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#to my friends at school. please pretend you didnt see it
ratsrequiem · 1 month
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Im about to drop something really diabolical on everyones dash. Im sorry in advance guys im going thru some shit
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fcknstar · 1 year
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,,locked up with you "
marcuslopez x fem! reader
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a.n : this was requested and its been such a long time since ive watched deadly class omfg. im abit rusty in writing him and m vv sorry. i hope this is okay and could go to the suggestive way which m going to make a part 2 of! my taglist!
warnings : intoxication?, suggestive ending
**lowercase intended**
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there was only one rule that was greatly feared by the students. “ never kill another student in and outside school grounds. “ it was widely known among students that there was once an incident that happened, the culprit facing grave punishments.
walking back to your dorm to set your thing down before getting lunch was the only thing you looked forward to. you enjoyed eating as much as you enjoyed eating it with your best friend. despite being one of the most respected students here, you didnt care if people gave you the side eye if they caught you being friends with the rats. it was normal some of the royals from other groups to bust down your door to take you to serve you a reminder to never communicate with that “ filthy rat “ you associated yourself with. lex, petra and billy were the only few rats you enjoyed being with. the rest? not really what you are looking for in a friend. of course, being friends with the rats doesnt mean that you get along with every single rat you see. for example marcus. ever since he joined kings dominion, hes nothing but a stuck up bitch. just because rumors has it that he killed an entire orphanage, he thinks that everyone will fear him. 
going out of your dorm to meet up with lex, you were met with a hard chest. when the scent smacked you in the face, you knew exactly who you bumped into. 
" hey! arent you going to apologize? " marcus voiced out. 
ignoring him, you quite literally had to push yourself out of his big figure, dodging him as he tried to push you against the wall. seeing lex in the distance, you called out for him and pretending that marcus isnt trying to kill you. of course, angered by your actions, he tried to scare you off, when the master lins people started pushing everyone into random dorms. to your luck, you were in your dorm with lex. to your luck, marcus was too in it. 
" another student have been found dead and im going to find out who. " master lins voice echoed through the empty halls. 
" oh my, t's lockdown. well, seems like we are going to miss lunch, beautiful. " lex chuckled. 
" beautiful? you? calling her beautiful? are you seriou- " marcus started pestering you, gesturing all kinds of hand signs that nearly looked similar to gang signs. 
" well, she is one of the finest women here in kings dominion. hey, you got any glue and a plastic pencil case? " lex started looking around the room for the said items, making marcus frown in confusion. 
" its in the drawer in my desk. to the left " you knew lex found it when you heard eager sniffing after a fart-like sound signaling that he emptied the glue out. 
" ohh.. " marcus concluded that lex wanted to get high. of course. 
it had been afew hours and lex got knocked out after being starved and getting high on an empty stomach. you were on your bed looking through your textbooks for answers to the chemistry equations. 
" you know those are really easy to answer. " 
" hey, im talking to you. " youve ignored him, not once, not twice but three times. 
" would you please shut up? if you want to talk, whisper " glancing at lex snoring softly. 
" someones mad. " marcus looked up from whatever book he saw lying around, watching you scratch your head in confusion. 
" you know, if you need helP- ouch " marcus was met with a book that was flung into his way. another indication of you wanting him to shut up. he watched the way you looked at lex, giggling about how stupid he looks, lying on the ground breathing slowly. 
turning to your side to look at marcus, you huffed. 
“ why do act the way you are? acting so high and mighty when you are just a timid rat? “ 
“ well i did- “
“ didnt burn the orphanage down. fuckface did. “ you deadpanned.
“ ho- how did you.. “ marcus began sinking into the chair, realizing that you had figured him out which scared him. 
“ i know who fuckface is, marcus. “ you slowly advance towards him.
“ and something is telling me that he is after you.. for stealing his name.” you ran a finger against his neck, gesturing that fuckface was coming for his head. 
“ so, if i were you, id start running. “ you whispered, faces inches from his. lips close enough that if one of you were to lean in, your lips would be connected. 
marcus thought it was going to happen, everything you said flew out of his mind as he could only think of you. he would never admit it, but he was greatly attracted to you when he saw you in school. he felt something turn in his stomach, the undeniably annoying heat that he was tremendously feeling. so when you pulled away, he was caught off guard. jumping back onto your bed, you sighed happily, as if nothing ever happened between you two. 
“ i know the fucking game youre playing, ( name ) . “ marcus whispered. 
“ oh do you now ? “ you smiled softly. 
it was when marcus pushed your books away from your bed, moving towards you. once he was in the same eye length with you, he whispered, “ may i? “
it didnt have to be a verbal response, it was plenty to understand that you wanted it too. 
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@superpositvecloudshipper
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luffyvace · 2 months
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helooo can i request saiki x reader bf texts please? thank you so much !! anything is fine honestly as long as its saiki content i miss him 😭😭😭😭
ooooou I haven’t got a request like this yet and it seems very fun!! No problem hun <3
IKR after you finish the anime it feels like such limited content is left for the saiki k fandom!! 😭😭
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💓💗 Saiki and his boyfriend~ 💗💓
“Wanna go get some coffee jelly”
“This is oddly specific but can you tell the magician outside to leave please?”
”can you keep aiura and torisuka distracted so I can leave school?”
”thanks I’ll pay you back in (favorite thing)”
”let’s meet at the arcade”
”I’m annoyed my mom is forcing me to go outside but I know I’m gonna run into kaido”
”please come with me to make this more bearable”
”don’t forget to study for that test”
convos :3
”how do I make friends with that average guy from the other class without seeming weird”
”Kusuo idk just go up to him and talk to him 😭”
”yeah but if I don’t have something to talk about it’ll be awkward and my likeability meter will go down”
”can you figure out his interests for me so I can talk to him?”
”what? YOU do it 🤦”
”no i can’t the nuisances will find me”
convo 2 ;P
“Do you wanna come shopping with me?”
”your not gonna invite the nuisances too are you?”
”no kusuo 😭”
”oh okay well no”
“I'm NOT!”
“I know but nuisance number 4 just showed up”
”at your house?”
”no at the mall”
”ohh well fine 🤦”
convo 3
”can I borrow your bike nendo broke mine”
”HOW?”
”idk he sat on it”
”WHAT LOLL”
”I need it so I don’t have to go shopping with my dad”
”why is that so bad?? 😭”
”because he starts begging for things at the store”
”??”
“Isn’t he a grown man?”
”yeah I know that’s why I need to borrow your bike”
”sure babe..😭🤦”
convo 4
”my mom wants you to come over for dinner”
”oh alright!”
”no”
“??”
”say your sick”
”kuu why? 😭😭”
”can’t I come over??”
”no my parents are embarrassing”
”LOL”
”but I’ve come over plenty of times before tho”
”I know but, please just don’t come over”
”what’s happening??”
”fine. My dad wants to play a prank on someone because when he try to scare me it didn’t work. So I need you to come over and pretend to be scared so my mom doesn’t kill me”
”what?? So now I’m supposed to come over?”
”let’s just get it over with”
”you go through so much I swear 😭💗”
convo 5
”when you come over and my mom asks if you wanna meet my brother say no”
”whaaat but I kinda wanna meet him”
”say no”
”for both of our sakes”
”if you don’t go I won’t have to either”
”fine 😒”
convo 6
”goodnight kuu”
”goodnight m/n”
convo 7
“I hear nuisance number 4 isn’t showing up to school today”
”no she isn’t”
”rejoice. God is real.”
”KUSUO 😭😭”
convo 8
“your driving home today right? Can I hitch a ride? Nuisance number 1 is here”
”wait which nuisance is that again?”
”how can you forget? It’s the second most terrible one. Nuisance 1 is nendo”
”OHH YEAHH”
”hurry he’s coming”
”YEAH MEET ME AT THE CAR LOL”
convo 9
”come with me to nuisance number 2’s house so I don’t have to go alone”
”kaido right? he’s not so bad right? I can’t I have homework”
”no he’s just really weird and cringe and awkward”
“I’ll wait”
”okay 😭”
convo 10
“can I come over and we can watch that show you recommended me?”
