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akanesheep · 11 months

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What pet would they give MC:

Lucifer:

Lucifer wouldn’t just gift them a pet, but that pet requires the ability of homing and caring. He would gift them an aviary. Attached to this aviary would be a large enclosed area with a pair of peacocks. He selected them personally, ensuring that not only were they physically beautiful, but also that their personalities meshed well together. After all, he wants to ensure that this gift, as all other gifts he gives you, are as perfect as possible.

Mammon:

Mammon would pick a pair of his young crows and assign them to you. As they are his familiars, he can keep a watch on you no matter where you are. Crows are also resourceful and able to work out how to live no matter where they are… they do like to stay in the aviary a lot, but most often they stay in the tree within your room.

Levi:

Levi know without being told that a snake is a bad idea, look what happened with Henry 1.0… so he will get you a goldfish also. And if you want, he would get you an aquarium set up for your room.

‘What? You want Lily to be in the same tank as Henry??’

Cue happy Levi noises.

Many an evening are spent watching the two goldfish swim happily together as you hold hands and cuddle.

Satan:

Come on… do I even need to say it?

You open the box to find an adorably fluffy silver furred kitten inside with a green collar. A small heart tag hangs from her neck.

‘Diana’ you read and then giggle softly. ‘You remembered?’

You had told him about your favorite show to watch as a child, which had started as a manga. He read them all with you when he managed to get a full set for your birthday.

‘Of course I did… when the owner of the cat cafe told me he had a surprise litter he offered me first choice. When I saw her I knew.’

I mean, it could have been a unicorn, technically, but unicorns are for war. (Guy Kay fans ftw) Satan wants no part of you near a battlefield, so he hasn’t even allowed you to see his own unicorn.

Asmodeus, Beel, & Belphie:

Ok, you guys don’t hate me… but these three just aren’t animal people. Like they don’t hate animals at all… but they’re the least able to truly care for animals.

For Asmo, his priorities just aren’t there. And that’s ok. He knows his limits and is responsible enough to stay in them. He’s ok with other people’s pets as long as they stay off of him. He puts a lot into every aspect of his appearance and doesn’t want to give that up. (No hate at all for him. He know what he does and doesn’t want, and not everyone wants a pet). If you asked him for a pet, he would get you one, but he has no self-interest.

Also, his ‘animal’ is a scorpion, which horrifies him, he wouldn’t give one as a pet.

For Beel, he loves animals, especially dogs… but also has a tendency to eat animals if he goes on a rampage…he would never want to put you in a situation where he would accidentally hurt your pet.

His ‘animal’ being a fly isn’t really the kind of pet anyone wants…

For Belphie: I mean, while he’d love to get you a cow to rampage through the HoL gardens and piss Lucifer off, the truth is, he just isn’t willing/able to put that kind of effort into a pet. Instead, he’ll get you a cow plushie.

Diavolo:

Our sweet demon would get you a phoenix. He finds them absolutely fascinating, and you remind him of one, the way you always rise through any troubles in your wake.

(Dragons are not pets, but they will befriend you)

Barbatos:

He has enough on his plate without adding another pet. He’ll just assign you a Little D to take care of whatever you need while he is away.

Simeon & Luke:

This angel would gift you a pair of white doves.

They don’t get along with Mammon’s crows, so don’t let them in the aviary at the same time! Luckily they tend to avoid each other. That said, these doves are super sweet, just like the angels who gave them to you

Solomon:

No. Keep this man away from the pets. His penchant for experimenting on others is already problematic at best. Lucifer banned him from the aviary after he turned one of the peacocks into an owl and turned a crow into a mouse… it got really crazy for a few minutes.

This man is the pet, good luck us.

Hope you liked it, I wanted to keep this one light hearted.

I’m thinking of doing some more song vids, let me know what you think?

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me headcanons #obey me mammon #obey me!#obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me mc #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me luke

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cherry-flavoured-thot · 1 year

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Hey, if you have the time. Hc that the demons in obm! Have more monstrous forms, but they don't show them for some reason or another.

How about demon mc, whose monstrous demon form is a 3 headed chimera. One dragon head, one sheep head, and a lion head, with a Scorpion tail. They're supposed to be big and scary, but to other demons, they look like a cute 3 headed kitten that spits fire.

How do the dateables react to them.

Diavolo is the embodiment of 'there's just more to love.' He gives out head pats and under the chin scratches to all of mc's heads like he's petting a kitty. He probably talks to them a second their like one would a cat, "you're quite fierce aren't you?" In a tone that says the exact opposite of his words. Completely unaffected by mc's demon form (his is probably bigger and scarier anyways), but he is pleased that they showed that part of them to him. His favourite head is the sheep head btw, he thinks its wool is so soft.

"I trust you'll take care not to damage anything while in that state?" Barbatos comes across as stern upon seeing their other form. But he has seen the most careful of demons suddenly become clumsy and careless in their more monstrous forms. He's also unaffected by their form, but unlike Diavolo he will not border on being patronizing. "I've seen many terrifying things in my time, you will have to do much more if you're aiming to be one of them." Mc pouts, huffing out from their three heads while he smiles at them.

Solomon is all over it. He's suddenly playing 21 questions with mc about their form. He's asking if they can breathe fire and then asking to see some examples. They'll completely melt something into nothingness, and he'll be nodding, muttering about how their fire breathing strength ranks in the big scheme of things. He will end up petting their heads at some point he cannot resist. "You were irresistible before mc, but now I must say I'm incredibly drawn to you." He's about to him them up to make a pact.

"So this is the third form of a demon, I've heard about them but I don't believe I've had an opportunity to see one this close." Simeon's curious, but respectful. He'll maintain a reasonable distance while asking general questions about this monstrous form of theirs. How long can they stay that way? Is it different for other demons? How well can they control everything? He'd also ask before doing any touching of any kind (he really wants to pet the sheep and lion head, they look incredibly soft.)

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me one master to rule them all #om!#headcanons #obey me x reader #my writing tag #simeon #diavolo #barbatos #solomon #om simeon #om diavolo #om barbatos #om solomon

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misc-obeyme · 7 months

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🪱 anon

So with the levi being cold bloded all reptiles would be as well satan and asmo being a scorpion would be too, so would diavolo, a dragon, barb with some type of reptile tail, ect

Who would be the cuddliest?

(Also scorpions make a temporary dck for mating so satan and asmo so does this now make a hc of them being trans? And do you think satan makes one out of spite to Lucifer since he can make it do you think hed make it hella big to make Lucifer jealous?)

