the house is on edge. sleep is hard to come by for the whole household. the care and keeping responsibilities mostly fall on susan but neil holds it against her every. single. time. he has to change a diaper or hold a bottle, as if it's some major failing on susan's part that he should ever have to do anything like this at all.

max tries to help but she can't even hold the baby tbh. it makes her v uncomfortable, she never gets it right and doesn't know what to do when it squirms!! what if she drops it!? plus she thinks baby smells weird even when it's got a clean diaper, an unappealing mashed food and powder combo with a lingering whiff of wet rubber. and billy. is billy. he has to watch it sometimes, naturally. if it's just him and baby at home, he'll blast his stereo to cover up the crying, as long as he knows its other needs have been tended to. like, yk, the "it'll cry itself to sleep eventually," approach. which works actually. metallica becomes the go-to baby lullaby.

but lo and behold, when it's like, let's say 6 months or smth, baby gets an ear infection. like babies do. won't stop wailing. just. will NOT stop. v much in pain and has no other means of communication. neil and max are home. billy is on a date. susan's stuck in a long line at the grocery store. neil had a shitty day at work and he's already aggravated. pacifier isn't working, lil thing just keeps hollering, so. in a burst of frustration, he starts throttling baby. max is in her own room but hears it the second the noises change and hurries to help, blood ice cold.

she stops neil from killing baby sibling but gets a black eye and a bloody nose for her troubles. this is what susan comes home to. i've written a lot of susan kills neil scenarios but i think this is the first one that comes to mind where in this round, it really is out of anger and not fear. both are present, ofc. but the actual act on her part is one of anger. bc she feels stupid that he ever had her the slightest bit convinced a new baby would make anything better. that neil ever made her feel like he'd be better and instead, he chose to be even worse. susan ties him to the bedposts under the guise of a sex thing, convincing neil she wants to treat him to smth special bc he's been oh so stressed out lately. bashes his brains in with a hammer at least 20 times, a la sally challen style.

alas, reality commences and susan goes to prison. ig a long time ago there was this made for tv movie abt this lady killing her abusive husband by setting the bed aflame that gave the public the misconception that women who kill their abusers are typically acquitted, but uh, that's not true. yeah, it was true for the lady whom the movie was based off of, but usually they're convicted and serve unduly harsh sentences for their "crimes." but if i get on that soap box, we gonna be here the whole fucking day, so, moving on now. susan's off to the big house. albeit both baby and max's injuries are documented and considered mitigating circumstances so her charges are reduced from first degree murder to voluntary manslaughter with the potential for early release.

billy's close to 19 so he's an adult, if only technically speaking. has custody of baby and max. i've decided baby in this 'verse is amab but will eventually come out as trans when she's abt ten yrs old. billy tries his best. max tries her best too. baby's nickname is ducky bc the rubber duck?? by far the favorite toy!! baby p much lives in the bathtub, playing with the rubber duck. billy, who would move them back to cali in a heartbeat if it wasn't so far from susan's prison, defo relates. he's also aquatic by nature.

okay, so the move back to cali does happen. over the months of her kids coming to visit her in prison susan can see how exhausted the teenagers are and she's p much just like, 'u guys gotta go. get outta this rural heckhole u hate, stop bringing urselves n my bby to this dismal place.' and they don't think she's serious but the next time they come to visit, she doesn't meet them, so. yup. serious it is. billy, max, n baby take neil's life insurance money and head off to cali.

this is a modern au, okay, inmates sneaking smartphones into the prison n all that. so susan makes deals and friends and does favors, and gets some help from the ones who are good at bitcoin and scams and counterfeiting and what have you. this enables her to do discreet online "shopping." so she gets ducky all kinds of rubber ducks, at least a handful of times a year. the ducks get more unique and less childish as ducky grows. susan apologizes almost every time she talks to the older kids on the phone for like, five yrs. max isn't rly angry with how things ended with neil tho, more so has that residual anger that susan ever got together with neil in the first place. billy doesn't rly know what to feel tbh, accepts the apologies p numbly bc he's too damn exhausted with being the primary caregiver in over his head to even think abt how he feels at the end of the day.

susan gets released on good behavior around the same time ducky comes out, announcing she's a girl. it's an adjustment for billy and max to get used to bc they never rly suspected, but they're 100% supportive. susan is...oddly excited? not for selfless reasons (tho she is earnestly supportive) but bc it's like. not only does that mean trashing the masculine deadname neil had adamantly declared for ducky, but it means all in all, she got out at the perfect time bc she gets to be introduced to the authentic version of her child along w errbody else. makes her feel less left behind, like she didn't miss out on errything despite being put away for a decade. susan moves in with all of them, obvi, in a small house by the seaside filled to the brim with rubber ducks (billy and max also contributed to ducky's collection on birthdays and holidays, the first duck billy ever got has skulls, and the first max ever got is a frankenstein monster duck). home is cluttered, awkward, and tentative but free of fear and ripe with *genuine* new beginnings.

believe me, anonymoose, i am just as surprised as u are at how fuckin long this got.

#ask box #susan hargrove #max mayfield #billy hargrove #neil hargrove #anonymoose #thanks for playing!#ask meme #ask game #child oc

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sm-pantheon · 3 years

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SMPantheon AU Information

Greetings, Tumblrer. Can I interest you in my Dream SMP God AU? Yes? Great. Hope you like reading.

I should clarify, before we begin, that there is one rule in the Pantheon: and that is not to date those in other classes. This rule is often broken due to the enforcer's blatant biases, so some people get off scott-free. This rule doesn't apply to dating humans, however, because of the need for classic zeus-style, demigod-bearing hijinks.

THE TRINITY

The creators of the universe, the dreamons. Gods of Chaos. Two have been replaced so far.

Dream XD The creator, the father, the man...god...thing Himself. Yes, that H is capitalized. He was the first god to exist, and every heavenly being stems from Him in some way. He enjoys seeing people suffer. He loves George in secret, even if He hasn't yet reciprocated. He stripped Captain Puffy of some of her power because He deemed the God of Order to be getting in the way of His chaos. His mask has the XD emoticon on it, fittingly enough.

Dream The 'son' of the Trinity, and the enforcer of the love law. His position was once filled by Mexican Dream, before he was demoted for being a dumbass. He later demoted Mamacita for falling in love with Mexican Dream, because they weren't in the same God class anymore. He is notoriously biased and nepotistic with his enforcing. He's also an asshole. His mask has the :) emoticon on it.

Drista The 'holy spirit' of the Trinity. A child. She causes chaos wherever she goes, whether intentionally or not, which makes DXD very proud. Her position was once filled by Mamacita, before she was demoted. She often hangs out with the demigods, most often Tommy. Wherever she goes, hijinks ensue. He mask has the >;P emoticon on it.

GREATER GODS

The most powerful gods, besides the Trinity.

Philza The God of Freedom. A ruthless killer, but a pretty good father figure. He was the first non-Trinity god, and appropriately he matches up with their chaos. He is most notably the god who invented angels, and personally made the first one, Clara. A long time ago he fought with Awesamdude because of their conflicting symbols and won, demoting Sam to the rank of a regular God. His wife is Kristin, a (dead) human, but one time he had a fling with a refridgerator. Confusing times. His sons are Tommy, Tubbo, and Wilbur, and his grandson is Fundy.

Technoblade The God of Violence, often regarded as the 'Blood God'. He is a force to be reckoned with, and you can probably trace him back to every world war in some way. He has a more stoic and calm side, which only Philza and his family can bring out. He acts as sort of an uncle and brother to them, sometimes caring for the kids. He would rather die than have his own, though. He feels an attachment to his friend Ranboo's son, Michael, because they are both pigmen. He plans to train him when he grows hold enough. His pride and joy is the section of the underworld he invented, which is the section where sinners burn eternally.

Antfrost The God of Love. Currently he is taking refuge on earth with his boyfriend Velvet, who is the third archangel. He's never been very friendly with Dream, so it would be inevitable that he would be punished for loving Velvet. To avoid this, he fleed to a small town on earth. He has had a long-time rivalry with Ponk because of his innate hatred of cats.

Foolish Gamers The God of Creation. He is a master builder, and has built the temples of all the Gods. One day, Sapnap, the God of Destruction, challenged him to a fight, and whoever lost would be demoted. He accepted and won, which is why his equal is now lower on the totem pole than he is. He created the earth with Hannah at the command of the Trinity. His best friend is Eret. He often enlists the help of the rock nymph HBomb for help with terraforming and foundation building.

Karl Jacobs The God of Time. He can control time by slowing it down, speeding it up, pausing it, rewinding, etc. However, he is only allowed to use it when the Trinity gives permission. Usually, he just sits around and helps his "not fiancés", Quackity and Sapnap, with their work. He was born soon after Philza.

GODS

Averagely powerful gods.

Sapnap The God of Destruction. He was originally a greater god, but lost a fight to Foolish and gave some power up as a result. He is responsible in part for all the natural disasters of the world.

Awesamdude He was stripped of some of his power by Philza (with assistance from Techno, although he'd never admit it). He acts as a father figure to some of the younger heavenly beings. He created Sam Nook, an altered clone of himself, to be a Nanny for Philza's children. He now takes care of young Fundy and Michael. Loves Ponk in secret.

Badboyhalo The God of Purity. Cannot do wrong, after all he is the only person who actually is dating someone and is following the rule. Has a public record stating he has never sworn. He's highly devoted to his pursuit of holiness... and also Skeppy.

Skeppy The God of Fortune. After all, he's made of diamond. He's a goofball, especially around Bad. He's Bad's best friend/boy friend, B.B.F., as he would say!

Captain Puffy The God of Order. She has always had a rivalry with the Trinity for directly contradicting them with her existence. Because of this, her dates with Niki have to remain a secret, or else she'll be demoted again. Currently she's filling the paws of Antfrost as God of Love until he comes back, or a new heir is born.

Hannahxxrose The God of Nature. She mostly hangs out on Earth, tending to gardens worldwide, but she stays in heaven an ample amount too. She was literally born from Foolish's idea to create nature for earth, which she then assisted in plans for.

JSchlatt The God of Sin. He was originally a Greater God, but he had to be demoted so that the human race wouldn't be absolutely fucked. He's technically in charge of the Underworld, but he doesn't do jack shit down there. He's a raging alcoholic, and is always complaining about heart problems. His best friend is Minx.

Eret The God of Power. He isn't part nymph or anything, but the nymphs respect him and have crowned him as their king. He gladly accepts this role. His best friend is Foolish.

MINIGODS

Less powerful gods.

GeorgeNotFound The God of Beauty. He is fully aware that DXD is in love with him, but he doesn't want to reciprocate for fear of the rule. Still, he hasn't ratted him out... yet. He often hangs out with Sapnap, and he used to hang out with Dream, but he has become more distant as of late.

Mamacita The God of Justice. Also known as Girl Dream. She was removed from the Trinity for loving Mexican Dream after he was demoted. Since she and him still have a lot of power, they've been tasked with running the Underworld. Her mask has the :/ emoticon on it.

Mexican Dream The God of Death. Was removed from the Trinity for generally being a dumbass. He co-runs the Underworld with his Mamacita. He has also adopted Quackity as a twin. His mask has the ;] emoticon on it.

Quackity The God of Humor. He doesn't do a whole lot, just hangs out with his fiancés and his unofficial twin. An absolute jokester.

Slimecicle The God of Joy. A lovable goof who has never done a thing wrong in his life. He has a human wife, Grace, and his son is Connor. He skips around heaven a lot, and often hangs out with the angels.

