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zylev-blog · 23 days
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The batkids decide to hop on the trend.
Dick, walking as Steph records: We’re vigilantes. Of course we have to be over dramatic.
(Cut to Nightwing back flipping off of Wayne tower)
Tim: were vigilantes. Of course we have issues with caffeine.
(Cut to a video of Tim as Red Robin snoring while hanging from a grappling line. Batman can be seen in the background facepalming.)
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Damian: No.
Tim: oh come on, Robin, we’re all doing it.
Damian: I refuse to partake in such idiotic videos.
Tim: (while Damian is still behind him) We’re vigilantes. Of course we get to punch people without getting in trouble.
Damian: actually—-
Tim: Robin, you’re supposed to play along—
Damian: I am not going to spread false information—
Steph, interrupting: well, I’m not one of Batman’s sons so he legally can’t yell at me.
Tim: wanna bet?
(Cut to Batman scolding all three of them about the improper use of force)
—-
Duke: we’re vigilantes. Of course we go to Batburger.
(Cut to Duke happily eating a Batburger meal, and playing with a Signal toy)
Duke: what? I’m allowed to have hobbies.
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Steph: we’re vigilantes. Of course we can scare anyone we want to. Right, Black Bat?
Cass: (nod)
(The next series of videos is a compilation. The first is Superman being scared, followed by Green Lantern, Flash, Cyborg, Starfire, Dick, Tim, and a failed attempt to startle Wonder Woman. Cass isn’t even upset about not being able to scare the woman, she accepts the defeat with grace.)
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Dick, Tim, and Steph: we’re vigilantes.
Dick: I’ve gotten stranded on the moon. Don’t ask.
Tim: I got lost in hell.
Steph: I accidentally followed Green Lantern into space.
Tim: what? When?
Steph: turns out if you hug a Green Lantern really tightly, their life support on their ring will support you too
Dick: yknow, Batman shouldn’t find out about this-
(Cut to Batman’s lecture about the proper use of protective gear when going to space)
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Dick: we’re vigilantes. Of course we’re best friends with all of the villains.
(Cut to Red Hood kicking down a door)
Jason: hey (bleep), you’re late to dinner
Dick: (currently tied to a chair and gagged)
Jason: hang on, I’ll help. (Shoots everyone and unties dick) Harley said she’s going to rampage if you’re not there in five minutes.
Dick: Blame these guys, not me! (Jumps through the nearest window, shattering it, and the sound of a grapple is heard)
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Jason: I’m a crime lord
Dick: and I’m a vigilante
Jason: and you’re ruining my video, (bleep) off. (Shoves Dick out of the frame, ignoring Dick’s muttered cursing) now that we got the riffraff out, let me start over. (Brushes imaginary dirt from hands) I’m a crime lord. Of course Batman fights me every other day. I look forward to the day I can break his kneecaps.
Dick: (shocked) Hood!
Jason: what?
Dick: he’s your dad too!
Jason: yuck, don’t remind me.
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Duke: we’re vigilantes. Of course we know all of the gossip. (Very obviously looking around) like for example, Superman has the biggest crush on Bruce Wayne—
Clark, who was obviously eavesdropping: Nonononononono—- (trying to turn the camera off as he darts into the frame. There’s a flash of red, blue and yellow as Duke and Clark fight over the camera)
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Tim: we’re vigilantes. Of course we visit other cities.
Wally, as Kid Flash: What the (bleep) are you doing in Central City?
Tim: I’m honestly not sure, it’s so bright that I think I’m blind.
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1941-crowley-slut · 7 months
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"He broke up with me."
"Why are you looking up?"
"I need to cry but my foundation was FORTY EIGHT DOLLARS"
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neimlise · 1 year
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(Y/n), singing to Rudy: Tell me why your hands are cold?
Alejandro, out of nowhere: Omg! Corny! *raspberry noises* lame! Booo! Tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes.
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mywilltodie · 1 year
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Rossi : You're impossible to deal with when you're having these depressiv episodes!!
