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unicorn-gallerexy · 7 months

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Hello, my name is Uni and im a chronic procrastinator. I've been meaning to post so that way it wasn't just a random year of nothing but as we can see, i did it. Just not like i wanted to. Anyway, here's a little something for ya. I'm still posting backlogs so give me a moment pls. Oki luv u, mwa

CW: NSFW (MDNI), Drug use (fully knowing and mostly willing to do so), minor taste of coercion if you squint a bit, dubcon, Dealers Sugawara and Tendou (this was made as a thing between a friend and I so shh), exhibitionism, reader x Suga.

Help me out?

The party was just as lively as any other, and i was just as bored. Normally while Tendou and Sugawara made deals, i can usually sit in the car and wait til they're done but every so often there's a party that i have to attend with him as his arm candy. I'm not normally one for parties, only going for the sake of someone else normally. Suga used me to his advantage, being bait to lure in new customers and catch the attention of regulars alike. After pointing people in the right direction, i had to occupy myself with something else. With parties like these both of them normally tried pushing new things they made onto party goers, and they'd normally manage to do it with at least one or two for quite the good price.

Being called over to the couch where he sat, selling, was the odd part. He'd usually just leave me to wander around and do as i pleased in order to focus on pitching product. "There's my lovely little sugar cube, here." Koushi proceeds to hand me a small heart shaped baby blue colored pill, making a hand gesture. I simply raise my eyebrow at him, looking the pill over. "Where did this come from?" He sighs but leans his head against the back of the couch, looking up at me with eyes on so pretty. "It's something new Tendou and i made, it's safe, i promise. I tested it already." I keep my expression as i play with the pill in my hand. "Well if you've already tested it, why do i have to take it?" He manages to keep his smile as he explains. "I can't test it for our new clients, love. One, that's a sure way to get robbed. Two, it doesn't look credible. It could look like im overexaggerating or faking. Just be my little tester, baby, please?" He pouts, and it's times like this that i'm reminded that i'd harvest his liver if he weren't so pretty. I sigh heavily and give in, popping the pill in my mouth as Suga grabs my wrist. "Let it sit and dissolve a bit." He catches me quickly as i almost swallow it. He guides me around the side of the couch into his lap, holding me close.

"How's it taste?" He keeps eye contact with me from the moment i sit in his lap, his eyes telling me not to turn around and acknowledge the group of people he was trying to pitch this stuff to. I knew he could tell i was uncomfy, the stares i could feel making me fidget and shift in his hold. I mildly zoned out in a small panic, wondering if i truly looked presentable enough in front of these rich ass kids, their rich ass aunts and uncles, in the nice ass castle of a mansion. Koushi can read me like a book, tapping my thigh to gain my attention again. "Honey, how's it taste?" the look in his eyes is intense, wanting an answer. "Sweet... why does it taste like fruit?" I couldn't help the slightly confused face i made at the flavor, making him chuckle as he turned me so that my back was was against his chest. He held me close and kept his hands on my thighs, prompting me to swat away his hands as they kept creeping higher under my dress. "It's meant to be mixed into a participants drink or be fed to them straight like you. So we made sure it tasted good, like an easily dissolved candy." He always used the word participant when selling in order to not seem like he was promoting assaulting anyone. He might sell drugs but he has at least a few standards.

As the pill in my mouth dissolves, i swallow the rest, continuously swatting at Koushi's hands as he keeps trying to lift my skirt and force his hands between my thighs. It can't have been more than 10 minutes, but things started seeming hazy. My body was feeling hotter than before, like i was going through my own personal heat wave. I was starting to sweat, wanting nothing more than to peel away the dress that began to cling to my skin. It was an uncomfortable heat, causing me to shift and squirm around in my boyfriend's lap as he kept trying to feel me up. I lost track of when but at some point i stopped trying to smack his hands away, allowing his hands to travel up between my thighs and play with me as he kept up with the casual conversation of drugs and life experiences. I could tell i was still being closely observed by the group, though i couldn't really tell if the group had gotten bigger or not. My eyes were closed as my brain tried it's best to sort out the heat, feeling like the pleasure i got from Sugawara simply gently rubbing my clit over my panties was way more than normal.

"Ko..." The whine i let out was quiet, and the response i got was just as quiet. "Yes, love?" I could feel him press his lips against the back of my neck, devil like smirk plastered across his face. " 'M hot... wanna leave..." It seemed like my brain had figured out why i was so hot, so willing to let him touch me, vision so hazy i could barely see straight. I grind against him again and again, the feeling of arousal coursing through every fiber of my being. It was almost like i was having to hold back from fucking him in front of his clientele, feeling that if he'd just fuck my brains out, i'd finally be able to cool down and recollect myself properly.

"Awww, but i wasn't done talking... There's still so much life left in the party." He fakes a pout as i lean my head back against his shoulder with a real one. As he continues mocking my pouting face, i feel his fingers slide under the fabric of my underwear, tracing around my entrance. I involuntarily buck my hips at the feeling, whining and pushing back into him. "Koushi, please... I wanna leave, i can barely sit still or think right... Let's just go home already, promise i'll make it up to you." I beg, making him giggle more into the back of my neck, sliding 2 of his fingers inside witha bit too much ease.

"But sugar, i'm making a sale and you're doing so well for me. You're the perfect little test subject in public, especially for this." I do my best to keep my mouth shut as he quickly picks up the pace, my body feeling even hotter. I turn a little and push more of my face into his neck, breathing in the scent of his cologne as i kiss up and down the side of his neck. The growl he lets out is quiet in my ear, his fingers moving even faster, his free hand wrapped around my lower waist to keep me from squirming away. I burry my face into his neck as much as i can as i release around his fingers, whining loudly in his ear. The heat subsided for a second, allowing me to catch my breath before coming back tenfold. I could feel Suga mildly grinding into me, still managing to talk to the people that surrounded us.

"Yeah, one sec..." He puts his mouth against my ear, starting to slowly move his fingers again. "Babe, you could've just said you were that horny, our friends here wouldn't mind a show. How about you get on your knees and help me focus so i can make this sale, then i'll take you home and fuck you like you want." The preposition was too good to pass up, but for different reasons than i expected. I slid off of his lap and settled onto my knees in front of him, mouth watering. He smiled from around his coated fingers, placing his other hand on my head and ruffling my hair.

He lets go of his fingers, muttering about how good i taste, before undoing his pants and sliding himself out. His tip is flushed and drooling just as much as i am, his hand taking a tight hold of my hair as he pulls me closer so that his length rests against my face, eyes locking as he stares down at me. "God, you look so pretty when you're this eager for me." He turns his attention to the group of people who haven't moved nor turned away, my eyes sliding to see them out of my peripheral. "See? Just 10 minutes ago she was swatting away my hands under her dress and worried about you all watching. Now, she's on her knees, drooling for me, and unbothered by you guys." He gives them that same thousand watt smile, my mind spinning with the small thought that it's only been 10 minutes. He lets go of my head, leaning back completely as he keeps his eyes on the group and motions to me with his hand. I go to reach for him only for him to smack my hand and make the same gesture. I pout but obey none the less and take him as far as i can into my mouth, pulling up to swirl my tongue around the head.

He lets out a minor groan, taking a deep breath as he relaxes in his seat. "A question... Does it work on both men and women?" I hear a younger woman, hair long and dress longer, ask. He nods and hums in affirmation. "I test everything my partner and i make, and she just thought i was being a horny pervert. This is the first time she's even seen it. Guaranteed to work on anyone who doesn't have a viagra addiction." He manages to rouse a small chuckle from the group, groaning more himself as i go faster than before. "Fuck.. So, what are we thinking? Got a deal or two?" I hear a few yes's and confirmations, but i can hear a hum of apprehension. I pull off of him with a gasp, moving to suck on his balls as i see him raise his brow.

