#i come back to look at this all thw time its so fucked up man wtf

[ovaova]

Oki I’ve never wrote on here before but this is just a thought I’ve had. Might have many typos but we’re just gonna ignore that 🤭 also nsfw and Bakugo is in his 30s so don’t come for me

Oki so imagineeeeee…

Airport Pilot Katsuki

Ik it sounds boring at first but just hear me out….

Okay so like imagine him being an airport pilot, cute uniform and all-

He looks so handsome in it too, CANT FORGET ABOUTT THE CAP OR THE WING PIN TOO

The uniform hugs him so tight too, especially in all the right places

Most def the best lookin pilot out of them all

He’s def one of those pilots who stand at the door and does that nod up thing to greet the people- 😩

(I’m bad at explaining but hopefully you get what I mean 🧍🏽‍♀️)

Anyways, he always goes with the navy blue suit with gold accessories and a black tie for his pilot outfits

NOT TO MENTION THW MATCHING EARRINGS CUSTOM CUFFS TOO

Kirishima is 100% his co-pilot, you already know

They used to be in the same class during flight school and at first, Katsuki ain’t like him- not one bit

But after being paired up enough, they got along 🤭

And omg lookkkkk, they co-pilots now 💕💕

Anyways, mans take his job VERY seriously. Wants nothing more than a smooth flight too and back or wherever the fuck he’s going- unless it has something to do with turbulence or a storm

OH YEAH- man fuckin hates turbulence…but who doesn’t?

Ofc he knows it’s unavoidable but he finds it more annoying than scary unlike Kirishima who always quakes but at the same time can you blame him??

“Goddamnit red, why are you shaking?? It’s just turbulence! You’re a pilot for fucks sake!”

“OKAY AND?“

I’m with Kiri on this one but anyways…

Yeah he takes his job really serious, he really don’t play Fr

But then there’s you 😍

You in your nice lil flight attendant outfit, aww 🥰

Yeah did I mention that you and Katsuki are dating 🧐🤨 yeah he’s your man mhm

And then you have Mina, Froppy, and Denki who are your coworker flight attendants, dream team Fr dealing with all those people

Okay but back to you and Katsuki, OUU you remeber when Janet said “anytime, anyplace” ? - Yeah that’s him 💀

AS SOON AS THAT FLIGHT LANDS AND EVERYBODY LEAVES THAT PLANE - ITS ON ❤️💀

Kirishima already knows that when Katsuki starts to take off his cap and jacket to “relax” , it’s time for him to leave asap

He’s already learned that the hard way 💀

It’s basically routine atp

Once the Passengers and yalls coworkers leave the plane, he’s already there waiting for you in the cockpit 💀

Mans is in his 30s but he will make do with whatever position he’s in

Mans really made you ride him in his seat 💀 WHERE HE CONTROLS THE PLANE????

In the aisle too 💀 he really does not care

But no it doesn’t end there, so Y’know how pilots/ attendants get a hotel so that they can get on their next plane/shift yeah?

Yea he always makes sure y’all get a hotel together whenever is possible and Jesus 💀

Man is making his time worth while while he can 💀

There is no use in leaving that hotel room either cause you’re gonna be too hurt to

But at the same time, can you blame him? I mean both of y’all sometimes aren’t able to get the same hotel together, y’all have to catch diff planes, and y’all both can end up super busy so 🤷🏽‍♀️

AND y’all gotta get up early, ya he’s trying to get all his rounds in before y’all separate again-

In the shower, on the bed, IN the bed, on the floor, against the wall, or anywhere else possible 💀

And then he will have the audacity to get room service just to fill up on energy again just for another couple of rounds 🧍🏽‍♀️

Yeah so that’s my take on Airport Pilot Katsuki 🧍🏽‍♀️❤️

#katsuki x reader smut #bakugo x reader lemon #husband bakugo x reader #Bakugo #bakugo x reader angst #bakugo x reader #first post #Pilot #mha midoriya #mha bakugo x reader #mha headcanons #headcannons #teehee

[violet-moonstone]

httyd ceremonial music and war chants

ok so one thing i absolutely need to have in one of my httyd fics (the thw rewrite with a time jump - working title is wings of war) - is a scene with communal dancing, chanting, and singing

theres going to be a gathering of the archipelago's leaders at berk (i might call it a "thing" even though its not quite historically accurate...but its httyd lets be real here, nothings historical)

anyway at the gathering/thing, each group will contribute some kind of performance or ceremony in a show of support/celebration and I cant get the image out of my mind of the berserkers essentially performing a heilung song (specifically asja)

i imagine that the berserkers (and probably a lot of others in the archipelago) have incorporated dragons into their ceremonial music, which will only make it cooler and definitely more intimidating in the case of war chants

the scene would take place at night. all the groups that have come to berk are gathered before the great hall and fires have been lit all around. theyre gathered in a semi circle, with performing groups taking their spot in the centre so everyone can see them.

im imagining dagur (shirtless even though its cold, with his face, chest, and arms painted) walking back and forth in front of the ranks of the berserkers who've come with him as part of his entourage for the ceremonies. he's leading the chant, riling them up, pounding on his chest or maybe using a spear to keep time by driving its blunt end into the ground over an over. he's super into it, like sweating, chest heaving with the deep breaths at every pause. sometime he's bending forwards or titling back from the force it takes to lead the chant with consistent volume and expression. he looks a little terrifying.

and then partway through the chant, heather emerges from the middle of the performers - she also has her face painted and shes in an elaborate ceremonial dress - and she starts singing in this haunting but beautiful voice

and its just fucking transcendent, man

hiccup and astrid are watching, absolutely mesmerized

also here's asja for reference. it's about wishing for prosperity and love, which is fitting considering the events that are taking place as the ceremonies are happening

also i think hakkerskaldyr would be another great one either for the beserkers or several of the tribes gathered together to sing before a battle, either the night before or as theyre on the battlefield. this song makes me feel such a strong sense of anticipation and...is it just me or is the song hot? like this is a sexy song.

imagine dagur chanting hakkerskaldyr while holding some sort of huge weapon, glaring down people he's about to bludgeon to death

hot

#httyd #how to train your dragon #rtte #race to the edge #httyd fanfiction #httyd headcanons #dagur the deranged #heather the unhinged #Youtube #thw rewrite

[blogalreadydoesntexist]

httyd3 rant because i promised it before

basic movie junk, character centered, plotline centered, design centered

yes im already working on the next parts for homecoming and shit, ill add their parts to this main post!

no fucking 'this is berk' intro/outro. it's been a staple of the franchise to the point of being included in the two/three shows, and it makes you feel more outcasted, jumping straight into the action instead of the typical build up to Cool Dragon Shit TM that was present in all the other installments.

hiccups actions as chief. hiccup has more than 2 braincells, he would use, i dont know, the good portion of several other closeby islands, instead of risking a, starvation, b, easy spreading fires, c, lack of general resources, etc.

astrid was, eh, in the second movie, but in this one shes just been dumbed all the way down to Girl hate Marriage! Ha Ha! and Female Supporting Role. I can't remember a single line from her, not even the dramatic little talk she and Hiccup have.

do you like snotlout? Good, because hes a fucking dick here. Yes, the shows arent technically canon, but come the fuck on. snotlout doesnt joke about death, not when it was a. his uncle (hc on that but cmon man) b. his chief, and c. his friend's fucking father

eret gets no screentime, which is shitty, considering that hey, the former dragon trapper has been living in harmony for a year now, hows that been going for him (plus all the shit with him and gobber is disgusting, next point!-)

gobber lusting after a man barely older than the boy he raised alongside stoick is gross. Especially when you consider how hes THE only gay character. He was old and disabled and not-instagram-model pretty, yet you have to ruin that (albeit shitty in execution) work just to make your only gay guy lust after a dude way younger to the point where he could have been raising him instead of hiccup?

the whole marriage between astrid/hiccup being so 'iffy' and a 'will they won't they' dragging pain blister is just that, a dragging pain blister. yes, their relationship seems to factory reset every installment (eyes audrey greywind's hiccstrid analysis) but still, this wouldnt happen. especially not with all the forced doubt when you KNOW it's gonna happen because theyre both cishet looking and white

grimmel isnt a villain. if toothless is the only nightfury left, then the nightlights must have been doing some inbreeding, since nightfuries and more so lightfuries are so strongly connected to cats, the dark scales on thunder and his family need to come from somewhere. oh also, i doubt that the island of night was a full ruse or that the cancelled firetides comic was shitting out of its ass about more nightfuries.

the lightfury isnt a good plotline. the prior movie had made a little comment about finding another nightfury, and instead of making a whole subspecies that doesnt even look good, we could have made that foreshadowing AND added more stakes by having mutliple nightfuries under toothless's alpha respect shit. grimmel doesnt get just the dragons, he wipes out an entire species.

toothless and the tail. he wouldnt have come back, not this toothless. the gift of the nightfury my beloved.

you like ruffnut and how shes another strong, anti-dumb blonde woman character? Well, good! you remember how she was smart AND comedic when she got captured by viggo? Yep! This time, she doesnt even check to make sure shes being followed after she was freely let go. So smart and funny and RTTE ruffnut of her, right??

finale shit. Finally, the fucking centerpiece of the steaming pile of horse shit. a. the prior EVERYTHING was all about embracing what makes you different (cough cough autism analogy) and the fact that thw throws that to the side for a 'well we should hide our interests and what we love JUST because there will always be one person who doesnt like it' is fucking idiotic, especially when most of the fandom is made up of queer neurodivergents.

design shit because it deserves whole another category

lightfury - did we need the glitter and literal eyeshadow/liner? how smooth and descaled she is? how stereotypically fem she looks? I already hate her for lore and plot reasons, but cmon! did we need to furry-art-ifiy the very 'this is supposed to look like a real animal' dragons? (no hate to furries, it was just the best thing i could think of to describe how not-animal she looks)

HICCUP. they fucking instgrammed my boy. what happened to his imperfections? his scar? his freckles that were utterly adorable? he looks like plastic now, and (i havent seen a pic of his teeth in a hot second) I dont think he even has his tooth gap anymore

astrid. astrids design was.. okay. i way prefer her hair from httyd2 / rtte, but eh. she just looks like shes already had 3 kids and shes rolling up to her local baptist church, I dont know if its because her hair is more down or what, but she looks No. she looks like just how shes written: stereotypical wife character.

snotlout is pure yes and i love his design here, eret too. erets armor design is more professional and battle-smart looking, while snotlouts is gaudy-ier, with a full head-mask of Hookfang. Pure yes i love my opposite-poles-of-the-autistic-spectrum boys

valka. Oh boy. Same issues with Hiccup, but they aged her down to looking like she just dyed her hair. She genuinely looks younger than Mala, whos supposedly older than her own son. (also little me thought that they were the same age, little comment id just like to add)

I dont mind the others as much (I hate ruffnuts hair in execution, give my girl the glowup she actually deserves) but eugh. valka, astrid, and hiccup are the worst offenders (i also hate everyone other than eret and snotlout and hiccup with stubbly chins but if they were ever bearded i would Gag)

tl;dr: the hidden world goes against the message of the prior installments while also destroying all characters built up over said installments.

