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ovobawrites · 7 months

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𝐵𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽: 𝐸𝓅𝒾𝓈𝑜𝒹𝑒 𝐹𝑜𝓊𝓇 ♡ 𝐹𝒷𝑜𝓎𝓈 𝒜𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓎𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓈

disclaimer: this has already been posted on ao3 and quotev, i'm just reposting this beach episode special as a promo for the fic. after this is all my previous author notes.

this is a fem!reader and also a half chinese!reader insert.

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Dusk tinted the beach in oranges and purples as your group walked over to your bags. All of you were soaking wet, leaving trails of water droplets behind you as you trudged through the sand. Leona and Vil glanced over from where they were conversing, the lion looking as tired as usual while Vil seemed to be slightly more tanned than before.

"So who won?" Leona asked, eyes half lidded as he leaned on a pillow Ruggie had set up for him.

You beamed, elated. "I did!"

"Yes, you really shocked us." Azul sighed, "If only you were on our team, then we would have easily won!"

"Oh please," Riddle scoffed, "Malleus and Lilia had gotten us out of your 'trap' so easily it was hardly a hindrance! Your small group was nothing compared to our team."

"Aww is goldfishie mad that he didn't save koi fishie~?" Floyd slung an arm over Riddle's shoulder and laughed. "You're not even strong enough to carry her!"

Jade chuckled alongside him. "Now now, Floyd, we wouldn't want to upset Riddle too much... even if what you're saying is true."

Cater sighed. "Oh no..."

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME! I AM NOT WEAK!" Riddle yelled, face as red as his hair. "HOW DARE YOU!"

Floyd just laughed and reached for Riddle as the boy struggled to pull away from him. The two started play-fighting, well, Floyd was. Riddle was trying to strangle Floyd... despite the fact that he could barely reach his neck...

Trey nudged Cater and the two struggled to separate Riddle from Floyd. The two of them did their best to calm down their housewarden... but Jade joining the taunting put a stop to their plans.

"It was rather fun to play that game." Malleus spoke up from besides you. "I particularly enjoyed swimming, though I don't understand why I could not just teleport over..."

Lilia tsked. "But where's the fun in that? Besides, then we wouldn't have gotten the chance to see dear (Y/N) save herself."

"You did very well," Silver gave you a soft smile. "I'm surprised at how quickly you swam."

"Right? You moved so quickly!" Ruggie chimed in, grin on his face. "How'd you do it?"

"Ah." You looked away. "My brother taught me how to swim that quickly."

Silver nodded, "Oh... so you won't drown..."

"No, it was so that I could escape any assassins while at the beach..."

Ruggie looked pensive. "Can't assassins just... swim after you?"

"That's why he taught me to swim fast."

"...So we're just gonna ignore the assassins part?" Idia muttered off to the side, like he was one to talk.

"At least I'm not the heir of a famous noble family." You replied.

Idia rolled his eyes. "And yet I've never had to swim away from any assassins."

"And when you do I'm sure you'll drown."

"That's no true, I'll have Ortho to rescue me."

Ortho nodded. "Big brother gave me a tracking software so I can locate him from anywhere in the world!"

Slightly concerning, but okay.

"Why don't you just teleport away from any assassins?" Malleus wondered. "Would that not be more convenient?"

The rest of the group gave him a look. Riddle and Floyd paused their fight just to stare at him incredulously. If it weren't for the fact that Malleus was a crown prince, you would have thought he'd been living under a rock for his whole life. Besides, didn't he know?

"Teleportation fúlù are really expensive, Malleus. Just because I have them doesn't mean I'd use them to get away from some annoying assassin!"

"Your family's net worth is like, in the millions." Idia mumbled.

"That doesn't mean I'm going to spend money like it's water!"

"Are you not more concerned about the assassin who'd kill you? Who cares about money when their life is on the line!"

"Money is more important than life..." Ruggie shrugged, a sneaky glint to his eyes.

"See! Ruggie agrees!"

"He does not! Ruggie is an outlier, if you ask anyone else they would back ME up!"

"How dare you call Ruggie an outlier!" You growled. "Look at him!" You pulled the hyena towards you and gestured to Idia. "He's so adorable, how could you say that about him?!"

"Just because he's adorable doesn't mean he's a good voice of reason! Ortho's way cuter anyways!"

"I think Silver is the cutest~" Lilia sang with a wide smile. "He was so adorable as a child-"

"Fa-Lilia! Don't say that!"

Not breaking eye contact for a moment, Idia shouted, "Stay out of this, Lilia!"

"Uh, Cater?"

"Yeah Trey?"

"Which fight do we break up?"

"...good question."

"Ortho, while admittedly adorable, is in no way cuter than Ruggie!"

"Leona, help me!"

"Yeah, Ruggie is definitely more adorable than your brother, Radish sprout." The lion spoke up.

"Leona!" Ruggie hissed.

"What?" He replied with a smug look. "I'm helping to defend your honor."

"If you wanted to help, that you'd get me out of here!"

"I don't understand why you think Ruggie is cuter than Ortho! Just look at the two!" Idia yanked Ruggie out of your arms and stood him and Ortho side-by-side. "Ortho has bigger eyes, a happier face and chubbier cheeks. He's definitely the cutest here!"

"Don't worry Silver, I still think you're the cutest!"

"Thank you, Father-Lilia."

"That's true, but Ruggie has the cutest personality! And besides, doesn't his thin frame make you want to smother him with care?"

At this point, sparks were bouncing off of the two of you as you glared at each other. Idia's hair was red in anger while your (e/c) eyes were almost glowing. At least Idia's hair was hot enough to evaporate the water from the ocean, drying off your bodies instantly. He took a step closer to you, and you responded by closing the distance even more.

"What do you mean, 'Ruggie has the cutest personality'?! Ortho is so much more sweet! He's way more moe than Ruggie!"

"Firstly, I don't know what that even means! Secondly," The two of you had gotten so close to each other that your nose was almost touching Idia's chest, you had to crane your neck up to look at him. "I think you're just jealous!"

"Wh- Jealous!" Idia's face went pink, his hair following suit. He breathed in and then yelled out, "I'm NOT JEALOUS!"

"Okay..." Floyd said, "This is so not funny anymore."

"Agreed," Azul pushed up his glasses. "Jade? Mind helping Floyd to separate the two?"

"Of course, Azul." Jade's ever present smile had gotten darker when he saw how close you and Idia had gotten.

At Idia's yell, you had to hold back a flinch. You had let your emotions get hold of you. Ah. This was bad, how embarrassing. Your cheeks flushed.

"O-okay..." You took a step back and looked off to the side, a full 180 from your brash attitude from before.

This, of course, did not go unnoticed, and Azul took the opportunity to get Jade and Floyd to distract you while he talked to Idia. With your eyes off to the side, you missed the worried glance Idia shot at you, and the concern from the other boys.

How could you let your emotions dictate your actions?!

I'm meant to be proper and polite, not- your thoughts spiraled even further.

The lack of control you showed was revolting. You had done the exact thing you were taught to never do. Self-loathing flooded your veins as you felt ashamed over your actions. You had gotten too heated, too angry. You were never meant to be that. It was- You were- a disgrace.

"(Y/N)?" Jade's voice snapped you out of your thoughts. "Are you... alright?"

"Ah-" You looked up at him and Floyd, who had walked over to you and stood almost as a divider between yourself and the others. "-I'm fine. There's no need to worry."

It was like shutters divided you from your emotions once more. Floyd couldn't help but miss the much freer you that was there just before. Your face was like jade, cold and emotionless. The only hint of the anger from before was shown in your eyes for just a moment. Then, it disappeared too.

"...Are you sure?" Floyd leaned in, uncharacteristically solemn. "You know that wasn't a big deal, right?"

And he hit the nail on the head, by the looks of it. Your face displayed just a modicum of shock before swiftly returning to its stone-cold state.

"No one's upset with you for breaking composure." Jade pointed out, him and Floyd leaning towards you. "In fact, your argument was rather amusing."

"Yeah, it was fun to see koi fishie so mad!" Floyd smiled. "You looked so passionate, it was so cute!"

"C-cute?!" You flushed a bright pink, ears to shoulders tinted in that warm colour.

This reaction did not go unnoticed, Floyd and Jade exchanging a look before moving in even closer.

"Yes, you looked absolutely adorable."

"I- oh. Thank you." You realised what they meant. Cute as in a kitten's hiss cute, not as in... attractive.

...I shouldn't get side-tracked.

You moved to grab your bag and dry your hair off. You had mostly dried off thanks to Idia's flaming hair, but you could still feel the unpleasant sensation of sea-salt sticking to your skin. A towel quickly and carefully got rid of most of the remaining moisture, and with a quick rummage through your bag, you put on your sundress once more. In that time, Kalim had popped up by your side with a kind smile.

"You were super cool just then!" He remarked, "It was so fun to play with you, and it was so cool when you flipped Jade over!"

"That was nothing." You remarked offhandedly, "I only really intervened because I was getting a bit bored."

You missed the small frown Kalim gave at those words, remembering your bright excitement from before.

"Even so..." he started, "it was still amazing to see it happen. You were so fast! I was so afraid Jade or Floyd were gonna catch you but you got to the 'rescue point' just in time!"

"Ah- thank you." The genuine praise was difficult to respond to, a warmth in your chest from just those simple words. "I doubt I would have won had I not managed to get Jade to crash into Floyd though... that cost them some time."

"But you did! So it doesn't matter if that didn't happen, since you won and it did!"

Oh. That's what I'm feeling.

It wasn't pride or happiness or glee. It was the warmth you feel around your brother. It was familial love.

Oh dear.

This was... concerning. You've never felt this... love... for anyone before. Not since your brother.

But that was a problem for later, for now, you were going to ignore it. After all, repressing it may just make it go away. You don't need this feeling, not now.

Mini Theatre Ruggie: Mommy, daddy, stop fighting ;-; Idia: Shut up!- Wait what- O///O (Y/N): Don't talk to him like that! Ruggie: Omfg Leona save me from these stupid idiots already!!!

and here is the fourth part of the beach ep. if you'd like to read the rest of the fic, you can read it on ao3 here, and on quotev here.

