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#haha this was so funny to post *cries in a corner*
cleabellanov · 4 months
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Time passes differently for everyone.
Even more so after "time" became "times": Different paths, and lives, and outcomes flowing in their own direction like it is genuine and will forever remain unaffaected, with nothing ever going in a different way than the known one, the right now. Most of these experiencing lives don't know what it took to get here.
He does.
He grew so accustomed to handling things when out of time, as an analyst at the TVA, that being on an actual timeline (specifically this one) proved harder than he imagined. It was all outstandingly loud, from the pulse of his heart to the sound of the wind through the leaves.
Some part of Mobius still tingled in the background, maybe not saying, but gently whispering to turn back. That he'll find Loki smirking, and he'll hug his friend once more, because they got together through another end of the world.
Or not. To turn back and simply have the chance to say goodbye. But for the most part, Mobius knows that if he listens to that, the expected disappointment will only tip a finger on his already broken heart and the pieces will fall aimlessy in all directions. So he stay there, feeling the warmth of the sunshine on his face. Only for a little bit.
The world is in constant motion all around. The noon melting into midnight, the change of seasons following their patterns of joy and sorrow and humanity. It is all so beautiful, how time passes.
He tries to let go several times, but finds Loki at every corner that he turns without hiding in. Green lights, golden jewellery and decoration, horns and music and the asgardian language, lies and truth and trees.
But he still lets time pass, as if it needed permission to do so. As if, when he offered this sacrifice for long enough, he'd get something in return: an answer to his questions, a sign that he wasn't just a madman talking with the stars, having a special figure in mind. He should've known it doesn't really work like that.
Time passes. He doesn't.
The God of Stories notices. One day, he'll have the chance to say that out loud, let Mobius know he heard him all along.
One day.
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foap-enjoyer · 6 months
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2023 Halloween funny moments.
Bit of a different kind of post than normal, but I just wanted to share with the world.
I answer my door each year on Halloween (In the UK) with my many, many animals (snakes, lizards, spiders, ect), and these are some of the best responses I've gotten to each animal this specific year:
With pictures!
So trigger warning for snakes/lizards/cockroaches/tarantulas.
Lizard (Bearded dragon) (adult) - Is that a gecko? - Oh mum look, it's a... it's... a dinosaur? - Oh wow, that's cool. It's a Komodo lizard thing, right? - Mum! Mum look! He has an armadillo-thingy! - Oh my teacher used to have one of those. It died, I think. - It licked me IT LICKED ME I'M GOING TO DIE - Oh my God it's ACE, HI ACE I KNOW YOU (People know my lizard more than me..)
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Snake (Royal 'ball' Python) (adult) - Holy SHIT - Get that thing away FROM MEEEE - Why would you own one of those. Respectfully, Mr.. snake.. owner, sir? - That's one wicked worm my guy - Is it a boa constrictor? I know snakes really well. - I WANNA HOLD IT MUM CAN I HOLD IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - I like snakes. They like violence, like me. ("Oh, actually he's very shy and gentle...") I don't like this snake. - MUM IT'S THE SNAKE MAN! (I'm well known in these parts as the 'reptile man' haha)
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~ Snake (Hognose snake) (adult) - Why can't I hold this snake? ("Because he's very mean. He eats children") *cries* ("Only bad children, I promise!") *cries harder* - He's ginger! Ewwww! - He's very small... But it's the personality that counts, hey mate? - It's a cornsnake! With a.. oh. It's nose is deformed. Was it inbred?
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~ Tarantula (Nhandu Chromatus/Brazillian Red 'n' white) (adult) - FUCK NO. FUCK. NO. - PISS OF YA DAFT CUNT (To the spider, not me... I think?) - Is it fluffy? Like a dog, I mean. It looks spiky, like a hedgehog. - Can I hold it? ("No, I'm sorry, they're fragile) Wow I've been lied to I thought they were tough as hell. - You, yeah both of you, you've got issues. - It looks like a Tony or something. Is it called Tony? - That fuckers bigger than my face, you feed him fingers or something?
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~ Tarantula (Brachypelma hamorii/Mexican red knee) (baby) - Oh my God... You know what? That's kind of cute. - Mum, can we get one? "Fuck no, Tyler." - It's... what exactly does it do ("Nothing?") well that's boring. - It at least looks cuter than the house-spider I let stay in the corner of my room. He's called Terry.
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~ Madagascan hissing cockroaches (adults) - Why would you own these. - Oh these are those hissing ones... Why aren't they hissing? - It bit me ("It's just her legs holding on") damn gurl you got some daggers on your feet - Can I steal them - Can I eat them - Can I take a selfie with them? - What are their names? ("Oh they're named after Mario princesses-") DAMN where's Princess Peach? PEACH?? PEACH WHERE ARE YOU?! (Don't worry, he found Peach, Peach is the third one. Yes, I can tell them apart)
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Just a small reminder that I am an actual professional with these animals and I don't recommend doing this for Halloween unless you know what you're doing and, more importantly, know your animal (especially with tarantulas!). I did not let any child or adult hold my tarantulas nor my hognose (They're venomous, even if it's a small dose, allergic reactions may occur), and I know my python well enough to know he'll never strike, same with my beardie.
These are, also, not the only animals I have. I have thirteen in total :)
Just a lil notice! All fun though! Hope you enjoyed!
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Jason Todd x Reader
Title: “Frosting and a Candy Cane.”
Pairing- Jason Todd x Reader, featuring Damian Wayne (Matthew Daddario as Jason…)
Warnings: None
Dialogue prompts in bold, credit to @dont-call-my-name-alejandro
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It was date night at yours and Jason’s apartment, and you finally finished decorating your apartment for Christmas. It was Jason’s idea to decorate cookies and gingerbread houses. Your kitchen was covered in flour, sugar, and dough, but you were happy to be done with the baking part.
The next task was to decorate the Christmas cookies and Jason was having a blast. “Jason a skull is not very Christmas-y...” You say as you squeeze your piping bag.
He smiled as he picked up the green icing, “But I am doing green and red... So, it technically is Christmas-y.” he said as a glob of green filled in the outline of the skull.
You shook your head as you tried to do a smiley face on your reindeer cookie. Jason looked at it with a disapproving gaze, and you stuck your tongue out at him. The piping bag burst open, covering your hand in red frosting.
“UGH! No! That cookie took forever!’ you yelled, and Jason was holding back laughter. “This isn’t funny, Jason! I ruined my cookie.” you say as you held up your hand that was covered in icing.
Then Jason’s laughter filled the room, “At least--- at least, haha! at least you can’t see the ugly face you drew on it earlier!” he said between laughter.
You huffed, and then you looked down at your hand. Lifting up your hand, you moved towards Jason, “What-what are you doing?” he said as he backed up, and before he could get away, you smeared the red frosting across his face.
He licked his lips and wiped the excess frosting away from his face. Quickly, he grabbed the piping bags and squeezed a glob into your hair. “Jason!” you shouted, and Jason laughed. 
Running around the counter, you grabbed a handful of flour and threw it at Jason. It stuck to the frosting that covered his face, “YOU ARE ON!” He said as slid across the counter and grabbed you by your waist. He rubbed his face against your cheek and neck, and you squealed. 
He peppered kisses across your cheek, “This was fun, but we have a big mess to clean up now.” he said and the two of you looked around. Flour covered the counter and the floor, and then the front door opened.
“Sorry I am late. I had homework and-- what happened? You expect me to eat cookies that came from this filthy kitchen?” Damian said as he threw his backpack onto the couch.
Both you and Jason glanced at each other and smiled, “Why are you guys smiling like that---” then Damian noticed the frosting covering both of your hands. “Oh no, you two better not! I will murder the two of you with a candy cane!” 
Damian picked up a candy cane from a bowl on the coffee table and snapped in half. He pointed it at the two of you, and you guys cornered him, “OW!” Jason cried out.
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I know this was short, but I wanted to post.
XOXO
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It'd be funny if some reckless virgin amateur investigator signed up for some slutty job one day (not knowing what they have to do) after finding out the suspect (who is thankfully not a murderer) visits the place often, and on that specific day was the suspect sexually frustrated😔
Of course this situation is unreal but I just kind of thought of it and wanted to share
It'd be so hot if the suspect had some type of accent, like if the suspect was a spy from another place or smth.
And the investigator has to wear lewd clothing as part of their job, and how they realized that this isn't a normal job.
It'd be even better if the suspect records the investigator or take pictures of them and threatens to blackmail them haha, while the investigator is absolutely wrecked and covered in cum (m4a)
Wragh, I have the weirdest thoughts.
billet doux — interesting! also, this’ll be kaeya’s (late) birthday post bcs i have nothing in my inbox for him 💔💔 but his name is not used throughout just like the childe one in case u r a kaeya disliker
cw! sub kaeya + dom reader ☆ noncon. implied blackmail.
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reckless virgin amateur investigator who is in a desperate need of money so seeing the job was just way too good to be true. naivety doesn’t get you into good spots, and he knew that, but what’s the worse that could happen?? (btw, i’m interpreting this as the suspect is the reader).
an accent you say.. idk if it’s just me, but i adore scottish and american accents so! wherever your imagination would like to go. the investigator getting your peace disturbed as this person you’ve never seen before barges into your hiding spot. oh, but luckily for you, they’re also hot as fuck, hello?
their attire’s a bit unprofessional honestly, but who are you to complain? tying the investigator up with no issue, blindfolding them so they wouldn’t be able to see your face, and ripping off the sleek pants that hug his ass so nicely, very easily. subjecting him to humiliating acts as he begs for his life, begging for you to not hurt him and be gentle to him.
shushing him as he’s almost on the verge of tears as your hands make their way down his body, one wrapping around his already hard cock and prodding his hole with your other hand. “dirty whore enjoys this, huh? tell your boss i said thank you for the treat,” you laugh.
making him cum over and over with your oh-so skillful hands that he just can’t get enough of, even though he knows this is wrong! “fuck— fuck—,” he cries, unable to even form coherent sentences. “don’t fucking touch me, shit!” though, the way his filthy mouth swears at you contradicts the way his body convulses with every stroke of your hand, every rub of the fingers inside his gummy walls.
you click your tongue, pulling out your phone and putting the poor investigator in all types of humiliating angles. he can hear the sounds of the camera, tears now soaking his blindfold, as he begs for you to not send them to anybody between trembling sobs. gripping his face as you shove two fingers drenched with his own cum into his mouth, you snap another picture. this one has to be your favorite, with his cheeks so flushed from embarrassment and drool dribbling out the corners of his mouth.
“if you satisfy me enough,” you grin, “i’ll consider it.”
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Uppast's Cats Tour Comments: Act 1
note: i'm referring to the cats by their show names, however I may use the actor's name for a specific comment!
Overture
They did this SO well! I definitely missed seeing the cast in the aisles, but they projected the green eyes onto the stage, and it was the perfect amount of creepy/weird/hypnotizing.
I absolutely love the lights slowly being raised while shining all the spotlights, it sets the vibe PERFECTLY
also saying this now: the orchestra was incredible!
Prologue: Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
right off the bat, we’ve a super sweet Demestrap moment, with Munkustrap checking on Demeter after the car! It was adorable!
Devon's voice is SO good for Munkustrap, also the man is TALL OH MY GOD
Tugger didn't get his "can you say of your bite that it's worse than your bark" line, which I was a little disappointed about. However, Zach as Bill Bailey is absolutely 10/10.
Brianna… the babiest Sillabub… so precious... so small...
There were some Victor and Gus moments, with them either standing near each other or sharing looks/touches, so if anyone ships them, y'all got your rarepair moment!
THE BOOT WAS SO LOUD LMAO
They use the set so well!
The Naming of Cats
creepy, wonderful, everything I want from this number
A handful of the cats got right to the edge of the stage where the lighting was, so they were all glowing, and it was the BEST vibe.
Taylor was staring into my soul during the last verse so now I can say I've been vibe-checked by Coricopat.
Invitation to the Jellicle Ball
Hyla is the PERFECT Victoria!!!!! She's so incredibly graceful, she had the sweetest expression on her face, and ugh it was flawless.
Paul is also just an amazing Mistoffelees.
Munkustrap had literally the sweetest moment with Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer and I almost started crying. Right before Jennyanydots' song, when everyone's getting into place, Mungo and Rumple immediately went to Munkustrap and were cuddling his legs, and he gave them pets, and just oh my god T_T
Gumbie Cat
OKAY SO I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THE KITTEN SQUAD SO MUCH MY HEART
When everyone's setting up for Jennyanydots' song, after the nuzzles, the lights start to switch, and the kitten squad was trying to catch the lights on the ground while Munkustrap was looking at them with the fondest expression and i swear i cried a little bit over how cute they were.
SKIMBLE LOVES HIS WIFE SO MUCH AND WAS HELPING HER GET THE KITTENS INTO THEIR MICE COSTUMES
Plato, Alonzo, and Mungojerrie were great cockroaches, 10/10
The Gumbie Trio was so good! Their voices sounded amazing together, and they were all just having so much fun!
SO MUCH MAMA JELLY AND SON TUMBLE I FEEL SO HAPPY
I'm going to go more in-depth in my Kitten Squad post!
Rum Tum Tugger
The way Zach said "Who will it be?" was absolutely amazing, i loved it, 10/10 character introduction.
Jennyanydots stomped off when he interrupted her accolades, she was very upset.
Zach and Devon nailed Tugger and Munkustrap's sibling dynamic PERFECTLY, Devon was the best Tired Older Brother Munkus.
Yeah, this number pretty much confirmed Zach as my favorite Tugger.
Mistoffelees and Cassandra did some lounging together in the background on the car.
