#crack headcannon | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

thefandomthings · 1 month

Note

Can you write fluff no. 28 with Mammon Obey Me?

❝𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥❞

Fluff Prompt #28: "Look at you, so small and cute" "Shut the hell up"

Pairing: Mammon x Gn!Reader

Warnings: Fluff, cursing

Notes: The reader is implied to be short, or under average height! Established relationship! Thank you for the request @perkypeony!

Mammon was a tease, especially to you. He was your first for everything, your first guy, your first kiss, (in the Devildom), and of course the first one to give you a nickname, besides Levi.

You were small, for a human. He thought all humans were short, but you were extra tiny, in his opinion anyway. You love Mammon with your whole heart, but sometimes you wish you could shove a sock in his mouth.

Anytime you were around your boyfriend, he'd always comment on how short you are, and then have the audacity to rest his arm on your head. And you get him back by tickling him, your advantage to being his pec level.

You didn't mind Mammon teasing you or making fun of you, you know you are short and he's so cute when he does it.

His blue-gold eyes are shining like the human world sun, his smile is big and contagious, the bridge of his nose scrunches in a slight chuckle as you pout.

"Aw, come on now MC, y'know I'm jus' playin' with ya'." He says, his face dusted slightly pink. He just can't help but admire you anytime you are around, he's so, so in love with you is almost hurts.

You giggle with a smile, leaning up to give him a kiss on his cheek....but you end up kissing his jaw instead. Mammon blushes profusely, but a mischievous glint is in his eyes as he sees you struggle.

"Look at ya', so small and cute, human." He teases once again, his ring covered hands resting on your waist as he looks down at you with a bright smile.

Your face heats with embarrassment, a pout sliding it's way across your lips as you hug him, you head resting over his fast beating heart.

"Shut the hell up, Mammon"

478 notes · View notes

ohbother2 · 3 months

Text

Introducing everyone to my Alastor headcannon!

He's a deer right? And what are deer well-known for? Yes, yes, staring un-waveringly into your soul in the middle of a country road in the twilight hours.

But what else are they known for?

As soon as something happens, they are GONE. They run so fast and with such wild-abandon to just get the fuck out of wherever they are they they go hurtling through the brush never to be seen again.

This brings my to my head cannon - Alastor is easily skittish, he is just fortunate that his deer-caught-in-headlights instinct takes over long enough for him to grapple with his fear and restrain the part of himself that wants to flee, so instead he just stares unwavering and intimidatingly with that cocky grin until he has enough composure to begin talking again.

Now, sometimes, sometimes his instincts are too strong. And sometimes, he cannot stay composed, especially after a particularly bad fright, like bumping into Nifty or Angel Dust stalking the corridors of the hotel silently at night. What happens then? Alastor freezes for mere seconds, and then goes hurtling as fast as he can in whatever direction his feet decide to take him.

Sometimes, much to his dismay, his feet decide to propel him into the nearest wall before he even realises where he is heading.

This has led to many encounters where Alastor appears to bolt head-first into a wall for no other explanation than he felt like it, and he leaves Angel Dust as confused as ever as he bounces back from the impact, shocked from his deer-like-terror, and begins a conversation as normal, ignoring the new antler shaped hole in the wall he had just careened into.

No one dares question him about this odd behaviour, and the residents of the hotel have just had to accept that they often see the sole's of his shoes as he sprints full-pelt away from them at the drop of a hat.

876 notes · View notes

1-siracha · 5 months

Text

i want a mc who knows everyone's secrets and also says the most out of pocket shit ever because it will be insanely fucking funny like

-----

mammon: shuddup, stupid human!

mc: stupid? didnt lucifer whoop your ass for getting 2% or sum 💀

mammon: MC!!

-----

asmo: mc, you fell of so badly on this post! there's only like 12 likes on it!!

mc: you cant say shit about falling off you fell from heaven

------

lucifer: how did you lose your textbook?!

mc: how did you lose your sister??!!

the brothers: 😨

mc: YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT 🔥🔥 WHERE IS LILITH HUH???? I DONT SEE HER I DONT FUCKIN SEE HE

------

#obey me #obey me shitpost #obey me shall we date #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me lucifer #om! lucifer #obey me mammon #om! mammon #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #om! asmodeus #om! asmo #obey me headcannons

531 notes · View notes

devildomditzy · 7 months

Text

is this anything?

