#i like the idea of him not being meant to fight tho - it fits with his backstory in my head

[qtkoshi]

Maybe gn!Reader and Hobie adopt a kitten and the other three (Pavitr, Gwen, and Miles) come to see the kitten? Maybe a orange kitten gn!Reader wanted to name Spunk or Spike while Hobie gave them a spike collar? Would be cute lol

i luv ur brain anon

"you got....a kitten?"

- ok ok idk if this is what u meant, but u can feel free to run this with the bubblegum reader + hobie bc i think it fits alright :-) - also get a little deep with describing relationship,, but it’s necessary for the plot ! (...) - also!!! tysm for the requests; i am very excited to get into them, but will prob wait till tmrw to release bc it is my birthday today <3 much love to you all

──★ ˙ ̟ to the stars ！

general headcannons

alright first of all: hobie with a kitten? i’m in tears. 

i love the hc that hobie has a soft spot for cats and the fact that y’all got one together? bye.

NAPS WITH THE KITTEN JUST NESTLED BETWEEN BOTH OF YOU

this cat is gonna be SPOILED in attention i tell u rn

hobie isn’t as obvious ab it as u, but the amount of times u see him chilling with the cat just perched on his shoulder?? (why are u taking the baby swinging across the city hobie; wait a min now–)

how u got him

imagine this: ur walking past an alley and hear this small little meow; after further investigation you find this tuft of orange fur crying outside the dumpster and

now u gotta take it in what r u talking about!!

bringing him home immediately ; hobie's spidey senses prob picked up the cat's presence before you got in the door.

'baby what's that.' 'c'mon spiderman we got saving to do'

man can't even argue with you

hobie not naming the cat himself bc he doesn’t wanna enforce socio-constructed labels on an unsuspecting creature that can’t consent

u can tho.

and while you very much want to, you tell hobie you gotta think on it for a bit – it has to fit just right!! (tbh he rlly doesn’t mind the cat being nameless, but he’s kinda whipped and will kinda go with what u want if it helps give that pretty lil smile to him again)

spider-squad finding out ab him

the besties r wrapping up something with a fight and hobie’s all k gotta leave and check on the cat and the rest are like ????? 

pav absolutely floored bc how dare did u not mention this sooner hobie

'so you lot wanna come see him?' (inter-dimensional travel ensues) – also never gonna complain ab coming to hobie’s house they all think his place is dope

i’m sure we all know orange cats are fucking crazy and that does not exclude the little gremlin jumping off the walls of your flat rn

hobie ofc is smirking bc his son the cat is a little agent of chaos and he couldn’t be more proud 

you, on the other hand, are just a little tired trying to get the fucker to stay still for a second so u can put on the damn flea medicine

everybody loves him are u kidding (miles a little hesitant tho, he still has beef with the last spiderman-variant cat he met :/ ) 

“so whats its name?” miles was watching with wary eyes as the little ball of fur darted around. with a heavy (and definitely not dramatic) sigh, you walk over to the group “still haven’t picked. we just found him yesterday.”

luv the idea of hobie looking at u anytime ur in the room (stay with me now) — can’t help it u just grab all his attention, maybe stop being so lovely idk

speaking of your relationship: he has spent years battering against everything life throws at him that having your love in the palm of his hands? something to protect not in the way he does as a hero, but in the way to cherish as a person?? give the man a break, he deserves to admire you whenever he can.

anyways hobie’s looking at you before going ‘oh yea’, just grunts and pulls out this little collar with little spikes and their matching and oh my that is so cute

says he found it in some garbage, most def made the collar with some scraps like he did his own (gotta keep it cool yk)

you giddy and putting the collar on the little heathen and just all ‘omg wait a min’

promptly lifting the cat up and “THIS IS SPIKE.”

cue golf claps from the squad with some ooo’s and aah’s

more gen headcannons

remember when hobie and the cat were swinging around the city? yea he's taking that mf everywhere. puts him in his pocket like a little surprise

hobie loves to play fight with the cat

spike is the perfect mix; got hobie’s energy and your brightness it’s a win-win

i could write more but i'll stop here for now 🕸️

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#hobie brown x reader #hobie x reader #spiderverse x reader #spiderpunk #hobie brown #across the spiderverse #atsv x reader #across the spiderverse x reader #spiderpunk x reader #hobart brown x reader #hobie۫ ִ✮ #this was so cute hehe #thank you anon #!!!!!

[ariicandy]

𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘴 !?

About ; Genshin boys on who will match with you for Halloween!! 👻👻

Chars ; Heizou, Venti, && Scara !!

A/n ; 2nd halloween fic!! Having no motivation to do this sorry if it lacks the way i wanted to put it, honestly had no clue what to do for the costumes (｡•́︿•̀｡)

★☆﹒HEIZOU will read through you and automatically say “I’ll match with u for halloween!! What did u have in mind?” You guys will have an entire list on what you guys can match on in just 2 hours! Only the difficult part is choosing..

★☆﹒You will either end up doing matching detective & assistant costumes! You guys fit perfectly together and would 100% pretend both of you are trying to “solve” something. That something is having the most candy at the end of the day & how many comments you guys get!

★☆﹒Will swap some candys that you don’t like he likes with ones he doesn’t!! Will be eating it walking around to last the whole night with you comparing how much candy you both got and possibly watching a horror movie to end the day

★☆﹒VENTI will be the one asking you to match, going up to you, giving you that cheesy smile of his asking you something. With u agreeing, he said of possible doing doing those food costumes. But you guys agreed being a dinosaur or alien, mainly you guys will be having fun with kids

★☆﹒You guys playfully start hitting each other seeing people getting the attention of 2 dinosaurs/aliens fighting is funny and silly. Hearing the children laugh also made you both laugh from how silly you guys must be!

★☆﹒Venti went into diluc’s tavern as a dinosaur and made the whole tavern laugh just from some random dinosaur casually walking into the tavern as nothing like a normal person. But how will venti take his drink if he can’t even properly grab anything?? Guess he has to wait for that another time after Halloween. Right now he will be eating candy there and making scary stories to keep you guys entertained!!

★☆﹒SCARA would not even ask cause he thinks it’s silly, only weird people do it. So you expect him to back down on it when you ask to match. After practically begging him and owning to not bother him for 2 weeks he finally agreed!! ONLY he says something good atleast that will match both you well. Y’all were the pretty matching costumes people 100%

★☆﹒settling for something a bit simple on doing joker and Harley Quinn costumes! Scara as usual complained on how basic this costume was BUT he also didn’t have an idea cause he was planning on doing nothing. Having the best looks with you got people complementing you both a lot saying you both look amazing and how awesome you both are together.

★☆﹒Scaring kids was fun for scara cause it was super easy for him to be scary cause he’s a villain, he can simply act like one. Tho he tries to not take it so far just a face look meant to scare them. He also stole a bit of candy from some kid by quickly picking up a candy bar from the overfilled bucket of the kid, he obviously didn’t share of course.

Forgive me if they are ooc, been having no motivation and forced myself to finish this (｡•́︿•̀｡)

#★☆﹒writing #genshin impact #genshin #genshin heizou #genshin venti #genshin scaramouche #genshin wanderer #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact x yn #genshin impact x you #genshin x reader #genshin x y/n #genshin x you #heizou x reader #heizou x y/n #venti x reader #venti x y/n #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x y/n #wanderer x reader #wanderer x y/n

[wooahaes]

struggle

pairing: non-idol!s.coups x gn!reader

genre: dark yet also fluff...? mentions of married au.

word count: 0.8k~

warnings: depictions of violence (reader being pinned roughly against the wall by their neck), cheol being a dick. mentions of reader having a gun at one point. not proofread in the slightest. teehee its an actor au tho, reader just gets into character. writer also knows little about making movies.

daisy's notes: hes in his villain arc rn (also sorry for no taglist im exhausted, will rb w taglist tomorrow sometime)

All within a moment, your back was slammed into a wall and Seungcheol was staring you down.

"Pathetic..." He spit the word at you, cold eyes indifferent as he curled his fingers around your neck. "You really thought you'd get away with this, didn't you?"

You swallowed hard, hands tugging at his grasp. "I... I didn't--"

His hand grew tighter for a moment, pushing you harder against the wall. "I should kill you right now," he growled. "But I won't. We deserve an audience, don't we?" The cruel smile that tugged at his lips terrified you. Fuck, if only you hadn't lost your knife earlier--you wasted your last shot while he was pursuing you, and you'd dropped the gun when he grabbed you. "He'll be here soon."

You started shaking your head, tears brimming. "No. Nonono--Not Chan. Don't you fucking dare touch him--"

His hand grew tighter for just a moment. "Do you really think you're in the position to make orders?" He clicked his tongue. "You truly are stupid. Tell me," he grabbed your hands, pushing them above your head. "Why shouldn't I let him watch as I tear you limb from limb? You made this deal for him."

"I didn't!" You barked, tears running down your cheeks. "He doesn't have anything to do with this, you fucking monster--"

Another slam, and you let out a whimper of pain. Yet he was still cold, tilting his head curiously. "Humans are always so feisty," he clicked his tongue. "All of this just to save his soul... Maybe I should keep you alive. Let you watch as I devour him whole--"

With one swift kick to his abdomen, he lost his grip on you, recoiling from the pain. Immediately, you heard a "cut!" from offstage, and you immediately rushed over to the bent-over Seungcheol while the director said something about getting your doubles back in for this next fight scene. There'd be moments the two of you would need to simulate, but that could wait for when your husband can actually breathe again.

"Oh my god, I told you I didn't need to kick you for real!"

"No, no, it looks better--" He chuckled, straightening up. "Trust me--"

You smacked his arm, already pulling him off set, passing by your doubles. Yours gave you finger guns, calling out something about how that take looked pretty damn good from where they were sitting. To your dismay, the director agreed: the real kick did look better on camera in terms of Seungcheol's legitimate surprise. It fit the moment better, since his character was meant to be shocked at your character overcoming their fear to save their love. So the two of you retreated off set to rest for a minute and hydrate, and you caught the way he was pouting at you.

