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sandwich-seeker · 7 months

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More fanfic I wrote on Wattpad

Keith= Keith (edgy bitch)

Lance= inneedofsexsendhelp

Pidge= Green Goblin

Hunk= honk

Shiro= shirt

Green Goblin created the group chat

Green Goblin named the chat "space gays"

Green Goblin added "inneedofsexsendhelp"

Green Goblin added "honk"

Green Goblin added "Keith"

Green Goblin added "shirt"

Keith: wtf why am I here

Shirt: LANGUAGE

Keith: 엿 먹어라

(A/n: I just used Google translate... Apparently this says fuck you 👀)

Shirt: you better be glad I have no idea what that means

inneedofsexsendhelp: these flies are having sex on my knees

Keith: tf is your username

inneedofsexsendhelp: its me, Lance

Keith: ik, you would be the only person to have that name.

inneedofsexsendhelp: ohh

inneedofsexsendhelp: You mean my username? It's in need of sex send help

Keith: yea, I noticed

Keith: also, if you really need help

Keith: I could always do you a favor

inneedofsexsendhelp: ; )

Green Goblin took a screenshot

Green Goblin: yk everybody can see your texts in the GC

Keith: shit

Keith deleted 2 message(s)

inneedofsexsendhelp: oh God

inneedofsexsendhelp deleted 1 message(s)

Honk: I just got here, what did Lance and Keith say after Keith said "yeah, I noticed"

Green Goblin: sorry spunk, I need this for blackmail :( I'll DM it to ya later bud, but don't show anyone K

Honk: mkay

inneedofsexsendhelp: PIDGE ISTFG DONT SHOE HANK

Keith: dunk can you please not look at it....

Honk: k... But only cuz ily guys so much <3

inneedofsexsendhelp: we don't deserve this goddamn angel

Green Goblin: agreed

Keith: agreed

Shirt: I

Shirt: saw

Shirt: e v e r y t h I n g

Shirt: :( keef why

Keith: stfu of I will slit your throat <3

inneedofsexsendhelp: why is your name shirt?

Shirt: autocorrect. :(

Keith: BITCH I WILL SUE AUTOCORRECT FOR MAKING SPACE DAD SAD

inneedofsexsendhelp: Keith...

inneedofsexsendhelp: stop being so cute D:

Honk: I...

inneedofsexsendhelp: no like not like that like he makes people gay

Shirt: you

Green Goblin took a screenshot

Shirt: want

Shirt: to

Shirt: have

Shirt: sex

Shirt: with

inneedofsexsendhelp: NO!

Shirt: my

Shirt: brother

Keith: O-o

inneedofsexsendhelp: fuck off shirios

inneedofsexsendhelp:

Keith: gimme a sec

inneedofsexsendhelp: ._.

Green Goblin: ._.

Honk: ._.

Shirt: ._.

Shirt: why

Shirt: is

Shirt: Keith

Shirt: at

Shirt: my

Shirt: door

Green Goblin: o no

Keith: o p e n

Keith: u p

Keith: shirio

Shirt: help Keith just chucked a box of Cheerios in my face ):

inneedofsexsendhelp: keeeeeeef. You made space dad sadddddd

Keith: I doughnut care

Keith: i

care

Inneedofsexsendhelp: noooo stawp you gonna make me cry Rengoku is like hunk but anime 😭😭😭😭

Shirt: keith, please stop listening to My chemical romance and McCafferty at full blast :(

Green Goblin: why is he at your house?

Shirt: idk, he just never left after he threw Cheerios at me, he's In my basement now :(

Honk: Lance, go get your boyfriend

Shirt: Keith please, my husband is pissed :,(

Keith: WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG MALE CHILD

MY FATHER FIGURE

Inneedofsexsendhelp: you don't have a dad tho

Keith: ESCORTED ME INTO THE CITY

TO VIEW A PARADE

HE SAID DAUGHTER

shirt: hes listening to a song with....

Keith: WHEN YOU COME OF AGE

SHALL YOU BECOME

Shirt: similar

Shirt: lyrics

Keith: THE ONE WHO AIDS THE SHATTERED

THE ATTACKED AND THE BEAVERD

HE SAID SHALL YOU

DEMOLISH THEM

Shirt added Adamnhottie

YOUR SLEEP PARALYSIS MONSTERS

AND THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE

AND THE PLOTS THEY HAVE CREATED

FOR ON A WONDERFUL DAY

I WILL BE DELETED

Green Goblin: same <3

Keith: A GHOST

TO TRAVEL WITH YOU

DURING THE HOT SEASON OF SUMMER

TO ENTER THE BLACK MARCHING BAND

Adamnhottie: thats fucked up.

Honk:....

Green Goblin: when did Adam get here?

Shirt: I added him during Keith's....

Shirt: emo moment

Keith: shut the fuck up Shiro

Keith:

Adamnhottie: why....

Green Goblin: lance. Go get your boyfriend

Keith: I am not boyfriend having

Keith: also I'm like 90 percent sure if I drive bacl home I wcill fall asleep sooooooooooo

Inneedofsexsendhelp: I'll get you -_-

Keith: fuck you

Inneedofsexsendhelp: k when

Keith: no no I mean not that

Inneedofsexsendhelp: I'm here

Inneedofsexsendhelp went offline

Keith went offline

Shirt went offline

Adamnhottie went offline

Green Goblin: k bye ig

Honk: bye

Green Goblin went offline

Honk went offline

#voltron #voltron legendary defender #keith kogane #klance #keith #voltron keith #vld keith #voltron fanart #takashi shirogane #allura #wattpad

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practically-an-x-man · 2 months

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Your OCs have been cursed! If they don't betray and murder the person they love the most by midnight, they'll disappear! How do they try to get around the curse?

Ooooohohoho now that's some ANGST! I like it!

Rae: After everything they've been through, there is nothing in the world that could get her to betray/murder Warren. If she can't find another solution, she'll just accept whatever the curse has in store for her. "Disappear" is a little vague, anyway.