Chelsea's Bomba is absolutely *chef's kiss*, I adore her
Obviously Tugger and Mistoffelees did their little dance, and it was wonderful. I'm not sure if other shows had Mistoffelees do this, but he went between Tugger's legs at the end of his little solo and Tugger was just vibing.
MY FAVORITE MOMENT THOUGH had to be near the end of the song, Munkustrap was 100% getting into it, and Tugger went over to him and was teasing him, poking him, and it was the cutest brother interaction.
They did have the camera! Zach did some very Tugger poses, and it was great.
Grizabella the Glamour Cat
haha Tugger went to hide behind the metal bars on the furthest side of the stage away from Grizabella, I'm in ✨pain✨
Sillabub goes to touch Grizabella, Grandpa Skimble pulls her back and starts scolding her, I want to hug the baby.
No, but I did really love that moment. It's off to the side, but you can see him giving her a talking to, and she's trying to say something back, but he's very firm.
Mungojerrie egged George on to scratch Grizabella, George sweetie don't be mean.
Taylor has such a perfect voice for Grizabella, and I loved her look!
OKAY SO LAUREN AND CHELSEA'S VOICES
Lauren's voice is so smooth and suave, and Chelsea's voice has a little growl that almost made me pass out, like ma'am i'm in love? But their voices mixed together, as well as how slightly different they are was such a great choice, and I kind of hope that other future productions take note and have two actresses with vastly different vocals for Demeter and Bombalurina.
Bustopher Jones
Mistoffelees and Victoria go to great Bustopher together and it was the cutest thing, they were so excited to see him!
Munkustrap immediately grabbing Mungo and Rumple by the necks and steering the gremlins away from the Very Important Cat.
Tugger was keeping watch so Munkustrap could be silly with everyone else during Bustopher's number, and that's not something I'm forgetting. Usually, obviously, Munkustrap's sort of in the background, standing, watching, and not really interacting. But Tugger switched places, and was up on the scaffolding watching, and it was CUTE!
My Tuggandra crumbs, thank you Zach and Lexy, I'm indebted to you both.
Tugger literally was just lounging on the car during the end of Bustopher's song, just waving his arms around, and I love him.
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer
Elana (Teazer for this show) had the PERFECT Rumple giggle!
They're so silly, I love them
They made the best facial expressions, especially when Mungo "stole" Rumple's pearls.
Very dramatic gremlin twins, jumping all over the place, not caring about anything!
They were so confident at the end of their song when they went to walk off, and immediately went into "oh shit" mode when Munkus, Plato, and Alonzo came out.
Run through the legs of Munkus! See Munkus, this is why you need to not stand with your legs apart when you're attempting to control kittens.
Old Deuteronomy
Saying it again, Devon and Zach are SUCH a good Munkustrap and Tugger.
The babies were so excited to see Old Deut! They could barely contain themselves, and then got cuddles! (Also Tanto was with the kittens and i love that for her, let her be a kitten!! I definitely got "big brother Cori/little sister Tanto" vibes)
Everyone's getting Deut nuzzles!!
Tugger did a VERY dramatic shimmy at his dad, and Deut laughed, and I cried.
Tugger and Munkustrap standing on either side of their dad!!!! He's so proud of them!!
Jellicle Ball
Sillabub was hiding on top of the oven before the Ball, sweet baby T_T
George got to sing with Old Deut!! Happy boy!!
TUMBLE FLIPS TUMBLE FLIPS TUMBLE FLIPS
Jennyanydots and Skimbleshanks being the Supervisors!!
There was a really sweet Jellylorum and Alonzo moment (def going to talk more about it in the Alonzo post), but my "Jellylorum is Alonzo, Tumble, and Pounce's Mom" hc is feeling SO VALIDATED TONIGHT
I've said this so many times, but I adore that Plato and Victoria get their own little solo before their Big Solo. It's so sweet, and Hyla and Adam have wonderful chemistry!
Tugger chases Bomba offstage before The Moment, and I love that for them
CUDDLE PILE!!!
Munkustrap and Demeter cuddled together in the corner away from the pile and I want to sob because they were just so sweet, her head was on his shoulder, and he was holding her, and literally everyone in this show has such good chemistry with each other.
Tugger looks up with the psychic twins during Grizabella's reveal, once again making me think that Tugger and Munkustrap have magic like their brother.
OH AND TUGGER DID THE STUPIDEST LITTLE DANCE WHERE HE WAS SHAKING HIS BUTT AND HAVING FUN AND MUNGOJERRIE LAUGHED AT HIM AND THEY HAD A MOMENT AND IT WAS GREAT
Memory
ouch ouch ouch
Jennyanydots blocks the stairs up to Deut's tire so Grizabella can't go to Deut, my heart
steering the babies away from Grizabella even though Silla wants to give her a hug.
Taylor you hurt me in the best way possible
I always get emotional over Grizabella's dance before her song, it's such a telling moment, but unfortunately I don't think everyone understands that it's supposed to be a serious moment and not funny.
Deut sits on his tire the entire song and it's HEARTBREAKING
At the very end, Grizabella does the reaching back, and Deut reaches forward, and if you're sitting in the right spot it looks like they're touching and i'm NOT OKAY
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nowis-scales · 3 years
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Headcanons for Hinoka’s Birthday
Of the royal siblings, I find that I see the least love for Hinoka. Given the overall structuring of the story and everything, I can see why that came to be, but... well, to be honest, I still find that I find I love her more and more every day. So! Here are a set of headcanons for the pegasus princess’s birthday. Hopefully someone will find joy in them!
• The common belief among most is that Ryoma is the tough nut to crack when it comes to people dating their siblings. This is blatantly wrong — it’s Hinoka. Sure, he cares to some degree, but nobody cares like Hinoka does. She is very protective of her siblings and insists that their partners treat them like the wonderful people they are. The first couple weeks of the relationship will feel like a soft probation whenever Hinoka is around. She might even set Kaze up on a mission to just check in every once in awhile to ensure the relationship is going well. She definitely tries not to be too invasive, lest she upset her siblings, but she wants to know for certain that their partners are good for them. It’s also worth noting that this is not reserved for Takumi and Sakura. Those who date Corrin, Azura, and even Ryoma will get this treatment. Hell, if you show interest in Setsuna, she might act the same! It’s quite a journey to get her blessing, but once you have it, she’ll treat you like you’re part of her family too.
•  The least picky eater in like... all of Hoshido. As I mentioned in a previous headcanon post, the one thing she doesn’t really like to eat is roe. Everything else is pretty much fair game. Of the Hoshidans, she is the most willing to try Nohrian foods. Scarlet even managed to convince her to try the Chevois delicacy that is escargot. Pretty much everyone else at the table was horrified, but she admitted that with a little seasoning, they didn’t taste half bad. Some credit her poor cooking ability to her weird ability to eat most things, but nobody’s sure whether or not that’s true.
• If you’re ever having a rough night and want to sleep in her bed with her, she honestly might let you. Between Ryoma who was terrified of sleeping alone after Cheve, Takumi who suffers from night terrors, Azura who mutters and cries in her sleep, and Sakura who fears being attacked during the night by either ghosts or Nohrians... Hinoka has learned to enjoy the presence of others when she’s sleeping. Her siblings can just crawl into her bed and snuggle up at any time, and she’ll accept them without even opening her eyes. I imagine Elise probably ended up in her bed once by accident, looking for Camilla in the dark but snuggling up with Hinoka instead. Hinoka was very confused upon waking up to discover that she was not, in fact, cuddling with Sakura.
• When it comes to alcohol, Hinoka is a mega lightweight, but she’s also ferociously in denial about it. She will talk herself up and even participate in drinking contests, but she’s really not able to handle much before she begins stumbling all over and slurring her words. The end result of her trying to keep up with everyone else is usually having her siblings or retainers help her back to her room while she tries not to throw up or fall over. It’s just not good for her all around, but everyone else finds it a bit funny.
• If there is one comment she hates hearing more than anything, it’s when she gets angry or embarrassed, and someone says that her face is turning as red as her hair. If she’s already angry and you say that to her, I would run if I were you. If she had a list of pet peeves, hearing that comment would be at the top of the list. Seriously, just why?
• The “haha Hinoka doesn’t have big boobs” jokes is prevalent in fandom, just as it always is when a character’s breasts are sized anything other than a middling cup size. In the anthology comics, I believe they even reference this with Hinoka envying Camilla’s chest... but to be honest, I actually get the feeling she doesn’t. Maybe she might have as a young teenager, but as an adult, I think she probably grew comfortable with her chest size. She finds it easier to fight without having to worry about extra support, so when people tease her about it, she just kind of shrugs her shoulders and makes some remark. Doesn’t really matter to her either way, she just wishes she could find some way to help her friends like Camilla be more comfortable!
• At 21 years old, she still maintains that one of her simultaneously proudest and most embarrassing moments on earth was when she punched her cousin in the face. Now, Hinoka’s not a punch without reason kind of girl. If she’s going to hit, it’s going to be with purpose. She also, like all of the Hoshidan siblings, does not care for most of her cousins. This cousin, Hikaru, happened to be one she particularly could not stand due to his horrible attitude and superiority complex. In this case, the purpose behind her hit was knocking the snot out of her awful cousin, who had cornered Azura and threatened to hurt her. Considering that Hinoka had never once liked him, she had no qualms with hitting him right in the kisser. She probably might have kept going after him too, but was promptly stopped by Mikoto and Ryoma trying to pull her away from him. She admits that she could have controlled her temper better, but she also admits that it was totally worth it.
• There is absolutely this impression among the people of Hoshido that the royals are so cool and perfect, but Hinoka will tell you herself she was an awkward teenager. Growing up a princess meant she still had responsibilities, even with her battle training, so she found herself really caught between the two impressions she was giving off. Couple that with the fact that she had an awkward puberty like so many of us do, complete with lanky body and acne, and she’d admit that she came out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly. She was still pretty cool even when she was a self-proclaimed caterpillar, though. She was just also still figuring herself out.
• The people around her are fairly positive that she stopped being a crybaby a long time ago, right? They’re not exactly correct. In fact, Hinoka is still quite prone to bursting into tears. She simply has a better grasp on her crying reflex than she did when she was a girl, so when she needs to cry, she will often hold it in until she’s private and can finally let the tears release. Of course, there are times when she refuses to hold back, such as in Birthright when they locate Takumi after him having been missing. Some things just call for tears more than others, you know? In those moments, she tries to not be as ashamed of them as she might be otherwise.
• I’ve mentioned before that my interpretation of Ikona doesn’t really have her as the best mom. She was resentful of her husband and to an extent her children, but would often grow to love them quickly upon interacting more. Even so, she had a tendency to play favourites. Protective and obedient of her beloved mother, Ikona favoured Hinoka a bit more than the others. It was actually her influence that built some of Hinoka’s negative behaviour towards Mikoto, for her mother would convince her that it was acceptable to treat her in such a way because she was trying to “get rid of” Ikona. Looking back on the relationship between herself and her mother now, Hinoka does not regard it as exceptionally healthy... but still feels a little guilty about how much she secretly misses her.
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shadow--writer · 3 years
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Hello there! I was wondering if you could headcanon a modern AU with Arsa, Julian, and Muriel being in their freshman year of high school and an older!MC (like, junior year) defending them from bullies, so the boys gain a massive crush on the MC but don’t say anything about their said crush until they find MC being bullied and just go “How dare they bully my future spouse!” Fluffy confession afterwards.
👀👀👀👀 why hello there. More modern au stuff? Heck yes this is my jam!
I hope you don’t mind me tweaking this a little bit for the guys + the beautiful Asra (who is non-binary so no gendered terms for this beautiful person! Just a reminder ^^ yes I use they/them and he/him interchangeably like the chaos demon I am it’s what Asra would’ve wanted) to be new in the High School but they’re all Juniors ^^ 
(sorry Freshmen x upperclassmen feels a little gross since Freshmen are right out of middle school, just feels weird to write so I aged em up a bit!)
I really did go bezerk today so much writing got done! I’m in class Wednesdays and Thursdays so nothing gets done haha :,) but today I got two things done! Requests are open check out my pinned post!
Also I went bonkers on these headcanons lmao enjoy! 
Julian, Asra, Muriel x MC highschool au
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Julian
He’s new to your school and in your human anatomy class (along with your theatre and art class)
He’s very shy at first 
Once he opens up he’s loud and the classclown
But uhhh some kids aren’t too happy with him gaining as much attention and love as you are
After class during your lunch period a group of kids go after him, taking his stuff
When they come across his notes on anatomy (and more science notes) and when they find his sketchbook things go from bad to worse
Julian is almost in tears when they laugh at him, tearing up his notes and his drawings
But he can’t cry, he can’t be going around school known as the kid who cried over this
He’s taller than these kids but they move faster, he seems like a calf who just seemed to walk chasing after them
You’ve had enough of this group of kids. They go after every new person and you’ve had it up to here with them
“GIVE HIM HIS STUFF BACK!”
Julian falls for you hard and fast, watching you chase after them, even getting into a fight with one
You got pretty beat up, cut your lip and you’re bruising. Since he wants to be a doctor and he’s pretty good with his hands and stuff he patches you up
You look so cool and badass wiping the blood off the corner of your mouth he could swoon right then and there
Don’t worry he takes you to the nurse
He now has the BIGGEST crush on you. Like it is huge
He draws you now, little doodles to help with face structure and anatomy 
He keeps drawing you after you got into a fight, he just loves how badass and amazing you looked
He’ll start to get closer to you after that, and you find out he’s actually really funny and cool
One day the bullies come back for a round two
This time Julian is ready, he’s been at this school for months he can deal with these guys now
They corner you two after school (y’all are probably going out to get ice cream with some more friends)
One tries to come at you but Julian punches them accidently yelling “STAY AWAY FROM THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!”