#kit’s playhouse #obey me #om #mammon #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me mammon #obey me headcannons #obey me mc #mammon headcannons #mammon x mc #obey me nightbringer #omnb #omnb mammon #omnb crack #obey me crack #omnbswd

1K notes · View notes

mint-termsandconditions · 9 months

Text

Waddle Dee headcannons / theories but they progressively get worse

Waddle Dees migrate south every winter

Waddle Dees like eating bugs and Bandana Waddle Dee’s favorite bug to eat is the caterpillar

If Kirby is made out of positive energy

And Dark Matter is made out of negative energy

Then Waddle Dees are made of neutral energy

That means if you give Void neutral energy, it will turn into a Waddle Dee

But what if neutral energy is stronger than both positive and negative energy?

That means if you give Void all three energy, it will turn into a Waddle Dee because neutral energy overpowers both of them!

That’s why Dark Matter always goes to King Dedede’s castle!!!

Because if King Dedede was able to harness the powers of neutral energy, Dark Matter wouldn’t stand a chance

That also means Bandana Dee is secretly the most overpowered in the group.

We should be thankful that the Waddle Dees haven’t collectively agreed to change us all into Waddle Dees

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

#kirby #kirby headcanons #kirby fanart #bandana waddle dee #meta knight #king dedede #waddle dee #I love making crack theories/headcannons #Neutral energy #Waddle Dees could end us all #I couldn’t get these idea out of my head so I decided to share them

842 notes · View notes

victorie552 · 3 months

Text

Ok, so Noldolantë, "The Fall of the Noldor" is a lament composed by Maglor about what happened before, during and after First Kinslaying at Alqualondë. It's such a good song that it's played regularly in Aman and Valar listen to it often (I swear, I swear it was in the Silmarillion I just can't find it now).

It's also a more or less common fanon that Maglor continues writing Noldolante through the whole First Age. Makes sense - it's about fall of the Noldor, and Noldor did a lot of falling back then.

Headcannon time: So my first thought was that Noldolante must a long, long, long epic of a song. So it probably has many parts, right? Iliad has 24 books/parts, somehow I think Noldolante would be at least just as long, and there are longer epics. And again, just like Iliad, unless you're a scholar, in the daily life you don't really listen to/read the whole thing, just reread and repeat the most dramatic fragments. What I'm trying to impress upon you all is that the story would have different segments, or chapters, if you will.

And if Maglor continues to write the story during the FA, there would absolutely be a moment in the lament where the OG Noldolante becomes Noldolante 2, and even Noldolante 3. There may be the same musical motif or something, I decided that Maglor IS that good of a bard to keep it all consistent enough so you know it's all the same story, but the style changes a lot - it's been 400 years in the making, let The Music Elf have fun!

So, Point 1: Many, Many Parts, basically Maglor's FA WIP

My second thought was that, while Feanor invented his alphabet, elves learned their history mostly through oral tradition aka songs and spoken stories. Noldolante is definitely a historical record, where a historical event was archived for future generations.

(It was a also a way to deal with grief, guilt and blame Maglor and all Noldor have faced regarding First Kinslaying - free therapy! But that's not what this post is about)

Archived.

My 2.5 thought was that Noldolante isn't just recallings of how pretty and horrified the beach looked during the murdering or how mad and sorrowful the sea was at everyone during the voyage or even how awesome and charismatic Feanor looked during his speeches that every single Noldo was ready to fight Morgoth barehanded in his name - no, this is a record of who killed who, who got killed by whom, and how.

Noldor and Teleri knew each other (were friends, even!) before the First Kinslaying, so I'm confident that after a lot of interviews, detective work, and cross-referencing, Maglor could and would create a very good... name list. Practically every Noldo and Teler present during First Kinslaying would get a stanza in a song, more if he killed someone, most if he killed many people. Killers and killed would show up twice, first in a fragment listing the killers and their victims, then in a part listing the victims and their murderers. Basically it's the same thing twice, but from different POVs. With when, where and how included.