#httyd #how to train your dragon #rant post #long post #the hidden world #media analysis #kinda #totally included eret and snotlout praise in the same point for no reason... #go watch audrey greywind and oakwyrm they are Very #Plus oakwyrm can talk on stuff I cant as a physically abled kid

[fish-at-fish-fish-resort]

holds out hands . may i hear your oc lore

since this is a sequel to this unanswered ask from my main

ill give you my agents (and 2 related ocs) bc giving you all the ocs in one post will be really hard i have SO MANY. too many. ANYWAY sillies under cut!!!

lets start with 3 because thats where the timeline starts

heres a p old timeline drawing thingy that still holds up i think

yeah just read through it. holds up. three is mostly the target of self projection lmao.

smore fun facts ab them:

they were team callie in the s1 final fest

they are wildly competitive

they sleep with an eyemask on bc the scrred eye glows in the dark (it bothers eight)

they value abilities over looks on gear so most their outfits are atrocious unless someone forces them to look good.

they can speak octarian

if they had a penny for every time they let an octarian who just got to inkopilis live with them theyd have two pennies. which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice right?

which brings us to the next one which is actually an octoling oc i made back in like 2016??? def splatoon 1 era. shes been redesigned a bajillion times but the story is mostly the same. after the octavio fight she is also one of those octos who tried to get to inkopolis. this one was found by three who was like. i jave no idea what ur saying ur coming with the the old man totes knows octarian from his divorce. this n that and they teach eachother language and culture and its sweet and cool and they probabyl had some wlw stuff going on until 3 had a wholeass gender crisis

this is her btw. the drawing on the right is more up to date. im still thinking of renaming her. ill never find a name that fits. her original name was marianna but thats too close to marina!!!!!

shes also a fashion designer! she likes to use traditional octarian or military designs in her clothes. her pieces are not meant for turf wars though. shes still in close contact with three, and they hang out a lot. she wants to get three to ask the squid sisters if they could wear some of her clothes on a splatfest. three forgets.

next up!!!!! agent 4. i have two of those. they independently became agent 4 and then unrelatedly also became college roommates.

hash is more of a canon adjacent agent 4. poser, loser, really dramatic and really loud. kidna does whatever they want and also likes to leave graffitti on the kettles they clear. theyre also an only child. they also call marie mom jsut to annoy her. also their hairstyle is the bob in the front but the back is spiky/shaved. theyre a silly lil punk.

ikarus is a cynical asshole. and also a self centered poser whos set on looking cool for whoevers watching. he has 2 younger siblings and 1 older sister. hes from outside greater inkopolis, thinks hes better than the in city inkopolitans but behaves the exact same. he sucks i love him. he really looks up to n respects marie bc she reminds him of his elder sister. his fav brand is toni kensa

ikarus got the agent job first, n got rlly mad when they found out that theres another agent 4 bc he didnt show up enough nd marie just hired someone else. they share a uniform. they try to annoy eachother by puttinf the weirdest smelling stuff in the uniform b4 leaving it at the canyon. when talking ab em as agent 4 i like to use #4 for hash and n°4 for ikarus

the two also have a 3rd roommate

she doesnt have a name though. and if she does i forgot it :(

the three actually make a pretty good unit in their apartement. hash and ikarus only find out theyre both agent 4 when its time for the boss fight and both of them show up to get it done with. theyre both very competitive. they end up fighting over it and hash wins. ikarus is on the truck w sheldon and marie and is yelling insults at the battlefield until marie shuts him up so she can sing.

thw three roommates also always do salmon run shifts together. if they fuck up on a wave they always blame it on the one freelancer. yes they also kiss.

for eight i actually made this ref here recently!

theyve always been really fascinated with inklings and also were going to become an engineer before running off and landing in the metro.

they are very well spoken but also pretty shy. they try to make a good impression on people. finds it hard to trust others.

it took a while until he got used to sleeping in a bed. still sleeps with an eye open sometimes. its a habit.

theyre usualyl the one forcing three into at least okay looking clothes. oh also this tall loser likes to wear heels n platforms. hes literally taller than marina and still wears heels.

he actually started learning inklish back in octo valley from really outdated books. after coming to inkopolis hes been given a buncha annotated language books from marina (and from three, who still had the ones they used w the other octo girlie). but they still end up using some really old phrases and words that kinda leave some people perplexed.

oh also they're not THAT good at fighting (they were never a soldier) theyre smart and persistent though. still ended up severely in debt w pearl bc of the metro. pearl offered he can just work as stage crew for off the hook for a few tours or so and theyre good. he took the offer immediately bc bro barely got income to repay that all normally.

#whew that was barely organized but ummm yayyyy thats them!!!! #i have WAY more ocs but these are the agentssss #keep asks coming!!!!! #agent 4 #agent 3 #agent 8 #ikarus #hash #eight #three #splatoon agent ocs #splatoon agents #new squidbeak splatoon #splatoon oc #splatoon #fin scratching

[harley-style]

@hiccups-peg-leg, this is for you (your fuckin username man, its glorious)

HI AND WELCOME TO 100 + 1 REASONS I'M BEGINNING NOT TO LIKE HTTYD:THW

Disclaimer: It might not actually reach 50 reasons because I have a healthy amount of concern for my fingers

​It makes sense as the final part of a trilogy, for them to separate, but the whole set up of how the separation goes was...blargh.

​Hiccup was not acting like himself.

​Neither was Toothless, actually.

​Astrid was weaker in supporting Hiccup. I mean, don't get me wrong, she was still as badass as always, but never have I been more uncomfortable with her way of "supporting" Hiccup throughout this entire movie.

​"You gave him his freedom, what did you expect?" BITCH WHAT

​THIS IS NOT SOME CALL OF THE WILD BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK

​part of the reason Toothless STAYED even when Hiccup presented him with an automated tail was because he preferred BERK. you know, a civilised, NOT WILD settlement even if Toothless himself was a wild dragon prior

​in fact NONE of the dragons were being forced to stay there. Which means they CHOSE to stay with humans.

​Why was there no internal conflict between Berk? Why are they all just following Hiccup after some discussion about "Berk is not a place, its the people and our dragons!"??? Just???? They didn't feel like a village at all, is what I'm saying.

​For the record, I think Valka and Cloudjumper would have been harder to separate because these two were together for like twenty years why wouldn't they stick together???

​Toothless should not have been the King of the Hidden world. there are several reasons.

​1 - he was already a bad fucking leader when it came to priorities. he chose his MATE over his FLOCK. what the absolute fuck. 2- in coming to the hidden world, he promptly forgot about the BERKIAN FLOCK THAT HE HAD RESPONSIBILITIES TO. 3- it just doesnt make sense for all dragons to have bowed to him accepting him as their king. Night Furies are deadly, but they are not of the Dragon king breed. Toothless only managed that title because he FOUGHT a fucking dragon of that SPECIFIC breed. 4- he's horny as fuck. I'm sorry, it had to be said. He and the Light Fury have met for, what, a week at most? And already he's in love? Give me a fucking break. but anyways, my point is, if he dropped EVERYTHING HE KNEW AND LOVED for a person he BARELY GOT TO KNOW, then he should not have been made leader in the first place. 5- this is more personal, but fuck the fucking fact that he left hiccup for this unknown stranger. its like his human didnt even MATTER to him at all. which brings me to my next point.

​why the ever loving FUCK did the team EVER imply that hiccup and toothless were SOULMATES if all they were gonna do is separate them and have toothless forget hiccup entirely.

​are the dragons intelligent, sentient creatures

​or are they just wild animals capable of replicating human behavior without understanding the deeper implications of it

​because if the latter was true, then what the FUCK was the first two movies for?

​the hidden world cannot exist in a geological scale. it cannot sustain itself either. if toothless did somehow recall EVERY dragon, then the ecosystem of the hidden world is suddenly shot to fucking hell.

​the movie basically spat to our faces that romantic love is stronger than the power of friendship. and family.

​im pretty sure GOTNF was canon, and THW just spits all over its message and story.

​what happened to my badass dragon riders, dreamworks?

​okay ill be honest A LOT of my issues with this movie are centered around toothless and hiccup

​berk did not need to be separated from its dragons. in fact, dragons leaving berk, realistically speaking, would actually be detrimental to berk.

​for one thing, theyd be totally cut off from the rest of the world -- they suddenly relocated without any warning, to a place where no one had actually explored thus far. traders would not have known where to find them and, if they were in the merchant thinking mode, would cut their losses and find some other village to trade to. so new berk isnt gonna get any support for a long while.

​berk chose an island than can only be safely accessed via dragons. do you see where im going with this?

​by choosing to LET DRAGONS GO, hiccup and toothless have now condemned Berk into a generation of hardship, one that will make its people struggle with getting supplies, rebuild their homes, and basically a lot of their basic survival needs.

​and MIGHT I ADD, hiccup has REVOLUTIONIZED the viking way of life by INCORPORATING dragons into it. what happens when that system suddenly loses a big chunk of what made that system work?

​may i also add that hiccup has also REVOLUTIONIZED the term BIG DUMBASS when referring to decisions that were made.

​im also salty about how quickly toothless forgot about hiccup when entering the hidden world. like, holy fuck, i cannot even begin to explain how dreadful i felt when toothless was just "oh fuck yeah" in that glowing neon underground while poor hiccup was like "do you think he's okay?"

​if it were me, toothless would at least be having a moment to himself, looking at his tail, and you can clearly see in his eyes, "what about my human? what about berk?" before getting distracted. I would have accepted at LEAST that.

​nope. we get a toothless reluctantly going back to hiccup and new berk, resentful and somber as he longs for, what, a home?

​goddamn it i hate the hidden world in the movie the hidden world. i like the movie, i really really do, but that fucking plot device grates my fucking brain.

​RTTE handled a dragon haven a lot better.

​Vanaheim was a perfect place for wild dragons to settle but dreamworks fucking abolished that idea

​i KNOW vanaheim is like a resting place for sick dragons but like

​if hiccup was half as smart as he was the first two movies thw wouldnt have been a thing in the first place.

​its really, really hard for me to defend a movie i liked the first time i watched it when the only things i can see from it are toothless not caring enough about hiccup and hiccup making the niggest mistake of his life.

​this movie honestly felt like emotional manipulation. watching it i always remembered the other two movies, which should NOT have happened. when i watched the second movie (and may i add i barely remembered a thing about the first movie at the time) i was so MOVED to the point of TEARS. i had no context and i was moved to tears anyway. THW constantly pulled at my nostalgia strings and indirectly and directly called back to the first two movies and that just....what???

and that's it.

i mean if youd like to add more feel free to, probably missed some there

and there are a couple of ao3 essays that depict the same reasons i have. just put the tag "the hidden world" in your filters uwu

one last thing: despite the reasons i mentioned above i did enjoy watching thw, im just sayin it took me a long time and a lot of reading to figure out that, no, thw wasnt as great as the hype made it seem.

this isnt meant as an attack to people who like THW. i understand that this movie is special to you and I have no right to take enjoyment from you. im just laying out the reasons of why I personally don't agree with what happened in THW.

#httyd #the hidden world #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #toothless #httyd thw #how to train your dragon #the salt of the hidden world

[zuffer-weird-girl]

What if Kaito, Haru and Kin ask their parents if they can go camping with them but knowing overhaul ohh lord 😣😂💀

YEEEEEEEES, SUFFER HUSBAND OF MINE, SUFFER

"No." He said at least for the hundred time on only one hour. His kids still annoying him to get what they wanted.

Why the hell did they wanted to go camping out of all the things in this god for saken universe..?

"Pwetty please papa?" His three years old pleaded with shining golden eyes as Kaito still remained his stoic gaze but with his pout at show.

