#Fake Marvel quotes

[therese-lokidottir]

Thor: Can you believe my brother has stabbed me so many times.

Bucky: Well I've only known you for about a day and honestly I'm already tempted.

Thor: 😠

Bucky: I think what surprises me is your brother's remarkable display of patience.

#thor odinson #bucky barnes #fake marvel quotes

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: PEteR bEnJAmiN PaRKeR!

Peter: y-yeah?

Tony: Why do you have a fake ID!?

Peter: *incoherent mumbling*

Tony: what was that?!

Peter: You have to be 18 to pet the puppies

#peter just wanted to pet the puppies #peter has a fake ID #he definitely doesn't use it for drinking #that would be silly #protective tony stark #tony stark is a dad #tony stark is a good dad #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #incorrect quotes #funny mcu quotes #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #peter parker #incorrect peter parker #incorrect peter quotes #marvel cinematic universe #peter and tony #irondad #irondad and spiderson #incorrect tony stark quotes #tony stark #tony stank #peter parker and tony stark #incorrect tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #mcu

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

#spiderman #marvel #spiderman meme #marvel meme #peter parker #johnny storm #torch human #torch human meme #fantastic four #spideytorch #spideytorch meme #tweet #spideytorch tweet #fake tweet #spideytorch quotes

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 716

Wanda: “Did you see the little fancy soaps I put in the bathroom!”

Y/N: “They’re so cute! I love that they’re all shaped like pastries!”

Agatha: “The what.”

Wanda: “Oh, I forgot to tell you! I got some decorative pretty soaps for the bathroom, they’re mostly macaron shaped-“

Agatha: “No wonder they tasted so bad, I just thought they were out of date”

Wanda: “YOU ATE THEM?!”

Agatha: “I thought you put snacks in there!”

Wanda: “WHY WOULD I- WHY WOULD YOU-? Y/N, call poison control”

Y/N: “Again?”

#inspired by that one episode of I like to watch where Katya eats a macron tells truxie it tastes like soap #and she’s says: some of these are fake sis #and Katya just looks on in HORROR #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #incorrect marvel quotes #darkhold diaries #Darkhold diaries counter #agatha: darkhold diaries

[sillycowboys]

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[firegal19]

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[xblackreader]

greatsharkrider tweeted: ⚠️DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS TITLED ‘OKOYE TRAINING OUTSIDE IN A SPORTS BRA’ IT IS FAKE AND WILL PUT A VIRUS ON YOUR DEVICE THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS⚠️

@shuriudaku : wow thanks for letting us know!

@wkabithetraitor: HA HA PERVERTED SHARK #OKOYETAKEMEBACK

@riritheestallion: I knew you’d fucking click it lmao

@fuckthesurface: I WOULD NEVER CLICK THAT LINK ANYWAY

@shuriudaku: @fuckthesurface yo??????

@riritheestallion: LMFAOOOOO

@fuckthesurface: IT WAS MY DUTY AS KING TO LOOK

@baldheadeddemon: what?

#black women #x black reader #attuma x okoye #okoye x attuma #attoye #black panther #marvel #black panther wakanda forever #attuma #okoye #shuri #Namor #riri williams #otp meme #otp incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #fake tweets #meme #attuma of talokan #danai gurira #alex livinalli #okoye x attuma fanfiction #namora #talokan #wakanda forever #mcu #nashuri #mcu okoye

[mykinkyyandere]

Kareem: I love you since the first day I saw you.

Kamala: You're annoying, but I love you too.

Kareem & Kamala: 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

⠀

Kamran: 👀...

Bruno: 🙄

Kamran: So... 💫Br U No💫

Bruno:

Bruno: MY NAME'S FUCKING BRIAN AND I FUCKING LIED TO YOU.

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[textsfromtheavengers]

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[ir0npvrker]

thor: you’re supposed to be dead!

loki: i get that a lot, actually

#source: tumblr #of course you get that a lot babe you fake your death every two months #NOT TH*RKI #loki and thor #thor odinson #thor of asgard #loki laufeyson #loki of asgard #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

[buthearmeouttho]

Mew

Kitty?

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Yknow that theory that no two people see colour exactly the same?

Tony: Oh god, not again

Peter: What if that means everyones fabourite colour is the same?

Tony: What? Why?

Peter: because your yellow could be my red, so both of our favourite coloures are my red. And Harleys green could be my red too-

Steve: -Peter, I appreciate your enthusiasm-

Clint: I don't

Steve: but now is not the time for it.

Peter: ...why not?

Tony: because we are in a quinjet above a Nazi base

Peter: oh, right, that. Sorry

#queue a massive debate about this instead of a mission report #what about colourblind people? That means colourblind isn't a thing? we are just aware they see colour differently to us #or are colourblind people still real? #goddammit clint your giving me a headache! #what if colourblind people aren't real! they could be faking it for attention! #shut up harley not you too #steve rogers #marvel #peter parker #tony stark #clint barton #avengers #hawkeye #ironman #spiderman #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker

[scarlettflame19]

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[frogshunnedshadows]

"I'm the best there is at what I do. But what I do –

– is awkwardly hold a giant phone handset while squatting... bub."

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[anarcho-occultism]

Hero registration is a prelude to persecution of mutants.

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[firegal19]

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