Robin: Well, there's not just one person she "loves most", is there? She loves Peter, she loves Sean and the rest of her family, she can't pick just one. And it's unreasonable for the curse to ask her to kill all of them, that breaks the whole "a life for a life" thing it seems to be setting up here.

Madison: Tells everyone at the X-Mansion about it - sends Alex off without telling her where he's going, has Raven hide all her weapons (in case she ends up magically or hypnotically compelled somehow), then spends the rest of the day being monitored by Hank and Charles for any changes. Part of her assumes the curse is a hoax, another part assumes it came from a mutant somewhere, and she's still not sure if "disappear" means she'll die or just turn invisible. Either way, she's not playing this game.

Ophelia: Argues that this already happened - she loves her parents more than anything, and they both died because she could've reminded her dad to check the specs on his tritium reactor, and she didn't. And it's a repeat theme for her - Harry died because she could've talked things through but was too busy to call him, Lyla died because she was careless and let a supervillain invade her tech, she holds so much guilt over their deaths that she might as well have murdered them.

Gia: Argues that the person she loves most is her older brother, and she already "murdered" their relationship by refusing to reach out after she got back from HYDRA.

Jasper: Argues that technically, Kyle already did die once (even if he's been brought back to life)

Kestrel: So in the Fablehaven universe, there's this magical plant called a stingbulb that can almost perfectly replicate a person, even down to their memories. If Kestrel can get their hands on one, and have it mimic Warren, they could kill the stingbulb and maybe get by on that technicality. Stingbulbs only live for a couple days, anyway.

Katherine: I mean, technically Ahk was murdered 4000 years ago, wtf is she gonna do? Kill him again?

Quinn: Magic doesn't exist in her world, at least to her knowledge, so she really just assumes this is some kind of practical joke and brushes it aside. That's... probably not going to end real well for her.

Eris: The most likely to actually have the guts to do it, if it really came down to it. It would ruin her, they'd never be the same, but they could do it if he had to.

Nikoletta: Argues that although she does love Abner, the person she loves most is the woman she was before she was experimented on by STAR Labs, and she knows she can never get that woman back.

#my friends!!!#answered asks #my ocs #rae mckinney #robin cassidy #madison douglas #ophelia octavius #gia pantazis #jasper wilson #oc kestrel #oc katherine johnson #oc quinn/aces #oc eris #nikoletta bordeaux

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detroitbecomeonline · 1 year

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DBH MODDING (4) - DOING SOME GROUNDWORK

Hello everyone and

Dear Diary

Here is my newest mod dairy entry! And here is my last one in case you missed it. As a warm welcome to this entry, here is a shot of tank!Connor that crashed my game:

I did this by going into the model swapper > Show All dropdown to [Not yet identified] > find the tank > copy it onto Connor model 2 > apply > save mod > copy the .IDX into the DBH folder. I talk more in-depth about the process in my first entry.

It's 19/01/2023 and I'm chilling out, but my brain hurt for like 2 days after trying to figure out hexadecimal bull-crappery. I looked more into the two types of Connor outfits I wanted to make, one being SWAT Connor and the other being bougie Connor. SWAT Connor is more looking into code and bougie is more creative and editing textures. I want to focus on the SWAT mod for a little bit.

For SWAT Connor, I needed to locate Captain Allen's model data.

Good ol' Captain Allen. N̸͐͂̅ő̵́̄͝w̸̑ g̵̉̐i̷͈͈̓̆̒͑v̶͋ë̶́̆ ̷͋m̶͚͋ë̸͑͠ ̵̹̲̼̠͊y̵̓o̴̧͉͙͎̲̱͊͜ǔ̶͖͖̳͈r̵̊̾ u̵̺̇n̴̦̆̕if̶̊ǒ̷̀r̵̈́̊m̴̋̈.̷̈̓͘

I also want the PC200 uniform as shown below, but that's not a priority compared to the glorious SWAT swap I desperately want to do.

I went into HxD and locate in the .DAT file Captain Allen's string. Here is a screenshot:

I mean, like, I got THIS far but I have no idea where to go from here. I found him at least. Then I thought that if I download his container from the texture tool, then I can maybe open up his specific data in HxD???? Anyway, so I opened up .data_container and .catalogue. Then I gave up and watched this which didn't help with what I wanted to achieve lol, but it gave me better insight into what I was messing with. I think I have to find which part of the data_containers/catalogues affect the uniform and somehow implement it into the Connor model? Like, which parts of the code do I copy and paste? Idk how coding works

You will not BELIEVE what I was told! To see all the QD files, I had to download a thing. Thanks so much @jamdbh! Here is the tutorial link and the link to the website. In response to my last mod diary entry: I'm SO glad I'm not going to work this shit out by myself sdkldsjdf.

Crying tears of joy over the loaded thumbnails:

Jamie explained a few things to me, including:

SWAT outfit Connor is not stable and not widely available.

Something something backpack and skeletons.

"Just when anyone gets a backpack that conforms to their skeleton or if there's some other model loaded on top of the first one like for Markus's stratford speech, he morphs into his android form" - Jamie

It's possible for certain scenes (Capitol Park and Spare Parts), but nothing else.

At this point I'm like wtf is a skeleton, so I glanced over this article.

However, I found videos of the SWAT uniform on Hank and Connor in Partners, so there must be something I can do to make it happen??? I don't know. Something something dragonbane0 (the dbh mod king himself)?

After hanging out for a while, someone approached me saying that they have their personal notes on how to achieve the SWAT Connor model. I promised not to share these notes around, so unfortunately I can't link/upload it. However, I will leave you with this:

Join modding communities and Discord servers!

Learn what you can from people with experience!

Read tutorials and learn any terminology you don't understand!

Be kind and try your best!

Don't expect to get everything right in the first go.

And don't panic if you screw up!

That last one is @ me because I can't edit QD files still, even after loading up stuff. I think I have to start that process again since I stupidly moved my detroit folder lmaoooooooo

Next time, hopefully, I will have SWAT Connor for you to stare at and maybe other texture-orientated notes. Hope this helps!

