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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?

Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…

Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!

Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Natasha: What are you doing?

Y/N: I'm leaving! You don't want me here, I'll just make it easier for you!

Steve: No, we want you here, we just want you to play by the rules.

Y/N: I'll pack my bags and go home right now! Would that make you guys all really happy?!

Thor: No, that would not make us happy!

Y/N: I'm sick of this shit! I'm done! I'm done!

Tony, narrating: Y/N is throwing shoes and they're cursing and all I'm thinking is "you are so hard to take seriously wearing those sunglasses!"

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rxmqnova · 3 months

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*Avengers meeting*

Tony: Y/N is late again.

Steve: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Clint: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Natasha: I set her clock to say PM when it's really AM.

Wanda: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

*Y/N bursts through the door*

Y/N: WHAT TIME IS IT?

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gfmaximoff · 7 months

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Scott: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Tony: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Steve: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Wanda: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Natasha: My moral code, is that you?

Scott:

Scott: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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its-really-dry · 6 months

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y/n: ok so here's the tea *slams papers on the table*

kate: omg spill!

peter: wait i need to get the snacks

yelena: lemme get my notepad

steve: im slightly confused... tea?

tony: wait tea? hold on im getting my blanket

wanda: *sigh* honey, its called a mission report

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Tony: If I die, donate my body to science for research.

Bruce: Okay...

Tony: Except my middle finger. Send that to Steve.

Steve: Hey-

Y/N: Done.

Steve: Hey!

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super-marvel-dc · 1 year

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Bucky: Has anyone seen Y/N and Tony?

Steve: I think they're taking a walk outside. Said something about "A very important conversation".

*Tony, and Y/N outside*

Y/N: At my funeral you have to leave my casket closed and play Pop goes weasel-

Tony, writing it down: Ok, what else?

Y/N: Take the bouquet off my casket, throw it into the crowd, and whoever catches it you have to say you're next.

Tony, still writing it down: Like the opposite of a wedding?

Y/N: Yes!

Tony: *Pauses and looks at Y/N*

Tony: I love it!

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badingsm · 9 months

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*on a carnival*

steve: aren't you worried that your wife might get lost?

nat, shrugs: no, she's already old enough, she knows her way through.

bucky, scoffs: she's literally a child who loves to play pranks!

tony, gasps as he agrees: and hacks onto my systems to cause some trouble!

bestie wanda, having a corndog: nat, can you get y/n? i got her some snack!

nat, nodding: sure, hold on..

natasha goes on her tippy toes to look for the red balloon that she hanged on your wrist to easily find you in times like this: gotcha, baby!

steve and tony, smirking: old enough, huh?

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literaryavenger · 5 months

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Y/N, entering the common room: I slept for 15 hours. What have I missed?

Sam, trying to be funny: this dick.

Y/N: oh thank god, I thought I missed something big.

Steve: *spits water*

Tony, proud: that's my daughter.

Bucky, prouder: that's my girl.

Rest of the team: *dies laughing*

Sam:

Sam: honestly, fuck you all.

Pepper, concerned: WAIT you slept 15 HOURS???

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crazyhearttragedy · 1 year

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Steve: You know you can die from that, right?

Y/n: *smoking a cigerette* that's the point

Tony: *drinking alcohal* We're trying to speed it up

Peter: *eating raw cookie dough* (nodding aggressively)

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 7 months

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Steve: Let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out

Avengers: *struggle into a big group hug*

Tony: Who took my wallet?

Y/N: Sorry

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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months

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Steve: Let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

Everyone: [struggles into a group hug]

Tony: Who took my wallet?

Y/N: Sorry.

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demonicbaby666 · 1 year

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*Y/n walks into the room sniffling*

Wanda, concerned: What happened?

Y/n: I hit my head on the door.

Nat: [shoots the door]

Tony, shocked: Romanoff!

Wanda: [blows the door up into pieces]

Steve, running in sleepy and flustered: WHAT THE HELL?!

Steve, looks at the door and walks back out: You know what, I don’t even want to know.

Y/n, smiling: I love you guys. But... you know it wasn't that door right?

*Nat and Wanda stand up*

Tony: NO!

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its-really-dry · 1 year

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EXTREMELY cute quote incoming.....

nat: *smiling like an idiot*

tony: whats got you all giddy up romanoff?

nat: y/n/n called me, her widdle natoffee

tony: ????

y/n: *runs in* ITS A COMBINATION BETWEEN TOFFEE AND NATASHA!

tony: wha-

y/n: also, its bc tasha is sweet like candy AND she small as hell. so........ widdle natoffee! *kisses her nose*

nat: *is now blushing*

tony: but natasha's taller than yo-

steve: *smacks tony* let them have their moment

sam: *in a news repoters voice* this is just in! big bad independent black cat widow assassin lets her happy-go-lucky golden retriever gf call her "natoffee"

bucky: woah. im surprised she didn't kill you!

wanda: she's in her "im so in love rn idk how to function" faze. she'll be back in an hour or so

nat: *shoves her face into y/n's neck*

y/n: *whispers* my widdle natoffee romanoffee

tony: OK NOW IM JEALOUS

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gfmaximoff · 7 months

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Tony: I’m making a documentary about my life. Rogers, I want you to play my father.

Steve: I don’t want to be your father.

Tony: Perfect. You already know your lines.

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louwaffles · 1 year

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Y/N: Hey, guys. What if I told you I made a bad mistake?

Nat: This wouldn’t be the first time I’m disappointed in you.

Steve: It would show your levels of maturity are dropping.

Tony: It would actually be alarming to hear you didn’t make a mistake.

Sam, from the bathroom: Y/N, what did you do to these cookies?!

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