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ao3-crack · 6 months
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mithrandirl · 1 month
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Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing. To hope's end I rode and to heart's breaking: Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!
part 1, lotr quotes
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fanaticalthings · 2 years
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(he didn't.)
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a-path-by-the-moon · 2 months
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loo-nuh-tik · 1 month
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What he said:
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What I heard:
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shuutingstar · 28 days
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Welcome to your obligated dose of incorrect quotes!
Aiden: oh complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons—
Tyler: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!
Ashlyn: can you suggest me a book that made you cry?
Ben, typing on his notes app: general mathematics 6th edition.
Taylor: how do you tell someone their mouth stinks without being rude?
Aiden: I’m bored, let’s drink mouthwash.
Tyler: what do you have planned for the future?
Ashlyn: lunch.
Tyler: I meant long term.
Ashlyn: dinner.
Aiden: which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Logan: neither, because it’s twelve.
Tyler: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Ashlyn, turning to Aiden: how tall are you?
Aiden: if Ben and I were drowning, who’d you save?
Ashlyn: you two can’t swim?
Aiden: it’s a hypothetical question, Ash! Who would you save?
Ashlyn: my time and effort.
Taylor: you have to apologise, Tyler!
Tyler: fine.
Tyler: ‘unfuck you’ or whatever.
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soracities · 8 months
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You can’t go back in time, but you can return to the scenes of a love, of a crime, of happiness, and of a fatal decision; the places are what remain, are what you can possess, are what is immortal. They become the tangible landscape of memory, the places that made you, and in some way you too become them. They are what you can possess and what in the end possesses you.
Rebecca Solnit, from "The Blue of Distance (III)", A Field Guide to 'Getting Lost
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eijferalgoyeis · 2 months
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iamfear · 4 months
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Ashlyn:So Logan, i have a question.
Logan: What is it?
Ashlyn: So you you know when your grandfather got the sedative for when Tyler was impaled?
Logan:Yeah?
Ashlyn: Where did he get it from?
Logan: Oh Poppy flowers, they make opium.
Taylor: Oh that makes more sense….
Logan: ….What did you guys think it was?
Ashlyn:…
Ben:…
Taylor:…
Tyler:…
Aiden: We thought your grandfather sold drugs.
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iamumbra195 · 14 days
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School Bus Graveyard incorrect quotes because I'm bored
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Taylor: Look how creepy it is looking down this hallway.
Ashlyn: I'm gonna get vertigo.
Aiden: I'm a Virgo!
Tyler, deadpan: No, you're a virgin.
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Aiden: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Tyler: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Aiden: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ASHLYN WITH ME
Logan, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Taylor: Why is Tyler so upset?
Logan: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Taylor: And...?
Logan: He got Aiden.
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Ashlyn: What did you do with the phantom's body?
Aiden: What didn’t I do with the body?
Everyone:
Aiden: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the phantom respectfully.
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Aiden: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Logan: Aiden, no.
Ben, with text to speech: Mistlefoe.
Logan: Please stop encouraging him.
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Taylor: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Tyler: You’re a hazard to society
Aiden: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Emma, trying to be nice to Ashlyn's new friends: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Mike, excited for his daughter: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Logan: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Ben: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Aiden: Smad.
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Ashlyn: Why are you on the floor?
Aiden: I'm depressed.
Aiden: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ben, please.
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Taylor: Aiden and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Ashlyn, sighing: What did he do?
Taylor: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Aiden: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Aiden: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Logan: How am I supposed to know?
Tyler: You say that as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Logan: ...You wouldn't be trapped.
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Ashlyn: Tyler, keep an eye on Aiden today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Tyler: Sure, I’d love to see him get punched.
Ashlyn: Try again.
Tyler, sighing: I will stop Aiden from getting punched.
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Aiden, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Tyler: You did WHAT–
Ben: William Snakespeare
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Ashlyn: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Taylor: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Ashlyn: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Aiden: edible
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Taylor, whispering to Aiden, who’s on the phone with Ashlyn: Ask her something!
Aiden: How are you feeling?
Ashlyn: Fine.
Taylor: Something personal!
Aiden: At what age did you start hearing voices?
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Aiden: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Logan: If?
Tyler: Great, the only party I’d actually go to and he might not even die.
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Logan: We need a distraction.
Ashlyn: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Aiden, whispering: My time has come
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Tyler: Where are you going?
Taylor: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Tyler: I'll come with
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Mike, buying a whole bag of knives, guns and other weapons like he's going to war on a random Tuesday: I can explain
Jacob (shop owner): Can you?
Mike: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Taylor: Heads up, if you try to make a candle with food colouring, it will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food colouring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food colouring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.
Tyler, sighing: What did you do?
Taylor, wailing: A MISTAKE
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Mr. Thomas: What are your goals?
Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs.
Mr. Thomas: No, I meant your goals for this trip.
Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs in Savannah.
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Logan: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Ashlyn: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?
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Taylor: Aiden isn’t answering their phone
Ashlyn: I’ll call
Taylor: Ben and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Aiden: Hello?
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Aiden: I was arrested for being too cool.
Tyler: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Aiden: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much
Taylor: You’ve been to jail?
Aiden: Once. In Monopoly.
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Mike: You love me, right?
Emma: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Aiden: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Ashlyn: Okay
Aiden: And make out during the scary parts.
Ashlyn: The-
Ashlyn: The scary parts?
Ashlyn: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Ashlyn: How petty can you get?
Tyler: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Taylor: I KNEW IT-
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Aiden: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Logan: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Mike: So what’s for dinner?
Emma, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
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That's all for today!
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jupiterslifelessmoons · 2 months
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ksjanes · 1 month
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Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I’ll meet you there.
- Rumi
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thurio-edau · 27 days
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*sigh* back at it again
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i geniunely love this website
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Six of Crows where everything’s exactly the same except that Rollins doesn’t have childcare so Alby follows him around everywhere like Johnathan Wilde and little Christopher in The Completely Made Up Adventures of Dick Turpin
The vision:
Rollins: I’ll make you pay, Brekker! I’ll make you all pay!!!
Alby: *stands next to him playing with his cup and ball*
Rollins: *in the middle of a villain speech*
Alby: Dad. Dad. Dad!
Rollins: Yes, what!?
Alby: I found a dead beetle
*shows him*
Rollins: Ooooh yes
*starts inspecting beetle*
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peachducy · 28 days
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"When Sycamore left when he was a child, he read his parents' books at home, packed all of his things, went out on a sunny afternoon, and while watching the flowing clouds he thought "I'll buy some glasses". And then, he left home for good."
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loo-nuh-tik · 1 year
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Interview with the Vampire (2022-) 
Interview with the Vampire (1976) 
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