~ Trinity

#mine #dbh #dbh mods #detroit become online #mymoddiary

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oasislandingresident · 1 year

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At the Goth house we see Morty and Sandi. Sandi wtf are you doing? You're pregnant with VJ Alvi's child and Morty is in a relationship with Bella!

Thank you Morty! Someone still has their wits around here.

Here we see Karen dressed appropriately for the weather and she's building a snowman.

I'll pretend that's not a response to my comments.

They all still have a million wishes about snow activities so after the party I sent them up to the fishing spot.

Hank of course had a wish to spin with Karen, skate with both Karen and Elodie. Since they both mastered the skill no one fell down this time!

Here is their garage: I'm finally happy enough with it. And it's yet another snow day for Elodie. Not long after waking up she wished to throw a party.

The dishwasher broke, again. What is it with this girl's parties that effects this goddamn dishwasher?

I invited all her teen friends I gave the ones that needed it some make overs. It took such a long time.

Here we see Elodie talking to her childhood friend Matt, things are going well, I think.

Of course, I spoke too soon.

She flirts with him, he rejects her. Then he flirts with her, while they have that negative mood going on in their talk panel, so she rejects him. He tries to talk to her but then that doesn't work either because she is now pissed. I sent her to the toilet before things gets worse than this.

Sam arrives not later and she has a wish to talk to him so I sent her to gossip.

And all they do is tease me some more and then Sam leaves, * sigh*

I don't know what you want Elodie!

#Sims 3 #Sims 3 Gameplay #Planetary Legacy #Generation Mercury #Sunset Valley #Sims 3 Legacy

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marshmallows2345 · 2 years

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might i present: being jay’s little sister but dating erin

bonus points: hank interrogates you and jay is like wtf is going on here

AHH BESTIE I MISSED YOU how r u

BAHAHAHAH OMG jay is like “huh why is he interrogating my sister” and he turns on the lil microphone and he finds out that you’re dating erin.

he barges in and is like “you never told me you were dating her! what the fuck” and you’re just like “she wanted to keep it secret!”

luckily, jay and hank’s absence isn’t unnoticed, and erin comes to the rescue, quickly getting you out and saying that she will talk to them later. she kisses you quickly and apologizes for all the secrets, and you tell her not to worry.

you know it’s all okay when hank pulls you aside and says,

“break her heart, i’ll kill you.”

to which erin replies,

“hank! not cool!”

you brush it off and give her a quick kiss, heading out to continue on your day.

#my asks #erin lindsay

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libraryofbaxobab · 5 months

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UPDATE TO MY PREVIOUS POST December 5, 2023:

I lied. I forced my way through it. Turns out, the first half of the book is the equivalent to a jogger finding the body in the cold open of an episode of Law & Order. I had to suffer through all of that for next to nothing, because the part that I consider to be the actual story picks up decades later with different characters. That said, once that part actually starts (way too late!) it picks up right away and becomes almost as fun as I hoped it would be. It's exciting and gross and there are guns and explosions and motorcycles and other cool shit.

I stand by my criticism of giving the slime mold anthropomorphic thoughts. The narration goes out of its way to explicitly state that it does not actually have thoughts. And yet, it has POV sections where it wants, it decides, it learns, it remembers, it actively problem-solves-- not to imply that it's gaining sentience like I thought but in direct conflict with the book's own insistence. This leads me to believe that this author just does not have the mastery of language to phrase it any other way. That's pretty embarrassing.

Here's a thing that I liked! The mind-control portions. Those were the kind of horror I wanted and the intrusive thoughts/ instructions were delivered in a pretty spooky voice by the audiobook narrator, who otherwise totally sucked. (Seriously, he narrated in almost complete monotone but then inexplicably did some characters' voices as a Hank Hill impression like wtf) Random weird thoughts that are not the character's own? Yes please.

Next, the characters are going to be... divisive, for some. The main guy (again, once the real story starts) talks manically and nonstop and it's super annoying. He is self-aware of this quirk, but it does make him hard to deal with as a voice. He's an exhausting character that starts out hard to like, but I ended up coming around after seeing he is making conscious efforts to better his life. It's actually really interesting to see someone in the early stages of taking responsibility but not quite getting it right yet. I liked the romance subplot (A sentence I never thought I'd type!!) and thought it was weirdly sweet. It was much slower and more thoughtful than the dreadful horny triple-threat in the "cold open."

Not to belabor that again, but after some more thought, I realized that this book actually has two "jogger finds the body" set pieces. We shouldn't forget that the three characters from the insufferable beginning half are already investigating a reported death, which brings them to the remote village where the fungus originated-- a village that the book once again goes out of its way to note that it is specifically reclaimed indigenous land. That's not important to the plot in any way, but it would be mildly interesting if it didn't mean that the book kills off twenty-six indigenous people offscreen just to focus on the actual experience of the white people (or, in one character's case, white-passing Latino. And yes, that he has a Hispanic name but looks "white enough" is actually a plot point in the book, which makes it even more suspect that in the movie adaptation coming out next year he is played by Liam Neeson and given a different name. Oop!). That just feels weird to me, to have gone on and on about the legality of returning indigenous lands for no reason if we weren't going to use any of those characters' perspectives. They were literally set dressing to show the white people how gruesome the consequences of contracting the contagion would be. They're the unnamed "killer's previous victims" on a bulletin board in the "jogger finding the body" analogy.

One of those three cold-open characters comes back later with a plan to save the day because they've ~seen this before and know what it can do~. Except, no they don't. They barely investigated the village at all and left immediately with a sample. This character has a comprehensive list of difficult-to-obtain materials that are absolutely necessary to containing this threat. Much time is devoted to this list but in vague terms; we are not privy to the specific items on that list, presumably until the moment they are used. But rest assured that every single item is totally of the utmost importance to this plan and they have thought of every possible- just kidding they bring, like, a gun. Why is there even a list, other than of course to waste a bunch of time to make the stakes seem higher to the characters who are trapped and awaiting rescue? Why is this book so interested in wasting my time?

