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secret-whump-account · 1 year

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Whumper: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.

Whumpee, whispering fearfully: Ohio

#whumplr #whump blog #whump incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #whumpee #whumper #whump humor #defiant whumpee

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whumperofworlds · 1 year

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Whumpee: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Caretaker: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?!

Whumpee: Lightly stabbed.

#whump #whump humor #whump incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #whumpee #caretaker #stabbed #stabbing mention

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sir-ballister-boldheart · 4 months

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fan-dweeb · 3 months

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When I say I want dabihawks whump, what I mean is I want Hawks to randomly FaceTime Dabi in the following scenario

Hawks: heyyyyyyyy Hot stuff

Dabi: Hawks???

Hawks: s-sorry. But I think- I think I might need some help

Dabi: Hawks??????

Hawks: ‘s jus’ a small scratch. But I can’t-

Dabi: Hawks??

Dabi: Hawks!

Dabi: Shit that’s a lot of blood

Dabi: You know bones are supposed to be inside your fucking body right?

Dabi: I’m on my way birdie, hang in there

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biblicalbi · 10 months

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Imagine a world where Obi-Wan survives episode IV and has to deal with another generation of disaster romances with the Skywalker family.

Leia: *falls head over heels with a dashingly handsome and very mouthy rogue who has more red flags than green*

Obi-Wan: “Oh no.”

Luke: *flirts with a stubborn yet extremely caring world leader despite the Jedi’s no-attachment rule*

Obi-Wan: “Not again.”

#incorrect star wars quotes #star wars #the mandalorian #anidala #leia x han #dinluke #anakin x padme #din x luke #obi wan kenobi #obi wan whump #obi wan the forever suffering #luke skywalker #leia organa #I imagine Anakin’s watching Luke like ‘that’s my fkn boy!!!’#Padme’s there too #watching Leia and Han like ‘she’s just like me fr’#Obi-Wan wondering if the Skywalker’s chronic poor decisions are genetic #he meets Leia and Luke’s kids and almost cries #because they’re just 2008 Hot Topic brand Vader and Yoda but in a diaper

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kelconfetti · 7 months

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peter , delirious and feverish but doesnt want tony to worry

tony who already found out: peter are you ok?

peter internally: dont let him know your sick, just say no..

peter: dont let him say no.

tony: what

peter: what

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infinite-orangepeel · 1 year

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a steve harrington character study & the words of warsan shire (what doesn’t kill you)

#steve harrington #and his fugly bedroom #steddie #steve harrington comfort character #steve harrington character study #steve harrington needs therapy #joe keery #fruity four #stranger things #incorrect steve harrington quotes #incorrect steddie #steve harrington incorrect quotes #incorrect steve harrington #whump steve harrington #whump steddie #steddie angst #steve harrington textposts #incorrect stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes

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usiel21 · 11 months

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Enid: A werewolf in pining.

(TW: The taking of one's own life is mentioned but does not happen)

Enid, alone in their dorm, Wednesday has neglected their relationship again, in her single minded pursuit of the Stalker, Enid has been left to dither and wallow, her heart reaching out, pining for the one she would call Mate. The one who she would give up everything for, if she but asked, she would gladly give.

Enid, lies on her bed listening to Chances by Athlete on repeat, her silent tears begging the Universe for Wednesday to choose her.

Enid, hopelessly in love with the girl, that shines like the sun in an Eclipse, the girl that Enid looks to for strength, the girl who holds her soul in black polished fingernails.

Enid begs the Universe and the Universe, that of which is usually uncaring, decides to give her that chance.

Wednesday comes stumbling through the door to their dorm, hand pressed to her side, where blood gushes out.

Enid springs to her feet, Wednesday remarks that getting stabbed the second time around wasn't as fun as she hoped, just as the first time wasn't. Enid rushes to get the first air kit, and helps Wednesday clean, stich and bandage the wound, hands both gentle and caring, soft in touch but firm in purpose. Wednesday watches her, eyes wide, like she is truly seeing Enid for the first time.

"Goddamn it, Wednesday" Enid mutters as she wraps the bandage round her waist. "From now on, no more running off on your own, no more of this one girl crusade" Enid says, eyes fierce. "You take me with you or you don't go at all" She says, securing the bandage to her side, keeping it tight.

