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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!!#in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off)#and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright'#then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings.#he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that'#yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That-#barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks)#only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf!#bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

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pandadrake · 5 months

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This isn't even a meme or anything. I just wanted to make Pikmin tutorial.

If you asked my personal opinion about these characters, I'd say they are flawed people who are ultimately good and well-meaning. I'm still out here drawing slander though, because it cracks me up.

Top image references official art of Captain Olimar from Pikmin. Bottom image is a draw over of that panel from Attack on Titan Ch79

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masao-micchi · 1 year

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they should’ve asked agnes because she kept track

PART 2 HERE

#sorry about this dumbass idea HAHAHA #tma #the magnus archives #magnus archives #magpod #lonely eyes #elias bouchard x peter lukas #lonelyeyes #simon fairchild #maxwell rayner #peter lukas #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #jarchivist

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michelle-jacksons-art-blog · 10 months

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The rumors are true: Peter B. Parker has TWO hands

#what a dumbass #posted this on main by accident #oh well if you saw this on that other account no you didn't #my art #fan art #across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #mary jane watson #polyamory #polyam relationship #polyam shipping #its funny cuz I used to be kinda really against poly shipping like this but now I cant imagine my life without #shout out to ppl in poly relationships you're the real ones #spiderparents

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thelesbiandeli · 1 month

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Pete… Sweetie… Thats not what football looks like….

#I love him he’s such a smart dumbass #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #if i loved you #deli.chats

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confused-wanderer · 1 year

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Scott *entering room* : Why’s Stiles lying face down on the carpet and screaming and why did Derek just pass me muttering about jumping off the roof?

Peter *having the time of his life* : It’s all just a- *voice breaks* - lil strange innit boys?

Stiles *screams intensified*

Scott: .. wh-

Lydia *trying to figure out how Stiles is one of the smartest people around* : We went to negotiate with the new pack

Malia *cackling with Peter* : The one possessive over its pack?

Scott: .. Right

Peter *snickering* : And Stiles here was with Derek making introductions cuz the rest of us *gestures to him and Malia* were… cautious

Stiles *screaming while lying face down*: YOU WANTED TO PLANT LANDMINES IN THE FOREST

Peter: Thats what I said.. anyways, the leader stepped forward, pointed to a woman in her pack and said, “She’s my mate.”

Malia *losing her mind and falling to the ground laughing while Stiles screams become louder*

Scott: and?

Peter: And what do you think our brave, snarky, cunning and smart Stiles said?

Stiles : IT WAS NOT MY FAULT OKAY IT WAS A MUSINDERSTA-

Malia *wheezing* : HE POINTED TO DEREK AND SAID “He’s my mate”!

Stiles *turning bright red* : I THOUGHT THEY WERE BRITISH OKAY?

#stiles stilinski #Derek hale #Peter hale #Malia hale #Lydia Martin #sterek #teen wolf #dumbass stiles #Scott mccall

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whaliiwatching · 1 month

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pining queer people stylin

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #CONCEPT LOCS HOBIE SAVE ME #how did they not go with this design like i adore the wicks wouldnt change em for the world but dude dude dude #peter is me im projecting onto him bc holy SHIT #as soon as robbie gets peter to talk abt his feelings for one (1) minute he is gushing abt hobie’s style #theyre both a little younger here i think #also the emo (lack of) haircut for peter is so funny to draw #he’s so fucking goth without even knowing wtf goth is #prolly the kinda dumbass who thought his hair was straight until he let it air dry one (1) time without brushing #sigh theyre so fucking in love #scalp scritchies kinda love........

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tomriddleslovergirl · 19 days

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Marvel characters x oblivious!reader

Steve Rogers:

Steve and you had been getting to know each other for the past few months and were becoming good friends. Although, Steve had begun to get feelings for you that were not so friendly. He wanted more out of your guys' relationship.

He'd never been good with flirting, but decided to at least try in doing so incase he scared you off or made you uncomfortable by being too upfront.

So, while on a walk with you one winter day, Steve decided to make his move.

"Y'know, Buck once told me pretty girls always have cold hands." The cold didn't bother Steve because he was a Super-Soldier, but he assumed that it would cause some discomfort for a normal human.

You look down at your hands.

"Huh. Mine are always warm." But either way, you shoved your hands in your jacket pocket, not noticing that Steve had put out his hand for you to hold.