(It was seen to be in bad taste to compare kills during Maglor's Regency, when most of his interview-part work happened. People did it anyway. There were a Saddest Kill, Funniest Kill, and Weirdest Kill discusions. There was a Tier List. These were weird times to be a Feanorian Noldo.)

(It WAS in Bad Taste, but at least people talked about it. I cannot stress enough how much free therapy this lament provided)

(Little did they know, when Teleri started getting reembodied in Aman, they had very similar discussions, but more in a "I can't believe he killed me like THAT" way. Long, long, long after the First Age. Noldolante is a gift that keeps giving)

So, Maglor had all the historical grith and no common shame to create a "We Killed All These People And We Feel Bad About It" banger of a song, and every Noldo had a very personal reason to at least remember the fragments they are in. It's a hit on a scale never seen before.

(I'm not sure how to tackle the issue of Nolofinweans and Arafinweans learning about Noldolante after crossing the Ice. But there were discussions. There was anger, there was "????", there was controversy. Basically, the song got bigger and bigger rep no matter what your opinion on it was. By the time of Mereth Aderthad it was an important cultural and political piece and at least Fingon's forces were included in the main song. It had parodies.)

Point 2: Archive Function/Kill count storage. Cultural phenomen, every Noldo included

This is where my personal nonsense begins: Main Noldolante was done, there was nothing more to say about First Kinslaying, all killings and deaths were well documented.

But the Siege started. And the Noldor kept dying.

It was less dramatic than it sounded - between the big battles the siege was maintained, but orc raids also happened and sometimes one to few Noldor died in skirmishes. The legal procedure was to document the death of a fellow elf and send a word to king Fingolfin. The cultural procedure, technically started by Feranorians but adapted by many more, was to send the name, common characteristics and cause of death to Maglor's Gap. After few months, King Fingolfin would send reinforcements, short condolences and financial compensation if they had family. After few months, family of an elf would also receive a personal lament for them and a place for them in a Noldolante.

Yes, every lament Maglor created in that time was technically part of the Noldolante. Noldolante 1.5, if you will. Laments make in that time were very customized, and simpler than Noldolante Main, but were still considered a part of the same song. Of course, nobody was expected to know and remember laments for every single Noldo, younger Noldor born in Beleriand could even only know fragments about their family members. Only Maglor would ever know Noldolante in full, but it was understood that everyone had their place in The Song.

The results of Great Battles were harder to document, but Maglor did that. Of course, Dagor Bragollach was hard on him personally, but he worked his way through.

(High King Fingon forbade creating laments for his father. There were no songs for Fingolfin. Apart from in Noldolante, of course. Of course. Maglor did not share the lament with anyone, but he sat long hours and many nights with a blank paper before him, looking at the candle flame and thinking of the past and the future. The song unsung, but there)

Nirnaeth was... Maglor was never more hated and more approached at the same time than then. Still, Noldolante grew and grew, as if people knew the end was near.

It was Second Kinslaying that destroyed the myth of Maglor's song. Feanorians didn't know the Sindar they killed, but surely, they couldn't just left their names unmentioned like they did with orcs? So, Noldor talked, but the battle happened in caves - it wasn't uncommon to find dead bodies in empty rooms, with no witnesses to what happened. Surviving Sindar didn't want to share any names, even when Maglor strong-armed some into talking with him, and good for them. Maglor made a big lament anyway. Maglor, wild, with no shame and dead brothers, with legacy crumbling around him. Noldolante, with holes.

After Third Kinslaying, Noldor didn't want to talk. Lament for Sirion didn't have any names. Clearly, songs weren't a way to go anymore, it was always about live witnesses. And so Maglor raised the twins.

Lament for Maedhros was sung repeatedly. There was no one to hear it.

Point 3: Only Maglor knows Noldolante in full. But that doesn't matter, because everyone knows the important part: the Noldolante is finished. The Star of Hope rises in the West and the story goes on. The Fall has ended.