You’re...you’re shocked
Everyone is shocked
Julian is mortified. 
After you two scare the bullies away he mumbles his way through an apology and how that was wrong of him to say and it was an accident
But you thought it was cute
And you kind of like him too. .....you like him a lot 
You kiss his cheek to get him to stop rambling with a small smile. “I like you a lot.”
He grins and picks you up in a hug. “Really really?!”
More giggles. “Yes really really!”
He’ll kiss you so hard your cheeks squish and your teeth clash together 
Ice cream and homework can wait
Asra
Asra is a very shy person to start off with 
Doesn’t make friends very easily, you have to come to him first 
But once he gets drawn out of his shell he’s outgoing and fun
With bring his tarot cards in to do readings during lunch. The other kids love it it’s very fun
But there’s a group of people who don’t like him or his cards at all
So they corner him after school and take his cards 
Now tarot cards are expensive (I say this from experience of buying a deck)
So he’s in tears by the time they’re done tearing some of the cards up 
You’re on your way home from school when you see it happening 
Without even thinking you charge into the fray, yelling at the bullies and yanking the cards out of their hands
You bite the hand of one of the bullies who wasn’t letting go
They hurl insults at you and Asra as they walk away leaving the two of you with the mess of torn up cards
The cards that did survive were the Fool, the Magician and the Lovers
Asra is still crying over the loss of most of his other cards. He was very attached to them and judging by their worn corners and faded art he had them for a while
You offer to take him to buy some new ones
He jolts up to look at you, his tears startled away.
“O-Oh MC you don’t h-have to do that...I’ll be okay...”
You insist, and finally he gives in
They pick out a deck that he does admit is way prettier than his old one (this deck being the deck in the game)
You buy it and suddenly it has way more value to him 
He watched you fight for his cards and him
So he starts to fall for you 
You being oblivious but a sweetheart, befriend him and you two become very close
He only does tarot readings for your close friend group now
He doesn’t want to risk the deck you gave to him
One day you two are walking home to do homework and hang out 
But the bully you bit corners you and starts yelling 
Apparently they were embarrassed over the fact you bit them and now there’s a joke about how they got taken down by someone who bit them
So they want to get you back to regain their honour 
Asra sees and just heckin
Y E E T S
their backpack at them yelling: “IF YOU TOUCH MY CRUSH I’LL SIC MY SNAKE ON YOU”
They fall to the ground, Asra swipes the bag up and the two of you book it
You’re laughing really hard and he wonders why
Then you tell him about confessionsino and he about dies on the side of the road
Wheezing from being out of breath and laughing you kiss him 
“I like you too, snake lover.”
Muriel
Muriel is shy before and after you get to know him. He’s the new kid so you expect it but he never opens up
He no talk
Nope nope no he’s very tight lipped and will blush whenever he gets called on
He gets bullied for being too shy
Like looking at the size of him he should be on the football team but no he volunteers at the animal shelter and is in the animal science club
I’m sorry but hear me out here: Muriel with thick black glasses (I don’t make the rules or take critique)
He gets cornered by some of the spots teams trying to pressure him into joining during lunch 
He doesn’t want to 
Things get a little violent
You’re eating nearby, listening to music and trying to get some Zoology work done
Sounds of a scuffle get your attention, you’re a little pissed off since you want to get some work done in peace
Then you see the new kid (Muriel) getting roughed around by some of the sports kids
Angrily, you get to your feet and stomp over to them, yelling at them to stop what they were doing
They don’t listen to you and Muriel’s glasses get broken (someone steps on them)
You start fighting them, yelling at them to leave Muriel alone
Finally after a bit they leave, spitting on the ground at your feet
You yell after them (probably calling them lowlife lizard skin cowards) hands trembling with your anger
Taking a deep breath you turn to Muriel, helping him pick up his stuff
When he sees his glasses in pieces he nearly cries
You pack his bag, asking softly if it would be okay if you hugged him 
He nods slowly, and you wrap your arms around him, letting him cry silently into your shoulder
You stick near him after that, becoming his friend and fierce protector 
He gets this huge crush on you soon after that
Poor baby doesn’t know what to do 
He helps you out with your Zoology homework and you listen as he goes on about the dogs in the shelter he works on
You develop a crush on him after that
One day the sports kids come back for a round two after school 
Muriel is in the bathroom and you told him you’d be waiting in the courtyard
The sports kids were going for Muriel but seeing you alone was too good an opportunity to pass up
They start pushing you around and when Muriel comes out to see them messing with you he gets so angry
Seeing this 6′5 (he grows taller by the end of the year) broad kid walk towards them scares the heck outta the sports kids 
But they don’t back off until he stands over them, eyes dark with anger
“Leave my friend and crush alone,” he snaps
They scurry off soon after that
You’re standing there shocked at what he said
When he realizes what he says he melts down
You jump into his arms in a hug and laugh 
“You’re my crush too!”
He’s very shocked, you tenderly kiss him with another smile
You go to his house, hand in hand, talking about dogs, laughing, and blushing.
Maybe moving schools wasn’t so bad.
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What does the stone soup tag mean?
Hi! I’m going to give you a very long answer cause I’m glad to be asked! Stone soup is an eastern european folktale about sharing that I was recently reminded of.
A few times lately I’ve been very excited about the well-established fandom/internet phenomenon of open-ended creative collaboration. You know when one person says ‘haha it would be funny if x’ and then a different person says ‘ooh that would also be great because y’ and then someone else says oh my gosh i love this so much so i wrote ‘funny great thing z’ and then maybe there’s more, with a fourth person going aslkafjdalfhfhlak or what have you. And sometimes none of them even know eachother! That. I really like that. In general.
I love people’s ability to come up with stories. I love humankind’s ability to work together to create beautiful things that no one person could make by themselves. 
I just...really like people. We do...people things. And, really, a lot of times it’s great.
There was a moment in this other long answer where I said/realized that I didn’t have a specific tag for when I participate in that (adding on to other people’s au or meta) and I was like maybe I should? A lot of how I tag my blog is just how I wish other people would tag theirs because gosh darn it sometimes I want to read everything they wrote in chronological order but you’ve got to tag consistently for /chrono to work.
And then I added on to a post by copperbadge and kyraneko added on to that and I got very excited in the tags of this post about how big it got, because I already admired copperbadge, and when I started scrolling through kyraneko’s stuff I realized I also already admired a bunch of their stuff.
Also while scrolling through kyraneko’s work, I saw the stone soup tag and was like...that...is...perfect.
The stone soup story goes like this: There’s a famine (this is an eastern european folktale after all). The villagers are down to their last scraps of food .
A traveler comes to town (in the version I remember hearing, it was a Rabbi, but the internet says peddler. I imagine there’s a lot of variations on the tale). The town tells the wanderer they have no food to share. 
“That’s quite alright. I have all I need. In fact, I was planning on making stone soup to share with all of you.”
Begins setting up a pot, and a fire. The hungry townsfolk gather. With great ceremony, the traveler pulls out a handful of ordinary looking stones from an ornately carved box, and drops them in the water. 
The townsfolk are skeptical but are assured by the stranger (who the villagers can’t help but notice looks rather well fed considering the times) that in a few hours “there will be a fine meal for all!”
They watch as the pot is stirred with much vigor, and listen as the cook reminisces about the best stone soup they’ve made in times past.
“The soup is quite hearty on its own, but alas, it’s much finer with carrots. I think the greatest stone soup I ever made had carrots!”
“...I may have one or two in the corner of my cellar.” And a man, eager at the prospect of a good meal for his family, sends his son home to fetch the carrots. Another man, seeing that the first did this, does the same, and soon they have a healthy collection.
“Can’t have carrots without onion!” Another woman cries. “It throws off the balance! It will be too sweet!” And she sends her daughter home to fetch an onion. Another woman does the same. And another. 
“Good soup requires meat. I only have a small salted cut left-” “I might have a strip- scarcely enough for a bite, but might be enough to add some flavor-” 
“We were saving this, but-” 
“Nan, don’t we have some potatoes that are nearly about to sprout anyway-” 
In the end, just as promised, there was a fine meal for all. Long after the famine ended, the village continued to reminisce about the finest soup they had ever eaten. 
And marveled at the fact that the first ingredient was just a stone.
TLDR: The stone soup tag is for when I add on to other people’s ideas, but I only recently started using it.
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Insecurity // Dick Grayson
requested by a lovely anon!
1/2 Hi! Can I please have a dick Grayson x reader who is insecure and anxious and hasn’t told dick about it because apparently boys don’t like insecure girls. She feels she’s not good enough for him. She gets recognised in public as ‘dick Graysons girlfriend’ and the person says ‘he’s SO FAR out of you league. Haha you’re ugly and your relationship won’t last for long.’ 2/2 the she goes home crying and goes to sleep. Dicks comes to sleep and she in eventually she starts crying lying down and she tries not to disturb dick but he wakes up and says ‘what’s wrong oh noo?!!! And the reader tells him everything and how he could have anyone so why would he want her? And he comforts!!! And says cheesy lovey things and says how much the reader means to him and kisses!!! Thank you!!
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a/n: i'm sorry you had to wait for this, I ak having a hard time rn. But thank you so much for the request! I love getting requests! Also I kinda altered it and it's more angsty but I hope you like it dear! ❤️
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You were already having a bad day. You had to wake up early for work. Had to leave without saying bye to Dick, as he was sleeping in after last night’s patrol. But you made a little time to admire your boyfriend. Peacefully sleeping with pieces of black hair covering his beautiful face. You glanced at your reflection in the mirror at the corner of the room. Despite wearing one of your favorite outfits you didn’t like what you see. It was just... One of those days.
Normally you’re okay with yourself but every once in a while you get extremely insecure and that’s when all those mean thought get to you. You tried to brush it off as you walked to work. To think about something else. And.. It kinda worked? You weren’t feeling extremely well but you put on some good music while walking and focused on the lyrics rather than you thoughts.
You stoped at the bus stop waiting for it to arrive. Watching a puddle in front of you heard some chatting from behind you.
„.. No. It’s not her. I mean look at her! The fuck! A top shot guy would date that. No, that is not Grayson’s girl.”
„She is I’m telling you! I saw her on a pic he posted. But you know what? Imma go and ask.”
You froze, hearing the conversation and hoped they weren’t talking about you. Sure you did know they were talking about you but still.
You felt someone gently touching your shoulder causing you to curse mentally.
„Hello, sorry to bother but me and my friend were wondering.. Are you y/n y/l?”
You swallowed the spit you had in your mouth and turned to see a woman. She had long fair hair and a pair of shiny green eyes, she is around your age.
„Uhm yes. That would be me. Can I help you with anything?”
The other woman you heard stepped closer.
„Are you really dating Dick Grayson?” you heard her voice. Like she didn’t believe it.
You took all your strength and nodded.
„Yes, yes I am.”you said, surprising yourself by not having a shaky voice. You were so close to a breaking down...
The both giggled.
„Aham, all right thank you!... Oh wait one more question... How do you do it? Are you using some sort of magic? It’s Gotham I wouldn’t be surprised..”
Your lips trembled.
„I.. I don’t know what you mean.”
„Come on girl. There us no way in hell a guy like Dick Grayson would date you. He is sooo out if your league. He is so damn hot and a son of a billioner! I just can’t wrap my head around the fact that you, a gray little nobody is dating him. No offense, dear, you’re just nit a good fit for him.”
You thanked every living creature because in that moment you heard the bus pull up. You manged to excuse yourself quickly and quietly from those bullies and ran to the bus.
The remaining part of the day is kind of a blur. You honestly have no idea how you managed without breaking down. You felt like someone was clenching your stomach and had the urge to cry the whole time. But until the moment you stepped in your apartment you did not.
You knew Dick wasn’t home yet. He works late. Gets up late. And latley... Your interaction with your own boyfriend was so damn little... That it was just another excuse for you to feel insecure.
Let’s be honest. He is such a beautiful man, amazing body, breathtaking eyes, always so kind and sweet to everyone. What if he is only with you because he feels sorry for you.
You never talk to him about your insecurities because in your mind that would only make his choice of leaving you easier. In your mind, guys don’t like insecure girls. Dick is an amazing human but.. Would he be different? Would he still love you if he knew how anxious you were? You keep telling yourself, no, he wouldn’t.
You only bothered to get off your shoes and coat and throw your bag somewhere. You made your way to your shared bed, lied down and hugged a pillow.
The bitter sound of your crying was the only noise in your home for... Hours? It easily could have been hours. You kept wishing Dick was here to comfort you but that you kept reminding yourself that if he saw you like this he would straight up leave you.
You don’t know when but you fell asleep.
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Dick opens the door to your apartment so delicately, so quietly. He does not want to wake you. Ah, you. All day he waited for this moment so he could finally get home and cuddle up next to you.
With him working and being on patrol a lot he.. He doesn’t see you as much anymore as he would like. He feels bad for it. He tries to leave patrol earlier or skip it, when he can but still... When was the last time you woke up together? Or when did you fall asleep together? It’s been too long and he... He misses you.
After cleaning himself up and changing clothes he walks in the bedroom and climbs next to you. It is too dark in there for Dick to see your tear stained cheeks. But what he notices is that you are still in your normal clothes and not your sleepwear.
Maybe you were just too tired to change. He excepts his own little answer and goes to sleep.
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You woke up with one of his arms around you. You have a moment of joy. A moment of forgetful happiness before everything hits you. You can make out his silhouette and that alone is enough for you to break down. You try to be quiet as much as possible.
