Natasha, teaching Wanda how to drive: Are you familiar with the gearshift?
Wanda: Uh, you mean the prndl?
Natasha, sighs: The what?
Wanda: The prndl.
Natasha: ... are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
Wanda: I'm not an idiot, Natasha. I know how to spell prndl.
(Bonus)
Y/N, in the backseat: *Slowly pulls on an extra seatbelt*
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(Loid teaching 16-year-old Anya how to drive to get a Stella)
Loid: Alright, Anya, first thing's first; have you adjusted your mirrors?
Anya: All three of them! And I can see myself perfectly!
Loid: Ha ha, no, no, no, Anya. They're not for vanity. Your rear-view mirrors are for seeing the view to your rear.
Anya: ... (looks at her butt)
Loid: Not your behind. Behind you.
Anya: But I won't be able to see myself having fun!
Loid: Well, driving a motor vehicle is not fun. It's serious business. Now, are you going to buckle your seatbelt?
Anya: I was going to, but my uniform just wrinkles so easily so I thought-
Loid: Just do it.
Anya: But my uniform-
Loid: It's the law!
Anya: (buckles her seatbelt)
Loid: Great. Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?
Anya: (proudly) You mean, the PRNDL?
Loid: ... the what?
Anya: The PRNDL!
Loid: ... are you referring to the shift-lever that says "P-R-N-D-L?'
Anya: Ugh, I'm not a child, papa! I know how to spell PRNDL!
Loid: (getting frustrated) It is not something you spell. It is a gear shift. The letters stand for "park, reverse, neutral, drive, and LOW!"
Anya: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!
Loid: (sarcastic) Oh! I'm sorry! Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio?! Would you like AAAAAMMM or FMMMM?!?!!
Anya: You're making me a nervous wreck!
Loid: I'm trying to keep you from causing a wreck!
Anya: We're not even moving!
Loid: (calms himself down to remember this is for his mission/because he loves Anya) ... okay... let's just start over, shall we?
Anya: Yeah.
Loid: Is the key in the ignition?
Anya: For over an hour now.
Loid: Well, that's because you had to go back inside and eat some peanuts. Twice.
Anya: Well, excuse me for not wanting to drive on an empty stomach!
Loid: (exasperated sigh) Start the engine.
Anya: (starts the car)
Loid: Now put the car in drive.
Anya: ...
Loid: ... that's the "D" on the PRNDL.
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Ken: What do we have to eat?
Allan: What don't we have? We got your cold pizza, cold burgers, cold tacos...
Ken: What do we have that's warm?
Allan: Ice cream.
Ken: Cool. I'll drink it.
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