Peter Parker

Peter and you had been going out for a little while now, and every time he'd try to flirt with you, you'd be oblivious. So after building up some confidence (with the help of Ned), he asked you. "Can I have a kiss?"

You look at Peter in shock, wondering how he knew you had a bag of kiss in your bag. You rummage through it and hand him one.

"Here," You say, handing the small chocolate to him.

Ned held in a laugh.

"Th-thanks?" Peter said, his voice cracking with confusion and embarrassment at being rejected - even if it was done obliviously by you.

Wanda Maximoff

Wanda had tried flirting with you before and you would never quite get the hint. She had assumed there was something wrong with the way she tried to make romantic advances with you and went to the Natasha to get some pointers.

Later on, Wanda decided to use some of Nat's tips.

Wanda asked you if you wanted to bake cookies with her and invited you into the Avengers Tower kitchen.

While you both were baking and talking, Wanda would try to make her laughs sound breathy when you made a joke or would compliment you from time to time.

When she noticed you were having trouble icing one of the cookies, she stood behind you, and gently wrapped one of her hands around your hand that was holding the piping bag while you held onto the cookie.

"Here," she whispered, her hot breath hitting your ear as she helped you ice your cookie.

After Wanda was done, she placed the icing bag on the counter and looked at you, trying to see if her flirting had done the trick. But you don't notice anything out of the ordinary.

"Thanks, Wanda," you say, thinking she was just trying to be helpful.

You went to grab another cookie to ice, when she suddenly grabbed your chin. "You have something on your face," she says.

You look up at her in surprise as she swipes her thumb against your cheek. She brings her thumb to her mouth before licking the icing off.

You look up at Wanda, your brows furrowed. "That's disgusting, Wanda."

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undertheredhood · 6 months

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bruce who is trying to make amends with jason after gotham war: y'know, i don't want to live in a world where we're not tight.

jason who has finally had enough of bruce’s bullshit: then kill yourself

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idk-bruh-20 · 1 year

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Irondad fic ideas #102

When Flash first overhears Peter talking about the "Stark Internship," he rolls his eyes and thinks, "Of course he'd go with that excuse at Midtown School of Science and Technology."

Whatever. Flash knows the truth. He's seen the car that Parker gets picked up in, seen the body guard / chauffeur and the absolutely insane amount of discrete safety tech he always has on. Flash is convinced that the whole orphan thing is just a cover story and Peter secretly has parents at least as rich and influential as Flash's own.

Maybe they're politicians or the mob or something, and that's why all the secrecy. Honestly, Flash is doing him a favor by bullying him all the time for being an unimportant orphan. It's the perfect cover. Maybe he'll even drop the ridiculous Stark Industries lie and come up with a more believable backstory soon.

Then, one day Flash and Peter end up in a kidnapping situation.

The kidnappers take Flash's watch, but they leave some of Peter's tech since it's better hidden. As soon as they're alone, Flash expects Peter to hit that panic button and get them the hell out of there.

Only... he doesn't? Did Peter learn nothing from K&R training? Flash reaches over and hits the secret panic button 3 times immediately, no hesitation. Peter is shocked. Flash is like, "Oh come on, I obviously know your secret."

He's kind of curious and excited now to see who Peter's secret parents are, once the cops get them out of there.

He is not at all prepared when Iron Man bursts through the door.

He's even less prepared when Tony Stark steps out of the suit and totally freaks out at Peter, hugging him and checking for injuries.

... maybe he's finally met Peter's secret parent after all.

#flash: honestly this makes the internship lie even WORSE wtf were you thinking?#no one believes you anyway but if they did they'd be so close to the truth. you moron. you absolute dumbass #irondad fic ideas #flash redemption sort of #flash: also if your panic buttons go to iron man WHY did you not hit them I M M E D I A T E L Y ???#peter: .....I didn't wanna bother him #flash: WE WERE BEING KIDNAPPED????#tony: I know this is your bully kid but I must say he has some valid points #iron dad #spider son #irondad #spiderson #iron dad and spider son #irondad and spiderson #flash thompson #peter parker #tony stark #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements

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homicidal-slvt · 2 months

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I'm super cute therefore I should legally be allowed to commit atrocities.