Ranboo The God of Identity. He is *platonically* married to Tubbo (so Dream can't technically punish him!) He has a son, Michael, and he often hangs out with the demigods. He is considered the least powerful full god. He has a habit of forgetting things and also a habit of stealing all the gender from the other members of the Pantheon.

Niki Nihachu The God of Grace. She mainly takes care of the children along with Sam Nook, and hangs around the water nymphs. Her best friend is Sally.

Jack Manifold The God of Spirit. Previously nicknamed 'Thunder', he is an epic gamer lad. He famously invented 3D glasses and also Britain.

Ponk The God of Bravery. Has had an age-old rivalry with Antfrost because of his fear of cats for eons, and he is quite happy that he's gone. He has a strained love for Sam, which they have to keep secret. Only Sam has seen the rest of his face, under the mask.

DEMIGODS

Half gods, half humans. They are free to travel between earth and heaven.

Tommyinnit The youngest son of Philza and Kristin. A rambunctious teenager who is quite popular among the gods, especially Drista. Often flirts with the goddesses, and always says he has a crush on the Queen of England.

Tubbo The middle son of Philza and Kristin. A chaotic man-child and also goat boy. He is absouletly adored by the Trinity. He has a "platonic" husband, Ranboo, and a son, Michael.

Wilbur The eldest son of Philza and Kristin. A musical prodigy, who is an adult but doesn't quite act like one. He has a wife, Sally the water nymph, and a son, Fundy.

ConnorEatsPants The only son of Slimecicle and Grace. He is a massive sonic fan. If you asked life advice from him, he would tell you that the only problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.

SEMIGODS

Demigods, except it's not a 50/50 split between God and human. Other races can also be added.

Fundy The son of Wilbur and Sally. He is 25% God, 25% Human, and 50% water nymph, but most importantly, 100% furry.

Michael The son of Ranboo and Tubbo. 75% God and 25% human. He's good friends with Technoblade because of their shared pigman-ness.

NYMPHS

Mythical and elemental creatures.

Sally A water nymph. Married to Wilbur and the mother of Fundy.

HBomb A rock nymph. Often helps Foolish with his builds.

Alyssa An air nymph. She's been wandering around the outskirts of heaven for an eon with Callahan.

Callahan An air nymph. Wandering with Alyssa.

Minx A fire nymph. Best friends with Schlatt and Niki.

ANGELS

Heavenly servants.

Punz First archangel. He's currently the Trinity's bitch, but if you offered him enough money he would absolutely betray them.

Purpled Second archangel. He just follows Punz around and helps him with his tasks. He isn't very devoted to his job. He was the one who came up with the idea of space.

Red Velvet Third archangel. He has fleed heaven with his boyfriend Antfrost. He's working as a baker on earth.

Michael McChill Replacement third archangel. He was created out of a necessity for three archangels, and he isn't very well adjusted. He has no motivation and has only talked to Philza.

Vikkstar The guardian angel of all the demi/semigods. When he's not watching over them, he is hanging out with Lazar.

Lazarbeam The general of the heavenly guard. He slacks off very much, and often hangs out with Vikkstar. Aggravated easily.

Clara The first angel, and the most wise. She is seen as an oracle and is prayed to as frequently as the gods. She often hangs out in Tommy's dreams.

Sam Nook An altered copy of Sam, made to be a nanny to Tommy, Tubbo, and Wilbur. Now he takes care of young Fundy and Michael.

HUMANS

Just like you and me. Except some are dead.

Kristin Married to Philza and mother of Tommy, Tubbo, and Wilbur. When she died, Mamacita offered her a job as the Grim Reaper so that she could hang out with Phil more often.

Grace Married to Slimecicle and mother to Connor. Is the second Grim Reaper, alongside Kristin.

Ghostbur Human clone of Wilbur that Foolish accidentally made when fooling around with the demigods. Has since died and chills out in the animal sector with his sheep, Friend.

Lani Tubbo's sister from his old foster family on earth, who he lives near. Knows everything about everyone in the Pantheon, somehow.

Corpse Husband The janitor of the Underworld. Was a massive sinner when he was alive, but managed to convince Mamacita to let him work for her instead of suffering for eternity.

Mr Beast A generous billionare who runs a private church for the rich in his town. He communes with Karl on the condition that he won't try to gain things for himself using him.

5up A turnip farmer who died and now hangs around Fundy.

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Alright. That's it. So. Much. Typing. My fingers hurt. I accidentally deleted all my progress around the halfway point but I persevered. Also, this blog will be used for designs of the AU characters I'll be making. Thanks for reading this far!

Bye. Thanks again.

Oh wait now I have to add a shit ton of tags ughhhh

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efinnx · 4 years

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SEASON THREE EDEN FINNIGAN -;-

[ danielle campbell, female , she/her ] do you hear [ VEGAS GIRL BY CONNOR MAYNARD] coming from the beach ? oh, that has to be [ EDEN FINNIGAN ]. they are a [ TWENTY ONE ] year old [ BEACH ATTENDANT ] from the outer banks, and they’ve been living there for [TWENTY ONE YEARS ]. they were chosen to be on the show because they are a [ POGUE ], but really , i heard it’s because they can be [ INSATIABLE & NAIVE ]. if you get to know them though , they’re pretty [ SPIRITED & CURIOUS ] . they might become a quick audience favorite due to their [starfish earrings, flannels tied around short denim skirts, & crimson stained pout ]

Ally here again :) this time with the rebellious nerd Eden Finnigan affectionately known as Lil’ Finn. Message me if you’d like to plot. Her bio is below the cut.

BASICS-;-

Full name; Eden Diana Finnigan

Age; 21

Birthday; January 31th

Height; 5’3

Siblings; Noah & Wiley (step brother)

Occupation; beach attendant, aspiring marine biologist

Location; the cut

Sign; aquarius

(+) ; spirited & curious

(-) ; insatiable & naive

Sexuality; bisexual, but doesn’t realize or recogzine it yet

Pogue or Kook; pogue

Character Inspiration; octavia blake (the 100), seth cohen (the oc), lany boogs (she’s all that), anne marie (blue crush), moana of motunui (moana)

EARLY YEARS-;-

Eden was certainly born in the outer banks, and lived there all her life. Raised, however, that’s an entirely different story, a term used very loosely in the small Finnigan bungalow nestled in the cut. Her father ditched before Eden was born and she only remembers fleeting moments with her mother. It was her brother, Noah, who practically raised her; the only person she could ever really count on.

Her childhood may have been difficult and certainly unconventional to say the least, but it wasn’t a total bust. Eden found ways to adapt and entertain herself, falling in love with the beach, the sand between her toes and the salty air in her tangles. She loved to splash around in the tidepools collecting shells and learning about all the small organisms she could get her little fingers on. It was the only thing that kept her busy while her parents were nowhere to be found and big brother was off teaching tourists how to surf.

SCHOOL/TEENAGE YEARS-;-

Academics came easily to Eden. She was a naturally curious student and read anything and everything she could get her hands on. Much to her surprise, she made friends easily, her curious and oftentimes blunt demeanor somehow managing to charm her classmates. It also helped that Noah was her big brother. She took it in stride and wore her association as Noah’s little sister as a badge of honor, even earning the nickname “Lil’ Finn.”

As Eden entered her teen years, she began to realize that her natural abilities came with tremendous pressure, everyone always seeming to remind her of her potential and that if she played her cards right she could get out of this town and achieve great things. The pressure surmounted, and Eden couldn’t shake the feeling that no matter what she was bound to be stuck in the OBX forever destined to repeat her mother’s mistakes.

It was only a matter of time before the youngest Finnigan began her rebellious phase out to prove that she was no longer a little girl. New attitude, new style, new curfew, new string of lovers, oftentimes disappearing to stretches of time (like mother, like daughter). But somewhere beneath her bold lipstick and short denim skirts lies the curious little girl who wore starfish for earrings and splashed around in tidepools. She is a hopeless romantic at heart who wants the fairytale and craves to quench her growing hunger for knowledge.

COLLEGE-;-

After graduation, Eden took a year off to find herself and save up some money before getting her act together and applying to college. She managed to get into the local community college while balancing her job as a beach attendant with the hopes of someday becoming a marine biologist. After a year of study, she has decided to put her education on hold again, unable to keep up with the cost of school even with the help of financial aid. She hasn’t mentioned this decision to anyone yet, especially not to Noah.

When the opportunity to make a few appearances on a reality TV show presented itself, Eden couldn’t pass it up. If she made a little extra cash, she may be able to continue her education and realize her dreams of becoming a marine biologist. Besides, anything was better than checking badges and managing rentals for kooks and tourists at the beach all summer long.

SEASON 1-;-

Eden only had a short stint on the show for season 1. She was brought on to make a few cameo appearances at the end of the summer in hopes of stirring up drama for her brothers Finn and Wiley.

SEASON 2-;-

Season 1 ended rather amicably for Eden, gaining her a handful of new friends in addition to a very small level of celebrity in the Outer Banks. People began to recognize her more as “Finn’s little sister from that show” and her social media following also began to increase. She used this growing platform to promote her love for the ocean, often posting about her aquatic discoveries and how to keep the ocean waters clean.

Despite the small perks that came along with being on the show, Eden remained in the Outer Banks once it ended. While everyone was off traveling the world and enjoying their new lives outside the show, she continued to work at the beach and picked up odd jobs here and there. She only made guest appearances and therefore didn’t receive as large of a payday as she had hopped. And besides, who else was going to make sure that Finn had his Coco Berries? She kept in touch with a few of her friends from the show and constantly texted her “big sister” Naomi about her travels.

Eden was asked back for season 2 and this time as a season regular. She agreed again not only for the money, her ambitions to get herself back in college still very much alive and well, but also to spend more time with her new boyfriend, Connor. The relationship, when put to the test outside in the real world, ended in disaster playing out publicly for the nation to see. He went back to his ex, and Eden was left heartbroken taking out her anguish on those closest to her. MTV was quick to capitalize on her moments of weakness, even airing her screaming match with her older brother who had been right the whole time.

POST SEASON 2-;-

Upon watching the play back of her first full season on the show, Eden couldn’t stomach the person she was made out to be. Too whiny, too naive, too much of a pushover, and the one thing she begged her ex not to make of her: a fool. Instead of staying in the Outer Banks sulking like a beached whale, Eden decided to make the most of her break from the show, trading in her ocean awareness updates and donations to local “clean up our beach” charities for bikini selfies, skinny dipping, and wild nights out she couldn’t remember in the morning.

When Eden found out that season 3 was going to be held in Australia, the youngest Finnigan practically started packing for the trip the moment she found out. She had never been out of the country let alone across the world and a new city would also give her the perfect chance to start fresh, meet new people, and maybe find an Aussie or two to shack up with. God, how she loves their accents.

This season Eden is determined to reinvent herself even if it means putting her dreams of going back to school and studying marine biology on the back burner and not being true to her naturally curious and dorky herself. This time, she would not be taken as some lovesick teenager any and she sure as hell would not become another carbon copy of her mother.

POGUES VS KOOKS-;-

Eden doesn’t get directly involved in the pogues vs kooks drama, but she can’t help but feel jealous of the kooks and their wealth. It bothers her that even the slackers get accepted into the fanciest colleges while she has to struggle just to make ends meet. That’s not to say Eden will simply turn the other cheek and she’s not afraid to stand up for herself in front of the kooks. Push her too far, and that famous Finnigan temper is bound to explode.