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random-musings-of-life · 10 months

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A (Mostly) Comprehensive List of Tumblr Holidays

I saw this post about Tumblr holidays/celebrations, and there were a ton of them, so I decided to make an organized list and their meanings. I am also adding famous "fandom holidays" to this list. Feel free to point out any I missed/explained incorrectly and I'll add them!

Tuesday:

Supernatural Tuesday --- an episode of Supernatural was about a time loop where it was always Tuesday. Can be posted on any Tuesday.

Leave the Bog --- a meme with a drawing saying "When it's safe to leave the bog" and an arrow pointing to Tuesday. Can be posted on any Tuesday.

Thursday:

Out of Touch Thursday --- a video of the cast from the anime Lucky Star dancing to the song "Out of Touch" by Hall and Oates. Can be posted on any Thursday.

Thursday the 20th --- a screencap of a rapper in The Simpsons with a gold necklace that says "Thursday the 20th". Can only be posted on Thursdays which are also the 20th of their month.

February:

Galentine's Day --- February 13th. From an episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie dedicates this day to celebrating female friendship.

March:

Pi Day --- March 14th. The first digits of pi, 3.14, line up with "March 14" or 3/14.

The Ides of March --- March 15th. The day that Julius Caesar was assassinated. Many memes and jokes are made about him, the assassination in general, or bad luck.

Evergiven/Suez Canal Anniversary --- March 23rd. Refers to an event where a ship, the Evergiven, got stuck in the Suez Canal.

94 Meetings Day --- March 31st. From an episode of Parks and Rec where April doesn't think this day exists and books all of Ron's appointments then.

April:

April Fools --- April 1st. Also a real world holiday. The most popular prank is Rickrolling.

Mishapocalypse --- April 1st. On this day, Tumblr users spam one specific photo of Misha Collins, who played Castiel on Supernatural, where he is looking at the camera wide-eyed.

Neil Banging Out the Tunes --- April 13th. Refers to a photo of a rat by a children's keyboard with the caption "Neil banging out the tunes April 13th 2006".

Homestuck Day --- April 13th. The birthday of Homestuck, a web comic. It is/was one of the most popular fandoms on Tumblr.

It's Gonna Be May --- April 30th. Comes from a GIF of Justin Timberlake singing the song "It's Gonna Be Me". In the song, he pronounces "me" like "May".

May:

Star Wars Day --- May 4th. It comes from a pun between "May the force" and "May the Fourth".

Revenge of the Fifth --- May 5th. It comes from a pun between "Revenge of the Sith" and "Revenge of the Fifth".

June:

Let Papyrus Say "Fuck" Day --- June 16th. Someone who was annoyed with mischaracterization of Papyrus from Undertale established this holiday and it caught on.

July:

Dashcon Anniversary --- July 11th. Dashcon was a poorly organized attempt to hold a Tumblr convention.

September:

21st Night of September --- September 21st. The day referenced in the catchy disco song "September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire.

Frodo and Bilbo's Birthday --- September 22nd. The joint birthday of Frodo and Bilbo Baggins from The Lord of the Rings.

October:

Mean Girls Day --- October 3rd. This comes from the part of the movie where Cady's crush asks her what day it is.

Treat Yo'Self --- October 13th. From an episode of Parks and Rec where Tom and Donna have a day to pamper themselves.

November:

November 5th --- Multiple holidays. It's Guy Fawkes Day (a holiday in Great Britain where effigies are lit to celebrate the failure of a traitor), and some people post screencaps of the movie V for Vendetta, where it's mentioned. November 5th, 2020 specifically had three huge news items: rumors of Vladimir Putin's resignation, Destiel (a ship from Supernatural) becoming (one-sided) canon, and the controversy over counting electoral votes in the U.S. election.

Life Day --- November 17. The equivalent of Christmas in Star Wars.

December:

Christmas Adam --- December 23rd. It comes from a Tumblr post making a pun on "eve" and "Eve" (from the Bible). As the original Tumblr post describes, it "comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying".

Almost Christmas (Means It Wasn't Christmas) --- 11:59 P.M. on December 24th. This is from Ace Attorney, a video game where you're a defense lawyer. The fact that it's not quite Christmas is a crucial piece of evidence in one of the cases.

DL-6 --- Christmas/late December. This is when one of the most famous cases from Ace Attorney (mentioned above) occurs.

Other:

Annoy Squidward Day --- either January or February 15th. This refers to an episode of Spongebob where Mr. Krabs votes for Employee of the Month; a screen cap shows Spongebob pointing to the 15th day on the calendar with a sticker of Squidward on it.

Fuck this Post and Happy Birthday [Fictional Character] --- any character's birthday. The original Tumblr post starts out with a user saying "People who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying, pass it on", and another retorts with "FUCK this post and happy birthday, Sonic". "Sonic" can be replaced with a character of your choice.

#for the reddit refugees #tumblr holidays

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lxdymoon0357 · 2 years

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Hi I just saw your blog and it's very cool but you write for The Villainess Turns The Hourglass

If you are writing to her, can I ask for a request for Luhan?

Lohan Dating HCs

※Lohan, the emperor of Croa. This man is such a sweetheart yet an asshole at the same time, it hurts your head.

※ The perfect match of brawn and booty, not brains because my man can be dumb as hell most of the time except for when he has to make decisions of you and the empire.

※He would most definitely have you near him at all times during a ball or a party, because being the emperor’s lover would make a target for flirting, assassination, etc.

※He loves to kiss your cheeks, above anything else!!!!! He loves the plush of your face when he kisses them, they’re so pudgy and warm and soft and and and!!!!!

※He loves to carry your around bridal style, and he will show as much PDA in public as he can because in his opinion, no place determines where he can show his love and where he can’t!

※I feel like he loves cakes and many sweet baked treats, so many bakery dates!!!!

※He loves to match outfits with you, every morning he would ask the maids the get out a matching outfits with, even the accessories are matching with him! <3

※Be prepared to have this man’s hands all over you. Literally. Everywhere. Anytime.

※He gets all prissy to talk to anyone when he notices that he has to leave your waist and it annoys Asher to no end because he gets all whiny and annoying.

※You’re the most popular among the aristocratic faction, being that it also brings rumors both good and bad.

※You are kept in a whole set of another wing because well maybe you stink, jk, he loves you a lot so he decided you should have as much as space as you need.

※You both have moments where you both sit in the same room as he does some paper work and he balls them up and constantly throws them at your head.

※He has you in-charge for anything you would desire to be in-charge of, that also mean if he ever takes in any concubines, you’re gonna be the empress of the noble imperial consort.

※But, it’s not possible for him to take in many concubines or any at all, cause he maybe flirty with people and looks famous within the ladies, he doesn’t want to date anyone else other than you.

※He constantly buys you your favorite treats and they’re made with the best of ingredients from faraway away continents and empires.

※He lets you dress him up into gowns, dresses, skirts and frocks and many other things and let’s be honest he looks good in them, like he should!

※He would always take you horse-back riding to hunt or to just see the forest.

also why do I have so many Lohan requests?

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maleyanderecafe · 1 year

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Kiruru Kill Me (Manga)

Created by: Yasuhiro Kano

Genre: Action/Comedy

It's been a while since I read a comedy with a male yandere, but this one was a pretty fun one to read. It runs on a very silly gimmick but I think it's done in a sort of absurd way that makes it fun to read. Do be warned, there is quite a bit of fanservice for the girl ( a lot of it is the male lead's imagination), so it's gonna be a bit of panty shots and boobs. As of writing this, there are 20 chapters translated online, though I believe the entire thing is translated in physical copy volumes.

The story is about Aoi Nemo, head of one of the most important medical companies in the world. He's incredibly smart, famous and charismatic. He falls for a girl named Akaumi Kiruru who, after using connections, finds out that she's an hitman. Because he's kind of weird and probably too awkward to ask her out, he decides the best course of action is to hire her to assassinate him. He's delusional in believing that these assassination attempts are "dates" and is delighted in the fact that she's only thinking about him. He has a lot of precautions to make sure he's able to survive all of Kiruru's assassinations including watches that monitor air level, having a thin suit made out of carbon microfibers to prevent him from being stabbed and a suitcase of antidotes to counter poisons amongst a lot of other things. Akaumi Kiruru is pretty annoyed at Nemo considering he seems impossible to kill and that she needs him to die for her to get her debut as a hitman, however, continues to diligently try as many methods as possible to kill him. The general flow of the story is that Kiruru tries an attempt to kill Nemo, Nemo is ecstatic and because of his wealth and smarts is able to survive and Kiruru wonders how this guy is basically unkillable. They add other elements as well such as other members of the hitman group attempting to kill Kiruru as well as a possible female yandere and Kiruru does eventually get feelings for her target Nemo.

Nemo as a yandere is pretty delusional. Considering he only met Kiruru once before falling for her and then attempted an assassination attempt on himself so that she would only think of him is a pretty strong indicator. He only really thinks about Kiruru and is pretty oblivious to any other girl who is in love with him (much to the secretary's dismay). He also is pretty protective of her as well, since when he found out that one of his collaborators (stakeholders?) groped Kiruru, he immediately bought out the company, humiliated them by showing accusations of sexual asset and further drove their company downwards by using their building to play random videos. He uses quite a lot of money to make sure he survives his "dates" with Kiruru and has a ton of precautions to make sure he stays alive. At one point he does accept having Kiruru kill him, but then realizes if he's dead, he won't be able to do anything romantic for her and continues to try again staying alive. He also has quite a lot of daydreams about her, perverted or otherwise and often wants to collect whatever she's used to assassinate him with to keep as souvenirs.

Kiruru herself isn't too bad of a character as well. There is quite a lot of fanservice on her (which, to me is sort of annoying, but I can bypass it) and her personality is very diligent and optimistic in trying to find different ways to assassinate Nemu since she doesn't want to let her client down. A lot of her coworkers often suggest that she use sexual appeal or flirting to get close to Nemu, which Kiruru refuses to do since she's not experienced and believes that there are other ways to kill Nemu that doesn't involve attempting to seduce him (which is fair and that's what most of her attempts are like). Personally while I think her personality and character is fine, I wasn't the biggest fan of how they chose to represent her.

In any case, it's been a while since I was able to read a yandere story that was able to make me laugh so hard, and if you are interested in Kiruru and Nemo's hijinks, I would highly recommend it.