"We never went to those things!" The boy complained while he just groaned, wanting nothing more to hear the absolute silence.

"We asked mommy and she told us that we're only going if you allow!" Kaito say a bit annoyed as his frow increased.

"And I don't allow this." He growled, hitting his book slightly on gis legs as he glared at his son back "No is still a no. Brat."

Kin gulped a bit at seing the tense atmosphere between her daddy and older brother before she chirped in glee and relief at seing you entering the room.

"What is going on here? Staring competition?" You giggled before picking Kin up in your arms.

"Daddy won't let us go camping mom!" "This rascal is getting on my nerves."

You and Kin shared a look while they both returned to glare at each other before. You sighed and sitted in the middle of your two boys.

"Kaito if Daddy doesn't want to go then you have to respect him my soldier."

"But if he doesn't go he won't let US go either!" He huffed and you deadpanned at that, knowing that your son wasn't telling any lies.

"Have any idea how those places can be dirty and infected? I wont care for two sick brats when we get home after." He growled before you coughed in mockness.

"Is more likely you to get sick since the kids immune system are way better than you-" you yelped at the pinch he gave to your butt, Kin giggling at your high pitch sound while Kaito only glared at his father even more.

"Haru is going! Im sure uncle Kurono is going to let her!"

"Right then." Chisaki growled, picking his book again "If Blockhead goes with his daughter then we go as well." He sayed confindently, knowing that Hari would tell his own brat the same thing he told his rascals.

~

"Chronostasis I despise your entire fucking existence, I will kill you son of a-"

"Kai calm down! Is just for three days!" You pushed his chest a bit to prevent him getting closer to Kurono who was pale as a fucking ghost, but stoic face as ever, while he carried his daughter out of the car.

He couldn't just say no to Haru! She never went camping before! And how the fuck was he suppose to know that Kai had made a deal with his own kids that involved HIM NO LESS?!

"Mommy look how many bags I got!" Kaito exclaimed in smugness at you while his father started to scratch at his arm with his gloved hand, looking around with only disgust on his eyes.

"Kaito baby! You might hurt yourself!" You crouched down a bit to pick the things, smilling at your son's pout before rolling your eyes and giving him two bags.

"There is so many trees in here!" Haru said in awe, giggling at her father's petting while he took her bag.

"So many germs and infections." You heard your husband mutter darkly from behind you, hives appearing on his face while he controlled himself to not just scrub his skin as he closed the car.

"Love dont worry." You cooed on his side, giggling at kin whose was following with her golden eyes a blue butterfly and giggling a bit "This area in spefic is way more cleaner and close to the city than the others..."

"Is still dirty..." he growled under his breath, walking and glaring at his older defiant who was the most responsible for this.

He loved that little shit but fucking hell.

"Three days sweetheart." You cooed again before placing your lips on his cheek lovingly, smilling at seing his shoulder has eased a bit from the tension "It passes like a flash."

"It doesn't. I will put you on a room with nothing to do, then we will se if three days pass like a flash." He say it nonchantly while you giggled and shook your head.

"Daddy look!" Haru exclaimed looking up at her father "There is a river right there!"

"Yep. Is a clean one, so its safe flower."

"A bunch of filth animals goes in there to-"

"Kai." You warned while he only scoffed and crossed his arms.

God you loved your husband, but you really hoped he wasn't staying this grumpy all the time.

It was starting to get dark and you and Chrono were in the job of getting the fire done while your husband got the tends done... actually he used his quirk but whatever.

You wanted to laugh so badly when he had bought that tend that stayed like, two or four palms away from the ground, supported by iron bars... You noticed that day that he had only bought one at the start and when you suggested to buy one for Kurono he only glared at you with a no.

Luckily for the arrow haired man you used your puppy eyes. And now him and his daughter were also safe from some bugs entering.

"Looks good Kai!" You chirped when he finished, scoffing a bit at hearing your comment.

"It was me that made it."

Kurono snickered while putting the wood together while you deadpanned with a sarcastic smile.

"Arrogance is high as always huh?" You grunted before sitting down, smilling at the kids popping their heads out from the tend and jumping to get together with their parents.

Chrono smirked when his daughter came to snyggle on his side before he eyes went wide when he patted his pockets and didn't felt anything.

"Blockhead?" Kai arched one eyebrow while you furrowed yours in worry.

"... I forgot the lighter." He muttered, making Chisaki's rage only increase more.

"You had one job Chrono." He growled while Hari stared bag with a unamused expression.

"Why didn't you got the lighter then?"

"... I was busy." His eyes darkened when Chrono only made a sarcastic 'uh-huh' sound with one of his eyebrows lifted up. "Since when did you get so confindent Chronostasis?"

"Maybe after the Overhaul started to-"

Both stopped their discussion when the kids almost screamed in glee when a joilt of fire started on the wood.

"Mommy is the best!" Kaito made a fist in victory before he hugged your neck giggling, while you only squished his cheek a bit to plant a kiss.

"What?" Chisaki asked in surprise while you looked up at him with a smile, the light of thw fire dancing and iluminating teh fa e of his wife along with the moon light.

"My uncle taught me how to start a fire once!" Kin giggled when you placed her in your lap as Kaito got in between his father and mother while watching the fire in awe.

"I helped!" Kin said proudly, giggling at the pat of the gloved hands of her father.

"Impressive." He muttered, eyes softening while looking at you. You smiled back before you saw Chrono helping his daughter hold the stick while he sticked a sausage on it.

"Daddy what if I burn it?!" She whimpered, eyes quite afraid as she holded the stick as her life depended on it.

"You're not. Your cooking skills are equivalent to mine bratty, so its fine."

Kaito poked your leg, serious yet curious (E/c) looking up at your own.

"Mom Im a bit hungry, can we do those too?" You nodded with a smile before holding both of your kids wrist close to the fire after you placed their own chosen snacks on thheir sticks.

"Carefull brats, too close to the fire and you two might burn yourselfes." Kai muttered monotonously but still allert in case his kids got hurt.

You got up from the bench, Chisaki refused to let anyone sit on the ground, and left to grab the three packages you got hidded from your husband.

You heard him calling your name and got the goodies behind your back.

"Our son is sick." He growled while pointing at Kaito munching on a burnt bread with some mixture on it.

"Im not I just like when is toasted!" He protested with a pout, whinning when his father stroke his thumb on his cheek monoustly to get the crumbs out of his face.

"Sick!" Kin exclaimed while Kaito deadpanned at her and Haru for laughing.

You laughed at the scene while Kurono messed with his daughter's hair to make her stop laughing a bit.

"I am in the mood for some smores. Anyone else?" The kids immediately agreed and even Haru got out of her seat to come to you... while chisaki and Kurono only had confused faces on. "What?" You asked innocently while already sticking one fluffly marshmallow on the thing to make the first snack.

"... what the hell is a smore?" Your husband and Hari said in union while the kids bursnt into laughter and you widened your eyes in horror.

"You two... dont have any idea what is a smore?" Kurono merely shrugged his shoulder while kai only arched his eyebrow "Neither of you have lived." You grimmace while Hari let out a snicker and Chisaki scoffed and pinched your side.

While making the kid's smore first you were explaining to them, a snack mostly eated in United States but got really famous around the world. Two graham crackers and in the middles a melting marshmallow and chocolate.

Hari made a slightly uncomfortable face, muttering that it was too sugary for his taste... but still accepting when his daughter cutely offered to him.

Although you knew how much of a sweet tooth your Kai was. And you had to admit that you were slightly anxious and excited to see his reaction.

He took it from your hand and lowered his mask a bit to take the first bite, you had ro bite hard on your to gue to prevent the giggle of your from escaling when you saw his eyes widening for a fracyion of seconds at tasting the thing.

"Is eatable." You shook your head with a smile while he continued munching.

"Mom can i have other?" Kaito mumbled while you made a slightly dissaproving face.

"Sweety the smore is too sugary and you won't be able to sleep after."

"But i dont want to sleep." He deapanned while you sended a pleading look at your husband to help you, wincing a bit when your baby girl also had asked cutely for a another one.

But your husband just had to look at them before looking at you, shrugging his shoulders... alloowing them to eat.

And the bastard also wanted another one... you started to regret bringing the smores up, after all you had three, THREE sweet tooth dark brow haired heads.

Luckily at least that haru and Hari were more into the salty side... ironic due to their actions.

When it got late each family entered their own tends.. although you noticed that even despite the kids had fallen asleep peacefullu, especially when both were sandwiched by his mother and father, Chisaki jad his eyes open the whole time.

"Can't sleep?" You mumbled tiredly, his gaze finally breaking with the top of the tend to loom at you.

"You know me." Of course you did... it took a lot for Chisaki to get used to new things... so imagine bejng fron his neatly cleaned house in the city to just nowhere?

You stroked his cheek a bit, smilling when he sighed and closed his eyes at the contact.

"The kids are so lucky to have you..." you whispered, stroking Kaito's hair with your free hand when he mumbled on jis sleep and returned it to nuzzle his face on you.

"Sure." He rolled his eyes sarcastically while patting his quiet and sleeping daughter "The brats had to beg for me to let this happen, and if it wasn't for blickhead accepting this I wouldn't come and neither let any of you as well... i am everthing except from a good father or even a decent husband angel." He muttered darkly before arching a eyebrow at your scoff.

"First. You have mysophobia. It cleary did not surprised me when you denied immediatly when the kids brought thid up and neither upseted me either... Second, you still kept your promise, and despite hating such a thing you risked your own decisions to see Kaito and Kin happy. Third..." you touched foreheads with him "You worry too much, but is all because you care about us. And I couldn't ask for more my love."

He scoffed a bit before stroking your cheek

"Chessy as always angel." You poked your tongue out with a quiet giggle.

"Admit it. You love it."

"Sadly I cant deny that." He lowered his mask a bit but even before he could even touch his lips on yours the brat woke up and groaned.

"Gross. No." He placed Kin's toy on the middle of you two and returned to snuggle on your chest "You two are gross." He mumbled.

You blinked in disbelief... this boy was deep asleep! HOW?!

"... Can I put this rascal on Chrono's t-"

"No!" You whispered shouted in laughter while he growled and give back to a whining Kin her favorite toy.

"This rascal. I swear that my pacience with him is thise close to ending." He brought his hand up to you to see, gloved index finger and thumb together "This close."

"Your... fingers are touching."

"Exactly." He growled before plopping down his arm "Its been nine years of these. Nine."

He chuckled dryly at hearing your laugh.

Oh god I got really excited while writing this and I cant put anymore or else it will turn way too long ;-; and I still had a bunch of other things to put in this scenario T-T

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[sopebubbles]

this turned out to be quite long lmao I'm sorry I hope you like it

if you're taking suggestions...

idk if you like taylor swift but I'm a huuuge swiftie and let me tell you this woman has some things to say sometimes lmaoooo her style/genres may not fit the character lot I think but some from her reputation era may fit

I'm just gonna leave some for your consideration:

Look What You Made Me Do: has to be one of my favs honestly, the way she took back that narrative and fucking owned it... chef kiss she was the moment. the video is fire but the live performances really make it come to live so if you're interested watch the reputation tour if you can/want it's on Netflix!

I Did Something Bad: I recommend looking up the live version of this one (there's an AMA performance that I'll leave that's fucking metal) and there's this line and moment before the first chorus that just screams yn at the performance and I don't wanna say it in case you haven't seen it/heard it and spoil it but you'll know which one it is I think [ https://youtu.be/LE3Te3iGJy8 ].