WANTED CONNECTIONS-;-

(i suck at coming up with connection names so bare with me lmao)

the nerd friend -;- Though Eden wants nothing more than to reinvent herself this season, she has also wanted to become a marine biologist her whole life and what a more perfect place to study marine life than Australia. This person helps her get back in touch with that side of herself, and they share a connection for something other than drinking and partying. What happens between them after that is totally open! Psssst take her to the Great Barrier Reef, and she’ll love you forever. [OPEN]

the bestie-;- Eden and this person go way back and they’ve practically known each other for as long as they can remember. Sure, they bicker and tease each other but no matter what they are practically family and they will always have each other's backs. [OPEN]

the on again/off again-;- Eden and this person never made things official though whenever they are together they manage to find some time to sneak off and fool around. Eden recently went through a very public break-up on the show and is honestly just looking for some fun, a good time, and a distraction. Where it goes from there is flexible! [OPEN]

the crush-;- Eden is a hopeless romantic at heart. She’ll never admit it but she’s the girl who doodles your name in hearts all over her notebook. Eden thinks this person is the ultimate eye candy and gets all shy and bashful whenever they are around. Whatever happens after that is tbd! [OPEN]

the new friends -;- Eden is looking for a fresh start, and to have some fun, so anyone whether it be acquaintances, friends, hooking up, or more [OPEN]

And as always if you have any ideas lay ‘em on me!

#outerhq.intro #outerhq.intro.s3 #s3

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judestclare · 4 years

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。· . ˙ ♪ ⌈ kristine froseth + cis female + she / her + solo g + clairo ⌋ have you heard ? judith “jude” st. clare got signed by disclosure records two years ago ? they’re talented don’t get me wrong but i can’t believe it , they’re only twenty-two years old & some people go all their lives without making it , what makes them special ? it’ll be interesting to see if the fame & success go to their head because i hear they can be quite careless , pliant & disloyal . but that could only be the rumours because i’ve also heard they’re gregarious , free-spirited & warm hearted . i guess only time will tell .

&. hiii everyone ! i’m meredith, i’m nineteen, i use they/them and she/her pronouns. some more fun facts: i’m a libra, i’m from the est timezone, and really excited to be here ! under the cut you’ll find some #funfacts about the woman , the myth , the legend herself, jude st. clare !

quick facts:

name: judith victoria st. clare

nicknames: jude — do not call her judith, she hates it

age: twenty-two

date of birth: january 20th, 1998

zodiac: aquarius sun, libra moon ( read here )

gender: cis female ( she/her )

sexuality: bisexual

positive traits: open-minded, caring, fun-loving, free-spirited, warm-hearted, creative, adventurous, friendly, gentle, gregarious, bubbly

neutral traits: talkative, party animal, reticent, extroverted

negative traits: flighty, careless, disloyal, lazy, dishonest, flippant, easily manipulated/pliant, loud, facetious, unconfident, silly

tv tropes: plucky girl, hard-drinking party girl, the face, good bad girl

mbti: esfp, the campaigner ( curious, energetic, enthusiastic, good communicators, know how to relax, popular and friendly / overthinks things, too emotional, too independent, unfocused, little practical skills )

background:

jude was born and raised under the ever biblical name of judith in a tiny town in the midwestern united states to a religious family. growing up, her highest aspirations were winning a prize for best chocolate chip cookies at her church’s potluck. matching mary janes with her sisters and dresses with carefully picked cardigans took up the majority of her her wardrobe, and she could recite bible verses along with her times tables.

as teenage years hit, however, the spirit of rebellion was lit in jude. forcing friends and family to call her the much shorter, and in her opinion, much better jude. sneaking makeup in and herself out of picturesque suburban home, many nights were spent at house parties, doing beer pong inside, or smoking cigarettes or a joint outside. style never went full alternative — but baggy sweatshirts and ripped jeans replaced the uniform of sundresses.

two things that never suffered: her bubbly personality, and her affinity for bubblegum lipgloss. even as she tore away from weekly church attendance and skipped school more and more, jude still greeted all former churchgoers, classmates, and teachers in the grocery store with a beaming smile and a knack for remembering details — hi, ms. dawson. how’s little johnny? he’s two now, right? or i heard you were thinking about starting your own bait and tackle shop by the lake, mr. smith. i think you should do it. remember that bass you caught? you’re a natural! she had very little common sense, and didn’t do too well in school — but she always knew what to say and how to say it. she charming and friendly and fun to be around.

thus, jude’s rebellion was more so of the wannabe variety: in such a small town, everyone knew everyone, and everyone knew what she was doing. her parents mostly just waited for her to tire herself out — only it never happened. she dialed back on thick eyeliner, and still sometimes would show up to church on holidays to sing in the choir, but mostly, small town convention and religion were abandoned by the time she was in her mid-teens.

eventually, she came out to her parents as bisexual, and it was a non-issue — despite religious background, her parents supported her 100%, no matter what clothes she wore, who she hung out with, or who she loved.

jude never graduated high school. by her sixteenth birthday, her attendance record was so spotty that they stopped calling home to let her parents know she hadn’t shown up to school that day — and a few weeks before she turned seventeen, after many screaming matches with her parents and sessions with the school counselor and principal, jude officially dropped out.

she wasn’t going to sit around the house all day, however, instead driving her clunky car across town to the movie theatre every day, where she worked part time. she remained friends with all the people her age in town still, and made new ones at the theatre. however happy she was, jude was aimless. she knew she had to do something. finally, she turned a passion into a full time hobby, something she never thought would be lucrative.

by seventeen, that knack for singing in the choir had been translated to covers posted with the gentle strumming of a guitar and manufactured beats. by nineteen, she was writing her own songs and gaining traction on youtube and soundcloud, and two weeks before her twentieth birthday, jude was signed to disclosure records and being flown to manchester. it was hard work, and it took years, but it still feels like a whirlwind to her — one moment she’s in her bedroom, playing bars in her local areas at open mic nights and upaid gigs, and the next she’s signed to the disclosure records. it’s a dream.

tl;dr — jude is a flighty, fun high school dropout raised in small town middle america by a religious family. she grew into herself and was able to “rebel” despite her sheltered upbringing, and that unique sense of self + her musical talent got her a youtube following from the covers and songs she posted. that youtube following turned into a contract with disclosure two years ago, and she’s been in manchester ever since.

career:

a successful album and a successful tour behind her, the not-so-indie anymore lofi pop starlet is on the brink of even bigger fame, though she has a loyal following as she stands. she’s nowhere near super-fame — but she gets recognized in public, and that’s enough to give her the flutters in her stomach that she’s going to make it even bigger.

a regular social butterfly, jude regularly interacts with fans: instagram lives of acoustic covers from her apartment, constant posts to her stories. while her image isn’t exactly not genuine, it’s very curated: she’s careful what she reveals about herself, and the image she’s trying to maintain.

personality:

image is not a thing, however, in jude’s personal life. still a party girl at heart, she’s down for anything once ... or twice ... or maybe a third time. she’ll say yes to almost anything, and a distinct — though never malicious — lack of loyalty keeps her unbound by romantic relationships or extremely close friendships. she’s friends with everyone, as she’ll tell you, and she has no problem at all with hookups, consistent or one night only.

in spite of this, she develops crushes at the drop of a hat, and will always be there to help someone else out ... but don’t expect her to keep the same enemies, or to lose her forgiving heart.

jude isn’t dumb, and is pretty much a memorizing machine ( though not eidetic ), can be a little silly or ditzy, especially with sheltered upbringing and big heart. she’s not against being a shoulder to cry on, but when it comes to matters of her own heart, she’s as recticent as can be, never taking much seriously. as a mean youtube comment about her once said: that girl’s got about much depth as a kiddy pool. it wasn’t true, but it’s how she can come off.

drug tw / she drinks pretty consistently, and smokes weed even more so, though she’s not been known to deny any trying harder party drugs, however less consistent she is with it. she hasn’t a problem yet, but she doesn’t seem to be straying from the path that leads her there. if she ever encroaches in on one, jude wouldn’t be able to tell: she’s too busy having fun.

she’s a genuinely kind, caring person ... but jude is a little gullible, and trusts very easily. in spite of her affinity for friendship and relationship hopping, it’d be easy to convince her just about anything is true, or to do whatever bidding was necessary. say the right things at the right time, and jude will be wrapped around your finger. she doesn’t follow directions from authority terribly well, but friends ... that’s a different story.

above all : jude wants to be cool, fun, and liked. she’s a little desperate for attention and affection, and has inconsistent ideals about what’s good for her and the people around her. her self esteem is a lot lower than she makes it seem.

wanted connections:

party friends / drinking buddies: if anyone is as into getting drunk and dancing as she is, then call her up and get ready to go. she promises she can beat you in shots.

smoke buddies: a more chill version of the former, if anyone wants to sit around and have a songwriting session or just vibe.

friends: any kind of squad. she’s not the type to have besties, but if you consider her a friend, she’ll latch onto you whenever she gets the chance.

hookups / fwbs: what it says on the tin, jude is down for anything and anyone (1/?)

crush: jude is very flighty and tends to have feelings come in like a hurricane, with the potential for them to leave just as quickly — this person would have jude wrapped around their finger.

unrequited: basically the opposite — someone likes jude, she’s a #dummy who doesn’t realize it and leads them on because she’s flirty with everyone and would probably also make out with anyone

enemies: jude doesn’t make many of these, but if someone is annoyed by her and lets her know it ... well, she’ll do everything in her power to make them even more annoyed. if you can’t make them like you, make them hate you even more.

tentative friend: on the opposite end of things, this person doesn’t vibe with jude but she’s half-oblivious to it, and is desperately trying to make them like her

manipulator: jude LOVES attention, so if anyone needs any evil bidding or shit stirring done, just pay her some. she’d make an excellent lackey.

anything else! seriously! just let me know what you want and we can brainstorm <3

#disclosure.intro #* musings / introduction.