#male yandere #yandere #yandere boy #recommendations #ongoing #kiruru kill me #manga

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tickling-giggles · 2 years

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Your blog is so comforting! Can you write lee karma with ler isogai and maehara?? Thank you very much!!

Not so funny now huh?

A/N: I’m glad that you find my blog comforting✨. No problem 😌

TW: a bit of swearing from karma

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Isogai, Maehara and Karma were assigned to do a project on a famous assassin and to make a short picture biography on him. Karma was “helping”

“Its not funny shut up karma Isogai tell karma to stahp” Maehara whined blushing ferociously shoving his head into his knees.

“What isn’t that what your codename is Womanizing Bastard? I thought you said it was a cool codename” Karma teased poking at the back of his head.

“It was… until I looked it up”

“Oho really what did it say”

“Mae stop whining Karma stop teasing I thought you two were working together”

“We we’re until HE gotten off topic with the conversation we were having” Maehara ratted him out.

“Oh cohome on prez you know it’s funny when his face is flushed” Karma chuckled as he nudged his arm.

“I meannnn…”

“Oh COME ON ISOGAI not you too”

“Come on dude it’s funny seeing you spaz out like that it’s funny” Isogai snickered imagined it.

“Ugh your both the WORSTTTTTT” Maehara screamed into one of his pillows.

“Hehe okahay okay let’s finish this up then we can goof off” Isogai recollected himself.

“Aww but that was fun oh c’mon prez just a little break won’t hurt right” karma poked at his side.

“K-karma don’t stahart and plus we just have a small section we can get over with right now and then play all we want” Isogai jerked away as he explained.

“Oho I didn’t know that prez was ticklish” karma grinned evilly.

“Yeah he is BRO KARMA there’s this spot right…” Maehara was explaining.

“AAHHHHH LALALALA SHUT THE HELL UP LALALALA”Isogai plugged his ears.

“Anyways he ends up snorting and sounds like a hyena it’s sooo funny and adorable one would say” Maehara spilled.

“Oho really now~” wiggling his fingers at Isogai

“UHN UH SEEHE NO WERE NOT GONNA TEASE ISOGAI THATS A BIG NONO” Isogai put his hand out for protection while he was anticipation giggling.

“Y-yeah karma” Maehara defended Isogai as he poked karma’s side which earned him a giggle. So he wouldn’t get tickled or scolded by him.

“Bro did you just—?”

“Noho Ahem no I didn’t what’re you talking about” karma acted like a noise didn’t come out of him.

“KARMA YOUR TICKLISH” Isogai dramatically gasped.

“Shuhut up”

“GET HIM” they both shouted before pinning him. (Hey atleast they gave him a pillow to lay his head on)

“Haha guhuys nohow lemme up” karma giggled as he struggles to get out of Maehara’s grip (good luck with that).

“Oh you must be REALLY ticklish hUh?”

“Stahahap dohon’t teahase mehe”

“Oh this is just the beginning and also payback“ Isogai and Maehara grinned.

“Wowwwww we’re barely doing anything just poking your sides” Isogai chuckled. “So karma wanna do us a solid and just tell us your tickle spots” Maehara fluttered his eyes.

“Noho I-I’m not g-gohonna tell you” karma stubborn.

“Fine then we already know it’s not you sides how about your ribs” Isogai raised an eyebrow.

“Hey Isogai you should check how many ribs karma has like he may be missing a few” Maehara winked.

“Okay let’s count oneee, twooooo,threeeeeee,fourrrr karma I can’t count properly when your squirming around so much” Isogai acted like he was annoyed.

“GyAhahaha I have twehhenty-fohohour sthuhupid” karma twitched at every touch.

“Now I have to start all over oneeeee,twooooo KARMA you have to stay still”

“Yohohou ahahahass”

Maehara gotten bored and started scanning karma to see where his tickle spots would be just by “random luck” he lightly scribbled at his armpits.

“YohoAHAHA ahahah yohohou idiohohots” Karma shrieked.

“OOOOH ISOGAI I FOUND THE JACKPOTTTT” Maehara laughed evilly as he pointed to his armpits.

“NOHoho yohou dihid NAHAHAHAT NOHOHO” Karma threw his head back as Maehara dug his fingers into his pits.

Isogai just had a random idea and tickled his neck.

“ISOAHAH *snort* AHAHAHA GEHEEHEHET OHOHOUT”

“Aww look how red his face is Isogai” Maehara cooed.

“Aww karma does it tickle that bwadly to make you snort~” Isogai baby talked.

“YOHOHOHOHOHU KNOHOHOW DAMN WEHEHEHEHLL IT DOES”

“You said more tickles please no problem karma”

“KAHAHAHAHAHA NOAAHHAHAHAHA STAHAHAHAHAHA SHHIHIHIHIT”

“AWWWW look Mae look how red he is” Isogai teased him with one of his one sayings.

“Oho good one Isogai” Maehara complimented slowing down his pace a little bit before he sped back up.

“YOHOHOU JERKS NAHAHAHAHAAHAA”

#kiara answers #kiara writes #love you anon #anime tickling #anon ask #tickle drabble #tickle fic #lee!karma #Ler!isogai #Ler!Maehara #assclass tickles #assclass tickling #assassination classroom tickles #assassination classroom tickling

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thymelessink · 1 year

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10 Characters From 10 Fandoms

Tagged by @walkwithursus (you're really providing me with these games XD)

Tagging: @a-n-n-i-m-i-a and @nanukanal and a whoever wants to do it!

Blackbeard (Our Flag Means Death): Well, we're hopefully still at the beginning of his journey, so...

The fact that he's a fearsome pirate who always longed to enjoy the soft things in life and fell in love with the rich man who showed him that it is okay to like soft and pretty things and then gave up everything to save that man? I mean come on, just thinking about it makes me want to hug him.

Scar (The Lion King): Okay, so...I don't like TLK. Not even as a child. I always thought the story is stupid (and yes, the whole Shakespeare subtext obviously went all over my head back then but as an adult it didn't make it any better for me) and I think I've only seen the movie fully once. But Scar, he's a different story. He's evil but he's eloquent, cunning and sarcastic. He makes the movie somewhat enjoyable and I don't care what he did, his death hurt me, even as a child.

The Joker (DC): Okay, I don't really know much about the DCU but Joker is a character I always come back to. No matter whether we're talking about Heath Ledger's Joker, Joaquin Phoenix' Joker, BTAS' Joker or Telltale's John Doe. He's so fucked up, but I love how many different sources give him a tragic backstory. And his absolute disregard for heteronormativity and his general queerness make him so interesting and I wish more people in the DCU would play with it and see the opportunity.

Gregory House (House, M.D.): I don't even remember how many years it's been since I watched House but that man stayed relevant throughout my life. And you're gonna see a pattern here when it comes to my favourite characters: He's harsh. He's sarcastic. He's an asshole. He says he doesn't care. But he does. He says he doesn't care if people leave him. But he does. He fakes his death to support his dying best friend. And I enjoy that he treats medical cases similar to how Holmes treats his cases. Obviously.

Marty McFly (Back to the Future): Of course, I like my 80s boy. Looks cute, street smart, is funny. He's a comfort character for sure. Also, if I had to name one character that evokes gender envy in me, he'd definitely number one.

Harry "Bunny" Manders (Raffles): The reverse Watson to the reverse Sherlock Holmes. He's adorkable, ends up as a criminal due to his own foolishness and Raffles' manipulation. He knows Raffles is sometimes annoyed with him, he wants to make himself useful but actually makes matters worse most of the time, but in an endearing way. He's incredibly loyal, will follow Raffles everywhere, even to war where he has to witness Raffles' death. It's basically a Sherlock Holmes AU but more gay because there's no way in hell Bunny doesn't love Raffles.

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad (Assassin's Creed): I was really thinking between him and Ezio because they both have amazing life stories. Assassin's Creed was probably the reason why I started playing more video games. If Altaïr's story wouldn't have been so interesting I wouldn't have stuck with it. Malik first making him see his wrongdoings, forgiving him later and becoming his best friend also plays a big part in the development of his character. But I love that they didn't make him perfect. In Revelation we see that he's still making stupid decisions that cost him dearly and he spent his life becoming a better person and a worthy mentor of the Brotherhood.

Sherlock Holmes: I mean what can I say...I don't even remember for how long I've loved Sherlock Holmes but there's a calmness in the face of danger about him that comforts me. He appears cold and calculating but he cares about the people around him. He also follows his own moral code, no matter what Scotland Yard expects of him. And he's my go-to character when I want to give a basic and famous example of asexuality to people.

The Doctor (Doctor Who): Do I have to decide for one? If so, I'd probably choose Nine. I only got into DW last year, although I always wanted to watch it because David Tennant was in it. Hilariously enough, it was Christopher Eccleston's Doctor who I became especially fond of. It's his harsh demeanor sometimes, a man who just came from war, but the joy he also displays sometimes (e.g. when everyone gets to live) and the way he, more than anyone else, needed a companion, Rose, made him very dear to me.

Tony Stark (Iron Man): Of course, who else. A man who was a weapons dealer and ended up giving up his life to restore half the universe. He has one of my favourite character growths. At no point is he perfect, he has weaknesses, he makes mistakes again and again and he knows that he seldom has the moral high ground. But he seems to love unconditionally. He forgives. And he gives life to beings that love him in return. He provides for the people he loves, deals with PTSD, makes the world a better place, all while keeping a smile on his face and having a smart remark in any situation.

#sherlock holmes #tony stark #ninth doctor #altair ibn la'ahad #bunny manders #doctor house #blackbeard ofmd #marty mcfly #scar the lion king #dc joker #doctor who #crime and cricket #iron man #assassin's creed #bttf

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Series that I have in the works

A/N: Let me know which ones you are most excited for! I also have some other fics in the works, but these series ideas are too much for me to push off any longer!

Seriously feel free to comment or send me an anon if you would like and let me know what you think! (Also any title ideas for those without a name. I do be struggling trying to be creative)

No Name Fic - Kaoru Hitachiin (Ohshc) *It's finally happening*

Series Summary: In being forced to move to a new country, you find yourself in the house of an old family friend. That brings you to school where you meet a girl who the whole school seems to think is a boy. In trying to befriend her, you find yourself a new part of the host club. Of course, you can’t deny that there is a certain person who catches your eye, but what happens when his eyes are on your new friend?