You cry, thinking if he saw you... He could leave you. You wouldn’t blame him. You feel like there’s just problems with you.
You heart practically stopped beating for a second as you heard Dick shift in his sleep.
„Babe..” he mumbled.
You collected all your strength and answered, hopefully without a shaky voice.
„Go back to sleep, baby.”
But.. He didn’t. He turned fully towards you and still half asleep caressed your cheek.
„I missed you all day Y/N.. Are you crying?” he asked suddenly sitting up, forgetting about sleeping.
Damn it.
„Yeah... But it’s fine, Dick. Go back to sleep.. I’m fine” you couldn’t actually say the lats words because you started crying so loudly. You felt him hugging you close.
„Shh, y/n. You can tell me. That’s why I here.”
„I.. Can’t... You’ll hate me.” you whispered between sniffing and crying.
„What? No! I love you, silly! I won’t hate you!” Dick responds. He starts to think though. What could make him hate you...? Maybe you cheated...? No, he knows you didn’t. You love him.... you love him, right?
„Promise?”
Dick tries to be funny and offers you his pinky.
„Pinky promise.”
„I... Lately... I just feel so awful! All the time! I’m so anxious Dick. It’s so so bad. Every morning I avoid looking in the mirror because I hate what I see. I can’t even believe why would you even consider dating someone like me. The women I met at the bus station were right. You’re so far out of my league.”
In a way this was worse than cheating. Dick felt heartbroken. He failed at being your boyfriend. He was supposed to make you feel safe! Loved! To be a safe place for you, to make you feel trusted. He failed at that. What else hasn’t he notice?
Dick felt hot tears streaming down his own face. He pulled you closer to himself.
„Y/N... I feel so ashamed. I can’t imagine how badly I must have treated you to feel like this. After all I’ve done, or rather not done I extremely worried that you want to get up and leave me. I mean I would understand but...I love you! You have to know that. I am sorry for not telling it to you enough. I need to show my love for you more. And if that is what it takes for you to realize how an amazing woman you are than I will. Because you are, amazing, I can’t imagine coming home and not finding you here. You are the single most important thing in my life. I just... Me being out of your league? Hell! You are out of my league! I don’t deserve you. I know these oast few weeks we... We barley talked. Like really talked. I was so busy with everything but that’s not an excuse to leave you alone. I can’t even ask for your forgiveness... „
„ Dick... „
„ No, really I don’t. I am supposed to make you feel loved yet you think I would leave you because you are insecure? Because you are anxious? Those are more reasons for me to stay and help you. But you feel like I can’t help you with these and that is purely my fault. But... I promise if you give me a chance, I will make up for it. I’ll be the man you deserve. Shower you with love, listen to you, help you in every way you want. Because I love you,so, so much. I can’t stand to lose you. „
You bury your face in his chest and don’t even try to hold back the tears. He doesn’t either. You cry but you are happier that you got it off you chest. Dick cries, afraid of losing you. He won’t. You won’t leave him. It will take some time for you to fully open up and talk about every insecurity you have but Dick is willing to wait for you. He will wait for you till the end of the times. Because he loves you. And you live him. And for now, on this quiet September night, love is enough.
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Anon asked: Heyyy! Can we have some HC on style 5 as fathers? Thank you
Yes! The boys as fathers have me so soft 🥺
Father Headcanons (Style 5)
I got carried away with these hcs... might have to make a separate post for each later on 😅 long post ahead!
Haru
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Personally I imagine Haru with a daughter first
Like can you imagine how cute that would be? 🥺🥺the whole like father like daughter 🥺🥺
Haru doesn’t get this whole babies thing, in fact he’s panicking on the inside, but the moment he holds his child in his arms, it’s like every thought every worry has now become irrelevant
The only thing that matters is the child in his arms❤️
Smiles a lot more now because he is genuinely happy.
Even lets his laughs be heard more often just for his kid lol
When his child grows up a bit more, he definitely wants to teach them how to swim and how to ahem ~be one with the water~
He’s not a pushy father at all tho he won’t ever force his child to go down the swimming path and would rather have them get into something they are passionate about
Nevertheless, he still would like them to know how to swim atleast, it’s not a bad thing to learn
But um...he’s not the best of teachers...
Uncle Makoto here to save the day!
That being said, Haru always wants to be there for his child, be able to go to as much of their competitions/meets/games/etc. as he can even though he’s so busy with his own training schedules
He just wants to be there for them and he wants them to know that too<3
Oh um also...he’s bad at scolding...he’ll try to “scold” his little kid for doing something wrong like picking things off the ground and putting it in their mouth but his child just looks up at him like 😯
Also Haru changing diapers? Haha... “ahh (y/n)! How do I do this?”
He gets better at this tho over time :)
Watch his child not like Mackerel
He’s still confused over this whole father thing, but he knows that he really does want to love and be there for his child<3
Btw how cool would it be to have a dad being a world renowned swimmer? 😱
*haru excitingly watching as you feed your baby daughter (I see him w a daughter ok but it’s your choice) mackerel for the first time*
*baby makes a weird face and spits out mackerel*
“*Haru gasps dramatically* She doesn’t like mackerel.”
Baths with his kid. 🐬
JUST IMAGINE THAT I DONT EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN IT
How precious 🥺
You sitting on the edge of the bathtub, silently watching Haru as he holds his baby in the bath with a small smile, eyes then slowly drifting up to lock in with yours, his smile a bit wider and everything he feels for you and his child, all shining in his eyes ❤️
There cannot be a more perfect, little, peaceful family <3
Makoto
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An amazing father!
We’ve seen him with his little siblings Ren and Ran!
That doesn’t mean he won’t panick from time to time because it’s different when it’s your own child
He’s the type to do the whole baby talk and little cooes with his baby but turns bashful when he catches you quietly standing in the doorway watching 🤣
His cooking skills have improved a bit...
You already work so hard everyday for the baby and the house, he wants to lessen your burdens and give you a little break <3🥺
Family cuddles! With you and Makoto on either side and your child/children in the middle! How precious🥺
I see Makoto’s children being a lot more brave and daring than he is like watching “scary” (like Cartoon Network scary XD) movies and wanting going on adventures in places supposedly paranormal
“Dad stop being such a scaredy cat! I wanna go watch this movie already!”
“Ahh (y/n)!! Help me! 😰”
His kids are mischievous bro always do those puppy dog eyes to get him into their schemes
“AH NO (Y/N)! IT WAS THEIR IDEA I PROMISE!”
He also spoils his kids XD
Don’t think that means he doesn’t know when the boundaries are crossed and when he needs to get a bit strict
He may spoil his kids but spoiled kids are a big no no (there’s a difference)
The kids actually grow up to be sweet and respectful
Aww imagine Makoto teaching his own kids how to swim and sending them to an sc🥺
He’s just such a loving father and SO supportive!
His children love that they can come to him with any of their problems and know that he’s going to listen intently and understand, while also offering any advice he might think suitable <3
As if you alone didn’t make his heart well enough with so much love, his heart practically bursts with his children❤️
Ready to sacrifice everything he has for the happiness and well being of his family ❤️
Nagisa
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Excitement is an UNDERSTATEMENT
As if this baby himself wasn’t cute enough, just IMAGINE HIS CHILDREN
omg omg omg cuteness overload
He’s jumping up and down when his baby is about to come, however he calms down when he actually gets a chance to hold them and he’s just in a soft, serene state, looking on at his little one with a small smile~
All his little toddler has to do is slightly tug on his shirt, and Nagisa is in a full gushing frenzy
He cries over how adorable they are
Nagisa baby YOU are adorable
He’s such a funny dad always makes his kids laugh!
Like when his child is a baby, he would come over making silly faces that half of the time either made baby laugh or baby cry 😣
Tickle Monster 😏
Finger puppets! I totally see him doing this as a father!
Nagisa won’t tease his kids a whole lot tho, knowing how frustrating it can get having experienced for a good amount of his life by his older sisters
He wants his kids to have fun ALL the time just like him 😁
He shows them his secret sweet stash when he believes it is time
So you’re going to have to be the one implementing the rules and regulations
“Come on, it’s time for bed let’s go, it’s past 11”
“Aww come on (y/n)-chan look at how happy they are! Just give us five more minutes🥺”
The challenging part for you is that you end up having to give in a lot more because now there’s more than 1 who’ve mastered the puppy dog eyes around the house
Another supportive dad! (They all are) he wants to be there for his kids’ firsts! And for all their games and competitions etc.
This is going to be such a fun little family with LOTS of love, support, chocolate, and fun! ❤️
Rei
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No theory, no book, no calculations prepared him for the moment his child was placed in his arms
He’s immediately brought to tears and whispers a small “beautiful” 🥺
The type to document EVERY moment of his child
You end up having like 10 albums and tapes of just your kid(s)
ALL of your little ones firsts have all been recorded and documented to reminisce on later in the future🥺
Always nudging you and showing you the cute little things your baby is doing off in the corner🥺
He can be strict
Unlike Nagisa, oh no he is not spoiling his kid’s diet
Their kid is eating their entire rainbow with lots of fruits and vegetables, along with the right amount of protein and milk
However there are times where he chills out and actually bakes cookies and sweets for his children 🥺
And they are *chefs kiss*
However when Uncle Nagisa comes over...those kids know what’s up 😝😋
Wants to show them the beauty of swimming, specifically the butterfly stroke
You don’t have to worry about your kids getting low grades, because Rei will personally take care of that😌
He just wants his children work hard so they can become the best at whatever they choose to do in the future <3
Haha you wanna know what I’m imagining?
Him having a daughter that is an EXACT copy of him
And it will completely leave him speechless at moments XD
“Ahem...Daddy, the way that you pitch the ball is off by approximately 15 degrees according to the direction and pressure of the wind...not beautiful” *pushes glasses up*
Rei is just like 😨😱
Anyways you can forget about having excessive burden on your shoulders from parenting because this man is going to give it his all for you and his children❤️
Rin
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The second his baby was delivered, he was already a crying mess, however when they are actually placed in his arms, it’s like all the tears have suddenly stopped, and it’s just a moment for Rin.
However he starts crying again immediately after
He loves his child so much! ❤️
They are a physical embodiment of his love with you! <3
He now understands the sacrifices his own father made for the sake of his family and now Rin is willing to to the same for his own
All his tsundereish tendencies vanish and he just becomes one big softy 😤
Don’t think that means that Rin doesn’t know how to be strict tho
Oh he is a strict dad but he only does is it for his child’s own good
He will shower them in just as much affection after the scolding <3
Like even after he gets a bit harsh on his child and sees their eyes, Rin immediately stops and goes into your shared room and starts sniffling
“H-hey (y-y/n)...w-was I too harsh on them?”
Yes he’s the type of dad to get onto you for brushing your teeth
He’s also that dad helping his kids with math
He has let his emotions show a lot more now.
Like when his baby started taking his first steps...Rin cried, camera in his hand shaking
When his child picked a flower and brought it to him...shark baby cried.
Or when one of his children brought home their essay about Rin being their biggest hero...Rin cried.
A very supportive family!
With you guys going to support him swimming at the world stage, and Rin going to all his children’s events and being their #1 fan <3
I can see Rin owning a “The World’s Best Dad” or “#1 Dad” mug and proudly drinking from it XD <33
He also gets very competitive with his kids! He gets very into the sports and games he plays with them
Teaching them tricks and tips along the way
And swimming? He’s got it in the bag, your child will get the hang of it under a week.
Some days Rin likes to lie with you on the bed, wrapping an arm around you to hold you close and pressing a a soft kiss to your temple, thanking you for being the love of his life and making him the world’s happiest man alive 🥺❤️
A/n: The boys would be such good fathers!They can all have my babies I love the parenting concept! I’m probably going to make separate hcs for them in the future 🥺
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Late Night Snack
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Toyomitsu Taishirou (FatGum) x Reader
Word Count: 833
Warnings: drinking, reader gets drunk, everyone here is aged up, please drink responsibly! 
Request: @awkwardsunflower030​
Hey could I request a fatgum x f!reader??? Based off this post I saw online?? It would fill my soul with love❤️ [when a girl gets drunk the first thing she wants is her man or food]
A/N: Hello! Thank you so much for the request, I’m hoping it was everything you wanted! I know the request says girl, but the reader reads as gender neutral, as usual haha. I hope everyone enjoys this, and I’ve got another Tetsutetsu request coming your way later, so be sure to stick around! ;) Thanks so much for reading, have an excellent day! :))
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It was the night after a particularly difficult mission, and you were looking for a way to, well, blow off steam. 
Unfortunately, your boyfriend, the popular pro hero FatGum (Taishirou to you), was dealing with work of his own, so that left you to call some of your close friends and go bar hopping in the city.
You hadn’t meant to drink as much as you did, but you had a few drinks at the first bar you visited, and then another at the second, and by the time you left the third, you were a bit tipsy, to say the least. Tipsy enough that, as you stumbled a bit in the street, your friend suggested she walk you home instead of to the next bar.
You weren’t really in the position to argue; as much as you denied it, the ground did feel like it was moving a bit. So, as you slung an arm around her shoulder, you began the short trek to your apartment, leaning on your friend a bit more than you would assume she preferred.
But she said nothing, even as she was forced to unlock your door when you dropped the keys twice. She walked you to your couch, brought you a glass of water, and made sure to lock up behind her. 
As thankful as you were to have such an amazing friend (that you were sure you didn’t deserve), you couldn’t help but feel disappointed when she left so soon, your sleepiness fading as soon as the door clicked shut behind her. 
You wanted company, and in your drunk slightly tipsy state, you (conveniently) forgot that you significant other had plans for the night. 
And so you pulled out your phone, and dialed his number. 