I think ultimately this book shows that the author doesn't grasp the writer's mantra of "show, don't tell" which is wild considering he has written a bunch of famous and exciting movies. This might be his first crack at a novel, and since he can't rely on visual shorthand, he compensates by just insisting to the reader that certain things are true, even when the action shows us the opposite. The list is useful because he says it's useful, don't worry about how little it gets used. The fungus isn't sentient because he says it isn't, don't pay attention to all the active thoughts he's given it. The guy from the offscreen inciting incident died horribly because a character says he died horribly, you don't even need a description. It's not even clever unreliable narrator shenanigans, it just comes off as an inexperienced novelist demanding that you believe him no matter what you've seen.

#whatskenyareading #books #reading #library #horror #audiobook #cold storage #long post #rant #fungal #fungi #fungus #pathogen #infection #illness #disease #action

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anne-marina · 8 months

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- 1 Day before Sulani -

Tomorrow, Seb and Hugo are going to Sulani with Louise and her friends ;] (yayyy)

But even tho they have bags to pack, they're still here making music

Sadly, after everything that happened few months ago, the group "Pinkie Pies" officially disbanded, but now Seb and Hugo are a duo !!

The boys are still really good friends with Karim but Seb is not talking to David anymore

(Hugo ordered food and Hank showed up to bring it like wtf go away you stalker T∆T)

They can't bring Brendy to Sulani but Maxim is going to take care of her during their trip ;3

#simblr #sims #sims story #sims character #sims oc #sebastien #leelas #sulani #san myshuno

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jbreenr · 3 years

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⚠ WHAT IF…? 103 SPOILERS ⚠

Well…

Duuude, I suspected that Tony was gonna die but not because he was murdered. Like, I was expecting it to be the palladium.

I loved seeing Tony and Nat together again, but I wish they were voiced by Robert and Scarlet. Though it was nice yk? Having Iron Man 2 flashbacks.

Now, Nat was being accused for murdering Tony like… what?! How on earth?

When Fury said that S.H.I.E.L.D was compromised, I totally thought that Pierce was the bad guy here and that he changed the antidote.

Also, i loved seeing S.T.R.I.K.E again!

Thor is gorgeous, according to Colson. He has great hair and well, we know he looks like the son of a Pirate and and Angel.

My thoughts on the very next part: bARTON SLIPPED? WTF WHAT IS GOING ON?!??! THAT WAS HIS ARROW!!

And thought we know he was innocent, he was on a cell, but he apparently took a cyanide pill. Makes no damn sense! He was killed as well!!

Betty Ross. That's it. That's the point.

“Who do I kill?” –Natasha Romamoff. I mean, did you see her expression when Fury told her about Clint? My poor little assassin baby.):

Uatu's image while Colson is driving. Am I just blind or is that the first time it happens? Like, in an episode.

Loki and Co. coming through the Bifrost looking for vengeance because someone killed his brother. I--

Now, Bruce's situation with Nat. Like his predicament was so alike The Incredible Hulk. I. Love. It.

+ Nat's pose when Bruce was transforming and she jumped out of there? Yes. A hundred times yes.

I, and I am still speechless, can't get over the fact that Bruce freaking exploded. I'm struggling to find words.

As well as Rhode, Colson has some good ass passwords. #SteveSteveSteveIHeartSteve0704. I'd use it if it was not that long. Xd

And Nat's dead. Just like that. WHYYYYY?

Hope Van Dyme died two years ago in that time line. TWO YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF IRON MAN 2 AND THOR. You realize that branch was formed two years before it all? Wooooow.

And, she was a S.H.I.E.L.D agent. She died doing S.H.I.E.L.D's work. Phew.

Now, I was totally not expecting Hank Pym to be the villain, but after assimilating it, it was soo cool to see him wearing the Yellow Jacket.

That scene, with dozens of Lokis looking like Furys and that smile before transforming. I want to watch Avengers now. Solely because of that.

Of course, he saves the day and decides to stay for a longer time on Midgard. What happens next? Well, he's ruling the world in a… more pacific way than the one we saw in the MCU before. It took him a day to accomplish that!!

Okay but, was I the only one who thought of Marvel Zombies with the coffins? I can't be the only one.

Now, Hank is dead, which means that he cannot kill Steve (yes, because Fury finds him). So he's still a part of the Avengers initiative, right?

And finally, Carol said “Where's the fight?” which may or may not be a reference to Bucky in Infinity War.

So, in conclusion, it was a busy week for Fury. Poor thing.

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moonlit-imagines · 3 years

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Headcanons for being Hope van Dyne’s child

Hope van Dyne x child!reader

Scott Lang x stepkid!reader

warnings: insects (ants), sharp weapons

a/n:

prompt: anonymous: “Happy holidays darling! Would you write HC for Hope Van Dyne's child? Love the step-parents HC 🥰”

growing up as a lil smarty pants

grandpa hank was pretty proud, although he didn’t see you very much

once every few years

but he did tell you all these crazy stories about his adventures that you honestly thought were just fiction (until you were older)

“and i was as small as an ant, but i was still incredibly strong! remember that, kid. just because you aren’t as big as someone else doesn’t mean you can’t beat them” -hank

“y/n doesn’t need to be hearing those stories, hank” -hope

“why not? they have important life lessons in them!” -hank

“why does mommy call you ‘hank?’” -you

“because mommy hates grandpa, isn’t that right?” -hank

“okay, i think that’s enough of this visit. come on, y/n, time to go” -hope

your mom was very supportive of you, nonetheless

she wanted to be different from her dad

so she showed up to EVERYTHING

birthdays, sick days, tucking you in for bed, parent-teacher conferences, art shows, you name it

“here’s some tea, jellybelly. it’ll make your throat feel better” -hope

“mom, i think i’m dying” -you

“you’ll be fine” -hope, givin’ u a kiss on the forehead

life wasn’t like, extra crazy or anything. sometimes she’d bring you to work and honestly? darren cross didn’t seem like the worst guy. he even brought you whatever you might need if your mom was staying late at work

“hey, van dyne junior! i brought you a puzzle that might keep you busy for a while...and a happy meal from mcdonalds! let me know if you need anything else, me and your mom will just be in the lab for a little while” -darren