((No bias honestly im just a huge tan tan simp)

How would he react to that nickname? Hed probably punch me lol

NSFW MDNI

(though this is about anatomy rather than sex but I'm putting that just in case)

Okay I'm sorry the thing that really sticks out to me here is the temporary dick situation. Like that right there is my whole entire dream. I want this thing, but only sometimes. If I could physically switch my anatomy like that, I would be thrilled.

Hmm. Sorry that was probably tmi.

ANYWAY. I would think all cold blooded demons would end up being cuddly mostly because... well, they'd be cold all the time, right? As a human, MC is gonna be warm, so they probably attract the cold blooded ones. I kinda think Levi would be the clingiest. Asmo would use being cold blooded as an excuse to cuddle MC. Satan, Diavolo, and Barb strike me as the types who would want to cuddle with MC, but wouldn't make a huge deal about it. Might not even mention if they were feeling chilly.

Yo, things I didn't know about scorpions lol. Though I thought Satan's animal was a unicorn? I used to consider the tail just sort of its own thing and not really representative of his animal. But then an anon suggested it was made of bone and I was like headcanon instantly accepted. However, if we say that Satan does have the ability to create his own cock, do I think he'd make it huge to spite Lucifer? Maybe? I dunno, do those two normally have dick comparison sessions? Oh no now I'm imagining them making MC measure for them... and that would be pretty funny so I'm gonna go with yes lol.

I love the nickname Tan Tan, it's adorable. I think he wouldn't mind if you called him that in private. He might get embarrassed if you used in front of other people though.

#anyway just my thoughts about it lol #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #🪱 anon #misc naughty times #misc answers

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spinderella-umbrella · 9 months

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A collection of re-imagined fairytale shorts with our favourite marauders.

I love fairytales. I love the marauders. This was an absolutely delightful challenge. Thank you to The Adult Fandom Project for hosting this event, I had so much fun with it.

Below is the masterlist of my submissions, a clarification on the fairytale if the title strays, and the ships if it includes one.

A little something for everyone.

Fairytales, but Make them Marauders

Snow White and the Four Marauders -Regulus

Lily Evans as Cinderella

Gid and Fab Vs. Evil (Hansel and Gretel)

The Rat who Cried Sirius (The boy who Cried Wolf) -Jegulus, Peter

Sirius Black and the Three [other]/[unacceptable] Houses of Hogwarts (Goldilocks)

The Tale of the Black and the Lupin (Scorpion and the Frog) -Wolfstar

The Frog Prince -Jily

Sleeping Black-ty -Lilycissa

Regulus Black and the Beanstalk

The Wolf and the... Candelabra? Cupboard? [Sirius] (Beauty and the Beast) -Wolfstar

The Snake Vs. The Lion (Bast and Apophis)-Jegulus ft. Harry

Wolfy Mc. Wolf (Little Red Riding Hood) -marauders, gen

The Wrath and Subsequent "Taming" of Sirius Black (The Myth of Hathor) -Wolfstar

The Koi Becomes a Dragon (Koi Becoming a Dragon) -Narcissa

The Sword and the Stone (Legend of King Arthur) Wolfstar, marauders

The Barty and the James (The Lion and the Mouse)

The Sleepwalkers and the Pranksters (The Elves and the Shoemaker) -marauders

The Little Mermaid -Lily

Bartemius (Rumplestiltskin) -Bartylus, Regulus/Voldemort

Mundungas (Aladdin) -Jily

The Milky Way and its River (The Star Lovers) -Wolfstar

#marauders #marauders era #marauders fanfiction #the adult fandom project #tafp #wolfstar #jegulus #remus lupin #sirius black #maraudersfanfiction #peter pettigrew #regulus black #jily #my fic

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mcx7demonbros · 2 years

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Banners

Ft. Klein (MC), the Demon Brothers, Diavolo

C/W: none

Summary: Klein loves the banners of the Seven Avatars and asks for a copy of each of them to decorate his own evil lair.

Note: multiple POVs

It was a normal afternoon for the Student Council Officers, signing and stamping, in short, normal paperwork after classes.

As the Honorary member, Klein really didn’t have to do anything, except passing paperwork to responsible members and stamping some of them, lessening the works for the Prince and the Avatars.

However, today, as Lucifer noticed, Klein didn’t really do any work and just sat there looking up the banners hanging on the wall.

“Klein.” I heard Lucifer calling my name gently.

“Y…yes.” I answered the eldest.

“You are not getting any work done.”

“Ah, sorry. I’m a little bit distracted today.”

“What made you so distracted? I saw you looking at the banners?” Belphie decided to chime in.

“Well…Can I ask for the banners?”

“What!? Why would you want our banners?” Mammon’s eyes widened in surprise.

“Well, the banners are so cool and all. I want to use the banners to decorate my Invincible Fortress, behind my throne. They would remind me that you guys are always by my side and support me.”

“Ahahahaha…of course you would want to have something that belongs to THE Great Mammon.”

“Shut up, Mammon. It’s not you alone, Klein said he wanted all seven banners.”

“I didn’t expect that even my beautiful banner reminds you of me. Of course, I’ll give it to you, Klein.”

“If you want it, I’ll also give it to you.”

“Y…y…you can have mine too, Klein.”

“You can have it, I’m glad that you ask something of mine to keep.”

“Personally, I don’t see anything wrong with it. Can we have your approval to give the banners to Klein, Diavolo?”

“I’m sorry. But these banners are to decorate the Council’s room, we can’t give them to you.”

“Aw. No way.”

“How come I never heard of this before?”

If you don’t give them to me, I just have to steal it. There’s no way I’m giving up on the banners, they would look so good for my evil lair. I said to myself and began creating a thief plan.

“Don’t be disheartened. We can’t give these in the room, but we can commission to make new ones and give them to Klein.” Diavolo smiled.

“Really!? Yay!” I immediately scrapped the plan in my head. Had Diavolo or Lucifer got wind of it, I would never hear the end of the scolding.

With magic, the banners were completed in no time and was delivered straight to the House of Lamentation upon completion.

About a week later,

“Hail Führer, may you receive-.” Klein’s minions entered the throne room, but before they could finish greeting properly, they words were stuck in their throat as they could feel heavy pressure in the room.

“Rise.”

The underlings had to try very hard to stand up, as they looked up, they found the source of the pressure.

The majestic and prideful peacock

The avaricious crows

The jealous snake

The raging unicorn

The venomous scorpion

The gluttonous fly

The indolent cow

The seven banners of the Avatars of Sins were hung in the most august sublime and august way, behind the throne. They were imbued with much magic and pressure anyone who entered the room, except Klein.

I love the Brothers’ banners so much that they’ll be everywhere I go. If a lesser demon sees all 7 banners at once, it’s either the brothers are together or their terrifying master.