"I don't like the way Seokjin gets to have so many romance scenes with you." He sighed. He paused, eyes falling to your neck. Sure, the two of you had been walked through the scene plenty of times before on how to make it look real without him hurting you...

Before he could actually touch you to check you over, you swatted his hand away. "I'm fine, Cheol," you said. "Are you really jealous of him?"

"No!" He huffed. "I just hate how we don't get to play romantic roles. We should try to find a romantic role next."

The way he was frowning at you earned a snort from you, and you leaned against him. "Aw, my Cheollie's jealous."

He rolled his eyes, smiling as he settled in. "I'm not. I'm the one who gets to go home with you. I just... I like the idea of playing romantic leads with you. We could play something silly. I think we'd be good at it."

"Yeah, sure--"

"I do!" He pressed a kiss onto the top of your head. Even in his dark contacts and sullen makeup, he still looked handsome. You dreaded the scene where you killed him later: he'd never let you hear the end of it. He took your hand, playing with your fingers as he continued to muse aloud: "I think... It should end in a wedding. So I can marry you all over again--"

You swatted at his arm. "You sap."

He chuckled. "Just for you." He glanced back to where the two of you probably should start heading back in. Seokjin had already been on stand-by since he'd burst into the scene after your one-on-one fight with Seungcheol, and the two of you still had to film more for that for the close-ups...

Yet Seungcheol turned you to face him, kissing you hard and fast. "There." He chuckled. "It's out of my system."

(Although you were positive Seungcheol would steal another after the next scene you had with Seokjin...)

#wooahaes.fic #seventeen x reader #seventeen x you #seventeen imagine #svt x reader #svt x you #seventeen imagines #svt imagine #s coups x you #s coups x reader #seungcheol x you #seungcheol x reader

[midnight-pluto]

COFFEE: special.02 — fun facts

COFFEE: tim drake x gn!reader

SYNOPSIS: Tim meets a barista that gives him what he needed most — a large coffee with way to many shots of espresso. Though what happens when just a single action changes the other's life, forever?

coffee master list

assuming you have gone through the whole of my coffee smau — here’s some things that you might’ve not known, my headcanons, and external info

PLAYLIST: coffee — i made a playlist that i think fit this smau or just tim in general, so feel free to listen

coffee pg.00 was originally meant to just be a one-shot but I had the bright idea to turn it into a smau since I had been really interested in them at the time and I had already created the main casts profiles so i saw no reason to not go through with it

originally reader was supposed to be adopted and have 2 moms but I didn’t know if you guys would necessarily want that or how relatable that would be so I scrapped it and went with unnamed overbearing mother and father

i actually had this idea back in December of 2022 and meant to post it on wattpad yes ik laugh at me but i didn’t have the guts to do so and I already had a lot of unfinished work that will remain unfinished

this smau also sprouted up bcuz i had gotten back into the dc rabbit hole bcuz if this goddamn site which has now grown to be a huge source of dopamine for me — ik it prob isn't healthy but this site has grown to be a safe space for me in the process so any negative infringement on my blog has me in a nervous wreck for days on end; yes, this is a reference to when i got shadowbanned for a bit

wow i got way to personal there, whoopsie

I had also originally planned for reader to give Tim a sticky note attached to his coffee that said something along the lines of: “Good luck with whatever you need 8 shots of espresso for :)” but I for some reason didn’t so the special note at the end of the pages didn’t rlly make any sense

tim might be a genius but he has a terrible sense of direction which is multiplied tenfold when he’s sleep deprived, hence why he almost dropped you off at the wrong apartment once — pg.04

duke being readers bsf happened cuz i personally believe duke deserves more content about him

duke also always somehow manages to be the message bird whenever both you and tim have a fight given how tim's first resort is the silent treatment and you're petty enough to give it back so the most the two of you ever communicate during that time is through duke — pg.15

on that same note harley has become your couple counselor which always manages to become awkward due to the sole fact tim is trying his best to subtly glare at harley since she has repeatedly tried to break his kneecaps when he was on red robin duty; again, petty

this was written by a person who has never worked at a coffee shop before so if you see and inaccuracies and have worked at one, feel free to call me out on it — not so i can fix, but bcuz i find my mistakes hilarious dont ask why, i just do

i still struggle on how i format the titles of the pages and always have to look back on my previous posts to remember how i typed things out

i also suck at developing feelings and crushes with characters so if it seems rushed or sucks that will be my one and only excuse given the fact that i find it extremely hard to even gain a crush irl

nothing was proofread

tims favorite taylor swift album is evermore i may or may not make seperate headcanons about that later

planning on posting a wattpad version of this fic sometime around late january or february, i am still debating on starting an ao3 acc since the only thing i ever do on there is simply just read fics and im not sure if i like/understand ao3's format enough to start tho

TAGLIST: @grandstrangerphantom @marsbars09 @fabitheraven @lovelypitasworld @dyjcksn @mae77eris @sugarrush-blush @djchik @soundsfunbutno @apizzacalledmel @strangetrashblog @cipheress-to-k-pop @harleycao @unhingedtimdrake @a-homosexual-homosapien @aquarii-doodles @love-stay @criminallycan @hecate-frenchfries @job-ross-the-second

#coffee ☕️ - tim drake #tim drake x reader #tim drake x gender neutral reader #coffee shop au #tim drake x y/n #tim drake x you #batfam x you #batfam x y/n #batfamily x reader #batfam x reader #batfam #batfamily #tim drake

[roniarose]

Guardians 3 thought dump

Aaaah i actually liked an MCU movie for once

The Guardians were kind of the perfect team to go up against that type of villain, a team thats taken two movies to learn and are still in some ways learning that their differences and flaws are what makes them a family, up against someone who sees those flaws as a failure to be discarded. All of the Guardians spend a lot of time across all three films trying to escape how others view them, so this antagonist really feels like the perfect choice to culminate the trilogy

Also man the russos took a fat wet shit all over gamoras arc and james gunn still managed to salvage it and make it work, I was fucking terrified the whole movie that they were gonna end up together when thats literally impossible with this gamora, But gamora calls out quill immediately in this, and tells him thats shes not that person he so desperately wants. Peter still at least has the arc that he was meant to have regardless of gamoras fridging, where he needed to realize that hes projecting what he needs from other people onto those people, especially gamora. The movie still hints that they COULD end up being together, they just both need to spend time becoming more actualized versions of themselves. And peter needs to resolve more of his emotional baggage and sexism.

Its funny because from the way 2 ended its really obvious that gunn had planned for them to be together in 3 but that basically got ruined when she got tossed into the infinity stone pit. :/ i’m glad gunn was smart enough to realize that trying to redo 2 movies worth of relationship buildup across one movie was a bad idea

Lets see what else

Oh, hey Nathan fillion, long time no see! I’m glad you finally got to be in a story about a ragtag found family in space that didn’t end up getting canned, and i think the fight you did in the building that looked like a middle school science textbook illustration rocked, 10/10 keep rocking the Michelin man fit

I like that Adam Warlock is a big dumb idiot man that carries a pet around and listens to king crimson because its super obvious gunn had no clue what to do with him but had to have him there because the mcu continues to be an ever expanding nightmare mess. 10/10 no notes

Obviously the i am groot reveal was cute, and also a kind of cycle break that didn’t feel forced or like it had extra gravitas added to it, the reveal that the audience is part of the family now just gets to be a simple little moment

I love that nebula gets to be relatively more relaxed in this movie on the whole, she honestly deserves it, let her sip her lil sodie pop.

I loved Draxs lil dad moment in the third act as well, and how it ends up forcing nebula to learn that emotional intelligence is just as vital to have a practical intelligence. Up until that point she really underestimated him and a lot of the rest of the team because she had been taught by thanos a lot of the same things our villain believed, that theres only one kind of way to be, and that only perfection and results matter. She ends up learning through the guardians and drax that we each of our own individual strengths and perceived flaws, and that real perfection is in the culmination of those forces in our lives. I thought it was nice :)

The last thing i can think of is that I liked how a series defined musically by track from the 70’s and 80’s ends off with a track from the 2000’s. A way of communicating subtly our characters aren’t trapped in their past anymore. Great stuff

Anyways thats what i got atm, if you stumbled on this and are wanting more mcu stuff, sorry to disappoint, this is prolly the last mcu thing i’m checking in for unless something reveals itself to be more interesting in the future. I wanna try and talk more about other things tho, so maybe you will like those posts!

Testing this out

#guardians 3 #guardians of the galaxy #rocket raccoon #gamora #guardians spoilers #guardians 3 spoilers #RoniaRose

[phecdasolar]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN NOBODY ASKED BUT I HAVE DELIVERED!!!

After several days of analysis and brainstorming I have successfully classpected the dragon riders from HTTYD :DDDDD

Hiccup - Page of Blood, Prospit Dreamer

Astrid - Prince of Rage, Derse Dreamer

Snotlout - Thief of Hope, Derse Dreamer

Fishlegs - Rogue of Heart, Derse Dreamer

Ruffnut - Witch of Time, Prospit Dreamer

Tuffnut - Sylph of Space, Prospit Dreamer

If anyone wants to know my reasonings it was a combination of Dahni Witch of Light’s classpect analysis and bouncing ideas off of my friends

Fun facts:

Hiccup was a tough choice between Blood and Breath, and I decided if he had indeed left before the fight with the Monstrous Nightmare and went to live with the dragons he would absolutely be Breath.