“thank you!!!” -you

uh huh, ur mom taught u manners!

anyways you started spending more time with your grandpa cuz they had a plan

thats when you found out that his “turning small” stories were not, in fact, bullshit

“wait grandpa...you actually did shrink as small as an ant?” -you

“why would i lie?” -hank

okay well cue you wanting to shrink down to ant size now it was your new aspiration

you did learn how to command ants tho!!!!!!

but unfortunately (or not so unfortunately) hank brought scott to the party

“hi!” -you, waking scott up

“what?!” -scott, jumping back against the headboard

“hi.” -you, staring at him “im y/n. these are my ants”

bullet ants were just crawlin around the place

“oh, that’s....that’s cool. any chance you could tell me where i am or how i got here” -scott

“wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy” -you, leaving abruptly

“are you bothering our guest?” -hope, watching you proudly nod “good job, jellybelly”

mom taught u how to punch 🥰🥰🥰

and let you use scott as a punching bag

but scott wasn’t like awful or anything he was just insufferable at times

“i think you’d like my daughter cassie. she’s weird and smart just like you” -scott

“did you just call me weird? mom, can i punch him again?” -you

“no no no! i meant weird in a good way! please dont hurt me anymore!” -scott

chasing him around the yard ready to ATTACK

hank had to tell u to cut it out

“dont tell them what to do” -hope

“someone has to” -hank

“excuse me? i parent y/n just fine, better than you ever did for me!” -hope

“do they do this often?” -scott

“every time they see each other but that’s not very much” -you

“hm...hey, do you like ice cream? specifically baskin robbins?” -scott

ur mom said “we do not associate with idiots ❤️” and then proceeded to associate with said idiots

scott did end up saving u from darren tho bc that mf tried to hold u hostage and scott was really not in the mood for that bullshit

“you alright, y/n?” -scott

“murder is okay, right?” -you

after that whole ordeal he and your mom were kinda a thing uh huh

and he introduced you to cassie!!! she was amazingly sweet and you could def see the family resemblance

“is this my new sibling?! i’ve always wanted one!” -cassie

“hey, me too!” -you

you hung out with her on a weekly basis, with or without scott

and mom and grandpa were working on a ✨special project✨

one you insisted on being apart of

“no, y/n, we can’t make you your own suit. you’re too young for this sort of thing” -hope

“pleaaaaase mom? i swear i’ll he responsible with it!” -you

“you’re mother is right, y/n. you’re just not ready yet. maybe someday, but not anytime soon” -hank

scott took you on family bowling trips yes he did

and just corny stepdad shit

but he went to germany and mom and him broke up and FF to two years later when you guys had finally reunited

“scott!! you asshole!!” -you, like this -> :)

“kiddo!! sorry to hear that!!” -scott, same energy

shading him the whole time

“ach mein gott” -you

“are you kidding me, y/n? i make one mistake. ONE” -scott

“you’re one mistake has caused me to live in MINIATURE HOMES” -you

“THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING” -scott

“WELL IT’S NOT” -you

“did you at least miss me?” -scott

“sicher habe ich” -you

“god dammit” -scott

surprise!! u kind of had a suit (for emergencies)

as a van dyne/pym, it was almost a necessity to know how to use pym particles

scott acted like a proud dad

“wow, you’re really doing it!!!” -scott

“halt die klappe” -you

“please stop” -scott, tearing up

finding out about ✨grandma✨

she possessed scott and touched ur face and told you that she was so excited to meet you but you didn’t know wtf was going on and you had the urge to smack scott but THANKFULLY you did not

“i have to meet her for real! let me help you guys!” -you

“okay” -hope

“what? really?” -you

“it’s about time we put your genius to good use” -hope

scott offered you a high five for that and u literally accepted it

“don’t get too happy, that was just an in-the-moment thing” -you, watching scott’s eyebrow raise “fine. you can have a hug”

okay okay well everything went okay and then half the world ~vanished~ including ur whole family but like cassie and her family took you in and you spent five years very alone and upset until one day cassie called you downstairs and whoopdedoo???? scott???????

“is my mom with you?” -you

“sorry, sport, she’s not...do you have your suit with you? we need to go on some...hero business” -scott

you missed scott a lot over the past 5 years, this really did cheer you up, even if it was just him

“how’ve you been holding up the past few years” -scott

“the world sucks, man” -you

“i can see that” -scott

he turned on some tunes for the two of you to enjoy otw to the avengers hq and it was probably the best memory you created since everyone disappeared

“wait, reach into the glove box” -scott

“oh, god, i hope there’s no rodents in here...” -you, reaching for a picture “is this..?”

“family photo!! you were little back then, i can’t believe how time flies. i mean, it flew really quick for me, the quantum realm is no joke” -scott

you were busy staring at the picture of your mom, you really missed her

busy ~saving the world~

and going to 2012 with scott

“hey uh just so you know, i might be able to make pym particles” -you

“‘might?’ and if we use faulty pym particles we ‘might’ die. would you like that?” -tony

“hey, back off, stark. they’re just trying to help” -scott

next thing u know ur in present day and THEN u actually got to hold the scepter bc scott let u

“im gonna stab you!!” -you

“no!!!” -scott

the other avengers, literally mourning natasha while you chase him around with a sharp weapon: 😧

okay after the place was destroyed u got to face mr. purple man and yo mama showed back up and saw you on the front lines

“y/n????” -hope

“mom????” -you

“scott!!!!” -scott

“really, scott? a shrek reference? now?” -you “...nice”

the reunion with your mom was short and sweet but you missed her forehead kisses and she gave you one immediately!!!! and she was crying but you were too bc damn

“listen, after this, we’re gonna have such a fun family night. i’m so sorry i couldn’t be there for you all this time” -hope

“mom, it wasn’t your fault...it was that purple bastard, let’s get him!” -you

“they grow up so fast...” -hope

i n s e c t f a m

insect fam killed it out there and then ✨attended tony’s funeral✨ together right after

that’s one solid family 😌💖

anyways time to celebrate a (halfway) return to normalcy

with your *sister* cassie and your mom and your...scott

you were just happy to all be together again, it’s been WAY too long

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dl2332 · 2 years

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Have been quiet for awhile. Delving into myself a bit more and trying to deal with what I come away with.