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things: the sound may be a little off for the character maybe bc the first too at least are "dark" and this one it's not but I think some of the lyrics might relate a lot to yn and yoongi's relationship.

and from her other albums, lyric wise bc I think this don't really go with yn's style but still have some of her spirit, I recomend:

Tell Me Why (Taylor's Version) she's just about done woth everyone's attitudetowards her in this one lmao [Fearless (Taylor's Version)].

Mean she decided to say fuck you bc in the future I will thrive and you will rot and we love her for that [Speak Now].

I Knew You Were Trouble even though they were never a thing and this is a break up song idk if you look at it from thw point of two people falling out it's kinda like that moment and then yoongi's mean streak... [RED (Taylor'sVersion coming out soon in November)].

Bad Blood (ft. Kendrick Lamar) the way Kendrick's verses, specially the second one fit yn so well I think... [1989].

I Forgot That You Existed as it talks about realising that someone you thought was your friend is not anymore and it's being really mean like that one night she left her bully's house [Lover].

The Man /bc we all know that if yn was a man she would be the man/ [Lover].

mad woman this is probably one of my favourites of her like... the female rage in this one but also sung and written in the most delicate way... [folklore].

hoax this one is a tear jerker for me like the way it talks about the pain someone who knew you and you were close to can do to you... [folklore].

it's time to go this one its like a list of fucked up situations that break you but pulling through and how leaving a situation it's completely fine a brave too [evermore]

Love, your trustworthy taytannie <3

I love this list. Thank you! I agree even though the genre and style is different, the attitude is still there and in the end that's the more important part. I also think there's a lot of different ways to break up and you don't have to be dating someone for them to hurt you really deeply, so those are very valid. Thanks I'm just gonna go cry the rest of my day away. 🙂

#bulletproof heart ❣ #song recs #thank you for asking! #gif

[harleyliloquin88]

Memories

Memories ( Dean x Reader)

Warning:/sadness/ heartache/ heartbreak/ tension/ depression/ pain

FYI I wrote this while I was watching the notebook lol

Hey guys sorry its been a while since i wrote, took  a year off and needed to get some ideas and was reading others work and it helped me to do better writing and put more of me in writing so , sorry its so long was just really was in the mood. 

Summary: Dean and you broke up many months ago You both decide it was best after everything that went on, but one night changed for the two of you.

Tagged list @deanwanddamons @holylulusworld @marvelfansworld @donnaintx @katymacsupernatural @myinconnelly1 @amanda-teaches​@nikki082489​ @flamencodiva

let me know what you think and reviews and thanks so much​

(Dean pov)

She was my everything. O client ask for a better girl. It was like that one movie she made me watch. Beauty and the beast. That movie was one of her favorites. I didn't understand why she told me it was our love story. Pssshhh me And love stories ha.

I didn't understand what she meant by it but later I knew what she was telling me. The beast was a mean person who was cursed and didn't have many friends or family. Until one day belle showed up and taught him how to live and learn to love again. I could see why she called me the beast. She was my belle. No matter where she was she always call me her beast and I would call her my belle.

Walking to to old bedroom we use to sleep in together. I turn on the light. So empty and quiet her stuff is gone and the room feels cold and lifeless. Sighing to myself I lay down on the bed. Placing my head on the pillow. The sweet smell still lingers on the pillows. That sweet scented lavender honey mixture she loved. Closing my eyes for a few seconds it feels like she still here.

Few hours later I slowly wale up. Sam wasn't home yet so I decided to get dinner ready. As I started getting out of bed I noticed something odd. The book shelf that was near my bed had some kinda of box.

I reached over to the side pulling it towards me. Taking into my hands. I notice it had belong to (y/n). It wasn't just any box it was one of those chinese boxes she tried to get me interested in(fyi my dad has these when I was kind I loved them so much )

Trying for about ten minutes I was about to give up when I slid one more piece and it popped right open. Placing the box down on the bed I remove the two items from the box .

As I remove the items from the box I find a picture and a letter. i Uncrumpled the picture. It was from when me and (y/n) met for the first time. She was so beautiful and she was so perfect, Moving my finger across the picture. My eyes start to well up. Sniffing a little bit, As I put the picture down I find a note. Opening the note.

August 12. 2013

Dear, Dean

I have had to write this note about 100 times, im not even sure how I am gonna give this to you or maybe send it, ummm. Dean there is so much I wanna tell you but I am not sure how the words can come out. Dean I know life hasnt been easy for you and sam. I know you try to play this tough guy but i know deep down your afraid but its okay. Its okay to someone in. I know i know i have my own issues that i have to slove but Hey we are a team.

He laughs a bit. Runnin his finger down the letter. Few droplets start falling on his face. He finishes reading.

'Dean i hope you know that no matter what happends in life or even in choas times you will always be my beast and i will always be your Belle.

I love you dean more then you know.

Love (y/n)

Dean rubs his hand over his face sighs to himself and sets the paper down. Looking one more time at the picture. Something clicks in his head. He grabs his keys and heads out to find you and tell you he needs you.

Driving for a few hours i decided to stop a motel. I called sam letting him know i was okay. He gave me information on (y/n) .i needed to see her .

Putting my key into the lock of my room. Opening up the room had a very errie look to it. Walls painted like a yellow vomit with a few chipped paint. Walking in i set my bag down on the bed.a part of me wanted to just say fuck it and go back home she wouldnt wanna talk to me.. what could i say to her. A millon thoughts running in my head. I decided to just relax and try to call her. Making my way to thw bathroom when my phone lit up.i grab my phone before i could answer it was (y/n) number lighting up. I quickly answered it.

'(Y/n) i said with a hushed whispear

'dean' she says with a quite sleepy voice.

'Umm hi" i can hear the nervous way of her talking.

'Where are you' she ask me.

'Im in georgia just needed sometime and a vacation"

''IS sam with you'

'Nope just me'

I could hear the nervouseness in her voice. My thoughs were running a millon times fast. I could hear the movement of.my heart muscles beatting so fast it was like it was gonna fault out. For a few minutes there was nothing but silence.

'Is everything alright are you okay? Do you need me to come-

"No sam okay everything fine" i say with a bit of a laugh.

"I just needed time to think and gwt my thoughts in order. I say scratching under my chin.

“Hmmm dean Winchester traveling without his brother  wow sounds very serious” you say with a small chuckle .

'I got the letter you wrote me on the first night we met' i say breathing slowly,

I hear a small laugh on the other end.

'Oh that letter yeah i meant to give it to you but i guess i never did. I rewrote that letter like over a thousand times. It was when i wanted to tell you instead of face 

Remember to let her into your heart

Then you can start to make it better 

I close my eyes and listen to her soothing voice

You were made to go out and get her

The minute you let her under your skin

Then you begin to make it better

Hey Jude, don't be afraid

You were made to go out and get her

The minute you let her under your skin

Then you begin to make it better

a tear drop falls from my eye, Trying my best to stay strong and not given in, I remember that song, I would sing it  to her when she was sad or when she needed a friend. My heart started to beat more and more it, I was scared it was gonna fall out of my body.

And anytime you feel the pain

Hey Jude, refrain

Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

For well you know that it's a fool

Who plays it cool

By making his world a little colder

Na-na-na, na, na

Na-na-na, na

“Dean” You say as tears fall down your face, Trying you best not to break down in front of him. you breath in then out,

“Yes baby” I say 

“I miss you” You say trying bot to breakdown and wantng him to come find you and just hold you until you feel whole again.

“what happened between us (y/n)” We use to talk about everything and anything and even when we couldn't  talk we just be there. Dean says breathing softly.

“i think we just stop fighting for each other and just didn't care anymore “ You sit down at the kitchen table,

“i  think everything changed once you went to hell and you became a different person it was like no matter how hard i fought myself to stay with you in the end i just couldn't do it anymore  Breathing and sighing a bit,

I swallow a huge lump in throat.tears falling down my face and brushing them away with my face.

“(y/n) Im so sorry i should have never put you through what i did. i wasn't even thinking of your safety or was thinking about you. Dean says rubbing his neck.

“Dean it wasn't your fault you had so much going on and you had to do what was best for you” 

“MY JOB WAS TO BE THERE FOR YOU KEEP YOU SAFE KEEP YOU OUTTA HARMS WAY .  Dean says crying.

“Dean” You say with a whispear.

“ Never In a million years did i think having this life would make things seem less crazy but the one thing in my life that was normal and happiness was you”

“after we broke up nothing felt right everything just seemed like i was living in a nightmare and i didn't wanna  wake up” Dean says pulling out a tiny small box with gold writing.

“No matter how many bars i went or drinks i had i cloud not stop  thinking about you” A part of me wanted to find you and bring you back here and try again.” but i knew I cloud not  be that guy i once way. 

“Hell changed me in a way i cant explain so many things so many emotion. so much horrible things i cant even put into words princess” Dean says shaking his head and tears falling down  his face.

you can feel the pain in deans voice, you can hear him crying and trying his best to stay so long. You knew he had been struggling and you knew he wasn't the same. A part of you blamed yourself for why you and dean fell apart, Hearing the man you love trying this best not to fall to pieces you cant help but feel your heart ripping into two.

"baby I need to know one thing and please tell me' you can hear the pain and sadness in his voice.

"what dean" you say with a hush of your voice.

"I need to see you. I need to feel you with me. All I wanna do is hold you in my arms just hear the you laugh .

"dean" you know you needed dean touch you needed to see him so bad but you didn't know if you let him back in would you go back to normal or would you try to fix it.

"dean" you sigh closing your eyes and breathing deeply.

"I ___ phone goes dead'(y/n(yn)

Dean throws the phone on the bed

"dean dean" she about to call him back when she looks up to see the one man she fears.

"hello(y/n) we meet again soon everything goes black.

"put her in the car come on boys we have a play date"

What do you guys think I may make a second one not sure. I know this isn't my best but I'll be working more on my writting so bye ;)

#my writing #supernatural #deanwhinchester #deanxreader #oneshot #spn #thisonebrokemyheart #reader insert #reader #memories #supernaturaloneshot

[happys-crazy-queen22]

Newest Reyes

Gif credit @angels-reyes

My first Ez imagine. Hope you all enjoy.

Requested: yes on wattpad.

Happy Reading Dollies.

It was well past twelve am and you were still up studying, this exam put so much pressure on you that you thought your brain was going to fall out with all the information you had to learn. You yawned and stretched trying to stay awake but it wasnt helping so you opened your window and let the cool air breeze wake you up but you got a surprising awakening. Ez popped out behind the bushes scaring you half to death.

"Why would you do that"? You held your chest. Your face was white as snow.

"I'm sorry". He laughed kissing your face.

"It's not funny. What are you doing here so late"?

"I could ask you the same thing". He said climbing threw the window.

"I'm studying and you have to go". You sat back down at the desk.

"What are we studying"?

"Trigonometry. And you're supposed to be studying too, if you want to get into college".

"I already studied. Now I think you need a little break". He pulled you up and wrapped his arms around your waist, putting little kisses to your nose.

"I miss this". You say snuggling into his chest.

"We just did this like six hours ago". Ez chuckled.

"But I need it every hour".

"But then your dad would know and he'll kill me".

"I know. It sucks". You hugged him really tight.

"Okay enough, I have to get back to studying and you need to leave before my dad finds you here". You pecked his lips and he huffed heading back out the window.

"Get some sleep. I love you". He poked his head back in and quickly kissed you.

