Karlach: that’s the funny thing about me, I tend to hear the actual words people say and accept them at face value
Minthara: that’s stupid
Karlach: I accept that
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Stiles: Let's go assemble the cannon fodder.
Derek: That's not what we're calling the pack!
Stiles: Not to their faces. What am I, insensitive?
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Clara: Let's not jump to any conclusions.
12: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.
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Y/N: Is this a date?
Damian: A— [baffled] Please. A date? You are completely off your bird! I mean— [whispering] Do you want it to be?
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Eddie is still trying to control his telepathy after he comes back as a vampire. He's resting in his room when Wayne comes in to say goodnight, and Eddie ends up reading his thoughts.
Eddie: You and Claudia used to know each other?
Wayne: *sighing* Way back before she married Dustin's daddy.
Eddie: You had sex with Claudia?!
Wayne: Oh, boy.
Eddie: You had sex with Claudia?!
Wayne: We were young.
Eddie: On the hood of a police car?!
Wayne: I'll be downstairs. Sleep tight. Don't let the demobats bite.
Eddie: Uncle Wayne!
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Loki: This will probably go faster if we split up.
Thor: [nods]
Thor: Can I come with you?
Loki: Okay, where did I lose you on the whole “splitting up” thing?
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Shadowheart: You’re really campaigning for bitch of the year, huh?
Lae’zel: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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Rogue: [hand gesture]
Fighter: What's with the hand move? Do you see that? Does that, like, mean something?
Barbarian: It's code. I think it breaks down to "choo-choo."
Ranger: It probably means to follow them. That, or wait here for them.
Fighter: Hey Rogue! What's the [mimics gesture] all about?
Rogue: It means "yell real loud, so the monsters who don't know we're coming will have a sporting chance."
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Damian: Todd, your mouth is open. There is sound coming from it. This is never good.
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Wild: [eyeing the looks of the others] You think my plan is crazy.
Time: Didn’t say that…but wouldn’t rule it out.
Legend: [scoffing] You kidding?! I don’t think there could be a crazier plan.
Four: [suddenly] We attack the Shadow with hummus.
The chain: [stares in silence]
Four: Just putting things in perspective.
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Sirius (to James): Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?
Remus: You did.
Peter: You said "James should be boss."
Remus: And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous.
Peter: And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it.
Sirius: Valid points, all.
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Bruce: What are you doing here?
Jason: -
Bruce: Five words or less.
Jason: Out. For. A. Walk.
Jason: Bitch.
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Casey: I thought mutants were a myth.
Mikey: Well, you were myth-taken.
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Kaito: *is sick*
Shinichi: *dumps a stack of paper in front of him*
Kaito: Are these homework?
Shiho: It's our way of saying "get well soon".
Kaito: You know, chocolate says that even better.
Shiho: We did all your assignments.
Shinichi: Yeah. All you have to do is sign your name.
Kaito: Chocolate means nothing to me.
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MC: We've got to face it, we've changed. Well, not you Merula, you're still sadistic and self-centred.
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