Reid : Depressiv Episodes?? At this point it's a depressiv Series, were on Season 8 and this story is going on a bit to long for my liking, plus the main character sucks!
Rossi: REID!
Reid : Yes,that was his name almost forgot it.
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morimomo · 1 year
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Soap making his way over to you on the couch
Soap: Babe are you hungry?
Y/N: No thanks I already ate today.
Soap:…Wait what did ya eat?
Y/N:..(favorite drink)! …Th-this morning…oh does that not count? Haha…
Soap giving you a look
Soap: The fridge now…
Y/N: Oh I’m not really hungry—
Soap: Kitchen!
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rachalixie · 2 years
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you ever look at someone and wonder “what is going on inside their head?”
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troythecatfish · 9 days
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peonyblossom · 10 months
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pb: *releases another smut book*
me: i’m tired of this grandpa!
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I saw another post about the Zepotha thing on tiktok and I wanted to throw in my two cents.
At first I was confused why everyone was just saying the same thing and then I was mad when I found out that it was supposed to be a joke about a fake movie or tv show or whatever the fuck.
It reminded me of Goncharov and how differently tumblr users handled that trend.
I think the thing that makes me so mad about the tiktok trend is that it’s so unoriginal and so unfunny it’s actually infuriating. Especially when the creator of the tiktok thats receiving comments like this also doesn’t understand what’s going on. Every other week there’s a new trend on tiktok of a bunch of people spam commenting some random “inside joke” phrase and they think it makes them cool. And when someone kindly explains that zepotha isn’t a real thing they get all defensive and nasty.
What would be cool and funny is if the fandom or the creator has an inside joke or a phrase that the fans say or comment because then everyone is in on it and it’s like a community thing. Like commenting some random comment on some random tiktok isn’t funny.
The thing about goncharov that made it so great was that EVERYONE was in on the joke (on tumblr anyway). Everyone could participate. Everyone was adding their ideas. It was collaborative and it was fun and everyone was right.
Commenting “you look like _____ from zepotha” on every tiktok you see and then refusing to include people in on the joke isn’t funny and it’s not cool.
Like I don’t want this to seem like I hate it when people have fun or I hate trends or whatever. Because I don’t. I literally don’t care what you do for fun and I love trends. But you don’t have to be mean about it when someone is trying to understand/learn more. If your version of fun is telling this inside joke and then actively excluding other people and getting upset when someone explains the joke I think you need to reevaluate.
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spideytorchiscanon · 9 months
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Johnny: How would you say 'easy peasy' in German?
Peter: Einfach peinfach
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duskspring · 9 months
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You know the audio that goes ‘You can’t handle the über instincts of my über autism… observe.’ That plays in my head every time I manage to identify a ghoul within three seconds of seeing their picture.
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smeetlinglord · 3 months
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FOUR FUCKING SECONDS! It took me four fucking seconds to take something personally again! God DAMN IT I'm weak. I'm weak. I swear. I am so unfunny. A spectacle. I make a running start and then leap into the jester suit. I question why people laugh at me while I'm dancing around parading my worst streams of thought like anybody is gonna care if I die in 30 seconds because they're all getting secondhand embarrassment, and everyone wants it to end as quickly as it began. Oh my days. The blood vessels in my eyes are bulging. I'm starting to black out. Four fucking seconds.
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Disassociation culture is that one tiktok audio where it's a bunch of different people saying who am I.
No seriously who am I?
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coffee-system-uwu · 2 years
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Andrew be like:
I hate you but....
Nah I just hate you.
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theo-files · 2 years
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ugh, i need to feel something. harry can you tell me something that'll piss me off?
"the percy jackson movies are good!"
yep, that'll do it 😞
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garnet-xx-rose · 11 months
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Favorite Christine's outfit?
Shout out to all of Christine's Outifts
Her Elissa one
Her First Lair One
I don't care
I see Christine Daae dressed as the Page Boy or in her Wishing Dress
And I start acting like a damn dog
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