"I love you too". You went back to studying and tried finishing the last chapter before you went to bed but it seemed sleep was more important as you cut out the desk lamp and crawled into bed and drifted off.

"So how do you think you did"? Ez refuring to the exam.

"I guess okay. It was easy". You said sitting in his lap.

"That's good right"?

"They say if it's to easy you probably did it wrong".

"Doubt it, you aced it. I know it and soon we're going to go off to college and we can be seen out in public don't have to look over our shoulders looking out for your dad". He began kissing your neck.

"Stop, we're going to get caught". You giggled squirming away.

"Yo, Ez. Woah". Angel stopped in his tracks and starred with his mouth open.

"Please don't say anything". Ez placed you in the seat as he got up, protecting you.

"I know you know who's daughter that is but do you really"?

"Yes, he's your President".

"That's right you idiot. He's going to rip your balls off and send them to dad. That's his little girl".

"I know but I love her". He looked over his shoulder smiling at you.

"Love ain't real, its a high school crush that's going to get you killed". He started to walk off but Ez stopped him.

"You're not going to say anything right"?

"No but if I was you I'd end it before something happens". Angel walked off leaving Ez scared.

"I think I need to be getting home". You tell Ez but he wasn't listening so you got up and walked off leaving Ez to his thoughts. 

Angel of course had to open his big mouth as you read the pregnancy test in your hand. POSITIVE!  It read loud and clear.

"Perfect". You sigh, laying on your bed. How were you going to tell Ez? Oh no, your dad? He really would kill him now for sure.

You got up the nerve to tell Ez first but wanted to do something cute cause you knew he would be excited. So you went old school with a white onesie and a sharpie.

"Hey baby". Ez came up behind you during study time in the library.

"Hey, why aren't you in American history"?

"I skipped to see my beautiful and smart, super sexy girlfriend". He kissed your lips.

"Well I'm not thrilled with you skipping but I'm happy that you are here. I have something for you or should I wait"? You thought, making Ez growl.

"Now, give me". He held out his hands and you placed a box in his hand.

"Now when you open it, you have to promise to be quiet and not freak out".

"I promise". He excitedly opened the box and froze as he saw the word daddy.

Ez pulled out the onesie and held it reading it."Daddy's new riding buddy". With a little motorcycle.

"Seriously"?

"Yeah".

He stood up fast kicking his chair out from under him. "I'm gonna be a daddy". He screamedb cheering.

"Will you shut up"? One kid said.

Another said. "Good for you, my girlfriend calls me daddy too. Now would you shut the fuck up? We're trying to study". Ez looked at him confused.

"Wow". You said shaking your head.

"I cant believe it". He got you out of the chair and picked you up, hugging you tightly.

"I'm glad your excited. I hope this stays when you tell Bishop". Ez let go of you.

"Fuck me".

"I did and this is the result". You giggled poking his stomach.

"Funny".

"But you know he's going to kill me right"?

"I'll be there in the middle of the gun fire and I will shield you. I'm not letting you be taken away from us".

"Thanks but I think I should tell him that we're dating and then you'll come in and tell him".

"No that will just get you killed. We'll go in together and tell him".

"Okay. I can't believe we're going to be parents". He gushed bringing you close to him, softly kissing your lips.

"What time is those Reyes brothers going to be here again"? Your father asked as he got another beer from the refrigerator.

"They should be here any moment". You smiled going back to cool the stew. The plan was to tell Angel and your dad at the same time maybe it would lessen the blow to your dad that you got knocked up and still in high school.

Knock knock.

"I'll get it". You yelled running to the door. Opening it, Angel stepped in first and then Ez sneaking a kiss to your cheek.

"Hey".

"Come on in, dads in the living room. I'll get you something to drink". You excused yourself from them and went to get drinks.

Coming in the living room, you could feel the tension. What was going on?

"Here you go". "So what did I miss"?

"Ez tells me you're dating. Is that true"? Your father asked.

"Yes, we were going to tell you together. When the time was right". You starred at Ez.

"Anything else you want to tell me"? His tone made you tremble inside. You knew he knew. Something.

"Yeah there is actually". You took a deep breath in and held it in. "I'm pregnant". Letting the breath go.

"You're what"? Angel and Bishop said together. Angel slapped Ez on the back of his head. Making Ez growl at him.

"I'm pregnant and we're keeping the baby. We're still going to college and Ez will work nights. I'll work days if need be but we're doing this together with or without you". You say proudly.

"You're eighteen what do you know about raising a child"? Bishop asked.

"I've babysat since I was nine. I know how to raise a child".

"You're so young and you have a future ahead of you. And you let this ruin that". He pointed to Ez who had his head hung low.

"We love each other. He makes me laugh and he's so sweet to me. I couldn't ask for a better man in my life to call my own".

"I hope he's worth it to give everything up that you worked so hard for"?

"He is. I'm happy and that's all that matters. If you can't except that then you won't be in your granddaughters life". You quickly covered your mouth. You told them the gender.

"It's a girl"? Ez rose from his seat, walking over to you.

"We're having a baby girl". You cried, hugging Ez tightly.

"I'm happy for you brother but you're an idiot". Angel laughed.

"You're going to have a niece. You have to help me protect her".

"I'm here, ain't got no where else to be". He hugged Ez.

"Thanks man".

"Dad"? You crouched beside the chair Bishop was sitting in.

"Don't you want to be a papa"?

"I didn't want this life for you". He said not looking at you.

"Ez is a good man. He'll take care of us. But I'm always going to need advice from my wonderful, understanding father". You sugar coated it.

"I'm not happy about this. Not until I see that he can prove himself and I can hold my granddaughter in my arms". He smiled widely, letting you know he's okay with thw situation.

"Thanks daddy". You hugged him tight. You were his only child and his little girl. He wanted the best for you and to protect you. So letting you go was the hardest thing he ever had to do.

Eight months have passed, you gave birth to a healthy eight pounds ten ounces beautiful baby girl. Ez wanted to name her Marisol after his mother. You thought it was the sweetest way for his mom to be part of his daughters life. Ez and Bishop still don't get along very well but your dad wanted to keep an eye on him so hes prospecting for the MC. You just hope that they keep him out of trouble and from getting hurt. He has a family to come home every night too. You were going to college and Ez took classes online. You both wanted the best for your child that you were going to do it no matter what it took.

#ez reyes #mayans mc imagine #mayans imagine #ez reyes imagine #ez reyes fanfiction #ez reyes x reader #happys crazy queen22

[darksouls2yuri]

Jersey Devil okkkk

Im already a minute in I gotta keep up

Smh Scully has a life outside of you Mulder

Shes so miffed lol also her outfit?? Cute

Mulder in the casino who will he call with the payphone

Ranger man is wack

“You know, 32 years.. I see a lot of weird stuff.” Bro you saw a werewolf who just transformed back smh

Its just grug. Grug lives in NJ

Or wait ni its scary were the rats man i hate him jerma scares me he lives in thw oods and haunts me hes gonna eat me i swear

Lmao

He just hits the wall

WhT did you think was gonna hapoen DOG

Dog eat cake. Dog like cake.

Why is scully so pretyyyyyy her clothes are great

OOP

Dana has said Fox is cute bro time

Rob. Scott’s dad.

(Whispering): divorced.

I had hiccupps now theyre gone come back

Mulder is so trusting what if Roger’s friend just vibe checked you in the alley what are you gonna do thats so bad Dana come get ur bro hes so dumb

Ah yes. The drawing. From the jacket he found. The tall man like thing with long hair and the funky pose.

Omg Fox you’re too nice lol

“Hey, they got HBO?” he’s gonna watch shaka zulu or wait was that stars idk shit when did shaka zulu air

Mulder you’re so wholesome 👀👀👀👀👀 its them. The tall man like thing with long hair and the funky pose. Dumpster diving time

(Soft grunting) (sniffing)

He can outrun a horse. Yet he can’t fucking catch up to a wildman.

“Enjoying the beautifyl night life in atlantic city”

I think danno said he’d dumpster dived in atlacnic coty once idk

Elmer fudd

“THE DRUNK TANK???”

I have a date. Can you cancel?

Scully just do it its bro time.

Hell yeah bigfoot lore

Scully we’re not at the top of the foodchain we just fuck shit up

Rulers of the world lmao

Carnivorous Neanderthal thats just waylon our resident football player he fake punched me in the face while i wore a Santa hat and bathrobe

Scott’s dad is boring Scully get up and leave hey im hingry??? Snacc time

Societal norm of having kids being pushed on her >:(((( Scott’s dad needs to leave

“Well, it had all the plumbing”

Scully LEAVE GO GO GO YOUR BRO NEEDS YOU you gotta go also?? OMG BIGFOOT TITTIES IM RIGHT PATTERSON GIMLIN ISSSS BIGFOOT PORN LMAO

Pepto bismol commercials scare me

Skellyman >;)

That coroner looks rly familiar?? Who is he

Why would primates have a natural fear of heights. Chimps like Heights i thought. I have a wholeass VHS tape of Gibbons having fun on a jungle gym

Ponytail man is wacc

COPS

(pigeons cooing)

Why is ponytail man just lazily rummaging lol

Bro ehat if that wss her pad what if you picked up a pad thats so gross bro eugh

Cowboy hatt

“Maybe she spends her day shopping” “maybe we’re just beasts with big brains”

Mulder has no sense of self preservation

His tie is funky

She scamperin

PARKOUR

PARKOUR ×2

(Metallic clanking)

Mulder its dark in there :( bring a flashlight

(Fan squeaking)

OH MY PIZZA

Mulder look out oh no oh god oh fuck

Scraggly

(Quiet, grunty rasping)

ZENDAYA

Scully in her action heels

“You should have seen her. She was beautiful.” Mulder you’re so wack

BUTT

BUTT BUTT BUTT

Mulder’s exasperated face

They all run like Anakin on his way to listen to Sheevy talk abt plagues

Mulder mad.png

“Same reason you kill a rabid animal.” Harsh okay wtf

Neanderthal babies

I’m putting my settings on kill I hate Rob

FRAN, keeper of requisition forms

Bro tiiiime

Road trip to the Smithsonian

FERAL CHILDREN

#txt #x files #anne watches

[queenofpurgatoryx]

@whatadaze asked for gijs headcanons, i wrote something short exploring his mindset! enjoy this partly noliv drabble from gijs' perspective <3

.

Gijs really didn't want to do it.

He didn't know the girl. He didn't even like the girl, not really. Micha was onyour throat about it too, sayinf cheesy shit like 'have you seen Noah smile like that, ever?', and yes. He had to admit that Noah was head over heels for this girl to the point he smiled like a lovesick idiot when her name was brought up but still. That was not necasserily good.

His friend waa too attached to this girl and Gijs didn't trust people just like that. Plus this story had the other side since he had seen the pain and the pinning and the longing Noah had went through in these couple of months.

He sighed as he kept on climbing up the staires. His best friend was such a drama queen and he was too naive and romantic so it was Gijs' responsibility to make sure he wouldn't have his heart broken. Fucking idiot. Yet that idiot was his best friend and Gijs was doing this for him. (It was hard to say no to him when he gave you that persistant and only half pleading look anyway.)

He held on to the painting at his hand and knocked on Liv Reijners' door without thinking it over.

"I'm Gijs, Noah's friend," he said the moment the door was open.

He could admit that the girl was good looking, even when she was in her sweatpants and no make up glory. "Hi, I know. We never met officially though."