"No" Wednesday mutters, her eyes flicker down.

"Then i won't let you go" Enid says, her tone leaving no room for argument.

"I have to find the stalker and i am but one step closer to solving this mystery" Wednesday says raising her head to meet her gaze

Enid fights the urge to scream, this conversation going the same way as it did last Semester.

"Then i'm not letting you go alone!" Enid growls out.

"No" Wednesday replies, her voice firmer, her eyes glittering dangerously.

Enid scoffs and laughs bitterly "Sure but you'll let Xavier help you! Tall, dark and broody just can't wait to..." She trails off, unable to say the words, she swallows, shoving down the explosion of emotion that threatens to erupt from Mt. Enid. she turns away, unable to look at the cold burn of Wednesday's eyes.

Wednesday narrows her eyes.

"I let him help me because i don't care about what happens to him, his well-being means nothing to me"

Enid pauses. A hopeful tug at her heart.

"Do you think i care for you so little that i would put you in harm's way again? do you think i would put the most precious of all gems out in the open just to be snatched away? No, i found that out the hard way last semester, and i refuse to let it happen again, i refuse to let it happen to you"

Enid feels her heart stop, before exploding thunderously with elation, set alight. she turns to see Wednesday looking at her softly and her eyes glistening, through sheer force of will, Wednesday would not let the tears fall unbidden.

"If he dies, then he dies" Wednesday said, her callousness would shock other people, but not Enid, not in this moment. "But you? if you died at the alter of my bloody hubris, i would throw myself off the top of our dorm balcony, if only to be with you again, i would not hesitate"

Enid stops breathing, such a declaration is something she can only have dreamt about it makes her heart soar, her skin tingle, and her body shiver.

"Wends..." Enid begins, her voice quivers, Mt. Enid struggles to keep the bubbling viscosity of her love for Wednesday, bubbling below the surface. But Wednesday hold's up her hand, clearly not finished.

"This stalker, threatens me on a daily basis and evidently backs up those threats" Wednesday says, gesturing to her bandaged wound. "by extension he threatens you by mere association and i cannot allow that to be, i cannot allow that bastard to roam free with his limbs intact, i will find him, and i will rip him to pieces, if only to keep you, my most precious gem, safe."

Enid's eyes are wide, full of love, her body aflame with affection.

"And that is why you must stay here, so you cannot see the darkest pieces of I, Lest I tarnish you with my love of the horrific, of the macabre, of the Sadist, because i will enjoy their pain."

And Enid, hears none of it, she made peace with the fact that she would love Wednesday forever, no matter how much pain she inflicts, no matter if she became a murderer, no matter if she became the monster she claimed she was always destined to be.

She would love her forever. Unconditionally. She made peace with that an eternity ago.

"Wends... are you saying...." Enid gulps, putting every ounce of courage she has ever gathered up to this point forward "...that you love me?" Enid finishes, her voice quiet, small, but so very much Enid.

Wednesday doesn't even blink nor hesitate

"If my so many words didn't enlighten you than i shall use far less, then Yes, i do" Wednesday said, lowering her face slightly.

Enid thinks her heart stops because blood starts rushing to her head but she persists, she will not faint, she won't. This had become too important to screw up, she moved forwards, carefully, slowly, not wanting to startle "the wounded fawn" as Wednesday once called herself. She reached out a hand and cupped Wednesday's face, who did not shy away from it but pressed her face into Enid's palm.

"Wednesday" she says softly "Look at me..." Wednesday opens her eyes and Enid sees the love there, its subtle but its there.

"Do you think i love you so little that i would let you face this alone?" Enid said, echoing the girls words back at her. "Do you think if you died, that i love you so little, i wouldn't follow you there?" Enid says, her face "I made peace with the fact that i would love you for the rest of my life, and that i would follow you, no matter where you go" Enid says, inching closer to the Raven.

Their lips meet, a thunderous rejoicing in the heavens sounds as lightning flashes above Nevermore, lighting up their world, their first kiss under a naturally violent act of nature. Enid presses deeper, her need, her heartache evaporating as she claims Wednesday as hers, the kiss chaste but needy and so very overdue.

Wednesday places her hand on Enid's waist, and pushes deeper into the kiss, desperate to feel. desperate for touch, desperate for her to burst aflame, Enid, being the only one, who could achieve such a feat.