Banners headcanons for the dateables and Luke

Diavolo - Dragon with golden horns

Barbatos - Serpent with teal poisonous fangs

Luke - Cute Dog (it’s still in beta since Luke’s not a grown up yet)

Simeon - An open book with an omnipresent eye on top of it

Solomon - The same symbol on Ring of Wisdom

Thirteen - A skeleton with the word “Memento Mori”

Raphael - Two spears that cross each other. Similar to Simeon, an eye above the objects, below written “For the Glory of God” in Latin “Ad Gloriam Dei”.

Mephisto - probably something about pride in being demon noble XD

Obey Me Masterlist

Klein Masterlist

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anyonymous-anon · 5 months

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Welcome to my tumblr page!

If you have seen someone named "Anyon_Author" on AO3, then that would be me. I make fanfics based off youtubers I watch, usually as a crossover with another form of media. This Tumblr page is meant to post updates and to chat with.

I can be found here, including all the fics I am working on so far

Current fics I am working on:

This is so not Pogchamp (On Hiatus)

How to Heal from the Past (Working on Chapters, High Priority)

Scott's Discovery of the Secrets of the Medjai (Working on Chapters, pausing for a bit)

Mark of a Relic Hunter (Working on Chapters, On Pause until game release)

Hermits of Terraria (Working on Chapters, Low priority)

Fearing the Living (Sequel to OUSI, Finished)

The Ties that Bind Us (Sequel to FTL, In Progress)

Killing the Vibe (Killer Frequency but ElasticDroid fills in for Forrest when the latter injures a hand. Working on Chapters, low priority)

Aquanautics 101 (Frog House x Subnautica. Working on Chapters, Low Priority)

What We Lost (Prequel to What We Discovered. Working on Chapters)

Fics I have finished:

Scott's Adventure's against the Mummy

Scott's Journey to the Scorpion King

Scott's Campaign against The False Priest

Open up, Survivors Inside

Confirmed Future Fics

Scott's Final Charge against an Emperor (Empires SMP 2 x The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Not being worked on yet.)

How to Take Charge of your Future (HTHFTP Sequel)

Empires SMP 1 x Riverdale (Attempted a Oneshot based off something I saw on Tumblr, but now I have all of season one's chapters written rip, will most likely rewrite)

Saw: Son of a Killer (My first noncrossover fic, a Gideon Lives AU fic in the very beginning stages. Will not be posted anytime soon)

Some Not so Lethal Company (Frog House Lethal Company crossover. Basic Plot in mind, but won't work on it until This is so not Pogchamp has at least 15 chapters)

What We Discovered (Wings of Fire x Frog house. Will start working on chapters once one of my series is finished. Unknown if this will be a series or just a single book + one shot book yet)

Future Fic ideas Depending on what fics get done first:

Empires SMP Pokemon au (Still unsure which Season, Maybe 1 as season 2 is getting 6 fics lol)

Starbound x Origins SMP (No main character in mind, but the Starbound MC would be a Novakid due to them having no artifact. Basic plot in mind)

Team ZITS x Back to the Future (Unsure if Zedaph replacing Marty or is friends yet. Basic plot in mind)

Ideas for Fics that I might do, but Uncertain:

Life Series winners x Animorphs (I have no real ideas for this)

Jurassic Park/World Crossover (No Fandom in Mind)

Rainworld Crossover (Unsure which fandom to use)

#anyon posts #anyon fics

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wiltking · 1 year

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Hi I'm both the Ariana Nash and the special forces anon

Bro I also read silk and steel and I can't remember anything except that one part where the dragon (?) guy couldn't tell if he wants to fuck or kill his mom. Iconic lmfao but yeah I agree, most of her work is honestly forgettable. She has mastered the art of all her MCs feeling like NPCs and her writing is lackluster. I feel like she wants to be edgy so bad but none of it really makes a significant impact beyond "oh that's bad. Anyway." Had to get that off my chest since everyone on Goodreads loves her stuff.

I'm currently hate reading Dantes End. It sucks.

Special Forces is fucked up in that one of the MCs is a rapist (and rapes his love interest) and perpetrator of genocide against Afghani people. The other MC torturers said rapist and is also very sexist. So yeah it's fucked up in that way. As for if it's good? I don't know yet lol I'm still reading it and I'm just trying to adjust to the fact that the MCs are unquestionably horrific people. The writing is good though imo, blunt and brutal.

Silk & Steel is really the book that made me learn goodreads ratings/reviews dont mean shit and that i cant trust any of those motherfuckers.

i think i'll sit out on special forces though </3 im really tired of rape in gay stories. the continuous dubcon in Scorpion was another reason why i ended up not liking it even though i agree the overall writing was good, its just not the kind of fuckery im looking for.

#appreciate the rec though! interested in the russian character buuut yeah i dont think i can do that anytime soon

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noctepythonissam · 3 years

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Scorpion Dragon! MC

@mysticblackwolf: How about the boys with a Scorpion dragon mc and they are overprotective of luke and are friends with cerburus.

A/N: You put some art by an artist to illustrate what the Scorpio Dragon would be like, but because I didn't find the artist consequently I'm not allowed to use the drawing as an illustration and I want to exempt myself from problems like being accused of plagiarism and appropriating of something that doesn't belong to me, so I won't risk the integrity of my workshop's name if I don't have permission.

🐉

Your background story: You are a powerful dragon and also very dangerous because of your poison thanks to some characteristics of your hybrid form of dragon with scorpion's tail and stinger and hard scales like an exoskeleton.

It is quoted in folklore that your poison would be problematic even for the Demon King (Diavolo learned the worst way when he entered your den wanting to be friends with you). Unlike many dragons, you have intellect and rational awareness compared to that of humans and demons and the ability to assume a human form.

By an Impulsive idea of Diavolo you were chosen as an exchange student and somehow your parental instincts kicked in when you met Luke who reminds you of your cub killed by dragon hunters centuries ago.

🐉 🐉

MC: * dozing in dragon form *

Luke: * dozing * * using MC's paw as a pillow *

Cerberus: * dozing under the wing of MC *

Angel hunter: * trying to sneak up * * reaches out to grab Luke *

MC: * threatens to sting the idiot * Dare and you will have more holes than a Swiss cheese ...

Angel hunter: Nope ... * runs away *

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waltnut · 3 years

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Yes, I'm a THIRSTY, HORNY and DEHYDRATED bicht. But I am proud of myself. Can I request more NSFW head cannons of our monster boyfriend? But don't make it dark, maybe add some after segg cares if you want? I LOVE YOU.

Don’t make it dark?? Don’t you know what I’m about??? I can’t believe this.