Let’s take a trip down memory lane, let’s go back to February 2019. This terrible plague is sweeping across China. Bodies laying on the ground being picked up by individuals in hazmat suits. Lady I was seeing at this time made it official, we were a couple.

Covid is now here in the United States and elsewhere. Bodies piling up, hospitals unable to cope. Refrigerator trucks holding the excess corpses. Governor’s in CERTAIN states warehousing covid patients with the elderly and infirm. Stories starting to not add up.

I stock shelves in a national chain, I’m an essential worker, got a paper that says so. To avoid the dreaded face diaper I started working nights. Alone in a store. Can’t infect or be infected. I’m socially distanced from society. Stories are really not adding up. Nurses dancing, doing videos. Death numbers not jiving. Numbers not jiving. Start going down rabbit holes. Q. Anons. Hollyweird, pizzagate, frazzledrip. Kennedy’s alive, Trumps coming back, Princess Di, John Denver, Michael Jackson, they’re all coming back.

Let’s see four months in, girlfriend puts me out, space, and two years later and two break ups we still aren’t a normal couple. Friends that hang out sometimes but not what I see as couples. I’m not safe. I question everything and everyone. I trust nothing. I’m more aware and awake than I care to be and I make people uncomfortable and nervous. My “girlfriend “ is aware that the world’s fucked, she just doesn’t want to know about it. So I’m the guy that’s good in small doses but I’m a constant reminder of this new world.

We all as a nation saw voting counts stopped at key locations simultaneously. We all saw massive unattainable numbers reached. Surpassing original numbers. But we are told there’s nothing to see.

January 6th brought the next big lie. We’ve all seen the pictures of the police removing barriers and ushering people into the capital. We’ve all seen the agents that incited crowds to perform illegal activities.

We’ve all seen a southern border that’s been wide assed open since this farce of an elections taken place with over a million illegals entering this country. In a pandemic, seriously? Nothing has added up since day one. Nothing.

Lies after lies, distorting, gaslighting, fear mongering, threatening. No longer an essential worker but because I choose to not go along with the lie, I and other unvaccinated individuals are ostracized.

We now know that this “virus’’ is man made, we know the key players involved. Without a shadow of a doubt, we know.

Without any shadow of a doubt we know the key players in a coup that was staged November 3rd.

We have all seen a constant barrage on our constitutional rights because of this scamdemic.

We’ve all seen the adverse effects and deaths this “vaccine’’ has incurred.

But still there’s nothing to see in any of it.

Trumps coming back, he’ll become speaker and advance up to power again. Now he’s vaccinated and for the vaccine that’s hurting people. WTF!!!

And I’m the fucking crazy one.

Is Tom Hanks dead? Oprah? Have arrests been made? Is Biden really Biden, why aren’t they in the White House? Are Kamala and Susan Rice really dudes? Is Zuckerberg a Rothchilds and or a lizard? Hillary, same question. Epstein, Mckafee, however it’s spelled.

If I’ve learned nothing else, I’ve learned I know nothing. About people, about friends, my itsy bitsy circle is infinitely so much smaller. I know what I believe, I make no apologies. Just because a lie is repeated a million times doesn’t make it truth. So much to say, so much that needs to be said. Fuck it, done for now. Pissed, alone, really need a dog.

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talesofsonicasura · 2 years

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Hank with a Devil Hunter s/o?!

I said I'd be feeding some Hank simps and here it is. As for the type of demons being hunted by s/o, I'll mostly being using Devil May Cry demons. Like the one with 96! Sun Wukong, this is a slow burn. (It's Hank J. Wimbleton.) Can be read as gender neutral or preferred gender.

How you met Hank could be summed up as spontaneous. You were on a mission to clean out a Sin Scissors infestation running amok in a graveyard.

So imagine your surprise seeing some strange creature barely 5 ft with a red arm but a disembodied hand bleeding out by a tombstone. (Hank is in his Mag form for this)

Knowing this wasn't a demon and taking pity, you took the oddity back home to nurse them back to health.

It took the next day for Hank to wake up. You came in to change his bandages only to see them up and on guard the moment you both locked eyes.

He did calm down noticing the bandages and learning you had saved his life. The man definitely went through hell from all of the stitches and scars across his body. You even think he got into a slugfest with some bloody Riots.

You did learn his name was Hank and his bizarre situation. Although his explanation had been written down since he clearly wasn't used to talking, much less with a metal jaw.

Hank was a crossling or grunt, from an alternate version of Nevada where things went complete mad shit by a dictatorship messing with reality. It honestly sounded like an adult internet cartoon. Especially since he escaped a literal zombie clown purgatory. WTF

In exchange, you gave him information on your world. Hank seemed to take it well although he was a bit excited to hear about demon hunting. Guess he's been looking forward to a challenge?

Imagine both of your surprise when the crossling went up in a poof of red smoke. He emerged looking smaller, barely reaching your kneecaps and now two floating hands than one. The former one was still red. Okay...

You can only guess that larger form was still there, like a Devil Trigger. That's going to be an interesting phone call for later.

Having Hank as a roommate is odd to say the least. You had to keep him on bed rest for a few weeks and the asshole kept trying to pull his stitches out.

Every time he undid a stitch, you sprayed them with a spray bottle before redoing his stitches. Hank been given a Rubix cube to see if it deter any more stitch pulling.

Once he was off bed rest, the crossling could be summed up as an inquisitive creachurr. Sifting through your stuff, checking out your weapons and putting random shit in your blender with odd obsession.

He isn't keen on bathing either. It was completely awkward chasing an essentially grown man and forced them to clean up.

You kept your Devil Arms cabinet tightly locked. No way in hell were ya going to risk Hank potentially pissing off demon soul made weaponry.

Then there were taking jobs. Once the grunt was fully recovered, he wanted to join you in demon hunting. And if you didn't take him, Hank would sneak out just to join the current job.