#silm #silmarillion #noldolante #maglor #yet another post that went in different direction than I planned #started with meta went into headcannon and ended with fanfic angst #I wanted to end it with crack!!!#I mean. I mean #it all makes kind of some sense if we're talking about elves here #but guys Noldor had Men and Dwarves as allies #Maglor would want them in his Historical Record song #I think with Dwarves they would mainly refuse when he asked them if they wanted a part in Noldolante #so maybe he would only get some allies and personal friends of Maedhros in #but Men #guys Men. they would agree and they would make lists and it would become Clown City so fast #but Sons of Feanor aren't known for their ability of knowing when to quit #so Maglor has a Noldolante 3.0 Standard Version with 254 Parts that has Elves and an Occasional Dwarf Only #and Special Version Noldolante Deluxe Extra Edition with 547398134 Parts that includes Men #everyone is included you don't have to die in battle #all common causes of death have a dedicated jingle to them #to the point you know a man's cause of death after 3 notes #these parts of Noldolante well the music bit actually survived into the Fourth Age #the words are gone but the music is played at funerals in some places #The Noldolante Main survived only in parodies though #actually Finished Noldolante is a very good thing huh #as in no more Fall of The Noldor #they can finally catch some break #I believe that during Maglor's Regency Era all Noldor did was Processing. and breeding horses.#Noldolante? more like Maglor Finally Discovers Shame: A Story #I think some personal revelations on legacy and connections between children and life's works would be made

239 notes · View notes

momosodapuffs · 3 months

Text

Og post reminded me of him Soo

+ tweet I found

#obey me #obey me fanart #obey me memes #obey me swd #obey me mammon #obey me headcannons #obey me otome #obey me beelzebub #obey me shall we date #obey me belphie #he's so silly #obey me belphegor #obey me crack

194 notes · View notes

gallantys · 2 months

Text

Fem!Mc, who has a child, and somehow the child is hurt by the third human exchange student, this is how I see this going:

Brothers: Mc! Wait!

Fem!mc: STAY! She said, completely blind by rage, her power out of control, Lucifer who tried to hold her, and any of them close, flied away hitting hard the wall.

Diavolo and Barbatos had to stop mc, Barbatos holding her with magic chains.

I can almost hear Solomon jokingly saying "The anger of a mother huh :D"

Mc saying to Diavolo chose between her and her child or the other human, pointing the finger to his face and saying "You can see lies huh, so hear carefully, I gonna fucking kill that person next time I see them. You better chose" (spoiler, she wasn't lying)

To Lucifer and Barbatos? "I'm not scared of your "scary" expression, I'm talking to the fucking prince not any of you. He better hear the fucking truth sometimes" (I'm Portuguese there's a expression that I love: "Ta achando que a vida é um morango? / do you think the life is a strawberry?" it's basically "do you think the life is easy?" it fits perfectly, I would totally say this to them)

Bro-- I pray to see the Mc saying that to barbatos-- i love them, but can we all agree that Diavolo has to hear the truth sometimes? He probably never heard a no in his life

Anyway, this was completely random. Sorry any grammar mistake and if you ever write this, you have my full support, just let me know pls ♡

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me angst #angry!mc #obey me mammon #obey me x you #obey me headcannons #obey me brothers #obey me crack #obey me x reader #mammonobeyme #lucifer obey me #obey me leviathan #lord diavolo #obey me belphie #barbatos om #barbatos obey me

154 notes · View notes

luvvs-1820 · 14 days

Text

Pac is a glow stick

#luvz #luvvs rambles #qsmp pac #pactw #pac #qsmp fitmc #fitmc #fitmc fanart #pactw fanart #qsmp pactw #fitpac #hideduo #he’s just a glow stick #if fit cracked him in half he would be a lightbulb #just a headcannon #or is it..#I’m on my shit #tw gay people

117 notes · View notes

whoschr · 10 months

Text

✶ MESSAGES WITH IDOL BF !?

genre. fluff, crack, established relationship ! ~ pairing idol bf!riki x non idol!gf warnings: cursing, pet names, mentions of kissing

C SPEAKS: back with my second work that isn’t from an smau finally!! hope u enjoy☝️rbs nd feedback is appreciated :))

—🎱★ networks: @kflixnet @k-labels @hyfenet @enhanet

perm tlist. @yenqa @zaannnaaaa @kpopstanmeg @flwoie @vivkiz

803 notes · View notes

hiddenonyx · 1 month

Text

How the Cast Plays Lethal Company

This is 100% stupid, short and sweet so please enjoy. Also included what their steam usernames would be bc I can.