“Y/N?” a panicked voice picked up immediately. “Y/N, are you okay?”
You couldn’t help but giggle. 
“A-are you laughing?”
You laughed even harder now. The concern in the man’s voice seemed funny, even if you couldn’t explain why. 
“Y/N please, I need to hear from you that you’re alright,” Taishirou said firmly, and your giggling stopped. “I need to know if I need to leave here and help you.”
“Well I wouldn’t mind if you came home…” You may have stumbled over some of your words, and you heard Taishirou sighing on the other end of the phone. 
“Are you drunk?”
“No!” You giggled again. “I didn’t have that much to drink.”
“Are you safe?”
You looked around your position on the couch. “I’m a bit lonely.”
The puff of air you heard in your ear you were sure was Taishirou’s exasperated laugh. “Safe, though?”
You noticed a strange feeling in your stomach. “I am pretty hungry. It’d be nice if there was food here.”
“Are you at home, y/n?”
His words distracted you from the discomfort in your stomach. “Yeah, could you come over? Don’t forget food! I could eat anything, just bring a lot!”
If you were a bit more sober, you’d have been able to picture your boyfriend shaking his head on the other end of the line. “I can’t come over, y/n, I’m sorry, but you know I’m working.”
You pouted, and however uncalled for, tears pricked the corners of your eyes. “But I need you.”
Another sigh. “I’ll be home later, okay? Get some rest in the meantime.”
The unnecessary tears began to spill over, wetting your cheeks as you stammered into the phone, “B-but-”
“Are you crying?”
No, you meant to say, but instead, you let out an uncontrollable sob. You knew you were being unreasonable, but in the moment, you just couldn’t understand why your boyfriend was putting his work before you, and the rumble of your stomach was getting more frustrating by the second. 
He sighed again, but this time, the frustration was gone. “Just drink some water, hon, and I’ll be there soon.”
Your cries stopped instantly, and a smile graced your face. “Bring chicken!” you managed to say before you hung up the phone, finding the glass of water your friend left you far more interesting with the promise that your boyfriend would be there soon. 
The water was doing wonders to clear your head when you finally heard the click of keys in your apartment door. 
Jumping to your feet, you raced to greet your boyfriend at the door, still unsure, even after being met with his wide smile, if you were running to meet him, or to meet the food he was carrying in his arms. 
But when you saw those eyes, without a single trace of accusation, despite your over-the-top unreasonable behavior, looking at you softly, tracing your body as he made sure you were alright, you forgot about the food and threw yourself into his arms. 
“Thank you,” you mumbled into his chest. 
“Anything for you,” he replied teasingly, but he pulled away from your iron-clad grasp. “Be careful, hon, you’re gonna make me drop the food.”
“No! Not the food!”
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beerecordings · 4 years
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Umm is it possible to ask for different ipliers/septic egos accidently walking in on a Jim Jim religion meeting?
hahaha okay okay a goofy piece for a funny prompt. credit to the anon who suggested that the Jim twins would think JJ stood for Jim Jim, an idea which then progressed into us all joking about the twins starting a JJ-based religion (posts about it are tagged Jim Jim Jameson lol). so here’s a slightly crack fic but still a funny and sometimes cute look at the way the Jims interact with the others. a quick piece, slightly ridiculous hahaha <3
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“Burgers? Who wants burgers and who wants hot dogs? Cheese? Who wants cheese? You know what, Derekson, just get me a list of everybody and what they want.”
“Wilford, sir, that’s not a spatula.”
“No? Then what is it, my dear boy?”
“Looks like somebody’s Wall-E DVD, Wil.”
Chase chokes on his soda and tries not to laugh aloud, though all he ends up doing is spitting Dr. Pepper out of his nose.
“Chase!” gripes Marvin, shoving his lawn chair away. “Gross!”
“He’s out of his fucking mind,” wheezes Chase, trying to keep it down.
“They all are,” hisses back Marvin, but he’s laughing too. Chase can see it in the shine in his eyes.
“Hey, shut up, man,” laughs Bing.
“You shut up,” shoots back Marvin.
“No, you.”
“You are two to one here, Bing-a-ling,” teases Chase, grinning.
“Aw, come off it,” chuckles the robot, sitting back. “Pass me a beer, will you?”
“You can’t drink liquids, Bing.”
“I like the aesthetic!”
“Wilford!” Edward is boxing Wilford away from the grill, trying to keep him from using Eric’s glasses as his second impromptu spatula. “I am grilling, you are absolutely one hundred percent banned from anything involving fire.”
“Now, see here, Bim,” growls Wilford.
“I’m Edward, Wilford. Google, tell Wilford he’s not allowed on the grill!”
On the other side of the space between the three houses, a head with shining black hair turns only slightly, and a smooth voice sounds.
“Wilford,” calls Google. “I have yet to see the darkness. Do you think he is in pain, stuck in his room?”
Wilford’s eyes flicker, distracted, even a little unnerved. He puffs himself up after a moment, dropping Eric’s glasses into the grass as if they were never in his hand to begin with. “What, my blackbird, stuck in his bedroom? I shall carry him if I have to. And we will sit on the grass and drink this cocaine soda everyone is always raving about!”
“For the last time,” groans Edward. “There’s no cocaine in Coca-Cola anymore!”
But Wilford is already hurrying off towards the house behind the peach trees, whistling to himself as he goes.
“Thank you, Google,” calls Ippy, sighing deeply, and across the yard the android raises a hand in silent acquiescence, his attention still on Jameson’s rapid signing. Something about American tea, as far as Chase can tell. He laughs and sits back against Bing’s legs, sprawling his own boots out in front of him and finishing his soda with a quiet sigh. There’s beer for his brothers but, like the residents of these three houses, he won’t have any. He’s supposed to be happy while they’re visiting this mess of a – would you call it a family? – and he won’t let old habits get in the way. He casts his eyes quietly around the yard, almost sleepy with the comforting laziness of the little vacation. Jackie is the center of Shep and Host’s attention, telling an enthusiastic story about a burning building that turned out to be a drug front he busted back in Brighton, Henrik is exchanging a birdie back and forth with Bim as they wait for Ippy and Eric to come back for doubles, and Marvin is right here, kicking Chase’s foot for fun while Google discusses Earl Grey in a monotone behind them.
“This is weird,” says Chase.
“Yeah,” says Bing.
“But not so much in a bad way,” adds Marvin, and they exchange grins over sodas and beers, warm in the sun and the scratchy California grass.
“Okay, I got everybody’s order, right?” calls Ippy, flipping a burger. “Host, you – oh, no, here you are. The twins, where are the twins? Hey, who knows what the twins want? Where are they?”
“I saw them going down into that little, uh, door?” says Chase, pointing at a pair of wooden doors sticking out of the earth by the third house.
“Oh, yeah, an old shelter,” sighs Ippy. “They hang out down there sometimes. I should get them, maybe, uh – ”
“Aw, no sweat, doc,” says Chase, clambering to his feet. “I’ll see what they want. You focus on getting the meat just right.”
“Thanks, Brody.”
Chase tweaks Marvin’s ear teasingly as he passes and steps towards the doors across the way, setting his feet and pulling them gently open. He steps down into the concrete basement and finds that it’s actually been decorated quite nicely for an underground bomb shelter – thick rugs are layered across the floor, leaving a little patch of space in the corner for a heater, and a pair of electric camping lanterns surround the twins where they’re sitting in the middle of the shelter, working on –
“Um,” says Chase. “Is that Jamie?”
Both twins let out shrieks of surprise and the first leans hurriedly down to blow out the candle of his lantern. It is, however, still electric. He groans in despair and flops down onto the rug, hiding the papers and pictures that litter the floor in his arms.
“Intruder!” wails the second, covering his eyes with his hands. “Jim’s fortress is breached!”
Chase is too distracted to reply by the pictures of his brother, which he now sees are not just littering the floor, but also covering the walls. Some of them are hand-drawn, hurried stick figures with mustaches and black hats, while others have been printed off from the internet, showing Jamie’s smiling face in sepia brown or grey and white.
“Uhhhhhh,” says Chase. “I, uh. What is this?”
“Nothing,” promise both twins, grabbing each other for support.
“Chase! Chase!” Feet patter down the stairs, bringing wild laughter with them, and Jackie and Shep appear with Jackie’s hands wrapped around the biggest toad Chase has ever seen, struggling in his hands. “Look at this fucking toad!”
“He just snatched it right off the ground,” howls Shep, who has always found anything Jackie did to be hilariously funny.
“I thought you’d appreciate more than Henrik, who slapped me for trying to make him pet it,” giggles Jackie, shoving it into Chase’s face. “He’s perfect and he – what the hell is all this?”
Shep and Jackie go just as quiet as Chase did, staring around the walls.
“Did you marker a mustache onto your puppy?” asks Shep, pointing at the stuffed animal in one of the Jims’ arms.
“Why does your computer have a livefeed of Jamie eating a hot dog?” asks Jackie a little more dangerously.
“Okay, fine, you have caught Jim!” cries the first one. “Jim is celebrating the great Jim Jim with knick-knacks and cute pictures.”
“His name – ” Shep pauses to sigh and smack his own forehead. “Boys. We have talked about some of these obsessions. The last thing you ‘celebrated’ was that three toed-sloth you saw on Planet Earth.”
“She was perfect!” howl both twins in sync. “Perfect, she was perfect! She just wanted a mate, Silver Jim, she just wanted a husband! She could swim, Silver Jim! She was a sloth with three toes!”
“Are they going to like, uh. Hurt and/or kidnap Jameson?” asks Jackie, touching Shep’s arm.
“What, the twins? No. They’re harmless. Wouldn’t hurt a fly. Well, not on purpose. They once tied a string around one and then it died because they didn’t know how to feed it and they cried until Eric brought them popsicles, but that’s just the twins.”
Jackie steps politely over the babbling twins and carefully turns off the livefeed of Jamie.
“Jim likes JimJim!”
“Why is he leaving tomorrow?”
“Freedom of worship, Silver Jim! America!”
“Okay, okay,” cries Silver, waving his hands to quiet them. “Sh, boys, it’s okay, hey. Don’t fuss. Look, Jackie found a toad!”
The twins sniffle and turn their attention to the toad, instantly excited again.
“Oh! Like in Frog and Toad!”
“Like in Rango!”
“Like in the Princess and the Frog! But a toad! Can Jim have it, Mr. not-quite Jim Jim, please?”
Jackie shrugs and hands them the toad. “What are you going to call it?”
“Jameson!” cry both twins at once, happily petting the toad’s head as it croaks.
Jackie, Chase, and Shep exchange glances.
“Well, we’re heading out tomorrow,” says Chase.
“And I’m driving back to my apartment in the city,” adds Shep.
“Pretend we never saw this?” Jackie suggests.
“Yep,” answer Shep and Chase together, and the three of them turn and head right back up the stairs, passing a confused Ippy with two plates of hot dogs, who gives them one odd look and then continues down.
“Boys!” he hollers a moment later, and Chase, Jackie, and Silver all burst into laughter and hurry away, sitting down around Jameson, who wants to know what exactly is so funny?
“Nothing,” they all promise, ignoring Google’s eyeroll and Jamie’s indulgent smile. “Just another obsession of the Jims, haha.”
“Well, they go through three of those a week,” sighs Google. “Don’t get too excited. Whatever it is, they’ll be over it in a couple days.”
Perhaps that is usually true.
But not this time.
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“Okay,” says Ippy, surveying the room besides the kitchen, blinking slowly. “This has officially gone too far.”
Host laughs rich and low, covering his mouth and leaning against the doorway, apparently endlessly amused by this newest interest of the cameramen’s. Eric giggles weakly, glancing around, but there’s a light of alarm in his eyes too, and it only makes Host laugh harder when he senses it, halfway collapsing against the doorway.
“Why is typewriter Jim laughing?” complains the second Jim, pasting another picture in a scrapbook labeled ‘the greatness of JimJim.’
“Is this a fucking cult?” asks Host. “I’ve seen worse but this one is certainly the cutest.”
“Jim is not cute!” protests the second Jim, while the first asks, “Oh, Jim, would you like to join Jim?”
“No, honey,” laughs Host, striding away. “I leave more patient men than I to deal with this.”
“Host,” grumbles Ippy, before sighing and turning his attention back to the Jims. “Boys, this isn’t a cult, right?”
“What’s a cult?” asks the second.
“Jim thinks the word doctor Jim is looking for is religion,” pipes up the first helpfully.
Edward turns around so he can swear without them hearing. Eric laughs again, relaxing the more he looks around and stepping over to sit down with the twins.
“Come on, Ippy. They’re just having fun.”
“Worshipping Jameson is not an appropriate way to have fun,” protests Edward.
“They’re scrap-booking.” Eric holds up the little book, which is, admittedly, rather well-made for a Jim project.
“And making a documentary!” exclaims Jim, holding his computer out to Eric, where iMovie is open to several very shaky shots of Jameson sitting on the couch or talking with the others or, on one screen, cooking omelets and turning occasionally to smile at the eagerly narrating twins.
“And making a documentary,” repeats Eric fondly, ruffling his hair. “It’s just arts and crafts.”
“There’s a poster of Jameson made out of sticky notes on the wall!”
“And look how good they did at putting the notes together!”
“Thank you, sweater Jim,” say both the twins politely, smiling.
“Eric, it’s creepy. They don’t need to learn to be obsessing over other people.”
“You let them stalk Mark for two months.”
“Oh, yeah, cause that was hilarious,” laughs Ippy, throwing his head back. “He was so confused. Fuck Mark!”
“Fuck Mark,” repeat the twins eagerly.
“No! Don’t swear, guys, I know you’ll start doing it at work if I let you do it at home,” sighs Ippy.
