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wild-lavender-rose · 2 years

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Loki x fem!reader misquote #5

You: Tony, you must do something about all your screaming fangirls outside.

Tony: Not mine, they’re Pretty Boy’s over here.

You: And you are?

Loki: Loki.

You: And?

Loki:

Loki: Loki of Asgard? Prince of destruction? Surely you’ve heard of me.

You:

You: You’re the one who tried to rule our world.

Loki: Yes.

You: I see.

You:

You: If I had been there you wouldn’t have failed.

Loki: Yes, yes, I’m aware. You would have captured me or killed me or-

You: I would have joined you.

Loki:

Loki: Excuse me?

You: That’s why you failed, Pretty Boy.

You: What good is a king without a queen?

Loki:

Loki: *falls in love*

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gammacousin · 1 month

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What have I been up to?

Not writing…😭💅

W.i.P

1. The Trial of Bruce Banner (on Wattpad - Brutasha & Becks)

2. Dicey Situations (on Ao3- Brutasha)

3. A Safe Place to Land (Ao3- Susan Banner )

Coming Soon:

1. Bingo Prompts (so many prompts)

2. A Becks & Nat story - feel good/chaotic family

What I want to write:

1. Bruce and Skaar - Gone fishing (Based off a Goofy Movie )

2. (Something returning to the AU ‘Mary Poppins’, Rebecca Banner and baby science bro universe )

3. A Mad Mad World: AU Comedy

#bruce banner #natasha romanoff #she hulk #black widow #brutasha #jennifer walters #hulk #marvel #marvel misquotes #shulkie #clint barton #tony stark #pepper Potts #iron man #Loki

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loki-laufeyson223 · 6 days

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Changing for the Worst

Warnings: Cussing, talk of a marital break

Word Count: 465

I know this isn't what I'd usually write but I had a friend ask for it and I got wrapped up this week and didn't have anything prepared for yesterday and found this in my docs. Sorry!

“Y/n! Get your ass down here!” Great, he's upset this is the last thing you needed. Just 2 months ago your last name became Laufeyson. Now not to misquote, you loved your husband but, whenever he was in a bad mood sometimes he couldn't help but put you in the crossfires. “Yes, Loki?” You could practically smell the rage flowing off of him. “Fandrall threw snakes into my horse’s path and he bucked me off! I fell into the mud and my clothes were completely soiled!”, he seethed. He could see you flinch, just from his rage you feared him. “Darling, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to frighten you.”, his face softened instantly. “Oh, no it’s ok. I understand.”, he stalked towards you. “No, it’s not ok. Not one bit.”, he pressed a kiss to your forehead. “Let’s go to bed, my darling. I’m quite tired.”

Two Years Later

“Loki! Get up!”, over the years you had adapted Loki’s easy temper. “WHAT? What could you possibly want now?!”, he scolded coming down the stairs. You two had moved to Midgard to get away from Odin and his overbearing rules. The smaller space of your apartment had meant you two were almost always together, which caused a lot of tension. “We are going to be late for Stark’s party.” “I don’t give a rat’s ass about the damn party.” “Well you need to. If we are going to try and make amends with Thor, this is the best pace to start.” “Y/n?” “What?” “Are we still in love?” “What do you mean of course we are?! You know I love you Loki!” “But are you IN love with me?” “Yes of course I am. Are you with me?” “Yes darling! You are my rock, my one love. I could never fall out of love with you.” Even though you are in love with each other, your marriage has taken a turn for the worst. “Maybe we can fix this”, Loki suggested. “I don’t know if we can fix this.”, tears staining your cheeks. “Please y/n. I can’t lose you. You are the only thing good in my life.” “Loki…” “What darling?” “I think we should take a break. Not a divorce, not a split-up. Just a break.”, you proposed. “I have an even better idea.”, your husband said hopefully. “What?”, you said hoping you wouldn't have to take any kind of breaks from him. “What about… any time we are upset with each other, we will express the problem properly?” “I think that’s a lovely idea.”, you said beaming and walking over the kiss your husband who wrapped you in his arms and whispered in you ear, “I love you so much my dearest.” “I love you too.”

Taglist: @holdmytesseract @bayleighmiller @whollyintroverted @spnjohnlocked @javagirl328 @km-ffluvluv @mischief-dream @asher-england69 @buttercupcookies-blog @glitterylokislut @shineywizardbird

#loki x reader #loki laufeyson #loki fanfic #loki fanfiction

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writing-goblinnilmerg · 2 years

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Vampire

Pairing: Vampire!Loki x reader

283 words

Summary: ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ!Lᴏᴋɪ ᴘɪssᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ᴏꜰꜰ

Based off of a tumblr post

I do not consent to having my work translated or reposted - please ask me for permission first

Masterlist

Enjoy! xxx

"Darling, please talk to me," Loki pleaded, green eyes focused on you. He stood nearby, but not close enough to be considered "next to you".