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Chapter 11, OH FUCK ITS MIDNIGHT SUN, and Why I won’t be getting in on that particular discourse this week

So first, brief bit of HOLY FUCK NEW TWILIGHT IN 2020! I’m prepared to go be trash, i’ve got this shit preordered, and will probably not leave the house till I’ve finished it. I’ve seen a lot of things going around about the ethics of giving SMeyer money considering certain sexist things she seems to endorse, her treatment of natives, etc. Frankly, i’m sue I could do whole post on this but right now guys....I’m tired. I got the new this weekend that my father was involved in a motorcycle accident and did not survive. the rest of this week has been a cluster of funeral planning, trying to figure out his estate, family drama, people messaging left and right and...you know, dealing with my own emotions on top of it all. So, quite frankly, I’m going to let myself enjoy this little bit of happiness and not bother being “woke “ for a few days. I’ve spent time being shamed for what i liked as a teenager, I’m not gonna be drug into that now as an adult. All that being said, it means I had to postpone my liver test and, considering the week I’ve had, I’mma enjoy my last week of not knowing and enjoy a nice sangria while writing this. Ok, enough me, I know what we’re all here for! _____________________ Today is movie day in class and Bella and Edward are suffering from serious repression, each doing there best to ...not touch the other, you know, in case being that close makes Edward want to EAT her. Like, really can’t wait for Midnight Sun, because if it’s anything like the bits of the draft she had on her site....wheeeew, Eddie really wanted to kill our girl. Like...Murder. Like he was gonna murder the whole damn class if he had to, alright? Boy was HUNGRY. So it’s no surprise the two of them have to sit close without...actually touching. of course, when he drops her off for gym, he traces her cheekbone and...damn if this didn’t seem pretty hot to me when I read it the first time, hell, even now it conjures up those butterflies of first love and how one touch felt like magic and took your breath away. Say what one wants about the writing in these books (and we all know it’s not perfect) but she does a good job of capturing how fucking overwhelming first love (and all those other first) can be. Mike tries to be a good boy and offers to be Bella’s partner in gym, despite the fact she literally hits herself in the head with a racket.... bless and I thought I was uncoordinated. Matt then says how he doesn’t like Bella being with Edward because ”He looks at you like...like you’re something to eat.” Even Bella is laughing at this and has to run off because it’s fucking hysterical. Like, bless it when poor humans have a moment of clarity in these books, because most mortals come off as hella dumb in this series. Like...maybe not as oblivious as the denizens of Sunnydale in the Buffyverse but...still pretty unaware. Edward meets her afterwards, and he is pretty pissy knowing what Mike is thinking...but Bella is more ticked because of the fact Edward was listening in in order to spy on her in gym class. She forces him to apologize and wants him promise not to do it again but...he counters by saying she can drive on Saturday instead. And she ...gives in. Dammit Bella, I was rooting for you to tell his ass off more, make him realize what creep he was being but...no, can’t have that, gotta get back to “A more pressing question” Which, is this case is just Bella wondering if he’ll tell her now why she can’t watch him hunt. Well, gee Bella, you think it may have something to do with how you’re the most yummy prey he can think of? Maybe? Just a lil bit? And, of course, it is. Edward lets her know that the hunt mean giving over to instinct...and that his smell would be leading the way. The two have a stare down where Bella...literally stops breathing? Like damn, I’ve lost my breath before but... girl...that’s unhealty. Edward walks her in and tells her tomorrow he’s gonna be the one asking the questions. Oh, goody, more about the human instead of the vampire, right? But it will be nice to know more about the main character. we live in Bella’s head, but that gives us very little input on WHO she was before the book. After all, I don’t spend every day waking up “My name is AJ, that not my real name, just a nickname, i am 29 years old, and I like YA novels because I’m trash, Comic books, because I’m trash, and I’m a crazy cat mom who drinks wine and takes lots of meds.” See what I mean? First person might give more insight to a characters thought process, but as far a letting us into all these bits and pieces, it can fall flat. She goes home, dreams of Edward, avoids answering her father’s questions about Seattle and the dance...and Edward picks her up the next day where he begins to question her. Her favorite color changes from day to day, but today is is Brown, because it’s warm and she..hates the green stuff that grows here. Wow Bella that uh... huh. Odd but, she’s a quirky critter. Apparently Edward has electric taste in music and has the..same CD Phil gave her(WHAT THE HELL IS IT?) and then we get...skimmed over all the things about books and movies that could have ACTUALLY gave her more personality outside Edward, SMeyerDammit! Instead we get her favorite gemstone being Topaz (his eyes) and how it would probably be onyx in a week. that’s uh...that’a bit much, but again...teenagers man. We get another quick run through of another movie day in bio, a gym class where Mike refuses to talk to her, and then...more question, most glossed over, though we do get a bit of insight on how Bella feels about her home in Arizona, how she finds it hard to describe why it is so beautiful to her. That i can understand. My childhood home, was not in a beautiful or glamorous area. It wasn’t the largest house on earth, it was very much lived it...but it’s the most beautiful place on earth to me. Because of the memories, because it was the place that made me...so yea, I get Bella here. And then we get the “It’s Twilight” line that explains the whole damn title of the book. It’s the safest time of day for them, blah blah, Bella likes nighttime even though Edward finds it sad and predictable... “Hello Darkeness my old friend...” Yea, sorry, whenever I hear that it reminds me of Edward. Then, Edward begins to act like a freak and bounces out of there faster than I preordered Midnight Sun. “Another complication.” he says. But what is the complication? Well it’s Jacob rolling up in there....with his daddy in tow. And Billy, Billy does not look happy, in fact, Bella is quite certain-from his look alone- that Billy 100% believes the “legends” of his people. Yea...Billy has a pretty good idea that the Cullens are straight up vampires... and he is not having it. And that’s where we leave off for the day. Next chapter we hit the halfway mark, so that’s gonna be an adventure. Till then, Stay Safe, AJ

#Twilight #stephanie meyer #edward cullen #Bella Swan #twilight reread #twilight reread 2020 #twilight chapter 11

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celestines · 4 years

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have you seen JUNG SOMI around campus ? i hear they’re a SECOND YEAR , SUMMER witch with a specialty in FORTUNE TELLING . i almost never see them without their FENNEC FOX . if they ever want to be a FORTUNE TELLER someday they should ease up on being OVERSENSITIVE & POSSESSIVE . at least you can say they’re ANIMATED & LOYAL , too .

hello angels ! im xan and im late as usual but that’s just the way it is … 😔 im 22 , from the est timezone & i go by she / her pronouns ! i truly … never know what im doing with intros they just turn out super long & messy so aha … are u ready for this ? here is intro number one out of two baby ! 😋

━ ˙ ˖ ☆ QUICK STATS !

full name : jung somi .

nickname(s) : mimi .

zodiac : leo sun , sagittarius moon ( click ! )

sexuality : bisexual .

alignment : chaotic good .

pinterest : ( tba ! )

━ ˙ ˖ ☆ BACKSTORY !

she was an accidental pregnancy , born shortly after the marriage of her parents , but they were far from mad about it . her father was a well regarded summer warlock , a famous entertainer known for his long and successful career in the spotlight with his sister , a man who’d been the object of many summer witches’ affections . it was a shock to everyone when he retired from show business to settle down with his old academy sweetheart , a soft spoken spring witch with a passion for healing .

somi’s father was delighted that their first born was a summer witch , but her mother intended to raise all their children with a blend of beliefs from both the spring and summer covens , and that’s exactly what they did . since her father had been a famous entertainer , his social circle extended far beyond just the summer coven . although it was obvious he had pride as most summer witches and warlocks do , he was never the type to discriminate even against those from the winter covens , a habit he learned from his wife .

somi was their only child for the first half of her life ( as her parents were relatively young when they’d had her ) . because of this she was spoiled by the excited new parents , attention and support never lacking at home . she was raised to believe she could do whatever she put her mind to , no matter how big those dreams were .

however , once she entered her teenage years and her baby fat was gone , and she could no longer rely on being “ that cute and friendly girl ” to get her where she wanted to go , things got a little harder . she had no problem with confidence , but motivation was not one of her strong suits , unintentionally growing up with the mentality that things would just magically fall into place if she wanted them hard enough .

this was also around the time her parents had their second baby , a boy born in the spring . naturally he became the object of her parent’s attention which only made somi feel more lost , like maybe she wasn’t as special or important as her parents had made her feel . but when her parents had another child a little over a year later , another summer witch , somi realized it was pretty dumb to be jealous of babies , and that it would be better if she focused her time on becoming the type of older sister her siblings could eventually look up to !

once she started at arcane somi vowed she’d take her studies more seriously and not get too distracted by her social life . while her talent for fortune telling had manifested pretty early on in her life , and while she was good at it , she would be lying if she said she was interested in studying it in a scholarly way . ( she has way more fun sneaking off the island with her best friend and fortune telling for humans for some quick cash ) . still , she’s trying her best to keep her grades up , all the while making sure she doesn’t miss out on a single party ... and boy are there lots of parties ...

━ ˙ ˖ ☆ PERSONALITY + TIDBITS !

she’s a leo and it shows JWDBJWDBJWDW full of energy and confidence at almost all times so it’s pretty easy to tell when she’s upset because she’ll finally be quiet . a big social butterfly with no real opinions about house rivalries , BUT she’s super proud to be a summer witch so if you try to put her down because of it that’s when she’d be upset /:

she might be the oldest sibling in her family but that definitely doesn’t show . has big i’m baby energy and is quite literally the embodiment of this emoji 🥺 at all times but especially when she’s trying to get out of trouble .

blindingly loyal to her friends and the people she loves to the point where if they murdered someone she would wholeheartedly believe they were right in doing so . friendships are very important to her and so is getting back the energy she gives out . she’s the type to drop anything to help a friend in need !

struggles a lot with acting out when she feels neglected or like someone doesn’t care about her as much as she thought . usually it’s short lived dramatic bursts of anger , and she might give you the silent treatment for an hour or two before finally confessing how she’s feeling ( and yes , asking you for reassurance ) .

she can also be a little possessive at times both platonically and romatically . absolutely loves the thought of being everyone’s favorite person but she’s also aware it’s highly unrealistic </3 still , that won’t stop her from being a little dramatic about it ... as a treat .

she has a huge heart 😌 and it would be easy to just cast her off as a softie because in lots of ways she is one . eliciting real anger from somi is pretty rare , but hurting someone she cares about is the quickest way to get you there . she’s 100% the type to not like someone because one of her friends has a problem with them which can sometimes be hard considering she’s also the type to try and be everyone’s friend ... it’s complicated 😭

she hates bullies 😡 will threaten to fight them despite having no combat skills .

her love life is also complicated ... she gets crushes super easily and her infatuations are always super consuming , like she swears she’s gonna marry the person consuming , but her attention is always broken by someone else so they never last . she wants to find her true love at the academy the way her parents found each other 🥺 she’s a romantic and proud <3

gets grumpy when she’s hungry

her familiar is a fennec fox named pancake and they’re the best of friends except when somi is acting up JDBWJDBWJDW

she’s in the art club ! originally joined because she thought she could be a muse and sit in the middle of a circle and have everyone paint her ... but she stayed because she really does love art !

so lazy and she says she’s trying but she’s probably rotated through at least 3 different tutors because they couldn’t stand it /: she just thinks the classroom isn’t the right place for her and that’s ok

will tell you your fortune even if you didn’t ask ... it’s her party trick she’s still going strong

nothing good happens when she drinks . is a lightweight AND a chaotic drunk but it’s pretty fun to watch

has a lot of respect for anyone older than her in grades above her UNLESS they use their seniority to be assholes , then she’ll no longer look up to them </3

━ ˙ ˖ ☆ WANTED CONNECTIONS ! ( all open to all genders )

tutors ! past failed ones who tried to help her out & maybe a current one whose patience she’s testing SJDBJWDBJWW

someone she defended once and ever since then she keeps asking them if there’s someone they need her to fight even though they literally did not ask and they both know somi would lose

unlikely friendships ! maybe your muse usually steers clear of summer witches , or maybe your muse and somi just have opposite personalities , either way they became friends despite their differences

maybe an ex or two . their relationship would have been short lived despite how into it somi seemed . maybe they’re still kinda resentful about it , or maybe they feel as if they dodged a bullet . or maybe an ex that dumped somi before she could dump them and she hasn’t been able to let it go

current infatuations ! her list of crushes is ridiculously long , but there would be a handful of people who have surpassed crush status and she’s full on head over heels for . i feel like this would work really well with 3rd or 4th year witches since somi already tends to idolize them , but it definitely isn’t exclusive to older witches ! maybe they have no idea how she feels ( although she makes it obvious ) , maybe they pretend not to notice to tease her , maybe they try and use her feelings to their advantage , or maybe they just think it’s cute the possibilities are endless hehe

second years she can bond with 🥺 maybe a first year she’s taken under her wing despite only being grade above them and acts like she’s showing them the ropes SJDBWJDBWJDW but they’re realizing her best places to nap and not get caught tour won’t really help them ...