They slowly pull apart, lungs screaming for air. Enid rubes her nose on the shorter girl's nose, unable to stop herself.

Nothing is left that needs to be said, nothing left to be done.

Until Wednesday tugged Enid towards her bed, the two smitten teens laying down beside each other, with Wednesday being careful of her wound, and they spent the night, in each other's arms, Wednesday, letting the exhaustion of her hunt finally overtake her.

and Enid, holds the smaller teen in her arms, remarking at just how soft Wednesday was once the rough edges vanished behind the lull of sleep, she stays awake however, worshipping Wednesday with her eyes and softest touches with the pads of her fingers.

Her heart in ache before, could feel nothing now but Peace.

#wenclair #wednesday x enid #enid x wednesday #incorrect quotes #they're gay your honor #protective wednesday #angst #jealousy #emotional whump #angst with a happy ending #Xavier is expendable #yay!#drabble

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kenneth-black · 1 year

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For a fandom that loves a character as much as we do, it’s odd how much we want him to be in a coma 💀💀💀

#evan buckley #buddie #eddie diaz #911 on fox #911 show #911 fox #fanfic #ao3 #911 spoilers #911edit #911fic #911 ficlet #buck x eddie #buddieedit #incorrect 911 quotes #whump buck

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avamedera · 1 year

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All the angels: Why should you love him who gods hates so?

Aziraphale: Because he loves me more than all the world

#aziraphale good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #aziraphale whump #Aziraphale incorrect quotes #good omens incorrect quotes #good omens #incorrect quotes

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secret-whump-account · 1 month

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Villian: My life was ruined the day I met Hero.

Hero: YOU LITERALLY TERRORIZED THE CITY! YOU TORTURED ME!

Villain: I'm sorry, do you have the therapy stick?

Hero:

Hero, begrudgingly: .....No-

Villain: Then shut the FUCK UP

#whumplr #whump incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #hero whumpee

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whumperofworlds · 1 year

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Caretaker: I'd kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.

Whumpee: No, Caretaker.

#whump #whump humor #whump incorrect quotes #whumpee #caretaker #caretaker x whumpee #implied at least #death mention #source: the simpsons #no really

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sir-ballister-boldheart · 3 months

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Ballister, post knighting ceremony, low on blood and high on pain killers: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks

#lol #incorrect quotes #nimona #ballister boldheart #original post #nd stevenson #nimona movie #riz ahmed #netflix #whump

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siriusly-writes · 5 months

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try and convince me I’m wrong I DARE YOU

ENEMIES TO LOVERS IN THE REAL WORLD ONLY WORKS IF ITS GAY OR SAPPHIC

again

ENEMIES 👏TO 👏LOVERS 👏ONLY 👏WORKS 👏IN 👏THE 👏REAL 👏WORLD👏 IF 👏ITS👏 GAY 👏OR 👏SAPPHIC👏

When it’s hetero in the real world with no outside influence and it’s proper enemies to lovers not academic rivals or like you annoy me but we banter like there is no intellectual war it becomes PETTY IMMATURE PATHETIC AND TOXIC

And more than often ends up with one of them literally abusing the other.

In this essay I will-

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cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu · 2 years

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Arthur: Merlin, why are you fidgeting so much?

Merlin: Nothing! I'm just trying to uh *whines slightly*

Arthur: *concerned* Hey what's wrong—

Merlin: *suddenly collapses against Arthur's chest, panting heavily*

Merlin: Shit, the potion, it wore off...

Arthur: Potion? For what—

Merlin: My side, it hurts—

Arthur: *quickly pulls up Merlin's tunic, sees the bloody bandages*

Arthur: *swears before lifting Merlin into his arms and carrying his love friend to the infirmary*

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nymime · 10 months

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Steve: Im this close to try and kill

myself.

Nancy: Steve, your fingers are touching.

Steve: Exactly!

Dustin: HOLD THE MAN! MAX GET THE BLANKETS, ERICA GET EDDIE.

Erica: Why i goes for the idiot?

Dustin: He fears you, just go!!!

Steve: *High pitch Shrink*

#steve harrington whump #steve harrington #steve stranger things #stranger things #steve harrington angst #stranger things incorrect quotes #save steve from himself

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