Lucifer - (Steam username: Angelicdevil):

Very serious - constantly stressing about meeting the quota. Does not tolerate fooling around or killing each other (unless it's to meet quota). Screamed (kinda) one time when a coil-head got him and has never lived it down.

Mammon - (Steam username: GrimmLover_xX_)

Actually kinda serious. Might low-stakes prank people but like closing the ship doors on them, but nothing serious. Stays on the ship most of the time and does the terminal stuff there. Will scream at the slightest noise.

Levi - (Steam username: G4M3M4AST3R)

Professional gamer; the second most serious after Lucifer. The most nonchalant about everything in the game. Cannot not seem to avoid the ghost girl on higher planets and almost always dies no matter what.

Satan - (Steam username: KitCat)

Thinks the game idea is cool, but a little repetitive. Likes to goof of a bit, but will still be helpful. Always gets lost and 7/10 times dies to something (probably a snare flea or bracken).

Asmo - (Steam username: UnH0lyDove)

Becomes a scardy cat like Mammon (he died once to an eyeless dog and just never again). Clings to someone if he has to go in, and will dip at the slightest idea of a monster; somehow never gets lost.

Beel - (Steam username: w4ntm0re)

Also pretty serious. almost always has a shovel or sign to kill shit. Is often accompanied by the scaredy cats. Yelped once when he stepped on a landmine. Also never lived it down.

Belphie - (Steam username: dreamingstar_)

"Guys?"

Is lost all the time. Never dies though and always has the most valuable loot. Has to take a walkie with him and someone has to help guide him out. Doesn’t matter if he goes in with someone, they will get separated.

Diavolo - (Steam username: prince_drag0n)

"Oh hey, that’s a turre-"

Turret magnet for some reason. Pretty fearless but will yelp and maybe scream if he gets surprised. Probably has arachnophobia after this game.

Barb - (Steam username: aquaticsn4k3)

This man is just as serious as Levi and Lucifer. He gets in, gets out with all the good shit and never gets lost. Screamed once when a jester got him and has also never lived it down.

Simeon - (Steam username: Kristopher)

Yet another ship stayer. He's just useless otherwise, - fast terminal typer though. (He does try to help, but he’ll probably close the game in a panic or something).

Solomon - (Steam username: some1___)

Somehow the most paranoid player. Begs to stay next to someone at all times. Is often just used as a flashlight for someone else carrying shit. (He was fine till a spider fell on him and killed him. Since then he hasn’t quite been the same).

Luke - (Steam username: l1ttle4ngl3)

Played once and got nightmares so he's no longer allowed to play (doesn't want to either).

--------

Masterlist

Character Masterlist

111 notes · View notes

hmperil · 11 months

Note

hii i rlly love ur works. can i request how the haikyuu boys would act when their jealous? please include ushijima!

! haikyuu boys being jealous !

includes : ushijima , bokuto , tsukishima

(a/n) thank you so much , of course ! feel free to request anytime because it really helps with ideas and motivation. have a lovely day ! <3

bokuto : I feel like he would go full emo mode, would march up to his (s/o) and the guy she was talking to and wrap his arms around her waist and just *intense pouting* , wouldn't stop holding his (s/o) for the whole day because he was scared he was going to loose her. took him a lot of convincing him that it was just a friend and that she only loved him to get him out of emo mode .

ushijima : wouldn't be able to notice his jealousy at the start but as he gets more and more jealous everyone around him would be able to see that seething look of anger on his face . except his (s/o) who is completely oblivious and just keeps on talking to her friend, who slowly backs away as he sees ushijima come closer, she stares at her friend blankly in confusion until she looks back and sees her bf who simply puts his arm around her dragging her away . would be quite hard to calm him down, takes a lot of hugs and words of reassurance.

tsukishima : would refuse to admit he was jealous and just stare daggers at the guy his (s/o) was talking to. even after would bully the guy endlessly. surprisingly wouldn't be salty towards his (s/o) that day cause in the back of his mind he was worried she would find someone better than him, like ushijima tsukishima would take a lot of reassurance that she only loved him.

(a/n) I wrote his as fem reader but if you would like it as gn (s/o) I can rewrite it and post it again with different pronouns !

653 notes · View notes