Another fun thing was Maid of Rage Hiccup if he was, well, angrier. Read Dahni’s description for the classpect and think of Hiccup going on his villain arc and you get the picture lol

My friend brought up the fact that Valka is Breath tho and I ABSOLUTELY agree with her

Tuffnut was originally Sylph of Breath! But after reading the description for Sylph of Space I thought it fit a lot more

Fishlegs I was initially gunning to be Mind, but it was the existence of one Thor Bonecrusher that made me realize omg, no, he’s Heart

Snotlout was a tie between Thief of Hope or Heart but after figuring out Fishlegs, and looking closer, Hope fit way more

Astrid was. A process. Hope, Time, Rage, Space, Knight, Heir, Prince, Bard, it took A WHILE but Prince of Rage seemed to fit the best (if you can think of something better I’m all ears, actually she’s the only one I’m still not entirely confident on 👀)

We have four!! Homestuck kinnies here lol Fishlegs the Nepeta kinnie, Astrid the Kurloz kinnie (it was SO CLOSE to being Eridan or Cronus I’m DYING-), Tuffnut the Kanaya kinnie, and Ruffnut the Damara kinnie

Final fun fact, I wanted to see what castes they’d be on the hemospectrum and Hiccup is the only one with a canon birthday but the FUNNIEST THING TO ME OKAY, is that he’s Fuchsia, aka the highest caste, literal royalty, and I find that funny because of his whole being the chief/son of the chief thing oml it’s just perfect it was meant to be

For the others, Astrid was Rust, Fishlegs Lime, the Twins Gold (duh), and Snotlout was so confusing bc like so many people couldn’t decide if he was Taurus or Scorpio, but then I thought since he’s Hiccup’s cousin what if he was Violet and I like that but it would’ve made him a True Aquarius.

Bronze would’ve been funny bc it would’ve been all the other riders at the very bottom of the spectrum (in order to boot!) and Hiccup all the way up top, I ended up going Cerulean as it was a nice halfway point but tbh I’m still kinda fond of Violetblood Snotlout so idk

#i speak #HTTYDstuck #httyd #how to train your dragon #Homestuck #crossover #classpecting #classpects #HTTYD classpects #HTTYD classpecting #page of blood #blood aspect #prince of rage #rage aspect #thief of hope #hope aspect #rogue of heart #heart aspect #witch of time #time aspect #sylph of space #space aspect #hiccup haddock #astrid hofferson #snotlout jorgenson #fishlegs ingerman #ruffnut thorston #tuffnut thorston #dragon riders #httyd au

[poltergeist-coffee]

EMPANADA DIED

MY GIRL NOOOOOO

I'm not okay

She is just a baby:(

On the bright side, fit and pac are dating yay

Uh... I'm not thinking about that post about pac having two hands or something, nope, it's not like eoiles have ttwo hand too, one for fighting other to hold pac's hand...

Polyqsmp for the win, y'know?

Also, Ramon and Pac's relationship is the cutest thing ever, they are father and son your honor 🥺

I love them

At least a couple is okay because guapoduo, on the other hand... meus pais meus pais where are them?

Slimeriana too...

I really want Mariana to log on, but specifically when Richas is awake because it would be funny

Roier traumatized him kkkkkkkk

Oh, and I friend of mine really likes goodomensduo(Scott + Febatista), the thing is that they had very little interactions... The poor guy is suffering with lack of content

The problem of liking not popular dynamics/ships is that you have to make the content yourself

We suffer

Apparently, Cellbit, Slime and Baguera's thing is running their voices on karaoke every time they meet up

They are having fun:D

I don't have that confidence kkkkk(I don't know if I wait or fear the day my friends decide to do a karaoke while I'm with them because they are liking the idea recently)

I was remembering your royal(? Or was medieval, I struggle with names) au the other day and I don't remember if you talked about Baguera's kingdom, or Phil(who is on the wall, the sigh must be nice), does she still a duck?(and the other winged people too?) Or they are just humans?

And I'm fearing that the owl Cellbit hc will catch me, I AM ALREADY A INDECISIVE PERSON I DON'T NEED MORE IDEAS TO FREAK OUT

But I saw some fanarts and... owlboy... I love owls...

Anyway, I hope you had a great day and week:D

Good day/night!

- 🍽

empanada dying was probably an accident too :((( (based on tubbo's analysis on stream) it's so sad :(( she's the first egg to lose a death ever since the new eggs arrived + everyone got their two lives back.... i really thought richas would be the first one to lose a life again ngl just because of how he is

DSVAKLSMDLA PLLATE ANON YOU'RE MY HEROOOOO XDD you're right. etoiles has two hands, one for pac and the other is to fight the eye workers from purgaotry <33 pac has two hands, one for fit and one for etoiles and mike is helping fix his prosthetic leg <33 romance <33 at it's finest

i loved that ramon called pac his dad and mike didn't realize janvkjasdjk he completely forgot that fit and pac dating now meant that ramon is pac's son XDD the favela family grows bigger every day...

i would love for mariana to log on when roier and richas are both on because i want to see roier make a big deal out of it and richas runs for his life XDD i want richas to spread his fear to the new eggs too like imagine how funny that would be asdvkjaska poor pepito,,, being told one of pepito's dad is an egg eating monster

EVERY DUO AND FRIEND GROUP FROM PURGATORY IS SUFFERING!! THEY LIVE OFF OF SO LITTLE CONTENT TT at least they can make up whatever lore they want with the purgaotry cubitos... im shaking your friends hand for liking a rarepair TT we make the content all ourselves... life is so hard for us

ive never done kareoke before but it looks like fun to do with friends :oo i can't sing so i would be so bad at it kjnsdavjkask

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YAAA THE ROYALTY AU (which is also a little medieval, it's like both so it's okay adsjkvnask)

baghera is the queen of her own kingdom!! everyone is human in this au but they have magic they specialize in and can create items to give them things that are sort of like wings!!

philza is a special case tho because his wife is the goddess of death so maybe she blesses his cape to act like wings or something... since baghera is a queen im sure she has the resources to find someone to make her a cape or item that works like wings because i feel like something like that would be super hard to make.

jaiden is a witch in this au and she doesn't live in any kingdom!! she lives sort of by herself surrounded by a rose garden and she uses a lot of nature magic which is focused on birds!! because of this and how long she's been studying it she's able to enchant herself a cloack that allows her to glide short distances :DD more similar to the paraglider in mineraft then an elytra. the feathers she used for her cloack were all shedded feathers she gets from her bird friends :]]

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IVE NEVER SEEN OR HEARD OF OWL CELLBIT HCS BUT THAT'S SO COOL,,,,,, he would be so unnerving, imagine he can turn his head all around 360 like an actual owl advknaskja poor roier if he ever sees that,,,, he would scream so loud

#✉️ asks or whatever #🍽️ anon #<333 i hope you have a good day/night too plate anon :]] its always lovely hearing from you!!

[tigerdrachin]

Those bingo card

Mass/PA

Virginia/Georgia

Flo/Cal

Oklahoma/NY

oh boy hii

I literally ship non of these but they seem cool

Mass/Pa I see them more as besties that wrestel in mud, but they would be an perfect strict parent duo if executed right

also BINGO hehheh

Georgia/Virginia

uh well ok

I don't have any thoughts on them really

they don't really fit together in my head like two puzzle peaces from the same puzzel, but the pieces aren't meant to go together

could be a very sweet ship tho

Also Bingo! Am I playing this game correctly?

Flo/Cal

idk guess it could be interesting, but the same situation as with Virginia/Georgia, just something doesn't seem to fit in my brain

just doesn't spark my interest, these are the two most popular characters in the series putting them together just doesn't give any spice like it does with less popular characters, it just feels like they are both too popular to be put together and would just constantly compete for the spotlight

if you put NY in the mix tho (I stand by the fact that NY/Florida is not a bad ship and should be called snowbirds. fight me.)

also, is this game rigged? Four bingos in a row feels wrong.

NY/OK

Okie my beloved

every Okla ship is fantastic especially with someone like NY who would just treat him like a prince like he deserves

NY would fight for Okla just ahhh

You can see in my fic how much I enjoy Okla/grumpy bastard with Massachusetts and him

but NY it's a whole other kind of relationship, just this grump being the best boyfriend possible to our little southern bel here and just spoiling the shit out of him!

Ahhhhh so many ideas, so many ways to use this concept

it's your fault if I make a fic about them now!

also yeah this game is rigged 100% you don't just get 4 bingos man!

#wttt #wttsh

[strawbrygashez]

even though 1999 wasn’t all that long ago at all somestuff has changed, so, do you have any sort of modern fight club head-canons? (I’m terrible at asks, my apologies)

Hmmm. U mean like if fight club was set in current day? What they’d be like now? :0 I’ll answer both if like it was made today and if they’ve just been together during the 1999s and what they’d be like now!!! If u meant this another way I can make another post :D

If it was set in current day:

• Tylers stupid ass would be a influencer. I’m sorry but he just so would be. He knows what to say & how to get people to love him and look up to him so it fits. He wouldn’t be like those weird af sigma podcasters, he’s yknow openly bi or whatever and talks about what he thinks is wrong with the world (he has the same opinions he has in the movie). When he’s not making videos or posting his opinions, he’s making videos about his thrift hauls because people are always asking him about his outfits.

Now if we wanted to get goofy with this idea, I think it would be kinda funny if he started a ‘online cult’ that gets out of hand.

•The narrator would probably still be working the same job he had in the movie. I don’t think much changes about him other than he feels a little better about accepting his sexuality. In his free time he does watch boring YouTube videos though and when he’s trying to go to sleep he’ll watch those like 5 hour videos going over something or another. They rarely do ever make him actually fall asleep.

•When him & the narrator get together & it’s been a while, Tyler has to show him off to the people who follow him online. He’s so excited to but the narrator is a little nervous. he isn’t used to attention and was surprised Tyler has a huge following. Tyler loves taking pictures for his social medias so tons of the pictures he posts are of them both. Maybe he’d introduce the narrator thru a video tho. Man probably has the narrator on his lap the whole time too smh.