”yeah sure any time kuu”
”you really don’t have to ask, I could get you a spare key if you want”
”yes an emergency escape route in case of nuisance surprises”
”WOW OK”
”and you ig”
convo 11
”that was sweet. what you did for them”
“Yeah I guess they’re not so bad for now”
”for now Kusuo?”
”you sound like my mom”
”actually, that’s not an insult I love your mom”
”I know”
”WYM 😭”
”you hug her more than I do”
”well that proves smth 🤨🤨”
”eh. I’ll get her a gift”
”good cuz she’s awesome 😙”
convo 12
“let’s finish playing that game you have”
”NO”
”WHY IT WAS SO FUNNY”
”you have never even played it he’s so annoying”
”LOLL YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TELL HIM TO DIE THO”
”you wouldn’t even think it’s funny if I hadn’t have told you”
”come on at least least me see the chapter you said you hated”
”you just wanna see me suffer”
”If I did I wouldn’t have distracted hairo for you earlier”
”FINE”
”LOL YIPPIE I’m coming over as soon as I’m done with my homework 🙂”
”😒”
convo 13
“How do I transfer to class 2”
”you just wanna be with satou don’t you”
”you don’t know how?”
”no kuu, I don’t 🤦”
convo 14
“I have to go visit my grandparents and my granddad is really awkward come with me”
“I’D LOVE TO MEET THEM”
”why do you love my family so much?”
”they’re strange”
”I love YOU 😒”
”are you calling me weird”
”in what way are you normal mister magic powers with weird friends and family who also has to stop a volcano from erupting yearly”
”those are just ordinary daily tasks”
”now your coming right?”
”I should leave you”
”you wish you were normal so bad”
”when are we going”
”on second thought you can stay here”
”STOP BEING SALTY IM COMING”
”NOW TELL ME WHEN”
convo 15
”let’s reschedule the coffee jelly date for Sunday”
”it’s too chaotic”
”it’s Friday”
”I know I’m dreading the weekend”
”my poor kuu 😭”
”stop”
”you sound like my mom again”
*read* 1:39pm
LOL I LOVE CONVO 10-15 😊😈 (it got more chaotic as it went on- 😭)
muahahahahhaha hope you enjoyed! these were quite fun :3
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Riordanverse Characters as quotes by people i know have said
dedicated to @lord-of-pterodactyls, i know you asked for friends in particular but i’m broadening it as even people i consider my nemeses (old ass philosophy teacher) are funny
Percy: i truly feel as if nothing will ever incapsulate my being as truly as the singing monsters water wubbox
Annabeth: *screaming from adjoining room* GET LOST APPLE MUSIC PRIVACY
Piper: *in bikini* i don’t like people with big boobs
Jason: *trying to compliment piper* your hair looks like dementia
Leo: *emerging from the stinky depths of his room after being in there for 16 hours straight and no showers with clothes from 5 days ago, red scabs all over his body and lips so dry it looks like a snake shedding its old skin by how crusty it is* guys on a scale from 1 to 10 how sexy do i look rn?
Hazel: *yeets her foot out and jiggles her toes menacingly at people she dislikes as an intimidation tactic because her toes are particularly hideous*
Frank: *after literally being targeted by a racial ‘joke’* worse than that, you white people eat spam
Grover: *pats air purifier* a good trusted friend
Nico: *drifts into hazel’s room* bro i ain’t even gonna lie, the holidays are better than the black plague *leaves room before she can question him further*
Reyna: *sleeptalking* stallion le meghan
Rachel: *pretending her coloured markers are vapes*
Thalia: *pointing at luke* my bro be the victim and the perpetrator
Tyson: *when talking about doing math* all i have are my fingers and a dream
Clarisse: *sees a sick person in bed* you’re looking pretty vulnerable *proceeds to ransack their room and steal their sheets like some gremlin*
Octavian: i am THE riddler *speaks in riddler voice and puts on devious little expression* what is... a curtain?
Will: *sees a dying person and looks pointedly at nico* and thats because they didnt take their cenovis vitamin c
Luke: i am constantly one snap away from either committing homicide or suicide
Apollo: *feeling face after new skincare routine* gosh my face feels as soft as a silicone tit
Meg: *pointing at apollo after redemption arc* YOU WON’T GO TO HEAVEN BECAUSE YOU ARE A COMMUNIST!
Magnus: *eating falafel* this is an orgasmic experience
Samirah: *substituting random words in english for arabic and not realising no one understands what she’s saying*
Alex: *laughing at the death threats she gets online after posting a meme about BTS in the military*
Blitz: *does something naughty* omg sorry im such a libra(^ν^)
Hearth: *walks into room* god is dead.
Carter: *walking into sadie’s room visibly upset with a box of cadbury favourites* here take them. if you don’t im going to eat them all. please, dont make me do this
Sadie: take a shit and be late to school or dont take the shit and be on time hell loop
Zia: my top artist on spotify this year will be xi jinping’s wife
Walt: *simply, appreciatively and completely without context* yeah, buddha is a pretty amazing guy
Anubis: i dislike being emo because i can only go as death note characters for halloween
Bast: *absolutely entranced by watching love island uk and is just repeating everything any person says back in a treacherous essex accent*
Bes: *walking into classroom full of young teens with an oversized ‘free james assange’ shirt* today i am a nice, trendy leftist. tomorrow, who knows?
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yourtouchismidas · 5 months
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Thinking about your posts where you said people at Gigi’s school don’t particularly like Matty. Could we get a blurb of maybe RG and Matty or just Matty showing up at the school to pick up Gigi and a parent or school staff member confronts him? Maybe he gets to defend himself or even Gigi does?
matty is at the school gates with his hands in his pockets. it's chilly, and matty is tired. he is always tired. work is long and there's always people wanting things, wanting him, his words, his time, his thoughts. all he wants right now, is to watch his little girl's face light up when she sees him at the school gates, is to hold her hand as they walk home to you, is to hear about her art project or her circle time or her sums she's finding hard.
there is a group of women next to him, one in yoga pants, one in a pant suit with a skirt, one with those huge nike trainers on women are wearing these days. matty, despite his bank account, gets on more with the ones who rock up in trackies, like he is wearing now, dads who spend their evenings at the pub, mum's who work two jobs trying to get by. today he is too tired to talk to anyone. anyone except gigi, anyway, and you (you've already got the kettle on ready for his return.)
the woman are looking at him, he can feel it. he's got his eyes trained on the doors, where no children have emerged yet, still five minutes to go. one of the woman laughs. they turn to him then turn back to the group. they're all turned inwards, towards each other. one of them is kayleigh's mum. kayleigh who tells gigi she can't play with her. kayleigh who told gigi her halloween costume was stupid. kayleigh who got paint all over the table and told everyone it was gigi. gigi takes it better than him. she shrugs and says kayleigh is mean, and that she doesnt want to be friends with her, and that the teacher always knows that gigi is a good girl and wouldnt do what kayleigh blames her for. gigi says that kayleigh doesnt understand her halloween costume cos she still likes baby stuff. and matty, since he can't drop kick a six year old, has learnt to just do a half smile at kayleigh's mum, breathe and let it go.
except today he is in a bad mood and they are talking about him. he can hear it. he has heard the word "band" and "tour" and he has heard someone say "missing school" which he assumes is about gigi, because she spends some time on the road with him. he has no doubts that if he didnt bring her out to tour, then these women would complain too, about leaving her behind. there is no winning. he is a bad father. because of his career. because of everything they know about his past. everyone knows about his past.
he's trying to breathe and let it go. he's trying to pretend like he can't hear. he should move. the kids will be here soon. gigi will be here. except then he hears the words, "never here," and something inside him snaps.
"i'm here now, aren't i?" he barks at them. he tries so hard. and he misses his daughter with his whole heart when he is not with her, and do they not think, if he could, he would spend more time with her? they all look round in faux surprise, as if they are completely innocent.
