the Clue™
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“Anakin, with all due respect, what the fuck??”
This is THEIR incorrect quote.
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Prof Hidgens: My criminal record? The only crime I've committed was killing it on the dance floor. haha.
Prof Hidgens: Well, no, actually. I have killed a man.
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Emily: I’ve accidentally indulged in to much ‘me time’
Emily: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Emily: .......
Emily: I hope they make a Buzz Feed about me.
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Y/n: what do you think of the theory that you're secretly a demon?
Yoongi: oh I love it. It might be true.
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Wen Qing: What do you think of the theory that you're secretly a demon.
Wei Wuxian: I love it. It may be true.
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Fili: Fili. At your service.
Bilbo: Nice to meet you, I’m Bilbo.
Kili: HEY HOW’S IT GOING MAN?
Bilbo: …
Fili: You got a name?
Kili: I'M KILI.
Fili: Is this your first time meeting somebody? Why are you so weird right now?
Kili: YOOOOOO.
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*Miles, Pavitr, and Hobie in a haunted house*
Hobie: "If you want to eat my heart turn that light on!"
*nothing happens*
Pavitr: "I think the demon's a wimp"
Miles: "You both have lost your minds"
Pavitr: "Wanna lie on the Pentagram?"
Hobie: "Hell yeah"
*cut to Hobie and Pavitr lying on the Pentagram*
Hobie: "Here we go!"
Miles: "They're crazy"
Hobie: "Rock and roll buckaroo!"
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Heavy: *smiling dreamily* I always saw Doktor as a kind of funny little man.
Sniper: He’s a fucking nutter, Heavy.
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Horangi: You tell ghost stories after sex?
König: That's for me, my wife and our husband to know.
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Shane: No you misheard. I'm a paranormal instigator. I'm here to cause paranormal activities.
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Ice and Mav as Buzzfeed Unsolved quotes
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theyre talking about joel :(
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