•I’m not sure how well the idea of the underground fight club would work in current day. Eh probably the same. I think in modern day tho most of Tyler’s focus would be on getting his followers to start shit with other people. (He doesn’t care much about keeping his plans to spread stuff like that around a secret this time)

•He’s gotten almost cancelled before after saying something about ‘do we need another woman’ or something along those lines. He apologized because he just worded it wrong. (Why am I picturing the diary of a wimpy kid ‘I’m sorry women’ thing 💀💀)

•The narrator would do a lot of Tyler’s online ‘dirty work’ for him. Tyler is the face & speaker but the narrator handles other things. He deletes mean comments too bc he doesn’t want Tyler to have to see them even tho Tyler doesn’t give a shit about them 🙄🙄 so protective.

•The narrator gets such a kick out of seeing comments being jealous that they can’t be with Tyler. It’s strokes his ego.

OKAY NOW IF THE STUFF HAPPENED IN 1999 BUT ITS A TIME SKIP TO PRESENT DAY

•The narrator doesn’t get internet slang at all while Tyler can catch on pretty quickly.

•The narrator is terrible with smart phones. He texts like a old man and takes unflattering selfies from weird angles. Tyler is a bit better than him at using smart phones so he’s helping him or he just yanks his phone and plays around with it.

•Tyler hates how nothing has really changed that much besides the fact he sees more people think the way he does on a lot of stuff. He gets mad af when it comes to how capitalism is still going very strongly.

•(If Tyler wasn’t a real person) the narrator would have a better grasp on understanding his mental health issues since it’s probably easier to find and hear information about whatever he has. He feels more at ease about just going to therapy and whatnot.

•Tyler is going to be one of those people who complains that people aren’t ‘living in the moment’ that much anymore. He’ll glare if he’s trying to have a conversation with someone or is at a dining table with someone and they are on their phone. He’ll grab it from them depending on who they are.

•Tyler would hypothetically like to share his thoughts online but he doesn’t wanna ‘waste too much of his time’ on the internet. He’d much rather find something to get up to with the narrator.

•Tyler gets more complements on his fashion style nowadays compared to back then bc people are less worried about how someone dresses (for the most part) now.

•Someone can easily trick the narrator into saying weird shit to Tyler. Like if they tell them to tell Tyler he’s ‘caked up’ and explains it means something other than it actually means, he will go say it. Tyler goes red or just laughs.

•I think Tyler would like mostly taking pictures with phones. In his mind it’s probably the only thing they are good for (besides listening to music). He takes tons of the narrator and outside.

#asks #IF NONE OF THIS IS WHAT U MEANT IM SORRY I CAN MAKE ANOTHER POST

[aburningpotathoe]

MCU PHASE FOUR PROJECTS FROM SDCC

So its kinda weird how abruptly they announced the end of phase 4 but oh well. Thematically, it fits really well, as phase 4 is about grief and coping with the events of the war against Thanos (Wandavision, MoM, FatWS, Loki, Eternals, Hawkeye,NWH and ThorLT all deal with the aftermath of Endgame)

So ending it on a movie marked by grief not only on screen but in the cast too is fitting

anyway heres the information we have on the few projects left

She Hulk: Attorney at Law

This series will dive into the legal and administrative aspect of having a world filled with superheroes (honestly a nightmare) with she hulk representing superhumans in legal cases

Damage Cotrol (from NWH and Ms.Marvel) will likely be a part of that and we'll probably see why they were so pressed about Kamala getting powers

This series is probaly set closer tho Endgame than we think, given that Bruce is still in his professor Hulk form and not in the human form we see in Shang-Chi.

The amount of super humans coming out of nowhere they mention could be a way to introduce mutants as their mutant genes might have been activated by the cosmic energy surges of the different snaps

We get a look at frog man as well as many folkloric superhumans, and what looks like discussion groups about living with superpowers (again with the idea that many people randomly started getting powers and now have to cope with they ways it will affect their life)

Titania also appears and she seems to be a rival of Jennifer

It is likely that Jennifer will already have mastered her hulk form by the beginning of the series and then we'll see her origin story in a flashback episode.

Also we see her do the Hulk Thanderclap move. So slay of her.

We might get an explanation as to why Bruce goes back to human (him being jealous of Jen might be a reason why)

Dare fricking devil is here in his yellow suit from the comics. We can also hope for a Matt or even foggy Cameo in court (Manifesting it)

Jen is representing Emil Blonski in court after his crimes as abomination. 15 years after it happened. I would say they bring it up out of the blue but honestly the legal system is so tedious thzt it is almost realistic.

The wong cinematic universe continues as Wong appears in the trailer. He will probably work with jen on the legal aspect of some magic threats, as the world will face many events that human laws are not meant to cover.

Honestly it would be fun if this series was about Jen working through the legal aspect of phase 4 events, like the Westview situation, America Chavez popping out of nowhere, a random citizen by the name of Peter Parker just disappearing out of nowhere...)

The demolition team appears (is that the right name???) in the comics their tools get powers from Loki but their origin story will most likely be changed.

Jen breaks the fourth Wall like in the comics. The first time it happens even she seems surprised and it was honestly pretty fun.

It is rumored that this series will set up a World War Hulk project for phase 6, but we can only dream

Also i think i saw Thaddeus Ross in a scene but maybe im just tripping

Werewolf by night

No news about this project sadly but it is still confirmed to happen (right?? right)

Michael Giacchino confirmed he will produce this halloween special.

Gael Garcia Bernand will allegedly play Jack Russel (the werewolf)

Like the groot series, it will probably be considered soft-canon: the events happen within the MCU but will likely never be mentioned again due to this being a special

This character might appear in the upcoming blade movie, but honestly i dont see him having a major place in the MCU

Black Panther: Wakanda forever

Man talk about a trailer done right. It was the definition of no plot just vibes as we have almost no information ol the plot other than the war against atlantis and Tchalla's death

This movie will follow the Wakandan chzracters introduced in previous projects, as they fight agains the atlantideans, and Wakanda struggle to hold its political stance in the wake of Tchalla's death

The wakandans will obviously grieving the death of king Tchalla. We get shots that look like his funeral, as well as Shuri crying and queen Ramonda delivering a heart wrenching speech (give angela basset all the awards NOW)

We also get some shots of wakanda being flooded during the war against the Atlantians, as well as the Dora Milaje fighting in the open waters jumping off the deck of a ship

The conflict between the atlantians and the wakandan might originate from the vibranium mining operations we see in the trailer. It is rumored that Dr.Doom is the one ammassing vibranium, teasing is appearence in following marvel projects

Namor will probably be the second mutant introduced in the MCU and it seems like we are getting his backstory through flashbacks

Ironheart appears, meaning that her upcoming show will probably not be an origin story, she seems to build her suit during the movie out of vibranium most likely

We might get a romance between Ayo and Aneka (lesbian rights???? hello lesbians???)

A person is show in the black panther suit meaning that either killmonger is resurrected or they find a way to syntheticallt recreate the heart-shaped plant. I personnally hope it will either be Shuri or Nakia as bringing a character back from the fead in a movie centered around grief feels out of touch

There is a rumor that Nakia will give birth to Tchalla's son although the birth scene in the trailer seems to be Namor's birth.

The guardians of the Galaxy: Holyday special

According to James Gunn, this will not be a one off special but rather a project connected to the overall MCU. However, it wasnt mentioned during comic con, which might mean that its importance for future guardian projects might be minimal

#she hulk #she hulk attorney at law #jennifer walters #bruce banner #hulk #professor hulk #frogman #daredevil #matt murdock #foggy nelson #wong #wong cinematic universe #marvel #mcu phase 4 #mcu #dodc #werewolf by night #black panther #black panther wakanda forever #shuri #black panther killmonger #tchalla #okoye #ayo #aneka #namor #guardians of the galaxy #holyday special #information overload #marvel will pay for my therapy session

[sizzlingpatrolfox]

Is it just me that doesn't see that special softness or fondness in jk's eyes when he looks at jm anymore? Whenever jm would speak jk would always look at him so lovingly and just with so much fondness which is only possible if someone is in love. But now I don't see that anymore, it's the same how he looks at other members. And also not considering jikook, I also wonder if any other member apart from jm is gay (army get really offended if someone dared say bts are straight 🥴) and did they ever actually get attracted to jm irl...like how can anyone resist park jimin's charms?? Someone said yoongi might have been attracted to jm at one point but that was looooong ago.

That look hasn't been there for a while, no 😪 I guess it was meant to pass someday, and honestly it was sad when it wasn't like that anymore, but at the same time, it fits with my imaginary timeline of their imaginary relationship in my imagination. I mean, it was there for what I believed was the "honeymoon" phase, and it was there when enough time had passed for JK to grow out of that infatuation stage. And it went back to being, like you say, the same way he looks at the other members.

[insert mp3 file of Almost Lover by A Fine Frenzy]

(I've always wanted Jungkook to do a cover of it btw)

LOL 😭😭😭 I'm a huge BTS ARE STRAIGHT advocate so no worries. I've never thought anyone except Jimin and JK were queer and even with them, the only one I would like, go to war about him being LGBTQ, it's Jimin. I would not fight anyone on Jungkook gay, I feel like I could lose and I don't like the idea of getting into an argument I would lose. I could consider Yoongi but would never say it out loud because it's like.. there's a 80% of me that thinks he's straight, and there's a 20% that thinks he could be queer. Again, I would not fight for the Yoongi gay agenda.

I'm a yoonmin hater, sorry 😔 I'm kidding, not a hater but I really never saw the appeal. They were both my first biases tho! If I wanted to ship two people who fight like grandpas, there are enough marriages like that in my family thank you very much. That being said, I personally never saw Yoongi to be interested like that in Jimin. They've had some sweet moments in the past, and even now in the recent years like Jimin was the only one to call him for his surgery and then visit him in shoulder rehab. I totally get why people thought Yoongi might've been attracted to Jimin, tho, even if I don't agree, there was a couple of years the Ship™️ potential was there.