She was nervous as she held out her hand for him to shake. Gijs shook it without much emotion on his face and tried not to imagine thw things Micha would say if he was here. Why are you such a douche, man? Liv is kind of my friend as well, even her friends are my friends as well! They are nice people-

Yeah, yeah. Micha was a fan.

"So. I was in Berlin, to see Noah and all," Gijs started. He tried not to react to the way Liv's face lit up at his words. "And he gave me this, a gift for you."

It was as if he was giving candy to a child. The joy on Liv's face was impossible to miss and she was too eager to snatch the painting from Gijs hand, having a peak inside the plastic bag.

"Thank you," Liv said with a big smile. Ugh, she was good. Gijs smiled back a little. "How is he? I mean, we talk but, is he okay?"

"Yes, he is doing really good, he loves Berlin," Gijs said. He watched as Liv's smile wavered and a thoughtful expression took its place. He sighed and caved in. "He really misses you though, I think. He can be really reserved and all sometimes but he does miss you."

"Thank you, Gijs."

"You already said that."

"Thank you for telling me and coming all the way here to give me his gift," Liv said with a soft smile. "I honestly thought you hated me or something."

Gijs scoffed. "Its still undecided," he said. It was mostly a lie.

"Are you going to give me the 'I will find you if you hurt my bestfriend' talk?"

"If I do that, Noah will kill me," Gijs stated. That was the complete truth this time. They both chuckled.

He left her apartment with mixed feelings. He didn't want to like Liv, someone who had that much control over Noah. Maybe it was okay since it seemed, Liv didn't seem to be in control. They were both lovesick idiots.

He was not going to tell Micha that he was on the approving side of this Liv and Noah thing, though. I told you they are good for each other!

His fucking friends, they were all idiots.

#skam nl #noliv #gijs hartveld #i have a strange intesrest in noah gijs and micha #i want to know moreeee

[bagelbite]

so my thoughts on endgame

yes this does contain spoilers and yes, i will continue to tag any of my spoilers as “endgame”

did i hate the movie? no. it had many very good moments that i will list before i list the problems i had with it

i LOVED all of the humor like they did that so well. like when steve was fighting his younger self and young steve says “i can do this all day” and now steve goes “yeah i know” in this just tired voice. and americas ass. and all of the jokes about rocket being a raccoon. and hulk taking pictures with the kids and then when rocket and hulk were sitting in the back of the truck. when tony threatened to sell all of morgans toys. korg playing fortnite. the whole scott coming back the wrong age bit. hulk having to walk down the stairs. when tony told steve that if he dropped the shield one more time he was gonna keep it. like there were so many parts that were just so funny and i loved it.

i loved all the tender moments. that little moment of friendship between nat and steve where she calls the avengers her family. i was SOBBING when tonys daughter was revealed and at literally every interaction between them. the fact that tony wasnt even going to build the time machine until he saw peters picture and thw fact that he had peters picture at all. tony telling nebula “you won” and her freezing bc shes probably never heard that before. the fact that both nat and clint refused to let the other one die (which was the truest form of love i have ever seen, not romantic but just genuine platonic love. also not that bullshit thanos called love for the very same stone). the moment when clint was looking around for his family and couldnt find them so he was just running back and forth not knowing what to do. im not even going to mention tony and peter’s reunion or goodbye because i was sobbing like a child the entire time. quill thinking for a second that gamora was back. when pepper told tony “we’re going to be okay” and you think she means the world and humanity but she really means her and morgan. the entire interaction between tony and his dad. there were so so many parts that just hit me so hard.

i loved all the heroic parts. carol showing up outside the ship with tony and nebula. steve standing up with his shredded sheild, still fighting on. the fact that steve can fUCKING WEILD THORS HAMMER LIKE BRUH. also that sick combo he did with the sheild and the hammer. the hail hydra moment because steve is so incredibly smart and knows how to work a situation. all of those bad ass women gathering to fucking destroy thanos. the circle opening up and revealing tchalla and shuri and okoye walking out, silhoutted by the light and the wakandan battle cry. the fact that the canons recognized that carol was the largest threat around and firing at the atmosphere to try and stop her and she just fucking rips through them like nothing. carol beating the shit out of thanos and him having to literally hold the power stone in his hand to beat her. that moment where you see all of the heros lined up ready to fight. “i am iron man”.

obviously there are more of every moment, and i loved all of them.

but.

that doesnt mean that i liked the movie. and heres why:

1) thor’s literal character assassination. i reblogged a few posts (that you can find in my endgame tag) that explain this better than i will be able to but bruh. the russo brothers did thor so fucking dirty and it makes me pissed. they made him fat purely for the laughs (which someone pointed out an emphasis on the fact that they literally edited his weight out of the trailers because they wanted to use it as a gag in the movies). also, they blatently ignored and made fun of the fact that thor OBVIOUSLY was grieving and blamed himself for how things had turned out. he has lost literally everything in his life: his home, his father and mother, his brother, his best friend - and now the man who wiped out half of the human population taunted him with his mistake of not going for the head. also, thor literally just went through the whole process of realizing his true power and sacrifing his home in order to protect his people and youre going to tell me that he just decides “mmm imma go to space and leave you all here youre fine without me” like no. also please read this post it makes me so mad its so true.

2) the whole time travel plot. to me it didnt seem well thought out and it leaves so many plot holes. like if removing a stone can create another timeline, i dont think putting the stone back fixes anything. you have still technically created another time line. and like what happened to loki we saw him disappear wouldnt that be another time line??? and like if 2012 or 2014 or whatever thanos came to the present, then wouldnt that create another time line?????? and if steve stayed behind, then thats a whole other time line. like it just doesnt make sense there are so many things that do. not. work. (sidenote: thanos said the infinity stones were reduced to atoms. wouldnt that be reversable by scott and shrinking down into the quantum realm??? this is just an idea)

3) it was predictable. there were SO many times that i was able to tell what was going to happen before it did. like clints family vanishing. and scott finding an older cassie. and scott being turned into a bunch of different ages. and tony saying no and then saying yes. even tony weilding the gauntlet was predictable (i just refused to think about it bc i didnt want to see tony die).

4) steve staying in the past. now im going to preface this saying that im not trying to say that steve didnt deserve it. he did and im happy for him (since this is what the russo brothers have decided to make permanent). steve did deserve happiness and i will even say that he deserved peggy. but. that doesnt mean thats what he should have done. it was out of character for steve (not as bad as thor but still out of character). he would have recognized that the world needed him in the now and he wouldnt have been able to just stay in the past. like steve’s biggest character flaw is that he cant just sit by and do nothing, he always has to act. so now out of no where he just decides that hes gonna screw over everyone in the present and stay behind. like he knows they just lost tony AND nat, two of the og avengers, and hes just gonna decide to leave them hanging without another person???? and hes just going to sit by knowing that bucky is out there being tortured??? ALSO i am absolutely not saying that any part of his talk with sam was unnecessary. i even love the fact that he gave the sheild to sam (black captain america is my shIT HELL YES I AM HERE FOR IT). but. there is no way that steve “even when there was nothing i had bucky” rogers wouldnt say anything to bucky. and i saw someone saying “well they obviously talked off screen” bitch i dont care there are probably thousands of off screen things that happen and thats why we have fanfiction. but the on screen stuff matters and steve just ignores bucky entirely?????? no he fucking doesnt the russo brothers are just afraid to encourage any more interaction between steve and bucky because they fear stucky fans. and im not even saying this as a stucky fan im literally saying it as a marvel fan who knows the smallest amount of steve’s character.

5) tony creating his worst nightmare. tony has said multiple times that he blamed his dad for leaving him and it only makes sense that he would fear having a kid and then leaving them alone. and the russo brothers did just that. they gave tony the life he always wanted and then ripped him from it, creating tonys nightmare at the same time. he has now subjected morgan to live a life like he did, without a father. now personally i dont think tony should have died. did i predict that he was since infinity war (bc of rdj’s contract ending and also it will be very difficult to continue the “next generation” with these huge figures still around), yes. and i know that its unrealistic for everyone to survive in war but so is fucking time travel and they pulled that card. idk i just dont like how they did it.

so overall, i think i loved a lot of the overall moments on film, its just that i didnt like the themes, messages, and character delieveries shown in the movie. im just gonna go watch winter soldier and ragnarok and homecoming and captain marvel and black panther and all the other Actually Good marvel movies.

#endgame #endgame spoilers #avengers endgame #avengers #marvel #mcu #my post #captain america #iron man #black widow #hawkeye #thor #hulk #spiderman #captain marvel #valkyrie #black panther #tchalla #shuri #steve rogers #bucky barnes #winter soldier #tony stark #natasha romanoff #clint barton #bruce banner #peter parker #happy hogan #carol danvers #marvel cinematic universe

[backseatofimpala-blog]

I'll be there for you

No warnings. SamxJess pairing, i do not own the charachters or the episode this is copied after (season 1, home) Over the next several months of traveling with Jess and his brother, Sam noticed how different Dean was, mostly how Dean seamed to shy away from women desperate for a quick lay, instead of seducing them. Dean stuck more to hustling pool and winning poker.

"Are you gay now?" Sam asked his brother after the case of the hookman, and he didn't even flirt with the collage girls. Dean gaped at his little brother.

"...the hell..." Dean mused slowly.

"Do you have a girl friend?" Sam probed on. Dean bitch faced his brother and heades for the bathroom door.

"Ok we're done talking... Jess control your man." Dean remarked.

"Give me a pair of hand cuffs and i will." Jess smirked. Dean smirked at his brother, giving him a hidden thumbs up and left the room.

"Be done by the time I get out this time." Dean smirked, and Sam scowled as Dean shutthe door. "Dont for get to suit up first, Sammy." Dean called through the door turning the shower on.

"I'm sorry, Jess." Sam groaned.

"Why is Dean so closed off." Jess asked.

"Life of a hunter, babe." Sam explained simply. Jess frowned.

"You aren't like that." She proclaimed.

"I was... two years ago, when we first met." Sam answered.

"Dean isnt nearly as stubborn as you, he'll be an easy nut to crack." Jess pulled Sam on to the bed and straddled his lap. Sam stares up at her his hazle eyes going soft.

"I dont know what I'd do with out you." Sam whispered to her. She smiled sand held his face tenderly in her hands.

"Mmmm, crash and burn." She replied over his. Sam held her close and kissed her letting her know just where he wanted this to go.

"Easy there, Sam." Jess smiled pulling away, Sam groaned loudly, "You need to sleep before I pull out the handcuffs."

"What makes you think after all this time I'll be the one in cuffs?" Sam smirked.

"Maybe living a hunters life has brought out the beast in me." She giggled stripping to her underwear and diving under the covers.

"Damn woman you cant keep teasing me like this." Sam chuckled hugging her closely.

"Go to sleep Sam, you get a good night's sleep and we'll dicuss the cuffing arrangements." Jess sighed getting comfortable in Sam's arms.

Jess awoke in ths middle of the night to Sam having a nightmare. She sat up and saw Dean watching, worry etched into his forehead.

"Should i wake him?" Jess whispered. Dean shrugged helplessly.

"Shhh, its ok Sam." Jess soothed a hand down Sam's arm, the young man calmed slightly and fell back in to a restful sleep. Jess looked up at Dean and shrugged with worry.

"He's a tough kid." Dean nodded settling back down into his bed.

The next morning Sam sat quietly on his and Jess's bed sketching something, while Dean rattled off cases they could work.