“Jim would never swear in front of the petting zoo animals!” cries the first Jim.
“And Jim would never swear while helping with the news!” adds the second, indignant.
“See how responsible they are! Ip, let them be. I’ll make sure it doesn’t get too creepy. Like, uh. The hairs in this scrapbook aren’t actually Jameson’s, are they?”
“Yes, from Jim Jim’s mustache,” answer both twins, beaming.
“Well, why don’t you let me have that,” suggests Eric, carefully unstapling the plastic bag with a few stray dark hairs at the bottom.
“You two will be the death of me,” says Ippy, shaking his head.
But they do look damn sweet when they’re smiling that big.
“Okay, but no filming Jameson when he’s not looking anymore.”
“Okay, doctor Jim,” promise the twins.
“Jim will do it when Jim Jim and doctor Jim are both not looking,” whispers the second.
“They’ll never suspect it,” agrees the first in a hush. Eric laughs, tidying their scrapbook materials a little.
“You could even learn BSL like Jamie, maybe,” he suggests.
The twins light up like fireworks.
“BSL!” repeats the first one, clapping his hands together.
“JIM CAN SPEAK AS THE GREAT JIM SPEAKS,” screams the second at the top of his lungs, and this is enough to startle Bing, who was about to ride his skateboard down the stairs. He yelps in alarm as his board slips beneath him, and a moment later he comes crashing hard down the stairs and lands in a heap of sparking parts at Ippy’s feet.
“The death of me!” repeats the doctor furiously, waving his finger around accusingly. “All of you! This whole house! This whole clearing! I’ll die at thirty-four! You’ll have to bury me! Have fun with my funeral expenses, you complete bastards.”
“Bastards!” repeat the twins.
“Look bastards up in BSL!”
“Look Jim up in BSL!”
“Look everything up in BSL!”
Ippy has the distinct feeling he’s being made fun of, just a little, but even Bing is laughing, and all he can do is try not to smile as he heads back out the door.
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“Can’t you move a body a little more quietly?”
Wilford hauls the heavy tarp across the pathway and grunts, flicking a little blood off his fingers. “Well, you could help!”
“Why would I do that when I have you to do it for me?” purrs back Dark, following him down the pathway towards the car.
“You just like to feel like you’re manipulating something,” scolds Wilford, pausing just to boop Dark’s nose. In protest, Dark vanishes back into the void and leaves Wilford with nothing but a sulking shadow drifting around his feet.
“And now you’re a smoke kitty,” coos Wilford, dragging the body farther down the path.
“Just hurry,” says Dark, re-appearing in a masculine form this time. “You know I prefer for the twins to stay sheltered and I don’t want them catching us again.”
“Catching what?” asks Jim, standing in the trees with his camera.
Wilford swears colorfully and Dark dissipates back into shadow on instinct, spitting out curses of his own.
“Now, see here, Iplier,” says Wilford. “It’s quite rude to be sneaking up on a fellow.”
“That’s Jim, Wil.”
“Oh. What in the name of Burt Reynolds are you two doing out here so late at night?”
“Oh! We’re filming for a documentary for Jim Jim.”
“They mean Jameson,” Dark tells Wil.
“Who’s Jameson?” whispers Wilford.
Dark sighs very deeply.
“He is the great Jim!” cries the second Jim, rising from the bushes like a Peanuts character on Halloween.
“The great Jim,” repeats the first Jim solemnly.
“He’s that little old-fashioned…” Dark waves his hand, trying to find the right word. “Jackson. You’ve met him.”
“Oh, I know who you mean. The British chap with the truly excellent mustache. But he’s not even out here, what are you filming?”
“Well, he is not here. But Jim has heard is very fond of hedgehogs. So Jim is trying to find some!”
“Are there hedgehogs in America?” whispers Wilford.
“Fuck if I know,” answers Dark irritably.
“Would you like to join Jim in the search for hedgehogs and ultimately the eternal worship of the great Jim Jim?”
“Don’t look so hopeful, you little miscreant, you know I avoid engaging with you at all costs,” growls Dark, but the twins just giggle.
“They used to be afraid of you,” teases Wilford.
“Shut up,” snipes Dark. “I could make them afraid in about two seconds.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“Yeah.”
“But you won’t.”
“The real question,” interrupts one of them – Dark can’t tell them apart. “Is what are Dark and pink Jim doing out in the forest late at night? Jim is a very good reporter, you know. Jim uncovers mysteriousnesses.”
“I think you mean mysteries,” says Dark. “And we’re, uh.”
Wil and Dark glance at the body in between them.
“Returning a lamp to the store,” finishes Wil.
Dark closes his eyes. His exasperation has set in so deep he can feel it in his broken spine. He’s going to kill Wilford. But then again, he thinks that about three times a day and never seems to make good on his threat.
“A lamp,” says Jim.
“A lamp,” repeats his brother.
They stare down at the wrapped corpse.
“That checks out,” says the first.
“Jim is an investigative journalist so Jim can tell,” agrees the second.
“Just get out of my sight,” snaps Dark, advancing on them with shadow cloaking his set shoulders, and the twins shriek in equal parts fear and excitement and go darting back into the underbrush.
“You’re it, Mr. Dark!”
“Run, Jim! Run!”
Dark crosses his arms over his chest and turns to glare at Wilford.
“I could scare them if I wanted to.”
Wilford just smiles and picks up the body again, pausing only to give Dark a quick kiss on the cheek.
“I know you could, little ghost. Hey, should we be worried they appear to be worshipping Jacksepticeye?”
“Should I be concerned you told me you worshipped the Pillsbury dough boy while you were drunk last week?”
“Oh, no, the body is slipping! Let me just – ” He picks it up and slings it over his shoulder, sprinting towards the car and away from any further questions. Dark rolls his eyes and drifts back into the shadows, following peaceably after him.
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Google blinks awake to a pair of eyes staring back at him.
Check that. Two pairs of eyes.
“Boys,” he says levelly. “I’m charging. This had better be an emergency.”
Jim and Jim exchange looks.
Carefully, they push a crumpled pamphlet with Jameson’s face drawn on it in crayon beneath his nose.
“Join our religion?”
Google gets out of bed in one swooping motion, drags them both out of the house, and, ignoring the shrill cries of “why, cruel computer Jim?” and “persecution! Persecution! Persecution!” dumps them both bodily into the lake.
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Everybody gets to hear about it at one point or another. The Jims’ amicability for JJ, taken a little too far, is occasionally annoying, but nevertheless remains largely harmless. In the name of the great JJ, they pick up more than one of his hobbies – taking care of injured animals, painting with watercolors, dressing in black and white – and develop rudimentary BSL that actually turns out to be really helpful on the days when the twins are distressed and won’t talk out loud. Most of them learn to tolerate it with amusement, though Host never stops thinking it’s one of the funniest things they’ve ever done and Google makes sure they learn the consequences of being too irritating. Bing and Eric bring them craft supplies and trinkets from the store that remind them of JJ, while Ippy entices them to eat their vegetables and sit still through examinations with made-up stories about how tough and healthy Jameson is. On Christmas Eve, as a reward for being good all year, Ippy asks Jameson to Skype with them for a little while, and he’d never seen the twins so excited and yet so well-mannered at the same time, even managing to use first-person pronouns for themselves once or twice, eager to impress JJ.
“Good signing,” he congratulates them, looking soft and snuggly in the Christmas Eve pajamas he and his brothers all exchanged for the night.
“Thank you thank you thank you!” sign the twins eagerly, and Ippy chuckles, blowing on their hot chocolate to cool it before he brings it to them.
“You must have been dedicated,” says Jameson, and when they don’t understand, he substitutes the word “good.”
“Good!” chirps Jim, clapping his hands together. “Good! We have! We have!”
“You will tell Santa to bring us gifts, then?” asks his brother eagerly. Ippy smiles and takes a sip of the chocolate, checking the temperature carefully.
JJ laughs. “How will I tell him? Did you write letters?”
“Yes, we did. But I bet he will believe it if Jim Jim puts in a good word for us!”
“That’s sweet,” chuckles JJ, keeping his hands slow. “But I think he will listen to you too! I’m just little old me.”
“Yeah,” says Jim cheerfully. “God.”
Ippy spits the hot chocolate out and races over to slam shut the computer before he can see Jameson’s reaction.
“Boys!” he hollers. “Too far!”
Iplier hears a thud as, up the stairs and narrating this story to himself, Host laughs so hard he tumbles right out of his bed.
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rogue-barnes-16 · 4 years
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Summary: Natasha was planning on going on the run alone, but when Y/n found out where the redhead was heading, it became a trip for two.
Pairing: Yelena Belova x fem!Reader
Genre: angst
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Yelena Belova: @justmebeingtheweirdmeiam @thetiniestfangirl
Permanent taglist: @notexactlythatgirl @thisismysecrethappyplace @sofreakinmanyfandoms @pizzarollpatrol @bubblycypress87 @1a-girl-has-no-name1 @loislp @lovenaturefirst @dyanna-corona @2ptonpt @goodnightmode @disneyprincessbuffyannesummers @mannls @cutie1365 @catch22inareddress @mybooradley @sebastianisasnack @butifulsoul125 @unlikelygalaxygiver @angelh1 @justmebeingtheweirdmeiam
Warnings: language, violence, guns, feels
A/N: it's late but I wanted to post this ASAP bc I've been a L O T without posting so here it comes some Yelena angsty shit with a happy ending. Oneshot of Natasha and a request for Bucky coming your way <3.
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"You sure she's there?" I asked the redhead, checking I could easily grab my knives.
"100%." she confirmed, checking the load of her gun. "Stay put."
Ding!
Natasha was the first one to exit the elevator, careful and silent even though we knew Yelena would realize the Black Widow was there the moment we put a foot in the apartment.
I left the security of the elevator too, but not right away. I waited until Natasha was inside the apartment before coming close.
She peeked at me right after I had joined her and I nodded to signal her I was ready.
"I know you're out there." we heard Yelena's voice while we were scouting the largest hall.
Our bodies tensed again and Natasha silently warned me to stay behind and quiet. "I know you know I'm out here." She stated, going from one door to another, trying to find out were the blonde was. "so are we gonna talk like grown-ups?"
I stopped walking when Natasha, instead of moving on to the next door, gripped the gun tighter.
"Is that what we are?"
"Put down the gun."
"you first."
"Put down your gun."
"why should I?" she inquired in a low, calm tone. "you beat me in a lot of things but shooting is not one of them."
Natasha tilted her head to the side, which for Yelena meant nothing, but to me was a signal to move away from them.
She needed to get Yelena under control as soon as possible, and right now that wasn't happening.
"I wanna talk." the redhead spoke, taking a step forward into the room, her hands still before her holding up the gun in front of the younger girl face.
"I don't."
"Yelena-"
I wasn't expecting for Yelena to make a move that soon.
She kicked Natasha's gun up and Natasha, out of instinct, did the same without realizing that would expose me.
Fast as lighting, I grabbed my pistol and aimed at the blond Russian.
"Yelena, stop." I begged more than demanded, watching the girl's feelings crossing her face.
Her eyes went wide, her mouth, firstly in awe, was shut as she tried to get herself together in front of us.
"Put down the gun and-" she aimed at me as if Natasha wasn't there with us and, biting her lower lip for it not to tremble, she pulled the trigger.
I gasped, my gun falling to the floor due to the shock, my hands going to my chest to cover the wound that wasn't there.
The same shock plastered in my face had taken over hers as she glanced at me and then at the gun.
Natasha's gun.
A black boot appeared in my peripheral vision as Yelena and I stared into each other's eyes, kicking back the latter and making her land on her back.
When I picked up on Natasha's intentions of shooting at Yelena, I kicked her gun.
Now the three of us were unarmed and on our feet.
"What are you doing?" Natasha hissed at me.
"We all should calm the fuck down." I spoke loudly, ignoring the question clearly directed to me. "Yelena-"
My defenses weren't up yet, so when Yelena threw the first kick, was Natasha who had to stop her.
Chaos was begun, and soon we were all on each other's throat.
I was thrown against the counter right after hitting Yelena's head against the wall and just an instant before Natasha's back was slammed with a stool.
I took a deep breath, my head spinning as I helped myself get up with the same counter I was thrown against.
Yelena had grabbed a knife but before I could do anything, said knife was on the floor, so were they.
"Стоп! Вы оба (stop! Both of you.)" I yelled, approaching them both just an instant away from Natasha going across the glass of the door. "Елена..."
I hadn't even offered her a hand to get up before she grabbed both my arms and made me fall over her, just for her to spin us, making her the one on top. "you left me and went with her!"
"I'm back now" I calmly spoke, as if I didn't have one of the most dangerous women in the world right above me.
"I don't care." she spit back taking her hand to her boot, presumably to grab a blade.
I took that as an advantage and threw her off me, got up and grabbed my own blade just in time.
She incorporated and tried to attack me.
Emphasis on tried.
"You obviously care!" I shouted to her face as I pinned her hands against the wall.
She attempted to shake me off but only gave me the chance to get a better grip on her. "БЛЯДЬ!"
"I don't want to hurt you." I whispered sincerely, letting my blade fall.
"You already did." she replied with tears blurring her green eyes.
"This is not fair. You didn't look for me." I stated.
"You ran away from me!" She hissed, twisting my hand and pushing me down with her knee. "with he-"
As she pointed at Natasha, I sat up and threw myself over her, caging her body against the floor for good, I hoped.
"I was trying to PROTECT YOU" I spat. "I'm here now please, stop- Yelena!" I scolded her, as she wouldn't stop struggling. "Моя любовь."
She let out a loud, raging cry of pain when she heard my words.