"What's wrong now, Harry?" He has this determined look on his face, only faltering a bit when i make my way back up to his dick and far enough down him to gag. "I'm just a bit skeptical is all, i mean, how do we know she's not faking? Or just a whore in general." At that moment, i feel Suga's hand on the back of my head, pulling me off and pulling me back onto his lap. I squirm around, mildly helping him as he pulls my dress up to my waist and my panties to the side, sliding in with ease. I toss my head back against his shoulder and moan as he immediately starts moving. "A couple of things, Harry. Number 1, i dont appreciate you talking about my girl that way. If anything, all of you are getting a front row seat to something i only get behind closed doors. Consider yourself lucky for the view and watch your mouth. Number 2, I assure you, it's genuine. Under normal circumstances, she'd have gotten off my lap awhile ago and probably slapped me for trying to touch her during a public party."

He pulls the neckline of my dress down beneath my chest, taking my tits in his hands as he turns and plants both feet firmly on the ground to fuck me even harder. I squeal at the change, letting him have me any way he pleases, moaning loud enough for at least the people in the kitchen to hear me over the music. I hear a few more confirmations of deals to the side as he leans to whisper in my ear. "Look at you... Look at how much money you're making me. You really are a good luck charm, aren't you? So fuckin' good for me, bet if i asked you to suck one of them off to close a deal you would, wouldn't you? Fucking dumb slut." I whine loudly at his words, moving my hips to grind against him as he brings himself to a stop and moves a hand to wrap it around my neck, choking me as he tells me to keep going. I put my arms on his thighs and use what mild strength i have left to fuck myself onto him, having him let go of my throat and chest to instead opt for my waist.

The more desperate i get, the faster i get, Suga encouraging me by telling me he's close and to make us both cum. I hit the wall before he does, sitting firmly on his dick as he starts thrusting up into me again until he fills me in front of his clients. He pulls me close, taking a moment to catch his breath against my neck before pressing a kiss against my jugular holding me tightly as he looks back over to the group. "Now, which of you wanted to make a deal again?" I turn my head slightly to see the now even larger group of people, everyone with a hand raised. "Wonderful."

#haikyuu!! smut #sugawara smut #RexyWrites #sugawara x reader #haikyu x reader #dealer!Sugawara #sugawara koushi #hq #hq x reader #hq smut

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whyareyouhere66 · 2 years

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Haikyuu Characters as Quotes From My Life

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Basically, this chapter is just some of the Haikyuu characters as quotes that me, my friends, and even some of my classmates have said. Yeah, it's simple as that. They don't really make sense *the quotes*, even with context so yeah lol.

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-*-* "Christian Grey may be 50 shades of fucked up- but I'm 50 shades of 'I'm gonna whoop your ass" -Kuroo

-*- *"I think I have a crush on Pennywise." -Tanaka

-*-* "If only men had brains and balls, at the same time." -Kiyoko

-*-* "No Im not gonna eat my cat, I'm not a cannibal." -Nishinoya

-*-* " I look like a warthog and have the personality of a she-devil." -Yamamoto

-*-* "See, I told you Megan, my boobs are getting bigger." -Asahi

-*-* "Do you have gum in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?....I think you're excited to see me." -Oikawa *to Iwaizumi, most likely*

-*-* "Tell me a good song- and we're not listening to the trolls soundtrack." -Ushijima *talking to Tendou*

-*-* "If I write my essay about Fortnite and global warming what will I get?" -Bokuto

-*-* "I once had a guy walk up to me at target and he was like 'wanna buy some ball wash?'" -Terushima

-*-* "Ryan Reynolds is hot." -Ennoshita

-*-* "Jeff Bezos would be a great drug dealer." -Kenma

-*-* "Ugh that's nasty....gonna give us fricking herpes..." -Akaashi

-*-* "HE HAD TWO GLIZZIES" -Bokuto

-*-* "It looks like pennywise could crawl out of that things butthole." -Hinata

-*-* "I just got winky faced by Kahoot." -Tsukishima

-*-* "I'm gonna get fax paper, and make cards that say "we give free bj's" and tape it on peoples doors." -Kuroo

-*-* "If I have to listen to another minute of JoJo Siwa I will lose my mind." -Daichi

-*-* "YOU CLOSED MY DUOLINGO TAB?!" -Nishinoya

-*-* "Can any orgasms so photosynthesis...?" -Kageyama

-*-* "My shoulder is no longer a virgin." -Yamaguchi

-*-* "Don't change, we hate you just the way you are." -Iwaizumi

-*-* "Mom can you leave so I can curse at my friends?" -Sugawara *talking to Ukai*

-*-* "We thought there was cum in the bathroom." -Tanaka

-*-* "I don't like purple, I like ducks" -Hinata

-*-* "The bible is not smut, bitch." -Kenma (I'm sorry if anyone finds this offensive-)

-*-* "Mort I cannot 'move it move it' anymore" -Yamomoto

-*-* "They kill pears- that's why it's so sad. But pineapples stay alive, pears just- die!!" -Bokuto

-*-* "Not gonna lie man but your toes are...dry." -Tanaka

-*-* "That's like going up to a police officer holding up a bag and going, "hey can you step outside for a minute, go down and get some coffee, I should be done in about 15 minutes?" -Kindaichi

-*-* "I swear to god I will turn this- this navy blue van around!!" -Daichi/Ukai

-*-* "Nah he's got little-man-itis." Tsukishima *talking about Hinata, ofc*

-*-* "Don't we have a leader in the real world?" *Bokuto, continue to next quote *

-*-* "Yeah we've got Michael Jackson." -Kuroo *that one was a 2-parter haha*

-*-* "YOU'LL BELIEVE GOD IS A WOMENNNN- is that vodka??" -Nishinoya

-*-* "It's probably like, burnt fire or something." -Oikawa

-*-* "Why do you not like shirtless men." -Tanaka

-*-* "I'm gonna start a petition to make Boston a continent....or maybe New Jersey." -Hinata

-*-* "We've known eachother since the 1800's- we went to Travis Scott concerts with George Washington." -Tanaka *talking abt Yamamoto*

-*-* "Dame cabeza" -Tanaka

-*-* "No one likes Jacobs, Jacobs are ugly and raspy." -Tsukishima

K great, so anyways-

Idk that's all I got rn, y'all got a free glimpse of my strange friends and even stranger school. Hope you enjoyed and adios

edit: holy shit this blew up a lot faster than I expected- thanks so much y’all

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #bokuto koutarou #tsukishima kei #kuroo tetsuro x you #akaashi keji #hinata shōyō #nishinoya yu #tanaka ryuunosuke #daichi sawamura #sugawara koushi #kageyama hikaru #oikawa tōru #ushijima #tendou satori

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locobastaaa · 5 months

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HAIKYUU: Mejores y Peores compas de PORRO!

Personajes: Kuroo, Tendou, Akaashi, Sugawara, Daichi, Iwaizumi, Kenma, Bokuto, Hinata, Asahi, Yamaguchi, Ushijima, Oikawa, Lev, Tsukishima, Atsumu, Kageyama

Me saco el lado argento y ecribo un headcanon q me surgio hace bastante

Tw: consumo de marihuana, algunos vomitan, chiste de deportar a Lev, son MAYORES en este fic!! (no consuman si son menores)

Mejores

1- Kuroo (ree chill arma increible y te cuenta historias y datos re interesantes, te deja apoyarte en su pecho mientras te abraza y hablan, toman pepsi fria y comen papas)

2- Tendou (muchos contactos de dealers, arma bastante bien y le agarra alto viaje mistico, le copa ver pelis flasheras bajo el efecto pero no entiende nada ni puede seguir la trama, lo babea un toque asiq menos puntos x eso, un cago de risa si lo juntas con Kuroo. Lo posee su chef interior y te intenta de hacer comida y esta god)

3- Akaashi (si no le da un brote psicótico pobre pibe esta en la suya y se pone profundo/sentimental y bastante cariñoso. Se abre de la nada y cuenta de sus problemas, basicamente todo lo q sobrepiensa lo dice en voz alta, se le borra el filtro)

4- Suga (se pone profundo y se re suelta, tal vez se nos queda dormido, le gustan los savorizados de eucalipto/lavanda, no sabe armar igual)