*A rebellious reader with a past and a passion that fails to comply with familial expectations. It's also going to be a slow burn, friends to lovers story.

Another Fic W/out a Name - Chrollo Lucilfer (HxH)

Series Summary: The eldest daughter of the Zoldyck Family has left home and her family behind after she witnessed how her family treated her younger sibling. By some unfortunate event, she is reunited with the head spider who is more than intrigued by the assassin. A blossoming partnership begins to grow into something more, but life around them continues.

*We love family struggles and a reader who has some questionable morals. This story will follow many of the different arcs and well, with a powerful reader comes some much needed change to the timeline, but don't worry too much. I will do my best to keep it tasteful.

What it Means to be a Hero - Bakugou Katsuki (MHA/BNHA)

Series Summary: Born to a famous villain, you try everything you can to become what your father is not. While dealing with your hero course, you develop feelings for someone who may never be able to return those. Not to mention, you never considered yourself to be the favorite in your class. How will you battle the emotional turmoil of becoming a hero with a villain father?

*An overpowered (obviously) reader with multiple quirks and a deep history. It's gonna have a lot of angst.

Two Pining Idiots - Kuroo Tetsuro (Haikyuu)

Series Summary: You, a talented volleyball player who was temporarily taken out of the game due to an injury, have made your way to Tokyo to study. You are then brought in to become the new manager of their boy's volleyball team, but your technical help is always wanted. Your time spent with the team leads you to develop feelings for the annoying team captain.

*A reader who balances their own struggles with the game, but also the emotions that come with the third-year captain. Honestly, I don't even know what this is but it's like an enemies (but not really) to lovers fic where they're both developing feelings but you know, they're stupid.

Again, let me know which one you are the most excited for, or anything in particular you want to know. I'm excited to start releasing some of these. I love hearing what you all have to say!

Oh and title ideas would be delightful!

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I tend to agree w all these posts about not defending celebs but I've yet to see some blind defense about CE in particular so far apart from the usual 'golden retriever in the body of a Greek God' kind... What I've seen especially in the past months when it comes to Evans is mostly character assassination. The relentless posting of made-up rumors and storylines, the ig stalking, the harassing of family members ranging from Scott to minors. The very intense narrative that he's in fact using insta to groom young girls, his 'fetish', while 'old' women (his age) are trying to clean his sloppy online thotting by saying there's no proof when all the 'evidences' are there. There are a couple of very annoying blogs on here, a certain forum, i don't need to give names b/c we all know who they are, who haven't thought twice before spreading fake news and unverifiable shit and claiming everyone calling them out and challenging their narratives were making fools of themselves and should stop DefENdInG Chris Evans... So I dunno if there are really so many ppl who think the man is a knight in shining armor or just folks fed up of the same BS about his private life. Also, i read somewhere that fans treat the fandom as reality tv but what i think now is that they treat Chris as a kardashian... To them, he's Khris. Granted he's not the most private actor out there (who is really?) BUT he's not a kartrashian type of celeb and never will be. He's never gonna provide daily content and the drama they crave. So they have to invent. And the toxicity and negativity aren't only about young women and his ig follows and likes but also about his posts. He posts a pool back flip and 'oh, he's so lame, a thirst trap for sad girls', he posts a piano vid 'look at how smug he is looking at the camera like that, I'd smack some common sense into him', the scare videos 'spoiled middle upper class brats', dodger in his bed 'just when he told his ons to leave', watching Snoopy 'to later on switch to porn'... These are TRUE comments and reactions I've read about his ig activity. I'm convinced one day he'll delete it and never come back. So, while I'll never defend him or any famous person for that matter, I'm also not gonna be dragged into the hating cycle some 'fans' have going on. If they don't really like him, they should just find someone else to stan

I do agree that there is a sector of the fandom that loves to make up drama and carry it on as long as possible in a weird attempt to destroy him. To those people, I have to ask why they’re still here and bothering instead of just moving on with their lives? You don’t need to make up an excuse to leave a fandom. You can just accept it’s no longer for you and simply move on. It really isn’t that hard. However, there are newer fans that do like to rewrite the history of things that have happened that they don’t like in order to defend him from it or call him out for things that land in morally gray areas. The biggest example of this I can think of is his relationship with Jenny. The truth of that situation is the relationship started when she was a committed, married woman and they were both very aware of her marital status. It was enough to make fans at the time leave the fandom or at least take a break. But new fans now love to tell false, elaborate stories about how Jenny lied to him, manipulated him, or tricked him into the relationship and he had no idea she was married instead of just coming to terms with the fact that he got involved with a woman who was very much married. They’ll do whatever they can to make him appear completely innocent. At this point it’s water under the bridge, but it’s not the only situation like that that exists. I’m not going to go further into detail on other situations because it’s old news at this point, but you all know where our archive is if you’re curious enough for old drama and gossip🦎

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random head cannon that once Bucky gets more in control of his mind he learns to activate and unactivate the winter soldier, which is a huge step and proud moment of control of his life and mind for him. But more importantly he has the ability to threaten Sam and other that he will activate himself to harm or kill them if they bother him and they don’t put it past him. All the avengers walk in fear knowing if they annoy the bionic staring machine too much they could get their ass thrown all over again and after fighting him once they don’t wanna go thru that again. Here is a scenario.

Sam and Bucky get back to the tower after a hard mission where Bucky had messed up and lost important data they needed. He walks in entrance w dread knowing the moment they reach the common room to debrief the mission Sam will blab how Bucky embarrassingly tripped an alarm after being confident he could get the data and not eventually forming a plan after Sam told him he needed a plan, then they had to fight and run out faster than anticipated bc they got outnumbered. he knows his ego messed up the mission but he didn’t wanna deal w the weeks of teasing that would follow it. So he got a glorious idea.

Tony: so how did the mission go? Were you successful?

Sam: NOPE! Because mr.cocky here swore up and down he could be in and out untraceable in minutes then tripped the first alarm in sight so we had to fight our way out then run when we got outnumbered and didn’t get all the data we needed.

Bucky: alright ok i messed up i get it i can go back myself and get it. Their security is trash anyways that one alarm was just well set up.

Tony: what kind of alarm was tripped that even the super soldier assassin spy didn’t see?

Sam: IT WAS JUST A CLEAR LINE AN INCH ABOVE THE GROUND. IT WAS A TRIPWIRE! THE ILLUSIVE WINTER SOLDIER MISSED A CLEAR STRING ON THE GROUND!

Tony: hold on hold on so you mean to tell me the infamous winter soldier who managed to cause the biggest unsolved presidential murder in history missed a string above the ground? Jeez i thought you were the best of the best even my 4yr old can see a piece of string on the ground! what next are you gonna step on a leaf cover for a ditch or into a pretty net conveniently placed on the ground?

Bucky: it was a simple mistake, i told you I’ll go back and fix it myself and get the data we need.

Sam: i don’t know you might run into a booby trap maybe we need to get the famous winter soldier a babysitter.

Bucky starts to walk towards the couch

Tony: careful there may be a giant log tied to a rope right there wouldn’t want you to miss it!

Bucky: oh you wanna see the winter soldier skill sets?

Tony: i can hire that babysit- wait what is he doing?

Bucky: *standing silent, eyes closed*

Sam: buck? No tell me you aren’t..

Bucky: *speaks random Russian words since neither one of them know it*

Sam: STEVE BUCKY’S DOING THE THING AGAIN!

Tony: FRIDAY ACTIVATE WINTER SOLDIER CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL! *suit expands on him and blast doors fall down across the tower*

Steve runs in while Sam hides behind a couch.

Steve: BUCKY STOP OPEN YOUR EYES STOP CHANTING

Nat and Wanda stand in the corner snickering knowing he’s just saying random Russian words and not actually activating himself even with the ability to do so.

Bucky opens his eyes menacingly and stares at them all.

Steve: oh god uhhh ok Um soldat? are you there?

Bucky: “ready to comply”

Steve: Shit! Uh soldat bring back Bucky please.

Bucky: *stares intensely, balls up fists then turns head to Tony and Sam. Approaches them still holding his intimidating silent vibe.*

Steve: what exactly is your mission report..soldat?

Bucky: eliminate Ironman and falcon

Sam and Tony both burst out in overlapping apologies while backing up from Bucky

Bucky: *finally breaks his intense face and bursts into laughter while nat and Wanda follow suit no longer able to hold it anymore.* sorry it’s actually to get these dickheads to stop messing with me, god you should’ve seen your faces now who’s the real idiot.. get the data yourselves I’m taking a nap. *walks off leaving everyone stunned and shaking while nat Wanda and Clint are literally on the floor gasping for air after what they witnessed*

We were robbed of not having SOMETHING LIKE THIS i wrote this literally off the top of my head based on a thought i had 5 mins prior so it’s not the best but you get the gist it would be amazing to see.

#bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #marvel #marvel headcanons #sam wilson #steverogers #tony stark #the winter solider #mcu headcanons #bucky is the best #Bucky being the best prankster #stark tower #avengers headcanon #they would 100% mess with eachother all the time

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Body Guard/ Assassin HC (Request)

Damian Wayne x (Gender Neutral Reader)

· I want to make a series for this so let me know what you think about the HC version

· You were born in 1598 into a rich upper-class family very prominent in royal courts all over

· It all went downhill for your family however when the men were found to have been running serious mobs and gangs that were secretive towards the royals that they were stealing from and killing for political gain

· They were all killed and the women and yourself (trying to gender neutral) were left to fend for themselves in the poor parts of the large capitol

· That is until one day, you’re recruited to be the Princess’ Assassin

· This means that you’re her body guard, confidant, and assassin for her personal needs while her parents were out of country tending to international affairs

· Alongside many others who were already part of the high military ranking, you’re trained to lead this squad and protect the princess at all costs

· On one mission, you’re tasked to investigate a series of high- level missing persons and track it to a goddess witch that was living in the mountains away from everyone else

· Your partner attacked before you had the chance to assess the situation and as punishment, she turned the two of you into immortals

· You’d never see each other again and were cursed to spend the rest of your lives looking for one another so that eventually you’d be reunited and join the gods above as a reward for your good deeds

· After many, many lives you stopped looking and gave up, instead training and having your many identities go down in history as the shadow of all war and the secret weapon against wrong

· Now, in modern days you’ve been granted elemental powers from the gods (I’m in an avatar mood lol) and you’re working as a body guard and intelligence agent

· You’re hard to come by but not enough so to where the famous Wayne family couldn’t hire you

· At the time, they were dealing with serious security threats and a rise in kidnappings and couldn’t blow their cover by fighting it off

· The first day on the job, you’re men were behind you when you entered

· “Mr. Wayne, it’s a pleasure.” You said walking into his office where he and his family were waiting.