#vee's dumbass jokes #we're just having one of those days guys #tagging characters that also give this vibe #billy lenz #brahms heelshire #stu macher #lester sinclair #jason todd #juli kidman #josh washington #jessica riley #emily davis #harley quinn #peter maximoff #john mactavish

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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Peter: CAN YOU HEAR ME!? GUYS! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR!

Friday: Peter, 'guys' is a gendered pronoun, I would recommend an alternative term like 'folks', 'team', 'crew' or 'everyone' as to not offend or cause discomfort to members of the team

Peter: FOLKS! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR!

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lessnowon · 8 months

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my favorite thing about the guardians of the galaxy is how they are all, every single one of them, stupid. there's no character that has to be reasonable and smart 100% of the time, they all get their dumbass moments. they are each of them a moron (and more than that, they are also each so many other things at the same time)

#there isnt a 'dumbass' and a 'badass'—they are all dumb badasses #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #nebula #gamora #drax #drax the destroyer #mantis #rocket raccoon #groot #gotg #gotg vol 2 #gotg vol 3 #marvel

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antdays · 9 months

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might turn this into an actual fic later but consider:

Jefferson Davis gets into a mild accident and somehow this spirals out of control into all of the male role models in the spider society deciding that Miles needs a back-up father figure. You know, just in case.

basically there's a mini society lobbying for 'Who Gets to be Miles' New Dad'.

Peter B. considers himself the obvious choice because he was Miles' OG mentor AND he's actually a father (rip Miguel).

Miguel claims he's trying to further study Miles' status as technical anomaly and keeping custody of him would be the best option. The stacks of adoption papers in his hands are in full view.

Hobie finds out Miguel's trying to get custody and tries to adopt Miles to spite him. He gets Pav to be his hype man. (Miguel tries to claim Hobie can't adopt someone less than two years younger than him. Hobie's defense is that Miguel is 'just a hater'.)

Spot has this weird Miraculous-type thing going on with Miles, where Spot doesn’t know Miles’ secret identity but Miles knows Spot's ‘secret’ identity, and Spot’s rather fond of Miles but angry at Spiderman/demanding his acknowledgement, and Miles thinks Spot’s a funky little guy regardless. After Jeff’s accident, Spot immediately jumps to conclusions and literally attempts to ‘fill a void’ in Miles’ life, but decides to get legal advice because he's a nerd at heart. He can’t find any other lawyer who’ll consider him, so he intentionally gets captured by Gwen Stacy and decides that there's got to be at least one universe where Spider Man is a lawyer.

Ben has been waiting for his chance to have a sidekick for AGES.

Miles is fifteen and absolutely sick of this shit.

(Jefferson is fine, for anyone who's listening.)

Edit: so. i wrote the fic.

#i'm not sure if miles-42 and uncle aaron would show up #i think they would just because they think they're better than these dumbasses #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #miles morales #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #atsv spot #hobie brown #jefferson davis #introducing possible new oc Spider-Law!#or Law Spider #atsv #spiderman across the spiderverse

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lavoixhumaine · 1 month

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911 spoiler 🚨

for 701 Abandon ‘Ships

i’ve been sane. i’ve been patient. i’ve been nice. i’ve been a fucking adult.

but everyone has their limit.

it’s like Bobby somehow found the one phobia his wife has that he has no idea exists like he just hit a fucking landmine in the jungle. it’s day fucking one of a cruise she is scared shitless of give her a goddamn break.

like she very gently suggested a honeymoon and he shot her down (sound familiar or should we cite the moving in conversation again?) and then he did something he wasn’t proud of then bought the tickets. like maybe that needs to be considered here? and not only that, he handed them to her like a happy little golden retriever who just proudly presented her favorite pair of slippers to her the moment she got to the door. what was she supposed to do?

this is the dog allergy masquerading as a cold situation again. this woman will bend over backwards, literally put bodies in the ground for this man and fuckwits on that dumbass app think her being anxiety ridden and being less than perfect in a honeymoon she is trying to make herself want in spite of her phobia and trauma deserves to be divorced by him?!

sumo up, motherfuckers. we are throwing the fuck down.

#angela bassett #athena grant #peter krause #bobby nash #tv: 911 #bathena #bobby x athena #911 on abc #911 #911 abc #tiktok dumbasses #we ride at fucking dawn #abandon ships #i will abandon your asses #straight to hell #911 spoilers #spoilers #sunny babbles

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hellpenis900 · 1 month

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hmmm

#excuse the dumbass name i set for peter gabriel in my phone

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