5- Daichi (afloja el culo fruncido y te cagas de risa, tira de la nada el comentario mas shockeante del mundo, no se acuerda de nada el dia siguiente y si se acuerda lo niega rotundamentepa)

6- Iwa (arma decente pero le agarra rapido la mano, bastante chill, no para de hablar mal de Oikawa pero se caga de risa y le gusta salir a boludear x los supers)

7- Kenma (suuper tranqui medio q le da nauseas pero no dice nada y al toque se le van, se rie a veces en voz baja pero no sabes de que, medio cagaso pero es re lindo asiq lo perdonamos, se pega la siesta de su vida casi llaman a una ambulancia xq parecia q no respiraba al dia siguiente

Peores

1-Bokuto (se pone insoportable bajate de la heladera pendejo pelotudo, no para de hablar y de reírse y se intenta hacer amigo de tu viejo con la baranda a marihuana q maneja de pedo no lo saco cagando)

2- Hinata (si no muere instantáneamente termina vomitando todo solo con el olor, lo MATO, le pega al toque y fuertisimo pobre nene)

3- Asahi (le agarra un derrame no lo vemos mas, multiplicador de depresion)

4- Yamaguchi (vomita todo flaco hiciste 2 pitadas, después se pone q llorar xq le da culpa)

5- Ushijima (no se como lo convencieron a q fume pero muy mal viaje, no entiende nada, se olvida q mide 3 metros y va tirando cosas sin querer, flashea entrenamiento en medio del viaje astral y se empieza a sentir mal de la panza, no le gusta la experiencia y no quiere hacerlo nunca más, medio q los gaslightea sin querer a los otros para q se sientan mal cuando consumen)

6- Oikawa (no para de llorar callenlo, se te tira encima pero no calcula q es pesadisimo y te aplasta, ya en el piso con vos abajo sin respirar se queda dormido y moris afixiado)

7- Tsukishima (se hace el agrandado y desp se pone del orto, mas irritable de lo normal, desp se niega a compartir colchon)

8- Atsumu (cerra el ORTO, se le infla la cabeza del choto e intenta chamuyarse a ser q se mueva, mi vieja esta casada y te triplica en edad loco para de tirarle onda te voy a asesinar)

9- Kageyama (la re mal viaja pero esta callado asiq no me quejo, se levanta una vez en toda la noche para ir al 'baño' y caldea hasta el techo)

10- Lev (otro q es insoportable, no para de cantar y gritar, te tenes q contener de darle vuelta la cabeza de una piña posta no se calla y te hace un headlock en forma de cariño pero te apreta la cabeza y te duele pero cuando le decis como esta cantando a todo pulmon no te escucha, Kenma lo hace recapacitar de el pedazo de grito q le pega, lo deja llorando. Es del tipo que dice cada 10 segundos 'estoy re ido locooo' si ya se Lev te voy a deportar).

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eien-no-gakusha · 1 year

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Outen no Mon/Deep Sea

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The Tale of Young Sugawara no Michizane

Outen no Mon the show made me want to read the manga. Reading the synopsis, I originally joked with friends that this was just another Heian era swashbuckling mystery thriller or Onmyoji knockoff sans magic. It is not just another Heian era swashbuckling mystery thriller, it is…different enough to be called unique. Where Onmyoji was basically tale of a smartass, debauched sorcerer and straightlaced warrior who overcome their differences to save Heian-kyo to comical effect; Outen no Mon is about a smartass, bookworm scholar and playboy warrior who overcome their differences to save Heian-kyo. As in any story set in Heian-kyo, it is haunted. No wonder onmyoji business was booming during that era. The difference is in Onmyoji the ghosts are real while in Outen no Mon the real danger lies in man. As for the chick in the team, the immortal priestess is replaced with an imports and antique dealer who is probably also running a sweatshop of counterfeit goods. But she has a good heart and uses her talents in service of the protagonists so don’t worry about it.

Characters:

In summary we have the brains, the brawn, and the street smarts for our protagonist team of investigators. They can also be classified as middle class (Sugawara no Michizane), aristocrat (Ariwara no Narihira), and peasant (Shouki). They are performed by our triple moon tops: Tsukishiro Kanato, Houzuki An, and Umino Mitsuki respectively. (I just realized the tops and niibante of moon troupe all have moon in their name. Coincidence? ^^;) This is my second non-romantic Takarazuka show in a row. First I got a politically-charged Chinese historical fiction and now I got a politically-charged Japanese historical fiction. In other words, this show tends to focus on the mystery and we follow the friendship of Michizane and Narihira more closely than anything Shouki is doing. Reiko and Chinatsu portrayed their respective roles and contrasted each other admirably. Michizane as a character is a shut-in bookworm and apathetic to the machinations of the court, choosing to mingle with the commoners whom he feels kinship with. This often manifests as dressing casually to see the Emperor. In the manga, he is a classic shounen hero with a difficult, socially awkward personality but still a morally upstanding citizen. Reiko’s version is a bit more socially competent and suave because she is a Takarazuka hero. Her Michizane comes across as an introverted and introspective youth rather than full hikikomori. Since we aren’t privy to internal monologue in this staging, this is probably a better approach for presenting the main character.

Then we have Chinatsu as Narihira, resident playboy and military officer responsible for the safety of Heian-kyo. While being a nepo-baby nobleman, he does take his job seriously and is open-minded. His haughtiness and discrimination against the peasants is a result of ignorance rather than him being a dick and his friendship with Michizane begins with him opening his eyes to the plight of the disenfranchised. I feel the fanservice was toned down compared to usual Takarazuka fare. Narihira is so blasé about his charms. Instead of a dramatic pose or drawn out moment where he puts his flirt on, he’s just going about his day and doing his job. He just throws out a wink or wave while on patrol but marches professionally on when he’s on the clock even if fangirls are present. That strikes me as a different portrayal of playboy from the norm. Houzuki An is certainly one who would know she is suave without overcompensating. XD Her makeup didn’t photograph well in some angles and I think she was attempting an old man but sexy look as Narihira is considerably older than Michizane. Chinatsu’s voice is divine and it’s strong enough to carry. Couple times she nearly blew out her mic in both the show and revue. Also, I swear she had more costume changes than the Top Star since she’s playing a man of society so we saw her in dress uniform, street uniform, casual ensemble, etc. On the other hand, Michizane is a maverick scholar known to be a slob who even dares to come to court in the Heian version of sweatpants and T-shirt so Tsukishiro Kanato is usually in the same outfit.

As the political intrigue features heavily in the story, the show is a bit of a sausage fest so there isn’t much for musumeyaku to do. There are only three named female roles of note so it makes sense that Eri would take the biggest female role. Shouki is a fun character in her own right and has no romantic subplot as a shrewd businesswoman and an equal member of our intrepid trio. She is the ingenious friend who provides the resources to make Michizane’s plans a reality. It is a refreshing role for a musumeyaku, who usually get stuck as love interests. Of course, there is star-crossed romance on the side in case seinen is not your genre. Narihira and Takako were lovers who tried to elope in their youth but circumstances of birth have rendered their relationship forbidden. They resolve this the mature, Japanese way (those of you who watch Japanese historical dramas know what I’m talking about). For a side character and love interest, Takako is a complex character with her own personality and drive despite her vulnerable social circumstances that Amashi Juri brought to life. Generally, the female characters were well-developed and interesting even if sparse.

Kazama Yuno as Fujiwara no Mototsune is practically a lead character and a complicated antagonist. He doesn’t have much depth to him as cold and calculating Fujiwara Jr who does most of foster dad’s dirty work. However, his relationship with everyone else makes him interesting. He had a not-negative acquaintance with Kisshoumaru, Michizane’s deceased older brother. However, his younger brothers were responsible for Kisshoumaru’s death. Thus, Mototsune and Michizane’s relationship is awkward to say the least. If his solo number is any indication, he really did consider the Sugawara brothers as friends and misses their childhood romps while regretful about the harm his dick younger brothers inflicted. Mototsune hasn’t completely gone to the dark side yet, perhaps due to him being a distant relative adopted into the main branch of the Fujiwaras or his youth. Him and Takako are on the same boat as adoptees from a lesser branch of the family so he is more sympathetic and softer towards her. He’s also willing to give respect when it is due, even if it is for the opposition.

