#incorrect one day at a time quotes

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Sometimes I just wish I could get on your level! You know, really see things from YOUR perspective!"

Vaggie: "Metaphorically from my perspective?"

Charlie: "....."

Vaggie: "...you mean metaphorically from my perspective, right babe?

Charlie: "........."

- one perspective change later -

Husk: "Why the FUCK are you carrying your girlfriend piggyback around the hotel??"

Vaggie: "It's an experiment."

Charlie: (awed) "Everything seems so BIG from down here..."

Vaggie: "It's also a test of my love for her."

Charlie: "You are very VERY brave for being so small."

Vaggie: "I love you so much I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes #that one starwars meme #charlie's admiration for her smol gf grew three times that day #and vaggie miraculously did not dump her #literally /or/ metaphorically

[incorrectbatfam]

[video game tournament]

Jason: I am crushing it. I’ve never played so well. I’m burying you.

Damian: You realize you’re the top half of the screen?

Jason:

Jason: NOOO!

#source: one day at a time #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #robin #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[englishboylover]

sebastian : i have something to tell you.

kimi *not even looking up* : we're not going to adopt oliver.

sebastian : BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! HE'S SO SWEET AND INNOCENT!!

kimi *looking at charles* : i'm not falling for that again.

#kimi made one mistake and it costed him his life #one day he said yes for the last time to seb and suddenly charles was at their home #he is so much wiser #simi #sebastian vettel #kimi räikkönen #kimi raikkonen #charles leclerc #formula 1 #formula one #formula 1 incorrect quotes #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 quotes

[dark-elf-writes]

Kakashi, carrying his very small very tired genin home after a long day of training: this will in no way set a precedent :)

The sixth Hokage, carrying his very adult very tired war heroes home after a long day of training: I sure fucking played myself didn’t I?

#the elf talks #naruto #incorrect naruto quotes #what a good dad #someone told him he would put his kids down for the last time one day and he vowed that would be no time soon #and fucking meant it tbh #guy sees this and immediately grabs his own team #ALL FO WHOM DEFINITELY LIVE AND ANYTHING THAT SAYS OTHERWISE IS LYING

[sxphr]

Enid:

Yoko, doing her homework:

Enid:

Enid: I ThInK I like this little life.

Yoko: You and your little life can actually fuck off.

#enid 100% does this at least once a day #wednesday defo dissapeared after it happened 3 times in one day #so now enid has to annoy yoko #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #incorrect wednesday quotes #wednesday #enid #wenclair #yoko tanaka

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Iceman: I haven't spoken to my cousin for over 20 years. What she did was unforgivable! Maverick:...You don't remember what it was, do you? Iceman:....She knows what she did.

#incorrect quotes #top gun 1986 #top gun maverick #icemav #original: one day at a time #tom kazansky #iceman kazansky #pete mitchell #maverick mitchell

[cave-monkey]

This is how that exchange went, right?

#monkey king 2009 #episode 4 #quote from parks and rec #special mention to one-eye guy in the lower left #this is technically incorrect quotes but like...it's not that incorrect #also Stone Monkey is in fact a Six Ears-seeking missile #Confirmed. #that's probably why he hatched THAT specific day actually #six ears was going to get in major trouble and the force told stone monkey his time had come

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Nicky is actually so funny this entire series is fucking hilarious

#yeah Nicky’s comments are too much most of the time but they are funny okay #Nicky is so underrated #aftg humour is so underrated #one of the funniest series I’ve ever read #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #andrew minyard #neil josten #aftg incorrect quotes #andrew joseph minyard #nicky hemmick #coach wymack #david wymack #aftg wymack #dan wilds #kevin day #aftg hc #aftg fic #aftg thoughts #aftg reread #aftg trilogy #aftg shitpost #aftg neil #aftg headcanon #incorrect tfc #tfc incorrect quotes

[enigma-the-mysterious]

"Kill yourself" is basic. "May your favourite show be cancelled by Netflix before it has had the chance to tell its full story." It's smart. It's possible. It's terrifying

#netflix #1899 #anne with an e #warrior nun #first kill #the oa #one day at a time #santa clarita diet #original post #not incorrect quotes

[unlawfulchaos]

Bradley, on the phone: Hey Uncle Sli! I just used your prank on Ice, he's never gonna guess who did it-

Ice, from the other side of the house: BRADLEY, I KNOW THIS WAS YOU!

Bradley, yelling back: UNCLE SLIDER APPROVED IT! IT WAS HIS IDEA!

Ice: I AM COUNTING TO TEN.

Bradley: Shit, he started counting, I gotta go, Uncle Sli. It was worth it!

#slider is a terrible influence on bradley #he's the cool uncle #they're always getting into trouble together #ice will scold them both at the same time regardless of the fact that slider is older than he is #sometimes ice swears he has two kids instead of one #mav is watching from the corner with popcorn #he loves it when he's not in trouble for once #but usually he's just as bad as the other two #and gets dragged into their shenanigans as well #poor ice #he swears that because of dealing with the three of them he will go gray early #mav reassures him that the silver fox will be a good look on him #then gets sent to sleep on the couch for the night #ice just wants one calm relaxed day #incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #bradley rooster bradshaw #mavdad and icepops

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 215

Tim: Jason, I did something terrible.

Jason: It's okay, I have a shovel.

Tim: Wait, what? What do you think I did?

Jason: It doesn't matter, Timmy. No one will ever know.

Jason: Ding dong, the clown is dead! Bagels for everyone! *tosses bagels to the batkids*

Barbara: So I guess you believe it now.

Jason: Yup. Wanna see the selfies I took?

Barbara: Actually, yes.

Jason: I'll share the album with you.

#dc #dc incorrect quotes #dc comics #comics #one day at a time #odaat #brooklyn 99 #b99 #funny incorrect quotes #tim drake #red robin #robin #jason todd #red hood #barbara gordon #oracle #babs gordon #the joker #batfamily #batfam #batkids #batsiblings #batbros #character dynamics #comic books #funny #joker

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: Can I admit something dark to you?

Cassandra: Sometimes when you eat sushi, you imagine the fish screaming?

#source: one day at a time #duke thomas #signal #cassandra cain #orphan #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw food mention

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Did I die? Again?

Y/N, sees Wanda asleep next to them: Is this heaven?

Vision, knocking on the door: Hi, it’s Vision.

Y/N: Oh God, it’s hell.

#source: one day at a time #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #vision #vision incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2592

Betrayal! at the Gameplays (Dialogue from One Day at a Time.)

#markiplier #ethan nestor #crankgameplays #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: one day at a time #vid: ethan is dead to me

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Robin: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

#incorrect quotes #source: one day at a time #stranger things #platonic stobin #robin buckley #steve harrington

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Iceman: Mav and I got two extra tickets to the opera. Bradley, I was thinking maybe you and Jake may want to come. Rooster: Thank you so much for the offer, but I just can't. I'm completely swamped with disinterest.

#incorrect quotes #top gun maverick #icemav #hangaroo #hangster #sereshaw #original: one day at a time #tom kazansky #iceman kazansky #bradley bradshaw #rooster bradshaw