"oh don't do that," matty says, "i have ears."
they all look at each other and shrug, frowning, except kayleigh's mum, who stares him out.
"we're just discussing parenting styles. that's all. and yours is... different," she says, still staring at him.
"i'd rather be on tour a few times a year, than have my daughter raised to think that it's okay to talk shit about people in the playground," he shrugs.
"can you not swear please?" one of the other mums says, "we're in a school."
"the kids aren't out yet?" matty says, gesturing at the playground, where only adults stand, "or are you deluded about that too, the same way you're deluded about the fact you were definitely talking shit about me a few seconds ago."
the door opens and kids pour out, running at parents, gigi in the doorway but not quite here yet.
"they're here now," kayleigh's mum says.
"your powers of observation astound me," he says, just as gigi cries out "daddy!" and runs at his legs.
"hi baby," he says to her, putting a big hand on her head where he neat little plaits you tied for her this morning have come loose and are wild and fraying. she looks between you and the other mums, sensing something is wrong, when kayleigh appears, thrusting something glittery into her mum's arms saying "look what i made mummy."
"oh wow that's beautiful darling," her mum says, crouching down to her to zip up her coat that is open. kayleigh starts fussing. whining.
"you ready babygirl?" matty asks, and gigi nods, putting her hand in his, as kayleigh dissolves into a full on tantrum, screaming with a red face on the floor, as the whole playground turns to her.
"kayleigh's crying," gigi says, plainly, as if it isn't obvious to everyone in the playground, or in a one mile radius.
"hmm," matty says.
"she's just getting her coat done up," gigi says, staring too, stopped.
"come on, love," he says, nudging her arm, "don't stare. it's not nice to be rude, is it?"
"no," gigi agrees.
matty starts to walk away, gigi trotting along beside him, not staring, but he does throw back one look at kayleigh's mum, who catches his eye. he waves, doing his little half smile, turning away and smirking.
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pastanest · 1 year
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if you’re wondering why I’m having to repost this, or why you were perhaps previously following me but no longer are, please refer to this post. I was able to retrieve this thanks to @rosieathena - thanks so much!! ♡
Spencer Reid x she/her!reader
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Familiar Face
“What about you, kid, did you have a crush in school?” Derek asks Spencer, a natural progression considering everyone on the team had already discussed their school crushes. Even Penelope joined in from the computer screen. It‘s a long flight, they have time.
The image of you enters Spencer’s mind as soon as the question is asked.
“No, I didnt.” He answers, the picture of you seeming to grow until it envelopes all of his thoughts.
Emily raises an eyebrow. “I think someone is telling a lie!”
This peaks the entire team’s interest, all of them leaning forward in their seats, profiling him expertly in terrifying silence.
“Alright, alright! There was a girl I had feelings for!” Spencer admits defeat under the deadly gaze of his friends, who all smile in joint victory.
“Come on kid, you’ve gotta tell us more!” Derek says, already prepared to tease the genius to no end.
Spencer sighs. “She was my best friend. My only friend, actually. Nobody could really...stand to be around me, nobody my own age, back then. The only reason I wasnt mercilessly bullied was because of her, she so fiercely defended me all the time.” He laughs fondly, losing himself to thoughts of you. “She was always much smaller than me, but she was fearless. We used to play imaginary games where we were both police officers chasing bad guys; it was her who inspired me to want to pursue a career like this. Before her, the bad guys scared me. My mom loved her, and she loved my mom, they were always laughing together whenever she came over. I can distinctly remember my heart stopping when our imaginary police games got particularly dramatic and she’d grab my hand, for just a few seconds I was allowed to believe I had a chance with her.” Spencer shakes his head, pulling himself out of his thoughts and clearing his throat. “But that was a long time ago, she has most likely forgotten all about me.”
He looks down at the case file in his hands and pretends to read it while the team exchange glances. He did his best to reveal as little personal information possible about you, so that they have no way of finding you and forcing you to see him again, but he couldnt help still feeling worried.
It had been a while since Spencer had thought of you. His mind drifted to you every so often, but he only ever let himself very shallowly recall memories of you, he wouldnt dare relive them properly. But after talking about you aloud for the first time in so many years, the dam was broken, and his mind was flooded.
Not only does he recall how his heart stopped when you held his hand, he remembers the way you’d grin every time you saw him, even if you’d only spent an hour without him. Spencer recites the countless facts he remembered specifically to tell you. He remembers every word you ever told him, from the day you met when the two of you were five years old, until the day he graduated high school at 12 and had to leave for college.
That day in kindergarten, you left the other kids you were playing with so that you could go and sit with little Spencer, who was reading a book by himself. You introduced yourself and asked him to read to you, which became an ongoing tradition in your friendship, up until the day you cried into each other before he had to leave for college. You told him you adored him, that you’d do everything in your power to stay in touch with him, and then you kissed him. Neither him nor you had ever addressed any feelings outside of friendship, and even then, neither of you said anything. It was your shared first kiss.
Spencer remembers every detail of every incident when you physically jumped in front of him to protect him from school bullies. He counted six times that you got called to the principal’s office for punching, kicking and biting people that were mean to him. It would always be Spencer who pulled you away from a fight and held you back, you werent scared at all. He remembers when you got a black eye in a particular incident protecting him, he felt so guilty that he threw up and tried to avoid you, because he thought you’d be safer and happier without him. But you found him, you always did, and you told him you’d break every bone in your body if it meant he would be safe. That was one of the moments, one of many, that made him fall so hard for you.
A week passed, a week of Spencer daydreaming of you in the same way he did all those years ago. None of the team had brought you up again, which gave him just as much relief as it did stress; he couldnt tell if they were planning something or if they’d simply moved on. Regardless, the team’s focus is presently on a case of a missing child. This case is only a short drive away, no flight necessary, which was the only pleasantry of this case.
“We contacted a CARD team investigator to assist us on this case.” Aaron briefs the team as they enter the station, and everyone nods.
The CARD team, Child Abduction Response Deployment, works to recover victims as quickly as possible and helps apprehend those responsible for taking them. There are only 60 or so agents who make up the CARD team, stationed at field offices and assigned to one of five regional teams. They are seasoned veterans of crimes against children, especially child abductions, and have received extensive training. While some local law enforcement agencies may only work one or two child abduction cases a year, CARD team agents work these kinds of cases all the time, keeping their unique skill set honed.
An officer approaches Aaron. “Agent (Y/L/N) has already started interrogating the first person on the local sex offenders list.”
Hotch nods. “Rossi, you and Prentiss speak to the first victim’s family. JJ and Derek, go and speak to Addie’s parents.” He instructs, referring to the child currently missing. “Reid and I will assist Agent (Y/L/N) with interrogations.”
Spencer feels his mouth dry up, Agent (Y/L/N)? It couldnt be, could it? The probability of that coincidence is far too low, it isnt logical, only hopeful.
The team splits up, with Spencer and Aaron heading to the interrogation room. The CARD investigator has her back to the window, sitting opposite a particularly seedy looking middle aged man.
“How many times are you and I going to meet in these circumstances, Mr. Williams?” She says, a hint of sass mixed into her authoritative tone.
“As many times as you jump to suspect me the second a kid goes missing!” Mr. Wiliams snaps back, raising his voice.
Although Spencer cant see her face, he can practically hear her raise an eyebrow sarcastically as she laughs. “Oh, you overestimate yourself, Mr. Williams. You are simply the first name on the list, there are plenty of other creeps far more capable of such a professionally executed crime. As far as Im concerned, you’re an amateur.”
Spencer smiles slightly. Hotch looks at him.
“She’s good, isnt she?”
Spencer nods. “She’ll break him in no time.”
He cant help recognising her voice as somewhat familiar, but he discards it as his mind playing tricks on him.
“Garcia said she’s quoted as the best CARD investigator in her regional team, if not the best of them all. In every case she’s worked, she’s found every child, and found them alive.”