"I HATE YOU!" She yelled, breaking down to tears.
"I love you." I replied, catching Natasha moving with the corner of my eye.
"I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!"
"That's why I'm back."
"NO!"
" 'Cause I love you."
"STOP!!"
"Please."
Her fists loosened and I noticed how she was no longer struggling to get up, but to take her hands to her face, so I freed her for my grip. "You left me for her... You left me- You- I waited for-- I thought you'd come back and you didn't... I--"
I got off her and pulled her to my embrace. "I'm sorry." I apologized, wrapping my arms around her as she cried, we both sat on the floor. "I'm really sorry, моя любовь... You weren't safe... I'm- I'm sorry I left you behind, if I could turn back time-- I'm so sorry."
"I t-thought you forgot about me"
I pulled her chin up to plant a kiss on her lips. "Never would I forget about you, you hear me?" she nodded with her eyes shut and her forehead resting against mine. "never."
"Please don't leave me again." she muttered so quiet I barely was able to hear her. "Death is better than living without you."
I kissed her forehead, pulling her for another hug.
"I'm sorry for shooting you."
"Yeah, I can't blame you."
"But you're not sorry for throw me through a fucking door." Natasha's voice caught our attention. "Okay," she walked to the kitchen counter and grabbed the Vodka. "okay I see how it is."
"I don't hear you saying sorry for slamming me against all my fucking furniture, Sis." Yelena replied, pulling away from me and getting up. "What the fuck are you doing? There are glasses in the top shelf, don't drink from the bottle."
"Thought Y/n made them shatter."
"haha, funny." I walked to the both of them and hopped over the counter, accepting the glass of vodka Yelena offered me.
"So" Natasha started, chuckling the whole drink. "that's why Madame B wouldn't let y'all sleep in the same compartment?"
"Woah, you're really smart." I teased, leaving the glass aside and lying on my back over the counter.
"Yeah, just took you like fifteen years to pick up on it."
"Fuck you both."
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jenniferxprentiss · 4 years
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You Are In Love
Chapter One: Oh, Shit
read it on ao3 here; inspired by this song
okay, first of all THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart for all the support. DM me to be on the tag list for this - I’m not doing it for this first chapter because I think most of my tag list wants to see smut haha.
anyways, I don’t have any like, chapter upload schedule. I’m gonna write when it makes me happy and I guess that’s when I’ll post. thank you a thousand times over to @f-m27 for letting me bounce ideas off of you, you’re the real MVP.
please please let me know what y’all think? please?
“Will, I’m pregnant.”
JJ felt the familiar lump form in her throat, tears stinging at the corners of her eyes. She was in her office, blinds drawn and door shut, paperwork spread around her on the desk. Once the test had come up positive, she couldn’t focus on anything else, and Will was out of town for work again.
“What’re you going to do about it?”
She felt anger burning in the pit of her stomach, scared tears giving way to angry tears, dripping down her face silently. She couldn’t believe Will had asked her what she was going to do - like it didn’t take two people to get pregnant in the first place.
“Me? What am I going to do? You’re the father! What are we going to do?”
There was a long pause, Will letting out a sigh. JJ wanted to reach through the phone and slap him, or better yet, fly to wherever he was working and do it in person. She wasn’t even sure where he was anymore - it wasn’t the sort of thing she kept up with - and the thought of building a family on their rocky foundation brought a fresh wave of tears to her eyes.
“Where…” JJ stopped to take a deep breath in a poor attempt to hide the thickness of emotion in her voice. “Where even are you right now?”
“Louisiana.”
His voice was tense and tight, serving only to anger JJ even more. She longed for the long lost part of their relationship where they could talk about anything and everything without a wall of awkward silence between them.
“Of course.”
“It’s the job. You were in Fresno just a few days ago, cher.”
“It’s not the same.” JJ sighed, holding the office phone between her cheek and shoulder, fingers fiddling with a stack of pens she had made, frowning when they toppled over again. “It’s just not the same.”
She could practically hear him rolling his eyes and pictured the annoyed, pinched expression Will was probably making. In a feeble attempt to change fate, JJ uncovered the pregnancy test, letting out a sad, breathy chuckle when it was still positive, little blue plus just as bright as it had been.
“It’s not the same because you make more than me? What — what’s so funny?”
“I just checked the test again like the little plus sign would disappear and save me from this fucking nightmare.”
Her tone was laced with sadness and disappointment, covering the little white stick with post it notes again. She never cursed - a sign of exactly how upset she was - and Will let out a soft chuckle through the crackly line. He sounded so close and a million miles away all at the same time, and it made her heart clench again.
“I don’t know what to tell you, cher. I know you want me to have all the answers but I don’t, I’m not even close to knowing.”
They sat in silence for a moment, tears blurring JJ’s vision as she tried desperately to swallow her pain and anguish, back of her hand wiping at her eyes. Her mouth opened but she couldn’t speak for the lump of emotion and tears in her throat.
“Okay. I have to go, Will. I uh, I just wanted to let you know.”
“Thanks. I love you, cher.”
JJ took a deep breath, chewing at her bottom lip in thought. Did she love him? Enough to start a family with him? She shook her head fingers still fidgeting with the now curled edge of the post it note.
“You too.”
She hung up the phone, slamming it into the base as the tears began to fall. JJ slumped forward, head in her hands, letting out ragged sobs. Her chest was tight, aching with the effort of her sobs.
It felt like she had cried for hours before she ran out of tears, sniveling pathetically and dabbing at her face with a tissue. Her head was pounding from the tears, throat dry and hoarse. She was trying her best to gather herself to head home, her office engulfed in orange light as the sun set.
There was a soft knock on her door that made JJ jump, frantically wiping at her face before the door creaked open. Emily peeked her head in, sliding through a small crack in the door and pushing it shut behind her, a soft frown on her lips. She was sure everyone had left hours ago, feeling a soft flush creep up her face in embarrassment.
“Hey…” Emily made herself comfortable on the chair in front of JJ’s desk, frown still on her face as she studied JJ. “Are you okay? I heard you crying and I… I didn’t want to leave you alone.”
A soft smile played on JJ’s lips, shaking her head softly despite her pounding headache. Stupid tears and stupid emotional headaches, though it didn’t compare to one tenth of the heartache she was feeling.
“Yes.” JJ lied, her face crumpling, more tears spilling out with a shuddered breath. “No. No, I’m not okay.”
Emily fidgeted with her hands, unsure of where to place them. Her heart ached for JJ, mind racing as she tried to figure out exactly what could be wrong. She settled for walking over to JJ and leaning down, wrapping her arms around JJ gently.
“It’s okay. It’s alright, Jayje.”
JJ couldn’t help the strangled sob she let out into Emily’s shoulder. Her hands clutched at Emily’s shoulders as sobs wracked her small frame, finally letting herself truly cry out all of the pain.
At some point Emily sunk to her knees, arms still tightly wound around JJ, whispering calming words into her ear as she rubbed her back in her best attempt to be soothing and platonic. Her heart was aching at JJ’s pain, and she wanted to kill whoever made her this upset. Her mind floated to that cop JJ was dating - Will Lemonade or something - but she quickly put it out of mind. They were happy, as far as JJ had let on.
JJ was sniveling now, face still buried in Emily’s shoulder. She felt ashamed, letting herself break down like that but it was Emily, and Emily was always her safe space. She let out a soft sigh, pulling back and wiping her face with her sleeve again, ignoring the makeup smearing into her ivory blouse.
“Honey, it’s going to be alright.”
“I don’t know that it will be, Em.” She stood, helping Emily up from the ground before grabbing her bag and phone, motioning in the direction of the door. “Walk our with me?”
“Yeah, Jayje. Anything you need.”
They walked out of the building in silence, JJ still hiccuping and sniveling softly. Her arm was wound around Emily’s, walking into the rapidly setting sun. The sky was pink, casting them in a perfect light, and JJ felt her heart ache once more.
“You never told me… what’s going on?”
JJ took a deep breath, feeling tears prick at the corners of her eyes. She braced herself for the fallout, heart beating hard in her chest - so hard that she could hear the pounding in her ears.
A beat of silence passed, Emily looking at her with an expression laced with concern and care, and the sight made JJ’s eyes fill with tears once again. She puffed her cheeks out, breathing out a long sigh before turning to Emily, lips pursed into an unreadable, tense line.
“Emily, I’m…” JJ took a deep breath, eyes downcast. “I’m pregnant.”
Oh, shit.
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heylu nikki jie!! im so glad to hear that your new job has been alot alot better than your old one cant believe youre really out here living ichika's life huh thats damn cool 😩 and eep i have a midterm tmr and one more next sat asfjfks its not as bad as it could be but still hoping i dont passaway 🤧
oh and for the ask game thingy you posted, i think one thing i remember you for would be your amazing imagery!! i really love how youre always so consistent with your themes in your fics and how you alway tie back to it and paint the most beautiful pictures in my head and im not a lit student but it makes me open a book full of your stuff and highlight and annotate them with color coordinated post its 🤣 as for scenes, i think the whole of who dares speak aloud these words lives in my head rent free ive reread it sO many times i love when yaku asked her to move in with him while they were eating and their convo when they bumped into each other on the corner of the street when they were coming back to apologise for their fight (i love you, i will say it as many times as you need, as loudly as i can until your heart is no longer broken <- idk if im quoting this right bUT IT WAS SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES) and obviously dream catcher was absolutely incredible all the poetry when akaashi realized he loved her and when he was losing his memories asfjsk i cant even quote cuz there were way too many amazingly written lines (sorry all this is like abit repetitive but i just love your stuff asfgjskdj)
i saw you were feeling abit down and aaa it sucks but i def get what you mean about feeling sad for absolutely no reason and feeling bad about it (usually i just read some of your angst in bed *ahem storm chaser* so then i would have a reason to be sad LMAO) but yea i think thats perfectly normal and all we can do is wait for it to fade hopefully (and you should totally bully mr nikki into giving you attention and cuddles at times like these 😤)
oH and i saw that ask about your nightmare and you waking mr nikki up asfjskjd BAHAHA YES I THINK YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY WRITE THAT 😛 and yES YOU SHOULD POST when the sun loves the moon iLL BE WAITING FOR IT 😋oH and i saw you have something stewing for osamu 👀👀 asfjfksj thats soso exciting
hope by the time youre reading this youre feeling better!! rest well this weekend nikki jie!! ❤️ ~ann:>
i really love my new job so much it's not even funny - i didn't know people could be good and kind at work until now! so haha yeah maybe i really am living ichika's life huh!! and all the best for your midterm, ann dearest!!!!
and it's amazing that you love my imagery - that's something i definitely work really hard on, idk maybe it's a bit nerdy, but yeah i really try to weave it into my stories, make it work narratively! and that scene omg - i thought it was cheesy, when yaku catches her and declares that he'll love her, that he'll keep loving her - i mean look, people aren't so eloquent irl but i like to think that the sentiment exists, y'know?
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU FOR LOVING DREAM CATCHER TSM OMG. that scene - yeah when akaashi loses his memories, i think i personally cried writing it? it really let me go full out crazy with poetry, and i went to town torturing akaashi in that scene!!!
yeah - i think it's kinda good that we realise that we can be sad for no reason, and just process that emotion - BUT HAHA GOOD IDEA LEMME GO PRETEND BE A CAT and demand attention from mr. nikki!!! pls lor that nightmare, i was really q terrified, but i don't feel bad at all for waking him up, because a year or two ago, when he was still working at a law firm, he dreamt that there was a black widow ON MY DAMN FACE and i woke up to my HUSBAND SMACKING MY FACE OMG. the fact that i didn't punch him but kinda soothed him back to sleep is TESTAMENT TO THE FACT THAT I AM A GOOD WIFE but yes ahem. anyway.
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tsukkisalty · 5 years
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TsukiYama Soulmate AU
Okay, so I saw this post right here by @meliohy and it heavily inspired me to do this! So thank you very much for that haha. And this got way out of hand and is super long, and I’ve never written Tsukiyama before so I’m sorry if they’re a little OOC. Anyway, I’m pretty happy with it, so tell me what you think!
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“Everyone is born with the first words their soulmate will tell them written on their skin. Some are simple, others funny, cute, or painful. No matter what, you can’t erase them. You can only wonder... who will say those words, and why?”
Yamaguchi is 5 years old when he first learns to read. He’s excited, elated even. He will finally be able to read the word printed on his neck. Yamaguchi still doesn’t quite realise what it is, or its importance. But he knows it’s a mark that everyone has and is unique to them, somehow? He doesn’t understand why, but he yearns to find out what it is, what it all means.
That’s how he ends up in the mirror, after having run up the stairs right after school, with his shirt off and his brow furrowed. He remembered to read the word backwards and everything, but he still can’t make sense of it.
“Pa... te... tic?” No, that’s not it. What sound do the t and h make again? Right! “Pa...the..tic!” Yes, yes yes!
Yamaguchi jumps around his room, fists punching the air. “Pathetic! Pathetic! Pathetic!” He screams in delight. He can pronounce it all in one go now, and he repeats it like a mantra. That’s his word. His. His feet jolt to the ground.
What does it even mean?
Yamaguchi's sure it’s something special. Surely. It must be. He runs along to the kitchen, where his mother is slicing tomatoes at the counter for dinner.
“Mamaaa!” He calls. “What does... ‘pathetic’ mean”
The knife drops on the floor with a clang. Yamaguchi gives a step back, surprised. Did he pronounce it wrong? No, he’s almost completely sure it’s correct.
His mother turns around slowly.
“Yamaguchi-bo,” Her voice is calm and sweet, but Yamaguchi can feel the hair on the nape of his neck standing on end, “Where did you hear that.”
