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yellowjackles · 4 months

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jake: being himself

amy: 🥰🥰🥰

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 1 year

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Amy: okay im gonna go get the wedding cake

Jake: perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear

Amy:

Amy: you mean the ring bearER, right?

Jake:

Amy: look me in the eyes and tell me you're not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding

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wisefoxluminary · 10 months

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[Jake and Holt are investigating an old storage unit. They are about to open one of the lockers.]

Holt: On three.

Holt: One, two, three.

[A cat bursts out of the open locker]

Jake: *screams*

Holt: .....

Jake: That was scary.

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peraltiagosamor · 2 years

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*Jake, going through Rosas’ purse* : Hey Ames? What does a pregnancy test look like?

Amy: Oh it’s like a thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it.

Jake: Oh okay, this is definitely a sword then.

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incorrectbatfam · 8 months

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Damian: Father is looking at us. Act natural.

Tim: Spreadsheet, spreadsheet.

Jason: Crime, crime.

Dick: Gotham, Gotham.

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chaoticace2005 · 1 month

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Vox: You played me like a fiddle!

Alastor: Oh no, old friend. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are!

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is-there-an-echo-in-here · 1 year

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 7 months

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Ahsoka: You don’t have a hairdryer in your ship?

Anakin: Have you never met a human before?

Ahsoka, on the phone with Obi-Wan: Master Obi-Wan, do you have a hairdryer in your ship?

Obi-Wan: Of course, I’m not an animal.

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sunflowersloth · 1 year

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wednesday: i’m actually deeply in love with enid and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names.

ajax: why are you telling me this??

wednesday: because no one will believe you.

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waterfire1848 · 2 years

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[ After the Batkids destroyed the manor. ]

Jason: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Jason, as Bruce: Jason, what are you doing?

Bruce, appearing from behind Jason: Jason, what are you doing?

Jason: I conjured him.

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hawkinsincorrect · 28 days

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Steve: Hey, Robin, do you know my blood type?

Robin: Yeah, it's B positive.

Steve: Okay, I guessed wrong.

Steve, to his nurse: Excuse me, ma'am –

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yellowjackles · 4 months

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this is jake peralta coded

#that grin is the same as jake's and you cant convince me otherwise #same person different fonts #b99 #pjo tv #pjo #percy jackson #jake peralta #brooklyn nine nine incorrect quotes #brooklyn 99

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underqualified-human · 9 months

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*Ace watching as Yuu and Grimm sort through an entire stove-sized box of Valentine's Day letters/gifts*

Ace: What do you do to them? Yuu: Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.

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incorrectskywalkers · 9 months

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[anakin, ahsoka and some clones are stood before a burning building after a mission went terribly]

Anakin: ...Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Anakin, imitating Obi-Wan: "Anakin, what are you doing?"

Obi-Wan, appearing from behind them: Anakin, what are you doing?

Anakin: I conjured him.

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peraltiagosamor · 2 years

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Jake: That was a joke. Say ha.

Holt: Ha.

Jake: Now do it again.

Holt: Ha.

Jake: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Jason: Look, Tim, I’m not gonna waste your time with some lame excuse about why we left you behind, all right? Just the truth.

Jason: Dick and I were taken hostage by an Armenian biker gang and thrown on a cargo ship heading to Asia, but we’re back now. Don’t worry about it.

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