· “Likewise. Kids, this is F/N, our new body guard for the family. I have hired them and their men to look out for all of us when we go out due to the rise in crime and violence.”

· Everyone was welcoming and immediately got along with you but for Damian

· “Father I still don’t see why we need a baby sitter like this.”

· Before he could answer you dismissed your men, “One; I’m not your baby sitter and you are free to go about where ever you may choose but contractually, I’m required to follow, two; I’m here to make sure that none of you blow your cover and to be your cover when you need it; three, I’m the one making sure that none of you die during your daily tasks so show some respect to myself and my men and get used to it.”

· Damian didn’t say anything else after that and Bruce decided that all of you should go ahead and leave the building

· After a few weeks, nothing had really happened, you’d been headlining for a few times that you’d shoved a reporter out of the way and the family bond that you’d formed with the Wayne’s including the youngest that you were shared age with (for this life at least)

· Damian and the rest of the family learned a few moves from you and he found out where you’d been trained and that you’d been in the league of assassins during the early early stages dating back to the man on the mountain era

· Finally it was time that the meetings amped up and it was time for Damian and Tim to start schooling once more

· They were both in high school and you were in charge of Damian while another one of your own was in charge of Tim

· Damian was used to coming downstairs in the morning to find you in the gardens or cave meditating, training, running, or just preparing for the day

· The students and teachers were all very aware of you and so were the annoying .... bullies

· Now there weren’t any that Damian couldn’t take care of, he just always got into trouble for it but you had the authority to kick their asses whenever you needed to

· So, when one tried to mess around, you’d always tell them to back off for security reasons

· “Aww Wayne whatcha gonna do about it? Send your S/O to take care of business.”

· You’d always just roll your eyes and wipe them out which made Damian’s day considering it was always hilarious

· It wasn’t until you and Damian were really dating that he truly appreciated your presence

· At events, you and your men cleared the area before they came in, whenever there was trouble, you were always on top of it, when he needed a good sparring partner, you were there, you kept the identities of the family hidden from your men and were the only ones that knew since they all lived off the Wayne manor grounds when it wasn’t job time

· The one time that you really got to show out was when there actually was a successful kidnapping

· The room was slowly being filled with gas and you had noticed that something was wrong

· When you tried to leave, everything went dark and large metal doors locked the wooden ones in the conference room

· Before you could bend the doors, a grenade was launched in and you were all outnumbered

· You recognized the uniforms and let yourself be turned in as this was someone that you had been hunting down

· They took you to a separate cell for questioning only to be horrified when you seemed to enjoy the pain (whether it’s your thing or not, you learned it was a good tactic for battle since no one was ready for it)

· Disgusted, they took you back to the cell that everyone else was in and threw you in

· Damian caught you since they didn’t take the restraints off

· You took them off with your bending and let them fall to the ground

· “Okay everyone listen. I’ve set fire bombs throughout the building which will go off in thirty minutes.”

· YOU HAVE FIRE BOMBS ... Jason was excited and he didn’t even know what they did

· “Yes but that’s beside the point. I want everyone to be following me, my men are being held in the cell across from us in sector C and we will have to get them. They’ll cover you as we make the exit and if anything happens because I expect the leader will come out, I’ll handle them. Your only job is to make it out without blowing your cover.”

· Damian wasn’t sure about sending you out like that and pulled you over before you could leave

· “Damian, it’s going to be fine. I’ve told you before, worse things have happened in all my past lives and I’m not worried about a thing.”

· You bent the bars out of the way and took one as a staff for yourself

· Tim wanted one but he knew not to ask since you wouldn’t give one

· You exited and got your men who formed a wall around the Wayne’s

· When it came time, you went Avatar state more or less and totally obliterated the site

· The thirty minutes had come and Jason got to see what the fire bombs did

· Instead of just blowing metal shrapnel everywhere, they turned into bits of lava and hot, hot rock with a reactor in the middle that shot blue flames

· The men on the other side that survived your attack didn’t with the fire bombs and were incinerated trying to catch all of you while running down the hall

· Jason wants them but Bruce forbids it

· Now if I did a series on this, it’d be kind of different with more added things and a lot more fights and development but for the sake of the headcannon, I dumbed it down

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Kid Of The Future (Chapter 5)

Mini-Series

Summary: After time traveling from the apocalypse in 2019, a surprise waits for Diego and Y/N as they arrive at Dallas, Texas circa 1960.

Pairing: Hargreeves x sibling!reader, Diego Hargreeves x reader

Word Count: 2.7k words

Warning: mention of violence, mention of sex, swearing

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'This is an easy fix, do I even need to spell it out?' Five blurted, getting frustrated about the plan of getting back to 2019.

'Yes, Five. I need you to spell out exactly what you mean because if so, that is so messed up.' I yelled at my kid brother. I knew what Five was implying when he said "it was an easy fix." I would never get rid of Bel and if Five tried anything, I would fight him.

Luther sighed, 'Guys can we please not fight about this again?'

'No. It's always Five bringing up bullshit that no one agrees on and he expects everyone to listen to him.'

'That kid doesn't even belong in our timeline. We cannot bring her to 2019. We barely escaped that apocalypse, I'm not going through that shit again Y/N.'

'So you think I'm going to trade off my baby to the psychopath? You must really be crazy Five.'

Allison jumped in, 'I agree with Y/N. You out of everyone knows what The Handler is capable of. Do you really want to hand off an innocent kid to her?'

'Do you know why she wants her? For her to be so desperate to hand us a briefcase? The kid can be some assassin from the future that The Handler wants.'

'More reason for me to keep Bel.' I crossed my arms, 'Maybe she became an assassin because you decided to hand her to The Handler and she's seeking revenge.'

Klaus nodded, 'Y/N makes a great argument Five. I'm sorry but I don't think it's a good idea to give sweet Bel away.'

Groaning loudly, Five balled his fists. 'You imbeciles are so.... ugh.'

'So if The Handler wanted Deloris in exchange for the briefcase, you're saying it's okay?' I raised my eyebrows, watching my brother's response.

Luther laughed but immediately stopped as Five glared at him. 'So how do we plan to go back to 2019?'

Allison licked her lips, holding in her laugh as she made eye contact with me. Honestly, I didn't think convincing Five would be so easy. I should've thought Deloris was the key to breaking him.

'You take me with you to the Commission. Simple as that.'

'Woah, woah.' Diego jumped in, 'Just the two of you? Are you crazy?'

'No, I'm not.' I turned back to Five, 'So what do you think?'

Vanya cocked her head, 'Is this really safe? Shouldn't we all go together and help each other?'

'Ah, no offense Vanya but taking you would be a terrible idea considering the fact that you ended the world in 2019.' Luther flashed an awkward smile.

Five, Allison and Diego groaned in sync, Klaus hitting Luther on his forearm. 'You dummy! Why would you bring that up?'

'Guys, it's fine.' Vanya smiled, 'Let's just figure out a safe and effective way to go back without turning Bel away.'

I smirked, clapping my hands cheerfully. 'Don't worry, I have a plan. Five will love this.'

He rolled his eyes, 'Ugh. Can't wait to hear it.'

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Diego walked in the room after putting Bel to sleep in her room, sighing as he sat on the bed next to where I was laying down. 'Are you up?'

Turning around to face him, I nodded. 'Yeah.'

'Ah.' Diego scooted a little bit closer to me, biting his lips as he figured out what words to say next. 'Uhm, I'm sorry about yesterday.'

'What do you mean?'

'The things I said before you left to the alley.'

My eyes immediately shifted away from him, embarrassed about what I told him while I was intoxicated. I wish that I could take whatever I said back to him, I hated the awkward tension between us.

'Don't know what you're talking about but don't worry about it.' Pretending that I was too drunk to remember, I tried to brush everything off.

'It's not okay because I was lying, Y/N.' Diego looked down, started to fiddle with the bed sheets. 'I care about you, a lot. I was too scared to talk to you because I didn't know how you felt. I honestly thought it was just a casual thing between us, or at least I thought that's how you felt about me.'

That was a surprising thing to hear, thinking that the response I got from him yesterday at the salon was the truth. I didn't think that Diego would think of me as more than a friend, despite the things we did.

I've always assumed everything we've done was just casual, I tried so hard to suppress my feelings I had for him.

'I thought that you thought the same thing. I'm sorry I brought it up out of nowhere last night. It had been a while since I had alcohol.'

'No, no.' He softly grabbed my forearm, it was a comfort touch that I loved from him. 'I'm kind of glad you did. If you hadn't, I don't think I'd had the guts to tell you all of this right now.'

Smiling at him as he rubbed on my arm, I sat up next to him. 'Well, thank you for telling me.'

Diego nodded, softly smiling at me and enjoying my touch. 'Please be careful tomorrow when you go out with Five. I don't even know who this woman is but she sounds dangerous.'

'I'll be fine, I promise.'

He nodded, 'Uhm, you still don't want me to come with you guys?'

'Five and I will be just fine on our own. Don't worry. Besides, the less of us we have will be better. We're trying not to draw attention to ourselves.'

Diego seemed unconvinced, he always worried about things he didn't know what to expect. Especially with this mystery lady that Diego knows nothing about, I knew he was scared.

'Stop, don't think about it.' I scooted towards him, rubbing my hand on his forearm as I tried to calm him down.

He looked me in my eyes and slowly came closer, leaning into me as he cupped my cheek with his hand. I leaned closer, our lips touching as I gently started to kiss him.

'Daaaaad, the aliens are coming after me!' Bel's scream echoed through the entire apartment, I wouldn't be surprised if our neighbors heard her.

