Gwaine: When are you going to agree that you and the princess are together
Merlin: I don't need to. I mean, it's obvious. We are just friends. He is not courting me.
Gwaine: Is that a new neckerchief?
Merlin: So what if it is!
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Castiel: I thought you liked Meg!
Dean: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Meg is like the sun . . . except without the warmth.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2581
The thought is implied. (Dialogue from Frasier.)
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Stan: Alright, now, everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute
Eddie: Why? Are you in a hurry?
Stan: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans
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Stiles: What brings you back to Beacon Hills?
Theo: My undying love for you. Oh, damn—I meant to lead up to that!
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Bruce: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Damian: Morning, Father. Just getting up?
Bruce: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Tim: Jason bought Damian a starter pistol.
Jason: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Bruce: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my manor!
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Donna: Feeling a bit lonely, are we?
Doctor: Only when I'm by myself, or other times when I'm with other people
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Yami: Alright, now, everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Vanessa: Why? Are you in a hurry?
Yami: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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Spy: Do you want me to answer as a friend or as a therapist?
Ms. Pauling: As a friend.
Spy: See a therapist.
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Sam: thank you, Dean.You're a good brother and a credit to the hunting profession
Dean: and you're a good brother too
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Home: Feeling a bit lonely, are we?
Wally: Only when I'm by myself, or other times when I'm with other people.
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Toga: Dabi, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you?
Dabi, to Shigaraki: Toga wants you to get out of the house.
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legolas: gimli, you’ve lost this one
gimli: i know. it’s just going to take a while to climb down off this particular high horse
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Neil: At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope.
Neil: Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe.
Neil: If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate my interest in your problem.
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