people who only really know her from parties ! maybe they don’t really hang out outside of parties so it’s kind of awkward when they bump into each other , but as soon as they’re in a setting with alcohol it’s all good again

sibling like friendships ! i would definitely love some older sibling figures in her life since she’s never had one 🥺

people who were big fans of her dad JWDBWJBDWJ since he was well known i think it would be funny to have people know her because of him and even more funny to have them be fans because somi would pretend to be grossed out if they ever tried to tell her how awesome they think he is </3

enemies (:< she tries not to have any , but she’s bound to butt heads with people . she can definitely be a lot ... maybe it’s a personality thing , or a we have different values thing , or maybe there was an unfortunate incident where your muse stole somi’s favorite pen then lied about it to her face and to this day they are her sworn nemesis because of it ...

a sub point to the enemies ... JDWJDBWJD i think it would be so funny to have someone she started out as enemies with but who she’s starting to realize she might actually have a lot in common with and actually get along with but they both try to deny it because they’re so used to hating each other although it’s clearly not the case anymore

i wont lie to u this got longer than i thought it would 😭😭😭 im sosososo sorry for the length … also i feel like my charas always change a lil once i actually start plotting & writing so sorry again if u see me finally writing as somi on the dash and ur like literally who is that … JSDBWJBDWBDJ PLEASE come message me on discord to plot ! if u prefer im’s that’s perfectly ok too im just warning u now it’s gonna be a much slower process so if u want speedier replies … u can message me @ glo lovecore ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ#8172 maybe … give this a like if u wanna … plot hehehe thank u for reading all this im sorry again ur so brave for making it x

#aa:intro #╰ ♡ . 𝒊 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒊 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒆 ── ooc !

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fairygrdn · 4 years

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𝙵𝙸𝙻𝙴 : #F41R13 // STATS » magnolia kim, ( two hundred & five ) twenty three, cis female, she/her, matchmaker. ATTRIBUTES » enchanting, impish, persuasive, deceptive. SEEN » seeping teabags for too long, trading secrets in whispers, dotting every i and j with a heart. DO NOT MISTAKE FOR » yooa ( shiah yoo ).

hello qts ! im xan and im late as usual but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles … 😔 im 22 , from the est timezone & i go by she / her pronouns ! i truly … never know what im doing with intros they just turn out super long & messy so aha … are u ready for this ? zimzalabim ! 😋

━ ˙ ˖ ☆ QUICK STATS !

full name : magnolia marie kim

nickname(s) : maggie , lia , mags

zodiac : libra sun , cancer moon ( click ! )

sexuality : bisexual .

occupation : self proclaimed matchmaker .

birthplace : undisclosed magical forest .

current residence : lunehaven , oregon .

pinterest : ( tba ! )

━ ˙ ˖ ☆ BACKSTORY !

born more than 200 years ago to a family often referred to as fae royalty , magnolia was the youngest of four girls . her parents were well respected animal fairies in the fae community , and because they were so efficient at wildlife conservation , magnolia and her family were never in one place for too long , always moving wherever her parent’s services were needed .

although her parents had little interest in the business of humans or other supernatural beings , that wasn’t the case for maggie and her sisters. the four of them were fascinated with everything outside the fae world , often neglecting their responsibilities for a chance to stick their noses into situations they really had no business meddling in .

as the youngest of the family , as well as the only weather fairy of the bunch , maggie often felt like an outsider or like she had to try extra hard to fit in and prove herself . her sisters eventually gave up their childish games in favor of following the family business and starting serious pursuits as animal fairies , which only left magnolia feeling more frustrated.

when her parents retire and settle down in schiltach , germany for a quiet existence , maggie tries to grow up . at a little over a 100 years old , a more experienced weather fairy tries their best to get her to take life more seriously and accept the fact that her abilities won’t ever line up with the rest of her family’s , teaching her the value in what she can do for plant life in her environment . and for a while she’s satisfied , but there’s a part of her that’s still interested in the lives of humans and other supernatural creatures , something she’d been advised against seeing as fairies often had bad luck trying to help anyone that wasn’t also a fairy .

like any stubborn teenager , though , magnolia swore she was different . she’d discovered a passion that had nothing to do with her fairy duties , and that was matchmaking . something about love had always just fascinated her , and she thought it would be a disservice to hide her gift from the world . in a small town like schiltach , maggie knew everyone , which meant she knew everyone’s relationship statuses . at first her meddling was innocent . setting two single people up on a date , mailing anonymous love letters only to whisper to the receiver that someone else sent them . the more she thought she was helping , the more confident she got that all the warnings she’d been given were overreactions .

things take a turn when she tries setting up a married woman with a man that wasn’t her husband . maggie really didn’t see the big deal , she thought her match was much better than the woman’s current partner but what she failed to realize was that there were real consequences to infidelity in long term committed human relationships . it became the scandal of the town , and all fingers pointed to magnolia . her parent’s were furious with her , disappointed that she hadn’t given up her childish pursuits and fascination with all things outside the fae world . not really knowing how to handle the repercussions , she decided it was time to experience life on her own for a few years .

mostly going places were her ability as a weather fairy were needed , magnolia spent the next 100 years of her life balancing her responsibilities as a fairy with her passion for love games . she expanded her services to other supernatural beings as well , which is how she ended up learning about lunehaven , eventually relocating . while her success rate in matchmaking may be shadowed by a trail of sticky situations and all around flops , maggie still wholeheartedly believes she’s helping more than she’s hurting . it doesn’t help that she’s awfully good at convincing people to give her a shot ( even when it might be in their better interest to run the other way ) .

━ ˙ ˖ ☆ PERSONALITY + TIDBITS !

oh boy oh man ... i won’t lie to u she’s kind of a handful 😳🙈 think chaotic youngest sibling vibe . probably the most irresponsible person ( fairy ? creature ? SDSDKWDNKW ) u will ever meet ... has never truly been held accountable for her actions before so she’s never learned how to own up to her mistakes which means if u tell her she�� did something wrong she will ignore u and maybe make it drizzle if she knows u don’t have an umbrella .

big im baby vibes ! thinks she can 🥺 her way through life bc it’s worked for the past 215 years so clearly that’s all the proof she needs she’s too old to change her ways </3 mischievous and way too nosy curious for her own good u can tell her to mind her business but she literally won’t . much like miss tinkerbell she needs attention to survive if she doesn’t get it or doesn’t feel like she’s getting enough she does act out ... that complex is high key because she misses her parents though /:

on the reverse of all that she’s an extremely sociable and friendly girl ! she’s generally easy to approach and befriend and she’s a big sweet talker . she loves love 😌 but she also doesn’t really understand it that well or at least she finds it hard to be objective when she’s matchmaking for others . oftentimes she’s considering her own preferences when setting people up but her intentions are almost always good SDJWDJWDW

she’s crazy loyal to friends and the people she cares about . would never hesitate to be there when you need her to be , and she’s really big on showing affection whether it’s through gifts or physically or mushy texts you probably did not ask for but better not complain about . can be a little dramatic and sensitive at times , and yes maybe she overreacts to criticism and negative situations , but she also knows how to have fun and get people to let go ! very good at bringing out the eternal child in u <3

despite her sometimes successful attempts at matchmaking , maggie’s own love life ? a big fat mess ! she’s still scared of serious relationships for herself so most of the time she finds a way to mess things up before it gets that deep . she’s also a huge flirt so settling down is a difficult concept to swallow SDJBWJDBWJ also ... still has those lingering childhood feelings of being different and needing to prove herself so perhaps she feels a little unworthy of true love ... that’s fine </3

she has the biggest sweet tooth in the world . she’s probably always hanging around the bakery munching on pastries . will eat dessert before dinner every time u can’t stop her

always always surrounded by freshly picked flowers and she likes to give them away to people , however she’s got a bad habit of telling people the flowers came from their admirer ( whose identity only she knows , of course )

has probably tried to set everyone’s muses up at least once

accidentally makes it rain when she’s extremely upset , although it’s rarer now that she’s had more experience with her abilities

still has a huge soft spot for animals even if she can’t communicate with them the way an animal fairy can

is on tinder ... get her some help pls </3

unironically throws tea parties in her woodland cottage. if she invites u and u don’t show up she’s going to hold that grudge until the day she dies ...

━ ˙ ˖ ☆ WANTED CONNECTIONS ! ( all open to all genders )

my brain is quite literally all rot rn im just gonna list stuff with minimal elaboration please vibe with me …

people she's done matchmaking for <3 pls give me all the plots where maggie keeps setting ur muses up on dates that don’t work out but she refuses to give up and ur muse keeps letting it happen for whatever reason ... OR maybe someone she tried to set up once and it didn’t work out and they never let her play matchmaker again and maybe they reset her for what happened and she feels guilty about it but doesn’t know how to deal with that so she just decides she’s gonna resent them back ... OR mayhaps a success story o:

ex infatuations that ended tragically lets get that angst (:<

a best friend PLEASE ...

she’s pretty upbeat so maybe an unlikely friendship with someone darker / quieter where at first they were annoyed by her but slowly through charm and time she grew on them much like mold might 😋

please give me a ridiculous enemies plot just someone who thinks she’s an absolute brat and she does everything to reaffirm that thought since the loathing is mutual and half the time they don’t even know what they’re fighting about they’re just always fighting

current hookups we love to see it there’s so many directions to go in maybe its purely a casual thing , maybe it’s casual for magnolia but not for them , or maybe she’s the one like worm maybe i would like more than sex , maybe it’s like a we only hookup when we’re partying thing , maybe it’s a we only get along naked thing , there r choices

older sibling relationships ! she also high key misses her sisters and being babied so i would love for her to have friendships that mirror that

someone she can be in cahoots with … go absolutely bonkers with knowing they won’t judge her and she won’t judge them

a we’re just friends ... unless ? plot

maybe someone who tries to get her to b more responsible and she’s just like UGH i will throw up if u dont stop but low key she appreciates the guidance

ppl whose places she’s always crashing at when she wants to be in town and not in the damn woods

i wont lie to u this got longer than i thought it would 😭😭😭 im sosososo sorry for the length … also i feel like my charas always change a lil once i actually start plotting & writing so sorry again if u see me finally writing as magnolia on the dash and ur like literally who is that … JSDBWJBDWBDJ PLEASE come message me on discord to plot ! if u prefer im’s that’s perfectly ok im just warning u now it’s gonna be a much slower process so if u want speedier replies ... u can message me @ glo lovecore ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ#8172 maybe … give this a like if u wanna … plot hehehe thank u for reading all this ur so brave for that stay sexy x

#╰ ♡ . 𝒏𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒚 ── ooc ! ┘#luneintro #did not proof read a single word of this .... lets see if that was a mistake #JWDBWJBDJWDW

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firespittingbunni · 5 years

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A list of the anime's I have watched (PART 2)

Here a list of the all the anime I have currently completed watching and my personal rating of them (part 2)

9. Psycho-pass

Psycho-Pass is set in a futuristic era in Japan where the Sibyl System, a powerful network of psychometric scanners, actively measures the minds and mentalities of civilised populations using a "cymatic scan" of the brain. The resulting assessment is called a Psycho-Pass. When the calculated likelihood of an individual committing a crime, measured by the Crime Coefficient index, exceeds an accepted threshold, he or she is pursued, apprehended, and killed if necessary by police forces. The series starts of be following Akane Tsunemori, a new police Inspector at Unit One of the Public Safety Bureau's Criminal Investigation Division. Over the course of Akane's early investigations, the group uncovers the works of Shogo Makishima, a prolific criminal mastermind. Makishima is a Criminally Asymptomatic, he is persistently assessed as having a low crime coefficient by the Sibyl System in spite of his actions and plans, thus protecting him from Dominator shots.