Spencer frowns slightly, looking to Hotch. “Why did Garcia do a background check on a CARD investigator?”
There’s a flicker of panic in Aaron’s eyes, but he immediately regains composure. “She’d heard of Agent (Y/L/N) prior to this, in various articles Garcia likes to read about children who were reunited with their parents after being kidnapped. She hoped to join us on this case so that she could befriend the investigator.”
Spencer nods, that does sound like Penelope. But he couldnt shake the feeling that something was off. Penelope had never mentioned an Agent (Y/L/N) before.
“You’re obsessed with me!” Mr. Williams scoffs. “Even though Im in therapy for my inappropriate attractions, I’d rather have my dick cut off with a butter knife than sleep with you!”
The CARD investigator laughs at that, she really laughs, dramatically wiping tears from her eyes.
“Oh, now you’ve dug yourself a hole!” She says as she rises from her seat, placing her palms flat on the interrogation table and leaning over to him. “I’ve got a game for you. Why dont you go ahead and give me a list of women who would sleep with a man who can only get it up for little kids? Oh, wait, sorry, Im getting you confused with pedophiles who can get it up in the first place. You missed that train, didnt you? I also think you’re forgetting who was at your court case, and who saw the naked pictures of you that were passed around the court.” She chuckles, shaking her head dismissively as she walks around the table and leans over him from the side, her hair shielding her face from Spencer’s view.
“Sweetheart, my pinky finger would give me more satisfaction!” Agent (Y/L/N) cheers.
Mr. Williams tugs at his handcuffs, and she laughs harder.
“You’re really gonna try that with me? Do you WANT to go back in a cell? From what I remember, the other inmates dont take kindly to people like you, but Im sure you know that from your own experience, right?” She leans closer to him, Mr. Williams shrinking away from her. “Where were you at 3pm on Tuesday the 13th?” She tucks her hair behind her ear, and Spencer’s blood runs cold.
It’s you.
He knew it, the moment he heard your name, heard your voice, your laugh, he just didnt want to admit it!
“How did you find her?” Spencer asks, his voice stern.
“Garcia.” Hotch replies, neither of the men looking at each other.
Spencer nods and speed walks away, feeling his entire body heating up until he steps outside the building. He feels lightheaded, dizzy, like he’s dreaming. Before he knows it, his phone is pressed to his ear.
“You’ve reached the desk of the one and only sex goddess-“
Spencer cuts Penelope off. “How did you find her?”
He hears her swallow nervously. “W-Well, you graduated early, so I knew there was no point looking in yearbooks, but there were school pictures from before then...she was always stood next to you.”
Spencer sighs, Penelope doesnt say anything else, and he knows why. She’s worried that he’s angry with her, but he could never be. He knows that the team put her up to it for that exact reason: Garcia is the only person on the team he cant hold a grudge against, because her intentions are always nothing but kind. Without her needing to say it, Spencer knows she found you because she saw how happy he was just talking about you, she wanted to reunite the two of you. Set him up with someone that he already knew, or did, many years ago. And for that, he cant be upset with her.
“I havent seen her since I was 12, what do I say?” Spencer asks, truly lost in a situation he had not prepared himself for.
He can hear the relief in Penelope’s voice at his response. “Just be yourself! That worked when you were kids, so it’ll work now!”
Spencer looks over the door of the police station. “How can you know that?”
The smile on Penelope’s face is obvious. “You both ended up catching the bad guys.”
Spencer cant help but smile, too. It’s a strange bit of reassurance, and he appreciates it more than he can say. “Thank you.”
Penelope squeals. “Go get her!”
Then she hangs up, causing Spencer to laugh as he tucks his phone back in his pocket. He takes a few deep breaths as he stares at the door, hyping himself up before he nods to himself and walks back inside. Determination fills him as he makes his way back to the interrogation room, but the determination melts when he sees you talking with Hotch in the entrance hall. He had anticipated he’d have a few more seconds to mentally prepare, but that was gone, and so was his confidence. Spencer stops dead in his tracks, frozen to the spot.
You and Hotch smile as you talk, your eyes distracted from him by something you couldnt figure out, until they glanced at the door. Your expression fell into one of utter disbelief. Wide eyes approach Spencer at a pace that could slow time itself. Once you’re close enough, you lift your hand at the same snail speed, gently touching his cheek with your fingertips.
“Is it really you?” You whisper, such a quiet contrast to the confidence in the interrogation room.
Spencer nods, parting his mouth to speak, but then your face begins to change. A smile forms, blooming into a grin until he recognises it as the same smile you’d always give him, and quite suddenly all words lose their meaning. No amount of syllables or sentences could come close to a justified description of your beauty.
“Well, let me start by saying with complete confidence that my childhood crush on you has transcended its previous laws.” You say, blushing slightly at your own confession.
“How so?” Spencer asks with a small smile.
“Childhood crushes are supposed to end when childhood does, but here I am!” You declare, playfully mad at him.
He laughs. “Last time I saw you, you very unfairly put me in a state of shock that made me mute for an entire day.”
Your eyes widen with concern. “I did? Why!?! How!?!”
Spencer sighs. “You kissed me, and as soon as you did I couldnt function.”
“And why is that unfair?” You ask teasingly, grinning again.
“You rendered me physically incapable of responding appropriately!” Spencer states in joking accusation.
You raise an eyebrow, processing the sentiment behind his words. You take a step closer to him, standing on your tiptoes to wrap your arms around his neck. “Well, what’s a 20 year break in a conversation? I’d gladly continue it! A little less sadly this time around though, if possible.”
Spencer leans in. “Oh, that’s definitely possible.” He mumbles quietly, half a second before your lips meet his.
Spencer’s hands go to your waist, then to the small of your back, then your hips, while yours run through his hair and hold him to you, not that he’d ever try to escape. Your lips collide in the most gorgeous way, dancing together wordlessly, perfectly detailling the extent of your yearning for each other. You pull away, panting, and Spencer feels himself swell with pride noticing how impressed you are. Maybe waiting 20 years to kiss you back was good, since he got some practise in before the final test. Seeing you still recovering from his kiss, he finds confidence he never would’ve found without you.
“So, dinner tonight?”
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the-s1lly-corner · 5 months
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How about Itward x Reader where they are the parent figures for Fran?
Itward and reader raising fran together!
LOVE this idea Imma be so real i was fighting so hard not to skip all the requests that were sent in before this so I could answer this sooner but that wouldnt be fair to everyone else <\3
Hope you like this ! I must admit
I was a little stumped on this
Anyways keep sending in the itward requests I'm having so so so much fun with this man
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Lets make one thing clear; fran, at least for now within the recent events of the game, does not want you or itward to replace her parents, so please don't expect her to call either you her mom/dad/parent. Guardian, sure. But it would be a long while until she calls either you or itward a parent. The death of her parents is just all too fresh for her, and honestly she needs time to properly grieve and to come to terms with all the information she gained by the end of chapter 5
I like to headcannon that Fran grows up in Ithersta, so until KMG disproves that..!
A child in Ithersts mentions a school. While we don't see it in game, imma take that kids word for it. So fran goes to that school! As well as this I think itward home schools Fran, or at least teaches her some stuff that likely wouldn't be covered in the school!
You and itward take turns walking fran to school, as well as walking her home
Itward makes a home for you all in Ithersta, I think. Small little cozy home (I promise its not just the flying ship I pinky swear he didnt just upgrade it to make it more homey I sweeeeeeaaaar (grins))
You two working together to make sure this kid gets the best life after everything and preparing for what's to come brings you and itward together
Before you guys were just playing into the parental role but like
Guys
I dont think its pretend anymore
NOOO because imagine literally everyone else picks up on it and they're just "oh my lordy lord these two losers are in love. They're in love right in front of my salad. And they're both denying it"
Cue silly hijinks that border on tropey sparked by Fran and a few others teaming up to try to bring you and itward together
Okay back to the raising Fran thing
You tuck her in, itward reads her a story. I think that will be a ritual between you three for a while
Mr midnight curls himself up at the foot of her bed every night, too
You guys split chores
Itward helps keep the house that totally isnt an upgraded flying machine in the best shape, you guys take turns cooking dinner. Whoever doesn't cook that night does the cleaning that day. As mentioned before you guys take turn walking Fran to and from school. You also work together to help her with any homework. While itward keeps the house in working order you tend to go out and get stuff you guys may need that you cant provide for yourselves
You see itward is a bit of an introvert and likes keeping to himself, and in my personal hc I like to think that he tries to be as self sufficient as possible, so!!