You turned your head in frustration, silver jewelry jangling. In response, you grasped your little argent cross and held it out in his direction, forcing him back another couple feet.

"Fine. Do you at least know what your going to eat tonight?"

"Italian, with extra garlic."

"TALK TO ME!"

"Actually, your right. Ya know, it's never too late to go visit god; I could go for an evening prayer with an extra spirtz of holy water,"

"Darling,"

You strode away , annoyed, and resigned to wandering the halls of Stark tower with Loki chasing after you some 10 feet behind. Natasha gave you an amused look as she passed, noticing your many piercings.

"Look, I'm not saying I'm pissed, but I'm fucking pissed!"

"I understand that, darling, but could you try to talk to me so that I can explain myself?"

"No, Loki! God, you always do this!"

You decided to go back to your room and get another earring. Maybe if you asked nicely, Nat could give you a tongue piercing...?

"Romeo, Romeo, where for is your brother, Romeo!"

"Misquoting Shakespeare? Really? You've sunken that low?"

"You've left me no choice!"

You finally decided that a tongue piercing might in fact be too extreme and resolved to watching the Twilight movies.

You could see the edge of Loki's raven hair in the corner of your eye but you refused to look at him fully.

"Darling, be reasonable! All I did was eat some of your fries!"

"And you should be grateful I'm not exiling you to New Mexico,"

Thanks for reading! xxx

#mcu loki #loki odinson #loki x y/n #loki x reader #loki imagine #loki laufeyson #loki fanfic

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neyafromfrance95 · 2 years

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Okay, let's see, the antis:

Spread literal lies about Sophia, misquote her, spread malicious misinformation about her, all of this in order to defame her

Constantly insult her appearance, say she is not attractive enough to play their god Tom's love interest, say she is not hot or young enough to stand beside him

Call her sexist slurs, call her a hag and a bitch, their vocal hatred against her is spreading misogynistic rhetoric, their insults are very gender based

They make fun of her Italian ethnicity thinking xenophobia is funny while stanning a literal Englishman

They invalidate her queer identity and ignore the fact that she has shown support to all queer identities, including trans, on her social medias

Some of the antis and their "jokes" about Sophia are borderline rapey

They say that she - someone who attended the public school and university - got her role through connections just because Kate thought she was right for the role while ignoring Tom's privileges of going to elite, expensive schools and universities and getting his role as Loki through Kenneth

Some of the antis have threatened to find Sophia at comic-con and do something in front of her to traumatize her, they have wished that she would miscarry or die so that she couldn't be in Loki any more

So, how is all of this not a blatant misogyny against a breakout queer actress? I hope that more people will call out this disgusting behavior when Loki S2 airs.

#sylvie #sylki #sophia di martino #loki #lovie #enchantricks #lovedaggers #misogyny

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rel312 · 2 years

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THOR LOVE AND THUNDER SPOILERS!!!

I’ll try not to be too spoilery but there are some things I needed to talk about:

KAMALA IN THE INTRO

Sif!!!

Darcy and Selvig!!!

I think that was Darryl from the Team Thor shorts? Not sure though, can someone confirm or deny?

The play!!

I could be slightly misquoting here but “bring on the rainbow!”

CANON BI VALKYRIE!!! I mean it’s kinda blink and you’ll miss it but it’s there

Korg has two dads?? Taika is doing the absolute most to make every character as queer as possible and I love that for him

Those last two fight scenes? Amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

Oh to be a child actor in a Thor movie

DWAYNE

Absolutely love the “dad bod” arc

VALHALLA?!?!

Sad we didn’t get to see Loki but we did get a close up of the tattoo and with Valhalla it’s possible we’ll see him again

Also I just found out Love is played by Chris’s daughter?!!!

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glorfindelridesagain · 3 years

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Gandalf in Gondor: It’s been a very long day, and I think I’ve had my fill of idiots in armoured suits telling me what to do.

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quiet-in-the-book-hoard · 4 years

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Ben: Annie, look! I put my bed in the kitchen!

Heather: You know you can't live there, right?

Ben, ignoring her: it's called a bitchin' now

Heather: ...

Heather: *glares at Loki*

Loki: I swear it wasn't me

#arthurian #my arthurian #Norse Mythology #benjamin flynn collins #Heather Jane McLoughlin #heather's excellent space adventures #arc 3 #Loki #misquote #can i misquote myself #family #Fluff #it was prometheus actually

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littleredlilith · 5 years

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I always wonder if he is surprised or shocked when he makes this face?