Genre: Crime, cyberpunk & mystery

Season one: 22 episodes

Season two: 11 episodes

Season three - coming soon (orginal run scheduled for October 2019)

How can you watch it?

English sub: yes

English dub: yes

Where can you watch it?

- Anime watching sites

Personal rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

10. Haikyuu!!

Junior high school student Shōyō Hinata gains a sudden love of volleyball after seeing a national championship match on TV. Although short in height, he becomes determined to follow in the footsteps of a star player, nicknamed the "Little Giant", after seeing his plays. However, his dreams are destroyed in his first official match, where his team suffers a crushing defeat against the junior championship favourite team, which includes the so-called "King of the Court" Tobio Kageyama. Hinata vows to follow in the footsteps of the "Little Giant" and enter Karasuno High School to defeat Kageyama, only for the two to wind up as unlikely teammates. By combining the genius-like qualities of Kageyama with Hinata's sheer athleticism, the duo create a brand-new volleyball tactic. Their new combo allows them to get over their differences and creates a strange alliance between the two filled with fun and laughter for them and their teammates. Thus begins the Karasuno boys' volleyball team's journey to the top.

Genre: Comedy & sports (volleyball)

Season one: 25 episodes

Season two: 25 episodes

How can you watch it?

English sub: yes

English dub: yes

Where can you watch it?

- Anime watching sites

Personal rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

11. No game No life

The series follows Sora and his younger stepsister Shiro, two hikikomori who make up the identity of Blank, an undefeated group of gamers. One day, they are challenged by the god of games to chess and are victorious. As a result, the god summons them to Disboard, a reality that revolves around games. Intent on maintaining their reputation as the undefeated gamers, Sora and Shiro plan to conquer the sixteen ruling species and to usurp the god of games.

Genre: Isekai, fantasy & science fiction

Episodes: 12

How can you watch it?

English sub: yes

English dub: yes

Where can you watch it?

- Anime watching sites

Personal rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

12. Tokyo ghoul

The story follows Ken Kaneki, a college student who barely survives a deadly encounter with Rize Kamishiro, his date who reveals herself as a ghoul. He is taken to the hospital in critical condition. After recovering, Kaneki discovers that he underwent a surgery that transformed him into a half-ghoul. This was accomplished because some of Rize's organs were transferred into his body, and now, like normal ghouls, he must consume human flesh to survive. The ghouls who manage the coffee shop "Anteiku" take him in and teach him to deal with his new life as a half-ghoul. Some of his daily struggles include fitting into the ghoul society, as well as keeping his identity hidden from his human companions, especially from his best friend Hideyoshi Nagachika.

Genre: dark fantasy, horror & thriller

Season one: 12 episodes

Tokyo ghoul ✔️A: 12 episodes

Tokyo ghoul:re 12 episodes

How can you watch it?

English sub: yes

English dub: yes

Where can you watch it?

- Anime watching sites

Personal rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

13. Beyond the boundary

One day, high school student Akihito Kanbara instinctively goes to save his fellow schoolmate, Mirai Kuriyama, from committing suicide. Following his pleas, Mirai suddenly stabs Akihito with a sword formed out of her own blood and is shocked to discover that Akihito is an immortal "half-youmu"—the offspring of a supernatural creature, called a youmu, and a human. After learning that Mirai is a Spirit World Warrior specialists who protect humans from being affected by your and the last surviving member of her spirit hunting clan, their lives become intertwined as Akihito seeks to help Mirai gain the confidence to kill youmu so that she may stop attempting to kill him as practice.

Genre: dark fantasy, romance & supernatural

Episodes: 12

How can you watch it?

English sub: yes

English dub: yes

Where can you watch it?

- Anime watching sites

Personal rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

14. Terror in resonance

In an alternate iteration of the present, Tokyo has been hit by a terrorist attack that has devastated the city. The only evidence of the culprits is a cryptic video uploaded to the Internet, which sparks paranoia across Japan. Unbeknownst to the authorities is that the terrorist masterminds—who call themselves "Sphinx" are two teenaged boys who go by the names Nine and Twelve. Though they apparently should not exist, they have nonetheless decided to "wake up the world" with their heinous plans of destruction, with their fingers on the trigger. However, midway through a execution of one their plans, one of them is discovered by depressed school girl Lisa. This leaves them with only two chooses: either kill Lisa or welcome her as a co-conspirator.

Genre: psychological & thriller

Episodes: 11

How can you watch it?

English sub: yes

English dub: yes

Where can you watch it?

- Anime watching sites

Personal rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

15. Mob psycho 100

Shigeo Kageyama is an average middle school boy, nicknamed Mob. Although he looks like an inconspicuous person, he is in fact a powerful esper with immense psychic power. To keep from losing control of this power, he constantly lives a life under an emotional shackle. In order to help learn how to control his abilities, Mob works as an assistant to con-man Reigen Arataka, a self-proclaimed psychic. Mob wants to live a normal life just like those around him, but a barrage of trouble keeps coming after him. With his suppressed emotions growing inside Mob little by little, his power threatens to break through its limits as he eventually encounters other Espers like the Claws.

Genre: action, comedy & supernatural

Season one: 12 episodes

Season two: 13 episodes

How can you watch it?

English sub: yes

English dub: yes

Where can you watch it?

- Anime watching sites

Personal rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

16. Asobi asobase

The series centers on Hanako, Olivia and Kasumi, second-year students at an all-girl middle school and the only three members of the Pastimers Club, a not-officially-recognized group. The club has very ambiguous goals, usually consisting of whatever so-called "pastimes" the girls happen to think up.

Genre: surreal comedy

Episodes: 12

How can you watch it?

English sub: yes

English dub: no

Where can you watch it?

- Anime watching sites

Personal rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

(I do not take any credit for any of the factual information stated above.)

- Bunni

#bunni #anime #review #psycho pass #haikyuu!!#no game no life #tokyo ghoul #beyond the boundary #terror in resonance #mob psycho 100 #asobi asobase

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yeswevegotavideo · 5 years

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Hi, my name’s (basically) Mercury

So @thegrandwilde asked me a question about my internet name, and I realized I’ve never actually explained the entire story of my name in context. Then I realized that, with context, it was an extremely long story, so I thought, “Why not make a whole post about it?”

It is a long post. I don’t know if it’s an interesting post. It’s interesting to me, at any rate.

If you’re curious, or if you have any interest in etymology, especially the etymology of names, and of the reasons people name themselves, then read on, because I’m about to give a comprehensive account of why I’ve been Mercury on the internet for so long that, for quite a while now, I’ve honestly thought of it as my “real” name in a lot of ways.

So, I was a goth in 8th grade, a grunge-goth really. I was in 8th grade in '95/'96 so like...I basically didn't have a choice in being FUCKING OBSESSED with grunge and alternative rock in general. And I was really into Courtney Love’s whole aesthetic at the time, so I sometimes did your standard, Riot Grrrl-style babydoll dresses with combat boots look, but also like, cut the hem off of my black hamper bag and wore it over a black slip and called it a skirt because fuck you, society, that’s why.

But the main reason I was a goth in 8th grade, is because in 8th grade, I had an enormous crush on Tara.

Tara was a goth girl who made friends with me just before summer break between 7th & 8th grade. We spent the summer hanging out, and she was kind, and friendly, and beautiful, and very protective of her friends (and especially of me) and within a month, I had a gargantuan crush on her.

I had known I was bi since I was 11, when I basically came out to my mom (who, despite being kinda’ the worst in a lot of ways, was extremely liberal, and very accepting of my and my brother’s queerness, and of the gay community as a whole. Seriously, my mom was so liberal that my form of teenage political rebellion was being a centrist. God I’m glad I grew out of that shit. Anyway). But Western culture being what it was/is, I had little-to-no understanding of how to talk to, flirt with, or otherwise romantically interact with, girls I liked. That had not changed by 8th grade (honestly, in the ways that count, it has not changed, period). So I spent all of 8th grade pining over Tara, and Tara was the de-facto leader of the rocker girl clique (in the Sacramento suburbs in the 90s, you were either a “rocker” or a “rapper", and rockers did not associate with rappers and vice-versa, because the capital of California, one of the most (and for a few years running, THE most) diverse and integrated cities in the United States, was, and is, a racist, conservative hellscape, and I had way too much internalized racism to even look at rap music so...), and I was in her favor and under her protection. (Looking back, I’m fairly sure Tara had a crush on me too, so it really was your standard wlw standing around confusedly pining for each other in silence sort of situation.)

Which is why, when I came to school after missing a day, and she informed me that, “we all picked nicknames yesterday and there’s only two left, you can either be Mercury or Star,” I was not offended by her providing me with a list of approved nicknames that had been essentially picked clean already. I was, in fact, rather honored that I got to be one of the people who got a nickname at all. I associated Star with the character from the movie The Lost Boys, who I (rather misogynistically, I think now) found to be incredibly irritating.

So I chose Mercury.

That’s not the end of the story. That’s the beginning of the story. So like, buckle up lol.

So to rewind a bit, in 7th grade, I discovered Paganism.

I was ostensibly raised atheist, but with an understanding that my spiritual beliefs were my own goddamn business and my parents weren’t going to make that kind of a decision for me (again, SUPER LIBERAL parents. To be clear, also SUPER ABUSIVE parents, but like, SUPER LIBERAL about it. Which like, growing up being taught that emotional expression is valid and anti-authoritarianism is cool, but also being punished for being a person with independent thoughts and emotions is...a whole other story. ANYWAY).

I tried on Christianity for like, half a second, went to church with friends a couple of times, and 7-8 year old me was immediately like, “this is fuckin’ stupid, why did God kill Jesus, he’s God, he’s fucking omnipotent, he could just choose to forgive everybody at like, any time, nobody had to die, what a dick” and decided it wasn’t for me.

But I feel an inherent need for spirituality in-general, a kinship to it. When I played in the mud as a child, I was 100% one of the little girls mixing mud & grass & mint leaves with hose water and “making potions”. For hours.

And when I met a girl in 7th grade whose entire family was Wiccan, I was fascinated. So, it being 1994, I picked up a couple Silver Ravenwolf books and some Scott Cunningham and got to studying. (I know. I KNOW!!! I was 12, there was barely an Internet, it’s hyper-cringy, I get it, don’t judge me.)

The Wiccanism didn’t stick, but the Paganism sure did. (My “official” spiritual descriptor is, “Eclectic, non-denominational kitchen witch”. I worship no gods, but am happy to work with those who don’t require sustained devotion, and I’m pretty into fae lore. There’s also a bunch of personal spiritual belief stuff involving conceptual quantum and molecular physics, like, String Theory and the Multiverse Theory, and anthropological concepts about the power of language and story in human development involved, too. And I’m also very much a skeptic, it’s complicated. “I am vast. I contain multitudes.")

And around Freshman year, while still figuring stuff out, I came upon the concept of having a magickal name. A secret name that one shares only with the gods or spirits when doing magickal work. And I already had Mercury, a name which was granted and then almost immediately forgotten, because we were 13 and had no fucking attention spans, and Tara moved away, and most of us didn’t even talk to each other anymore and...the name was, therefore, kinda’ perfect.