You guys have a garden together!
Ponders
You guys have family game nights. Sometimes you offer some friends to join; like palontras or cogwind! Sometimes ziar or the great wizard will stop by!
Overall you three are doing your best to make sure fran grows up to have the best life she can have given the circumstances
I think itward would stop and.. assuming he can cry, tear up a little when Fran calls him dad the first time. His bones rattle a little. Bro absolutely collapses when Fran leaves the room. Hes not upset! It just took him off guard! Please rub circles into his back
Ohoh also you four go on semi frequent adventures so fran can get that sweet sweet enrichment and experience
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queerlordsimon · 1 year
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Hello! I saw your Christmas event! Cater or Azul with 6?
Christmas mission, fake date
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Day three: prompt 6 fake dating for Christmas dance. Azul ashengrotto x reader
Cw: gn reader
Authors note: none
Another thing the holidays are known for is for school kids, their schools to decide to profit off of them, and hold a dance for them. And it would again, appear that twisted wonderland was no exception to this rule.
Night raven college was a bustle of excitement, as the committee members worked on getting the cafeteria ready for their holiday dance.
The members of this committee, were Cater, Ace, Ruggie, Kalim, Lilia, Rook, Vil, Ortho, Jade, and the head of the committee, Azul.
All the preparations were well underway, the work of the members surprisingly going smoothly. Well, almost smoothly.
“So Azul-” the octopus in question jumped slightly, at the slippery eels appearance.
“Ah, yes jade?” he hummed, looking up from the paper work he was looking at, making sure everything was to be going smoothly. “Did something happen to the budget?” the eel shook his head.
“Not at all, all normal dance preparations are underway correctly” the silver haired boy raised an eyebrow.
“Then what is it?”
“Well, with this years addition of the new prefect, it seems more emotional preparations are taking place. And it seems many people are itching to ask them to join them for the plesantrys. “ the eel smiled his usual smile. “I was just coming to inform you, and to be polite and ask if you were looking to ask, before i release Floyd from his bounds to ask them himself.” the octopus scoffed and looked back down at the paperwork again.
“What do you take me for, a middle schooler? Go ahead and release him. Hes free to try. And Jade, please do not interrupt me again for such arbitrary questions again.” the eel nodded.
“Of course” and left.
And boy, did that mer boy regret saying those words afterwards.
The teasing alone was enough.
Though by the next day, y/n had came and hid themselves in his office, shaking their head. The octopus had raised an eyebrow at the entry, giving them a glance.
“Well good afternoon prefect, to what do i owe the honor of a visit by the most sought after student at night raven?” y/n groaned.
“Dont remind me, azu. “They huffed, sitting on the couch. Azul almost blushed at the context of the nickname, though the prefect had called them it before. They were friends, after all. “Why is everyone so obsessed with asking me out for the dance?” Azul stood up from his desk, getting two mugs after making some tea in them, and walked over to the couch, sitting next to them and handing them the mug as they talked.
“I have no idea, n/n. Im in a similar boat, the twins are pestering me to ask you.” he hummed, sipping his tea. y/n nodded.
“I know right? Why cant people leave us alone and stay out of our personal business. Floyd nearly tackled me yesterday to start his barrage of asks. “ azul nodded.
“Ah yes, if i remember his grumbles correctly, you told him to go suck a pufferfish? Though he seemed to think you didnt know those were poisonous.” y/n laughed, and azul cracked a small, rare genuine smile
“Yeah, well. Ill do it again if i have to.” y/n hummed, sipping their tea, before a quick spark came to their eyes. “I know something that will solve both of our problems.” azul smiled playfully.
“What, we kill the twins and the rest of the school and run away?” y/n chuckled and shook their head
“Nooooo, a much less violent method. We pretend like were going together more than friends so everyone backs off” azul hid a flustered cough into his mug.
“And why would you suggest that?” he hummed, playing it cool. y/n rolled their eyes.
“Because it is the best solution. Well know that were not actually going together more than friends, but the others will not have a clue. It gets the harassment off my back, and the twins off your back, for at least that purpose. “ y/n hummed. Azul contemplated, before nodding.
“I see. By all means, that does sound like a better, less death involved idea.” he smiled. “I will accept this idea. “ y/n laughed at his phrasing.
“Well alright then. We will go to the dance together. “ they hummed. “Oh, and thank you, azu” they hummed, finishing their mug, “ill see you around, ill take my mug back to the kitchen” they nodded, before taking their leave, in which azul closed the door behind them, locking it before grabbing a couch pillow and burying his face in it to let out an exasperated screech.
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The good news was it got them off of y/ns back, and partially off azuls.
The bad news was the teasing azul received afterwards, and the fact that he had to coordinate with them.
Were not even gonna get into the hassle of it all.
Dance night.
Azul had several last minute things to do, so he had gotten ready earlier in the day. y/n was to arrive with their first year friends, later, as he did have the stuff to do. The lighter blue tux he was wearing was fairly nice.
Now it was a half an hour after the start of the dance, and he was still waiting for y/n. He was naturally curious as to where they had gotten off too, but besides that he was actually slightly upset, thinking he did get stood up. Though once he realized, he had scolded himself internally. They were just going fake, as friends, to get others off of their backs.
So why did the idea of getting stood up hurt so much?
While he was in his thoughts about that, completely over analyzing his own feelings, y/n had appeared, and smiled playfully, waving a hand in front of his face.
“Yo hoo, wonderland to azu, come in azu, are we safe on wonderland?” azul snapped out of it, coughing his embarrassment away, as y/n chuckled. “You ok?”
“Mhm, sorry about that. What kept you up?” he coughed, smiling sharply. y/n chuckled again.
“Grim was refusing to put on the new bow, getting him into it was a struggle. Im sorry. “ they smiled mischeviously, “sorry for making you feel you got stood up” azul flushed the lightest bit.
“No such thing. I knew something had to be holding you up. “ he smiled, offering his elbow. “Let me show you where everything is.” he lead them around, to the food station, and the drinks, and the photo booth, which of course, they had to take a picture together, cause otherwise it wouldnt look like they were on a date. And why not get a picture, if you know your just friends.
Before floyd shoved them into the dance area, forcing them to dance before they got in the way of the other dancing people. Azul was quick on his feet, and good at the dancing, surprising y/n, as he had always refused to dance. Now y/n was the one who couldnt dance well, quickly trying to follow with their partner.
“So i hope you didnt have to work too hard on getting the event done” azul smiled proudly.
“Well, i did. But it turned out very well for it.” he hummed, y/n nodded.
“Well, im glad your proud of it.” y/n smiled warmly, and azuls head did a flip behind his ribs. (if he has any) “now you get to enjoy your hard work” azul nodded
“Exactly. Work hard to enjoy your hard work” y/n chuckled.
“Mhm.” they stopped them towards the edge of the floor, to not be in the way. “I would like to thank you for your hard work.” azul tilted his head.
“You already have” y/n smiled softly, before kissing his cheek. And azul froze, highly confuse.
“Thank you for your hard work azu, for helping me, for setting this up so well. Everything.” they hummed. Azul blinked rapidly. And y/n chuckled. “What, not what you anticipated, mr business man?” azul spluttered, and was very visibly flustered, y/n pulled away from the dancing position, as their friends were calling for them. “Merry christmas azu.”
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I apologize for this being late, had alot of emotion stuff go down the day i was to post this, so here it is now. It is gonna be one of the longer ones for this thing, i just thought it was such an in character prompt idea, i wanted to do it justice. Requests are still open for this event, to find the request information, click HERE. thank you so much for requesting @lucky-cleric . i hope i did well. And i have one more to post tonight.
