Tony's First Child
Steve: Is Pepper pregnant?
Tony: Oh goodness, no! I couldn't handle a kid.
LATER:
Also Tony: I've just adopted my first teenager. Peter say hi.
Peter: ...Hi?
Avengers: ...
Tony: *beaming at his son*
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Steve Rogers (derogatory AND affectionate)
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He-wants-to-order-meme, but make it Stucky
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LIBERTY LATHER I'M SCREAMINGGG
*Steve Rogers voice* Fellas, do you ever find yourself wishing you had America's Ass™? Well, you're in luck! For a limited time only, wash with LIBERTY LATHER from Dr. Squatch... and you, too, can smell like freedom, non-toxic masculinity, and justice for all! Buy your bar today, boys, and show us just how true-blue your blood - and bathwater - runs!
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I will never not find this funny: even though Steve and Tony are each their own person and have distinct personalities, they share some pretty funny circumstances that make for great ironies. Outside the obvious that they're superheroes and teammates that butt heads often, they both have best friends that are named James but go by nicknames and the women they love also have nicknames starting with P.
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Steve: and that concludes our battle plan
Steve: alright, peter, you're up
peter, walking to the front of the group: now, let's see how much you guys were paying attention
*kahoot music starts*
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Stucky Prompt Meme 2023 Now Open for Submissions!
The Stucky Prompt Meme 2023, dedicated to submitting and filling prompts centering around the Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes ship from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, is now open for submissions!
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