Luckily, a compromise could be made. Hank can come with you IF he went under the guise of a demonic familiar.

A perfect cover as some humans can form contracts with demons and no one could tell Hank wasn't a demon that easily. He had to listen to you, to some degree, to not raise any suspicion.

Thankfully, Hank agreed without much objection. Thus began the oddest partnership in your entire life.

A favorable one as the crossling was quite skilled, preference being knives, swords and near rapidfire guns.

For someone barely reaching your kneecaps, Hank blew out the brains of any demon from lowly Empusa to even Riots. Jobs were dealt with faster and had less property damage thanks to them.

Other than being a skilled hardass who hated bathing, Hank was honestly a nice companion to have. Mainly silent but caring in his own odd way. Often giving you random gifts from a shiny stone to demon parts...

It was only a matter of time before you received the attention of more seasoned Devil Hunters. Specifically the infamous hunting agency: Devil May Cry. This meeting was going to suck, especially since Hank just jammed a demon heart into your blender.

Hank is a feral ass gremlin man who doesn't like bathing and you can't tell me otherwise. I do have a few headcanons of my own considering him.

He's selectively mute but has issues talking. Mainly cause of not being used to speaking with his metal jaw. The same also going for eating. Prosthetics such as jaws are something that takes both practice and time to get used.

I'm also following the mutual headcanon that Hank might have an Improbability Drive. His jaw could be a part of it as every time he comes back from the dead, there seems to be an upgrade done to him via mysterious means.

As for Hank being able to switch between his normal self and MAG form, I think of utilizing that for other stuff than just headcanons. Remember that he's only partially magnified as the process had been interrupted, so what kind of side effects than just lowered IQ could be anything. You could even say he's a WereMAG.

And yeah, from what I could find, Krinkels did say that Hank's IQ was reduced to 85 when the Magnification was interrupted. It was fully restored later on thanks to a certain halo.

Is the Devil May Cry group getting involved with Hank and his Devil Hunter s/o? Oh hell yeah. Some headcanons will feature the group so here's the heads up now. Anything involving Hank Motherfucker Wimbleton is guaranteed chaos especially something like Devil May Cry.

Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4

Until next time folks, continue to thrive in the madness. For anyone curious, here's the page for lesser demons from the DMC series.

#tales of sonicasura #sonicasura #madness combat imagines #madness project nexus #madness combat #hank j wimbleton #hank j. wimbleton #hank j wimbleton x reader #hank j wimbleton x y/n #hank j. wimbleton x reader #hank j. wimbleton x y/n #self insert

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marvelvsmarvel · 3 years

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Here is my petition to bring back Marvel One-Shots

This is a screenshot of Red Skull for Marvel’s What If but it reminded me of things that I used to post about around that age old question “What happened to so-and-so or this-and-that?” That would be a terrible title for a show but I’m reminded that the Marvel One-Shots originally answered such questions. Here’s a sample of 5 Episodes I think would be great to explore!

Episode 1: What happened to the Red Skull?

When we last saw the leader of Hydra in Captain America: The First Avenger he was trying to wield the power of the Tesseract by hand before appearing to be dematerialized into a portal in the sky. When next we see him is a whole WTF moment in Avengers Infinity War appearing more or less as a ghost of Red Skull and claiming to be a guide to the Soul Stone. He makes mention that he once tried to wield the power of the Soul Stone and that it is why he is in the state he is. Story done right? Wrong! Where did the Tesseract send him? What other trouble could he have gotten into or caused along the way?

Episode 2: Secret Avengers

While the Black Widow film helped to fill in some gaps in the timeline between Captain America Civil War and IW there is a whole year of being on the run with Cap and Sam that was not spent with days at the beach. We know that they broke the rest of Team Cap out of the Raft and dropped off Bucky in Wakanda. We know that Clint and Scott cut deals to go home on house arrest but at some point the Vision turned off his tracker to join Wanda and the rest of them where they then make a deal for time away together. But Cap, Sam, and Nat undoubtedly looked battle worn when we see them in the train station in Avengers Endgame. What missions did they do? Which villains did they encounter? How many times did they cross paths with Secretary Ross and his forces during that time?

Episode 3: What happened to Loki prime when he fell off the Bifrost?

Let’s finally settle it! After Loki let go of Thor and fell into the abyss we thought he was dead! But then somehow he randomly shows back up through the Tesseract wielding another infinity stone in his staff and ready to take over the world in Avengers 2012. “I’ve seen worlds you’ve not known. I have grown Odinson in my exile.” What worlds has he seen? How has he grown? There were rumors and speculation that he did die and that Thanos somehow resurrected him. But how and for what purpose? Just examining the character he grew more as a warrior. It didn’t seem like Thanos sent him to Earth to find Infinity Stones but actually to conquer it and he even gave him the Mind Stone on top of his Chitauri army to assist in doing so. But why? Why I say??? I wanna know!!!

Episode 4: Tales to Astonish

There’s about 70 years of MCU history between when Cap went into the ice and then when Hank Pym unofficial-officially resigned from SHIELD. While I would hold out hope that they do a Hank Pym Ant-Man origin story franchise sometime down the road a One-Shot could be a perfect teaser towards that. Was he the only powered person during that time? What kind of threats did he have to handle?

Episode 5: Budapest

I know we all know what “happened” in Budapest now but we were only teased even further to what REALLY happened! Three days hiding out in the train station crawl space that Yelena called “cozy”. But we’re not just talking the time battling the Hungarian Special Forces to survive and get out but exploring the arrow marks left in her apartment wall. Were those intended for her or to help her? There is a good chance that the Hawkeye series touches on his origin story and might even touch on this as well. But this is how Clint and Natasha’s relationship was formed, when Clint made a different call, that would solidify that forever ending on Vormir, and we deserve to see how it happened!

I wanna reiterate that One-Shots kind of show behind the scenes or fill in blanks in a single episode like What If. And again I have no doubts that the MCU has plans to continue to fill in the time gap between the 1940s -1980s hopefully with other heroes. For now there are the upcoming Shang Chi and Eternals films that are going to add more historical context and What If will play out some fun scenarios. So maybe some of these answers may never be answered if not through fanfiction or mere imagination...

