#dc superbat

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Clark: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Bruce: I saw you.

Clark: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Lex in a turkey costume.

#superbattinson #superbat #superman #superman x batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #dc superbat #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect dc comics #funny #funny post #funny content #dc universe #crossover #kal el #justice league

[smilechiales]

Just imagine a young Superman/Clark Kent being stuck in a kind of time loop the day he meets Batman/Bruce Wayne for the first time.

But it's not actually a time loop, time progresses the whole time.

But Bruce forgets every meeting they ever had because at the end of every meeting they somehow kiss and Clark accidently makes Bruce forget because he doesn't have a good grasp on his powers yet.

#superbat #superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #fanfiction #fanfiction prompts #dc batman #dc superman #DC Superbat

[frostyleatherjacket]

Batman F.B.I

Farm. Boy. Inspector.

#dc #dc comics #dc batman #Batman #dc bruce wayne #bruce wayne #dc superman #superman #dc Clark Kent #Clark Kent #dc kal el #kal el #superbat #dc superbat #bruclark #you know that shirt that says female body inspector #it’s that but gay and not shitty #alternatively #farmboy body inspector

[t00thpasteface]

"well, the laser vision IS a plus, because it's cool watching her set stuff on fire from 50 yards away. and i like that she can fly and get things off of high shelves for me. but those aren't the ONLY reasons why i like her!"

(also i hope you enjoy retro batdad, because that's where my brain's at right now. i'm delighted that starfire's design is already so incredibly 60s; she fits right in 🌠)

#this was a stress sketch between studying for my chem final and then a celebratory cooldown coloring after i finished it #art #comic #dc #teen titans #batman #bruce wayne #dc robin #starfire #koriand'r #dickkory #superman #superbat

[frownyalfred]

Bruce Wayne is so much stronger than me, because if I was him I would walk straight up to Lex Luthor at a fundraiser, lean down, and whisper you want to fuck Superman so bad it makes you look stupid in his ear before flitting away with zero context.

#bonus points for superbat here #then it’s personal #like lex you wish you could fuck superman #luckily I can whenever I like #bruce wayne #batman #dc #lex luthor #thoughts

[xxxcxcxx]

#superbat #batman #superman #joker #dc #dc universe #doodle #ilysm

[ditzybat]

jason: what’s your darkest secret?

tim: i wrote the most kudos’d superbat fanfic on ao3

damian: i was his beta reader

jason: first you steal my costume, now you steal my spot as most kudos’d fic?!

#bruce: at least they haven’t maimed eachother - this is good bonding right? #dick: uh sure - whatever the voices tell you B #dc #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #clark kent #red hood #robin #red robin #batman #superman #superbat #batfam

[dieubius]

The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire 💀

...

Comes with labels

#batman #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #two face #harvey dent #twobats #catwoman #selina kyle #catbat #batcat #green arrow #oliver queen #arrowbat #gotham #dc #dc fanart #fanart #art

[fakeicecubes]

Reasons why the rest of the JL believes Batman and all of his children are metas/cryptids

-Weirdly good instincts

-They only see the bat and kids at night

-Hasn’t died

-If they have died, they came back within the year

-The JL has seen all of them at one point or another stay up for 96 hours straight and act semi-normally

-One time Batman was stabbed and started bleeding green(it was slime Bruce packed for kids to play with if they were at a crime scene)

-Red Robin didn’t cry while watching A Dogs Purpose for Young Justice’s movie night(he did, the mask hid his tears)

-They all know an absurd amount of Golf facts

-Somehow none of them age

-All of them are friends with a super

Wonder Women has the list and they update it after every mission.

#batman #batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #jason todd #justice league #young justice #dc #dceu #dc robin #dcu #dc comics #dc universe #wonder woman #superman #superbat #green lantern #the flash

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."

why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.

a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?

#superman was already iffy on bruce wayne #now he has a true hatred for the man for #1) declaring his intentions toward someone he has feelings for #2) not only implying that he is better boyfriend material than /Superman/ #but that he’s so much better that superman isn’t even competition #/bruce wayne/ #notable playboy and idiot #a better choice as a boyfriend #the absolute arrogance #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #dc #dc comics #mine

[bruciemilf]

I fucking love a Clark Kent that's carved from sunshine and refuses to forfeit his hope and faith in humanity, but ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS MAN, one of these fucking days I hope to see him with that wolfish grin smile, bared wide and voice shaking, " I'm gonna laser the next person I fucking see I swear to GOD"

And for Battinson to calmly tap his shoulder. "Hello."

Then it's back to Kansas apple pie boy, " Oh my god! Bruce, hi!"

#GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME #frownyalfred once said bruce is clark's impulse control and oh wow yes #bruce wayne #clark kent #dc #dc comics #text #batman #superman #superbat

[jesncin]

Relationship advice from your opportunistic Bat-friend.

#batman #superman #superbat #bruce wayne #clark kent #dc comics #fanart #fancomic #my art #jl remix #“I'll punch u” is basic #“I'll date your crush” is real it's a threat

[tiffycat]

The vibes on this guy... Maybe it's a Gotham thing

Continuation of my lil delusional crossover cause I still think it is very fun and also people seemed to like the first set of doodles :D

#why does bro stand like a danganrompa character the whole time #superbat #clark kent #superman #maws #mawtb au #my adventures with superman #bruce wayne #batman #the batman #the batman (2022) #dc #dc comics #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k

[koroart]

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

#I can now rest in pieces #:: my art #dc #dc comics #superbat #timkon #jondami #( last one can be seen either platonic or romantic) #superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #red robin #tim drake #superboy #conner kent #kon el #jon kent #robin #damian wayne #lmao #literally just #big medium and small #I’m going to bed now #oh shit I forgot #supersons

[t00thpasteface]

"i've just been working on a... celebrity impression. it's for a sting operation of sorts i've been putting together. yes as a matter of fact it WILL keep me busy tonight—"

#RETROBAT. WESTBAT. WHATEVER. SORRY EVERYONE. this is very directly spoofed from a bit from the show #bc i'm always delighted to see this freak switching between brucie mode and bat mode in rapid succession #juggle your conflicting identities for my entertainment boy. FASTER. SILLIER. NOW DO IT ON ONE LEG #art #comic #dc #batman #bruce wayne #superbat #batman 66

[frownyalfred]

If Clark is kidnapped, he knows without having to ask that Bruce is going to hunt him down with the help of the entire Justice League. They’ll find him! He’ll be fine!

If Bruce is kidnapped, he’ll just sit there — maybe getting lightly tortured — and dread the arrival of all 17 of his kids, one angry Kryptonian without his emotional support human, Alfred having a RED moment, the Batcow, and all of the active JL members who don’t hate him right now (Hal Jordan will probably still come with, but he will complain the entire time)

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #superbat #clark kent #batdad #superman #batfam #justice league #jl #thoughts