“It’s right here, mama.” He grins, proudly pointing at his neck. He pouts. “But I don’t know what it means.” His mother gives a sigh of relief. So no other children have learnt to read it yet. And they don’t know what it means, either. But if Yamaguchi has learnt to, it’s only a matter of time before...
“Sit down here, Yamaguchi.” She pats the little stool at the kitchen table. “I’ll tell you what it means.” He nods and bounds energetically to his seat. Finally, finally. He’ll know.
That day, Yamaguchi found out what soulmates were. He still doesn’t get it. But it’s like a best friend? For life? It sounds amazing, he can’t wait to find his. But when he’s covered by his bedsheets hours later, he realises his mother never answered his question. Whatever. He’ll ask what ‘Pathetic’ means tomorrow.
Yamaguchi is 10 years old and he definitely knows what ‘pathetic’ means. He’s learnt to cover the ink on his neck with a big plaster, at first with his mother's help and then on his own. He knows what ‘pathetic’ means alright. It means he’s useless, lame, weak. Unworthy of a soulmate. It means his soulmate hates him, that the person he’s supposed to spend his life alongside wants nothing to do with him.
Yamaguchi cries to his parents, and they tell him it’s impossible. His soulmate loves him. He has to. But Yamaguchi still catches the uncertainty in their eyes.
It makes sense, doesn’t it? No one could ever love him.
He knows what being pathetic is. It’s being himself.
And one day, after school, he’s kicked down by a bunch of boys from his class. He’s used to it at this point. The name-calling, the shoves. He can already feel the bruise forming on his back, as he stares up at the boys that tower over him. But even though he’s used to it, it still hurts. He feels the burning behind his eyes, and the tears leaving wet rails down his check. His bullies don’t miss it either.
“You’re so weak.”
They laugh. They jeer. They taunt.
“You’re such a baby.”
They push. They kick. They don’t stop.
“Useless.”
“Lame.”
“Look! He’s crying.”
And it keeps on going and going, and he can’t block it out.
“Pathetic.”
Yamaguchi’s head jerks up. Who said that? He doesn't know. Some of them he’s never met. He feels his blood freeze under his skin. Of course. Here is his soulmate. It’s what he deserves, isn’t it? A bully?
His face is a mess of tears and blood and sweat and dirt and he doesn’t even know which one of them it is. They’re all shouting, saying words he can’t hear. His body is scorched and frozen all at the same time. He just wants to scream, but he’s too weak. Too weak for any of this.
Silence.
None of the bullies is looking at him anymore. His eyes search around them.
A boy is walking past. He turns his head at them, his face expressionless. Yamaguchi feels a slice of hope. Will he help him? No, he looks way too cool. He’ll probably join in with the rest.
“What are you looking at?”
One of the boys snarl.
“Hey, isn’t he a sixth-grader?”
He sure looks like it, thinks Yamaguchi. If his bullies were towers, this one is a skyscraper. His legs are long and lanky, his pose is relaxed. He has tousled blonde hair and glasses. Yamaguchi didn’t know people with glasses could be cool.
He isn’t a sixth-grader?
They're in the same year group?
Yamaguchi doesn't know how he couldn’t have noticed him before. He is striking.
The boy lifts the corner of his lip into a smirk.
“Pathetic.”
And keeps walking. Yamaguchi doesn’t even register the word, he is left stupefied at his attitude. He laughs in the face of his bully. He doesn’t even care. He has so much confidence. He stood up to them. He called them...
Wait.
Yamaguchi doesn’t realise until his bullies are gone, and he sits alone in the mud. He can feel the dirt and sweat sticking to his skin, but he can’t make his body move. His legs are convulsing violently, he doesn’t dare try to stand.
Because... did he just meet his soulmate?
That day he goes home, and his parents see the change from just yesterday. He smiles at dinner, he hugs them goodnight. He grins at the dark ceiling. And finally, after so many years.
He lets himself hope.
He doesn’t run into him until a few days later. By chance. He doesn’t realise who's behind him until the tallboy has walked past him already, into the gym. He sighs. Of course, his soulmate does volleyball.
“Thank you for the other day!”
Yamaguchi bows, but the other boy is confused.
“Have we met?” Yamaguchi almost clutches his heart, he’s sure he could hear it shatter. Shouldn’t those words be written on the blonde’s skin? Maybe, he just hasn’t realised? Or hasn’t read them?
Still, he keeps talking to the boy, full of admiration. Even if he isn’t his soulmate, he is still incredible. And cool, definitely cool. Somehow, though, he doesn’t have any other friends. Yamaguchi admits that the boy is a little cold, but he wishes he could be the same.
He learns his name is Tsukishima.
And next to him, he never gets picked on again.
Even if Tsukishima isn’t his soulmate, he’ll definitely be a good friend. And even if he isn’t his soulmate... Yamaguchi can’t help but hope he is.
 Yamaguchi is 13 years old when things aren’t like they used to be. He doesn’t care if Tsukki is his soulmate or not. (At least, that’s what he tells himself) But he is his best friend. Tsukki knows Yamaguchi's soul mark is on his neck, covered, but he doesn’t know what it says. They never talk about his own.
Things aren’t like they used to be, because now Yamaguchi feels things. Before, he just felt happiness. To be next to Tsukki, to talk to him, to follow him, play with him. Anything with Tsukishima, he just felt happy.
However, now he has to fight himself. When Tsukishima says his name, he has to fight not to squirm. When he leans on him, he fights not to scream. And every rare time Tsukishima shares his music and offers a singular earphone, he has to fight his own body. He can feel his hands tingling, aching to grab his face. He fights his eyes, to keep them from staring at his best friend’s lips. And he fights his own lips, and the constant urge to lean in and crash his mouth against the other’s.
 “Yamaguchi!” His best friend calls, hand beckoning him, “Walk with me to school.”
“Yes, Tsukki.” He scurries forward, as flowers bloom in his ribcage, “What are you listening to?”
“Shut up Yamaguchi.”
“Sorry, Tsukki.”
Even if everything is different, at least that’s the same.
  Yamaguchi is 16 and he’s never been surer of anything in his life. He’s in love with his best friend. But they aren’t soulmates. Knowing Yamaguchi’s luck, it was probably one of the boys who bullied him as a child. Otherwise, Tsukishima would have recognised the words he said, so long ago.
He’s grown used to all these feelings. The strain on his lungs when they lock eyes, the prickling of the skin Tsukki grazes, the acceleration of his blood flow, on the rare occasion his friend smiles. Most of all, he’s used to the agony in his chest, when he remembers: Tsukishima isn’t his soulmate. And all the good moments disappear; those lethargic, comfy mornings after sleeping over, the pride in Tsukkis eyes after a match, the strawberry shortcake shared at lunch. None of it matters.
Because they aren’t soulmates.
And Yamaguchi gets stabbed in the chest, over and over and over. Maybe if he stopped hanging around Tsukishima all the time, stopped following his every command with alacrity, stopped giving in to the velleity of kissing his lips, stopped backing up every sarcastic joke. Maybe then, it would stop hurting so goddamn much.
Who was he kidding?
Soulmate or not, he couldn’t bear to be apart from him.
Sometimes, Yamaguchi let his mind wander. What if Tsukki realised they were soulmates? What if he confessed?
And sometimes, his mind went in the other direction. What if Tsukki knew Yamaguchi was his soulmate but didn’t want it to be him? What if he hated him?
Those were worse, and plagued his every dream at night.
But Yamaguchi had grown used to it. All of it. But nothing had changed since he was a child. Because even though he’s used to it, it doesn’t stop it from hurting. And it is so much worse than getting punched, or kicked or teased.  And it never stops.
One day, at volleyball practice, something happens, like a slice to the throat.
Hinata and Kageyama are soulmates.
“How did it take you so long to find out?” Yamaguchi asks, confused.
“Hinata’s a dumbass.”
”Hey! You didn’t realise either!” They start yelling at each other, and Yamaguchi looks over at Tsukki.
“Of course those two idiots are soulmates.” And it’s the way he rolls his eyes at the word ‘soulmates’ that twists the blade in his chest.
“I’ll be back,” Yamaguchi mutters, pushing Tsukishima on his way out the door, head bowed.
“What’s wrong with Yamaguchi-Kun?” Asks Yachi.
”Don’t know.” Tsukishima shrugs. But all through practice, he worries. Especially when his friend does not return.
Did he have a crush on Hinata or something? Is that why he left? He’d never seen Yamaguchi so upset. Not like that, at least. He just looked... empty.
Yamaguchi did in fact, feel empty. He felt cold, and light, way too light. Like he could float straight through the ceiling of his room and into the sky. He wanted to be sick, he felt like he was going to. But he had nothing in his system.
Did Tsukki even believe in soulmates? Did he even care? At all?
He grabbed a book from the shelf and threw it against the wall. The pages flew apart, and the spine collapsed.
Yamaguchi realised that felt good.
Well, it felt.. something.
SO he kept going. He didn’t limit himself to books, he threw his chair, his posters, his shoes. Anything that would suffer from it. He was so tired of holding all the damage.
He hurled a big, thick book at his bedroom door. The pages went everywhere, one landing on his feet. Shit. It was a photo album.
Yamaguchi’s arms trembled, as he bent down to turn the photo over. It was of him and Tsukishima, at the age of 11. It was before his growth spurt, so Yamaguchi's head barely touched Tsukki’s chest. And they were both smiling, in brand new volleyball gear.
A teardrop fell on the picture.
Yamaguchi didn’t even know he was crying. His knees crumbled before him. He hit the ground. Hard. But he couldn’t get up. Couldn’t even stop crying. Didn’t even know why he was crying. He was just exhausted. From trying. From feeling. From everything. And he was weak. He knew he was. He always had been.
But he hadn’t felt it until now, now that his sobs had become screams. He could feel the tension in every muscle, and he let go of everything, like a broken tap. He kept screaming and crying and wailing and he forgot to keep it to himself.
“Yamaguchi?”
Tsukishima was in the doorway. He wanted to strangle him and kiss him all at once.
“How did you get in?” Yamaguchi heard his voice creak. It was hoarse, from his previous catharsis.
“You gave me a key, Yamaguchi.”
He didn’t get up from the floor, just stared down at the photograph. Willing himself, to go back in time. To stop himself from ever meeting Tsukki. From ever feeling this heartbreak.
“This is going to take a long time to clean up.”
“Shut up, Tsukki!” He gasped at himself. Oh no. He didn’t mean to shout and oh god, he was just caught up and emotional and-
“Sorry, Yamaguchi.” His voice was caught in his throat.
Said life-ruiner knelt down next to Yamaguchi.
“Mind telling me what happened?” Yamaguchi stared up at his friend. His golden eyes had never been so soft. So... caring. He restrained himself from collapsing into his chest.
“I just...”He whispered, unsure. “Tsukki... do you believe in soulmates?"
Tsukishima almost toppled over from his crouch. His best friend was surprised by the question but instantly recomposed himself.
“Yes, I do.”He looked at the ground. “Is that what this is about?”
“Yes.”
They both sat down next to each other, crumpling papers and cracking splinters scattered on the bedroom floor.
“Tsukki, why do you...” Yamaguchi took a deep breath, “Why do you never talk about your soul mark?”
“Why don’t you talk about yours?” He retorted.
Yamaguchi felt his cheeks come aflame.
“Fine. We’re best friends. I guess I could talk about it.” Yamaguchi stared at his friend, mouth agape. Was he really...?
“I like the idea of soulmates. I really do, actually. But... I just don’t want to fall in love with someone because of some words on my skin. Or even, be forced to fall in love with someone when I could just as easily fall for someone else. Someone who maybe isn’t designed to be with me, but maybe I like them more or know them longer or, whatever. I don’t like being told who I’ve been paired up with. I don’t want to be told what to do.”
Yamaguchi nodded silently. Definitely sounded like Tsukishima.
“So... when I was a kid and I learnt about soulmates I... I bandaged the words off. And... I never looked at them again. I kept the bandage on as long as possible, and I close my eyes in the shower. I started when I was really young, so I don’t remember what it says.”
Yamaguchi’s eyes widened.
“I want to fall in love with someone because I love them. Not because some ink says I should. And then...” Tsukishima paused, his fingers picking at each other like baby crows. “When I was older, I really, really wanted to look. I was desperate and curious as hell. But I didn’t. Because, well... I just really wanted it to be you.”
Yamaguchi felt his heart stop. He was no longer breathing. Time no longer existed inside his body, every cell was stuck in place. Tsukishima continued, without a glance at his deadlike best friend.
“And I knew it couldn’t possibly be you because you would have said something. But, as long as I didn’t look, I could let myself hope you know? Schrödinger's cat and all that. I just couldn’t imagine being soulmate to anyone but you and I just wanted it to be, more than anything else.”
Tsukishima let out a fake laugh.
“Pretty pathetic, huh?”
“Tsukki.” His voice cracked, and his friend finally turned to look at him. His freckles were decorated with the paths his tears had travelled and his purple lips were trembling. He had to say something. Anything. To let Tsukki know that it was okay. But he couldn’t. All he could do was stare and stare. His throat was dry and rough, like sandpaper.
Pain shot round his neck, as he ripped the plaster off. He had no words in his mouth, but he did on his body. Tsukki’s eyes widened and his lips parted as he read the word.
Wordless, he lifted up his shirt, where a big white bandage covered the top of his left ribcage.
Yamaguchi and Tsukishima shared one last unsure look before he tore it off his body with a hiss.
Yamaguchi looked at him. The skin there was paler than his already pallid body, and it heaved rapidly along with his breaths. But most striking of all, were the words written across his heart.
 “Thank you for the other day”
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