#someone is misquoting Sheakspeare again #or someone told him that Loki is dead #Tom Hiddleston #olivier awards #IW prormo

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tonystarkd · 6 years

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Loki be like "my father says thor was born lucky. he says I was lucky to be born"

#atla #zuko #loki #thor ragnarok #ragnarok #misquote

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wild-lavender-rose · 2 years

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Loki x reader misquote #4

Loki, to Judge Renslayer: Madam, a god does not plead.

You:

You: *smirks*

Loki: Don’t you dare.

You: What about that time when Thor put all that honey in your hair and then you got your brush stuck and you came to me begging to-

Loki: Darling, that was not pleading, I was simply asking for your assistance in a small matter.

You: You were on your knees, Loki.

Loki: *scoffs* What? I never-

You: Tears streaming down your face, your brush fastened to one side of your head-

Loki: Gods do not cry!

Judge Renslayer: Enough!

Loki:

You:

Judge Renslayer: You two have a history then?

You:

You: What does she mean, history?

Loki: I believe it’s the Midgardian way of asking if we’re married.

You: Oh...

You: I wonder what gave it away.

Loki: No idea.

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gammacousin · 2 years

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Loki: *arriving at Valhalla* “I am once again a golden god! You may now return to the worshipping.”

#loki laufeyson #Loki #god of mischief #source: summer vacation #lego star wars #misquotes #marvel misquotes

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twh-news · 3 years

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'Asked & Answered with the Women of Marvel': Kate Herron | Marvel

Get to know the 'Loki' director and stream Season 1 of the Marvel Studios original series now!

Director Kate Herron doesn’t wait for permission to make stuff. Whether it’s creating her own short films (I can’t say enough about Rest Stop and Smear) or walking into her Marvel Studios' Loki pitch meeting with a fully realized vision for Loki that got her the job directing all six episodes of the Disney+ original series, Herron goes for it. And the stuff she makes is clever, moving, authentic and fun.

She knows her board games. She might unexpectedly burst into song. She’s a Woman of Marvel. And we had some questions for her.

What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

I usually hit the snooze button. I'm so bad at getting up in the morning.

Superpower of choice?

I'm very good at organization. I had the equivalent of a really intense Dropbox-like system for Loki. I was really proud of it. It was color-coded. I remember trying to show the behind-the-scenes people, and they were like, 'We don't want to film your laptop.' I'm really proud of it.

Better to ask permission or forgiveness?

Forgiveness, honestly. With filmmaking, I for so long was like, oh, I need permission to go out and be a director and be a filmmaker. And I read Robert Rodriguez's Rebel Without a Crew. He just went out and did it, man. In his book, he even says just put your name on a business card and say you're a filmmaker. Congratulations, you're a filmmaker.

I've always subscribed to that; I'll just go out and fail, and fail again. And eventually, there will be a win somewhere among this. I think that's something that, generally, has always done me well. So that would be my advice to people—just go out and do something.

What’s on your “Transcends All Timelines” mix tape?

Clara Rockmore because I got her in the show, and she was in my pitch for Loki. I loved it. Clara Rockmore's "The Swan" on theremin.

Favorite board game?

OK, this is hard. I love Everdell. But I would also say Betrayal at House on the Hill is one I always seem to go back to. I really love that game. Exploding Kittens is something I'm very good at. Let's say those: Everdell and Exploding Kittens, because they're nice, short ones; and Betrayal because that was my first gateway board game. And I love horror, so I've always had a lot of fun playing that.

In an alternate timeline, what would your alternate job be?

Oh, I think I'd be a lighthouse keeper. I was living on my own for a lot through COVID, and I think I was quite good at it.

What are you rocking this Halloween: Loki’s Antler crown or ‘Variant’ jacket?

Antlers because I think President Loki. That's, like, the ultimate Halloween outfit, surely.

Who’s your favorite Loki?

Oh, it's so tricky. I can't decide. They're all my children. Do you know what? I'm going to say our boy, Loki, Tom Hiddleston's Loki, because he got me the job. He was my gateway Loki. I love the other Lokis. I think they're excellent, but, you know, he was what got me into Loki. So let's say Tom's Loki.

Another point in time you wouldn’t mind checking out?

Oh, OK. So I always say the year that Jaws came out because I would love to have seen it. It's my all-time favorite film, and I'd love to see it in the cinema with an audience when it came out.

Truth or dare?

