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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Tony, to the Avengers: If anything goes wrong today, I just want you to know–

Natasha: If you're gonna say that you've always been secretly gay for Steve, everyone just kind of assumed it.

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ir0npvrker · 3 months

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tony: i’m sorry for all the stuff i said

steve: and for punching me in the face?

tony: no, you definitely deserved that

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Y/N: *Picks up the phone, wanting to make a call*

Tony, on the phone: I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Pepper picks up Morgan. I'll just tell Y/N I'm going to be doing laundry for a couple of hours.

Steve, on the line: Laundry, huh? Is that my new nickname?

Tony: Aww, you know what your nickname is, Mr Big-

Y/N: AHH!

Y/N: *Slams the phone down onto the receiver*

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chaotictasha · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes#129

Tony: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Steve : Like its slips on and off pretty easily.

Tony: ...

Steve: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Y/n: We know what you meant.

Bruce: Finally! My ship is sailing.

Clint *to Nat*: BITCH you owe me 20 dollars.

Thor: Loki owes me a pint of beer and poptarts.

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mrcreative8899 · 1 year

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Tony: Tie me up and do whatever you want with me...

Steve: I thought you’d never ask...

Steve: *ties Tony up and makes Tony sleep on schedule*

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fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur · 1 year

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[Tony is planning a date]

Bruce: Hey, what is all that?

Tony: It's the Guggenheim Museum's site. Steve likes art...

Bruce: *nods*

Tony: ...and I like funny words.

Bruce: *shakes his head*

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funnyincorrectmcu · 2 years

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Tony: You gonna say you love me now? Steve: What? Tony: Well, it’s just, I like a little romance when I’m getting screwed.

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mile9213 · 2 years

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Person A: "God, I hate... "

Person B: "Me?"

Person A: "Every single thing except you."

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transexualpirate · 5 months

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steve: im seeing someone but we both agreed to keep it a secret

clint: you're telling me cap has a secret girlfriend??

bucky: that's ridiculous. obviously it's a guy.

steve: you're wrong, buck. it's two guys.

steve: sometimes i wish you were still dead.

bucky: aw thank you

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winter-angst · 2 years

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Natasha: excuse me, he asked for no pickles

Clint: ❤️

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Tony, drunk off his ass: excuse me, he asked for… for?

Steve, sighing: no pickles

Tony: no pickles yeah

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Jack: excuse me, he asked for extra pickles

Brock: NO I DID NOT

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Rhodes: Tony, you were pretty drunk last night. You came downstairs and said you were dressed to impress Steve.

Tony: What was I wearing?

Rhodes: Nothing.

Tony: Makes sense.

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ir0npvrker · 1 year

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tony: if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box

steve: that’s just a trash can

tony: and your point is

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Steve: I have an announcement to make. Tony and I are officially dating.

Natasha: Steve, I think you're the last person to figure that out.

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mischiefsemimanaged · 2 years

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Tony: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Steve: It’s cute that you think death could get you out of this relationship.

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mrcreative8899 · 1 year

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Edgin: Hey Xenk, are you into BDSM?

Xenk: What is BDSM?

Edgin: Bible Discussion & Study Meetings.

Xenk: Yeah, I’m into BDSM.

Simon: *overhearing* Oh my God!

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skyebirdie · 2 years

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Steve: If we ever broke up all our friends would choose you.

Tony: That’s not true, I’d make them invite you to things.

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