'Mood killer.' Diego sighed as he pulled away. As I giggled, he rolled his eyes. 'I bet you're happy she started calling for me instead of you. She needs to start calling for her mama.'

'Very happy.' I grinned, 'I've been waiting for this day where I don't have to get out the bed after her screams.'

Diego got up lazily, 'Someday when I get old, I'm gonna keep calling her name every ten minutes for her to come get me too.'

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Crouching down as soon as Five helped me get to The Commission, he looked around nervously. I knew that he was some sort of legend around here, helped them assassin many people in the past to fix the timeline and what-not.

'The Handler's gone in the 50s but she could be back anytime. I'll leave to go get the suitcase while you switch up to The Handler and you try to distract them from me. Please for the love of Deloris, don't leave her office. We can't be caught.'

'Speaking of.' I pulled up a mask, handing it to my brother as I smiled. 'Your famous self can cover up with this.'

It was a mask that fairly looked like the ones ChaCha and Hazel wore, except it was a bunny and I honestly thought it would look good on him.

'The fuck do I look like wearing that?' Five looked disgusted. 'I'm not wearing that thing.'

'Yes, you are. If they find you, this is over. We are never going back home.'

Five decided to ignore me and change the subject. 'Why don't you turn into The Handler first and maybe I'll wear that mask.'

'Ew, she reeked of strong perfume and I'd rather just wait. Besides, I asked you first.'

'Okay, I asked you next.'

'Five, please don't play with me.'

He squinted his eyes, 'You wanna be childish, I'll act like you so you know how annoying it is.'

'I swear Fi-'

The sound of the door nob startled us both, not expecting anyone to come into her office especially without knocking. That queued me to morph into The Handler quickly, rehearsing how she sounded like in my head so I wouldn't be caught by these people.

'Oh, mom. So glad you're back from the trip.' A girl, probably the same age as us Hargreeves, ran up to hug me. She pulled away and looked over next to me. 'Who's this midget?'

I looked over and saw Five wearing the mask I got him. I smiled at myself softly, happy that Five decided to wear it. I knew he didn't have a choice but the fact that he took the mask over running away into thin air made me feel like I did something right.

'Ah- my new recruit. Trying to find him the perfect partner for this new mission I have lined up.'

The girl stared at him, 'Nice to meet you.'

Five just stood still, possibly staring back at her too. I figured he didn't speak because she would've figured out who he was as soon as she heard his voice, so I didn't force anything on him.

'Ah, not much of a talker. Such a professional assassin move.' She grinned and looked back at me. 'Speaking of assassins, why don't you take me to the mission with him. I can be his partner.

'Uhm, no. You can't go.'

The girl groaned, 'Why? I'm old enough you know? You trained me since I was a child for stuff like this and you're not even letting me use my talent. Instead it's always "Lila do this stupid thing" and honestly I'm so bored now.'

'You know I just care about you, right Lila?' I'm so glad she said her name because I was panicking not knowing what else to say. 'You're too important to me and I just can't risk that.'

'Whatever, mom. I asked to go to the Hargreeves mission with you and you didn't let me go so I know that's bull.'

In my mind I was screaming, I wanted this girl to leave so we can get the briefcase and get out of here. 'Five isn't a priority right now and frankly, he's a harmless boy. It was a quick job and I didn't need another person with me.'

'Not Five, Belinda Hargreeves. You told me you'd take me with you and you just left me, knowing I was asleep. Why would you do that, I was so excited to take her down.'

She must be talking about the night The Handler visited me, I thought to myself. The stories were slowly lining up. 'Well, she's just a baby. I figured I didn't have to wake you up and I'd just take care of her myself.'

'Just a baby? Mom, you wouldn't shut up about her being this next big thing The Commission needed and now she's just a baby to you?'

'I think you'll best fit that position anyway. Maybe it's time for us to move on from that.'

Lila chuckled, 'You're kidding me right? This kid has like one of the best powers I've seen. Even the Hargreeves siblings don't have that much talent. You really want to turn that down now?'

It was hard to contain my confused and my urge to beat this girl up. It annoyed me that Lila was talking about my daughter as if she was some experiment, and now she's talking about her having some powers. The frustration didn't help either when I had to stay in character.

'Are you sure that's Belinda Hargreeves we're talking about? That harmless looking baby? Surely we're talking about some other kid.'

'Mom, you clearly need sleep or you're doing drugs or something because you really don't sound right. We need her here, that was your saying. Literally, last night you told me that and now you're changing your mind?'

'There's just things in mind I need to consider before I take that route.'

Lila laughed, 'Okay mom. Whatever it is, I hope you make the right decision for us.'

'Yeah sure.'

She shook her head as she slowly walked to the door. 'You are acting a little weird so I'll leave you to it mom. Take a nap, rethink it. I'm sure you'll change you mind again.'

'I can't believe this.' I heard shuffling from behind as the door shut behind Lila. 'All that girl said was true, the powers and everything.'

Quickly rushing next to Five with doubt still on my mind, I snatched the file from his hand.

Everything about her was there; Her name, her birthdate and birthplace. All the information I knew nothing about was here in my face.

'October 1st, 1989...' I mumbled as I continued to read the rest of her file. 'Sh-she has powers. I-I don't understand.'

'So technically Bel's our sister.' Five blurted, 'How did she get to the 60s with us?'

None of what Five was saying was sinking into my brain. The reason why The Handler was hunting me and my family down made sense, how Bel was probably going to end up being their next soldier that does their dirty work.

Five looked over at me, realizing that I was having a hard time processing everything. 'Y/N, don't worry. We will figure this out, okay? We won't abandon her, I promise.'

'But she's one of us. She somehow ended up in our hands and now-' I was trying to put all the information in my head and tried to make sense out of this.'

'Y/N, Y/N. Breathe, it's okay. The Handler doesn't know that we know, we're one step ahead of her. It's perfect.' Five nodded his head. 'We have the upper hand and we can get rid of her before she tried to her Belinda.'

It was nice to see this side of Five, especially when I was freaking out about this huge news. Even thought it was a bit weird. I turned to Five, 'Why are you being nice to me?'

'Honestly, it's hard given the fact that you look like that.' He chuckled lightly, looking me up and down in my "The Handler costume." 'You seemed to grow fond of her and knowing The Handler, I don't know what she's going to do to her. I've worked with her my whole life and I didn't even know she had a daughter.'

I raised my brows, 'Wow. How brotherly of you.'

'You know, I try but you all are annoying and stupid for me to care sometimes.'

'And there's the brother that we all know and love.'

He rolled his eyes, 'Bel is going to outsmart all of you guys. Not to mention she has ecokinesis.'

'Sounds like you're obsessed with this child now.' I smiled, 'I love that you love her.'

'Whatever helps you sleep at night, Y/N.'

I looked at Five and smiled, it was unbelievable to almost impossible that our beloved brother had sympathy for how I was handling this news. 'Thanks Five, really. Don't know what I'll do if I lost her.'

'You won't, you got us now to have your back.'

'Are you really Five or are you a shapeshifter too?'

'Just trying to be nice, for once.' Five's smile went away as he became serious. 'But if you tell anyone about this, I'll figure out a way to send you to a different dimension.'

I laughed lightly, nudging my brother as he got to leave. 'I try to keep the secret to myself.'

Despite Five's thoughtfulness and caring words, I was scared. Even with my family by my side, the reality was that Bel didn't belong here either. Not only was Belinda warped from 1989 for some odd reason but The Handler really wanted to get her, as if she had something planned for her.

Nothing was making sense, starting from the reason why she was out of her timeline but none of that mattered. The only thing that mattered was keeping my child safe from that freak.

No matter what it takes, I was determined to protect my daughter. Nothing was going to stop me.

#tua series #the umbrella academy fic #tua fics #diego hargreeves fics #diego hargreeves x reader

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fangirlovestuff · 4 years

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Holding Out For a Hero- Steve Rogers x Reader Pt.1

gif not mine!

a/n: Hey lovely people! the begining of this is based on a prompt from pinterest, but the rest is my plot. This is gonna be a multichapter fic, so this chapter is not very focused on the relationship, it’s less steve centric and more setting the scene. I’m planning on making this a bit of a slow burn. Not beta read. enjoy!

prompt: you are in a typical awkward elevator ride with a group of other people, suddenly a man says “So, I bet you are wondering why I’ve gathered you here today.” before hitting the emergency stop button.

word count: 1,500

pairing: Steve Rogers x female reader.

warnings: none.

The elevator doors opened and you stepped in. It was pretty full, so you made an effort to stand still as to not bump into anyone. There was a man that looked pretty familiar to you, you just couldn't get a good enough look at his face when you entered and he was standing behind you. Obviously turning you head to look at him would be very awkward, so you stayed put and tried to figure it out. No sound was heard except the hum of the elevator, the passengers looking at their phones or simply standing quietly.

"So, I bet you are wondering why I've gathered you here today."

That voice! You were sure you know this man, and when you turned around you saw the familiar famous goatee and sunglasses. Before you could register the fact that you were riding an elevator with the Tony Stark, and that he "gathered you here", he leaned forward quickly and pressed the emergency stop button. You got a whiff of his cologne, and you were fangirling so hard. I mean this is Tony stark! The man who saved the universe, the genius playboy billionaire philanthropist, the man you have looked up to ever since he became Iron Man. You couldn't believe your eyes.

"You all probably know who I am, " he smirked, "and I know who you are, but you don't know each other. It's fine, you will."

After he observed the stunned silence, he continued talking. "I am here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity. To help the Avengers."

This has got to be a prank, you thought. There was absolutely no way you were chosen to work with the Avengers. Maybe this isn't actually Tony Stark, just someone who looks like him. Or maybe it is him and he was bored and wanted to laugh at some random people. Either way you were sure this couldn't be real, but decided to go with it. What's the harm anyways?

"So, what is the help the Avengers need from us? I mean, no offence to anyone here, but I personally don't really see what the Avengers would need me for. "

"If you would've let me finish, you would know by now. Now hush, there isn't much time until they come rescue us" and at that he raised his eyebrow, "from here." Tony, or fake Tony since you still weren't sure, continued.