So I chose it for my ritual work. And then I noticed some weird coincidences. Like, I had a pagan calendar that listed stuff like moon phases and planetary motion, and it associated different planets with different days of the week. And the planet Mercury was associated with Wednesday, which has been my favorite day of the week for most of my life (oh wait, do you...not have a favorite day of the week? Is that just me? Anyway). And when I was in maybe 5th grade, I read this book that was pretty stupid and I didn’t even really enjoy, and I don’t even remember the title of, but it repeatedly used a symbol for “the mark of the devil” in its dumb ghost mystery or whatever, and as much as I disliked the book, I was instantly attracted to the symbol. It looked like this: ☿ I would draw it on things all the time, it was one of my go-to doodles. Guess what the alchemical symbol for Mercury turned out to be?

So in 1999, when I got a computer that came with an Earthlink subscription, and I was really, truly introduced to the Internet for the first time (and not just like, AOL), there was really only one online handle I could see myself using. After all, I was anonymous, it wasn’t “really” telling people my magickal name if they didn’t know who I was, right? (And honestly, by that point I’d kind-of left that concept behind.) So I used Mercury. And whenever that was already taken, I’d use a combination of those nickname choices from 8th grade: Mercury Star, or Mercurystar. And that eventually evolved into Mercury Starlight. And that’s me! :D

It became my fanfic pseudonym (like almost immediately, because I discovered fanfic in the year 2000 and never looked back), and then on message boards or in forums, people would just, like, call me that. And over time, I really started to like it.

I’ve never liked or felt particularly connected to my given, IRL name. And I actually have a bunch of identity and dissociation issues tied up in it (whole other story, yet again), so like, sometimes hearing people use it makes me really fucking uncomfortable. Like, that’s not really a strong enough word for it. Like, I’ve honestly sometimes wondered if name dysphoria is a thing, like similar to gender dysphoria but like, for your name. I mean, though we most frequently associate the two, dysphoria isn’t actually unique to gender identity. It’s a somewhat generic psychological concept, actually. And names are pretty innately tied to identity and sense of self, and having a name that feels so incongruous with who I am that sometimes when people use it I literally feel physically ill, or depressed, or panicky, or get like, instantly turned off if somebody uses it during sex, like...honestly, that certainly sounds like a type of dysphoria to me. I don’t know.

But every single time somebody online calls me Mercury, I just...I absolutely love it. I light up. I feel seen. It’s...it’s just my fucking name, now, man.

Buuut, I don’t really have the guts to legally change it IRL. Not yet, anyway. We’ll see what the future holds. I don’t know, I think about even just casually asking friends to call me Mercury and just...cringe right the fuck up. It’s scary. What if people think it’s stupid? That I’m being silly? Lose respect for me? I know people change their names all the time, but like, that’s them. But for me? Scaaaary.

Anyway, that’s the story, and if you made it all the way to the end, like, thank you for listening?

#personal #my name #that was a really long way to say 'because a friend gave it to me and it stuck'

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Conversation questions

I hate writing casual dialogue. And I mean hate. I will put of writing for days if there is a block of dialogue I need to write in my path. My solution is looking up truth/dare or similar questions online, but then there is lots of overlap and frankly shitty questions to sort through. So, have my saved ones, and beat that dialogue.

This is sorted into sections by my own subjective opinions; General, Thoughtful/Interesting, Love/Dating, Crushes, Sex related, Food related, Family/Marriage, School, Group specific, Embarrassing, Mean, Nasty.

This is 475 ideas. Puh.

General

What was the last thing you searched for on your phone?

What was the last thing you texted?

Have you ever sent someone the wrong text?

What app on your phone do you waste the most time on?

How many selfies do you take a day?

Ever gotten mad at someone for posting an unflattering picture of you?

Have you ever butt-dialed someone?

If you could only text one person for the rest of your life, but you could never talk to that person face to face, who would that be?

You have to delete every app on your except for five. Name the five you would keep.

What is the last video you watched on YouTube?

Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?

Did you have an imaginary friend growing up?

What superpower would you want?

Any phobias?

Are you scared of the dark?

Do you cover your eyes during a scary part in a movie?

Do you have a strange habit/quirk?

What is your guilty pleasure?

What is your worst habit?

What is one disturbing fact I should know about you?

Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction?

Have you ever walked into a wall?

Do you sing in the shower?

What is your go-to song for the shower?

Do you ever talk to yourself in the mirror?

When was the last time you flexed in the mirror?

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

Do you drool in your sleep?

Do you talk in your sleep?

Describe the best dream you've ever had.

Worst nightmare?

Weirdest dream?

Do you own a pair of footie pajamas?

What do your favorite pajamas look like?

Do you have a security blanket?

What would be in your web history that you'd be embarrassed if someone saw?

Would you rather live with no internet or no A/C?

What is the most illegal thing you have ever done?

Have you ever kept a library book?

The world ends next week and you can do anything you want (even if it's illegal). What would you do?

Have you ever got caught doing something you shouldn't?

Have you ever lied about your age?

What is something you did that you feel really guilty about?

Would you trade in your dog for a million dollars?

What is your biggest pet peeve?

If you could only hear one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Do you dance when you're by yourself?

What song on the radio do you sing with every time it comes on?

When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

Have you ever waved at someone thinking they saw you when really they didn't? What did you do when you realized it?

What's the longest time you've stayed in the bathroom, and why did you stay for that long?

What's the most unflattering school picture of you?

Have you ever posted something on social media that you regret?

Do you frequently stalk anyone on social media? Who?

Have you ever ding dong ditched someone?

Show me something you still have from when you were a teenager? Why do you still have it?

What is the most childish thing that you still do?

If you could only wear one hairstyle for the rest of your life, would you choose curly hair or straight hair?

What hairstyle have you always wanted, but never been willing to try?

Have you ever dyed your hair?

Do you want to dye your hair? What color?

You have to give up one makeup item for the rest of your life. What is it?

Who is one person you pretend to like, but actually don't?

What children's movie could you watch over and over again?

If you had to make out with any Disney character, who would it be?

Cartoon character that you have the biggest crush on?

Have you ever accidentally hit something with your car?

Have you ever watched a movie you knew you shouldn't?

Have you ever wanted to try LARP (Live Action Role-Play)?

Do you have any silly nicknames?

Have you ever pretended to be sick to get out of something? If so, what was it?

What 'As seen on TV' product do you secretly want to buy?

Do you still take bubble baths?

If you were home by yourself all day, what would you do?

What is something you've done to try to be 'cooler'?

Have you ever smoked?

Have you ever tried drugs?

What about alcohol?

What's the craziest thing you've done while under the influence?

Would you take steroids?

When was the last time you brushed your teeth?

Have you ever used self tanner?

How do you take over the world?

And why did you do it with a fish?

Do you write in a diary?

Do you have a journal?

What's the most recent entry in your journal/diary?

If someone paid you $1000 to wear your bra outside your shirt, would you do it?

Would you wear your shirt inside out for a whole day if someone paid you $100?

Who would you hate to see naked?

How long have you gone without a shower?

How long have you gone without brushing your teeth?

Would you share a toothbrush with you best friend?

Is it better to use shampoo as soap or soap as shampoo?

Would you rather not shower for a month, or eat the same meal everyday for a month?

If you could choose to never sweat for the rest of your life or never have to use the bathroom, which would you choose?

What's the most useless piece of knowledge you know?

What did you learn in school that you wish you could forget?

Would you go to a nudist beach?

If you could only use one swear word for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?

Have you ever pretended to like a gift?

If someone asked you what your best friend is like, how would you describe her?

Would you ever be mean to someone if it meant you could save your close friend from embarrassment?

If you could swap one physical feature with your best friend, what would that be?

Have you ever told a lie about your best friend to make yourself look better?

Have you ever shared your friend's secret with someone else?

Have you ever told a secret you were told to keep?

Have you ever lied to your best friend?

If your best friend had body odour, would you tell her?

What is the most annoying thing about your best friend?

Would you ditch your friends if you could become the most popular girl in school?

If you had to choose, who would you stop being friends with?

Have you ever ignored a friend's text. Why did you do it?

Would you let a friend cheat on a test?

If your friend asked you to lie for her and you knew you would get in trouble, would you do it?

How tall do you want to be?

If you could play a prank on anyone without getting caught, who would you play it on?

What would the prank be?

Where would you go for vacation?

You win a trip and are allowed to bring two people. Who do you pick?

Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

What was your first job?

Where would you want to work?

Describe your dream career.

What did you want to be when you grew up when you were 6?

What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?

Thoughtful & Interesting

If you could ask God one question, what would you ask?

What do you daydream about?

Do you dream of doing something?

Is there something that you've dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?

What are your biggest fears?

What is your biggest fear?

What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

Is there something that stresses you out lately?

When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?

Would you rather be a guy than a girl or vice versa? Why?

If you switched genders for the day, what would you do?

What's the first thing you would do if you woke up one day as the opposite sex?

What is something that no one else knows about you?

Complete this sentence: "I wish I had someone with whom I could share …"

Who are you jealous of?

Who do you hate the most?

If you had nine lives, what would you do that you wouldn't do now?

If you could suddenly become invisible, what would you do?

What have you seen that you wish you could unsee?

If you could be reincarnated into anyone's body, who would you want to become?

If you were reborn, what decade would you want to be born in?

If you could go back in time in erase one thing you said or did, what would it be?

You are going to be stuck on a deserted island and you can only bring five things. List them.

What are you looking forward to the most?

If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?

If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

Have you ever made someone cry?

Have you ever cried because of me?

What are you most proud of?

What do you value most in a friendship?

What is your most treasured memory?

What is your most terrible memory?

Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

If you could move anywhere, where would you move?

For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

What's the worst lie you've ever told?

What's the worst thought you've ever had?

What's the best news you've ever heard?

What is your favorite possession?

What's your biggest insecurity?

What are you thinking about?

What's been on your mind lately?

When was the last time you got really angry?

What is your favorite plant and why?

Would you like to be famous? In what way?

What would constitute a "perfect" day for you?

Love and Dating

Do you think [fill in the name] is cute?

What does your dream boy or girl look like?

How would you rate your looks on a scale of 1 to 10?

Do you ever admire yourself in the mirror?

Have you ever been caught checking someone out?

Who's hotter? You or your friend?

Who was your first kiss? Did you like it?

How many people have you kissed?

Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?

Who is the worst kisser you've kissed?

Have you dated before?

If you could date anyone in the world, who would you date?

Describe your perfect date.

Would you consider a polyam relationship?

Have you ever been in love?

Have you ever fallen in love at first sight?

Who (or what) was the love of your life? (So far?)

What is the most attractive feature on a person?

What the biggest deal breaker for you?

What's the most flirtatious thing you've ever done?

Have you ever asked someone out?

What is the worst date you've ever been on?

Have you ever been stood up on a date?

Would you kiss a guy on the first date?

How far would you go on a first date?

What's one thing you would never eat on a first date?

Have you ever flirted with your best friend's siblings?

What was your first impression of your best friend's boyfriend?

On an overnight trip, would you rather share a bed with your best friend or their partner?

Have you ever been dumped? What was the reason for it?

How far would you go to land the guy or girl of your dreams?

Have you ever thought about ditching your friend for a boy/girl?

Have you ever thought about cheating on your partner?

Have you ever cheated on your partner?

If you knew your friend's boyfriend was cheating on her, what would you do?