Those are the characters worth mentioning. The supporting cast do their jobs. The two child characters are comic relief running around to sing the praises of Michizane’s genius. Groups of women serve to showcase how corruption has disenfranchised the poor or as fangirls to promote Narihira’s star stud status. The Sugawara household are a wholesome and supportive family who are scholarly and down to earth. The Fujiwara household is…evil. I joke but they portray a toxic and strained family. Half are spoiled, despotic fools hiding behind the family name while the other half are miserable, calculating souls forced to make sacrifices and make up the slack of the former. The emperor is young, naïve, and weak. But he is always that way in any media featuring the corrupt Fujiwara puppeteering the throne (an actual stretch of history Japanese media love to defer to). Overall, a strong cast from Tsukigumi!

Plot:

Story wise, it was a good opening but as the manga is ongoing and probably quite lengthy, it feels like we just completed an arc. The arc is specifically about a demon parade harassing the streets of Heian-kyo that kills hapless citizens caught in its path. By imperial decree among other circumstances, our main characters find themselves working together to stop the murders and uncover the truth of the matter. The mystery of murder-ghosts was resolved but a lot of the interpersonal conflicts remained open-ended. And what I mean by resolution is the streets are safe again now that the murderers are arrested but we never learn the motive or discover the mastermind. In this respect, the musical did end a bit abruptly. Regardless, I enjoyed the pacing, intrigue, and story immensely.

The plot was quite rich. There is the main plot of why there’s a demon parade abducting people at night. Michizane deduces this is a more earthly problem and together with his crew they catch the culprits. Additionally, we are given lots of political intrigue with a naïve young Emperor being controlled by the Fujiwara clan. Papa-Fujiwara is such a social climber he’s adopting all his country bumpkin relatives to be his pawns in court. His heir is an adopted son and now he’s acquired a new daughter he’s trying to shove into the emperor’s harem. Someone wants the emperor dead and someone is using the emperor for their own ends, all fingers point to the Fujiwaras but they are untouchable. There are many layers to this show.

The character relationships are also complicated and the conflicts hit in the feels. The main character is disenchanted with the Japanese court and is struck with wanderlust so strong he wants to go abroad and explore broader horizons. He has big dreams and genius to match but is hampered by politics and domestic issues. Reiko explains all of this in song form! You have hard-working and practical Shouki who may be doing some shady business but the economy is bad and the system is against her. Narihira and Takako are pining for each other, but are unable to reconcile their duty to family and their own pride. Theirs is a bittersweet ending. Mototsune has a lot of internal conflict to sort through but being a corrupt politician is hard work. The list goes on. I wasn’t moved to tears but was invested in the characters.

The musical is definitely plot driven. I had more of an impression of that and the character development than I did of the musical numbers, which informed the story rather than serve as earworms. The diegetic dance sequence in the imperial court was the only memorable number. This was a grand dance number where Takako was meant to perform and seduce the emperor. Then it transitions to the investigating trio being forced to duet together while they try to protect the emperor from assassination without ruining the banquet. Lots of flashy bird costumes in this scene. The court ladies are doing some sort of crane or heron dance with not-Takako at the center in a silver crane costume equipped with anachronistically showgirl style headdress. Then Michizane and Shouki perform what appears to be a mandarin duck dance (based on the costume) but are interrupted due to Murphy’s law and lots of plots so Narihira has no choice but to take Shouki’s place. Read into that what you will. While the emperor has his attention on the stage within the stage, the audience is focused on the surrounding intrigue.

Overall, I quite liked it. Now I will go read the manga and see how it compares.

The Carnival of the Sea Gods

After such an amazing show, I was underwhelmed by the revue. Deep Sea? More like “Glitter Cabaret.” The theme was very subtle, which can be creative genius or WTF. It was leaning towards the latter for me. There were some ideas I liked such as the jellyfish tailcoats and personified pearls representing inspiration, courage, and hope. The Mariana Trench episode was an interesting direction… Not all the ideas hit. There were some snappy tunes but nothing memorable. Lots of spicy Latin flavor such as tango, frills, spurned lovers, etc as advertised. This revue was very shiny. Blindingly so at times. That is my biggest impression of it.

The revue was a hit-or-miss, but that is just my opinion. My neighbors were significantly more impressed. Amazingly enough, I was surrounded by sweaty dudes. One grandpa was camped out with all his binoculars including a piece of equipment fit for birdwatching. He was regularly switching between binoculars during both show and revue. Another gentleman was clearly looking for a specific seito, perking up at specific times. All the gentlemen fans noticeably leaned forward during the rockettes number. No judgment there, Takarazuka entertains all!

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thatonenerdisme · 2 years

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Fire? Fire.

Characters: Sugawara Koushi, Gn!reader, Daichi (Minor role),

A/n: Just got inspired randomly and decided to write this, whatever it is. This is my first posted fic so it’s kinda short. Don’t tell me i didn’t warn you

w/c: 550

A scream sounded through the house and Koushi felt his body still. The cry came from the kitchen and the only person it could have come from was you.

“Y/N!” He ran into the kitchen prepared to murder someone with his bare hands, only to see you standing on the table with nobody else in sight. You looked at your best friend with fear in your eyes.

“Y/n? What’s wrong?” You raised your hand and pointed at the floor, just beside his feet. He looked down and stilled when he realised what it was.

“I-is that- Is that a spider?” He asked you, not letting the spider leave his sight, knowing that it would likely disappear if he did. And if that happened, they would simply have to burn the apartment down and move in with Daichi.

“Yeah, that’s definitely a spider” Your voice cracked at spider, and you looked at Koushi pleadingly.

“I’ll just join you on the table, and then we’ll figure something out,” He slowly moved forward towards the table, still watching the spider. Both of you flinched when it suddenly moved towards him.

“Hurry!” You screamed as he scrambled on top of the table. He stood beside you, and you hugged him. Hard.

"Are you okay? You're not dead, are you? Oh my god, what if we're boTH DEAD!? How are you supposed to marry Daichi and how am I supposed to marry Kiyoko!? Kiyoko will KILL me for dying before her dinner party, it doesn’t matter that I’m dead!" Koushi was starting to panic too "What if you’re right, and we’re bOTH DEAD, holy shit we're dead, and the spider killed us! Wait- no. That's impossible. The spider can’t have killed us. I mean it’s super tiny and small and really, really scary-,"

Just as Koushi's panicking started to calm down, something happened, something much. Much worse. The thing both children and adults have nightmares about. Both of them stilled as they looked at the spot where the spider had previously been.

“The spider, it was there before, right?” Y/n’s voice shook as it turned to a whisper.

“Yeah, it was,” Koushi’s voice cracked and his hands were shaking. You both looked at eachother with fear and determination in your eyes. You took a deep breath and spoke,

“Fire?” He nodded, confirming.

“Fire.”

“And that’s how we ended up here, Captain!” You smiled as Koushi put his arm around Daichi’s neck. Daichi deadpanned and sighed.

“So you mean to tell me you saw a spider. Said spider disappeared after you thought it had killed you (in which the worst thing about that scenario was Kiyoko killing you for not coming to her dinner party even though you were supposedly dead) and you two decided that the best course of action was burning your apartment down?” It looked like Daichi had grown a few grey hairs just from the conversation alone.

“Yes, would you mind if we stayed here for a while?” Daichi looked like he’s expected the question and chuckled as he drag his hand over his face.’

“Yeah, you can stay. But Y/n wouldn’t you rather live with Kiyoko since you’re “proposing” and all. I wasn’t aware you had even gotten official!”

You sweatdropped and glared at him.

“I thought I was gonna die!”