No I’m joking lol well damn, NSFW? Okay well, this is for the Monster Fuckers so kiddies look away. I’m sorry to those who don’t like NsFw. I will tag it as “NSFT” for Not Safe for Timeline but I also hide it under the cut. I’m sorry. I had fun with this...now I’m embarrassed lmao You guys seem to like these so...

The prompt has me thrown a bit, but I’ll just make some stuff up, I hope that’s okay.

NSFW Headcanons - Monster Boyfriend edition: Demon Lords, Vol. 1

Adult content. These are demons. If this disturbs you, then stop reading here. Otherwise, enjoy?

Lucifer

Level 3

He sheds his feathers on his body when he’s nervous. MC makes him nervous when he’s like this. What do they think of him? Is he ugly? Would they call him a monster?

He’s the most submissive in this form. Gentle touches make him shiver and jump. He feels the most vulnerable and actively moves away from MC if they try to be intimate.

But he wants the intimacy. It’s reassuring. He’s still wanted. He actually might cry a bit. He’s sensitive, be nice.

MC will have to do most of the initiating. After the first time MC had had intimacy with him like this, he will be more confident the next times they engage in any sexual activity.

Level 4

All the pride and confidence. None of that level 3 sissy business, he will have you.

He’s very grabby, and maybe grips a little too tight. He likes the power of being stronger than you. He wants you to know it.

He seems to always have his wings as wide as he can make them. It must be some sort of mating dance. He does have that part bird instinct in there somewhere. He wants to show off, maybe intimidate you a bit. Does he like fear?

Might use the feathers on his tail to tickle you to make you squirm while he has you. What fun!

Mammon

Level 3

He is very clingy. He wants to always be touching you. Even if it’s just the tips of his wings or tail, he wants to have the physical touch.

As he goes through this level, his ability to sense any Greed from the MC to be highly erotic. Talking about buying those new clothes you’ve been wanting? Turn on. Saying how you’re gonna share any of them with him? He can’t contain himself.

He loves pets. Brushes against his hair, feathers, scales, will make him coo. Bird noises, gotta love them.

Easy seduction outfit, should you choose to wear one, anything shiny. Gold chains? Perfect. Sheer black clothes but with gold edges and designs? Also perfect. He can’t resist the shiny.

Level 4

Don’t even think about leaving him, until he lets you. You’re part of his treasure now and he will preen and polish you accordingly.

Lazy in this form, expect lots of cuddling with the dragon. He’s quite warm. The texture on his underside is soft like skin even though it looks like lizard scales. Don’t be surprised when you feel surprise boners while laying with him. He may be lazy, but he’s not tired.

Touching the skin texture of his body is a great seduction tactic should you need one. It’s the sensitive side to his body while the rest is covered in feathers and scales.

While he will dress up MC in gold as a mating ritual, should MC do the same to him, it is the greatest indicator that you are accepting his proposal for intimacy.

Leviathan

Level 3

Two dicks. Look we all know it. We all agree. Moving on.

Touching the purple frills on his ears is like touching his junk. It’s a highly erroneous zone for him. But be gently, they are very soft and sensitive.

Do you even lift? Well you might need to because he is going to be wrapped around you the entire time. He’s quite heavy and good luck getting out of that one.

Laying with him in water is the best way to show any intimate intentions. Even if you think it’ll be a relaxing chill in the water, think again.

Level 4

Now if you’re brave and choose to sleep with a giant ass sea monster, you’re in luck because he can manipulate water to allow you to breathe in the water.

He is the largest of all the brothers in terms of monster size. He’s a giant sea dragon. So be careful when dealing with...well, his size.

He likes to flip you around in the water, so staying in one position is not an option. It’s like a dance!

Want to know if he’s into it? Watch the orange fleshy bits on his sides. The more he glows the more you know!

Satan

Level 3

If you’re into having sex after yelling and screaming at each other then congrats! So is he. Angry sex is what he’s about. He’s wrath. I mean, come on.

Belittle him. No really. He’ll want to prove you wrong. Fuels the fire.

Extremely dominant. Don’t even try to top him. Also you just finished? No rest for you, you’re going again.

He’s gonna scratch and mark you. Bring some bandaids.

Level 4

Okay first of all, you really want to sleep with this? He’s terrifying. He is an actual hell spawn. Well okay, be prepared for selfish sex. He’s rough.

Want to know if he’s into it? Watch the flames on his back. Can you pass your hand through it without it burning you? You pass. It’ll grow brighter and larger the closer he is to finishing.

Most likely to choke you.

Will call you names during the act, sorry. The “not nice” kind.

Asmodeus

Level 3

Words are your biggest weapon. Constant love and adoration is all you need when he’s like this. You won’t even need to touch him to work the magic.

As the avatar of lust, he knows the human body of all genders. His genitalia resembles a males’ but it does have a clit on the bottom side of the head of the dick. You can get real creative with that.

Kiss and touch his ears! He loves it. They might flick at your touch, but he’s into it.

Is able to have his scorpion tails in this form if he chooses to, and he likes pushing and pulling you around with them.

Level 4

More of a Dom in this form. He also enjoys a good mess.

Don’t grab onto his tails, he’s not into it. But grabbing onto his mane? Go right ahead with that.

A little bitey. Vampire tendencies.

Most likely to try and sex you on the ceiling. Why? Not sure. But he’s able to do it so just roll with it.

Beelzebub

Level 3

Look at that long ass tongue. He’s gonna use it. Why wouldn’t he use it? You’re gonna want him to use it. The paralysis saliva he can produce is something he can choose to use.

Will jump on you out of nowhere. No literally, where did he come from? It’s 3 Am and everyone else is asleep. But a good smack will get him to stop if it’s unwanted. Bad puppy.

He might share his food with you if he’s offering intimacy. Like with his mouth. Like it might already be chewed a bit.

Chromeo lyrics: ((Don’t turn the lights on! I want to see you in the dark~.)) His eyes are sensitive, okay.

Level 4

You ever had sex with a Minotaur? You ever wanted to?

Will carry you off to a secluded area that he has found for himself. He doesn’t want to be disturbed.

The longer you go with him, the hotter his body feels. Just like when he feeds, he’ll have steam coming off his body.

Most likely to hump your leg.

Belphegor

Level 3

He enjoys you being uncomfortable. Emotionally or physically.

Sleep paralysis demon. Hey, at least you won’t be doing most of the work.

He’ll quietly hum a lullaby to you to see if you’ll accept his intimacy proposal. If you hum back, you accept. Careful, he might hum your favorite song.

His wool is so soft. Why is it so soft? You need to touch all of it.

Level 4

If you’re not banging irl, you will in your dreams.