I wouldn't find it crazy to believe that any member could've been or is attracted to Jimin. Sometimes attraction is not physical, it doesn't have to be gay or mean they are queer. Sometimes we are drawn to people inexplicably, and it doesn't mean it's romantic. I think for example there's some pull between Taehyung and Jungkook, but I don't think it's romantic. I feel like it could've been the case that Yoongi was particularly drawn to Jimin or certain aspects of Jimin's self years ago. I hope that makes sense.

[asoulofatlantis]

Wakka just asked a random stranger that got poisoned by sin and talks “nonsense” about being from Zanarkand to join his Blitzball-team. How desperate can one man be?

One must see that after 800 years of Crusaders dying to steer away Sin from Towns and people, it must be frustrating to always have to wait for a Medium strong enough to do the trick and get rid of Sin for a while. No wonder they were so keen on doing that suicide mission. They just wanted this cycle to finally end.

See? Thats what I meant with him being an outside. Usually, when you are from the same world, you at least have heard about certain customs or religions and so on. But he doesn’t know anything at all and thus its also hard for him to fit in - especially since he just wants to go home, he doesn’t want to get to comfortable with this different kind of world, as this is just a temporary stay for him - or so he surely hopes.

He says this maybe wasn’t a good idea after all... but he does it AFTER he got me stuck in the Cloister of Trials. Urg. I hate them so much. And this is the first one, which is relatively easy - aside from Bevelle, I can do most of them without much help these days, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t make mistakes that it doesn’t take me a while...

Wakka and Lulu always had that weird kind of Chemistry were you didn’t know if you were suppose to ship them or be happy when they don’t fight? ^^’

May I introduce you to “The Guardians”? No, its not a weird Gothic-Rock band that will bring you a new version of “Bring me to live” (XD) even tho they certainly look like one ^^’ But seriously, what a weird mix of characters. Optically and character wise, they couldn’t be any more different from each other.

I always like the relationship Lulu and Wakka had with Yuna. I think its one of the many reasons while Yuna made it through the journey. Yes, there are other reasons too, but given that Lulu and Wakka did have the best track record as guardians, its obvious that it needed more then just a bigger team to protect someone as young as Yuna and I guess an emotional bond definitely is giving you many reasons to give it your all until the very end. (To be fair, I think one of Lulus previous Summoners actually quit, instead of dying, however, this person might have gone on, with the right guardians by their side.

#FFX Mona Version

[franeridart]

This is probably the most self indulgent thing I’ve drawn in forever 👌

#bakushima #kiribaku #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #my sketches #bakushima su au #well these are just doodles BUT i wasn't even meaning to post them so it's to be expected #i might get back on this i actually had lotsa fun with this concept #i explained it a bit better on my main yesterday but in general #bakus a diamond that enjoys the power but hates the responsibilities #he wants to fight and they don't let him!!!! #kiri is a too unrefined pearl that wishes he were a quartz #he wants to fight and they don't let him !!!!!!!!!!! #they're made for each other ~ #btw kiri's weapon are a spear and a shield #i only drew the spear but !!! yeh !!! #it's v fitting isn't it #everyone: *draws kiri as a quartz for this au* #me: *picks a rock that isn't even a rock for the rock boy* g o m e #i like the idea of him not being meant to fight tho - it fits with his backstory in my head #like 'i just harden' to 'im only a pearl' ???? does that make sense only to me MAYBE SO #there are caption in the pics note to self don't hecking add tags or you'll lose all of them #either way yeh #su is back for half a day and im back to making aus #go #me

[ackerfics]

lock — eren jaeger

— eren jaeger x female reader (modern au)

— content: implied smut, suggestive moments

— summary: a lock would have been nice.

— word count: 3.4k

— notes: surprise — a second birthday fic for eren !!! this is a little late tho bc i just made it heuhdej this was supposed to be a drabble but i overdid it again hhhhh this features the kids in the encanto au so if you're confused, that au can be found in my masterlist! this was fun to write bc i based this on one scene from modern family where the dunphy kids caught their parents on their anniversary (thank you to the anon who compelled me to finally watch that show, you are an angel!) hhfhruj enjoy, lovelies !! <33

reblogs and feedback are greatly appreciated !! masterlist

also, as usual, this is unedited :>>

Eren’s birthday is one of the celebrated events inside the Jaeger household.

You, as his wife, made sure to always remember it, given that you give him the best gifts on the planet. He deserves everything, knowing that he helps you earn money for the family by working under Levi’s established law firm. After the first few years of your marriage to him, he witnessed how you would get burnout as one of the local leaders in Shiganshina city. Being the loving husband that he is, Eren announced in your kitchen while helping prepare dinner (your eldest in his high chair, who was the perfect age for kindergarten at the time) that he would make use of his law degree. You nearly cried in happiness. The days when you bottled up your exhaustion came pouring and you could breathe easily after that.

And seeing as Eren did parenting the right way, his sons thought it’s the best idea to make him breakfast in bed.

“Okay, there’s only one rule in this kitchen when I’m in charge,” Aran Jaeger, the second eldest of the family, firmly stated with a spatula in his right hand, “never fight. Not on this day at least.”

Ezra, who just woke up because a pesky pest slammed his bedroom door open, groaned. His messed-up hair and unwashed face are a sight not meant for the weak of heart. He’s one of the people in this family who cleaned up nicely and if someone outside of this band of circus people sees him in this state, he’s going to be pissed off. Only a freshman in high school, Ezra earned the title of one of the popular students, mostly because of his dashing looks that can make a girl’s heart melt. He takes pride in inheriting all of your features but he doesn’t take pride in being related to little shits who ruin his sleep cycle.

“Couldn’t you guys pick a better time? This is too early for me. I didn’t—”

“You didn’t even complete your eight-hour sleep — we get it, Ez,” Caspian, the said pesky pest who barged into Ezra’s room at five-thirty in the morning, drawls. “Stop being such a prissy prince for once.”

Sometimes, Ezra just wishes he was an only child. It’s harsh but it’s a thought one gets when they live with one golden child and one special nutcase. Where does he fit with all this? Of course, the one who’s supposed to support his baby brothers. He doesn’t admit it but he cares about them. Ezra just shows his affection to his brothers in a completely different way — by criticizing them too much. He means well though. But there are times when he tackles Caspian to the floor or smacks the back of Aran’s head. He times it correctly so that you’re not there to witness it.

Ezra turns to Caspian. “Stop calling me a prissy prince, you little shit.”

The twelve-year-old boy picks up a bowl of berries. “Then stop acting like one.”

“You know, you’re the one making me lose my composure every damn time! Why not be a normal kid for once!”

“I am a normal kid!”

“I’m going to call you that once you stop watching those weird-ass documentaries about those fucking human evolutions you see on YouTube!”

Caspian gasps. “They’re not weird!”

“Yes, it is!” Ezra runs his hand through his hair, tousling it some more. Now, he looks like he was electrocuted. “Who in their right mind would imagine humans as tiles of flesh with a single eye and a slit for a mouth? No one!”

“It’s called having an imagination, Ez,” Caspian retorts haughtily. He looks like Eren when the latter wanted to join the military when he was the same age as the kid. “Clearly you don’t have one.”

“I’m being reasonable here. If only you watch some real documentaries on that site, then, I’ll stop.”

“Those are boring.”

“But they can get you to high school and if you’re lucky, maybe college!” Ezra slices the lettuce so aggressively that it echoes around the quiet first floor.

“You two,” Aran dangerously mutters, “please stop fighting.”

“Okay.”

The two boys follow.

They know not to mess with Aran, especially if he takes charge in the kitchen. Despite looking more like Eren, he inherited your sterner streak. His bone structure may be nearly their father’s copy but his attitude and demeanor is a hundred percent yours, which radiates in every single thing that he does. With both of the parents out of the house most of the day, Aran usually cooks and packs everyone’s lunch, including yours and Eren’s. He developed a love for cooking after waking up in the middle of the night to you cooking one of your cravings when you were pregnant with Caspian. Ever since then, he watched you in his high chair, sometimes handing you fruits and vegetables that weren’t even needed for the meals that you cook yet taking them appreciatively so as not to deflate his precious excitement.

Right now, he directs his brothers where the ingredients should go or how much they should add.

“Please, don’t put more than a pinch of salt, Cassie. We don’t want a repeat of last year’s Christmas.”

“Ez, stir it like this. Don’t overbeat the pancake batter.”

“Why are you adding fruits into the scrambled eggs, Cassie?”

“Just add a little bit more vinaigrette, Ez.”

The other two don’t even complain because they know not to ruin their dad’s breakfast. The last time Eren ate something of their own cooking, he missed a day of work because of food poisoning. Never again.

“Hey, Ran, the salad is ready to be plated—”

A thud upstairs cut Ezra off, the three boys now looking up the ceiling, each of them deciphering what’s the cause of the abrupt sound.

“Did that come from Mom and Dad’s room?” Caspian voices out their collective thoughts.

Another thud echoes through the silent house. Then, a groan. Their house is decent-sized and the walls are not that thin but when it’s the crack of dawn and everyone’s still in their beds, a small noise can still be heard. So, it’s not a surprise that the three hear it loud and clear.

Aran scrunches his nose in concern. “Did Dad fall from their bed?”

They stop their tasks to anticipate the next sound and true enough, a series of thuds follows soon after.

“Are they fighting there?” Caspian once again asks innocently. “That’s concerning.”