-queer.lord
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breadboylovin · 6 months
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28 :3
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
omg this question is JUICY. strap in yall im telling you guys the tale of the insane girl i liked in freshman year of high school whose antics landed me in therapy for like the past 4 years
under the cut cus idk how long this will get. also this is from this ask meme
okay so we met online thru the bts fandom. she lived 2 hours away from me and we had a 2 year age difference (i was 15 she was 17)
the first ?!!?!? thing about her was that she was writing like INSANE bts porn fanfic (and i mean insane like. everything she published had at least one ao3 content warning on it) despite being underage. i learned about this in like april 2018 but i was too head over heels for her to care. in june 2018 we finally met irl and went to a science museum and she told me about some of the insane shit she was writing IN THE FOOD COURT while i was trying to eat a shitty subway sandwich. like wow
anyway summer passes and we have a bunch of relationship drama. im not getting into it too much (ive talked enough about it in therapy LOL) but we didnt date, it was an unrequited love thing where she kinda just exploited me for validation cus she was super depressed. anyway at some point we start talking less but she sends me her tumblr discourse blog. and then in september 2018 i found out she blocked me from it so i checked why and SHE HAD TURNED INTO A FULL-ON TERF while pretending she was still cool with our basically all-trans friend group. so naturally i show everyone else and we kick her out of all our gcs. at some point after that she also detransitions (she was a trans guy before which was why i liked her. cus im gay)
so i dont talk to her at all after that because why would i. technically i sent her an apology for something that id fucked up on but that wasnt like... a normal friend conversation yknow. and i assumed that she had figured out that she fucked my whole shit up and i wanted nothing to do with her. but APPARENTLY NOT because in august 2019 i woke up one day with several messages from her on twitter where she was like "omg this new hurricane made me think of you (we both live in florida and this was when hurricane dorian hit us) ^___^ how have you been?? im doing so good im in [MY SISTER'S COLLEGE] for biology and having a great time"
needless to say i was flabbergasted. im pretty sure i had literally woken up from a nightmare ABOUT HER that day and now i had to deal with shaking with anxiety so bad that i could barely talk to my mom over breakfast. i initially tried to be nice and be like "haha wow i havent heard from you in a long time... ummmm if you see me on your campus while im visiting my sister please dont talk to me". but then i went to therapy that night and left mad as hell so the next day i told her off and was basically like "i want nothing to do with you and if you talk to me again ill throw rocks at you". and that was the last time i talked to her
last i heard about her online she had been run off of insane bts porn twitter for being a terf. then she started writing insane porn about figure skaters and got run off of THAT twitter circle too. i hope she never knows peace again god bless
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qualityempathshoebear · 6 months
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Obsession Session (As promised)
Ok so let me show you how delusional i am by telling you as much as i can remember about the boy. Ill call him ceaser salad for now. So basically, me, him, and my friend from sociology talked and laughed, and even played heads and tails together. Once the open-evening was over he headed out before us, and me and my friend went to say bye to our teacher. My friend got picked up by her dad and I decided to go to my busstop down in town, I passed by the busstop closest to the school and figured I would get on the bus to take me to town rather than walking down, but for some reason I decided to not get on the bus. I dont know if it was because I had seen ceaser salad in front of me or because i simply didnt feel like it. But the point is that i didnt get on the bus. I walked up to him instead. We stood next to eachother at the crossing stop light and waited for the sign to turn green. Two girls came up behind us and i used it as an excuse to turn my head and pretend like I had just noticed him standing there.
We gave eachother weird looks and then he began talking to me, or maybe i did to him? I cant remember. Regardless, we were talking. He poked fun at my accent any chance he got, told me I was smart, and even made fun of me for waiting on green lights before crossing the road (as if he hadnt stood and waited there himself; which makes the delusional side of my brain think he was waiting for me). We talked about movies and i told him about how scary movies were my favourite. I feel like he was constantly fliring with me, but i dont know if im just delusional. When we got to another road crossing thingy (I have no clue what theyre cllaed) I told him to "click the button" so we could cross, to which he stopped in his tracks in front of it and said "what do you say after that?". It took me a moment to realise what he meant so we said "please" at the same time. He then clicked the button and said "there are your manners". I just responded with scoffed chuckle. THAT SURE FEELS LIKE FLIRTING TO ME. We then walked for a while longer and he asked if i drank, I told him "not really" and asked if he did, he said he drinks but only on "special occasions", whatever that means. I asked if he vaped, he said he didnt, and i told him i would have bullied him if he did. We then saw the aftermath of a car crashing into a pole by mcdonalds, and I said "thats what happens when you dont wait for the light to turn green before crossing" he then very sheepishly responded "no, thats what happens when you cant fucking drive". He then stopped by the scene because he said he was planning on "being nosy" to which i obviously scolded him for inserting himself into peoples car-crashes. He asked if i was turning left, I said yes. I waved bye to him, although im not sure if he did the same, and then we parted ways. I only then realised I hadnt gotten his socials, but I feel like he would have asked me if he wanted mine. To be fair, if he had asked me after we parted, i wouldnt have been able to hear him over the noise. I havent been able to get him out of my head and its honestly ruining my mood, because I know ill probably never see him on camous again and even if i did i doubt hed talk to me or is even thinking of this encounter the way I am. I feel like he maybe just has a flirty personality because he was kind of like that when we were hanging out with my friend. Ugh I just need to forget about him, but I honestly hope he lowkey is thinking about me too. I wasnt wearing any makeup (not even mascara), and my hair was fucked and matted, there is just no way he actually likes me. UGHHH this is so annoying. Anyways ill end this here because ill just hate myself if i keep thinking about this, plus ive got exams coming up i cant be thinking about this. Byeeee.
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Hurt him and you're dead.
It didn't take long for Robin to realize that Vance and Finney had feelings for each other.Though it's in his protective nature,this time it was different.He saw Finney as a little brother he never had,and just the thought of Vance hurting him made Robin go into rage.
One day,while walking to school this morning,he spotted Finney and Vance,laughing together.This threw him into RAGE.What if that blonde motherfucker hurts him?! He'll sure as hell,not let that slide.
Later that afternoon,Finney sees Robin standing alone.
"Robin!Hi!"
Finney yelled as he rushed in to give Robin a hug.Robin obviously hugs him back but barely trying to contain his emotions of anger.
"you won't believe it!"
Finn said,all jumping.
"me and Vance Hopper are now friends!"
He said,smiling the widest he ever did.
Of course,in order to not upset Finney,Robin had to pretend that everything's fine and that he's happy and cool with it.He knows damn well they like each other but,didnt say anything about it
"that's..great!"
He said,trying to hide his anger.
Vance approached them.
"hey Finn"
Vance said as he patted Finn's head.
"oh,hey Vance!"
Finney said,happily.
"I didn't see you all afternoon!"
Finn whined as he clinged onto Vance.
"Wanna hang out after school?"
Vance asked,smiling.
"I'd love to!Can Gwen come?"
Finney asks,he really tries to include his sister as much as he can since she doesn't have many friends of her own.
"of course she can!"
Vance replied,smiling.
Robin inhales angrily.
Finn looks at his watch.
"oh,I gotta go!I have to go.See you guys!"
Finn hugs Vance and runs fastly.
Vance smiled.
"isn't he just the sweetest?"
Vance said,as he stared at Finney.
"too sweet for you,asshole."
Robin grabs Vance's choker.
"listen here you intolerant piece of garbage.If I ever see you hurt,or even dare to say something shitty about him,I'm going to bury six feet under-"
Robin wasn't even done with his "threatening" but Vance threw him to the ground in order to protect himself.
"same goes to you,you little cunt"
Vance said,trying to contain his anger.
Robin gets up from the ground.
"You don't understand.I love Finney like he's my brother.You're just a stranger."
Robin said,being angry but at the same time being very worried for Finney.