You ever wanted to have sex in space? He can make the best magic Galaxy projector you’ve ever seen, and without the paid promotion!

His wool smells of soothing herbs and incense. So despite his creepy ass behavior, you find a way to calm your nerves.

You’ll have the best sleep you’ve ever had afterwards.

#obey me #obey me headcanons #monster boyfriend #nsft

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r0-boat · 2 years

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Would obey me boys work?

They somewhat are a fusion of their demon forms like they're the big bosses on the island that have their attention captured by mc

Idk much about obey me so I may get somethings wrong

Breeding anon

Sgkfjj oh fuck yess

Like demonform fused with monster.

Like Levi=siren/merman

Mammon=dragon (they horde shiny treasure it works or if not an incubus works well)

Lucifer=harpy

Satan=Centure/ or cat boy

Asmo= a Scorpion drider sub species

Beelzebub= insectman (idk what to call it just Beel with more insect)

Belphie= Bull!boy

All the other monsters on the island probably notice there power so tend to stay away

#ro.chatting #monsterislandau #obey me

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aroaessidhe · 3 years

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Hello beaujester fans I made a little list of f/f book recs for no reason other than i love beaujes and i love sapphic books

(the last two are bonus vexleth + some of my general fave f/f books by authors of colour)

more info and transcript below the cut;

these are a range of genres & are based on various tropes & things that might appeal to beaujes/ cr fans!

pls don't treat them like beaujes fanfic or anything, they're all great books on their own!!!

check goodreads reviews for trigger warnings if you might need them :)

oh also! if you have a library card, download the libby app! you can borrow ebooks for free!

transcript:

The Never Tilting World by Rin Chupeco

cool fantasy world split into day & night, with asian characters & author

bodyguard + princess who’s lived in a tower her whole life

they met in a bookstore & one loves silly romance novels

(& there’s a m/f pair too)

a duology, complete

The Mermaid, The Witch & The Sea by Maggie Tokuda-Hall

this is actually f/nb (one MC is genderfluid)

a rich sheltered girl travelling to meet a husband she’s never met gets taken by pirates, and one of them helps her escape

fairytale-like, pirates, mermaids, & magic!

Labyrinth Lost by Zoraida Cordova

a girl who accidentally sent her family to a kind of Latinx fairyland must travel to get them back

best friends to lovers!

a bi love triangle

(start of a trilogy based around 3 bruja sisters)

We Set The Dark On Fire by Tehlor Kay Mejia

two girls (forced to be) married to

the same man in a Latinx dystopian fantasy world fall in love with each other

& become involved in the revolution

friends to rivals to friends to lovers!

a duology, complete

The Falling In Love Montage by Ciara Smyth

grumpy + sunshine girl ya contemporary romance

girl who doesn’t believe in romance or happy endings meets a girl who

loves romcoms & they plan to date

just for the summer

their dynamic reminds me a lot of bj tbh

The Last True Poets of the Sea by Julia Drake

sapphic retelling of Twelfth Night

shipwreck hunting & family mysteries

honestly i’m partly putting this here just bc there’s a chapter called ‘sapphire of the sea’

Under The Lights by Dahlia Adler

lesbian korean-american actress in a new teen tv show falls for her bi coworker

(dual pov w a straight guy who’s kinda a dick but they end up friends in the end)

The Weight of The Stars by K. Ancrum

two girls bonding over their love of space

scrappy teens in a small town

found family

rivals to friends to lovers

The Scorpion Rules by Erin Bow

dystopian future ruled by an AI by keeping children of world leaders as ‘hostages’ in isolated schools

slow burn best friends to lovers And oh my god they were roommates....

(there’s a love triangle w a boy but she ends up with the girl)

Crier’s War by Nina Varela

fantasy world where automae rule over humans

human rebel / sheltered automae princess

lots of yearning, enemies to lovers

a duology, complete

A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine

adult sci-fi with an ambassador from a small station travelling to the empire

interesting alien cultures, court intrigue, politics (if u like that side of CR)

slow burn allies to friends to lovers

Honey Girl by Morgan Rogers

new adult contemporary novel where two women get drunk married in vegas

smart girl + creative girl

queer found family

coming of age & dealing with family expectations

[i have not read this one yet!]

BONUS: VEXLETH

Ash & Huntress by Malinda Lo

two seperate books set in a chinese inpisred fantasy world

a cinderella retelling where she ends up with the huntress instead of the mysterious fae man

and two women on a quest to save the world from a fairy queen freezing it

Of Fire And Stars by Audrey Coulthurst

a princess goes to another kingdom to marry a prince, but falls for his horseriding sister instead

one has fire magic, the other loves animals (their hair colours are swapped from vexleth too 😂)

magic, fantasy world, dragons

a duology, complete (with a prequel too)

Breaking Legacies by Zoe Reed

a huntress gets tasked with finding runaway princess but falls for her instead

dragons, wolves, magic & found family

[I have not read this one yet]

These Feathered Flames by Alexandra Overy

awkward redhaired lesbian who can turn into a giant flaming monster bird

& a swordfighting dark haired palace guard

sister relationships & politics

MC has a pet bear that she rides...

[have not read this one, I don’t think it’s out quite yet]

BONUS: some fave f/f books by authors of colour because half of the above are by white authors

Girl, Serpent, Thorn by Melissa Bashardoust (ya persin fairytale fantasy)

The Space Between Worlds by Micaiah Johnson (adult sci-fi)

Girls of Paper and Fire by Natasha Ngan (YA asian high fantasy trilogy)

Each of us a Desert by Mark Oshiro (YA latinx fantasy)

Cinderella Is Dead by Kalynn Bayron

Tell Me How You Really Feel by Aaminah Mae Safi (YA contemporary romance) You Should See Me In A Crown by Leah Johnson (YA contemporary romance)

The Henna Wars by Adiba Jaigirdar (YA contemporary romance)

Not Your Sidekick by C.B. Lee (YA contemporary/superhero/dystopia)

In The Vanisher’s Palace by Aliette de Bodard (adult beauty & the beast retelling w a dragon)

#beaujester #beaujes #critical role #long post #this is exactly what i should be doing with my time right now #posting this on my book blog bc. u know. books. but i am layahimalaya/layaart #laya talks

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apparentlyaswarmofbees · 4 years

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The Obey Me Brothers and Undatables vs An Insect/Arachnid Loving MC

I find it amazing how many people find it disturbing that I just love some insects and arachnids (not more than birds but still, insects can be both cute and cool even when they manage to terrify me so I can't help but love them lmao).