#haikyuu!!#reader #gender neutral reader #sugawara koushi #creepy crawly death dealers #daichi sawamura #kiyoko shimizu #Y/n: Hey Koushi #Suga: Yeah #Y/n: Did you know it's apparently illegal setting fire to apartments #even if you were just protecting yourself from spiders #Suga: Wait what #Y/n: yeah we're pretty much screwed

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seita · 3 years

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— corrupt-a-virgin collab. (CLOSED)

this is the first time i've done an open collab so...hope this goes well </3

rules.

+ 18+ only! please have your age visible somewhere on your blog!

+ haikyuu, jujutsu kaisen, and bnha characters allowed!

+ make sure you age your jjk + bnha characters up if needed!

+ dark content is accepted!

+ try to aim for 500+ words!

+ any additional genre is allowed; angst, fluff, just pwp, whatever!

+ to enter please send me a DM with your character of choice! (either here on tumblr or discord if you have me there!)

+ i only accept one character to be written at a time so if a character is already taken you'll have to pick a different one!

+ only one participant per blog!

+ you have to post this fic by may 5th! i know a lot of people are participating in collabs rn so i'm giving a decent window of time for posting!

theme.

the overall theme for this is loss of virginity/corruption kink! your work has to include this but you can splice in any other kinks you'd like! <3

haikyuu corrupters:

wet | matsukawa issei — @seita

celibate | suna rintarou — @bjbex

atsumu miya — @miyasbaby

kyoutani kentarou — @loveatsutani

5 stages of love | hanamaki takahiro — @spikesbimbo

watch your mouth | osamu miya — @kaijime

sakusa kiyoomi — @kenmasbb

sawamura daichi — @dailuna

addicted | oikawa tooru — @undersero

take care | ushijima wakatoshi — @iwas-baby

saintly lips, devils tongue | tsukishima kei — @brivetaroundtown

indulgence | kita shinsuke — @c-herri

iwaizumi hajime — @siren-writings

all for me | kageyama tobio — @pressedlilacsandlilies

pills | kozume kenma — @somecravings

angel | azumane asahi — @ct-5445

first time for everything | akaashi keiji — @sunaluvs

tsukishima akiteru — @tsumutt

winning love | nishinoya yuu — @chronic-claire-universe

meian shugo — @2seijoh

bokuto kotarou — @shiggyslittlebirdie

sweet revenge | yamaguchi tadashi — @pupimouto

goshiki tsutomu — @erosojiro

untouchable | ukai keishin — @gingersnaaps

semi eita — @omismi

self esteem | tendou satori — @missberrypie

dangerous | tanaka ryuunosuke — @merelyhopeless

sugawara koushi — @nanikoreeeh

connection | hinata shoyo — @samuslut

his | ennoshita chikara — @whoretypebeat

nicollas romero — @atsumuse

daishou suguru — @marviesss

kuroo tetsurou — @forchrollo

jjk corrupters:

gojo satoru — @bokutobabie

mahito — @kohito

dollhouse | fushuguro toji — @dilfsuna

show me heaven, take me to hell | yuta okkotsu — @drxwsyni

a friend in need | itadori yuji — @chicoree

geto suguru — @melremade

shattered | inumaki toge — @your-average-weeb-dealer

please | sukuna — @stariwrites

expectations | zenin naoya — @lets-go-datehoe

greedy | fushiguro megumi — @godjo

bnha corrupters:

shigaraki tomura — @dabiesel

temptation | bakugou katsuki — @katsuhera

dabi — @touyangel

midoriya izuku — @itadrkori

i want you to have me, all of me | shinso hitoshi — @bakugohoex

nasty | togata mirio — @honeykeigo

your biggest fan | aizawa shota — @colossalnova

what he never knew | kaminari denki — @macnevercries

chisaki kai — @viixens

fuck the fort | kirishima eijirou — @nomadmilk

shindo yo — @suedebunn

make me drown | usabiyama rumi — @kkodzvken

virgin killer | todoroki shōto — @kiyoobi

todoroki natsuo — @gojosweets

i think he knows | takami keigo — @burnthoneymint

iida tenya — @obsxssing

todoroki enji — @nobayanii

#haikyuu smut #hq smut #jjk smut #virgin collab

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honey-makki · 4 years

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aphrodisia

A smutty College!Haikyuu au collab between @honey-makki and @sugawara-sweetheart

Vindication | @sugawara-sweetheart

(n.) to be cleared from censure or doubt, by means of demonstration

RA!oikawa x reader | 25/08

Warnings: face fucking, orgasm denial, spitting, masturbation, degradation

Malice | @honey-makki

(n.) desire to inflict suffering on another out of deep-seated hostility

Ambassador!Tsukishima x reader | 28/08

Warnings: hate fucking, rough sex, public sex, degradation, hair pulling, biting, dacryphilia, creampie

Cheese | @sugawara-sweetheart

(n.) contextually is a response to a photographer asking for the subject to smile at the camera

Tinder hookup!Terushima x camgirl!reader | 30/08

Warnings: sex toys, orgasm denial, overstimulation, face riding, titty-fucking, cum-eating

Apodyopsis | @honey-makki

(n.) the act of mentally undressing someone

Fratboy!Nishinoya x reader | 01/09

Warnings: fellatio, face fucking, riding, body worship, praise kink

Basorexia | @sugawara-sweetheart

(n.) the overwhelming desire to kiss

Classmate!Bokuto x reader | 04/09

Warnings: thigh-riding, riding, muscle kink, mirror sex, size kink

Saudade | @honey-makki

(n.) nostalgia, the love that remains a desire to be near someone or something distant. The feeling you get when missing someone you love.

Long distance boyfriend!Tanaka x reader | 06/09

Warnings: angst, break up sex, overstimulation

Aeipathy | @sugawara-sweetheart

(n.) an enduring and consuming passion

Sugawara x reader x Asashi | 08/09

Warnings: Exhibitionism, threesome, shower sex, voyeurism, cunnilingus, masturbation, cum-eating

Selcouth | @honey-makki

(aj.) unfamiliar, strange and yet marvelous

Roommate!Saeko x reader | 11/09

Warnings: cunnilingus, fingering, corruption kink, praise kink

Frisson | @honey-makki

(n.) a shiver of pleasure

Librarian!Akaashi x reader | 13/09

Warnings: public sex, exhibitionism, hair pulling, praise kink,

Ellipsism | @sugawara-sweetheart

(n.) the sadness that one will never be able to know how history turns out.

FWB!Kuroo x reader | 15/09

Warnings: angst, brat-taming, rough sex, impact play, choking, finger-gagging

Elysium | @honey-makki

(n.) heavenly paradise

Drug dealer!Kyotani x reader | 18/09

Warnings: dub con if you squint, drug use, high sex, cunnilingus, rough sex, scratching, size kink

Forelsket | @sugawara-sweetheart

(n.) The euphoria you experience when you're first falling in love.

TA!Shirabu x reader | 20/09

Warnings: body worship, edging, praise kink, hair-pulling, begging, orgasm denial

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miyaniacs · 2 years

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Match Up for @daddy-dealer

Matched with: Sugawara

Scenario: The Brownie Thief

Turning around you bend down and roam through the groceries in the bag, desperately looking for the chocolate foundant.

„Suga have you seen the foundant?“ you ask while still looking through your bag.

„Mhphh? N-Noo? Are you sure you bought it?“ he asked, his voice a bit muffled.

„Yes! I knew I got two of them!“ you turn back around and frown.

„… Suga… why is there a piece missing?“

„There isn’t?“

„They are still on the backing sheet. You clearly see that there‘s something missing.“ you put your hand on your waist and glare up at him.

„Wasn’t me!“ he says and grabs another piece, „that was me though!“ he puts it in his mouth and grabs another one. As you open your mouth to scroll him again, he shoves it in yours and shuts you up. „And that was you! - you ate the first one too didn’t you?!“ he dramatically grasps.

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #sugawara headcanon #haikyuu matchups #sugawara x reader

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unicorn-gallerexy · 1 month

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The Masterlist

Howdy!

I go by several things, so pick one of the following: Uni, Umii, Umiia, or Rexy. Pronouns are She/they.