" you don't understand how I feel about him either.Finney is the only reason why I'm even alive,for the first time I've been completely over the heels in love!"
Vance said,trying to explain his feelings too.
"How should I know how you feel about him?I mean you're Vance fucking Hopper afterall!How should I know if you're not gonna hurt him?!"
"Because I care about him more than anyone!Morning,Noon,Night..whatever time of the day it is,I will be there for him and love him no matter what."
Vance said.If we're being honest,Robin likes the way Vance speaks, considering he's very well spoken.
"..Please Vance.Im begging you,don't fuck this up.He's already feeling all shitty with his bullies and at home.Be that person who's his escape,his way to calm down and be happy."
Vance smiled at this.
"I promise I'll protect him with my life."
Vance said,confidently.
"I guess..you're not that much of an ass afterall."
Robin laughed.
"I judged you too hard."
Vance said.
"seems like i judged you more.I mean you've never threatened me or-"
"no,but I did have my opinions on you,how selfish you are,how you don't care how people feel.I now understand how you feel when you love someone."
Vance explained.
"Dude I wanted to stab you from how much I hated you,heh"
Robin said,laughing.
That made the two boys chuckle a bit.
"I know we have tough feelings about each other but,let's work them out,for Finney."
Vance said,smiling and stretching out his hand.
"For Finn."
Robin smiles as they shake hands.
"well Hopper,you're not that bad afterall"
Robin stated as he put his arm around Vance's shoulder.
"You're not that bad too,Arellano."
Vance replied,as they both walked together,already feeling like best friends.
I know this is a very bad fanfic, @everlyofficial ,I just wanted to say thank you for being a good friend.I have zero problem with writing this again if you need me to.
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daehee · 11 months
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Chapter 5
Come Here Baby Girl I Wanna Kiss You
When the four of us arrived the party was already in full swing. I thought it would be like the cliché high school parties with lots of people, loud music, and alcoholic drinks, but it turned out to be a smaller, more exclusive sort of party. There weren't that many people there, only the main people from my dance class. Everybody was just chilling on the couches in the living room. All in all, about twenty people including us.
"Ohhh heyyyy. It's the newbieesss!" Keita and I were greeted by some guy who seemed really energetic. Keita and him did some sort of complex handshake... seems like he had made a lot of friends already.
"I'm Eric, you must be Akahana Ezihe... gotta admit, you're way hotter than I expected for a 15 year old." I glared at Keita.
"Does everyone already know my age?"
"Sorry... was just being honest. I cant lie."
"There is a thing called... not talking about it or me, you should practice it."
"Haha very funny, plus no one caressss, why are you so sensitive about it. As long as you don't act like some booby sucking toddler nobody will even notice."
"He's right though. I don't give a shit, you seem chill. Come on sit, sit, make yourself at home. Want anything to drink?"
"Got any Fanta?"
"Uhh yeah, orange and berry."
"Berry."
"Aight, I'll be back."
Eric returned with my drink and I plopped down onto the couch next to Keita. I opened the bottle and took a sip of my favorite flavor of soda. Keita took the bottle from me and took a sip.
"Are yall like... dating?" I choked on my spit in response to that question.
"I'm sorry what?"
"Are yall dating... your always hugging, holding hands... sharing the same drink."
"Dude... he's my best friend. We've been friends since I was like 4 and he was... I don't even know 6?"
"Yeah, our parents became best friends when they moved from Australia and then we grew up hanging out together. I was her-..."
"No need to go that far." I said cutting him off and slapping my hand over his mouth. He wrenched my hand off of his mouth and held my wrist tightly pushing me back into the couch playfully.
"Ouhh... embarrassing childhood stories, please continue."
"No, please don't continue."
"I was-." I once again slapped my hand over his mouth, but he grabbed both my wrists first and held them so I couldn't escape. I kept wrestling with him as he continued his story.
"I was her babysitter... when we... were kids. She al-... yah I'm gonna kill you Hana... She always... dragged me to her... dance studio, and made me practice with her."
As the group watched us wrestle, chuckles could be heard. Everybody loved watching us fight like children.
"Y'all are so cute. You'd make the cutest couple." Eric said, knowing it would annoy me more.
"Oh my gosh, we would not." Keita then started pretending to kiss me in response.
"Yah Keita! Get your crusty lips away from me."
"Nooo come here baby girllll. I wanna kiss youuuu." I started laughing uncontrollably at his mocking tone of voice as he kept pulling me back to him. Finally he pulled me so hard that I couldn't push him away and his lips landed on my cheek. I didn't really react because I had been laughing so hard, plus it wasn't like we hadn't ever kissed before.
"See you didnt even react to him kissing you. It's like you two are already dating."
"That's just because it was only a kiss on the cheek, I'd freak out if it was anywhere else."
"Mhm sure, I bet he was your secret first kiss." My face reddened at this because Keita was indeed my first kiss. Keita laughed out loud and our reactions were obvious.
"Oh... wow... ok I guess it aint a secret now. How and why did yall kiss?"
"It wasnt really on purpose..." I said quietly, covering my blushing face.
"Are you kidding, there is no way that was an accident. You were so madly in love with me back then. I bet you 100 bucks you did it on purpose."
"Oh my god I did not. I was not in love with you, it was a harmless crush."
"Ouhhh so we did like each other at one time?"
"No... she liked me at one time."
"Right because you cant look like a pedo falling for a girl two years younger than you?"
"Oh nah it had nothing to do with her age. She's never really felt younger to me. I was just too dumb to notice her feelings, otherwise we probably would've dated."
"Awh so you liked her after she liked you?"
"Yeah... kinda missed my chance."
"Y-you liked me?" Keita looked at me as if he had forgotten I was sitting right next to him.
"Oops... late confession. Yes I did." I didn't really have a response. I just kinda sat there with my mouth open in shock.
"You may now kiss the bride." Eric said in a mockingly priestly voice. I think Keita noticed my shock and sort of awkwardness.
"You ok babe?" He asked quietly. Eric was engaged in another conversation with someone else.
"C-cam you not call me that please."
"Oh come on Hana, don't let something stupid in our past change our relationship now."
"T-this isn't in my past Keita, I just found out. Honestly you're right I was in love with you. Both of us know that doesn't just go away."
"Do you mean you still have feelings for me?"
"I-I don't know. I fell for you really hard, really fast, but I was also really young. I don't really know if that qualifies as love but I thought it was. It took me a while to get over you but I finally did and I don't plan on enduring the pain of loving you for a second time."
"The pain?"
"Yeah because you didn't like me back, and it's pretty clear you don't like me now."
"What? Hana I never said that."
"Oh so you do like me now? Just because it'll be a defining factor of if I like you back or not?"
"That's not what I meant babe. I just mean to say I was in love with you too. I thought you didn't like me back so I also made myself get over it."
"Whatever Keita, I don't wanna talk about it right now."
"Are you mad at me?"
"A little."
"For?"
"Not telling me sooner. You're the only one I wanted to end up with. I still think that maybe in the end after we've had our fun, it'd be nice to end up together and be childhood sweethearts, but I'm not planning my life around that."
"Well just so you know, I'm not leaving you. No matter who you date, no matter who you marry, we will always be best friends."
"Don't worry, I didn't plan on letting you go."
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The intro post for this story has all the chapters listed.
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so called trio
SO I have 2 friends and we always hangout together in school (yk what friends usually do), but today she was kind of distant to us which never happend. I'm not really a smart person and thought she was being her usually self.
In lunch break she was hangingout with other friends of her. They are kind of racist and keep calling me linglong or lingling,but we are not even really close.
When we were all home ,she randomly texted that she wanted to do nothing with us anymore and i didnt take her serious since her way of talking was different. She told us that it got boring and nothing was funny anymore. She then said that I'm a pick me girl that always knows nothing whats going,pretending that I always know better than everyone and that they all have to respect me. She thought that i pretend to be dumb,clumsy ,forgettable,that i act as a 4 year old and that she has to explain the same thing over and over again,after that she left the groupchat along with blocking us both.