“Yeah, concerning,” Ezra trails off, having suspicions about the truth behind the sounds. He is in high school after all. He’s heard tons of stories revolving around that. He hopes that’s not the case here. His eyes are wide as he plates the salad while Aran still looks up at the ceiling with furrowed brows. “Don’t mind the noise. I’m sure it will stop,” Ezra drones with robotic movements. The noise continues the second he ends his sentence.

“I’m pretty sure it’s nothing to worry about,” Aran supplies with a reassuring half-smile at the youngest.

“Yeah, because if it is, then Dad’s birthday will be ruined,” Caspian pouts.

“Uh-huh,” Ezra agrees in that blank tone.

“What’s gotten into you?” Aran asks him.

Ezra looks up with raised eyebrows. “Nothing, nothing. Just worrying about my biology test next meeting.” There’s no biology test next meeting. He’s lying. His brothers are innocent and pure human beings. Sure, Aran is in his last year of middle school and Cassie’s a first-year middle schooler in the same school but they’re too sheltered in Ezra’s opinion. Sometimes, Ezra has to prevent them from watching R-rated movies or too graphic books. He likes his brothers oblivious. He wants it to stay that way. “Let’s just finish plating this up and we’re on our way upstairs. Cassie, get the bed tray.” Again, a thud makes his eye twitch. “I swear to God,” he murmurs.

Caspian, who’s never called Cassie by his eldest brother, stares at him in disbelief.

“Just get it, Cassie,” Aran coaxes.

The boy does what he’s told.

With a plate of scrambled eggs, a stack of fluffy pancakes, a bowl of salad, and fruits on the side, the trio of brothers go up the stairs. Aran is holding a pitcher of juice while Caspian holds two empty glasses at the back of the group. When they’re in front of their parents’ door, they all share a glance, two painted in excitement while one in wariness.

“Okay, on three, I’ll open the door and we’ll shout ‘Happy birthday, Dad’,” Aran instructs with a grin.

Caspian nods eagerly and adorably while Ezra grunts with a scowl.

“One, two, three!”

“Happy birthday, Dad—!”

It’s the most horrid thing they witnessed in their lifespan. The breakfast falls on the floor, followed by a cacophony of screams and shouts.

“Shit!”

“Eren, I told you to install a lock on the door!”

“I’m sorry, baby, I forgot!”

“Oh, my God! Cassie, cover your eyes!” Aran scrambles for the real baby of the family.

“I knew it! I should’ve told these two!” Ezra yells, heatedly pointing a figure at you and Eren, their naked parents.

“Disgusting!”

“I need bleach for my eyes and my mind. I think I’m traumatized now.” Ezra pulls on both of his brother’s arms, racing down the stairs.

“Were they wrestling?” Caspian asks. “Ooh, can I join them?”

“NO!” Both older brothers whirl to shout the syllable in Caspian’s face.

“Okay, geez, don’t get all so worked up.”

“Fuck, where are the keys to the car?” Ezra shuffles the number of keys in the tray by the front door.

“It’s not there?” Aran whispers, a shocked expression still on his face. Both of his hands firmly grip Caspian’s shoulders.

You hastily stand up from your shared bed, the sheet decently covering your body (you hope), before going out of the room. Your hair is a mess but you hardly care because your babies just caught you in the most embarrassing state of your lifetime — cowgirling your husband in the midst of a climax. Now, your face burns at the memory. And it’s not the type that fills you with butterflies. You ignore Eren’s call from your room, your body leaning forward on the handrail. You know he’s going to emerge from the door so you still plead, “Sweethearts, please let’s just talk about this! I think it’s about time we give you the lecture. Can you three listen to Mommy for one second and stop panicking?” You see Ezra madly grinning at the car keys in his hand, almost as if it’s a salvation from all the trauma he’s gained this morning. “Put down the car keys, Ezra!”

“I won’t!” Ezra replies, looking up at you from the first floor. “And I don’t think I’m calling you Mommy anymore! Who knows what kinky shit you and Dad are on about!” Oh, how he wants to erase his memory. He swears he can still hear his father’s voice saying, “Let’s bring in a girl this time, okay, Mommy?” He shudders in pure horror.

You groan and you feel Eren wrap a comforting arm around your waist. He presses his chest on your back, holding up the sheet from flashing your front to your children again. “It’s not what you think, kiddos! If you step out of this house, you’re going to regret it!”

“Don’t use that line on us, Dad!” Aran shouts. “We just saw Mom’s chest and you tell us that it’s not what we think?! Are you okay?! And what are you going to do, traumatize us some more?”

“I think they’re sumo wrestling.” Caspian looks at you and Eren with a bright glint in his eyes. “Aren’t you, Mom, Dad?”

Eren stops. “Uh—”

“Yeah, sumo wrestling to make another baby in this house!” Ezra sarcastically remarks. He opens the door and gestures his hand as if he’s the leader of a fire or earthquake drill, maybe even a captain in the military. “Go, go, go! Increase the pace, you two!” He narrows his eyes, making you wince. “Goodbye!”

“Happy birthday, Dad!” Caspian chases before the front door ultimately close.

The summary: you feel mortified. You slump and if Eren isn’t behind you to catch you buckling, you would be on the floor melting into a puddle of shame and regret. Well, you don’t regret giving Eren his first birthday gift (he always delivered despite you taking charge at first, no other explanation needed) but you definitely regret not thinking that you have three children who are nearing the awareness that adults do things in their spare time. You know Ezra thought about it at the first thud (even after years of being married to each other, Eren managed to retain his endurance and strength when it comes to making you feel loved) and that’s when you want to bury yourself in a hole, never to see the light of day again. You feel a kiss on your shoulder, lips trailing over your skin in reassurance. You almost calm down.

“Baby, relax, they’ll come back,” Eren whispers over the crook of your neck, his unbound hair tickling your cheek.

You hit his chest with the back of your hand. “You fucking idiot!”

“I know, I know. I should’ve installed a lock on our door.” Eren rubs his hands on your waist, trying to calm you down. He kisses your temple now, raining your cheeks with pecks a second after. “Don’t blame yourself. It’s partially my fault, too.”

“I don’t think I can face them.”

Eren hums against your hair, tightening his embrace around you. “They’re bound to get the talk — you know, how babies are made. I’m pretty sure Ezra even made out with a couple of his schoolmates. So I don’t know why he’s acting so hostile to us.”

You turn back to Eren. “That doesn’t help, Ren!”

“Okay, okay,” he murmurs in your ear. “I’ll stop. But what are we going to do with breakfast?” Eren looks at the mess in the master’s bedroom doorway. “The boys woke up early to make it.”

You sigh, leaning back and letting yourself indulge in Eren’s bear hug. “That’s what I feel guilty about the most. They made that for you, Rennie. I can’t believe I’m such an irresponsible parent to let that happen. They won’t see us the same again. My babies.”

Eren lowly chuckles and it stirs the butterflies to life again. “I’m more irresponsible. I told you, don’t blame yourself. We’re both at fault here.” He turns you around so that you two are face to face. You peer at him from under your eyelashes, your hair framing your face perfectly and cascading over your shoulders. Your hands are placed on his chest, urging him to pull you closer until there’s no visible line of space between the two of you. He kisses you on the crown of your head, forehead, eyelids, nose, cheeks, and finally your lips, which he captures in a vigor that’s telling you his most earnest feelings through the years. When Eren pulls away, his lips still brush over yours as he utters, “They’ll come back — trust me. They love you so much to not look at you the same way again. It’s bound to happen, right? I once caught my mom and dad having sex and I know it’s not a nice experience. But, we raised amazing kids — they’ll come around.”

“Are you sure?” you whisper.

Eren lovingly smiles at you. “Of course. Their longest record of sulking is two days. And that’s when Caspian and I fought over that stupid hamster.”

“Hey, Carrot is a cute hamster.”

“Yeah, until he died when I installed the air conditioner in his room.”

“You still didn’t say sorry to him.”

Eren sighs, placing his forehead on yours. “I know but he forgave me eventually.”

“He was electrocuted, Eren.”

The man grimaces. “Not a good sight.”

You hum.

The grimace turns into a devilish grin. “So, should we continue, pretty girl? I really want a girl this time, you know?”

You blink at him for a couple of seconds before hitting his chest with your fists, to which he yelps. “Are you out of your mind?! Our kids just saw us in a very shameful position and you’re still turned on?! Eren, I swear to God, I hope you’re sleeping with one eye open tonight because I am livid right now.”

“Ouch, baby, that hurts! Baby, not my nipple!”

“Jaeger, repent for what we have done!”

“Why only me?! You mentioned we in that sentence.”

“Because you didn’t install the lock, that’s why!”

“I thought we’re way past that?”

“No, we’re not!”

“I know what we’re giving Dad for his birthday gift,” Caspian slurps on his milkshake.

Ezra brought them to the nearest restaurant. It’s the least he could do as the leader of their trio (based on age). The eldest looks up from his plate of waffles. “What?”

Even Aran looks confused.

Caspian wipes his mouth using a tissue. “A lock. They’re not really wrestling there, are they?”

Ezra feels his soul evaporating. His baby brother isn’t innocent anymore.

“They’re having sex—”

“Okay, Cassie, we know you're hungry,” Aran interjects, stuffing some bacon in the boy’s mouth.

“They saw us, Mikasa,” you whisper on the phone as if you’re conspiring with your best friend.

“Saw what?” Mikasa asks through the speaker.

“It’s Eren’s birthday—”

“Oh, tell him I said happy birthday.”

“Okay,” you take the phone from your ear, “Eren! Miki said happy birthday.”

“Tell her thank you!” Eren yells from the bathroom.

You place the phone to your ear. “You heard him.”

“Nice. So, what is this about someone seeing you two?”

You take a deep breath. “Ezra, Aran, and Caspian caught me giving Eren his first birthday present.”