I am multifandom so ill update as i go for this.

× = Smut, ♡ = romantic/fluffy in some way or another, * = Crack activity

Haikyuu!!

Serial killer!Matsukawa: First dates ♡

Serial killer!Matsukawa: Argument spree ×

Pastor!Asahi: Giving in ×

Dealer!Sugawara: Help me out? ×

(Technical) Homewrecker!Atsumu: One for Another ×♡

Obey Me!

The boys and an MC of their own in the Hunger Games *

#rexywrites #Masterlist for myself bc i need organization

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al3x1ss · 3 years

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Just a Friend to You

Chapter 32: Blueberry Eyes

“I’m home!” Akaashi calls out, taking his keys out from the door and closing it. He slips off his shoes on the tray, and walks to the living room.

Y/N slightly stretches, smiling at his standing form, mumbling “hi angel.”

He smiles at her in return, leaning over her laying form and kissing her forehead. Standing up, he begins to back away.

“2 seconds, let me go change then I’ll come.”

She nods in response, snuggling back into the blanket whilst waiting. A few minutes later, Akaashi joins her, pushing the glasses up on his face with a smile.

The girl opens the blanket, a signal for him to join her as he leans down and gets comfortable.

“Hi angel.”

“Hi darling.”

His arms wrap around her tightly, giving soft kisses to her forehead as she giggles. She snuggled into his neck, kissing any skin she could reach as her breathing slows, sending her into a slumber.

Akaashi sighs in contentment, grabbing the remote from the coffee table next to the couch and turning off the tv. He kisses her forehead once more, mumbling out “Alexa, play the sleepy times playlist.”

He smiles, squeezing the girl once more before resting his chin above her head, keeping her warm under the blanket as he also begins to drift off.

“Now playing: Just a Friend to You, by Meghan Trainor”

The Dealer has run out of cards! Wanna play again?

WRITTEN BY: Al3x1ss

ALL SHIT DONE BY: Al3x1ss

RANT TEAM: Nene, Coco

END DATE: 2/21/21

I want to thank you all for supporting this series. Whether it’s the first chapter you are reading, or the 32nd, it warms my heart that this story was supported. This is my first time writing a story in 3 years, and I didn’t expect it to get this far. Thank you to those who have liked, reblogged, commented, anything. And to my friends, especially those on the rant team, I am so sorry for constantly talking your ear off. Anyway, I’m so proud of this story, both how it begun and ended, and I hope that you all stay for more to come. <3

THE MASTERLIST FOR ‘WORLDWIDE’ WILL BE COMING OUT 3/7/21

Back to Masterlist

C. 31 <- C. 32

Tagging: @winunk @kurushiisaboss @babymattsun @haikyuu-appreciation-club @pumpkiethepie @mint-mai @writingfreakk @tendousfingertape5 @bbyouamazin @navymacaroons @helloalex80 @heavenini @tchalameme @foxxtrot-116 @kageyamasgirl @noya-sleftankle @mariachiii @rory-cakes @sailorstrawberi @iidanotlida @animeflower26 @anngelllla @kyorinkun @reina-de-tay @ish-scribbles @javj @little-dark-empress @athenarosaline @sugawaras-simpsquad @elianetsantana @peteunderoos @thatswhatmakesyoumiserable @ntimacy @thatrandom-bitch @420-uwu @halesandy @immxnty @yamayoomi @ohmsjedi @tazzi-baby @marissaraeblr @briidge @bongofrito @prettyinblack231 @admiringlove @kashhask @uchan-s @putmeinyourdeathnote @ilauvcoldpizza @simpywara

If you enjoy, please reblog! They help a lot 🖤

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sparklygoblin · 3 years

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okay so I've been gone for a minute because I was writing my first fic on ao3 but I'm back with more trash than ever! I really love crack fics and my friend and I thought up this absolutely GREASY premise and I just couldn't help myself. I only included a few of my ideas in this post but let me know if yall like it and maybe I'll do a part 2

Haikyuu!! Frat House AU

Bokubro is obviously a member of the frat, he's also a minor drug dealer with Kuroo, and his room is L I T E R A L L Y DISGUSTANG, like Kuroo actually has a fear of Bokuto's side of their room. People are baffled, BAFFLED when they find out that his boyfriend is non other than Akaashi, president of the most prestigious fraternity on campus. But what can akaashi say? he believes any guy who can drink his weight in vodka, take at least three different unnameable drugs, and still smile at him the morning after, deserves his attention.

Kuroo took one for the team when he rushed, and roomed with Bokuto. Needless to say, his quiet gamer boyfriend, Kenma, refuses to stay over. When they first met at one of the frat's infamous ragers, they'd stumbled into Kuroo's shared room, heading toward a drunk hook up. Then Kenma put his hand in something wet. And very much alive. That was the first and last time. Bokuto and him irritate everyone by constantly referring to themselves as "businessmen", only to be immediately informed by Iwaizumi and Daichi that "selling drugs to high schoolers doesn't make you business men"

Daichi didn't want to be in charge, but duty calls and when you and Iwaizumi are the only sane ones in the house, well a man has to step up. Plus, it totally gains him brownie points with all of the trashy college girls that show up to their notorious parties. because he was totally interested in that, and definetly not in the chaotic silver haired boy from the competing fraternity. no he wanted nothing to do with Sugawara. It's not like he catches himself openly fantasizing about him, and the whole house made it into a running joke.

Iwaizumi is also in charge, to no one's surprise. he and daichi have the cleanest room in the house, not only that but he's the only one who will do dishes. he's exhausted. he's also sleeping with Oikawa Tooru the single most irritating member of the prestigious fraternity suga and akaashi are in. but don't mention it, don't talk about the way he blushes when oikawa throws it back, and DEFINETLY don't bring up the time Oikawa broke his knee sneaking out of Iwaizumi's room, and spent an entire semester harassing iwaizumi on a bright pink motorized scooter.

Ushijima doesn't really care enough to be in charge. Mans is a FARMER if you catch my drift, and he makes fat stacks off of his "business" with Kuroo and Bokuto. once spent the entirety of his rush week in a maid's costume. but hey he's not complaining, it did get him the attention of that really weird dude from his leisure cooking class. he and Tendou are possibly the only couple that have it all figured out so kudos to them, three years strong

the miya twins are living frat legends, and they have been since their first party, at which Osamu got wasted and punched an equally wasted atsumu in the face for "breathing too loud". Atsumu seems like he sleeps around a lot, and maybe he did, but the guy won't stop simping for a very reserved chem major named Sakusa. sakusa gave into atsumu's begging once and woke up on a stained mattress in Vegas for his trouble.

Terushima is also there, making each party a little bit more chaotic and sleeping his way through ever girl on campus, except for kiyoko and yachi, the other guys were oddly protective of them. make no mistake though, terushima was a loveable himbo, who made extra sure that safe, sane , and consensual relations were his top priority. during hell week, he had to poop in a target dumpster, but daichi and iwaizumi didn't keep a good look out for him, he narrowly avoided getting arrested. NARROWLY.

Nishinoya and Tanaka rushed together. it went exactly how you think it did. Daichi and iwaizumi swore up and down that if they weren't desperate for new pledges, they would've never let those two in after they set the toilet on fire. Tanaka got really smacked one night and took a vow to abstain from any hook ups until he and Kiyoko (the hot girl from that one sorority) were engaged. Noya holds him to it and it's actually really wholesome. Noya on the other hand is battling a low grade obsession with the anxious design major from Akaashi's fraternity. everytime Asahi gets inebriated he's instantly the life of the party, and if Noya wasn't already in love, that time drunk Asahi took his clothes off and swam in the city fountain with him really cemented it.

kyoutani hates that little snot from the other fraternity....what was his name? mini oikawa, super prissy and whiny....YaHAbA. Kyoutani won Iwazumi's admiration when he took his rush like a champ, obliterating keg stands and hair removal alike. everyone thinks it's really funny because they're basically the same person down to the snotty, prissy, irritating boyfriends they won't admit they have.