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vinnival · 3 years

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Uhh I know its closed but sorry if this is awkward im a 5'0 choppy short hair i wear sliver glasses and i draw alot uhhh i like weird animals and games i stutter alot I am a lazy shit and I'm a coward also I hate the outside (because it scares me) uhh i get sad sometimes also my hair looks black at first but when there's light it's actually dark brown also i have social anxiety i think that's it but eh.

ah yes, caf !! you're very lucky that im ur friend but just rmr that you're not gonna get the "I can send something in when requests are closed" pass next time, okay? /nm <3 enjoyyy

You got a match! You're matched with...

Hank!

holy fuck he do a lil shimmy shimmy u go lil man🕺🕺‼️‼️

ah yes what were you expecting

Honestly tho he just fits you !!! How neat

There are many benefits. To being short

You were hiding out in a library, your temporary safe space from the shitshow that goes down outside of the place

No one else in Nevada seemed that interested in books other than you but whatever it also helps that books contain paper. Which u can draw on......

you Also ofc really hated going outside bc its so dangerous and you really don't want to suffer, or worse, die

You were stuck here since day 1, when Nevada began breaking apart. Luckily, the library was right next to a hidden bunker! Full of food!

So you chilled in the library (which was actually pretty well-built for an abandoned building. as I said, no one reads books anymore really, so everything of value was taken but the books all remained

Well, get used to reading LMAO

One day you heard a crash at the front entrance, and you immediately fit into one of your emergency spy holes in case an intruder came

Your eyes fell on the curious intruder, watching the tall figure cloaked in black as they wandered through

"Who are you?" Your voice spoke aloud before you could think

The person immediately took a defensive stance, drawing a pistol and dagger from their body and facing it right in your direction

A squeak immediately followed

"Gods- pl- please don't h-hurt me-e!"

They slowly approached to your hidey-tunnel under the dusty desks, gripping it and tossing it aside to reveal your small frame looking at him

You two just stare at each other, you breathing heavily in fear

After a good couple seconds, he backs away and continues further into the library

Confusedly, you follow him, a couple steps behind in fear that he'll turn and attack

He didn't, only looked at your stacks of books on your favorite weird animals and picked one up, skimming the pages

You were so confused wtf was he doing

You were so lost in your thoughts you accidentally bumped into him again

He turned to look at you, and you internally freaked out, but your mind was preoccupied with one question- which tumbled out of your mouth

"What are you doing here? Who are you??"

He only kept his goggles trained on you, not answering your question. Then turned away again

For the rest of his time there, he just wandered around and looked at books, then he left

You felt kinda sad, you kinda wanted to be his friend. He looked lonely

But, the following days, he came back at around the same time

Eventually warming up to your presence with him, he spoke few words at a time

You learned his name, Hank

He seemed to be surprised that you didn't know his name

That's what u get for being secluded in a library most of the time tbh

He likes sitting in silence with you and listening to you draw

You barely talk to him unless really required, so you were happy about that

Can't stutter if you don't talk, ez win

Likes petting your hair, complimented it once as well

You've made friends with the beast of Nevada how does it feel to Win

Likes it when you draw him, it makes him stim like crazy :>

I hope you enjoyed it caf <3

#madness combat #madness combat matchup #*holds caffee gently*

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pink-bird-30 · 3 years

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Titans 3x04

SPOILERS AHEAD

READ AT OWN RISK!!!!!!

I don't think I'll ever get over the RedHood v. Nightwing fight scenes. They are sooooooo good!

Things I liked:

-Gar helping Kori figure out what her dreams were leading to, even though Kori had attacked him more than once. He still tried to help.

-Dick driving the douchiest car ever.

-The farewell between Dick and Dawn was cute.

-I knew Connor was going to beat himself up about Hank, but he needs to understand that at the end of the day, it was all Jason.

-Connor also seems to be entering his teen angst phase, good for him. I hope he rocks out to MCR in his room.

-Also, Ronnie from Schitts Creek!?!?!!!??! I forgot to mention this episode 1, but omg I love seeing Karen Robinson getting that work. Love this woman!

Things I did not like:

-For an episode with the title "Blackfire" we didn't seem to get a whole lot of information on the villain. We get it, she hates Kori because she was everything she isn't, but that still doesn't make sense as to why Kom is here and coming for Kori. It was the briefest of encounters and now she's free. Even Kori knows what is a bad idea but helps her anyways. I guess this plays to the characters where Kori tries to do best by her sister, but Kom always ends up betraying her.

-THe fight between Gar and Connor was strange to me. Especially their attitudes. Their dementors remind me a lot of Jason pre-redhood. The word usage they both had in this espied seems so Jason like. Very "Whoa is me".

-Why was no one grieving over Hank? There was no family scene of them saying goodbye. They had one for Donna, is Hank not good enough for them to have one?

-The whole Scarecrow situation is very confusing; we all know he is involved with Jason and whatnot. But it seems very OOC for Dick to take him out of Arkham and kidnap him. Dick is still acting more a lone while he has a team that can help him. Make it make sense. Either you have the Titans' help or just go Solo man, make up your mind.

-Also, the term half-breed being used in the scene between Gar and Connor. I hated it. All I can think about is Ryan's post from this past summer in regards to the term and I don't like that it made it to the show. I'm a biracial kid and it's just a disgusting term. I understand, in terms of the show, Connor is a creation of both Superman and Lex Luther, but there was definitely a better term the writers could have used for that moment.

-Barbara making the call the to shoot down Jason. That really bothered me. I know they want to take him down but the shot was not clear but she made the call anyways. Dick could've been shot.

(Edit: I needed to add this too, wtf was with the whole cabine scene and the wolf killing. Bruce, wtf did you do to these kids?!)

Well, here's to waiting a whole week for 3x05

#dc titans #brenton thwaites #anna diop #ryan potter #teagan croft #dick grayson #koriand'r #garfield logan #rachel roth #nightwing #starfire #beast boy #raven #blackfire #komand'r #titans #spoilers

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