"Sacramento man shoots himself in the head three times..." Dean said enthusiastically, only to have Sam remain silent, "any of these things blowing up your skirt pal?"

"Maybe we should take a break for awhile.

"Wait I've seen this." Sam mutteres bolting out of bed and rummaged around for thier dads journal.

"Seen what?" Dean questioned. "What are you doing?"

"Dean, I know where we have to go next." Sam answered.

"Where?"

"Back home... back to Kansas." Sam explained. Dean glanced to Jess awkwardly.

"Ok random... where did that come?" Dean muttered.

"Ok this photo was take in front of the old house, the house mom died in?" Sam asked.

"Yeah..." Dean answered tightly.

"It didnt burn down right? I mean not completely? They rebuilt it, right."

"Yeah i guess so. Why? What the ya talkin bout?" Dean answered getting really lost.

Ok tjis is gonna sound crazy, but i think the people who live in our old house... i think they might be in danger." Sam stated.

"What makes you think that, babe?" Jess questioned.

"Uhh... i just... uhh... look just trust me on this ok."

"Ok... woah woah... trust you?" Dean questioned following Sam as he started packing.

"Yeah."

"Come on man thats weak. You gotta give me more than that." Deans voice raised slightly, getting frustrated with his brother.

"I can't really explain..." Sam mumbled.

"Well tough!" Dean proclaimed. Jess scowled at the older Winchester.

"Watch it Dean." She snapped. Dean glanced at her but ultimately ignored her.

"We arent going any where until you have a better explination than 'trust me." Dean stated firmly. Sam sighed and looked to Jess who still was glaring at Dean.

"I have these nightmares..." Sam started.

"We've noticed..." Dean crossed his arms nodding to Jess.

"...And sometimes... not always... they come true." Sam explained, pocketing his hands, head and shoulders slumping.

"Come again?" Dean almost laughed.

"I believe him." Jess cut in, "we should go to Kansas." She stated.

"Come on, people have wierd ass dreams all thw time. I have a friend who dreamed she worked at KFC with Todd the wraith from Stargate Atlantis." Dean exclaimed.

"Five months ago i didn't believe in monsters. But since you interupte our lives I've questioned everything ive ever believed in! We were attacked by a windingo, ghost water child, plane demons, thee bloody mary, a shapeshifter, and a swarm of fucking nasty killer bugs!" Jess ranted, "dont you think its probable that maybe Sam could be having dream visions." Jess snapped.

"Sam i can't go backthere

"We are going to check on this family in Kansas, Dean." Jess stated firmly. Dean swallowed hard and nodded.

"Ok, I'll go get the car ready." Dean nodded walking out.

"Thank you, Jess." Sam sighes. She smiled and kissed his cheek.

"Tell me about what happened to your mom as we get ready to go. "

Dean leaned heavily on the impala, trying to catch his breath. He pulled out his phone. He psusef over dads name in his contacts then scrold back up to the C's. He dialed the number and waited.

"Ello beastie!" The chippet voice brought a smile to Dean's worried face.

"Hey Cali. It's always good to hear from ya." Dean smiled.

"You sound a bit worried... what's up." She questioned.

"Sam wants to go home..."

"To Stanford? I dont think that's such a good idea. Everyone there thinks they died when the house burnt down." Cali explained urgently.

"No... not stanford... home... Kansas... where mom..."

"Oh...." she interuptsd with comprehension. "I thought you swore you were never going back there."

"I did, but Sam had a nightmere someone dies in the house... so he and Jess out voted me... son of a bitch, i feel like a third wheel with these two..."

"I know what you mean... anyway back to Kansas, huh? When are you guys leaving..."

"As soon as they pack up..." Dean answered, sighing heavily.

"Ok Dean take a deep breath and relax. Everything is gonna be ok." She assured. Dean took a deep breath and nodded.

"Ok, i gotta go." Dean hung up as Sam and Jess walked out of the room.

When they got to Lawrence they found Missouri. Before they knocked the door opened.

"Don't just stand there gaping get on in here." Missouri ordered turning away from them. "close the door Dean, and quit your cussin'." Missouri ordered.

"I didn't say anything." Dean argued, following Missouri into the living room.

"Missouri is a very inept type of psychic from Africa."

"Cali?" Dean questioned. "Wh... what are you doing here? in Kansas?" He asked.

"You called... and you sounded really upset. So I'm here." Jess cooed loudly earning a glare from both Dean and Cali. "...and made apple pie." Cali finished with a smile setting a plate of the warm food in frontof him. Dean eagerly took a bite groaned in apprciation.

"Ok let's talk about the case." Cali smiled. "I'll keep it distracted while you four get the purification bags in the walls..."

"How are you going to keep it distracted." Jess asked.

"Well I..." Cali started glancing at Dean who was sti stuffing his face.

"Leave that part of the plan up to ms. Cali." Missouri stated. "Now when it realizes whats going on things will get ugly."

Cali fought the seemingly invisible foe easily. She shook her head following its movement's.

"I can see you stupid." She smirked.

"What are you." It hissed.

"Im the nightmere to nightmares like you." She replied.

"Your eyes are black as a demons." It hissed circling her.

"A, they arent actually demons per se... and B, I'm WAY worse for you than a demon." She smiled. It remained silent a long moment.

"GRIMM!" It snarled.

"Bingo bitch!" She laughed then grunted as it used its telekinesis to push her back. "Are you guys done yet!" Cali bellowed.

"Just finished." Dean reported.

"It didn't work."Cali grunted.

"It had to of worked!" Missouri proclaimed.

"NO!" Cali exclaimed as Sam and Dean slamed up to the wall. "Leave them alone!" She shouted pushing against the poltrigists telekinesis. Next thing Dean knew thw force on his chest was gone ad Cali chopped the things head off with a long silver triangular shaped blade. She huffed and looked at her companions.

"Damn!" The brothers said at the same time.

"Fat lotta good you twits did." She snorted.

"That it? Its over?" Jess panted. @strangeangel99 @clockworkmorningglory

#supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #fanfic #fanfiction #samxjess pairing #grimm

[zitaosluckylady]

EXO REACTION TO YOUR GIRL GROUP COVERING ONE OF THEIR DANCES

Requested by Anon

KAI

*You weren’t the main dancer in your group but Jongin would often help you out with your dancing if you asked him too. When you said you would be covering Call me baby he was more than happy to help, telling you how to perfectly execute his killer moves*

K: “Make sure you add the smile on the end its really important to achieve the feel you get me”

Y/N: What the feel of everyone wanting to bang you? Got it

SEHUN

*You didn’t tell him you were going to perform Monster with your group at one of the popular song festivals until the very last minute when he saw you running to the side of the stage dressed in outfits that looked similar to what he was wearing for the music video*

Y/N: “Oh yeah i’m about to perform monster with the girls, watch me kill your part baby”

you shot a quick wink before running on stage and you took all of his parts in the dance

SH: “Damn, she was right she did kill it..even did the funny leg thing right. Thats my girl”

SUHO

*He had often mentioned how cool it would be if your group was to cover one of their songs. Well that day finally came and you were going to perform Mama. He sat in the crowd really excited for the performance and didnt hold back his smiling and cheers and you killed the stage. You had all the members standing up clapping and waving at the end*

CHANYEOL

*You were a really good performer and you didn't hold back on the see facial expressions and general hotness. Your man couldn’t control his thirst the entire time and spent it cheering, thinking in depth about how great you looked and yo totally pulled it all off better than he did*

BAEKHYUN

*Literally NO ONE on the planet is possible of gassing you up more than Byun Baekhyun. He would get up, use his arms to make cheers even louder than they already were, the members were already supportive and dancing but Baek made them dance more. He even ran up towards the stage at one point to dance at the side and had to be calmed down by Suho. 

BH: “You’re doing great babe, twist those HIPS”

D.O

*Kyungsoo loved watching your perform, he really liked the songs your group came out with. Fans really enjoyed interactions with your group and Exo as you were the most popular gg out at that moment and they were the biggest boy group out. There were rumours you guys were dating but they were much further fueled when he loudly shouted when you did one of his high notes, to which he quickly realised what he did and put his head down smiling in embarrassment*

Suho: “Don’t worry its not like everyone noticed”

Baekhyun: “TBH they did though”

CHEN

*He was in total awe when you took on his high note in wolf, so much so the camera man headed straight for him, it took him a second to notice as he was too busy watching you but after Minseok nudged him he realised and smiled (and it was like the sun bc Kim Jongdae is the best smiler in thw orld he has a gift of smiling he smiles so well my problems vanish)

TAO

*You were in a small group of four people and you were going to cover Hello Hello. You surprised Tao with it on stage, he wondered why his song had come up and thought there had been a fault until you popped up on stage singing your heart out, as you wanted to do the song justice. 

T: Oh shit why is my song playi...oh ShIT y/n is covering it

LAY

*Really enjoys performance value as a whole and looked forward to seeing you cover love me right with your group. He was trying to peek at the practices for ages but you refused to let him see anything until you did it live. You even did is hip thrust in the right place*

YX: “I get what y/n means now when talking about me getting them pregnant, I think I’m pregnant”

CY: “Buy you are a guy”

YX No Chanyeol thats not the point”

KRIS

*You performed July as a solo before the rest of your group came onto the stage and totally made it your own. He couldn't stop smiling in the crowd and the camera was solely focused on him once you had finished the performance. He even mentioned you later in the evening when he went to collect an award he was given*

K: “Can we also just give a hand to my girlfriend who killed my song”

LUHAN

*You didn’t expect to be performing LU, he didnt expect you to be performing LU, in fact no one expected you to be performing LU.

YOU: “Oooohh”

L: “Fuck”

XIUMIN

*Thought you did a great job but your group mates didn't do as well, but he put that down to them not getting expert lessons from the true genius himself*

#i literally had no ideas i suck ASSSSS]\ #whatever #exo #kpop #exo reactions #exo scenarios #exo imagines #kpop reactions #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines #kai #sehun #suho #chanyeol #baekhyun #kyungsoo #chen #tao #lay #kris #luhan #xiumin

[luer-eivey]

Silence Is A Killer.

On Thursday. 2 days ago, the 12th, our school made all our 3rd hour teacher take a list, a list of kids who had internet and those who dont. We all saw it as a sort of joke, our school wont close, our school has a past of not closing trying to stay open haveus there as muchas possible. So not alot took it serious. Mubles of the virus filled the class after. And it died down after a couple of minutes. The rest of the day thats what it was about, the what if. Thw if we did close. Well English the teach, 4th hour after lunch, where in complete fairness i but someones head off. I eat in the library....well i did, anyhow i was trying to tell someone about my sickness. (Turns our it was my meds doing it) but i was talking about how i went to the er and they tested my blood ect normal stuff. One of the kids who will litterly scream racial slurs in there told me i was being selfish...for litterly talking about my visit to the doctors. None the less i went to english. My teacher, a nice women but a but strict. She only teaches the seniors, us. By this point most collages have switched to online. The one girl, a bitter sweet person, pretty smart but will 100% stab you if you get her pissed was complaining about her classes going online. The boys where fooling around and yeah. Well my one friend, were the odd ones out in that class. We basically sit in the front corner alone along with thatone girl at a big table. But she normally only helps when me and him are actually lost as hell. Me and him did our work but he asked me

"Ya think school is going to close?"