Ennoshita is the mini daichi, and he's a simp for Tanaka. constantly pulling him back from fights, and rubbing his back when he throws up. maybe someday Tanaka might notice....

Lev is possibly the dumbest rush they have ever received and also the most fun. his natural talent for shotgunning and dangerous drunken adventures, makes him a favorite. he ripped his pants in front of the entire student body during his rush, on purpose. like he wanted it to happen. still to this day, no one understands why. he's been simping for yaku as long as he's been in college, so two whole months. to the outside world, it looks like the angry little man wouldn't think twice about the lowly freshman, but lev's been in enough closets with him to know that that's just not true.

kindaichi just adds to the madness, he's an anxious peacemaker with an epic talent as a lightweight, and a massive crush on his apathetic roommate, kunimi. Kunimi regretted joining the frat the first time he watched Bokuto peel string cheese with his toes.

Hinata and Kageyama are rushing at the same time. Tobio Swageyama is made for Greek life, but Hinata can barely do a keg stand. So naturally they are paired together through the rush callenges. This results in the loss of no less than six pairs of pants, a completely bald (no eyebrows) Kageyama, and an upside down lower back tattoo reading "boke", sometimes they get a little too spicy at parties and take the whole "kiss the homies goodnight" thing to a whole other level

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hinatastinygiant · 1 year

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Chapter Forty Nine

Kamehameha Eruca

Pairing: Haikyuu!! x Fem!Reader

previous | next | 2099

HINATA'S P.O.V.

"Man, I don't know about this," Yamaguchi mumbles to himself.

"Well you better go 'cause I'm not doin' it without you guys," I smile as I switch out one of my poker cards for another in my sleeve. The dealer is watching me like a hawk, but he still doesn't see the simple trick. If he wasn't handsome looking I'd probably laugh right in his gorgeous face.

Suga smiles as he plays the game honestly. "We're not gonna get caught as long as we use our, ahem, items properly."

"Yeah, see!" I grin as I nudge Yamaguchi. "It'll be alright. You're just worried about that stockbroker, aren't you."

"What?! Of course not," he lies as his face turns red. Good thing he's not playing Poker with us because it's always so obvious when he's lying.

"At least think about it," Daichi says to him. "I mean, it'll be a great experience at least."

"And we've got about thirty people going with us! If anything, you can just hide in the crowd," I add.

"I guess you're right," he sighs. "As long as we don't get caught it'll be fun."

"There's the spirit!" I chuckle as I put down a perfect royal flush. The dealer's mouth drops before he shuts it and grinds his teeth together while sliding me a buttload of chips.

"Fucking asshole," he grumbles to himself just loud enough for me to hear since I was paying attention.

"What was that?!" I hum back, hoping he'll curse me out. But instead, he only shakes his head.

"Nothing, sir. Playing again?" he asks.

"Nah, that's it for tonight. I'm going to cash these in. See you guys tomorrow," I wave, throwing a quick wink the dealer's way before getting out of my chair.

As I head toward the chip counter, Yamaguchi follows after me. "Hey," he whispers as he looks around to make sure nobody's listening. "Are we really going to the National Diet Building guns blazing?!"

"Yeah, well that and-"

"Gross, don't... Just, Jesus, how'd I get myself wrapped up in all of this," he sighs.

"Listen, you don't have to come. If you think the naturalism laws are being appropriately used then that's fine but I think being clothes obsessed only makes you a victimized pawn to the government," I shrug. "Go if you want, or don't, it's up to you but I'll have an extra AK if you want it."

"Yeah, alright," he smiles softly. "Enjoy the rest of your night, Shoyo. I'm heading out."

"See ya!" I wave as I arrive at the chip counter. "Make sure you get some sleep tonight so you can think clearly for tomorrow!"

"Mhm," he nods his head nervously. "See you."

The following evening I meet the group of about thirty to forty people at Sugawara's house just down the street from the National Diet Building. Thankfully, Daichi's brought a fuck-ton of tequila and weed to settle the group's nerves before we go out.

"Man, this feels good," Suga sighs as I approach him with an extra gun of mine.

"Yeah, I love the feel of the wind between my legs," I smile.

"It's not just about the fucking nudists, stupid," Suga says as he gently hits the back of my head. "We'll get anything we want... nobody will get in our way once they see our guns!"

"Which ones?!" Daichi laughs loudly as he holds up both of his arms and flexes.

"But even if we don't get what we want, we'll still attract attention for the cause..." I intervene.

"Look, Shoyo," Suga sighs. "The cause is great and all but we'll have so much power if this shit goes through! That's what matters, not some stupid belief about whether you can show your balls at the mall or not."

"Balls at the mall?" I repeat quietly. I thought we were all on the same page. Naturalism is about humanism, equality, and progressivism... It's not about hurting other people to get what we want.

A few minutes later, there's a knock on the door. I walk over to answer it and see Yamaguchi on the other side, fully clothed and not in the black rope we discussed we'd all wear at first.

"Hey," he says quietly. "Can we talk?"

I nod as I reach for my rope and step outside so the two of us can have a private moment. "What's going on?"

"Listen, you were right about what you said yesterday," he sighs. "I can't do this anymore, Shoyo. I'm a manga artist now. I just got published in a magazine and I was a big hit. I can't fuck it all up because I stormed the government for naturalist reasons... You get that, right?"

"Yeah," I sigh. "I get it. This isn't going the way I planned it would either. You don't need to explain yourself to me. Get outta here before something happens, Yams."

"Thanks, Shoyo," he smiles softly. "Be safe tonight."

"I will," I nervously nod back at him. "Same to you."

I then wave as I watch Yamaguchi walk away. However, I don't have much time to contemplate my thoughts before Sugawara and Daichi approach me on either side. Suga hands me my AK while Daichi rubs the top of my head.

"Ready?" Daichi asks proudly.

"As I'll ever be," I gulp, my stomach in knots as I respond.

"Then let's do this!"

Less than an hour later I was in handcuffs. I was read my rights and stuffed into the back of a police car. Both Sugawara and Daichi ran off before getting caught. It was only me and two other random people who ended up behind bars.

I never thought I'd actually be charged with 'Advocating the Overthrow of Government', but there I was with that label hanging over my head for the remainder of my life. Though I knew my life would be drastically changed after the charge, I had no idea the insanity that was to follow.

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realcube · 3 years

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haikyuu boys as random things i’ve heard at my all girls catholic highschool

tw// idek where to start, sex words lol, swearing, sexual references, drug references, mentions of depression, mention of suicide, mentions of drugs

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KARASUNO

shōyō hinata ➵ if i am so short, then how come i can do this? *runs up and jumps to touch the top of the doorway*

tobio kageyama ➵ *in biology, i think* call me daddy bc i’m bouta dip to get some milk and never come back

kei tsukishima ➵ if you are under 5′3 can you even catch vibes? wouldn’t they just go over your head?

tadashi yamaguchi ➵ *on the verge of tears* she was talking about my [ance] like okay jenna but god loves me so your point is?

daichi sawamura ➵ yes i am dead [inside] but i am also [daddy] asf so

kōshi sugawara ➵ then i told her to fuck off like i don’t want any bad vibes at my sweet 16

asahi azumane ➵ jesus is my saviour but so is photomaths

yū nishinoya ➵ since i am short, does that mean i am closer to satan than god?

ryūnosuke tanaka ➵ *whispers to the woodlouse we are using for an experiment* are you okay?