Because I'm an introvert, I always go with truth. I'm an over-sharer; I'd rather tell someone a terrible story about myself because I'm always nervous with the dare. I'm like, "What are they going to make me do?" It's the introvert in me. I'm always like, "I'll tell you a story. I'll do that, please."

What do you always make time for?

My dog, my little Potato. I always make time for him.

Who makes you laugh?

Oh, Amy Poehler. I just love her. I think she's like a dream woman.

Best time to burst into song?

All the time. I'm a theater kid, so we just do it. Do you know what I mean? It just happens.

Mantra or quote that keeps you going?

It's cheesy, but there's a bit in Buffy where Angel's like...it's the bit with the sword. And I'm going to continue to misquote it now. But he essentially said something along the lines of, "When you've got no one left, then what's left?" And Buffy’s like, "me." I always kind of hold onto that. When the world is very bad and everything seems very painful, you still got you, and you can be strong. That's what I always go for.

Best thing about being a Woman of Marvel?

Honestly, just getting to be part of the family. Victoria Alonso is a badass. And there are so many cool women; also directors, like Cate Shortland, Nia DaCosta. I'm just so flattered to be part of the conversation. I grew up loving Marvel. I grew up loving X-Men. And I love watching what the MCU has done. I just feel happy to be part of it, honestly.

#Loki #Loki series #kate herron #interview #Article #Marvel #Long post

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lucianalight · 3 years

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I was looking up the link to send u about What If, and no, I misquoted and misunderstood, they were just told Loki and Wanda couldn’t be the overall leads of the series cause they already are the leads of their own series, not that they couldn’t have their own episodes

Thank you! Although I think that's a lame excuse. So what if that they had their own series? Steve, Tony and Thor also had their own movie franchises and they were still the overall leads in Avengers movies. Just say you have no interest in wanting to focus on these characters.

#mcu critical #what if #loki #wanda maximoff #anon #messages

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djarinispunk · 3 years

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Beautiful, Dirty, Rich - Loki Laufeyson Mafia AU

Chapter One - Homecoming

Dark swirls of red echoed around Loki's mind, images of angels and devils dancing in his dreams as he slept. There was a particular image he kept picturing, for a few nights now he had been seeing someone. A girl — If she could even be called that, Loki would've rather called her a succubus with the way she entranced him, only to leave him in a cold sweat when he woke up, gasping and wide eyed in the dark room of his hotel.

He tried to put these dreams to one side, not thinking much of it. He'd suffered nightmares far worse.

It took him a moment to get his bearings, staring out the large window as the sun began to show itself through soft clouds. He then focused on the clock situated to the right of him, he took in the time with a sigh.

It was time to go home.

Feeling a warmth on your skin, your eyes began to flutter under the light, gently pulling you from your slumber. The warmth felt on your skin was from the sun, which shone through the blinds and cast your entire room in a golden glow. You had missed this part of New York, going to sleep with the bustling city as your background noise, the twinkling of lights the last thing you saw as sleep overtook you. Paris had been fun, but deep down, you knew you were always going to be a New Yorker at heart, take that as you will.

Upon checking your phone, you weren't shocked to see that half the day had already passed. This certainly wasn't irregular for you, but the impromptu night of drinking proposed by your best friend certainly hadn't helped the matter of your laziness. You cradled you head in your hands, your headache a harsh reminder of how much you had drank last night.

You didn't regret it, hell, your return to New York was sure to be celebrated. Although, when you took another glance at your phone, noting the four missed calls from your father, you questioned whether the extra bottle of Cîroc really had been worth the hassle.

You sighed before calling him back, it only rang for about four seconds before the stern voice was booming into your already sensitive ears.

"Where the hell are you?"

Warm welcome as always. "Hi Dad."

"We had reservations for twelve. Now, I'll ask again, where the hell are you?" he had his business voice on, the one he used when somebody had fucked up and he had to assert his dominance over them.

Shit. You had completely forgot that you had agreed to meeting for brunch. In all honestly, you had only agreed so you could get off the phone quicker.

"Oh, I'm on my way. There's traffic."

You heard a muffled sigh, you could picture your Dads face, etched with frustration as he ran a hand over his face. All because of you, the eternal disappointment.

"Hurry." was all he said before you were met with silence.

Typical.

You arrived at The Alfheim only a half hour after your lovely phone call with your father. Although as you approached the table, the sight of your father deep in concentration staring at is phone made you just want to turn around and cut your losses. You took a moment to watch him, weighing up your options. Surely telling him you got into a car crash and couldn't make brunch was probably a tad too dramatic...right?

"Sit down." he didn't even look up to address you, you only huffed as you took a seat opposite him. No imaginary car crash for you.

You watched as he pulled a face of discontent before putting his phone down. Looking you over finally, his prior expression only seemed to intensify as he tutted under his breath.