It's so cool how insects are actually the most dominant species in the world even before humanity existed and will most likely still be even after humanity ceases to exist, of course some of them actualy spread disease and such but it's not all of them and the mosquitoes that do spread it are females and they are just sucking your blood to feed their babies and the males like flowers over your blood, I actually don't like all spiders but I love tarantulas with all my heart although I can't say the same for wasps, they are evil but they can be so cool I have so many mixed feelings and cockroaches can be so adorable specially the forest/wild ones, have you ever seen them eat fruits??? They are so cute! And don't even get me started on how a d o r a b l e beetles are-

Lucifer vs Ladybug

Taking strolls in the Castle's garden when you are accompaning Lucifer in his work are very common.

Just taking a fresh breath of the Devildom's air in between breaks with you by his side powers him up like crazy.

Now that being said, he doesn't really appreciate losing your attention to a little, colorful, bug crawling on one of the flowers in said garden.

"Lucifer, look! It's a ladybug! It's so different from the human world!"

That is true, ladybugs in hell were brighter in color and had a toxin in their bodies that- Oh wait

"Don't touch it!" Lucifer grabbed your hand in realization "haven't you learned anything about bright colors in nature? The toxin in their bodies can melt your skin off!"

He really didn't expect your eyes to get even more shiny.

"Ladybugs in Devildom are both bright and dangerous??!! I'm so jealous!"

With that, he became both exasperated and more in love with you.

Does this have a relation to the fact that you love him and his brothers even thought they are demons?

He is definetelly giving you a brooch in the shape of a ladybug later

Mammon vs Cockroach

If you think this man didn't scream like a plate being scratched with a fork when he saw a cockroach in your bedroom, you are wrong.

I mean, okay, he was on the floor and the thing just decided to crawl up to his head out of nowhere.

He jumped over the table so fast it probably has beaten a world record.

"Aw! It's a baby cockroach!"

It's true, it was very small compared to adult ones, but Mammon didn't care.

"STOP FAWNIN' OVER THOSE CREATURES FOR ONCE AND KILL IT ALREADY!!"

And of course instead of killing it you just raise your eyebrown at him while scooping the thing up with a paper.

And of course you needed to bring it really close to him just to watch him squirm before you decide throw it out of your bedroom's window.

He definetelly will ask you to wash your hands before comforting him even if you didn't even touch the cockroach directly.

Leviathan vs Dragonfly

You cannot tell me dragonflies in Devildom are actually very few and actually have the size of a small dragon.

It all happened on the day you and Levi got lost in the forest searching for a raven that stole his just purchased phone charm of a game that he was currently addicted to.

Both of you were looking for a way out when you heard an extremelly loud buzzing noise from somewhere in the woods.

Of course both of you followed the sound because first, you just know that must be one big ass insect since it sounded almost like a helicopter and you had to see it, and second, Levi suddenly forgot all about the charm (and being lost) and started rambling about how 'it couldn't be! Is it really-!'

And that is how you guys found his new Henry.

A giant, navy blue, shiny dragonfly, that was currently eating the Raven you and Levi were searching for.

Let's just say Levi got his charm back and both of you got a free ride to the House of Lamentation.

Satan vs Spiders

Where there are old books, there are spider webs, and where there are spider webs, there's at least a 50% chance there are spiders in there.

So you can say Satan was quite familiar with the eight legged creatures, although he never really paid them much attention.

That is until he found they were of your interest.

You will never see someone start to give spider names, treat them with courtesy and have small talks with them faster than with this man.

Getting a book from the House of Lamentation's library and there's a web in the way along with a resident spider? "Excuse me, I will have to disturb you a little, I hope you don't mind a bit of damage to your home"

He is reading and suddenly sees a spider dangling down from a web string right besides him? He is definetelly letting it land on his hand just so that he can show it to you.

One day he even choses to read a book in his berdoom that a tiny spider was standing on. The sight of the tiny thing crawling around the pages as he reads it and explains some things out loud is so precious to see.

Asmodeus vs Scorpions

Of course, what would suit the Lust Demon better than his own patron?

That is until you teach him that there are more than just one type of scorpion, and there is one type that has really big claws and a thinner tail that are usually pretty big in size.

Why would learning that be a bad thing, you ask? Instead of stinging its food, it actually grabs it like a crab.

So yes, the day Asmo held one and didn't use his charms, it pinched him.

Needless to say, it was chaotic.

Leaving the fact he is never approaching those kinds of scorpions ever again, he coos a lot at you while you coo at the small scorpions.

If you tell him the fact that they are his patron just makes you love him more, he will be so happy he will be squealing for the next 5 minutes.

He has definetelly taken a few dozens, of pictures for you while holding one or more scorpions.

His followers in the devilgram were surprised at how even while holding that thing, Asmo still looked amazing.

Scorpions definetelly became sensation in Devildom after that.

Beelzebub vs Flies

Again, nothing better than his own patron.

If he didn't have to swat them off his food that is.

He has definetelly eaten some accidently.

"Look! I managed to make it crawl up to my finger without scaring it!" you say.

"That is cool. But you should probably wash your hand." He replies.

He's right, wash your hands if you ever grab onto flies.

He finds it really cute that you like insects, and it makes him tingly on the inside when he remembers that his symbolic creature is an insect itself.

Don't hold back on asking him to change into his demon form more often, he is very happy to do it.

He starts paying more attention to insects and flies in general after he finds out how much you love them.

How big their are, their color, where he saw them, what were they doing, if they tasted good.

And then he proceeds to tell you all about it.

He is very cute.

Belphegor vs Butterflies

It's not that he attracts butterflies, no. But he actually likes them, finds them cool even.

Did you know some butterflies disguise as another type butterfly because that type is actually not very tasty to eat so the animals stay away from them?

And how many of them have patterns on their wings that look a lot like Owls and again, it makes animals stay away from them?

And the whole symbolism of life, death and rebirth around them? And the fact that the larvae eating everything around them reminds him a lot of Beel?

Belphie definetelly likes butterflies and you cannot tell me otherwise.

So when he finds out you love insects? Oh he is definetelly taking you to the best butterfly watching spot either in the Devildom or the Human World.

It's specially cute when he falls asleep and one lands on his face.

He definetelly had a minor heart attack when he woke up to the sight its wings but he will never admit it.

Also definetelly grabs it and puts it on you instead.

It's counterproductive as you end up looking too cute for him to handle.

Solomon vs Beetles

I mean beetle fights.

You thought you liked insects, just wait until you see this man cheering on a beetle like an excited kid.

Also finds it hilarious when one just yeets the other away.

And because now you are there to feed more into his love for beetles, one day he casts a spell on two of them to make them big enough to ride and just showed up outside your window like:

"No time to explain, get in the beetle"

Because of safety measures, no, you guys didn't have a giant beetle fight.