chikara ennoshita ➵ my business teacher asked me if i was depressed bc i wrote ‘death’ on my mock Christmas list

kazuhito narita/hisashi kinoshita ➵ do you ever just *background noises*

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

NEKOMA

kenma kuzome ➵ they say it’s social anxiety, i say that i’m just built different

tetsurō kuroo ➵ whoever started the rumour that i am smart is gonna catch some hands bc my crush just asked me to help her study for biology so ofc i said yes but like wtf is a my toe sis

lev haiba ➵ they tried to put my on the cover of america’s most wanted but my legs were too long

morisuke yaku ➵ call me [short] again and istg i will shove this bunsen burner so far up your ass you will be breathing fire for the next week

taketora yamamoto ➵ *crush walks by* *BARKING*

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

AOBA JOHSAI

tōru oikawa ➵ *during a maths test, faintly at the back of the class* ♪ body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody ♪

hajime iwaizumi ➵ if you can’t handle me at my [iwachan] then you don’t deserve me at my [hajime iwaizumi (27) athletic trainer]

issei matsuaka ➵ why do people like brookyln 99 so much like firstly, it isn’t even funny and secondly, if you want to watch a show about ‘funny’ pigs then just watch peppa pig

takahiro hanamaki ➵ respect your local drug dealer

kentarō kyōtani ➵ *loudly in the hallway during a physics test* i like ya cut g,*TWACK*

i am not disappointed, just very mad

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

SHIRATORIZAWA

watatoshi ushijima ➵ oh, you like [volleyball]? that’s very sexy of you.

satori tendō ➵ *screaming in the changing room* 🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shojo👻na💅no?✨bökù🌸wâ🧚ÿariçhiñ🤴bįcchī😾ńo😩osû🚣dà🎉yo💦

eita semi ➵ you should listen to the album, it slaps harder than [oikawa’s serves]

tsutomu goshiki ➵ okay, i think we should talk about the elephant in the room..my [bangs]

kenjirō shirabu ➵ i cut off friends just like i cut my bangs - frequently and impulsively

[goshiki], you snake. stop copying my kahoot answers.

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆

OTHER

kōtarō bokuto ➵ *on one of the school’s chromebooks, talking to a random on club penguin rewritten* what’s good shawty

keiji akaashi ➵ please be quiet, i just want to read my coffee shop aus in peace

yūji terushima ➵ and then i ate her out like *cow noises*- wait no-

#haikyuu!!#haikyū!!#haiku #haikyu x reader #haikyuu smau #haikyuu shoyo #hq ushijima #oikawa hcs #oikawa tōru #kegayama tobio #tsukishima kei #iwaizumi hajime #satori tendō #haikyuu kuroo tetsuro #kenma kuzome

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miyaoniku · 4 years

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haikyuu but a mafia au

hyogo prefecture - inarizaki:

the miya twins both run a secret casino

their coverup for it is an onigiri shop

the name of the shop is 狐 (fox in japanese)

positions:

head bookmarker: kita shinsuke (tired always of twins fighting, loves rice, looks innocent but dead af)

bookmarker helper: ojiro aran (does the same thing except he keeps everything in check and running smoothly including processing bets, money transfer, collecting debts, manning phonelines, breaking up the twins fights)

debt collectors/intimidators: akagi michinari and oomimi ren

cashier: suna rintarou

chef: miya osamu

connections guy: miya atsumu (makes connections and invites them to the casino)

how it works:

when your order your onigiri, you say the magic words: “neko atsumu”

when you receive your order, the onigiri chef, osamu, slips instructions underneath the onigiri wrapper and tells you to “eat carefully”

the instructions tell you the location of the casino and how to enter

miyagi prefecture -

shiratorizawa:

ushijima wakatoshi is def the stern, serious police officer

his partner is tendou satori (aka the guess monster), famous for his guessing skills and quick instincts on casework, will probably drive you insane

goshiki tsutomu is their adopted rookie officer who looks up to ushijima

shirabu kenjirou is his mentor along with kawanishi taichi.

semi eita is the team mom/lieutenant who’s that one person who keeps an extra resignation letter in his drawer because he’s so done with this team

aoba johsai (seijoh):

oikawa tooru is the group’s boss. the underboss has to keep tabs on him constantly, but he does he job well when he has to. good at analyzing the enemy and assessing the situation at hand.

iwaizumii hajime is the underboss (second in command), and constantly has to watch over oikawa. basically has equal power to him. keeps mad dog in check.

kyotani kentaro, aka mad dog, is the main fighter of the group. excels at hand-to-hand combat.

yahaba shigeru is the group's sniper. the only other person who can keep mad dog in check.

hanamaki takahiro handles the connections with other people and groups. he’s the one who bribes to keep people quiet.

matsukawa issei, aka mattsun, is the main drug dealer (look at him)

kindaichi yutaro is a new recruit. former police academy trainee with kunimi and kageyama prior to being recruited.

kunimi akira is a new recruit. former police academy trainee with kindaichi and kageyama. the hacker and mattsun’s apprentice.

karasuno:

sawamura daichi - the team captain. basically the dad of the group. presents general game plans on how their missions play out. has a headache almost always

sugawara koushi - the team lieutenant. basically the mom of the group. gathers evidence at crime scenes to use for investigations later.

azumane asahi - the sergeant. people see him as intimidating but he’s really a huge softie. feels empathy when he arrests people. probably has a bible on his person at all times.

nishinoya yuu - basically the group’s personal trainer. he teaches the newbies the techniques he uses to get out of tight situations while doing field work. his favorite is called “rolling thunder.” always ready for action.

tanaka ryuunosuke - the one brought in for intimidation during questioning. also always ready for action on the field.

ennoshita chikara - forensic pathologist, the one brought in to control tanaka from charging at perps, looks up to daichi a lot

kageyama tobio - newbie officer, under suga’s wing, is well known for the scandal during his police trainee years which resulted in the accidental expulsion of kunimi and kindaichi

hinata shoyo - newbie officer. He decided to become a cop on a whim and got in after applying and failing 7 times. He’s very eager to prove himself, leading him to get hyper/careless.

tsukishima kei - the new strategist. he devises plans to capture criminals. is quick-witted and good at reading people. with his wits and judgement, he is able to come up with reliable plans.

yamaguchi tadashi - kei’s moral support, also a new strategist. offers additional assistance in devising plans. works with sugawara to find evidence.

tokyo -

nekoma:

kuroo tetsurou - the leader of the gang. he calls the shots, and helps to keep the group together. oversees plans with kenma to make sure the plan flows as smooth as possible. an exceptional fighter. argues with yaku at times but works well with him when needed.

kai nobuyuki - the peacemaker of the group. Whenever kuroo and yaku argue, he’s the one to stop them. always comes up with a logical plan whenever they’re in a tough spot.

yaku morisuke - the one who nurses everyone back to top condition when they get injured. butts heads with kuroo a lot but works well with him when the time comes.

yamamoto taketora - the guy who always takes on the super dangerous missions and still somehow comes back without scratches. kuroo thinks he’s dumb as hell but trusts him to get the job done.

kozume kenma - a freelance hacker and kuroo’s longtime friend. creates the plans to infiltrate and destroy the gangs that are dangerous to the public.

fukunaga shohei - the sniper. doesn’t talk much, but is always analyzing the situation at hand. good at staying unfazed. also threatens yamamoto and kenma with a bucket of water whenever they’re about to fight.

inouka sou - the newbie of the group. Very eager to help his seniors out and earn his place in the group

haiba lev - the child to the group and the other newbie to the scene. currently learning the ropes from kuroo.

fukurodani:

bokuto koutarou - kingpin, was born into syndicate, greatly feared by all due to his extreme and unstable changes in mood. looks intimidating but actually isn’t

akaashi keiji - sniper, he’s not second in command but does all the paperwork bokuto abandons, former highly sought after hitman but joined fukurodani after bokuto saved him in an ambush/shoot out. quick at reading people and figuring out weaknesses.

konoha akinori - also born into the syndicate and grew up with bokuto, he’s infamous for being versatile, hence his nickname, “jack of all trades”

interactions:

seijoh works closely with inarizaki. seijoh provides the customers while inarizaki provides the funds.

oikawa used to butt heads with ushijima a lot when he was still a police officer

nekoma and karasuno work together to help maintain peace in the area. kenma and hinata are the main connection between the two groups.

the police recently have noticed the increasing interactions between inarizaki & seijoh but their leads keep coming up cold and their witnesses either keep disappearing or pretending they lied about what they saw .

#haikyuu #mafia au #inarizaki #shiratorizawa #karasuno #nekoma #fukurodani #seijoh #aoba johsai #haikyuu!!

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