"Traffic my ass. If you were planning on being hungover for this brunch, you should have just not come at all." he reprimanded you like a child, which wasn't too dissimilar to how he always treated you.

You fought the urge to roll your eyes, but you knew that would only prove his point of you being childish. Instead you chose to nibble at the inside of your cheek, holding back on saying something spiteful, you didn't want a full fledged argument when you had only woken up an hour ago. "I'm not hungover, me and Sophia just went out for a late dinner after the flight. You know, to celebrate me coming home." you couldn't help the sullen look which cast over your face, you had been gone for four months.

To your father, it didn't matter, you were only an inconvenience to him.

"Look at me." anger laced his tone and you begrudgingly lifted your eyes from the table to look at his face. "Do you think I'm some kind of idiot?" he spat.

If you were nibbling at the inside of your cheek earlier, it was fair to say you could taste the familiar metallic pang of blood now. Yes, you did think he was an idiot. You chose to only shake your head at his words

"Did you forget who's card gets charged with all the shit you buy?"

Oh, you guess you should've seen it coming.

"I'm sure you enjoyed the three bottles of tequila with your late lunch, right? I hope Sophia enjoyed wasting my money too." he sniped, only stopping as the waiter approached your table. You were left biting down bitter words of resentment as you drowned out the sounded of your father ordering the two of you food.

God you really were a child, twenty one years old and you couldn't even be trusted to order your own food, let alone buy your own things. You tried to not focus on the thought too much, it was too deep for what was supposed to be a easy brunch.

"We have a function to attend tonight, I expect you to be there." his attention was pulled back towards his phone, though you weren't focused on that, you instead perked up slightly at his words.

"A party?" you asked hopefully. Whilst you were in Paris, you had to admit you had missed the debauchery of Mafia parties. The excessive nature of the gatherings were otherworldly, and everyone always attended looking like they bathed in gold; you being no exception. You wanted a party, an excuse to get all dressed up, it was one of the only things you enjoyed in the life you had.

Christ, you sounded sad.

"Sort of. It's to celebrate the return of Laufey's boy."

"I didn't know he had a son." you picked at your cuticles, not overly interested in the topic. How come he got a welcome home party?

"Yes you do. I've mentioned Loki before." he certainly hadn't, but you knew better than to go against him. So you just nodded. This was the last of the conversation between the two of you, your father now fully consumed in his phone, you took to your own.

Y: You awake?

S: Barely. I ended up at Charlie's. Don't ask.

You rolled your eyes a little at Sophia's text. Charlie being in reference to her on again off again boyfriend who she had conveniently told you she was 'completely over' last night.

Y: Fair enough, do you know about the function tonight?

S: Yep, I don't know if I can handle another night of drinking though

Y: Same, but I feel like we always say that

S: True. Answer your door I'm outside

Y: Oh, I'm with my Dad, the code hasn't changed though, I wont be long

S: Sheesh, bet that's fun

You suppressed a laugh before sneakily snapping a photo of your dad consumed in his phone, his brow furrowed as he stared at the screen. You smirked before sending it to Sophia.

S: You know what they say, a picture says a thousand words

S: And this one says, 'Your dad's a dick'

You let out a quiet laugh, fighting the urge to correct her on her misquoting the phrase.

You caught a glimpse of the waiter and put your phone back in your bag. Thanking the waiter you and your father were launched into a silent meal. You scanned the restaurant, watching as all types of people ate and conversed with each other. You turned back to your salad, pushing it around with a dissatisfied pout.

Welcome home to you.

#loki layfeyson x reader #loki laufeyson #thor #thor ragnorak #loki #tom hiddelson #fanfic #marvel #mcu #avengers

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neyafromfrance95 · 2 years

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Sylvie:

Is not Tom!Loki's feminized self

Is not Tom!Loki's fem form

Is not Tom!Loki's genderfluid representation

Sophia has tried to explain this, that Sylvie is a character in her own right instead of being an extension of Tom!Loki, but the antis misquoted her, claiming that she said that Loki's genderfluid identity wasn't important.

Sylvie is not Lady Loki

But even if Sylvie and Loki were the same person in the different genders, would it be wrong to make them romantic?

No, because selfcest is not real and this fictional concept isn't the same as incest, but even if it was, it's just a fiction based on mythology

Having sexual fantasies about oneself in the different gender/sex form is valid. The Feminine and Masculine Embodiment Fantasies are not rare and people across the whole gender spectrum experience such fantasies.

#sylki #pro sylki #lovie #loki #sylvie #loki series #lovedaggers #enchantricks #love is a dagger #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe

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