"Each of you has something individual they can bring to the team. Trust me, I saw the research on you. Pretty extensive stuff. Your dog by the way," he looked into your eyes, "is very cute." You frowned at him. You didn’t like the idea of someone out there researching you, but you knew the fact that you had a dog could have been deducted from your black pants, who despite your best efforts could still have some dog hair on them. You took comfort in the fact that this person who you were still not sure was Tony Stark could just be observant, and not a stalker.

"In order to participate, you need to come with me right now. I'm taking you to the compound, where you'll receive your respective missions."

"What if we don't want to?" one man asked.

"Then feel free to wait for the rescue team and you'll have a funny story that no one will ever believe. Now come on, we gotta-- "

"How can we know it's you?" a woman that seemed to be about your age asked, voicing your exact thoughts.

He simply smiled and pressed his watch, which then turned into an Iron Man glove. "Anyone has more questions or can we go now?"

Everyone was silent. "Great. Follow my lead." Tony started carving a whole in the floor of the elevator. When he finished

"Wait, you can't actually expect us to fall down that hole, right?" said the woman from before.

"People down there will catch you. Come on." He jumped down, the Iron Man suit closing and flying him safely to the ground. We all looked at each other, hesitant.

"Well, it's not like I have anything better to do." Said one of the men and jumped. There was no crash, so probably a good sign. The woman followed his lead and jumped.

Fuck it, you thought, and jumped too. You closed your eyes, and after an unnerving few second, you landed in what you presumed was the arms of a tall, built man. Opening your eyes, you looked into his face, intending to thank him, but immediately froze. It was Captain America. You willed yourself to say something and not look stupid. You could feel the blush creeping on your face. "Um… thank uhh…" you swallowed, "thank you." He put you down. "Your welcome." He smiled at you and stepped away, getting ready to catch someone else.

Someone quickly pulled you aside. Black Widow, your mind helpfully supplied once you looked at her face. "Come on, don't want the others to fall on you right?". We stepped away and you had time to observe the scene in front of you. The Winter Soldier and Captain America were catching people who came down falling. Falcon and Tony were catching them in the air, landing them safely. Out of the ten people in the elevator, it seemed that seven were here. You assumed the rest didn't want to come. You turned to Natasha, who was still standing next to you, eyeing you almost suspiciously. "Hey, so I know it's probably a secret or whatever, but-- "

"Yeah sure, Steve is single. Not a secret." She replied with a smile.

"What?" you felt the blush returning to your face. "No! that's totally not what I was gonna ask!"

"But it's what you wanted to." She smirked at you.

Your mouth opened and then closed. You didn't really have a good answer to that, so you just moved past it, stuffing the information in your brain for later. "What I was going to ask is, can I be told my mission now?"

"No. The best advice I could give you is to be patient."

You wanted to argue, but you remembered the woman standing next to you was a trained assassin and quickly gave up the notion and shut your mouth.

When everyone was safely on the ground, Tony turned to you and asked "Okay, everyone here? That's great. Let's head to the compound."

You and the others followed their lead. The woman from before fell into step next to you. "Hey, I'm Julia. I guess we're teammates now huh?"

You chuckled at her and introduced yourself. You talked for the whole walk, which was surprisingly long. Who knew New York had underground tunnels that weren't the subway? Certainly not you.

You and Julia hit it off right away. You learned she was a Lawyer, which explained what she could bring to the Avengers. The business and PR side of the Avengers was often forgotten because of the whole saving the world stuff, but it still existed. You still had no clue what the heck they wanted you to do. You and Julia chatted some more. At some point she noticed you sending another glance at Steve Rogers, who looked as handsome as ever. "Looks like someone has a crush," she whispered and nudged you, grinning. "What? No I don't!" you quickly denied, your eyes involuntarily darted in his direction to make sure he didn't hear you. "Oh, you know you do! Don't even try to argue about this!". You sighed, defeated. "Look, it's not a crush, I swear! It's just… America's ass has an appeal okay?" You said indigently. Julia laughed quietly at your words. "I get it. I do think Bucky's the hotter super-soldier, but that's a question of taste isn't it?". You nodded at her with a smile, and a minute later you got out of the tunnel in the middle of an abandoned alley.

"Okay people, listen up. We're gonna go to the tower and from there fly to the compound. Anyone with urgent business in New York can simply stay here. But you will not be a part of this mission."

The rest of you schedule for the day was cleared, but Lola was home waiting for you. You knew you couldn't leave her alone, and there was no one you could call to take care of her. If you knew that's how your day will go, you would've prepared better.

"Mr. Stark?" you called hesitantly. "I have a dog, as you know, and I can't leave her alone. Also, I have no clothes other than these and, well, a job. How long do you expect us to stay at the compound?"

"All that will be taken care of by my team. If you decide to come, I'll tell them to fly Lola right over to the compound." You were too thankful to be annoyed at him pretty much stalking you. "Thanks," you simply said, "I'm coming then."

#steve rogers x reader #steve rogers x female reader #steve roger imagine #steve rogers imagines #avengers #avengers imagine #mcu fic #tony stark #self insert #natasha romanoff

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wlntrsldler · 4 years

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F&MU (Bucky Barnes Imagine)

A/N: 18+!!!!!!!! SMUT WARNING! This is based off the song F&MU by Kehlani

We both know it's never really goodbye

I swear it’s like we do this all the time now

That shit be turnin' me on, I cannot lie, lie

You hate Bucky Barnes. You hate how entitled he was and how he blamed all of his terrible traits to him being frozen for over 70 years. You hate how Steve always pardoned him for his mistakes. You hate how you both preferred the same cereal in the morning and he ate food like he was feeding a small village in his stomach, never leaving enough for you. You hate how he always switched the Netflix show you were watching because he hated your taste. You hate how he always argued with you over the smallest things, arguments that lasts for hours. You hate how he was a decent person to everyone else but you.

But somehow, here you were, under him, a panting mess as he kissed up and down your body. You didn’t really know how you got here. Maybe it was because of one of the many compromising positions you both found yourself in while training. Or maybe it was because of one of his threats against your life that, in all honesty, sounded more like a good time than a punishment. Or maybe it was because you both figured that your mutual hatred towards each other would subside after you fuck the living shit out of each other. Whatever the reason may be, here you were. For the second time this week.

“Y/N,” Bucky groaned. “I’m close.”

You clawed at his muscular back, leaving bright, red marks down until the curve of his ass. You heard him hiss at the pain, but deep down you knew he loved it. You wrapped your legs around his torso, pushing him deeper into you, earning a moan from the two of you. You knew he was close when you felt him twitch inside you. You weren’t far behind, especially when his metal arm reached up and wrapped itself around your neck.

You gave him a lazy smile, too tired from your activities to give him a full one. “Choke me out, Barnes.”

You didn’t have to tell him twice. His cold, metal fingers slightly tightened around your neck, causing you to whimper at his touch. “Like that?”

You didn’t answer him, you just pushed him onto your body, his larger one almost collapsing on you as he finished inside you. You trapped him inside you, strengthening your grip on his body with your legs, finishing as well. He stayed inside you for a while, out of breath, resting his forehead on top of yours. His body was covered in a layer of sweat, glistening under the soft light. His eyes were closed and for a minute you had forgotten that you hated him.

“Thanks for that.” Then you remembered who he was. You pushed him off of you, “You can go now.”

From beside you, you heard him groan in disappointment. “Come on, Y/N. It’s late and I’m tired, let me rest for like two minutes.”

“Whatever,” You tried to get up but your legs felt like jell-o. You had to grab onto your nightstand to keep yourself from falling to the ground. Bucky tried to keep himself from laughing but failed. He loved that he got you like that. “You just better be gone by the time I get back from getting some water.”

“Get me some?”

“I hope you die of thirst.” You flipped him off as you limped to the empty kitchen.

And can't nobody else do that for me

Know I make it hard to ignore me

Cut the attitude, and put it on me

Put it on me, yeah

“I just don’t understand why you dislike him so much, Y/N.” Steve sighed, running his fingers through his blonde hair in utter frustration. “I don’t see anyone else having that big of a problem with him as you do.”

“False,” You pointed out, darting your eyes to meet Sam’s. “He gets me.”

Sam raised his hands up in protest, “Hey! I may not like the guy, for good reason. He tried to kill me but I can tolerate him. You, sweetheart, just straight up hate the guy and for no goddamn reason too.”

“Mornin.”

You looked over your shoulder and saw a sleepy Bucky entering the lounge room. He was wearing a white tank top, showing off his chiseled muscles and when he turned around- What a piece of shit, you thought. He knew it turns you on when you see the marks you left on him, same way it turns him on to see the marks he leaves on you. Unlike him, you took the time to conceal his love, or hate, whatever you were feeling like that day, bites.

“Jesus Christ, Bucky,” Sam snickered, pointing at his back. “Who did you sleep with? A fucking werewolf?”

Bucky looked up at you, suddenly fully energized. He snuck in a wink directed to you when the two boys were too busy looking at the scratches down his back. “Somethin’ like that.”

You rolled your eyes, taking a sip from your coffee mug. Sometimes you wondered if the pain of seeing his sly smile and smirking, cocky, yet beautiful, face the morning after your many rendezvous was worth it. Then you’d start thinking about him, between your thighs, eyes shining and lips quivering from looking at you gloriously. Or how he looked from under you when you decided to take control on some nights, the nights where he was tired from missions or workouts but he knew you wanted a release.

The answer is yes. Yes, the few minutes of his cocky self was worth the hours of utter pleasure that came before it.

"I hate you" turns into

"I love you" in the bedroom

We fuck and make up like it’s Maybelline

We do petty things

Then mess up the sheets, yeah

You be runnin' back once we let it go

I already know

Here you were again, the third time of the week. This time you were on top of him, your hips grinding down on his groin, feeling him grow thicker and thicker after every sway. His hands were gripping your waist, the flimsy piece of underwear the only thing separating Bucky’s dick from entering you. You wanted to take things slow, drag it out as long as you could, as punishment for the scene he caused with Sam and Steve earlier.

You could tell he was getting frustrated. His grip on your waist tightening by the second. You were certain you’d end up bruised for the next few days but you didn’t care. Seeing Bucky, a famous ex-assassin, who pride himself in being this dominant figure, undressed, vulnerable, and dare you say it, a bit submissive to your touch, was worth a few bruises.