I told him i doughted it, but maybe because our new superintendent we might as weve been having more snow days. About 4 to the only 1 we got last year with the old guy. He kinda nodded like he does and we did our work and left like normal, 5th hour. Wood shop. Im 1 of 4 girls. The only difference between me and them is i can work all the tools, do i know all there names. No but i know how to work them all. The guys all shift looks as someone asks the woodshop teacher if he will bemaking a google classroom for us. He ingores the question basically says something among the sorts that nothing will happen. I sit next to this one girl, pretty artsy has a weird style. I draw too i just...idk i try to draw happy things but thats besides the point. She doesnt go into the shop ingoreing her shelf shes been working on. Honestly its pretty shitty but shes never used any of these tools in her life. Even set the saw stop off her first couple weeks. Without the damn thing she would have lost a finger. I had to basically drag her ass over to it as she was avoiding it. I try to help her without bugging her and without talking down to her.she saidshehad a migraine. I knew that was a lie cause when she had one shenever drew she normally would have her head down. I asked what was bugging her, she lied said the class but idk. My one friend, hes taller then me at 6'2" hes kinda chubby and a softmore. His older brothers in my class, his brothers a fucking prick but i cant help but love this softmore. Hes sweet but a dickwhen he wants or needs to be. He stands up for what be belives in and who he believes in. He has been beinging in a rubic cube. He normally solves it but didnt that day.hes pretty good at it so it was...odd..my last two hours had nothing really overall important other then my link kid asking if we would die. I told him probably not its just something thatll pass. That night at 11 something. By that time im in bed listening to old gtlives. There convo puts me to sleep, i like how they talk about silly things. I wake up friday, messages on my phone. My friend from english sent me a bunch of a's and others telling me. Some coming to me looking for something, what....idk hope. A joke. Something. I did my best...i tried. Im getting ready on the phone and my house phone rings. Ik an old landline what kinda world am i in blah blahblah. Its the school. 7:23. Explaining how we wont be back til the 14th sence how out spring break is laided out. I drive to school. I see the Dicktator a man and has yelled an inchfrommyface and drives my anxiety up a wall. He is pissed. We the kids the students are told to clean out our lockers we need them empty. Hes yelling down the hall my locker is a mess (im not super clean not gonna lie) im already panicing. I cant take it. Note dicktator isnt allowed to talk to me. He sees me sitting on the ground trying to clean my locker having a mini meltdown. Mr.R one of my favorite teachers. Sees this. And steps between me and him stopping him...i break down after and lay on the ground covering my face like an idiot. Mrs.B a math teacher comes putand talks tometellingme itllbe okaydo a little at a time itll be alright. An announcement.

"Lockers need to be empty BY THE END OF THE DAY"

I go to class and do some late work i was putting off. My teacher. Art, doesnt say much as she knows my life has been hell the past fucking year.

.....if anyone wants the rest of the day...message me i guess. I need to calm down.

[valorousowl]

So I'd said I'd complain here. Because I want to. But I also don't want to. Under the cut because sensitive shit.

My father died two weeks ago on Sunday. I've made about 3 posts about that. Last week we had some funerary services. Mom is having a month long wake for people to pay their respects to his ashes which will be mixed with hers following her death and then buried together, likely in the Military Cemetary in Pennsylvania where her brother is also buried.

I performed some of the services, reading

Psalms over his remains from his Lutheran service book at my mother's request. I also said prayers over his remains a few times and blessed a cross she's received as a bereavement gift.

Other than that we just spent a whole lot of time together, not enough, and talked a whole lot.

This is thw second funeral I've been at in 6 months. In may my Uncle Jack died and if home down briefly for that. An aunt had died cut In that time, Ngoc, but I wasn't close so I ended up not going/not invite to her funeral.

My sisters at that time, had been quite angry that id gone to his among other things, despite the fact he'd been like a second father to me and always looked out for me during high school.

To make things simple I'm gonna bullet what they did last time under their names.

Page

Bitched a lot about me choosing a nonblood relative over a blood relative

Had a whole homophobic* rant about it not being fair the family accepts my wife but not her girlfriendbeating, childabusing, alcoholic, lazy, boyfriend.

Ended up leaving me until way after the funeral ended because she was pissed at me. My other sister had to get us and take us to the after part.

Not great but not bad comparitively.

Hillary

Ended up showing up late to pick us up from the pick up location in Ithaca. I literally can't give her my address it's that bad.

I had to drive us down. She'd programmed her gps, two of them, to give conflicting turns so the other was no help when I got lost after Harrisburg.

Wanted to sleep at a rest stop parking lot only halfway through, this is the DAY OF the funeral.

Literally started screaming at me for getting lost and said "I drive like a man"

Told me she'd kill me for transitioning when I joked that I can't drive like a man when it's so expensive to transition**.

Repeated it, making sure I looked her in the eyes, in front of a witness, that she will kill*** me if I ever transition.

Tried to drop in unannounced at 6 am at the mother of the dead aunt to pay condolences. Even if I'd been invited that'd be supremely rude.

Immediately went to sleep when we arrived about an hour or two BEFORE the funeral.

Continued to hang all over me and call me ungrateful for not visiting for almost 4 years before this.

That was last time.

This time she did something worse, and what makes it even worse was the fact that it was our FATHER.

I know it shouldnt matter because family is family but she was there when he died and had tried to get ahold of me at work before it was too late. All of this made me think she was at least acting like a decent human being. I was wrong. I know people process grief differently and I'm no different, im still fluctuating between denial and anger and even mom is pushing it far from her mind so she doesn't have to face the reality of it. But there's certain things that are unforgivable.

Page in comparison was really kind, so anything she did out of frustration I'm skipping this time because she made an effort to be civil.

Hillary

Lent us her bedroom which was nice, except she was in there all the time. Like not to get stuff she needed she was just hanging out in there all the time. And I know you're thinking "It's her room, stop being an asshole!" Except it brings me to point two. She'd especially do it after picking fights, so that literally we didn't have anywhere to get away from her. She'd do this when I lived there too, except she'd do it in MY room, which had literally no way of locking her out as we shared one connecting door that only locked in her side. She does this for attention so she cannot be ignored.

We went out to her work, where she introduced me to Everyone as her daughter. There's about three problems there alone, but I had to be polite to her co-workers. She did so so she could basically just mooch off the free samples. Which they all commented on, pointedly.

Afterward she had me drive just to start an argument about politics, literally took me down several new roads I didn't know, and got mad when I wouldn't make the turns instinctively and made me make what were basically illegal turns. She made up for this by buying my therapy cat some things at Wal-Mart including a fidget spinner****. Then stayed in our room for three more hours.

The next morning she acted like nothing had changed and said we were going out to eat. We went to The Green Dragon which is a fancier Asian buffet with a variety of dishes. It was nice. Until she started discussing politics LOUDLY. It wasn't that kind of restaurant, it was mostly older people, like 80% 60-80 year olds on the early bird special, not somewhere you want to talk politics in rural Amish country Pennsylvania.

I told her three times, we aren't talking about that here and now.

She insisted she was talking to "My friend*****"

I told her neither of us wanted to talk to her about it so she dropped it for a while.

It wasn't long before she was back on her bullshit. She went on about infowars or some shit. (She doesn't like him, per se, but she's a "conservative in a gay hat" type) and how it was hilarious to see him get ripped apart over "Michael obama"

I tell her it's pronounced Michelle. She replied "no it's not! He's really a man, haven't you seen?" And extrapolated from there. I told her she can't call women she doesnt like men just because she doesn't like them or isn't attracted to them. (She does this)

At this point, she continues on about how Michelle is "a transgender or whatever", not really a woman, had a penis, and even without my biases, she still is SHOUTING THIS IN A PACKED RESTAURANT FULL OF OLD PEOPLE IN RED PA

I tell her to back off because she doesn't know anything about trans people and maybe she should just not talk about it because I'm not going to talk to her about it. To which of course she replies that she knows so much better because she knows lots of """"""real trans people"""""

She goes on about how they're disgusting, they smell bad, they're bad people, she outed her friend who I didn't know was trans and said that she (She managed proper pronouns for her at first then reverted to calling her a man) forced her to support her even though she was *insert insults* and even went so far as to call them... rather us, mentally ill freaks.****** She insists we wouldn't have high suicide rates of we didn't "pretend to be the other gender and accept what we really are!"

I'm done. I've had enough. I just get up and say "I'm going to the bathroom" and I literally walk away and lock myself in the family bathroom. While I'm gone she asks what my problem is and my wife tells her off, basically that she doesn't get to decide anyone else's journey for them, it costs 0.00 USD to respect people's identies and not be a fuck. To which Hillary says "don't tell me she's one too" which I'm not annoting because I've already made two notes on this. Rowan tells her "It's not my story to tell,"

"That tells me all I need to know." (Yeah no shit Sherlock you were told outright)

Rowan says she's gonna check on me, so Hiillary tells her "well, tell her her mother's dead. She doesn't have one anymore."#

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So I'm having a breakdown in a public bathroom, on the phone with my mother, because she has humiliated me and outed me to a restaurant of strangers, and she still keeps us out with her for another hour past leaving the restaurant even when I said I wanted to go home.

She immediately tried to retract and say that first off, "[I] don't understand how hard it is and [I] don't understand the choice [I'm] making" I am not talking to her about this.

She insists she'll always support me. I want to go home.

Here's where she actually took I to Wal-Mart. Rowan has reminded me this is what the Wal-Mart trip was to make up for. On that note. She tried again to say she'd "always support me and I know it". I reminded her she told me last time she said she'd kill me over it. She denied it and I told her I still had logs to which she said "ugh, okay whatever!"

This all led to outing me to the REST of the family, which thank God they took better than her. They admitted they didn't understand and hoped I'd get lots of doctors who could help me transition safely with my health issues. Overall it was better than expected but I'm the second openly trans member of the family.

She continued to say that I hold grudges and I shouldn't be so sensitive among other things but that's really all I have the spoons for. This took three hours to write as is. So yeah, additional notes are below. This is why I will never live in PA again and never live near her again. All of this when we were supposed to be mourning our dead father.

*Its homophobic from perspective because I'm only out as a lesbian at this point.

**She is a (closet-bi) lesbian who has been told twice at this point that I'm trans. She's said I'm confused. I don't know what I am. She didn't give birth to a boy etc.

***This is about the third time in my life she's told me if it was up to her she'd have killed me. She said she wanted to abort me, she said if I'd been a boy (xy) she would have. She says if they wouldn't let her, she'd have smothered me coming out and as it stands as a "girl" (xx) she planned to orphan me if mom hadn't told her to being me home.

**** I don't even know. She insists cats love fidget spinners. Mine doesn't care.

***** I don't have to explain why this is fucked up. But I will. If you havent had this situation happen to you, regardless of sexuality and presentation, it means that person who is so important to you to be your significant other, does not measure up. Other than dehumanizing them it's just in general a shitty move. And when they dont even use your SOs name it's clear they're seen just as an accessory of you.

****** y'all remember I've already told her I'm trans? I have the Facebook logs from that convo still.

#I got sick of counting stars, so we're switching to hashes. I'm adopted. Hillary is my biological mother and we were both adopted by the same charitable lady. Her statement doesnt make a lick of sense, mother is at home. She constantly tries to insist she's my mother after all of the above and more I can't even go into here.

## If I knew all it's take was coming out as trans for hee to disown me, I would have much sooner. Soon than I did. She'll forget this in less than six months likely. Because I'm not important enough to expend memory on. I'm marginally okay with this.

#long post #personal #vent #transphobia and homophobia mentions #reasons why i hate my family #heres hoping the readmore works