You have two choices, to control your mind or to let your mind control you.
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percy: i don't think nico's ever gone to sleep before 5am, and its really just concerning at this point
percy: let's not even talk about jason. he wakes up at 4:45am on the dot, every morning, without an alarm clock. that's terrifying.
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Bruce after yelling at all his kids, now turning to Jason specifically: And anoth-
Jason: You ever raise your voice at me again, and I'll start a gang war so elaborate and large scale that you'll be forced to call in the Justice League.
Bruce:
Jason: And I'll do it whilst you're in the middle of an ultra important WE meeting, too.
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Pornography, Richard Siken
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“i sleep with women but i’m emotionally involved with mac” haunts my every waking minute
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if you've found yourself asking why matthew doesn't know what a pokeball is today, let me remind you that he's been OBSESSED with hockey his entire life
and isn't so sure brady had the same obsession at such an early age 😭😩😂
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when a unicorn can be only captured by a virgin but warms up to someone that's a very opposite of virginity
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TFA StarOp, part four.
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“saturn devouring his son,” francisco goya | “eat your young,” hozier
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All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward. Without change, something sleeps inside us, and rarely awakens. The sleeper must awaken.
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Jason groaning, over an Iris message: Go to sleep. I am an honours student that needs SLEEP.
Nico, insistently: And I am a troubled youth who needs GUIDANCE.
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Just thinking about how Jason had a bit of a rough childhood and considering the state his parents were in, I feel like he probably wasn't held much?
So can you imagine Jason getting carried by Bruce for the first time and absolutely loving it, but he's too afraid to show how much he actually enjoys it, which gives Bruce the impression he shouldn't do it often, until Jason has to shyly ask B to pick him up like how a 5yo would be asked to be carried by their parent like:
[Jason lightly tugging on Bruce's shirt]
Bruce, looking down at him: What is it, Jay? Do you need something?
and it's just Jason hesitantly raising his arms up hoping Bruce will get the message sjoajdiididjns
and ofc Bruce is absolutely elated that his son loves to be held by him and squeezes him extra tightly when he picks him up
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Bruce Wayne, drunk and full on Brucie mood in the middle of a gala: You know, that accent doesn’t really fit in around here. It’s cute. Where are you from?
Clark, internally debating every life choice that led him to this moment: I’m from Smallville. Kansas.
Bruce, leaning closer to Clark with a flirty smile: Oh you’re cute and funny. You know, I like that in a man.
Clark, very confused but trying to just go along with it: Thank you??
Bruce: I mean, everyone knows that Kansas isn’t real but I do always enjoy a good laugh.
Clark: What.
Bruce: What? Everyone knows that Kansas was made up for Wizard of Oz.
Clark, unsure if Bruce is fucking with him or if he’s just really deep into this dumb act: Bruce, Kansas is a real place. It’s one of the 50 states that make up America.
Bruce, tilting his head a little confused: There’s 50 states? Since when?
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Vecna: I am going to kill you!
Max: Hold on, let me ask El.
Vecna: It’s not a choice…
Max: She said no.
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Nobody:
Shockwave: if I had to choose between Megatron and Starscream to lead the Decepticons, I choose Soundwave.
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