There’s silence before you hear Mikasa cackling. It’s a pleasant sound because your friend never laughs out loud, except maybe at the misfortune of others. That’s when you know a joke is funny or a situation is hilarious when Mikasa belts out a full laugh from her diaphragm. You can hear Sasha in the background asking what her partner’s laughing about and you fight combusting because of embarrassment. You then hear Mikasa tell Sasha about the humiliating thing you experienced and now a pair of gleeful laughter greets your ears. You bury yourself back in the duvet.

“I don’t want to hear it,” you grumble.

“This is gold!” Mikasa laughs. “Oh, my God. Send my regards to them! Holy fuck, Eren outdid himself. I never thought that moment when he slipped on the ice and flashed everyone his ass would be replaced as the funniest memory in my head. And that shit was the funniest thing to this date!” Mikasa still giggles when you hear Eren get out of the bathroom.

“Mikasa?” Eren mouths.

You only nod and Eren throws his head back while letting out a chain of expletives that was more of a summoning spell with how fast he says them.

“Tell me if baby number four is on the way!”

“Miki!”

“Oh, I do hope it’s a girl.”

“Sasha, not you, too.”

And true enough, one month later, you’re staring at two lines in an accursed pregnancy test.

“Fuck you, Jaeger! Not another one!”

“Can you imagine,” Ezra casually says to his younger brothers, who are playing on his PlayStation, after hearing those words. “Kids my age have their children by accident and I’m here, about to be a big brother. Again. Maybe I should parade around the shopping center with the new baby and tell everyone from school that it’s my kid. I mean, it would be believable with my face.”

Aran slowly turns around and fixes Ezra with a look of pure concern. “Why? Just why?”

Ezra shrugs, tossing popcorn in his mouth.

Caspian aggressively pushes the buttons on his controller. “Hey, at least we can finally have a sister.”

“That would be cool.”

Aran smiles. “Yeah, it would be nice to have a little sister to be protective about.”

Ezra snickers. “Dibs on scaring her future boyfriends away.”

“Then I’ll take the role of the lunchbox maker.”

“I want to fight her bullies.”

Despite the traumatizing day that conceived their baby sibling, the three boys share a grin when they hear Eren whooping in your room. This is going to be one hell of a ride.

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[sapphicwhxre]

dating a shortie | HCs

a/n : my barely 5’4 ass loved writing this. that’s all. also for the sake of this idea, they’re all taller than you.

-> includes : hermione granger, draco malfoy, pansy parkinson, cho chang, harry potter, ron weasley, ginny weasley, fred weasley, george weasley, fleur delacour, nymphadora tonks, bellatrix lestrange, and narcissa black

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hermione granger

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• never mentions your height purposely

• it just isn’t relevant to her

• but she's a fan of resting her head on yours

• pressing little kisses to your hair

• i said purposely though

• accidentally says something like,

• “y/n, that’s probably stunting your growth!”

• out of concern not judgement

• loves when you give her hugs from behind

• and bury your face in her hair

• blushes heavily when you hear her say short girls are cute

• denies it but you know she meant it

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draco malfoy

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• constantly teases your height

• but will kill anyone else who does it

• gives you cute nicknames

• likes to take you to libraries

• so you have to ask for help getting books

• “need some help y/n?” “no, fuck off”

• laughs when you’re pissed because

• “you’re adorable when you’re mad”

• buys you heels

• and leaves cute mean notes with them

• pretends he can’t reach you to kiss you

• and then pulls you onto his lap or picks you up to kiss you

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pansy parkinson

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• acts like she’s way taller than you

• when in reality it’s just a few inches

• calls you her mouse/bunny (or any cute small animal of your choice)

• but never ever in public

• throws you under the bus if you mention it

• “shut up y/n ─ she just wants to feel better about being a short arse”

• likes to kiss your temple

• and makes you give more hickies

• because, “you’re closer than i am,”

• says she’s above you during arguments

• and you both start laughing so hard

• that you just stop fighting

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cho chang

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• also never sees a need to mention height

• thinks short girls are adorable tho

• mentions that when you call yourself short

• goes something like, “merlin, i guess i just stopped growing in third year” “well good thing short girls are the cutest”

• she loves to spoon you

• you’re like a little angel when she holds you like that

• it just makes her feel like you’re hers

• and she loves when you stand on your tippy toes to reach something

• puts her hands around your waist

• acts like she’s steadying you but you both know she wants to touch you

• which turns into random cozy hugs

• overall it’s actions not words about you being her shorty girlfriend

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harry potter

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• is not amused when you call HIM short (if you’ve noticed that i bully harry’s height all the time as an even shorter girl on this blog, no you haven’t)

• snaps right back without missing a beat

• “y/n, you’re shorter than me”

• takes it lightly tho since he loves you

• and he’s lowkey grateful that you’re shorter

• gets distracted by you during quidditch matches

• ‘cause he can’t find/see your short ass

• he’s done for until he finds you

• boy can’t play at ease unless he knows you’re there for him

• and it gives him some motivation to show off

• then once he does spot you in a red jumper on your tippy toes, huffing at someone to move so you can see?

• it’s just way too cute for him to look away

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ron weasley

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• probably definitely has a size kink

• compares hand sizes like an idiot in love

• if you wear heels he doesn’t even realise you’re taller

• he’s more concerned with you getting around

• “and those aren’t uncomfortable?” “oh, they’re extremely uncomfortable”

• offers to carry you around and definitely will if you say yes

• tries his best to be intimidating if someone makes fun of you ─ which ends with you in fits of laughter

• likes to have you in his lap

• specifically with your face in his neck

• and leaning down to peck your cheek

• sucker for forehead kisses

• all the short girl kiss clichés

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ginny weasley

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• dorky jokes like “nice weather down there?”

• goes soft and calls you her tiny baby

• and on good days her little girl

• bat bogey hexes anyone who has the nerve to fun of you

• the twins call the both of you short (taste of her own medicine)

• absolute dork

• she gets all pissy but you have zero sympathy

• “sound familiar, love?”

• then peppering her with affection because she keeps going

• “get away from me, you bully”

• and she always gives in

• (but reminds you that you’re still shorter)

• and this is when all that previously mentioned softness comes out

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luna lovegood

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• sweetest nicknames

• shortcake, fairy, my little lady, etc.

• prefers to kiss you laying down

• so she can kiss you level and get anywhere she wants to leave lil loves bites

• doesn’t like stairs

• your locked fingers disconnect sometimes if one of you walks too quick up them

• so they have a purely formal relationship

• (yes, her and the stairs)

• insists that the shorter you are, the more vulnerable you are

• “to what?”

• surprise, to some magical creature you’re sure to hear about again

• “but don’t worry, i know something to keep them away”

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fred weasley // george weasley

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• offers to make something for your height

• mostly jokingly

• the other twin lighting up since it's “a great idea”

• constant shortie nicknames ─ mean and flattering

• picking you up bridal style

• either because, “your short legs are just too slow!” or “now i can kiss you and run”

• which results in, “WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL─”

• likes the sight of you two together cause of the height difference

• thinks it’s cute

• and kinda hot

• really likes when you jump onto his hips to kiss him

• your arms wrapped around his neck and him holding your legs around his torso are just his favourite

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fleur delacour

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• tbh i think she has a size kink too

• has a cute/mildly odd thing for short girls

• brings up daily (without fail, ever) that you’re shorter than her

• calls you her doll

• mumbles the word mignonne and other french words you suspect have to do with your height a lot around you

• always lifts your chin when she kisses you

• at least once yells very seriously about you being short and mad

• “how am i supposed to take you seriously?! you’re small and angry and adorable!”

• gifts you the prettiest heels

• whether you want them or not ─

• but she doesn’t mean that she wants you to be taller

• it’s a loving gesture

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nymphadora tonks

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• calls tall(er) supremacy

• gives you a new nickname every day

• (i think tinker bell fits as a regular)

• lives for forehead kisses

• especially the ones that turn into kiss attacks on your face

• loves the trip she gets from looking down into your eyes when she straddles you

• it’s the hottest, most intimate thing to her

• prefers to lay in your lap when she’s sad

• so she can look up at you instead

• refuses to grab potions from higher shelves for you until you’re irritated

• wants to be thanked with a kiss every time

• absolutely melts if you lean up and give her a nose kiss or a sweet peck on the lips

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bellatrix lestrange

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• you know her famous itty bitty baby?

• you get that just as mockingly, but it’s playful

• RIDICULOUS comments

• “y/n, are you sure you aren’t half elf or fairy?”

• but she says them so matter of a factly

• “regarding your condition,” “you... you mean me being, what, three inches shorter than you?” “yes, your condition”

• unless it’s actually important, she never takes you seriously

• she either can’t hear you

• or she looks you up and down before deciding her opinion is superior

• loves to see you all riled up

• teases you and pulls you into a hug or kiss

• “is my itty bitty girl angry? come here.”

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narcissa black

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• doesn’t really bring it up

• but you know her little teasing cues

• she stands up straight to look even taller than you

• even tho miss girl knows it’s not by a lot

• acts like its a chore to bend down and kiss you

• doesn’t like when you do it too tho

• APPALLED when you make a house-elf joke

• “y/n, you... you are not like a house-elf!”

• a taste of her own medicine? she says no thank you

• in love with the moments where you’re cuddling and your lips just barely touch her jaw when you lean up

• twirls you around a lot

• like her little princess

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[xtinyaurora]

Oh my gosh thank you for doing my ask. Reading Seonghwaart was soooo satisfying. Can you do y/n doesn't believe that they're sexually attractive, so Ateez proves to them that they are (sexually). Please and thank you 😊 ☺ ❤

Ateez reaction: Their Y/N doesn’t believe that they’re {sexually} attractive

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➼ requested?: yes

➼ genre: smut & fluff

➼ pairing: Ateez x female!reader

➼ Word-count: 2k+

➼ Warnings: nsfw content, strong language, cursing, spanking, mentions of scars & stretch marks, pet names, daddy kink / sie kink, nudes, reader kinda puts themself down, anal sex, chocking, oral sex, breeding kink (?)...