“You like parading my work on your back, don’t you?” You whispered, leaning on him, pressing your chest on top of his. You started bouncing your ass on his dick. Bucky groaned, hating the feeling of the fabric against his hard dick. “Answer me.”

“Want everyone to know I got it good, doll.” He replied, his lips finding your earlobe, making you shiver. “Want everyone to know I got a freak with me.”

You felt yourself slowly losing your dominance. That’s all it took with Bucky. A soft whisper in your ear, a slight touch of his stubble against your neck, or a swift move of his fingers against your area and you were ready to be dominated again. You let out a soft moan, loving the feeling of his cold fingers tracing figure eights on the side of your body. He took this opportunity to flip the two of you over, growing tired of your slow movements.

“Bucky, that’s not fa-” You tried to argue but stopped mid-sentence when his hands removed your underwear. His fingers moved down to your core, slowly dragging two of his metal digits around you. “Mmm... Okay.”

Bucky chuckled darkly, watching you melt under his touch. “You were taking too long, had to speed things up.”

“Right, this is just a quick fuck.” You didn’t mean any harm from your comment because you thought it was true. You and Bucky were just fucking but to your surprise, Bucky took that comment to heart.

His eyebrows furrowed, eyes shooting you an annoyed look. “Not just that. Just because you said that I’m gonna take my time on you, doll. Might take hours.”

You didn’t argue with him, you just slowly nodded and watched the corner of his lips quirk up to a smile. His face slowly made its way down your body, stopping at the place you needed him the most. He left fluttery kisses on top, not putting enough pressure to get you off, but just enough to keep you wanting more. His tongue drew a line up the side of your thigh and stopped at your hipbone where he sucked on it softly.

“Fuck, Bucky.” You hated begging but he was really taking his time this time around. He dragged out his tongue everywhere but the place you needed him the most. “Please, Bucky.”

“M’kay, doll.” He finally gave in and placed his tongue inside you, slowly licking, making you go insane. “Mmm... so good. Always so wet for me, aren’t you, doll?”

You couldn’t reply. He settled for your whimper as a “yes” to his sinful question, returning to his work. He pushed your leg up to open up the space some more. “I love doing this to you, love seeing you squirm. I love it, doll.”

You threw your head back in pleasure, your fingers finding the roots of his hair. You were panting, absolute ecstasy taking over your body. “I love you, Bucky.”

You didn’t even realize what slipped out of your lips until you felt him stop for a second. Shit, did I just say that? You slowly opened your eye halfway, hoping that if you acted like you didn’t say it, he’ll think he heard you wrong. You opened both of your eyes to see Bucky, staring at you, mouth slightly agape.

Then you did what you knew best: mask your feelings by using sex. You bucked your hips up, in an act of fake desperation and closed your eyes again, trying to rid the awkward tension that your words caused. You silently thanked the stars when you felt Bucky’s lips on your core again, eating you feverishly.

We just fuck and make up like it's Maybelline (Woo)

We do petty things (Ooh)

Then mess up the sheets

Can't lie, the sex fire when you in your feels (Woo)

Spice it up a little (Ooh)

Yeah, you know the drill (Know the drill)

Okay, you were starting to get worried.

It’s been two weeks since your last encounter with Bucky. Two weeks since you accidentally told him you loved him. But it was the sex talking, you swore to yourself. It was the sex talking... right?

You groaned, freeing yourself from the confinement of your room and joining the others in the lounge. Bucky stopped coming out of his room too. You started to notice that whenever you walked into the room, he would find some lame excuse to leave.

But, why did you care? Isn’t it better that Bucky leaves whenever you’re around since you hate him so much?

The rest of the team started noticing the odd energy between the two of you as well. They started to notice that you two couldn’t be in the same room anymore.

“At least before whatever the hell happened, you two could stand to be in the same room as each other.” Steve said.

“I miss your bickering, if we’re being honest here.” Sam added. “You used to roast that boy so hard. It was a sight to see.”

You had to admit, you were starting to miss that too. Not Bucky. No, you didn’t miss him. You just missed his touch. You missed fucking him. You missed his fingers and his tongue inside you. You missed making fun of him every chance you got. I don’t miss Bucky, you repeated over and over again to yourself, hoping that if you said it enough, you’d start to believe it.

Damn, it's so good, I might have to piss you off

I might have to cause a scene just so you can take it off

You handle it different when you really get to trippin'

And I miss it when you hit it like that, that, that

You were growing impatient. You had this extra built-up, sexual energy that was trapped inside you. All thanks to stubborn ass James Buchanan Fucking Barnes, who, by the way, refused to even look in your direction for the past two weeks.

You were at a bar for a team outing, sipping on your drink. Your eyes were shooting daggers at Bucky, who squirmed under your hateful gaze. He knew you were looking at him. He knew you wanted to kill him for not touching you for the past two weeks. But what could he do?

You told him you loved him and for a quick second, he thought you’d finally started to reciprocate the feelings he developed for you. But then he realized the compromising position the two of you were in and realized you didn’t mean it when you said you loved him. You just loved fucking him.

He was doing a good job not looking back at you, despite your intense gaze on him for most of the night. Bucky swore he wouldn’t even look in your general direction. That was until he saw you laughing, fakely, if he may add, at the terrible jokes of the bartender.

What the fuck are you up to, YN?, Bucky thought to himself. He stopped listening to Tony’s story and looked past his shoulder to stare at you. You tucked a piece of your hair behind your ear, attempting to flirt. You licked your lips slowly, watching the bartender pour you another drink. You leaned over and touched his arm, giving his bicep a quick squeeze.

Bucky didn’t realize he was staring for too long until Tony called him out. “Uh, Old Man? What are you looking at there?”

Bucky blinked a couple times, lifting his beer up to his lips and shook his head. “Nothing, just daydreaming.”

Tony cocked an eyebrow and looked behind him. He smirked when he saw what Bucky was looking at. Y/N. “Daydreaming about Y/N?”

“Pfft,” Bucky made a disgusted face. Yes, daydreaming about Y/N and the lessons I would teach her if I had the chance to right now. “I’d rather freeze for another 70 years.”

Ain't no cap, cap, cap

I make you mad, mad, mad

Why I gotta fuck you up to make you fuck like that?

Pickin' fights so you can put it down like that

Get in your bag like that, yeah

“What the fuck was that, Y/N?”

You smirked upon hearing the familiar voice. Bucky. You turned around after untying your blouse, holding up your shirt with your hands pressed against your chest, extenuating your breasts. “What are you on about, Bucky?”

“You know exactly what I’m talking about.” He hissed, walking over to you. His arms grabbed you and pulled you closer to him. You immediately felt him hard against your thigh. You sighed in satisfaction, missing that feeling. “That flirting? What the fuck was that, huh?”

Oh, this will be fun, you thought.

“Oh, I don’t know, Bucky,” You started to say, trying to sound as sultry as you could. “I felt like he could make me scream and make me feel so so good. I haven’t felt good in weeks, Bucky. I just couldn’t help but think about how good it would feel to be under him as he fuc-”

“Shut up.”

Bucky kissed you, grabbing your hands and pinning them behind your back. Your blouse fell to the floor, leaving your exposed breasts for him and his pleasure.

Finally, you thought.

This was a different side to Bucky, one you hadn’t seen before. Was he jealous? He quickly rid you from the rest of your clothing, his clothes not that far behind from being removed. His lips attacked your neck, leaving large marks on your skin.

“Turn around.” Bucky ordered, getting off of you to allow you to move. “On your knees. Arch your back.”

You obliged, getting on all fours and arching your back. You looked back at him, his bottom lip tugged on by his teeth. He used one hand to push down on the small of your back, forcing you to stay arched and the other hand gripped your jaw to make you look back at him as he entered you.

“Mmm, Bucky,” You moaned, not being able to hold it in anymore. He felt so good inside you. Bucky was hitting a new angle in this position and it felt phenomenal. “More, please.”

“I bet he can’t make you beg like I can.” Bucky stated, letting go of your face to slap your ass. “Can he, doll?”

Your voice was muffled into the mattress as you pushed your head down to maintain the perfect arch for Bucky. His two hands gripped your hips, colliding them with his own with every thrust. The sound of skin slapping, profanity, and pornographic moans were the only things that could be heard. You missed this so much. You missed Bucky so much.

He continued to fuck you relentlessly, dipping down to leave loving kisses on your shoulder blades. He grabbed a chunk of your hair, pulling on it as he fucked you from the back. You moaned out in pleasure as he continuously entered you.

"I hate you" turns into

"I love you" in the bedroom

“Mmm, get on your back, baby,” Bucky stopped, pulling out of you. “I’m close and I wanna cum seeing your pretty face.”

Something about the way he called you “baby” and “pretty” made your stomach turn, and it wasn’t just because you were close. Again, you obliged. You saw him smile, a real smile, once you got on your back and you couldn’t help but do the same.

Before he entered you again, he gave you a passionate kiss. This one wasn’t heated or fueled by lust or the absolute need to be inside you. This one was fueled by something else, you just couldn’t put your finger on it.

“I love you, doll.”

Your heart stopped. Did you hear him right? You took a second to just look up at the man above you. His face was overtaken with concern, eyes glossy, fearing that he messed up the moment by confessing the way he felt about you. His arms were flexed as he held himself up above you. You watched a bead of sweat travel its way down his body. You looked up at his face, so perfect, you wanted nothing else but to wake up next to it every morning. “I love you too, Bucky.”

He let out a breath he didn’t realize he was holding and kissed you one more time before entering you again. You both moaned at the contact, missing the feeling of being connected again. Bucky reached over for your hand, intertwining his fingers with yours as he thrusted in you.

“So pretty.” He mumbled, staring down on you. “Love this view, baby.”

“I can say the same.”

After a few more strokes, you both came undone, a string of “Oh my Gods” and “Fuck Y/N or Bucky” ending your sexual encounter for the night. Bucky pulled out and plopped on the bed next to you, chest rising up and down. You rolled over, resting your head on his bare chest. He threw his arm around you, his lips finding the top of your head to leave it a kiss.

“I mean it, you know.” Bucky confessed after a few minutes of comfortable silence. “I really do love you, Y/N.”

“I know you do,” You replied, twisting your head to look at the beautiful man in your bed. “I love you, Bucky. And I mean it, too.”

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