If one of your friends was cheating with your other friend's boyfriend, what would you do?

Would you ever date two people at once if you could get away with it?

If you could go out on a date with a celebrity, who would it be?

If you had to trade your friend in for the celebrity crush of your dreams, would you and then which friend?

Who do you think is the hottest celebrity?

If you could spend every waking moment with your partner/SO, would you?

What have you lied to your partner about?

What is your greatest fear in a relationship?

How long was your longest relationship?

Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?

How often do you check yourself out in the mirror when you're on a date?

What is the most fun you've ever had in a romantic setting?

What's something romantic you've done that you're most proud of?

Crushes

Who is your secret crush?

Who is your current crush?

Describe what your crush looks like.

What is your crush's personality like?

Have you ever had a crush on a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?

What's the most embarrassing thing you've said or done in front of someone you like?

Tell us about a time you embarrassed yourself in front of a crush.

What's one thing you would never do in front of someone you had a crush on?

Has a crush ever found out you liked them and turned you down?

Have you ever had a crush on a person at least 10 years older than you?

Would you go out with an older woman?

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

If your crush told you he liked your best friend, what would you do?

What if you best friend told you that she liked your crush?

Have you ever regretted something you did to get a crush's attention?

If someone you didn't like had a crush on you, how would you act around them?

What if they were your friend?

Most embarrassing crush you've ever had?

If you had to date someone else's boyfriend, who would it be?

Sex related

Have you ever tried to take a sexy picture of yourself?

Have you ever flashed someone?

If you had to flash just one person in this room, who would it be?

Have you ever taken a body shot?

Have you ever sexted someone?

Do you have any spicy pictures or videos saved on your phone?

Have you ever received a nude selfie? Who was it from? What was your reaction?

What do you do to get yourself 'sexy'?

What's the sexiest thing about a man?

What's the sexiest thing about a woman?

When did you lose your virginity and who did you lose it with?

Have you ever had a one night stand?

How far would you go with someone you just met and will never see again?

Have you ever been in a friends with benefits situation?

What is something that is absolutely off-limits in the bedroom?

If you were to give a full body massage, where would you start and where would you end?

What's your favorite body part on your partner?

What was your funniest sexual experience like?

When was your sexual awakening?

What was your first sexual experience?

What was your wildest sexual experience?

Have you ever done it in a public place?

Have you ever done it at work?

Have you ever done it on campus?

What's the most number of times you've done it in one day?

Have you ever done it while other people were around without them knowing?

Have you ever done it in the kitchen? Shower?

Have you ever done it in a car?

Have you ever given or been given 'attention' while driving a car?

Who's the ex you'd do again in a heartbeat?

Would you rather have sex with [insert name] in secret or not have sex with that person but everyone thinks you did?

Do you sleep in the nude?

What is the song that you get it on to the most?

Where are you on the straight / queer spectrum? Be honest!

Have you ever considered a threesome?

One on one or the more the merrier?

Where is the weirdest place that you've ever gone solo?

When did you go solo for the first time?

How many times a week do you touch yourself?

Most you've touched yourself in one day?

When did you last go solo?

How do you like to touch yourself?

When was the first time you came?

Who was your best partner and why?

Hottest thing someone's ever done to you?

Have you ever been to a strip club?

What was your biggest sexual disappointment?

When were you sexually rejected?

Funniest mishap while doing it?

Do you have a name for your special places?

Your favorite place on your body to be kissed?

What's your biggest turn-on?

Are you turned on right now?

What's your biggest turn-off?

Who do you want to make out with the most?

Do you own any adult toys?

What is your favorite toy?

Do you want to own a sex toy?

Is there a particular toy you want to try?

What is your wildest fantasy?

What's your favorite fantasy to pleasure yourself to?

Have you ever been attracted to the same sex?

Have you ever slept with someone of the same gender?

Do you ever want to be tied up?

Have you ever pictured me naked when talking to me?

Have you ever had an exciting dream about me?

Have you ever thought about me in the shower?

Would you take a shower with me?

Have you ever thought about sleeping with me?

What's something you want me to do to you?

Is there something in particular you like about me?

Rate me on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the hottest.

What would be in your web history that you'd be embarrassed if someone saw?

Have you ever searched for something dirty on the internet?

How often do you watch something naughty?

What was the last rate-R movie you watched?

Have you ever seen a naughty magazine?

Would you ever consider posing for Playboy?

Do you have hidden piercings or tattoos?

What kind of underwear do you like?

What color underwear are you wearing right now?

What size is your bra?

Would you choose a wild, hot relationship or a calm and stable one?

Do you enjoy oral sex?

What was it like the first time someone went down on you?

What was it like going down on someone the first time?

How do you like the taste when you go down on someone?

Do you like a lot of foreplay? What kind?

What is one thing that gets you hot and bothered every time?

When was a time you were so turned on you couldn't stand it?

When it comes to lingerie, is less best, or leave something to unwrap?

How often do you trim?

Have you ever gotten a bikini wax?

Ever wanted to try on clothing generally associated with the opposite sex?

Are second rounds exciting or exhausting?

Have you ever role played in the bedroom?

Show me the most embarrassing thing in your bedroom.

Food related

Would you rather only eat disgusting food for a month or not eat anything delicious for a whole year?

Have you ever eaten something off the floor?

After you've dropped a piece of food, what's the longest time you've left it on the ground and then ate it?

Do you lick your plate?

What is the most food you've eaten in a single sitting?

How many pancakes have you eaten in a single sitting?

If you could eat anything you wanted right now, what would that food be?

What's one thing you would never eat on a first date?

What's one food that you will never order at a restaurant?

Would you rather eat dog food or cat food?

What animal most closely resembles your eating style?

What's your favorite food?

Favorite dessert?

Favorite candy?

Favorite foreign food?

Family and Marriage

Have you ever played Cards Against Humanity with your parents?

Do you like hanging out with your parents?

Who is your favorite? Mom or Dad/Parent X or Y?

Would you trade your sibling in for a million dollars?

Who's your favorite family member?

Have you ever cried because you missed your parents so much?

Have you ever cursed at your parents? Why?

Do you want to have kids?

How many kids do you want to have in the future?

How close and warm is your family?

Do you think you'll marry your current partner?

If you were allowed to marry more than one person, would you? Who would you choose to marry?

Would you go a year without your phone if it meant you could marry the person of your dreams?

If you could marry any celebrity, who would it be?

What's something your mom/parent doesn't know about you?

What do you really not want your parent to find out?

School edition

How many hours would you spend online if you didn't have school or homework?

If you could be another girl at our school, who would you be?

Who are the top 5 cutest guys in our class? Rank them.

Who are the top 5 hottest girls at our school? In our class?

If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would you want to be stranded with from our school?

Who is your first pick for prom?

Who would you ask to prom if you could choose anyone?

If you had to take a person from another grade to prom, who would that be?

If you had to make out with a boy at school, who would it be?

Who do you think is the cutest person in our class?

If you could make $1 million, would you drop-out of school?

Do you have a crush on someone from another school?

Of the people at our school, who do you think would make the best president?

If we didn't have a dress code, what would you wear to school that you can't wear now?

If you're girlfriend or boyfriend broke up with you at school, what would you do?

If you had the power to fire one teacher, who would it be?

Are you going to college/university?

What's your biggest fear about college?

What are you most excited about regarding college?

Would you want your best friend to go to the same college as you?

Would you want your current boyfriend or girlfriend to go to the same college as you?

What was a rumor that went around about you at school?

What was the worst score you've ever gotten on a test?

Have you ever failed a class?

If you could plan a class prank knowing you'll never get caught, what would the prank be?

Have you ever cheated on a test?

Have you ever made out at school?

Who would you never ever want to sit next to in class?

Have you ever been late to class?

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in front of a teacher?

Have you ever stuck gum under a desk?

What do you think is better: tests or essays?

Have you ever eaten lunch by yourself? Why?

If you had to take one class for the rest of your life, what class would it be and who would the teacher be?

If you wanted to make out on campus, where would you do it?

Have you ever gotten into a fight on school grounds?

Have you ever fallen asleep in class?

Have you ever gotten detention or been suspended?

If you were invisible, would you sneak a peak in the other locker room?

Who's the hottest teacher at school?

What's the worst class to have first period?

If I paid you $100, would you wear your sexiest clothes to class?

Group specific

Of the people in this room, who do you want to trade lives with?

Do you think [fill in the name] is cute?

If you were allowed to marry more than one person, would you? Who would you choose to marry?

If your car broke down in the middle of the road, who in this room would be the last person you would call? Why?

What was your first impression of [fill in the name of a person in the room]?

If you had to do a gameshow with someone in this room, who would you pick?

If you haven't had your first kiss yet, who in this room do you want to have your first kiss with?

Who in this room would you make out with?

Of the people in this room, who would you go out with?

If you could go on a romantic date with anyone in this room, who would you pick?

Describe the most attractive thing about each person in this room.

Who here do you think is the best flirt?

Who has the best smile?

Who has the cutest nose?

How about prettiest eyes?

Who's the funniest in this room?

Who here do you think would be the best kisser?

Who is the sexiest person in this room?

Who has the best dance moves?

Rate everyone in the room from 1 to 10, with 10 being the hottest.

Rate everyone in the room from 1 to 10, with 10 being the best personality.

Go around the room and say one positive thing about each person.

If you could have one physical feature of someone in this room, what would that be?

If you had one week to live and you had to marry someone in this room, who would it be?

If you had to marry someone in this room, who would it be?

If you only had 24 hours to live and you could do anything with anyone in this room, who would it be and what would you do with that person?

If you were trapped for three days on an island, who are three people in this room you would bring with you and why?

Who's the most annoying person in this room?

How much money would we have to pay you for you to agree to flash your boobs?

If you had to go skinny dipping with someone, who in this room would you choose?

If you got to have a threesome with people in this room, who would you do it with and why?

Embarrassing

If you had to choose between going naked or having your thoughts appear in thought bubbles above your head for everyone to read, which would you choose?

Have you ever walked in on your parents doing it?

Have you ever farted in an elevator?

True or false? You have a crush on [fill in the blank].

What are some things you think about when sitting on the toilet?

Have you ever practiced kissing in a mirror?

Did your parents ever give you the "birds and the bees" talk?

Has anyone ever walked in on you when going #2 in the bathroom?

Do you pick your nose?

Have you ever peed yourself?

What was your most embarrassing moment in public?

Have you ever farted loudly in class?

You're in a public restroom and just went #2, then you realized your stall has no toilet paper. What do you do?

Have you ever farted and then blamed someone else?

Have you ever tasted your sweat intentionally?

Has your boyfriend or girlfriend ever embarrassed you?

If you ran out of toilet paper, would you consider wiping with the empty roll?

What would be the worst part about getting pantsed in front of your crush?

Mean

Who do you think is the worst dressed person in this room?

Who do you like the least in this room and why?

What don't you like about me?

If you were rescuing people from a burning building and you had to leave one person behind from this room, who would it be?

Who in this room would be the worst person to date? Why?

If someone offered you $1 million dollars to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend, would you do it?

Nasty

These are literally just ew.

Have you ever tasted a booger?

Have you ever peed in the pool?

How often do you wash your undergarments?

Have you ever tasted ear wax?

Would you rather be caught picking your nose or picking a wedgie?

Do you pee in the shower?

Do you have bad foot odor?

When was the last time you wet the bed?

Have you ever had lice?

Have you ever pooped your pants?

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