I felt confused and didnt what to do,she was fine yesterday with us tho-.Now I thinking what i have done to make her mad.I thought she should atleast talked it out with us so we can fix the problem together.
Actually she is really a nice friend and always standing up for herself (i thought she was really cool for that,maybe because she is an ENTP??)
So i want to hear you opinion on this, I dont know if i'm selfish or should i talk to her tomorrow or let it be?
(please let don't mind my grammar)
I think it’s because she found new more “cool” friends and now she’s afraid for some reason that you’d be embarrassed her and thats why she no longer be with you anymore.
In this case, I would let it be. I know you’ve been friends for a long time and it hurts but you don’t have to apologize. Here again we sees who is a true friend and who is not. However, you still have another friend.
If your friend doesn’t know how to talk about problems in a timely manner and ends up saying her thing in such a stubborn way, you don’t have to deal with it. Self-esteem and self-respect are good things. If she apologizes later, try to talk things over with him. But be careful. It may have a ulterior motive.
It should probably be added that I’m a little paranoid and I don’t really have much friends. But because of this, I have not had any problems either.
If u have more problems I may try solve them. Hope you have great day :)
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w0rmstuff · 2 years
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Dead Gay Wizards // Incorrect Quotes
marauders era characters as things I've said by letting my intrusive or weird thoughts verbalise because I have 0 filter....
ill add to this each time i find myself saying something funny, worrying and unfiltered...
italics mean it's from a friend, teacher or family members, bold means it's me.. just for context..
warnings: swearing, self destructive behaviour, body parts, abuse, trauma, teeth, intrusive thoughts
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james: don't lay on the grass! it's wet!
sirius: like your mum *winks*
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remus: do you ever think about jumping out the second or third story window because you can't get your life together?
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peter: this butter chickpea is schmackin
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marlene: does your neighbour ever give you lemons? *pauses for 30 seconds* man im so glad I don't have to sew my vagina shut
lily: how does your vagina relate to your neighbours lemons????
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remus: have you ever wondered what it'd be like to shoot yourself, then have to use your fingers to dig the bullet out?
james: uh, no, are you okay?
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mcgonagall: just for fun, *looks at the marauders* if you could speak to any animal what would it be?
james: but we're already speaking to you? *immediately regrets it*
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barty jr: i can hide a body so no one finds it and will never know what i did
regulus: care to share?
barty jr: no, i don't want you killing me and dumping my body!
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sirius: *runs across tables, with peter in his animagus form*
remus: don't trip
james: don't fall
regulus: please fall
marlene: please trip
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peter: *drinks tea*
sirius: *says something funny*
peter: *snorts and liquid comes out his nose* why is it spicy
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lily: can i sell my uterus on the black market?
marlene: no, throw it at the government
lily: mass attack
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sirius: you look like a pear
regulus: you look like a neglected child, oh wait, you are
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james: i require stimulation *jumps up on table*
mcgonagall: hop down. that's paperwork
james: *remains on chairs and tables*
dorcas: you'll fall
james: of course i won't *then stumbles off chairs and grabs the air for support* woo, my life flashed before my eyes
remus: maybe listen? to warnings?
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marlene: you radiate small dick energy, Sirius will become your step dad if you keep going
sirius: I definitely will
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remus: *sees peter flicking a skewer around in his hands* ever wander how much force it'd take to stab a wooden skewer into your forearm?
james: *sees rem pick up a skewer* rEM nO!
marlene: how cool would it be to wear your baby or wisdom teeth as jewellery? 
lily: mar, that’s not cool. you’re weird, and making us mildly worried..
marlene: i think it would just be so epic to walk into a class or store with your teeth hanging from your ears or neck. 
james: *overs the conversation* just promise you won’t take ours whilst we sleep
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muggle studies professor: did you know, the panda is actually useless? it has no significant job in nature... 
sirius: is that why you’re a pand- sorry professor
muggle studies professor: *stunned* uh , moving on. 
james: just look, it comes out white, see?
sirius: *snorts* 
peter: what?
remus: are you aware of what you just said? 
james: yeah? it comes out whi- oh.
* riding on the hogwarts express, returning to school* 
remus: have you ever just wanted to hang out the side of a car and let your arm drag across the barbed wire fences they use for cows, to see how it would look all shredded and see how long it would take to entirely lose an arm or die??
peter: um. cant say i have. 
james: say moony, you feeling alright there, lad?
remus: oh, yeah i’m fine. our minds work in mysterious ways, dont they? *smiles innocently* 
james: they say on your knees is the best place to be
sirius: yeah, for sucking dick!
james: i was reading the church sign sirius, i didnt need your input about your time with moony
peter: maybe you could pretend you dont suck??
sirius: please, i do plenty of sucking just for his benefit
remus: no, you suck because your a bottom and like to be used because your parents found you useless. 
sirius: *flushes red* 
peter: my cue to leave * dragging james with him *
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cainightfics · 1 year
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hello! i think i remember you saying you have a degree in english (if i hallucinated this, please feel free to disregard this ask). this is probably a very silly question, but do you find what you learned from your degree to be helpful when writing fics? or is it mostly not applicable to what you write? anyway, i hope you're doing well! i really like your mr robot works! :)
yeah i do have an english degree!! wow i cant believe u remember that lol. to be honest im lazy as hell and really slacked off throughout my degree... like i read maybe half of the stuff i was assigned lmfao 💀 despite this i managed to get really good grades, graduate with honours, get into a top grad school etc. i was always wayyyy more interested in theory than in literature itself. honestly i think a lot of the "greatest books of all time" people usually mention are either straight up trash or at least overrated as hell. i didnt really learn much from them writing-wise.
the big thing that got me into writing was roleplaying, actually. i used to be in the homestuck fandom (lol) and i was on either msparp or cherubplay every fucking day from ages 13-16. i was addicted to roleplaying lol, i probably wrote like 3-5k words everyday back then. i started writing fanfic but not publishing it around that time as well, and then wrote my first berserk fics around 16-17, which is how i got started on ao3.
in middle school/most of high school, me and my best friend were NOTORIOUSLY the most lazy people in our grade. like she literally pretended to have a learning disability throughout all of elementary school because she didnt want to do any work lol. anyways, in high school, i would literally arrive at school, sleep through my first class, skip the rest of my classes until lunch by either hiding in the library reading fanfic/manga or (if it was warm enough) SLEEPING OUTSIDE ON THE FIELD LMFAOOO, go to lunch, go to my english class in the afternoon (only class i liked), and then spend the rest of the afternoon at starbucks on my laptop roleplaying. i think i had like 90 absences in my first semester of grade 9 lol. i really didnt take school seriously because i knew i could just study for 30 mins before a test and get an A, so my grades were always high anyway-- and then i let my friend (the aforementioned extremely lazy one) copy off me so she didnt flunk out of school.
anyway, in grade 10 the teachers started to get sick of my shit. by this point i was pretty brazen about how much i didnt give a shit about school-- i would bring a blanket to school to nap with, showed up to class drunk, sold cigarettes to people in the parking lot, all sorts of shit. one day i was sleeping in the library and i woke up to the principal standing over me telling me he needed to see me in his office. they basically gave me an ultimatum: either i got my shit together and started putting in effort, or they'd have to start giving me suspensions until i was eventually expelled. i really considered dropping out of highschool at this point. instead, i did all my remaining classes needed to graduate through this online course site-- i did about 2 years of school in 2 months lol. i applied to university on a whim and got in. i was 16 when i started university.
in uni, my schedule changed drastically, and i had less time to roleplay. this is when i started writing fanfics. im not sure if i have a "style" or anything really (maybe you could tell me if i do), but any skill i have with writing comes from those years of roleplaying + lots of fanfic reading. id say the only thing (writing-wise) i really learned from my degree is how to proofread for grammatical errors and what i DONT like/find to be lazy writing.
sorry lol i feel like i always do some bigass story about my life whenever i answer these lol. but thanks for the ask!
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