But you did ride them around the Devildom forest at 2am.

You thought it would be an insane ride with lots of adventures

But you guys just ended up star gazing while laying on them.

He forgot to turn them back to their original size and they scared a few of the residents of Devildom.

Simeon vs Mantis

Warning: it's a big goreish

When you introduced the praying mantis specifically to Simeon, he was immediatelly in awe.

And then you proceeded to show him how they can have many shapes and forms, be it as leafs, tree branches, and others.

And he was so intrigued!

But then you gave him the more, specific details.

Like how they can feast on their prey while they are still alive.

And how it actually can attack small birds such as humming birds, eating their brain tissue through their eyes.

And how the females practice a cannibalism ritual, feasting on their partners after mating.

That's when his writer self came to light.

What I mean is, he was now both horrified and extremelly inspired.

Simeon can be scary sometimes.

Diavolo vs Ants

If you can find ants in every nook and crany around the world, you cannot tell me you can't find them in hell.

If they are able to travel the sea just by being taken along with baggage on accident, they have definetelly come to hell the same way, specially black crazy ants.

So honestly, I wouldn't find it surprising that Diavolo would have at least one big colony of ants he takes care of.

But he didn't have it until you pointed out why ants were awesome to him.

"They don't eat the leafs, they are farmers and what they eat is the other tiny creatures that decompose the leafs" "they can go to extreme lenghts to find their food and they have a real good teamwork, often they don't eat right away but instead bring the food back to the colony to feed the young" "Some ants that live in tropical weather that rains a lot, such as the amazon, can swim! And they do it together in big, ant, nests!"

Needless to say, he was intrigued.

Such tiny creatures are able to eat other insects much bigger than them? And they love sweets?

They actually like their homes clean and throw their trash into the very corner of their enclosure? Their bite can actually hurt a lot even to creatures gigantic copared to their size such as humans??

He had his own personal colony the very next day.

Barbatos vs Bees

This man definetelly has his own share of appreciation for bees even before you told him you like insects.

They are very good helpers in the garden, their honey can be used on a extremelly big variety of both food and health products along with their wax, and honestly, they're just so fuzzy and cute.

If you want to get a rare laugh or chuckle out of him, make bee movie references.

He will just stop in his tracks and cover his mouth as he tries not to laugh.

You could almost make him spit his drink if you do it while he is drinking something.

And you can't tell me this man can't make bee related puns with a straight face. It's unbeeliveable

Aight, imma head out

(This was basically an insect/arachnid appreciation post and I have no regrets)

#Obey Me #Obey Me!#Obey Me! Shall We Date?#obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios #Obey Me Lucifer #Obey Me Mammon #Obey Me Leviathan #Obey Me Satan #Obey Me Asmodeus #Obey Me Beelzebub #Obey Me Belphegor #Obey Me Solomon #Obey Me Simeon #Obey Me Diavolo #Obey Me Barbatos

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ketsess · 3 years

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The demon brothers' demon forms: thoughts

Lucifer

◇It’s pretty obvious that his demon form clothes are inspired by peacocks: coupled with being very prideful and show offish animals

◇Peacocks also represent a lot of different things in different cultures. Examples: self-confidence, self-esteem, dignity, refinement, knowledge, sexuality, pride, beauty, holiness,…

◇Lucifer was very proud as an angel but fell from the Celestial Realm and “lost” his title as angel and figuratively lost one of his feathers: losing a thing he was proud of

◇Now, Lucifer being a demon and the avatar of pride, has still been able to keep that fallen feather and turn it into something else he could be proud of: his status and image in Devildom

Mammon

◇100% not the only one but Mammon's demon form reminds me of a dragon

◇And I personally couple dragons with hoarding treasures, so I have to say it fits Mammon a bit

◇Dragons are also associated with evil, the supernatural and untamed chaos

◇And I haven’t seen Mammon get really angry yet and unleash those characteristics

◇But we have to be reminded that Mammon is the second oldest. That means he’s the strongest after Lucifer

Leviathan

◇Leviathan’s demon form represents a snake or a reptile by how you look at it

◇Snakes have this double sided symbolism where they’re can be depicted as good or bad

◇The good depiction has it that snakes are connected to medicine which I personally can’t connect Leviathan with

◇On the other hand, the evil depiction is well… evil. Snakes are used in the bible as a destructive sly animal who is only there to ruin things, like the devil.

◇I also can’t personally connect this with Leviathan so I can say that he’s okay

Satan

◇His tail reminds me of a spine

◇I associate wrath with mass destruction. With mass destruction I associate a lot of death. With a lot of death I associate skeletons, see where I’m getting at?

◇Now to head on to his feather scarf. I think those are crow feathers and when I think of crows I think of dark, gloomy places

◇Satan was born by Lucifer’s wrath and by my surprise it was rather peaceful (if you saw Satan’s UR+ card animation you’ll know what I’ talking about)

◇Crows are very watchful creatures which I can kind off see Satan in: watches from the sidelines and does his own thing

Asmodeus

◇His demon form resembles an incubus

◇He also has some sort of scorpion going around him. Scorpions can represent lust and sex in certain cultures

◇But Asmodeus isn’t all about sex. We can see that he obviously cares for his brothers and mc

◇Asmodeus, when he was in the Celestial Realm, had a lot of admirers and followers. He still has even after his fall.

◇Asmodeus has 3 hearts on his left arm. They’re birthmarks but I’d like to think they symbolism his first 3 “loves”: his brothers, the Celestial Realm and himself

Beelzebub

◇Also obvious, his demon form resembles a fly or a bug

◇Flies feed on food, mostly leftovers or food that’s just left out in the open

◇Beelzebub really cares about his brothers which other people can see as “annoying” or even “possessive” which I definitely don’t think

◇In his head he always blames himself for the death of Lilith, like an annoying fly buzzing around in his head but he can’t slap it away

◇Flies can symbolize flexibility or in a bad case sickness

◇I personally associate him with flexibility because he has been able to adapt to all the new things they’ve been happening to him. Sure, he still grieves over Lilith but he still adapts to new things and mc definitely helps with that

Belphegor

◇His demon form resembles a cow

◇I actually don’t have much to say to this one except that it’s supposed to mean he’s lazy and, well, the avatar of sloth

◇He’s definitely my least favorite brother but I don’t have much to say either way

◇Cows symbolize fertility, motherhood and many other things and I don’t see Belphegor in any of those

◇Belphegor is someone who’s very aware of their feelings but accidentally messes up of

◇He cares for mc and seems to have a soft spot for them which he seems to be conscious about

My masterlist

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roseytoesy · 3 years

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More random obey me headcannons

these are mostly about everyones animal forms

each character we meet can have an animal form cause magical beings and disguises and what not.

the brothers can turn into a version of their familiars

Diavolo can either turn into a gold and black dragon or one of the little D’s

Barbatos turns into a special kind of hydra. one with three heads and a split end tail

Solomon can turn into a great horned owl

simeon turns into a large white dove

luke is a small white turtle dove

if rose was able to become an animal it would either be a squirrel, a racoon, or an otter.

cannon MC is a sheep obviously. but different people outside Cannon can be whatever they want!