➼ Note: This is not based on their real behavior or meant to represent real life. This is simply a fan fiction and is only for the purposes of fun, it’s a hobby, so read at your own risk!

➼ A/N note: I hope I wrote this the way you wanted... Also, if anyone’s interested in a male version, let me know! All gif credits go to their owners!

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Park Seonghwa

You were standing Infront of the mirror, looking at your naked body, which was still a bit wet from the shower you took a few minutes ago. You were ashamed to say the least. You couldn’t understand what exactly Seonghwa found attractive about your body. You wanted to look good for him but you’re just a flat piece of a human being. As you were starting to build tears in your eyes, your boyfriend walked into your shared bedroom. „What’s wrong, baby?” He knew what was up, it’s not the first time he caught you crying over yourself. You shook your head not wanting to talk about it and grabbing your towel to cover yourself up. Hwa breathed out loudly, shaking his head. He then pulled the towel away, ignoring your protests. „Do you see this?” He grabbed your tits, slowly massaging them. „Do you see how perfect these are, how well they fit into my hands.” Then his head made its way to your right breast. He slowly started licking your nipple, it immediately getting hard. Out of nowhere he slapped your left breast with one of his hands. „You like that?” You silently nodded your head, a scoff left Seonghwas mouth. „Fucking shit you’re so hot. You don’t understand how you make me feel. How those pretty little tits could make me cum just from touching and slapping them like that, fuck.” Seonghwa then roughly threw you on the bed and started to undress himself...

Kim Hongjoong

„Say it, baby, come on.” You tried to get your breathing under control but Hongjoongs speed was too fast, the pleasure too much to take. „I - I, agh!” You couldn’t stop screaming moaning. „I know you can do it, come on.” His hips started to move faster than before, making it harder for you. You were so overwhelmed that tears started to form in your eyes. „I can’t-t.” A hard smack landed on your ass. „Yes you can and now say it!” Yelled your boyfriend from behind. He harshly pulled you up by grabbing your throat, making you face both of you in the mirror. „Tell me beautiful, tell me how breathtaking you look, I know you can do that for me, baby. Show daddy how much of a good girl you are.” You squeezed your eyes together, forcing those words out of your mouth. „I am beautiful.” Hongjoongs grip on your throat got stronger. „Open your eyes, princess.” You did what he said and opened your eyes, almost reaching your high. „J-Joong, I think I-.” „No, the fuck not. You’re not going to cum until you do what I asked you to.” You closed your eyes again, god. Hongjoong movements completely stopped, making you whine out loudly. „Look at yourself.” You pulled your eyebrows up, eyes getting rounder. „Do it!” Damn boy, chill out. As your were looking at yourself, Hongjoong slowly pulled out of you. Another whine left your mouth, not going unnoticed by him. „Look at this pretty pussy, all wet and all mine. Men, am I lucky. Oh and... those beautiful tits, this fucking cute ass, my god I am about to lose my shit. How am I so lucky to have all of this? I love you so fucking much Y/N. Don’t worry though, I will show you how beautiful you are. You wanna these tits to be bigger? Oh, don’t worry, can do that for you. I can’t wait to get you pregnant, you will look so beautiful with a round belly, fuck.”

Jeong Yunho

You two were currently play fighting over some food. Both of you thought it would be a good idea to visit the park and have a picnic today, since it’s finally warm and sunny again. You didn’t notice how far your skirt actually went up, when you jumped on your boyfriend. It wasn’t that short of a skirt, it covered more than 60% of your legs but it was loose, so it was easy to raise up. When Yunho gave you a smack on your ass, you were fast to sit back and pull it down again. Yunho looked at you questioning, you only shaking your head, hiding face. „Was that too much?” You immediately assured him that it wasn’t about that slap on your ass. „Then what’s wrong?” Again, you shook your head. The male then grabbed your face, making you look at him. „Baby, tell me.” You moved his hands from your face, lowering your gaze. „I just don’t feel comfortable with showing myself off, you know, my legs could be seen when I jumped on you.” When you looked back up to see his reaction, a smile was placed on his face. „Honey, you’re beautiful. Those pretty legs would turn on every men, no, even girls. You don’t know how much I wanna grab them and pull you over me, so you can ride my hard ass cock.” Your eyes torn open, a blush creeping on your face. A loud laugh left Yunho’s mouth, him staring to eat again as of nothing happened.

Kang Yeosang

When you read the massage your boyfriend sent you just a few seconds ago, you almost spitted out your drink. Now you had an incoming call... „Uhm, hello?” Silence. Then you heard heavy breathing. „Baby, please. I need you to do that for me, I can’t take it anymore, I need to release.” You didn’t know what to say, only blushing more. „Yeosang, you know how I feel about my body, I can’t jus-“ „Baby, don’t you understand that I need that beautiful hot body to cum? That you turn me on that much, that I only need to see you to cum. Fuck, please princess I need you. Please send me some nudes, it hurts. I promise once I get home, I will reward you, hm? How does that sound?” You nodded your head, even tho you knew he couldn’t see you. „Sounds Good.” A load moan left his mouth. „That’s my good little girl, now make daddy happy and take your close off so he can see those beautiful small tits, yea?” You bit bottom lip. „Yes, sir.”

Choi San

A loud whistle was heard when you walked into the living room. When you looked at the male, he bit his lip. „Damn, baby, look at those curves. Shit, come here, I wanna smack that ass.” You only stood there, shocked. San then raised one of his eyebrows. „What? Can’t I touch my girlfriend now?” You shook your head. San looked as if he got offended by that. „Oh? Why is that?” You now shrugged with your shoulders. „Don’t you want to use that pretty mouth of yours, baby? Talk to me.” He now stood up and made his way to you. When he reached you, he slung his arms around you waist, face just a few inches away from yours. „Not listening to me? I guess you wanna use that beautiful mouth of yours for something else’s then, huh?” Now you started smirking, kinda enjoyed where’s this is going. This was way better then going out for a fancy dinner with the boys. Don’t get me wrong, you loved the boys, but you didn’t feel comfortable and confident enough to go out with that dress, San bought you for this dinner. „Look at you, so beautiful. Even my friends want to have you and fuck your pretty pussy. They wanna grab this fat ass and smack it, want to cum on your pretty body. Oh how bad for them that they could never have you, you’re all mine, this pretty body is all mine.”

Song Mingi

„Mingi! You can’t just walk in like that.” His eyes went big. „Why not, I am your boyfriend?” His innocent voice made you melt, he’s so cute. You turned around, hiding your body from him. „I know that, but you know how I feel about myself. I am ashamed.” His eyes got even rounder. „Even if it’s me? I thought you feel comfortable with me. Did I do something wrong? Oh my god I make you uncomfortable. What do I do?! I shoul-„ „No Mingi. It’s not that... it’s just... never mind.” You kept on cleaning yourself, trying to ignore him. You heard the sound of a belt and clothes moving. When you turned to look what he was up to, you directly looked into your boyfriends eyes. He smiled at your surprised expression and leaned further into you. „Mingi, I-“ You got interrupted by a kiss. Soon, the kiss got more intense, both of you starting to touch each other’s body’s. Mingi broke the kiss, giving you time to breath. „You know Y/N, I know it might take some time until you understand that but you’re the most stunning human I’ve ever seen in my entire life. And you know those scars and marks on your body? They are just as beautiful. They make you unique, it’s just like art. I love you, you and every tiny bit of your beautiful 'flaws'. Please never forget that baby.“ You were on the verse of tears, like damn, you love that boy so much. A smile was sitting on both of your faces, you leaning back in to continue your make out session.

Jung Wooyoung

He slowly placed soft his kisses down your tummy. When he bit into one of your belly roles (is that even the correct word? lol), you immediately scolded him for that. „But it’s cute.” You rolled your eyes. „No, Woo, it’s not cute. Please stop.” He chuckled at your reaction, still thinking it’s cute. „Okay, cry baby.“ He then kept on kissing your tummy, started to go further down towards your core. „Woo...” You couldn’t really make out if you were warning him or were asking for more, either way, he kept going and pulled your PJ pants & panties down. Now, he had a perfect look of your stretch marks. You tried to hide them by placing your hands on top of them but Wooyoung slapped them away. „Ouch!” He didn’t gave a fuck, honestly. „Move, I wanna look at those sexy stretch marks. Damn, this is all mine.” You got a hard slap on your left thigh, letting out a moan, your boyfriend only smirking a smirk by that. „Like that, huh? Lemme eat you out then.” He gave you another slap, this time on your clit. I guess, what he wants, he gets?

Choi Jongho

„Jongho, no.” He kept pulling you on himself. „Hey, don’t worry, baby. Did you already forget how strong I am?” He let out a cute chuckle, making you smile but it soon vanished out of your face again. Jongho wanted you to ride his face but you felt uncomfortable with that idea. Your were too heavy, at least in your own opinion. Jongho always told you that you’re beautiful the way you are and that he loved you no matter what. He also always assured you that you aren’t heavy and even if, he could handle it, since he was a strong guy. Still, you were too scared of hurting him. Jongho assured you that he would be fine and would stop if you don’t like it, so you made your way above his face, slowly sinking down. You immediately let out a soft moan when his tongue met your cunt. After some time he told you to move, your fear of hurting him rising again. „Princess, don’t worry. You did so good till now, I know you can do even better. Come on, ride my face, cupcake.” You closed your eyes and started to move slowly. While so, Jongho kept on praising you from time to time, you growing more confided by that. You soon reached your high, making a mess all over your boyfriends face. Jongho licked you clean until every drop was gone. You then stood up and checked on him, he giving you a proud smile. „I knew you could do it, I am so proud of you! We need do this more often tho, that was freaking hot.”

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