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#incorrect bakugo quotes
drunk-cryptic-witch · 10 months
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Mina: Ooh where’d you get the shirt?
Y/N: Thrifting
Bakugo: Fuckin’ liar I saw you steal it from H&M-
Y/N: IT STILL COUNTS-
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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(Before UA)
Izuku: God, give me patience.
Bakugou: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Izuku: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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fever-dreamer97 · 5 months
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Quirkless Analyst! Izuku AU
Izuku: You know there are 42 different ways that Chargebolt can be killed in battle if he didn’t practice long-distance attacks?
Bakugo, just woke up and eating cereal:
Bakugo: I thank God everyday you didn’t decide to take the villain path.
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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poppy5991 · 1 month
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Shoto: What’s a himbo?
Mina: Beefy, stupid, and kind, like Kirishima
Shoto: What if they’re just beefy and kind?
Mina: That’s a hunk, like Iida
Shoto: Kind, but stupid?
Mina: That’s just a decent man
Shoto: Kaminari?
Mina: Yes.
Shoto: What about Bakugo?
Mina: Beefy, but mean. That’s a jock.
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Izuku: Based on statistical evidence, I am l l immortal.
Iida : .. elaborate?
Izuku: I haven't died yet
Iida: that's not how it works-
Bakugo: Have you seen the shit he does? He just won't die
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year
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midoriya: i am a nice person i think. bakugo: what the fuck? of course you are- midoriya: BUT. bakugo: midoriya: midoriya: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me. bakugo: bakugo: marry me.
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kiribakuincorrect · 9 months
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Kirishima: this is real
Bakugo : I know
Kirishima: you're my husband
Bakugo : I'm your husband
Kirishima: you married me… in front of people
Bakugo: i know. i was there
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writersmorgue · 4 months
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Big deaf energy
Thanks anon!!!!!
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Katsuki: If the person i have a crush on disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Deku: Well maybe you should have principles.
Katsuki: You're absolutely right. Maybe I should.
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drunk-cryptic-witch · 10 months
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Police, arresting him: You have the right to remain silent.
Kaminari: Ah, but not the ability.
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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All Might: So what's it going to be, sullen silence or a mean comment?
Bakugou: Okay, you've got me in a box here.
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fever-dreamer97 · 6 months
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Izuku, skipping happy to the bookstore: New chapter this week, new chapter this week.
- Later at Home -
Izuku, reading: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN HE’S A DOUBLE SPY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIS CHARACTER?!
*Phone rings*
Izuku: Hello?
Bakugo: BITCH, WHAT THE HELL?!
Izuku: EXACTLY.
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Izuku: Kacchan, hi!! Kirishima said that you have something cool to show me!?
Katsuki: *wordlessly holds up his hands to show Izuku*
Izuku: YOU PAINTED YOUR NAILS GREEN!?
Katsuki: I painted my fucking nails green.
Izuku: This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me *tearing up, hugs Katsuki*
Katsuki: *Grumbling* Whatever. (He's thrilled that Izuku likes his nails)
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poppy5991 · 29 days
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At the next sports festival:
Aizawa: Did not think this would come up, but your team did just receive a five-point penalty.
Iida: What, why?!
Aizawa: The event is televised and Todoroki has been singing Ice Ice Baby under his breath which is a copyright issue.
Bakugo: Are you fucking kidding me, IcyHot?
Shoto: This is censorship.
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actualyoyo · 1 year
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Kirishima: *recording a vlog on his phone well walking to class* always be positive!
Kirishima: *trips down 2 flights of stairs*
Kirishima: wow! I got down those stairs really fast!
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