When the MC is around the brothers and the brother is showing hints of their sin, the pact will glow slightly, and cause the MC to feel some of that sin as well.

Almost all of the brothers appreciate poetry, the only two that don't are mammon and Levi. Their attention spans are too short.

The brothers, when in animal form, can adjust their size at will.

they can be human sized versions of the creatures they turn into.

so beel would be a 6 ft tall fly

same with asmo being a 6 foot long scorpion with HUGE claws

a giant crow and peacock is intimidating and strange,

the giant 12 foot long snake isn’t a surprise but it is terrifying.

the unicorn is always the same unfortuney

sorry satan

Same as their demon forms changing into an animal takes only the blink of an eye

Even diavolo and barbatos inherit some of the animal/beast personality and traits

mammon hoards, Levi is defensive, asmo is patient but defensive as well, beel is beel but a bit faster, belphegor is still just a sleepy bull, Lucifer is secluded but shows off when bored or around the others, and Satan acts like an angry stallion lots of stomping and charging things usually at Lucifer.

diavolo gathers gold and has a few times stolen cattle or people and added that to a secret hoard. Barbatos looses his temper more often and sometimes struggles to get all three of his heads to cooperate.

Solomon likes to snatch up small objects and watch people or places at night.

Simeon cares for Luke and Luke follows Simeon around or under his wings.

do y’all want me to describe their animal forms in more detail? Cause if so I will happily make another post and maybe even find a few pictures to reference for them.

#Obey me #obey me!#obey me headcannons #my writing #hope you like it #I always love adding fun little descriptions for the animal forms #also #roses ramblings #weirdly enough I’ve been in a BIG writing mood the last few days #so please send in as many asks about me #or Rose #or any writing ideas #please #thank you

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symphonicmetal101 · 2 years

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Hi Viz! Name's Undertaker, I saw your crack obey me match ups rules and I couldn't hold myself so here I am asking for one by answering the most random shit you could ask for.

- my favourite animal is not the platypus but that thing is fucking amazing. It's POISONOUS and he's a living paradox for hell's sake! Put a hat on that little shit and it becomes a secret agent.

- one time, when I was a kid, I punched a boy so hard he lost two teeth. Why? That bitch ruined a page of my notebook on purpose. I did try to stop him with words but he didn't listen. After that we become the best of friends. He learnt his lesson. Everyone in that class learnt it.

- I laugh when children fall flat on their faces. And when they fall right after someone as told them not to run because they could get hurt? *chef's kiss* (I'M SORRY OK?? BUT IT IS LIKE A REFLEX THAT I CAN'T CONTROL)

- One of my favourite vine's is: "“How did you take down Captain America?” “We shot him in ze legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate, and he's an idiot.”" also all Thomas Sanders' vines are pretty good, especially the misleading compliments. I love those. And Daz Black vines as well. The ones about the fashion police and the others about the spiders always put a smile on my face.

- One time I was debating with my religion teacher because I wanted her to explain to me how a God who she says knows everything before it can happen couldn't even predict that the humans would disobey his orders and how he is portrait as a good flawless father after he: casted away one of his most loved angel, let the humans kill his 'only son' and pulled a Thanos every time he didn't like were the situation was going. She didn't talk to me for a week.

- If I woke up with my hair dyed neon orange how would I react? Bold of you to assume I didn't dyed it neon orange on purpose. Fr tho I dyed my hair cherry red and after a month they turned orange. One time I tried dying my hair green and they turned out neon yellow. I laughed for an hour and cover it up with some purple.

- I don't have a favourite animal. I love everything I can pet or that I'm not allowed to pet because it could kill me.

- DRAGONS. I fucking love Dragons. I'd want them to be real.

- What dinosaur would make ad ideal pet for me? A Microraptor. Smol and with a lot of feathers.

- If I was MC, Belphegor would probably still be in the attic. I'm not an idiot- Okay I AM but if someone specifically tells me not to go somewhere and that someone is a fucking demon who's letting me living rent free in his house and at night cries and singing can be heard coming from there I would listen to him. But out of spite I'd probably go up those stairs someday.

Here you go. Hope I did everything right. Have a good day, V!

Hello there Undertaker!! This is perfect! I dont know if youre poly or not, so you can choose who would be platonic in this relationship.

I match you with

ASMODEUS and MAMMON

God you three scare everyone because none of you have any impulse control. And its Mammon who normally has the braincell to determine if its something too dangerous. Oh, is that a baby manticore? So cute! Just a little kitty! "MC IT HAS A SCORPION TAIL AND IF ITS MOTHER COMES WE'RE ALL GONNA BE DEAD!" "....so anyways, I named him Aslan, Asmo is your camera ready?" This also means watching children fall elicits a reaction from all three of you. If not meant to fall, why do they bounce? /J

Late night conversations go from venting from past trauma or just what happened during the week to conspiracies and the goofiest light-hearted conversations in a heartbeat (possibly because both boys get distracted very easily dvsjshs but also dont like to dwell on the past when the future is right there, with you).

For one on one time, Asmo loves to do your guys' hair together. At some point he had shock pink hair, so he'd be happy to go into a slightly toned down version of it, especially if you want to match with him. Mammon would join, but Asmo is adamant that this is HIS thing with you, and you and Mammon have your own thing.

Which usually ends up with you two rambling to each other about wild animals in Devildoms forests that you would like to see as you feed and pet his ravens with you. You two crafted bracelets out of "treasures" the corvids brought back. Mammon doesnt have the heart to exclude his little brother, so all three of you have jewelry, trinkets and accessories made from these treasures. I foresee a lot of soda tab crafts fbsbdjsjs.

Side note: idk how old you are, but these two drunk and/or overtired are a force to be reckoned with and VERY loud.

Microraptors are also ideal because they're small enough for Asmo to beautify it (and use any feathers that have fallen out for fashion) and Mammon can train it to steal stuff fbsjsbxjsj

I get the image of just the three of you walking Devildom and window shopping, gentle, lighthearted bickering between the three of you.

I hope this was ok!!

#v talks #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me asmo #obey me mammon #obey me crack matchups #ITS THE UNDERTAKER!!! :D

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